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CORItKSroNDENCB. AAdresa ewnmunlratlona ralttlrjr to hewe end edr brif.1 raatUr to Omaha baa. dltorlal Drpartmeiai. HKITKMBKK ClKCtLATION. 54,663 Btata of NelTaska, County of Douglas, : Iwirht HIMt . ma. circulation nmnaser of Tha Bra rublishlna; company l in duly sworn, says that tha sverasn circulation fur the munth of ik'ltemhr, Wis, was M DWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Rubecrtied In my presence and aworn to before ma. thla lei day of tVtober, lf15. HObERT HUNTICR. Notary TuMlo. Subacrlbera Iran or the city temporarily should have Tha Bee mallrd to them. Ad drees will be changed M often as requested. r October Thought for the Day 5e.ecf eaf by Mmry Aft in CSaraeUr tsacAa ahri our will. Afm rmg ns that they eommwnteafa their 4ri4 or vice Only by owl action and ae not Mat tolrtv er vie tmit a brtcuh tvtrf momrrU.JllpK rrsido jsmtrmm. The glad hand awaits William Hale Thomp son, mayor of Chicago. "Welcome to our city. King Ak-Sar-Ben la the one royal potentate whose glory Is In no way dimmed by the big war. A liberal consignment of Indian summer will pi t the weather man on the sunny side of gen, cral prosperity. Another Jitney passenger has been seriously hurt. And we may before long learn how much financial responsibility there Is behind a Jitney operator. Yes, but bow long is that good hundred-cent-to-the-dollar Judicial salary, for which so many democratic lawyers art yearning going to waste while the president is making up his mind? A Nebraska Jury has brought In a verdict of guilty against a lawyer for accepting bribes as a public prosecutor. Wonder If the bar will btks cognizance, and do a little houeecleanlngT Omaha and Douglas county hare spem; enough money In the past to have twice as many tood roads as we have. We are willing to spend the money, but do not 'want It thrown to the winds. Independence backed by the goods Insures the success of the Omaha butter market. Elgin Is a very nice, bustling place, but It requires uore butter and less nerve to hold a place en the butter map. ' A former bad man and recent politician of Oklahoma projects a religious revival In New York City. The big city is fortunate In being able to draw from the middle west efficient men to blase the trail to salvation. Nebraska's harvest moon beams upon the largest wheat crop harvested in the state. King Corn Is driving under the wire with ft bumper crop. The year's productive record puts Gen eral Optimism in the saddle to stay. ' What Americans can do Industrially when driven to It will be shown at the coming eihlbl Uon of home-made dyestuffa at New York. In this particular line native skill met opportunity half way and Is well on the road to success. Canada sends more sturdy men to Kuropa this year than immigration baa brought In. The number of settlers from the United 8tatea has fallen to 40 per cent of the high record of 111. The consequences are seen In develop ment brought to a standstill and the collapse of Innumerable speculative booms. imfm N n?! iii in ii i i aa a .1 null H MM Mi'UW All Is la readlnrea for tha first annual ratta tu be civvn tomorrow by the Omaha Rowtng Maovlatlon at Crtwcent lake. Entrtea Include for Junior aliuxlea: T. W. Bteveus, C. It. Hendricks, W. F. (Juriay. W. i. Carton. H. F. Wtneton, W. E. oomnle. Senior alnglae: J. R. Clark aon. A. A. New-!1, J. R. Ulna welt. V. N. Connor, J. Coble, o. II. Gordon. Tub raa: W. II Crrary and Luclen Stephen. The school toard tock up the ouoaUun of fumlahln. tbe puplla with free booka. tha proposition being pra aented by Member Cx-burn, which was referred to a committee Berah Urandrls save an eujoyable party laat nlrfit at bar residence on Pleasant street In honor of Mr. and Mrs. Rokucek of Cleveland In Omaha o thsir bridal trip, Amutig thoae preaant ware: Mr. and Mra A. Mandelbers. Mr. and Mrs. U Johnaon. Mr. and Mra Hut New, Lr. and Mra. Kemper, the Mlaaea Naw, aVilKaboa. Newman. Annie and Minnie RolhaehlM, Alplm. and Meaara. Meyer, FUher, oejerfelder, Bran dela. bVhlff and Ruttiachlld. Tha fifth annual opening exertieea of the Omaha Medical colleae took place at Its building n Maaon street. Pr. ftlalheweon deUvarlag the principal draaa. Candida tea for aherlff la tha hands of their friends Include YYUllain Coburn of tha quarter ma star's de partment at tha corral; Edward It. t'rowell. preeeat deputy aherlff; Councilman Ed Ijneder, Tom PleroneU f the police force. I. N. Fierce, county poor farm uperlntendent; D. N. Miller, piaaent Incumbent, on tha republican aide: and on the democratic side Conn adman Pat Ford. Henry Oreba, preaent deputy aherUf. atrxf Georg IK Ouy, the teaman Mr. Wilson and the Kaiier. Negotiations between President Wilson and Kaiser Wllhelm are again tinder such tension as may result In breaking diplomatic relations If r-ne or the other does not yield. Mr. Wilson made a flat statement of his position on the sinking of the Lusltanla, to which the American people gave almost unani mous assent. This wss followed by an even more positive declaration of the views of the American government. To these communica tions the kaiser's spokesmen have returned evasive and unsatisfactory replies. Not only have the notes from Wilheltnetrasne failed to Meet squarely the request of Washington for disavowal of and assurance against a repetition of the acts complained of, but the sinking of the Arable came either as a gross blunder or a de liberate defiance of the United States. Following the Dumba incident, which Vienna deigned to notice only when compelled to save Its ambassador from possible expulsion. Count von Bernstorff was clothed with extraordinary powers to represent the kaiser's government In final negotiations as to the Arabic. It was suggested from Washington that this would lead to a disavowal In such a form as would be en tirely satisfactory, but the event shows that the Kaiser's ambassador, to use a slang phrase, has been merely "stringing" the president along. Germany, and the rest of the world, must be astonished at the halting of the president and his administration In upholding tbe rights of American cltlirns at home and kbroad. "Roll ing his fist In his pocket," as the Germans say. will not help the president out of his predica ment. He must follow up his former pronounce ment or back down entirely. Ak-Sar-Ben Crowds and Traffic. Omaha Is accustomed to entertaining large numbers of visitors each day In tbe year, with great throngs during the Ak-Sar-Ben period, and l as always met the problems of caring for them v lth success. The dual attraction at this time I'M resulted In the presence of an unusual num ber of visitors In the city, making the crowds on tha streets especially dense. Omaha's broad street! and wide sidewalks reduce the possible congestion of traffic to the minimum, but at a time Ilka this, more than usual care must be ex ercised. It is incumbent on pedestrians and drivers alike to show some consideration for each other at all times, but when the traffic is to heavy they must give even greater assistance la tbe effort to avoid accidents. "Safety first" Is always a good rule, and It Is doubly a duty during Ak-Sar-Ben week. Tha Stimulus of Debt The mountain-high debts that have been piled up In all of the warring countries of Europe, and are every day being piled up still higher, sre causing much wonderment as to how tLe people of these countries can be expected to otand up under the colossal burden. With such a staggering load to carry folka are asking bow can these nations recover lost ground, and make r rogress even with an uninterrupted period of peace? AH history teaches, however, that the most debt-burdened people of the world have also teen the most progressiva people of the world, and that tha accumulation of tremendous public debts has always been accompanied by the most rapid and marvelous advance of civilization. In other words, It would seem that the burden of debt operates, In fact, as ft stimulus and not as a death-knell to Industry, not only with individ uals, but also with nations. When France at the close of the war of 1871 was compelled to pay an Indemnity to Germany, the amount was so great, according to the stan dards of the time, that It was considered ex tremely doubtful whether It could take on such an obligation. But Its payment bad no notice able effect upon the progress of the French re public, and French Investments abroad, as well as at home, continued to Increase right along. Tbe United Btates came out of our civil war with a gigantic war debt, but the country never halted In Its forward march. Industrially, commercially and financially, although, of course, it might possibly have gone along faster had it been free from the debt drawback. When peace Is restored, the necessity will rrst upon the European countries to dig them selves out from under tha debt load they are shouldering, and If history repeats Itself, the experience will be a stimulus to extraordinary exertion to meet the new conditions. Forehanded for Once. Even the British learn by experience, and in the present Balkan crisis they appear to be putting some Of their recently acquired knowl edge to use. Lashed by the Manchester Guar dian and other Influential Journals of the United Kingdom, the British government haa taken such steps' as will forestall In aome degree a repetition of the embarrassment experienced with Turkey. While the voice that has spoken to Bulgaria Is the voice of Russia the hand that 1 olds the sword Is that of England. That Greece has been prepared for entrance Into such war like activities as the quadruple entente might desire Is made plain by the landlnr of French troops at Salonlkl, well timed with the declara tion of war. In the meantime, Bulgaria must at once declare which aide It proposes to take, or recede from Ita warlike attitude entirely, at pains of having war declared against it by Rus sia. That Bulgaria categorically denies all that haa been alleged of Its activities dors not weigh in the present aspect of the case. The Allies are not so much concerned as to the entrance of Bulgaria Into the war aa they are to secure an other position from which to attack the central powers. This way is provided through Macedonia and Serbia. The movement presages merely a little wider projection of the all-absorbing strat ify of tha war, and does not promise much for its early settlement. The University of Kansas adds one more to tbe many beneficial uses of corn. Laboratory tests brought an oil which gives to pie crusts tha golden glow that mothers produced with Urd. With the pie belt annexed to his domain King Corn haa ample warrant for stepping high. The September statement of the national treasury shows a deficit of 110,000,000 between Income and outgo. By the time congress assem bles tha holes In the figures will be large enough for statesmen to roll free sugar ban els through them. Are the Negro Women Making Good? Mrs. Beoker T. WeeaJngtoa la The Xnderandaaw A FEW weeka aao, I was returning from a coun try school, where I had gone to help the teacher ra.e money to finish tha sthool house, which had been begun inme two or three years ago. It waa a cold, dark afternoon and one would have expecteJ every woman, at leant every country woman, to cloee up to the flredlde. Country people love to stay near their haarthatonea, at leaat my country folks Co. But aa I drove on alowly, Topay, my little blacK home, who takes me all about among my country friends, pricked up her eara. I llatened a moment arid In the distance 1 heard the ft, plaintive tones of a doten or mots women, aa they aang, as no other women' can sing: Pon t rail tha roll till I sret thar. l"m t call the toll till I get thnre. Oh Mary, oh Martha, don t call the roll till 1 net there. I want to answer to mv namo, I want to annoer to m' name. Oh Mary, oh Maitiia, 1 want to answer to my name. The country woman expreaies heraelf generally In song, whether ahe la sad or happy. This afternoon theaa women were ahall I say happy? well, they were content. Once Inalde the building, I was not long In finding out that I was In a woman's club, a real club, where subjects of vital Interest to a com munity were Lelng dlacuaaed, not something theee women had read about, for not a single one of them rould read an oidlnary book or newapaper, not a sub ject that aome lecturer had dlscuaaed In their church, for lecturers do not usually spend their time with this sort of people. In thla eort of a community if the only would) but these women, some young, mora older, had for that meeting the subject: "How t makn hard water soft" This Is a limestone district. These women work In the fields until Friday night or Saturday noon, when they go down to the creek to do their week's washing, and the hardness of tha water la of the greateat Interest to them. It ha-l set them to thinking, and where a community of women begirt to think there Is sure to be action, the result of which will be their general intellectual de velopment. There are M0 or mora mothers in tha little town where I live who hold four meetings a month, at which any one who feels like It sings and any onu who la moved by the spirit prays; any one speaks upon tha subjeat given. It Is a free speech meeting. At one of the recent meetings the question waa thrown out. "How many little babies have bean born In my community In the laat twelve montha and where are theyT" Another waa "How shall I keep tha affection of my huahandT" One woman laughed good-natured! f and aald: "We women ought to go to all tha conven tions and things where our husbands go. They travel, they read, they study and we should do this, too, or fall behind them." Another one spoke up and said: "Don't let ua be ao tired all of tha time when ha comes home." One of these women has bought a nice four-room cottage, painted It, haa a good cow, a good horse and buggy, always makes her own garden, and more than all, haa remade her husband from a cobbler Into a real respectable carpenter. Others of this organisation are following her example. Where will It all end? No one cwn tell, except to see that the revolution haa begun, regeneration has set In and these women who have gone through trials and trllilatlons are going to take their atand at no dis tant day with the great American Womanhood, and share their part of the responsibility In Increasing the nation's efficiency. There are more than 1,000,000 negro women tn this country, on tha plantations. In small towns, and In the rl'les. We are aetdom heard from, and not always considered as a factor In the solution of the great problem In which our husbands and brothers figure so largely. The home and the family Is the starting point Since the spirit of the age .demands that the mother aliotild have a wide knowledge of all matters pertaining to the moral, spiritual and Intellectual training of her children, we women must meet the demands by making our organizations avenues ot help to the. better way. We club women have made a beginning In laying a foundation aa a means to an end. Tha work ot such organisations as I hsve described Influences not only the women directly connected with them, but reaches out to the homes that are not represented In clubs. The Incidents given above are typical of the awakening and growing activities of our women all over this country for our national association Is made up of women from every state In tha union. The women ot esrh state direct their energies toward some particular local need. Indiana women have for aome time been maintaining a tuberculosis camp; New Tork women, an old folks' home. The colored women of Alabama, some years ago, founded at alt Melira a boys' reformatory, for which they ralaed out of their meager stores $2,000 each year until, through the energetic lobbying of three women's clubs that had worked hardest for It, the state waa persuaded to take It over. But I wonder If there are still those who ask: "Are negro women making good?" Side Swipes at Sunday Culberts'in Banners "Billy" Sunday says that hell will be so full of chur'h members who prsy In ohurch and vote for the saloon on election day that their feat will atlck out of the wlndowa. "Billy," we don't oe llevs you know anything more about It than a bob tailed muley cow. Friend TolegTaph: Rev. William A. Sunday Is still poinding at tha strongholds if sin tn f meha. Not withstanding the Ak-8ar-Ben carnival, Mr. Sunday Is not dismayed over this affair and asserts that there Is room In' Omaha for both. Thousands of people from many miles distant are visiting Omaha tn crier to lla'en to tha nightly dlasourtet of the greatest revivalist of the present time. Already the 'outcome has been everything thst could have been expected. Hundreds are hitting the trail for a batte life and for a better hereafter. Mr. 8'indiy is working with all his might, evidently for tre success ot these meat Inga and la reading the Christian people of Omaha en to hla sup. ort Omaha Examiner: In the uae af alaag and reo peration "Hilly" Kunday hai only one rival and that la the editor of The Arlaona Kl-ker. If we were ta umpire th game our deMslon wot Id le In favor ot "Bl ly." The word t evll was ti med simply by pre fixing the letter D to evil. But, In the language of "Billy" Ounday. "to hell with the devil;" that's where he belongs. Aimed at Omaha Loup Cit Tim a: Omaha Is not d Ing snythlng to get the next national democrat In gathering, that Is unite evident It must le tlv:t they cona.dVr it to big a Job, or they I aven't got the p t.-e. At any ate Omaha Is not warming up to it like the meant busi ness. Bloomlngton Advocate: While In Omaha attending the M. E. con'erene. Rev. Hurlbut had hla pocke'e picked rontalntnt gome cos in other rreache a were aerved tn tha same manner. Tha thieves m e. have thought tt-a m'nl ters were an aiey bi nch. It shows that "Bl ly" Sunday still has some good work to do down there yet. Hartlngton Ihrtll: The Omk Bee haa Incurred considerable ens re fiom certain quart ra on ac count of the extensive notice which It Is g vt g tj the "Billy" Bunday revival In t at city. It muat nt however, be supposed tvat Tha Bee is espcciall in aympathy with the Sunday campaign Just been an t Uevotea large arere ta It H may cr It nia' no: be' that la not tha que Uon. The tact of the matter la that The Bie la a great new-paper and It l expir ing "Billy" Sunday and hla m-etlnsa almply aid solely because they are tlx uewa. A II a newapa. mr la not governed by Ita llkee or dislikes, its precon ceptions or its pr dilectlons b t rntlr ly by the new valuea of events, and It gla to theee events tha prominence In Its columae which their Importance ip. pears to demand. Mia take Notloa ef Vrarellaei Men. LINCOLN. Oct t To the Editor of The Ilea: Thla is to answer a letter written by V. A. Bradahaw of North Platte. I wonder what this man's idea is of Judging an average man's standing? There la alwaya aome old stool pigeon sitting around the dejoU watching the Incoming and outgoing trains and when they see a traveling man come to town, they make the remark that there la one more horacthief at large. That la for the simple reason that most traveling men are a good natured sort, pleasant and willing to give any man or woman any Information they deem necersary. Just to give you a little Illustration of what some people think ot a traveling man. As I waa coming lows off of the Hpauldlng branch Friday morning on the early train from Oolumbua, there was a real feeble old lady going to Washing ton. Kan. Fhe waa routed from Colum bus to Lincoln, by the way of the Bur lington, fihe had traveled but very little, and was a little worried in regard to making connections at Columbus. 1 told her to get off on the left hand side of the coach and step Into Green's transfer and ha would take her to the Burlington station In plenty of time. There were two other women on the train that had the appearance of ordinary Intelligence, who spoke up and said, "We are going to Lincoln." My answer to them waa, "vary well." In the course of the next five minutes these two particular women got their heads totietler snd started talking about the fresh traveling men. Their Idea of me at that time was that I wanted to flirt with them, and break Into a conversation. The average traveling man haa more Intelligence than to flirt with every woman on the train, or on the streets of towns he makes. Whenever you meet a traveling man that Is married, he Is not ashamed of It He la willing to take hla wife out on the territory with him at any time or any place and let her meet all his friends. I would much rather trut my wife with a dozen or fifteen traveling men on a trip from here to Chicago, than I would the average old stool pigeon, and a few of the deacons In the church. I can actually name at leaNt six or eight so-called ohurch members and Chris tians, that will snssk Into a saloon from the back door or aide entrance, Jtuit to buy a drink and have no one know It. But when a traveling man wants a drink, he goes right in the front door and buys a drink, and right straight out the front door onto the street again, regardless of who sees him. In regard to the work "Billy" Sun day Is doing. I think ho is doing a great deal of good. Hla Idoa of conversion Is not my type, but nevertheless when a soul Is converted. It 1st one more saved. 1 have never heard "Billy" Sunday, but my Intentions are that I shall In the near future. INTERESTED TRAVELING MAN. Another Travetlnw Man'a Answer. GRAND ISLAND, Neb.. Oct 4.-To the Editor of The Bee: As a traveling man and a resident of Nebraska for the last thirty-eight years, I wish to correct the gentleman from North Platte. Mr. V. A, Bradahaw. Thla man seems to be quite wise as to the habits of tha "96 per cent" sinners, as ha calls us. and poses as a saint himself, without any record as a prophet or ultra divine. Such ' knocks can never promote the sensible and moral side of life, and such knockers are, as a rule, far from true pictures of a saint The traveling man, as a rule. Is for facts, truths, common sense and right, and refuses to take every grafter's word for the vital things of life, and because he differs from some other man as to the truth of the Bible story as given by "Billy" Sunday, or any one else. Is no sign he Is a degenerate. Ha seems to think traveling a crime, and those who engage In It little less than his Satanic majesty. However, Mr. Brad ahaw, you have much to learn as to the real character of the traveling man. We have to combat Just such Ignorant fel lows as you every dsy, and but for ua you'd still be using a cradle In your wheat But for us you would be waiting three months for an answer to your east ern letter. Who la it helps the cripples ot your streets? Who buys the lead pencils and shoestrings? Who maintains the best hotels? Who supports their families bet ter? Who more loyal to the city in which he lives? Who put the Bible In all the leading hotels? Who is the advanoe agent of prosperity, and the student ot pro gressive business methods? , Many traveling men are students and thinkers, and do not put In their entire time playing with tha little fifty-two pasteboard cards, and they are no more H per cent sinners than any other class, ot men. G. M. PALMER. Aurora, Neb. "Billy" Saadar's Detractors. ' COUNCIL BLUFFS, la.. Oct 4.-TO the Editor ot The Bee: The attitude of a number of people toward Mr. Sunday seems strange. Paul says In Romans 14, "Who art thou that Judge another man's servant?" Mr. Sunday muat feet highly complimented when he hears himself compared (even unfavorably) to Jesus. He la criticised for calling himself the ambassador ot Christ But we are all ambassadors of Christ in some measure if we endeavor to carry Hla massage to tbe world. Mr. Sunday says he hss a quick tamper. He does not say he Is perfect But he does say if he didn't live according to what he preaches the "boose gang" would show him up. Consider that ha has known poverty, hard work, the height of success as a ball player (a thing In Itself enough to turn the head of the ordinary individual) and now of being the great est evangelist of his day, and with this the fsct that he la desperstely in earneet Try to see things from his viewpoint and realise that be has been the most power ful factor in cleaning up of many cities. How can women say one word against him? If after Mr. Sunday is gone all Omaha and auburba could meet for religtoua serv ice and plan to help the alck and poverty stricken, how glorious thst would be. MRS. RUTH C. WOLFE. o Monopoly nf Vllearss. COLUMBUS. Neb.. Oct 4.-TO the Ed itor of The Bee: It may be that I am foolish to rvrly to teh unkind remarks ot V. A. Bradahaw regarding the travel ing salesman. Nevertheless, that he may be Informed allow me to say I have known traveling men without honor, low minded, spendthrifts. I have known them to sacrifice affection to lust and to bring dishonor and shame to ence happy, virtuous homes. I have known traveling men that were profligate and thoroughly unreliable and entirely de void of principle, but all of the men of this class do not obtain positions on the ; road. I am aware that there are di- honcst, low-minded, unprincipled mer chanta. I have known doctors, lawyers, farmers, mechanics, bankers, politicians and nu n In Ah and honomole Pv among as vile and devoid of principle and as familiar with vice as any traveling sales man could possibly be. In all the walks of life there are to be found villains, but Ism glad that In the store, office, farm, shnp, factory and elsewhere we have magnificent, capable, cultured men who I0V4 God and man, and are Interested In every good work. I am glad there are physicians aho bring health to the sick and hope of Immortality to the dying and consolation to the bereaved. I am glad there are lawyers who fight for Jus tice, and editors who stand for right eousness. I am glad there are honest farmers, merchants, mechanics, bankers ana politicians, and I am glad that the traveling salesmen as a class will av erage with any of these for virtue. Integ rity, culture and Christian character. Since "Billy" Sunday came to Omaha I have he-rd him deliver three moat won derful, wholesome sermons, and I wilt say of him that I consider him a great scholar and orator, that he la logical and convincing. I believe he is sincere and pure, and that the Lord Is with him. I am a traveling salesman and have been on the road for over thirty years. Mr. Sunday's traducers are not all traveling salesmen, and I think It you will Investi gate you will find that the few traveling men who oppose him are misinformed or are Interested In the things that Mr. Sun day condemns. Therefore I consider the unkind things Mr. Bradahaw aald ot the traveling salesmen as a class to be false and should be retracted. JOHN E. ER8KINE. FLATTERY. Clinton Scollard In Judge. I told her she had aster eyes, And I'pe aa crimson as the maple; She looked st me In grave surprise. Remarked my almille were staple. I bade her know her foot waa light Aa is the fawn's, that woouland r'liwrj She stated, though 1 might ! right. The saying was aa old as Homer. I spoke about her sumach lips. And of her white throat, like a lily. Then felt a sudden heart -eel Ipse, For she averred that I was silly. But when I whispered that her voice From trouble waa a sweet entrnncer And made the soul of me rejoice he d.clii't even deign to answer. I nlEh despaired, I will admit; I whs downcast, dejected very. For I'd exhausted all piv wit. And nlnn st my vocabulary. But when I clasped her. Booming fear. Orown through exasperation bolder, ;h murmured, "You arc Just a desr!" 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