12 Till) KKE: OMAHA, SATUWUY, OCTODEIl 2, 1915. ?nir omaha" daily uise KOl'MVUn BY EDV." A.-", KOSfcWATKIt, ' VICTOR ROSEWATEI., CDITOR. Tk Pee PuMlsnlng Company Proprietor, i'EE BUILPINO. FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. F ntared at Omth poatofflr aa second -class mattar. IKKUI Or UBHCHIPTIOM. Mr rarrter Py mall par month. per rr. i nA pnnflir w I'ally without Punday..,.' a 4 0 (tn!r. arJ unry "e IN t"ventn without Sunday If-n............ 4. tunea Pee only I P.1 notice of rhar.gs of addrtae er complaints of trregeiartty la delivery to Umihi Bee, Circulation Xparuner.t Rt-MtTTANCK. Pendt w draft, rrs or poptal order. Only two rtut stsmna received In ferment of small -etunta. I'ereonal checks, except on Omaha and esstsra etchanre. not accepted. Omaha Th Be Bslldlns. fnuth Omaha 3i N atreet. outiril H'.uffe 1 North Main Street LincolnUS Little RuUnlng. Chtraro ll Hamt ruil'Mnr rew Vork-Uoom 11. P Fifth avenue, t Ioit M New ttank of Cnumirr. Washington 72b Fourteenth Bt.. N. W. CORRKSKONDBNCB. Aitres eemmunlesttone relating ta and o1 Cartel mattar to Omaha Be. Editorial rjepartfeetit. . KKITKMHKH CIKCt'LATIO. 54663 fctat ef K'-breska. County ef Pouglna, ar liwtfht VvlMl.nia. In; ul.i ! Ion m.tnnqer of The Pea Publishing fi'inpitif tln d ly sworn, aya that trie tccitco clnuUiion lor Hit month of September, Mis, "jiviOHT WIlyMAMS, Circulation Manager. Bubscr!-ed In my p-escnr and awom to before me. tula lat dav t iVtniier If 16 UOUUHT llUNTh-R, Notary publle. Sulwrribers leaving tba city temporarily houll hare The Bee rnallrd to them. Ad dress will be changed aa oftn aa requested. Thought for the Day SiUcfd by Jmnnto M. Ron M7ony vord of mint can makt a lift the hriuh'.tr, If any Ml oonj of mint eaH ml o fciart t hyhler, Qoi htlfl m tot my Kftle twi and tali 'nv lit of hinging And dnp U in omi littl val owl tet ik tcho ringing." King Corn li not ready to uMlcate yet not y a lonf ehotl . Tbat Went Indian hurrlcana must be aoma sort ot a aw-ond Couala to our tornado-belt twUter. . . ? L. "? At any rate, Dr. Dumba baa not written any more fool lettert rince tbat last one got away (trom fclm, , ' ' , ;....g Beven'.allcea of .land offKa pie tor Nebraitka faUBful riiaterlally relieve the anxiety of tbe famlnhing, ' . ' .""' -- ' t ' 1 The 'world wrles baa real competition thla time for front page apace, and the difference Is noticeable. - ' f S-'i!- - ?"-S Notblng approachea tbe beauty of tbe parka la the good old luromer time except tbeir beauty 1b the glow ot autumn. . More tban 1S.0Q0 trail blttera In tbe Pater Mon campaign aa against leaa than S.0Q0 ao far In Omaha. Hit 'em upl french eoldlera have bad their pay raised from I ceut a day to 6 cents. SUU aorae people tbiolt republlca ungrateful. The purcbaao of blgh-cla American aeed corn ootltute tha best investment China has made since tbe Boners were put to aleep. ' With the democrats alipplnf in under the tn'va or the protection tent a unanimous rote for repuMloan policies Is practically assured. naraV credits Is a mighty Interesting subject, but the-thrlfty.Nebraaka farmer ia. in fact, less bothered about credit than any other member ot tae.eomwunity. . "Wonder If that conscience-atrkktin ainner who returned his Ill-gotten fifty cents could not be discovered without going out ot the Junior yellow's household. Kdgar Howard Intimates that Omaha'a Ak gaBen may aome day match the New Orleans Msrdl Gra. Oh, wake up, Edgarl AkvSar. the Mardl Oraa ft Jong time ao. If aeneral Carrana ta aa wUe aa bl wbls kers imply, tbe prompt suppression of M border gusrlllas would materially Improve bis chances cf recognition. Besides, tbe proceeding would lend emphasis to good wlU and realism to a good deed. The Apollo Po"l lu h ' "n"'1 ,or th ii ui.-bR v UK tl a MUOH o-.ii ta. Joivn A. I'o ftl Mc preah a-.t. V. i. T. Uta,Pi a.cv. a" u . k. a . a.ia h j!.tt lloma-d. a a f Oenaral Howard, U Uit uiU ill auttrtr from an attack of jiJeuiUy. fiiiV UcCmnik la having Anhueot Pock drav for trick ok of four etnrlja to t erected n Tlitrt-enttt and ltoar. A political meetlnn of Botiaro'.an rttlaena In Ho'f timna hll on BoJth Th rteer.tn atreet, prema.a over Lv V. W.i Vti d'inur a chair man and Joaepb Katie., 4ereUry. llftennl to ci'rejaa by John Kuelcky, frank Kacjwr, Ji-i-ph Kavan and Uoula iMrfca. Tlte ehooilnf r aid ry on lower Ka nra atrvet was Ima'i-I Ly I.lt ili-i.ant M -rrlain and hla brother. Col- end Merrl.ua. Tbey ram aud vnl ln 'Ktilto..botr of tt' in cittcit aliota of tha army, leaving the anlou- labni prop eur atupefivd lth tuiiaaenient Itie a poialnitinl of f liver W. Wink aa oomptroUar v.f the L ii.oa I'm. lit ', haa been announced, crc&t.nf no iiu.a '. r at h-J lUjtricra. Mr. frane. took tha part of Plji" la 'Tha Mannt" bt tl.a tlx n ns i f I oyd a opera houae by the hay 'JViail' O n toiiipany, ta rr hl'.ln Omaha aa a iK.eln tf ia c.'iinn fvr a New York houae. : K i. I:U-y. fiaid rrt rwnUtlii ta tli InW p, .S i.t i:!. r i f Oil r'flloa isi-and lodge at lialu in .it. la k aiti-r ha vl in; made a ahoit vM tu hla '. ; ij.."..v. . i t .m. ' ri or ioik la a irueat of Frank J r. r:i . , f j'.u m i.i.ju i.a rtiuaitd (mm llarvaid In 15, ,Mr' TresItteVffeeple and Peace. The rerslatence of the dmorrals In cinlining the avoidance of war by tbe 1'nltcd Stntra to be due aolely to the prceldent'e ollrlpa doea thnm but little credit. AStuteneaa, once an attribute of the leaders of !ie president's party, aretng to have been abandoned In a denperate attempt to support bis popularity by arraying bini tn tbe mantle of the prophet whose voice has eaved his nation. This pretense Is too dlnplianoug to de reive anybody. President Wilson undoubtodly la tn favor of peace, but In this be hns the unani mous support of all bis country. No one wants war, and all are eager to avoid It, and no coun try wants us to be at war either wth them or against them. Tho most active and effeotlve support the president has had in his efforts to preserve peace has come from his political op ponents. In hi momenta of trial, when tho Clouds had gathered thick over the nation's psth, the president was upheld by press and public, without regard to political division. Any effort to make political capital out of this national Impulse will not succeed. Tbe presi dent'! administration will be tried on other Issues, of which there are plenty, and against which the democrats are Just now hopeless of preparing adequate defense. Making the Loan Look Good. Fiscal agents for the Allies aro JubI now en gaged In the Interesting work of securing sup port from the Investing public for the half-bllllon-dollar lonn to bo floated on this side of the ocean. Tbe Int'-rest rate has been fixed at such figure as to make the issue quite attractive as an Investment, a governmont bpnd yielding R'.i per cent being uncommon In tbeso days of plethoric purses. Other features have been added to serve as Inducements to tho dollars that are so ardently desired. Especially Is the press agent's work being well done, so that men of means are being appealed to from every pos sible angle. If the money Is not charmed out of the pockets of tbe public, It "HI not be be cause the campaign was not skilfully planned and adroitly carried out. The money-masters of Wall street know their business, as has been demonstrated on many another occasion. What Our Chemists Can Do. Ilerent events have taught Anirricaus mod esty, If not humility, when It comes to talking about war. The cultured nations of Europe have shown us such wonderful ways of obliter ating whole armies, of permanently altering the landscape, of overwhelming crowded cities and demolishing stately vesels, that we have lost some of our natlonnl cockiness. However, here cornea some sustenance for our self-respect, direct from a meeting of chemists at San Fran cisco. In closing the soKsion of a gas congress one of the experts pointed out tbat anything tbe Europeans may have achieved Is also possible for the Americans. Jay, more; he said that by the time war could be declared on us, and the fighting actually commenced, some of the pro cesses now being exploited, such as the use of chlorine gas, would be obsolete. Instead of tbat crude, coarse method of asphyxiating soldier, we may have our choice between arsenuretted hydrogen plain, or combined with hydrocyanic geld, the effect,! of which would bo to do away with any Invading force tas completely as was tha army of Sennacherib, when "the Death Angel breathed in the face of tbe foe as be passed." Thus Is the genius of American science and tbe fruits of American research brought to the relief of any apprehensions tbat might have been slowly consuming the over-anxious public. Whllo yet we have our chemists and our gaa mains, we are comparatively safe. Some Applet I For Nebraska we boast about our corn and pur tattle, our bogs and our alfalfa, but we m ift not forget to boast about our apples. Hero la authentic testimony as to what aro believed to be the largest apples ever zrowu la York county, verified by ocular exhibition of the apples, to gether with the name and address ot the grower, In the thriving town of York: There aro elittit apples In the exhibit. They welg-ii ten pounds. One of the apple wogha tenty-lwo ouneea and meaaure mure than fifteen tnc.hea In cir cumference Some apples, say we! Not produced every year even In Nebraska, to be sure, but the eelf- styled red apple countries will have to speed up to keen tn a higher class, Armed Neutrality a Failure. Such meager Information as seeps through from the Balkans serves to support the conclu sion that armed neutrality is an empty phrase there, so far as maintenance ot peace Is con cerned. At any rate, It hut no force In binding the' turbulent peoples of the little countries tn tbe hinterland of Europe to any preservation of tranquility, Bulgaria's moUlllxatlon was fol lowed by similar preparations in Greece and the threat tbat Koumanta would also get ready for eventualities. These have y-ansplrcd, tn border clashes between Serbs and Uu'.gara, which may be but the prelude to the general engagement. Each aide to the general war has Its special reasons for Involving Die Balkan nations in the struggle, aud each has connived and Intrigued to gain the support sought. To the Oermans It meant access to and possible aid to the Turks; to tbe Quadruple Euteute it niont another op portunity to attack the central allies. Tbtsae ends, minor in comparison to some cf tbe more outstanding features of the war, are important factors in tbe general strategy, and the partici pation of tbe Balkans in the conflict has been inevitable for months. So the bollowncss of "armed neutrality" la sounded by tbe actual facts. Mpi Vt I t MUtMlUlflA Dramatizing Billy Sunday literary Dlreat. " Jt was a forenone conclusion itrnt "Billy" Pun-fl- Fhotill t,e craroitlwd. People who have thounht of him only ea a fUure cf melodrama will hava to confmi that b U that and more, foe tha areataat lann-llnrer of the dramatic world win nt ablo to reiiete "HI ly" Sunday rfnd make htm live on the atnVe wllh ti t aaraa vitality that he fills out h truo poraon,' "tie. rire Cohan haa forced a romparUon be tween himself and h's yeatest rival In tho uae of dramatic alnng." aaye Iliywood Broun, "and, atrance aa It may cm, It la 'Jeorge' and not 'Hll;y.' bo crake uidor the strain." The new fl'e produced at the Aetor theater from the rn of the verentlle play wright I called. "Illttinn-the-Trall Holl iy." Before aiH-lnc It Mr Fro tin was convinced that Cohan haU chosen a character wh"m he eould roups out to the laat rtvtaJI. that tha author of "(Kt-Rlch-Qulck Wai linnford ' could ta "just aa eoiloquial, just aa racy, and Juat aa Irreverent as the Invader of Pateraon.'' Hut Ilia play "waa a triumph fer BUlf' Sunday." niliy" gunday once aa.d : "I've ot a gospel-gun that ahoota aUntght. U's loaded With rouijh-on-rata. Iix-ruc, rock fall, dynamite, and barbed wire,." The Cohan heavy ordinance, ao wa had Imagined, could ahoot all that and mora. We were mistaken. George Cohan haa neither tha puneh nor the pace of "Pllly" Hunday. Tbe conflict tttween the men had te come sooner or later, on account of the aim larlty In method and viewpoint It la true that Cohan waved the Tag first, put Hilly' Sunday haa waved It harder. Tn one rre:oct the layarlght haa an advantage over the pie:io!,tr. 'PUly' tell folk what they ought to be, and George Cohan draws his heroines straight upon the Ideal art by Sunday. Cohan fashions hla heroes alo t n 'H.lly'e' spec If l etltna, but hl men era drawn from tha giaat and .democratic army pf the damner, which In'eieata both George' and 'Hilly muo.i mora than the small and selected compnny of tho colorleaa elect Sunday for Instance, could preach a whole sermon about Walllngford or Broadway Jones, and get Juat aa much and morn out of the material than Cohan, "Hut It Is In language that tho superiority of Bun day Is moat evident The eatohwords of preacher ant playwright are, similar. The rule of both la when In doubt go to bell. Ullly'g' hell attalea, but fohan'a has been burned tut these many years, and It Is too much to aak the drama tut to warm It up for each new play, l oth men have the same hell, of courae, but t la Viewed from different aspects. Cohan haa developed hi along farce-comedy lines, while Sunday's hell la wholiy melodramatic M Do you think that because you aay there tan't any fire in hell that turna the hoee on ltr la a typical Sunday sentence. 'Aw, you go to hell,' Is what Cohan character says In order to leave the audlenoe laughing as he makes Ms salt. ' All In all. we Ulieve that gunday haa more of tho tframatlc inrtlnct than Cohan." Twice Told Tales f aaee for Teara. The conversation In a club tha othcr night turned to the queatlon of law and legal llghta when this little Incident was reoajlod by Rspieaentatlve Charles K lloohvr: "During the trial of a civil case lit the west some time age a lawyer named Bmlth made an Impasaions'l appeal to the Jury, In which at one point he referted to htmaelf. 'My reputation.' he drgmatl 'ally exclaimed, 'la all I have on earth. It Is the only Inheritance that t eta leave to my children.' ' ' . "A minute or ao later ft brother lawyer In the oouit room waa ot served to-be sobbing softly,. " "Why, Jeneal' exclaimed a frlnnd In aurprlse, 'what In the world la the matter? What 'are you aohalna enoutr ' ' . 'I enn't hetp It was the tsarful rejoinder of Jene. 'It makes me sad to think what a smalt Inheritance flmlth'e children will have.' " Philadelphia Telegraph. ' " ' Bel Aarala. It was a butohera shop, with a fine display of tongtieg for sale. Suddenly a man rushed In. "I Bay," he gaapeJ, "three's a big black dog running down the street wl.!j a tongue In Its mouth!" Is there Tha beast P shouted the butcher, seisins; a chopper and rvshlng out of tha shop after the canine thief. He caught a glimpse of a fog answering the de scription at the street - corner and gave chaae. but after rare dodging and twisting he lost sight of the animal. - "Kav you seen a bl blash dog with a toagne In ltr mouth T" he aakad of a group of loiterers. With a tcngua In Its mouth T" said one, laughing, "Pld you ever seta one without?" "Hold!" muttered the butcher, when he returned and found that all hla tonsuea had gone aa well as tha two thieves who had taken them. 'Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph, a Ills Good Qaallfloa, "How Co you like yeur new mlnlatarr i '"Very much, indeed.-He's the right sort. One of those 'man-emorur-men' ministers, you .know. Comes over to the house occasionally and smokes a pipe; playa on our -base ball team; good at tennla and golf and aceme to believe In getting pleasure out of this life." 'I see." "Yea, and he's Interested In the things we lay men are Interaaled In. He dlacuaaea tha problems ot the day. I tell you, he's a fine fellow." i "I know, but what sort ot sermons does ho preach T" "Well,' that I can't tell you. I haven't been over to hear him pteach yet "Detroit Free Pieas. Some of the opposing elements in Colorado refuse to believe that young Rockefeller cher ishes good wl'.l toward the working classes. No matter what sentiment are expred they break on the wall ot preconceived dislike. One class in particular, the Women's League of Justice, not only discredits his statements tn public print, but misquotes his words for purposes ot censure. When asked by reporter! td explain the misquo tation, the JUMtlce leaguers replied they "didn't know exactly what be had raid." but "took it tor granted tbat'g what be meant.'' Mr. Uockefelier baa reason to murmur, "What's tbe uae?" People and Events Spruce up aud shine up to greet the king and tbe visiting hosts. Eery building decorated for the occasion makes for bigger business and ad vertises the public spirit of owner or tenant. Fifty profcailona) barbers of Philadelphia laat Sunday pulled off a "free clinic in an earhan asy lum and gave too boys the latest fashion In. haircuts Back In "OU Vlrglnny" a scrap pile of freight car bumpers belonging to a, ralliead company audderly turned from wests to a dividend booster. Munition factories are buying up scrap piles, particularly cast- off bumpera. The vendors of beg" fanoy taoaa who Interested Omaha houaekeepera to the extent of several two. figure bills worked the gams with equal auoceas la Denver and Salt Lake City. From the Utter city comes a genti-el, lady-like scream aomewhat muffled ly cluny (?) lace at H a yard worjh about cents In the local stores. A Cleveland Judge adda hla voice to the voluna of common sense which pronounces a wernag'g stock ing an .unrellal le savings bank. The owner ' ot the stocking became, cuatodgn of a ahopplng friends pure conttlnlrtg I S. but the stocking sat dropped the combination and the money. The court held the owner of the money could recover from the banker. An Amert aa physician working la a French hos pital d aeovervd what. he believed to be a remedy for "gas gangrvna" There had te be a test ' Wary Davis, an American gtrl Inoculated herself With the gertna without consulting the doctor, and whe fully ln feeted presented hereclf for treatment The girl was cured end her rqurt-ge may be tha means of savin tha lives of many victims ef war. A tearful lamentation eotneg from a suffragette loader In Minnesota. Most of tha advocate ot tn causa show grav hairs, too few the vim of blooming youth. "We luck young women.", she says. "Mr'a nil the optlniUm. the springtime outlooH and tha buuyancy tbat youth carrtea with It I have Be pa tlea e with those who aay youth wlU not listen; youib will always listen If the appeal to rightly made." r-he riff Kink tad of Jersey City and earby towns la sic reet and aorae over, weinhs 2, and admirers think ha can ".W his weight In wlhk-ata" A sure thing acrapper la Klnkead and labreakera know It lie wheeled Uito Hobukea last Sunday, and with one a:-o!itr.t vttmped the ltd on a sou mt saloons, )auked the eudors of boos to Jail and ewtherpd veveral "Duokeie of saula '. ta iwov tbat ho -knew beer from grape Juice. Those who know llobokeo will marvrl ut the courage of the rajdor. Thanks from Pallas. DALLA8. Tex.. Pept. -To the Bdltor of The Hee: The Dallas letter carrteii' convention committee wishes to expre&a Its appreciation of the courtesy reeolvd at the hanila ot your paper, and to ex tend ita thanks for the pun Ijlty given to the eand.dacy of Dahaa for tha neat national convention. Will you permit us also to state that no body of men uuid have shown more personal attention, or dial layed ju-eaier courtesy snd good fellowship, than that shown the Dallas delegation and band by the local carriers of Omaha and we ira glad we will have tha opportunity to reciprocate two years hence. CIIARLE3 U WATSON, Chairman Dallas Convention Committee. Blrd's-Kye View mt m Laysnan. OOALALLA, Feb., Pept W.-TO the F.riitor of Tha Pee; I have been amused ad highly entertained by the comments tbe letter bos on "Utlly" Sunday. Certain latereata commended knocking him a month before he came, until they bad worked up a great Interest among tbe people, and finally when tha taber nacle was thrown ope for hla first ap pearance a great throng ef people waa there te greet him. Here are a few of Oh pet names the knockers are gtitni him. Mountebank," vjwbefi "Fraud." Clown." "Acrobat," "Liar." Thief." and a hundred mora What splendid ad vertising; can you beat It; and It aura does bring the crowd. Ton can't keep them away unless you throw the train off the track. Wherever "Billy Sunday appears the algn, 8, ft O. la tacked oven the main entrance, gtandlng Room Only," and he holds tho crowd, lie brings, a message. It may not be. clothed In the finest ef oratory, for It la. the Tatfooted. square toed sort right eft the bat, hitting tha bull's-eye and ringing tha bell. II haa atarted something In your city, and It will go on and -on, and Ita influence will be lasting. , What harm I he doing? Is he Injuring someone T Yes, there are some, the saloon element) but what of that if you go to a saloon you throw away yeur money. You waata your time and you have bought sometlng that will be an Injury to you, Doea he do any good T Yes, the trail hitters do not ail com back,, and then consider the thousands who leave the tabernacle with good resolutions formed. They promise In secret to out out this or that evil habit and are not tbeso juat as binding aa though made publloly, for It Is no to the individual himself to make good; no one else can do it foe bins. I Id, William Sunday, stands for law and order end decency In your community. He ta a has-been and an lzser. He has done gome good In the past and to at It yet But oh, you knockers, do keep busy. EDWIN M. 8 ICARUS. Brighten Yonr Corner, MORSE BLUFF, Neb., Sept 30. To the Editor ef The Pee) In your "Aimed at Omaha" articles In this morning's paper the following appeared: Stiver Creek Hand: It Is to he hoped that within the neat couple week t at umana papera will do wortn reading. "Billy" Bunday'a rot Is disgusting and ?iopl who pay their money In advanoo or tha ttapera are entitled to a financial rebate, ... The writer findg just as much news at the present time in The Be a ever. and while Mr. Sunday's sermons are published, the pages of your paper are Increased and w get all the news Juat the sum, Further, it la not at all corn- puleory that the editor ef the Silver Creek Sand read these sermons. I feel aatisfled there are a great many more of your radre who do read the Sunday articles than there are that don't - . I have read the Silver Creek Sand on different occasions and all en Is alio to get - out of It is a rehash of other city papers' preaa dispatches - and the Interesting facta that "Seth. Whltcomb bought a new brlndle cow," or "Joshua Jenkins Is visiting friends In Duncan." eta. The Bee's Letter Box seems to be contributed to more by some certain Silver Creek partiea than any ona else and In my experlenoe I have never rend any of their articles that over had a good word for any en or anything, and I would suggeat that these parties re frain from saying anything at all when they cannot say something good, and It certainly ought to benefit the community ef Silver Creek If their editor would come to Omaha, attend the Sunday meet ings and "hit the trail." It should at least cause hlra to "bury his hammer," and possibly Improved th Sliver Creek Blind and "brighten the comer where he lives." C. O. BHEPHERD. 1 1 ....... 1 T1t leading women's elubg of Philadel phia will ask that a woman ha appointed a member of the School Board when four vacancies occur this fail. The Alumnae Association of the Olrls' High Schools haa Joined with th other clubs of women to ask for a woman member. Mr. J. Sergeant Cram of New Tork presented a piano on Labor day to the women's slds of the workhouse at Black well'e Island, and played for th women herself. Simple dances and eallsthenlo exarctoea, with plane accompaniment are to be pwrt of the regular routine In th women's part of th workhouse, and a teaeher will be temporarily engaged. The suffragist eount among their friends th guvtmor at New York, the mayor of New York, the governor ot Massachusetts, th mayor of Boston, th governor of Pennsylvania, th mayor of Philadelphia and tho mayor of St Loula, and there may be other In th campaign gtatae quite as prominent Helen Ring Robinson, state senator of Colorado, haa brought suit against the dltor f a New Jersey paper because he published a statement in regard to cer tain legislation which she says would mak It appear trWt she "countenanced vicious and Immoral legislation." Ths statement th characterises as "wholly falsa and pmllcloua." She asks S&.OuO damagea. Mr. Enoch Rauh of Pittsburgh tnaug mrled a movement In that city on Labor day te erect a greaf memorial to labor, to coat tl.0O0.0u0, the form of which has not . yet . been decided upon. 8h hope te get large contributions frem Andrew Carnegie, Charted M. Schwab, . Henry rhtppe and other who bav road for tunes In Pittsburgh. It haa been sug gested that ths memorial take the form of t splendid auditorium. In which labor speeches can be made and which will nerve as a pubila forum foe tie exploit ing of all things in which th labor cle ment of th city to Interested. Tips on Homo Topics Poaten Transcript: Rear Admiral Peary haa heroically offered his actlv services to the nsvy. Why thus shatter ths tradltlona ef a lifetime t Baltimore American 1 The European governments must think the good-nature of the Vnlted rtatea la equal te aay strain which may be put upon It V aahlngton Post: Tha atatlsticlan who finds this country second among tha maritime nat.ona must have turned ever to the last chapter to see how the story nda. Washington Post: The single member of the American Bankers' association that voted a gainst defense probably meant to double Mr, Bryan's batting average. Cleveland Plain Ieaert One's own humble opinion Is that woman's best chance to prove her fitness for the ballot Is to mak her husband plenty of deep pumpkins pies at this season. Indianapolis News: Letters discovered In Texas shew that there waa a plot to stir up trouble among Mexlcana living north of th Rio Grande, a fact which Is Interesting chiefly be.ea.uae It shews that th bandits can write, even though It seems certain they can't read, Indlanapolla News: With Christmas only three and a half months away, the average person Is beginning te wish that he had hearkened to th advertisements ef th trust companies earlier in th year, when they ao kindly showed us how by depositing a small sum weekly, with the proviso that It cmfld not he drawn eu until Christmas one might have enough to get by with at that momentous time, Philadelphia Record: If bualneaa In the laat year was poor tha automobile manu facturer have no evidence of t In twelve mot.tha they sold mor than T0rt,W maohlnes for over I oo.uio, an Increase of M per cent In th number of ear and of more than W per cent in their value over the previous year. Th faot that the number ef ear Increased a good deal faster than th total value prove that tho y low-priced maohlnes are the ones that sell fast Florence M. Mastln. In New York Times. I've a en some brave men die, but none like him. . , I don t know why I went to htm s much He dlrin t call er grosn. Perhaps it a as his youth. His hands were young. And f; tittered nil night long like pate. wlite moths. Like pale, while moths that have been burned Ir. flame. Poor Ind! hla hpad was torn. I bathed hla hair and even in the tibrnt I aaw Its gold. Novrr a letter r!d he have on Mm. He never spoke a name that I could hear. But Just those hands would flutter alt nlnht long. Oh, I'm dog tired tonight Jess, rur some tea. Anil then, a nan Hefore my Turco wakes. Then Inst nl'.'ht when I went, his hands were still. He raised his eyes and said right clear to me: "I hear the seal" . , Imagine heariu that In this red place. And then he stared. H stared st my whit cap, Hla eyes were bright "Dear love," he said, "the hawthorn's budded white!" Yes, Jess, that was the end ef him, . poor lad. And never a name or letter to be had. A Wonderful Influence, m j - J m . n kaue iinhminfl H confidence tn Mother's . Friend They have used It and know ttg ww ; to the expectant mother. 1 They tall of ita influence te ease. ; ebdeminal muscles and how they a voiueQ, . ines iuhucu palna. The safe external application rent ly sooths the vast number of nerve threads just beneath the skin and re lieves the undue tension on the eords and ligaments, riving great physical relief from stubborn pains. Druggists can aupply Mother's Friend. There is no ether treatment as dependable. SAID IN FUN. Miss Peachblow Your aunt Is an aw fully slender woman, iun't alia? Mr. Ilusser Yep, some beny. In fact, shes our family skeleton Judge. "That man has an unfair advantage over me In a swimming ataich. He can t g. down, for he's got a. work leg." 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