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    TilK BEK: OJIAHA, FRIDAY, OCTOm;K I, 1915.
THE OMAHA DAILY DEE
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vetoes 1
Thought for the Day
"A good-byt ktu i$ a UttU thing
With kmr it and on (As door to go;
But it ttkrs lh$ v norm out of tAs $ting
Or m thovghtlett word or a cruet fling
That you made an hour ago."
-J
No signs yet of the supply of sawdust run
Qlng short.
The cyclone belt cheerily yields the cham
pionship to the gulf hurricane.
All right. Ak-Bar-Uen! Hit "em up! And
It la trouble, Just phone Mayor "Jim."
No Question of frost, hall or flood ever Inter
fering with the debates of the Farmers National
con cress.
But King Ak-Rar-Ben's showers of "aerial
bombs," made In Omaha, are Joy makers, not
joy killers.
Protection as a democratic policy Is moving
to the front. Brethren, palm-cup your ears snd
list to the shitting ot the political winds.
Members of the Council Blurts School board
must feel all putted up over It, and members ot
the Omaha School hoard duly depressed. Eh!
The Gulf of Mexico Is a fine body ot water,
but an Inland harbor fronting on the Missouri
river is a much safer and more comfortable site
for a city. ,
A city like Omaha, no more than an Indi
vidual, can be too caretul about maintaining a
presentable appearance all the time. Omaha
is entertaining strangers every day, and every
minute ot the day.
The accidental death of a Kansas City man
carrying 1425,000 In life Insurance must be a
painful shock to the Insurance companies. A
fraction ot the amount now due would serve all
needful ends of publicity.
The governor of Nepal, India, turned down
the request of Doc Cook for permission to climb
Mount Everest. The governor must have been
posted on the Inability of the doctor to place
Nepal on the publicity map.
' It Is predicted that Americans aiay soon be
able to talk across the ocean with our European
cousins. It's a cinch, though, that "Theodore"
will not say "Hello, Bill" In the same sweet
dulcet tone he formerly would have used.
The financial end of the war needs severer
tody blows before American bankers reach the
strangle hold which foreign bankers Imposed
ra the United States during the civil war. The
Anglo-French commission Is getting oft cheap.
The striking longshoremen ot New York
merely dealre a more "equitable dlvlston ot war
profits." Why not? The claims ot the workers
are more righteous than the claims ot specu
lators who are diligently skimming the cream.
Publication ot the names of the bankers par
ticipating in the promotion syndicate for that
$600,000,000 loan affords proof conclusive that
no nationality lines have been drawn, and that
high finance Is strictly neutral In sentiment
a hen driving a bargain.
17 iTr vrxs-
Of .S2
raw v4 Sexav
Superintendent Jamee report a between i and M
more pupils tn the public schools thla year than Inat.
Nat Goodwin left Omaha with little of the rereiita
of bla performancea to ahow for hla visit here, bus he
tan nurea tbe satisfaction of having- vlayed the atlffe.i
cama of faro this city haa aeeo In the laat few weeks,
lie first made a winnlns of a few hundred on th
Imuo of the Chicago-New York base bull game, and
then arter the show started out to clip the tisera tail.
When ha finished ha waa H loaer.
The propoeed alia of the eirhania building at South
Oinjuba assumed a lively aspert with the work in brisk
progress. T estimated ci.st heu complete U Ito.Uki.
The new postal special delivery system began in
Omafca today, and up to I o'clock aevea letters, one a
drop uoia. had been received and delivered by special
meese nger,
Lieutenant Guy Howard completed, hla three years'
servtK on the staff of his father, Urueral O. O. How.
trd. and h ft for rWt Niagara to join bla company.
Hev. 1 A. Hultmaa has returned from an Illinois
trip.
Urs. lisrriet N. Simpson of Mount Cialt. N J, la
. (furm at the residence of N. J. Burnt, am.
Long; Distance Wireless Telephony.
Another wonder lian been transferred from
Ihe laboratory to the biicy world of affairs, the
wireless telephone being, the latest addition to
he list of accomplished facts. A test talk acroHS
the wide continent has demonstrated the feasi
bility of the devlrp, end Its adaptability Is now
only a question of detail. The possibility of
this achievement has long been known to elec
trical engineers, who have patiently studied and
finally mastered the problems Involved, till the
wonder t now complete. Man Is still mystified
by the mechanism of the telephone In dally use,
but the wizardry of the wires Is now surpassed
by the magic of the wireless, and the voice is
carried over limitless space by waves of energy
In obedience to laws simple In their statement,
but majestic beyond comprehension In their ap
plication. It Is another step forward In man's
subjugation of nature's forces. The light of the
electric sge Is becoming brighter, and as the
Imagination leaps forward under Its Influence,
the ambition tolls to achieve, newer use being
found for this primal energy, until no dream of
Its Rervlce seems unreasonable. America will
have quite a list of useful things to offer Europe
when the savants of the old world turn their
attention from destruction to construction, and
not the least will be the wireless telephone.
The Hidden Purpose.
Some of the wild statements In circulation
about our foreign-born population ought to be
checked up, and either proved or disproved by
official authority. One of the palpable exag
gerations that Is being passed eround Is to the
effect that "by far the larger portion of the
foreign residents of this country have retained
their allegiance to the sovereignty of their
birth," and that they hold themselves subject
to orders from their former country, to which
"large numbers have responded during the
present European war, leaving the ties, per
sonal, family and industrial, for a stronger bond
of fealty to a foreign land."
Of course, we alt know that the United
States has been a temporary abiding place for
considerable groups of aliens coming here for
seasonal work, or to stay a few years, with the
express purpose of returning. But they are
comparatively few, for the great bulk of the Im
migration to this country is ot men and women
who come here to cast their lot with us for
good. Of the foreign-born element In this
country more than a third are women and chil
dren who do not take out naturalisation papers,
but who nonetheless renounce their allegiance
to all other governments. The number of men
returning as reservists to take up arms since
the outbreak of the war ought to be accurately
ascertainable, and while we have no definite
figures, we are strong In the belief that they
are ridiculously small as against the guesses of
the alarmists.
The hidden purpose of these Imaginary fig
ures is plainly to work up sentiment for more
radical immigration restriction, when If the
whole truth were known there would be no
valid excuse for It.
Farming the Farmer Again. .
It must strike the observer as a little in
congruous that a congress of farmers, gathered
for the purpose ot considering matters of eco
nomic importance, should devote the greater
part of a day to a debate purely political and
partisan tn Its nature. While the purport ot the
resolution offered contains nothing any one
could particularly object to, the obtrusion of an
acrimonious discussion indicates that the con
vention Is apt to swerve from its prime purpose.
Interested politicians are not likely to give over
their practice of farming the farmer, and so it
is up to those here assembled, who are seriously
Intent on doing something of service to agricul
ture, to assert themselves and put an end to the
antics of chronic objecters and Interested dis
turbers. It will not be hard for the convention
to fill all its time with debates of topics vitally
Important to the farmer, and on which definite
action should be taken here. For example, the
subject of rural credits might be given a great
deal of attention without being finally disposed
of, and other easily suggested subjects are of
much greater Importance to the farmer right
now than mere political pyrotechnics.
Democracy and Protection.
President Wilson and his advisers are con
sidering methods whereby they may chloroform
the fundamental doctrine of the democratic
party that they may revivify a cardinal principle
of republicanism. The necessity of giving pro
tection to American industries has been forced
upon them by the logic of events. The ruin
wrought by free trade, though disguised as for
revenue only, present and prospective, Is too
plain to be ignored by theorists, who can plan
but not carry out those plans. It is not alone
the newer Industries established as an exigency
ot the war that must be taken care of, but
the whole list of American activities must have
support against the later efforts of Europeans
to capture the markets of the United States.
When it eventuates, as It must, a long line
of democratic ghosts will stand dismayed at
this promised departure of the president from
the time honored dogma ot his party so devoted
In the past to opposing the republican policy of
fostering American institutions. Year after year
democratic platforms have denounced protective
duties with the whole gamut ot anathema, but
never has a democratic tariff been enacted un
less followed by industrial disaster. Will an
eleventh-hour conversion of the president to the
doctrine of protection save his party from the
rebuke it has won by its Incapacltyt
The protective principle will be restored to
its full usefulness by the republicans, under
whose administration of the government Amer
ican prosperity waa made the wonder of the
world, and so strong It could withstand four
years of democratic blundering.
After fueling the pulse of several sections
of the country Vice President Marshall reports
to the White House that reasonable prepared
ness la popular. Speaker Clark expresses simi
lar sentiments. There still remains the vital
necessity of separating preparedness from pork.
The Union Pacific shows decreased earnings
for last year, but also decreased operating ex
penses. Because the road did not take in as
much money it spent f 3,000,000 less than the
preceding year, and that mouey is kept out of
the rhaoneUf if trade all along the line.
Mental Capacity of Savages
-Dr. Alfred O. Ksyar la ropnlar Sdeaoe Moathly
firplIE DIFFERENCE between the savage and the
X rlvillfed man la not one of mental capacity,
hut rather of the objects upon which that ra
pacity Is exerted. One may display as nrnrh Intelli
gence In tracking a kangaroo through tha bush as
In solving a problem In algebra. Tha trouble We'll
the savage Is that he la a slave to his own I mas. In -tlon.
Ha lives In a world of ancient customs, omens,
and portents, to which he Is a slave; and hla knowl
edge Is concerned largely with these, differing from
ours 'in kind, rather than In breadth and depth.'
"The FIJIans of today are more orderly and sober
than and quite aa Contented as are any people cf
European ancestry, and Illiteracy is rarer In FIJI than
In Massachusetts. Ton were onfer even fifteen year
ago In any part of FIJI, although yotir host knew
how you tasted, than you could h In the streeta of
any civilised city. It Is clear that In disposition the
FIJIans arc not tinlike ourselves, and only In their
tlmo-honored customs were they barbarous. Indeed
the loweat human beings are not In the far-off w licit
of Africa. Australia or New Guinea, but among the
degeneratea of our own great cities. Nor ttre thers
any characteristics of the savage, be he ever so low.
which are not retained In an appreciable degree by
the most cultured among us.
"Yet In one Important respect the savage of today
appears to differ from elvlllsod man. Civilised races
are progressive and their aystema of thought and life
are changing, but the savage prefers to remain fixed
in the culture of a long-past age, which, conserved
by the Inertia of custom and sanctified by religion,
holds him helpless In Its Inexorable gTaap. Imagina
tion rules the world, and the world to tha savage Is
dominated by a nightmare of tradition.
"Even with us evrry effort of progress engenders
a counteracting force In the community. Whether
the race he savage or rlvlllied depends chiefly upon
the nature tf the rustoma that are handed down aa
patterns upon which to mold life and thought The
more ancient the triumph of the eonservatlvea the
more primitive the culture which Is conserved, and
the more likely is it to be crude and barlarous.
"Among all races religion Is the moat potent power
to maintain tradition, and fur tha savage religion
enters Into every act and thought Yet It Is probable
that no aavage has ever been more under the dominion
of a world of omens and portents than was Louis Xt
and even today tho breaking of a mirror, or the
number thirteen or a stumble while crossing a
threshold remains of significance to many of us. All
matters of sentiment and credulity are closely wrapped
tip in thla entanglement of superstition; It la hard to
divorce ourselves from the idea that moving machines
have life and disposition.
- "The savaRe mny know nothing of our classics
and little of that which we call science, yet go with
him into the deep woods and his knowledge of tho
uses of every plant ami tree and rock around him
and his acquaintance with the habits of the animals
are a subject for constant wonder to bla civilise 1
companion. In other words, his knowledge differs
from oura In kind rather than In breadth or depth
His children are carefully and laboriously trained In
the arts of war and the chase, and above alt In the
complex ceremonial of the manners of the tribe, ami
few among us can excel In memory the priests of old
Hamoa, who could sing of the ancestors of Malletoa,
missing never a name among the hundreds back to
the far-off god Savea. whence this kindly race cam
down.
"One may display as much Intelligence In tracking
a kangaroo through the Australian bush as in aolvttig
a problem In algebia, and among ourselves It Is often
a matter of surprise to discover that men laboring In
our factories are often as gifted as are the leaders
of abstract thought within our universities. In fact,
the more we know of any claaa or race of men tha
deeper our sympathy, the leea our antagonism, and
tha higher our respect for their endeavors. When wa
say we 'cannot understand' the Japanese we signify
that we have not taken the trouble to study their
tradition.
"It la a rommon belief that the aavage la more
cruel than we, and Indeed we commonly think of him
as enraged and of ourselves in passive mood. Child
like he surely is, anil bis cruelties when Incensed are
as Inexcuaahle as the destruction of Louvaln or tha
firing of Hepoys from the guns, but are they mora
shocking than the lynching or burning of negroes at
the stake, events so common in America that even
the sensational newspapers regard them as subjects
of minor Interest?
"Clearly, despite our mighty institutions ef free-
uoni, ciiuieni svsiems or puoiio education, ana ths
uittuuuii ui iiiuuBuiius ot cur leaders to laeais or mgr.
est culture, there remain savages among us. Mere
centuries of civilisation combat the eons of the brute.
Within each and every one of us, suppressed perhaps
but always seeking to stalk forth, there lurk the dark
luata of the animal, the haunting spirit of our gorilla
ancestry. The foundations of our whole temple of
culture are sunken deep In the nil re of barbarism.
It Is thla fundamental fact which deceives us Into tlie
Impression that a few decades of contact with me a
of our omn race will suffice to civilise the aavage.
True they soon learn to simulate the manners an.1
customs of their masters, but the Imitation Is a hol
low counterfeit, no more Indicative of enlightenment
than Is the good behavior of caged convicts a guaranty
of htgh-mlndedness. To achieve civilisation, a race
must conquer Itself, each Individual must master t
aavage within him. Cultured man haa never yet civ
ilised a primitive race. Under our domination tha
savage dies, or becomes a parasite or peon."
Twice Told Tales
A SI as pie Besses y.
A Chinaman was asked If there were good dbctors
In China.
"Oood doctoral" he exclaimed. "China have best
doctors In world. Hang Chang one good doctor; he
great; save life, to me."
"You don't say so! How was that?"
"Me velly bad," he said. "Me callee Dr. Haa Kon.
Give some medicine. Oat velly. velly 11U Me caller
tfr. San Sing. Give more medicine. Ma glow worse
go die, nilmebly callee Dr. Hang Chang. He got no
time ; no come. Cave Ufa." London Tld-Hlts,
The War He Pet It.
Two friends were talking over the good fortune of
a mutual acquaintance who had succeeded la gaining
the hand ot a rich girl.
"I didn't think IMward had It In Mm," said one
friend. "It must have taken a lot of diplomacy on h's
part to win out In that venture."
"Oh, I don't know." said the other. "As a matte.
of fact I happen to know that he told her the almple
truth."
"You don't ssy sot" i
"Yes, he told her he Couldn't live without her."
New York Tlmea
Pebple and Events
The famous Bethlehem steel plant keeps on the
merry aide ot Its army ot 1T.01U men by paying wagea
every day to all who want It The payroll amounts
to SoU.000 a day.
A thrifty Jersey man at Bloomfleld made a bonfire
of his condemned shack rather than pay SS for tearing
It down. Tha bulldlrg department is satisfied with the
manner of executing its orilt-ra.
Kmployes In a munition plant at Watertown, N. T.
are acquiring tha dtatlngulatilns mark of green hi'r
caused by odor of aclda tn which shell Jackets art
dipped. Tha color la fast enough to defy barber'
shampooa.
Antony IL Norton, frt, mother's boy ftxn Infancy,
the other day unloosed momma's apruostrlnga ait I
eloped with a widow of 0. Mother Norton, M. thougn
annoyed by Antony's disobedience, consoles herself
with the reflection that "boys will be boys."
The heirs of Mrs. Polly Anne Weed Htrodes, know t
as "Marrying Pully" of Evsnsvllle. Ind., have oj,
l to court in discover why 'mother's estate shruna
front S.3.VUU to .U. Pully dWd at the age of 74 with
a record of thirteen husbands, but the heirs seem to
think that husbands are assets instead ef liabilities.
aT
tllaadera Isi Mentations.
AI.KXANIiniA, Neb., fept. . To the
Kdltor of The Bee: "Billy" Sunday's
preaching and platform performance
have occasioned many crttlclsma from
lawyers, local editors, politicians, saloon
keepers, farmers, professional knockers
and even preachers. One can not help
hut observe the manner in which these
endeavor to air up their knowledge of
the teaching of the meek and lowly Naa
aretie. It passes my comprehension how
certain people use Illm for an authority
on vital Issues, but do not exemplify Ills
principle In their dally life. Many of
these critics make awful blunders In
quoting Christ thua manifesting a lack
of accurate knowledge of His teaching.
In my opinion, a proper understanding
of the New Testament Scripture will re
veal to "Hilly" Sunday's critics that tha
Natarene did not only preach the Gospel
of peace, love, truth and righteousness,
but lie also preached with equal em
phasis the Gospel of repentance, hell and
damnation.
I wlHh to call, attention particularly to
Ilia dcnounciatlon of lawyers in Luke II;
fi-54. "Woe unto you lawyers, for ye
load men with burdens grievous to be
borne, and ye yourselves, touch not the
burdens with your fingers. Woe unto you
lawyer", for you took away the key of
knowledge; ye entered not In yourselves
and them that were entering, ye hin
dered." These few lines are not written In
defense of Mr. Sunday; he la plenty able
to defend himself. However, they are
written for the purpose of throwing a
little light upon the teaching of Christ,
from which so many writers and gllbly
tonguod orators are supposed to quote.
J. B. WAKEM.
Holds Travel I aa; Men Uelow Par.
NORTH PLATTE, Neb, Sept. 30. To
the Editor of The Bee: In looking over
The Boe's letter box contributions from
different individuals, it is rather amusing
to hear what they have to say for and
against the Bev. "Billy" Sunday cam
palsn In Omaha. Every knock is a boost
to "Billy." He Is fearlessly preaching
the word of God and the effect reaches
far and wide.
I note quite a few letters are signed by
"Traveling Men" (applause.) Corral the
majority of these traveling men and
what have you got? I know, so do you,
gentle reader. Taken as a whole they
stand about HG per cent pure sinners, un
adulterated, too. That'e giving them a
large mnnrln to go on at that. When
you locate one who la right with God',
you'll find a flno fellow, but they are
few and far between. This 86 per cent
congregation have their own Bible, which
Is mode up of fifty-two pieces of pol
ished card board. They are so wrapped
up In sin of the most vilest kind that
they would probably rather be exiled
than to have to divulge. Let Jesus In
to ferret out that devil whom you have
been entertaining so long, brothers, and
you will all see the bright side of "Billy"
Sunday's campaign against evil and sin.
V. A. BRADS HAW,
Spread of Revival Istflsieaee.
COZAD, Neb,, Sept BOt To the Bdite
f The Bee: We are rather curioua tt
know If that correspondent who wanted
to . bet an automobile against an old paK
of socks, paid on that bet We would
advise him to skip Mr. Sunday's work as
published by The Boe. The majority of
the people who take The Bee enjoy read
ing of Mr. Sunday and hla work, and we
hope the Influence of the Omaha revival
will spread throughout the state.
MK3. J. B. MELDRUM.
A busr farmer's wife.
Merely Loaalas; Goods.
NORTH liOUP. Neb., Sept 30.-To Ui
Editor of Tha Be! Ther la anr'
discussion of the allied powers borrowing
l.ttX.O0U.U00 from the nnonln of rh Trniti
States, will the loan cause a financial
stringency, and will there be an economic
disturbance because of making that loan?
I will say no.
France is irood for a loan of SK.OM ofln nna
Great Britain la good for ft. 000,000,000, and
Russia la good for 110, Ouo, 000,000. They
do not want gold. They want goods.
suppose we would deny tha credit tn
them. They would be romnallni tn
lock their gold reserves and ehlp the
gold to the western world In huge quan
tities. That influx of gold to the United
States would Verv aoon nuu an Infla
tion of price in every commodity. Horses
WOUld Boon Sell for twice thelp tvrn
value. All other commercial condition
wouia rouow the upward trend of price.
When the war would close, ihna
would fall to their former level, causing
a panio for years to come. Should we
unbalance our economic conditions nat
ter, by far, give them tha credit than
undo tha present range of price.
WALTER JOHNSON.
Editorial Siftings
Detroit Free Press: Oura chewing Is
reported to be a favorite, pastime with
the soldiers In the trenches. If wir
makes gum chewing seem a pastime It's
worse than It has been pictured.
Loulavllle Courier-Journal: The Wash
ington woman who says "no gentleman
will smoke." puts herself In a class with
estimable Jane Addams,- who says no
soldier will fight unless he Is drunk.
Philadelphia Ledger: Since learning
that a Platteburg military dinner con
sists of Russian caviar. Irish stew,
French fried Potatoes, German pancake
ard Hungarian goulash, we've begun to
doubt whether General Sherman knew
anything about war.
Springfield Republican: Prejudice
against horseflesh aa food la doubtless
largely conventional. Ita Use gradually
extends and It haa lately gained a con
siderable market in England and Boot-
land, partly with the help of Belgian
refugees. But It must also have been,
making more vegetarians.
Brooklyn Eagle: Sixty years ago, when
John G. 8a xa waa one of our most popu
lar humorists, one of his hits was some
verses called "Where the Money Goes."
Today a poem of that title would fait
flat. Th answer la too almple. If the
money la in dollars. It goes for motor
care, and If It Is In nickels. It la gathered
In by the "movies."
Kpringfleld Republican: The strength
of the United Ltatea la largely In the
fact that Its naturalised cltlsens are tor
the most part Americans whose loyalty
Is beyond question. Their loyalty should,
of course, be unquestionable, for they
have deliberately chosen what flag they
would follow. Ttu-re are. on the other
hand, native-born Americans who not
only haven't chosen their country, but
don't seem to like the choice made for
them. But olc-faahloned patriotism Is
coming Into style again.
GRINS AND GK0AKS.
"When Josh got home from his educa
tion." said Fanner Corntoesl, ' he started
right In Instructln' me about agriculture,
fo I didn't lose no time to try him out."
"What did you do?"
, "Sent him out to round up a swarm o'
bees."
"Was the experiment successful?"
"Some. H didn't hurt the bees none,
an' kep' Josh from get'ln' in the way
fur most two weeks.' Washington Star.
"Mr. Waaglejor refusee to recogti'se
the Intellectual superiority of women. '
"Rut he does recogn.te It" rejoined
Miss Cayenne. "Yesterday he Insisted on
doing all the talking and lotting me do
all the thinking." Washington Star,
'T want a man who doesn't smoke or
drink."
"What are the wages"
"Hlx dollars a week."
"Guess you wsnt a man who doesn't
eat. either." Boston Transcript.
"That newspaper man got the best of
me complained the restaurant pro
prietor. "As to how?"
"It takes such a lot to fill him up. And
I agreed to feed him at space rates."
Louisville Courier-Journal.
Uy.Iate 'as clock strikes twelve) "Pis
U?W.i..WUchl" hour ot n,ht when
gravel's rds yswn
.iThe H.lrl uPPresslng one)-Can you
blame them? "Boston Transcript.
.tnr. 'frill""' v,r". th bo7" "round the
Store talking about nowiidava?
Village Storekeeper Politics and the
next campaign.
Vlsltor-Already discussing the chances
or the native sons, eh?
Village Storekeeper Not Much. This
henpecked crowd here don't dare. They
are discussing the chances of the native
daughters. Judge.
Mrs. Flntbush fV she told you that
piece of grslr. did sheT"
Mrs. Benson hurst tihe certainly did.
"Over the f'ephone7"
"No. over the bark fence." Tonkers
Htatesnian.
House Hunter Seems to me this house
ln t very well built The floor shakes
when we walk.
Agent L'my-e-a; that'a the new kind
of spring floor for dancing, you know.
House Hunter And these stairs creak
terribly.
Agent T-e-s. We furnish this new pat
ent burglar-alarm staircase without extra
chsrge. New York Tiroes.
"I liked the rotunda of the capttol at
Washington." said the fat man.
"As to why in particular?"
"It was several hundred feet In diam
eter, one of the few apartments I was
ever In where I didn't feel that I was
taking un too much room." Louisville
Courier-Journal.
BILL-BOARD TOW.
Alas! There are no fields, no vacant lota,
Where we may rest our eyes on verdant
spots.
For mother nature with her trees and
grass
No more confronts tie as we dally pasa
From home to office. No, we feast ous
mind
Upon more thrifty subjects, those de
signed By artists of the brush, on wide expanse
Of Imitation csnvss, and our glance
Is caught by gents In nether garments
ant
Or ladles with their headgear on aslant.
Or we are told what It ia best to est:
The kind of shoes to suit our tender feetl
They tell us where to buy our auto tlrea:
The kind of coal to build our furnace
fires;
The flour that makes the lightest kind
of bresd:
The springs that make the softest kind
of bed;
Where to buy clothes tf we would be well
dressed;
And where to have them cleaned and
dyed and pressed;
We're posted on the latest breakfast food;
The fids that suit our ever-changing
mood;
The brick that makes the snuggest kind
of home;
The seeds that always grow In sand or
loam ;
The milk that makes the babies grow
apsce;
The nobbiest suits to wear for style and
grace;
The soap that makes complexions soft
and clear;
The smoke that costs the least and gives
most cheer.
They tell us where to go If we would rest:
The rosd to take that would be much.
the best
They tell us where to find the amartesa
show;
IXrect us gladly where we ought to gr
To spend the coin that we had laid away
For that proverbial, ever-present day.
When clouds will gather and the raiu
will fall
That dsy that cornea so frequently to all
And which we all expect and all attend
With our umbrellas at the other end.
Now, is It not enough that dollars melt
Away like Ice within the torrid belt
But we must place before all strangers'
eyes
Great plsns to make us rich and these
more wise.
And with high billboards all the scenery
hide,
And In Ita place on their expansive aide
To blaaon out in fearful, strange device
The things that may be thclre-If they've
the price?
(We're educating strangers, don't yo4
know.
As they go gstly riding t and fro. '
And thus we'll gain a great world-wide
renown.
Ae "GREATER OMAHA. THE BILL..
BOARD TOWN." -
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VjfvJ . j PCNVCX) witl Calumet Baking Powder you
f 4 "HL-V wWt blame a kid for being tempt-
fj :'."" - ed! G-r-e-e-t, b-l-g, tender, tasty
sTjVl L"""""! biscuits, cakes, doughnuts, muffins
vJwisCfTtSjEs-VI nd Tefythln 1 cn tak of -a
k ATi TTTH TTl" I' good I can't keep away from ihem 1
J A I J 1 1 II ,J "Mother wouldn't think of using anr
iUAMjlxAlj lj Baking Powder except Calumet!
She's tried all others she knows
l t1" j which Is best she knows Calumet
r J Ni "it? means positive uniform results
I v- ft J purity in the can and purity in the
-ill "v- 7 ' baking great economy and wholo-
XJ I V Ik" somethings to eat.
tll 17 You want bakings BVe mother's
N V 'V JJi then use Calumet Baking rowdcr."
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