TIIK BEK: OMAHA, THURSDAY, SKITEMBMl 23, 1915. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BT KDWA- U03EWATER. VICTOR R08KWATE!.; CDITOR. Te Beo Publishing Company Proprietor. HKg BflLDINQ, FAKWAM AND SEVENTEENTH! rntered at Omthi poetofflce m second-class matter. TERMS OF rUBSCRlPTION. By rerrler By mall par month. per year. lly eed Monday fcc WW Tiny without Sunday....' V: 4.ou Tentr.g and Sunday ) Rvenlng without Sunday o 4.00 Kunday Boa only iue uu Rend not lr of rhange of address or complaints of Irregularity la delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation tvpartmant BJUMITTANCH. Remit by draft, express or postal order. Only two eent at am pa received In payment of am all aa couets. Personal cheeks, except oa Omaha and caatarn esehaare, Dot sccepted. Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha Sis N street. Council Bluffs 14 North Mala street. Inroln M Litres BulMlna. ChtrafT adl Harat Hulldlng. Ktw Tors Room lifts, Fifth avenua. t. Louls-SOl New Hank of Conimrr. Washington 7 Fourteenth t., N. W. CORRESI'ONDKNCB. iddreea eotnmunlretlons relstlnr to nsws an ortat matter to Omaha Baa, Editorial Department. Acarsr ciKcruvrioa. 53,993 tlata of Nehraaka. County of Douglas, as: Uwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Baa Publish. rig company, heirs dulv worn, aaya that tha average circulation for tha month of Auguat, lsli, UWK.HT WILLI A VB. Circulation Manager, riubecrlhed In my presence and aworn to before lm. thla 2d flay of rptemrier, I91S. IlOHfcKT liUXTKlt, NoUry Public. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily khftuld hare The lte mailed to them. Ad itress will bo changed aa often aa requested. BeetemBer S3 1 1 ' Ikousht for tk Day 5ct aa by Alma Spmthmann '"He noble! and the Mtit that fits I other men, tUeping bU never dead. 11 ill riV in majetty to meet thint own. " Some pumpkin that Douglaa county fair .n the edge of a big city'. Having tried far aide and near side, the only experiment left for ua Is both sides. Young Mr. Rockefeller' solicitude for the downtrodden mule i really touching. Great Britain' new schedule of r taxes i calculated to make the aristocracy shudder. SU11, we maintain that 'Billy" ougbt to rt uact the charge that Omaha In a "tightwad" as publicly aa he made it. It is atlll a debatable question whether the Nebraska state house Is headed for the sporting pages or the vaudeville circuit. Retired Ambassador' tumbs's explanation and criticism goes to show that Uncle Sam's stock of patience rival that of Job. ' ' That ruction in the state labor coin mission." cr's office at Lincoln must be merely a renewal of the debate over another cup of Coffey. The pressure on regular munition factories is slowly shifting to the money mills. The longest purse will do the shooting presently. New York's public school registration shows almost a 3 per cent Increase. That'a nothlngl Omaha's school tai levy shows a 23 per cent Increase. Word conies out of Boston that missionary work in Turkey Is dangerous to life and deficient In results. Similar Impressions may be gained from the censored reporte from the southeastern front. Public safety would be greatly accelerated If toe Auto club will Induce drivers to slow down at crossings. Besides, the rule would "save Many a car from the scrap heap and diminish ambulance calls. Nature la more generous to mankind than mankind la to Itself. While a dosen nationa are thriving to destroy each other, the unravaged tcrth rewards the cultivator snd supplies ample food resources for another year of destruction. One of the tentacles of the arson octopus uads a chance of getting the legal ax at 8L iouis. Coming so quickly on tha heels of the revelations at New York and Chicago, this t.ethod of accelerating business Is in danger of being excluded from polite commercial society. You have to go away from home to bear the news. From Lincoln cornea word that Omaha 1 about due for another cut in water ratea. Come on with your ax! Water utters in Omaha are atlll required to pay 20 cents a thousand gallons t. against 15 cents a thousand gallons In Lin (tin. Mdame Dufloe and Monalsnor Dufloe, the in font Dufloe and a young- Carborant, who constituted t lie traveling aanltary (arty, are here ao more The great French doctor packed up her luggage and moved out. aaylng atie was going to Council bluffs, at tha same time ordering- her wagon and muaiolans hlpjK-4 away, whether the madame ever returns Or not, ah can be eatlafle-d that la the four weeks ha baa lwn here alia made a good thing out of tha town. It la mli br dally reclpta were never l-aa ta.n it u to oa regretted tier departure waa mad ao auildenly aud unexpected, aa a large num ber ef people are here from the outside who have come at great eapenoe to submit to hvr treatment. A pair of pants await aa owner at the city Jail. Tl.ey were captured from a thief. Chrl- J. Jahnaon. the well known huuee and ign painter at -4 Painaa etret, la tha happy lather of a boy. Th- lunar eclipef aa clearly vialble. Ilk shadow fii- u!i-tring- at )'! the hour before midnight, and 11 - t I- (ilniiing to nil until after I o'clutk. I cm I ixl'-y, lirad aaleauutn for Branch i t'o xi iHsnra ty 1.1a irj ana ciuiaren. has gone to ..s.i Lis old ho. ie in Muben county, Indiana.. itr: II. M. withmll la back from rhhaso. aheie t"- ertiiatwrl hrr OauBhUr, Mum Oraca, wbe will Bulgaria in the War. The long deferred but steadily expected mobilisation of the Bulgara is under way, and the announcement from Sofia that C.sr Fer dinand has determined to rsst his lot with Ger many and Austria prefaces the entry of Bul garia into the world-war. This is apparently r.art of the movement of the Germanic powers tr, circumvent the Allies in their effort to open the Dardanelles. This movement presents a r ovel spectacle, peculiarly interesting in connec tion with the record of the region Involved. It will rail up controversies that go bark to the tery beginnings of written history, and will write another chapter In the long record of what the light of events have proven to be political blunders and military mistakes. What other effect the action will have must be determined by the event. It is unlikely that the Quadruple Entente' allies have not foreseen this move and prepared an answering maneuver. Its chief significance just at this time Is that It brings Into actual armed conflict still another country and lays just that much heavier a bur den on those not actually engaged In the war. The business of remaining neutral is becoming rrore Important as It gets Into fewer hands. The Economics of War Double Shift in Lincoln and in Omaha. ' The good people of Lincoln are all on edge ever the decision of the supreme court uphold ing what is called the "double-shift" law limit ing the work of fire department employes to twelve hours a day. To put tbla law into effect Uncoln must do one of two things either re duce the else of its fire department or incur the added expense of Increased numbers to maintain present strength with the men on duty only half the time they formerly put In. But the Lincoln people may as well make up their minds as did the people of Omaha, that it is a condition, and not a theory, that confronts them. Regardless of the merits or demerits of (he question of social Justice involved, it re selves itself chiefly Into a matter of mathe matics and finance. As a consequence of the double shift, Omaba has been spending per cap ita half as much again on its fire department as Lincoln, and thirty to forty per cent more per capita than other cities In the same class, and Lincoln will have to move up, too, and foot the Mils that come with being progressive. Vienna, the Silent Capital. One remarkable feature of the present situa tion in Europe is the silence of the Austrian cap ital. Not alone are the ordinary matters of ('ally routine there missing from the news re rprts, but even the Dumba incident failed to evoke anything like a detailed statement from Vienna. The world well knows thst the Aus trian participation in the war is important and ei.rnest. Its armies are present and active in the field, but nothing else is really known. The economic aa well as the political situation in Austro-IIungary was reported as acute long be fore the war, and a grea deal waa heard of the disturbed conditions, but since August of last year a veil of secrecy has covered all. The dual empire must have its problema of finance and other Incidents of domestic as well as external administration, and must be meeting them suo ceasfully. At any rate, no clamor is heard from Vienna, a fact that must be ascribable to the efficiency of the censor. King Corn and the Frost King-. These be days of trepidation and nights of worry in the corn belt. Twice has King Com met and vanquished the cohorts of the frost king, and other assaults impend, but the great monarch of the fields stands firm and strong, and Is entering on his maturity in sturdlness and full health. The south wind has come In timely visitation, and under its caress the corn will come to its ripening. The little frost nip has been beneficial rather than otherwise, for it has done away with the likelihood of continued growth, and the dry and dessicating breeze from the lower latitudes will carry off the excess moisture, bring the crop to its perfect state and ensure the yield. It is an exciting race, thla annual contest between the late corn and the early frost, and one that never loses its interest. This year It is of even keener sest, but the odds are now In favor of King Corn, and very soon he will be over the finish line, amid the plaudits ef the world. , No Excuse Needed. "There's a mason" why protectlontats favor ex travagant appropriations they want an excuaa for in creasing the tax on Imports. Air. Bryan's Commoner. That surely Is a good one! With the demo cratic deficit growing so fast that administra tion financiers are already talking about a bond Issue in the near future to tide over the require ments of the government for current expenses, no excuse is needed for any program whose ob ject la to bring more money into the treasury. The trouble we are confronted with is due to the fact that, despite their magnificent prom ises of economy and retrenchment, appropria tions made by the democratic congress have been greater than ever while the democratic tariff abandoned revenue sources which not even a war tax levied in time of peace haa been able to make good. Protectionists do not have to favor extravagant appropriations to bolster a demand for higher import duties the demo crats have supplied the extravagant appropria tions a-plenty. In feeling the financial pulse of the billion dollar loan. Intimations are given that IrUh American bankers line up with the opposition. This Is very unlikely. Tbey may not invest much Id the loan if it goes through, but would not close their eyes to the contribution box. In the matter of financing things British, the senti ments of the American Irish are very much like that of the tourist, who filled the tin of a crippled soidtsr in London. Ills generosity waa arouaed by finding one Englishman trimmed to suit him. To our Letter Box cornea a disclaimer from Ftate Accountant C. Q. I)e Franc that he waa in on any deal to place his official bond, la which Xe declares that although he has known Judge f.'ngland long and well, he was unaware that the Judge had come out in support of Governor jJorehe&d or that he had beeu flirting; with the bull ir.ooeerh. Brother Ifel'raQce may be a good accountant, but either he Is too unsophisticated to be in politics or bi memory is conveniently effective. t 1 ' John Bates Clark Prefaaaor roll ileal Seoaomy, Columbia Unlwelty. TAMt IX Conclusion. Borrowing great sums and using a part of the proceeds to sustain the flghtlns-puttlng It. as It were. Into the maws of the cannon-has a further effect which mut be traced. Inversion ot activity . ...... ..ii.r.in in naln and want creating eurh is th economic definition of war; and the j diversion takes place, not only In the cane 01 mo men who are flKhtlna. but In that of the men who M making munitions, weapons, motor-cars, aeroplanes, shli. mines, torpedoes, and the like. Thorn is great concentration of workera In the making of tools tor killing. If these were all made In the countries st war and made day by day aa they were used, the Immediate diversion of labor and capital from productive employments would account practi cally for nearly all tha economic waste wrilih the war entails except which results from direct destruc tion of life, physical power, and property. The fact that the governments would haveto borrow money to pay for tha military supplies determines when and how the rltlsens will have to pay these Mils by taxation, but not tha amount of the Mils nor the cause that has imposed them on the country. Future labor and capital, as well aa those of the present, will be required for paying the debts; and the essence of the vl Ilea In the diversion of labor and capital, present and future, from a useful to a Je atriictive mode of action. Munitions, etc., are not all made In the warrlnir countries, nor are they all made contemporaneously with the ualng of them. Foreign loans, as well as domestic onea, are an element In the problem; and they signify that an indefinite number of foreig ners, with their lands and productive appllancea. are pressed Into the Immediate service of the statea st war. Imported munitions are first taken from exist ing stocks la neutral lands, but aa these are quickly exhausted, the production of life-destroying ma chinery la stimulated In the neutral countries and the pernicious diversion of lsbor and capital extends to them. The payment for the products of this foreign Industry cannot be made. In tha normal and usunl way, by bartering for them other products simultane ously made In the belligerent countries. For such a purpose labor and capital are not at present avail able, and the fighting states must buy products of present foreign labor and capital by ntedglnr. In payment for them, the products of future labor and capilAl of their own cltlxens. Thla is the significance of a war loan. 'In creating capital. In practising what Is called "abstinence," men forego a present enjoy ment for an endless series of smaller future enjoy, menu; they give up the plessure a dollar would bring tor the sake ot what five cents per year through an endless perold will do for them. In borrowing from abroad the states reverse this pro ess, give tip an Indefinite series of future products of labor and capital of their own citizens for the sake of a large immediate supply of products marto abroad. In so doing they are often able not merely to get and use a greater amount of w-ar supplies than their own citizens alone could make lnthe time available, but are able to get and use a larger total amount of wealth In general than their citizens, even In peaceful times, could produce. It Is wealth that will he at once deatroyed powder, shells, food, etc., and the legacy that the transaction will hfve la th binding obligation on these states to keep their own rltlsens working for an untold period for the foreign lenders and their heirs. One effect of war Is Immediate privation, and. when this Is not extreme, it has in the main, a mitigating effect en the general evil. In extreme cases It Is another mode of death-dealing .and at tacks the weak moat severely, though It affects all who have not surplus resources. Enforced economy during the , war lessens the burden which would otherwise be entailed on the future. In the familiar form In which public debts ap pear to us they are the means by which our own generation carrlea Its children and children's chil dren to tha pawn shop of the future, and there Is a chance that these animate pledge may sooner cr later rebel against Ihc fate which overtakes them. Crushing taxation will rest en peoples having de pleted numbers and resources. This situation will afford a cogent reason for many and costly works of social betterment, but the states will long be unable to afford mora than a fraction ot them. If the war shall end with no league of nations able to guarantee future peace, there will be an addition to the burdens heretofore entailed by armlea and navies, arsenals and navy yards, forts, training camps and, last but far from least, pensions. They must be provided from depleted resources Though the present war should end tomorrow, this ac cumulation of burdens would mean a serious Internal danger; but If it continues through even one more year, the situation will be grave. 8oclal betterments needed and demanded, taxes that make many of them Impossible here Is material for Internal strug gles, and every further month of ruinous warfare will make them more imminent and dangerous. The tutul wealth of Europe might enable It to carry on the war for a year or two longer without literal bankruptcy, but not without . burdens that, to some of the citizens, might make bankruptcy seem prefer able. Internal security demands a measurably quick ending of the present war. There Is growing future peril In every additional month of It. The most enduring of all the results of a war like the present one Is Its effects, direct and Indirect, en the humanity ot the future, pie war demon aeeka choice victims. The atroruj, the educated, the highly trained among laborers perish In great num bers. Capital shrinks beceuee the Instruments that constitute It are worn out and not replaced. There Is not tlnie enough for building care, locomotives, fac tories, bridges, vtaducta, nor for making all manner of tools and machines, nor for restoring fields, vine yards, orchards and forests. The whole complex mechanism of production Is allowed to wear out without restoration, end the working force of the future feels the crushing effect of it all. Because of tha depletion of productive appllancea. strong and weak, young and old. men and women, are forced to work harder and enjoy less. It does not follow that this evil will never be removed. Within a thlrri of a century after the end of the desolating Na paleonlo wars the level of life of the working clasaes of Furore had taken a decidedly upward trend which continued through tha last century of our era. In spite of the vat burden already laid by w.t,- on the present century the same relief may come. A glance at the figures which measure the total wealth and the annual production of Europe will show that the debts aa yet Incurred may be carried without bank ruptcy and probably without revolution. But let not Ossa be plied upon Pelton. Let not another year of fierce competition' In borrowing money and in destroying life and wealth follow the one that Is end ing. A second year of r would mean grave in ternal danger; and it would be heroic optimism In deed that could discover, after a third of it, a Europe that would he worth living ln. unless the aheer de struction of lite Itself should enable the impoverished earth to maintain somewhat more tolerably the rem nant of its children. People and Events Almoat a world's claasto In the art of adding In sult to injury is the caae of a Denver young mat who was forced to witneaa the codicil disinheriting htm in bU uncle s will. lie now looks forward to the pleasure of appearing and testifying to his sis-nature. That the American naval forces need a greater degree of preparedness la sorely Indicated by the fata of Lieutenant Rdward K. Lang. V. 8. N.. who was to have been married to Miss Joaeohina Smith of Wellington. Kan., September -1. While the navy lieutenant was off his guard his bride-to-be skipped with another man. and switched her name to Mrs. Grtar Stewart, a hustling business drummer. A doctor at Huntington, W. Vs., highly esteemed as a health promoter, haa ona distinctive social service fad, and that Is opposition to kiasinic Ills seal asainat old fashioned smacks led to In quiry as to the dot tor's feelings oa the subject be fore years cooled his ardor. His three elderly niece uniud In this boost for uncle: -When It comes to oM-uiatory pursuits our uncle was a humdinger In bygone days The oilier boys didn't have a chance with him. He as some kisser." Whlnlnara filre a fain. t'inr,ADKl.PHIA, Sept. 20.-To the Edi tor of The lice- I am a subscriber to your paper fur the sole purpose of fol lowing the t'uia'na Hundny campaign and sm srsteful at the full reports and dou bly gratified ot the wonderful success up to date. The object of this letter is simply to call Mr. J. W. Henderson's at tention to one or tws thlnjts evidently overlooked by him. Mr. Sunday's sermons will peel the hl le off of nny "Thirty-year Methodist" of the Henderson type. If Mr. Hender-, son had gone to hear flundsy and con tributed to the expense fund, tho fund very likely would have been increased very little. The whlnlngs of these "Thlrty-yesr Methodists'" give me a patn. Tell Mr. Henderson to go and hear Mr. Sunday a half dozen times and his story will be vastly different. As the meetings go on they will be more helpful, the collections ample to take care of all expenses and more, and Omaha, as has been the experience of all other cities where Mr. Sunday has held meetings, will be glad jie came and soiry he left. M. B. LOCKYKR. Frateet Aeainst Misrepresentation. DETROIT, Mich.. Bcpt. 20. To the Editor of The Bee: My attention has been called to an address by Dr. W. O. Henry st the dedication of the West lawn mausoleum In your city, September 11, in which that gentleman Is alleged t have "told of the first cremation" and of "the restoration of cremation and of Its unpopularity.' It la scarcely necessary to say that some of the newspaper ac counts of the first Incineration In this country, that of Baron de Palm, nt Washington. Pa., at a time when public sentiment v m. Incited against the prac tice, were grossly exaggerated and that It would be easy for Dn Henry to find one that would suit his purpose. In fact, about a year or two ago The Mausoleum Kra of your city published such a de scription of which Dr. Henry probably availed himself. But what has that got to do with modern cremation as prac ticed in the crematories of the present duv? The processes of incineration have undergone a great change since the days of the Huron de Palm, but the advocates of the community mausoleum do not seem to know this. If they do, I can only say that the attempt to discredit modern cremation by describing what took place when the movement was In Its Infancy, IB silly, to say the least. I trust that your readers will visit the Omaha Cremator ium and learn for themeetyes what a mod ern crematorium is like. Now as regards the charge that crema tion is unpopular. It Is said that flKures speak volumes. Let me cite a few o prove that Dr. Henry's contention la un founded. In 1890-M, as compared to t, the growth of cremation In this coun try was 25 per cent; la 1896-90. 39 per cent; in, 1900-4 M per cent, and In 190O9, S3 per cent. This shows a steady and con sistent Increase and indicates, I thing, conclusively that cremation In the United States Is not as unpopular as Dr. Henry aupposed It was, and the movement Is still growing. At (Uncle Sam's cremator ium In Panama, 5,000 Incinerations were performed during the last year alone. In conclusion, just one word to the doctor. I believe the advocates ot the com munity mausoleum are making a great mistake In attacking cremation. Thla can have but one result, for, aa Elbert Hub bard used to say "Every knock Is a boost." HUGO ERICHSEN, M. D. President Cremation Association of America- Evaaarellata aad Knockers. OAKLAND, la, Sept. 30. To the Edi tor of The Bee: In my dictionary I learn that an evangelist is "a preacher or publisher of the gospel of Jesus Christ, licensed to preach, but not having charge of a particular church." Association with common classes of humanity fur nishes sufficient definition for me to ac quaint myself with the knocker. Although 1 dislike personalities it is with pleasure that I read In The Bee about a man said to be sent by God to turn the people from evil ways. He says that Naaman said "see wills" in his day. In a recent sermon he said James said, "faith without works Isn't worth shucks." In that same sermon he referred to the animal from whence spiiiiga the Missouri mule; only using a term that none of the SCO or more local ministers present would dare use In expressing themselvea before an audience of reasonable degree ot re finement. ' In the face of such facts Is it any wonder that there are knockers like the gentleman from North Platte, et at. Evangelists and knockers, you have started something that the frosts of win ter of laid are liable to overtake before the conclusion is reached. The "skates" may yet 0 needed on this mundane sphere. Let knockers remember that a man who once held the highest office in the land, and who saJd that he was standing at Anuaggedon battling for the Lord, 1s slmoet forgotten. Let evangelists and knockers remember that though one speaks with tongues of men and angels, and have not charity, they become as sounding brass and tinkling cymbal, both of which appear In evidence Just now, wltn this missive throwing but little llgttt on the subject. Go to It, boys; this war la different from that of Europe and bible lands, and aotne of us farmers are enjoying It. THOMAS J. HILDEBRAND. YORK, Neb., bopt. 21. To the Editor of The Hee. While others are spatting over politics or religion, let ua try to change the subject to Nebraska crop and live stock. I see by Saturday's paper, that Mr. Waltera In his up for Nebraska does not go back far enough to give the state Justice as to its record in oorn produc tion. He placed this year's crop (with good weather), mar the O,0M,iQ bushel mark, saying that la.t year we had a crop of m.Ouo ou) bui-hels of corn and In 1910 we had 17k.0U6.uO bushels. Then he tells us that those two year established a new cum raising record for Nebraska to which 1 wish to take exceptlona Iet me state that Nebraska has not had a big corn crop since M, when we were given credit fur SM.7S9.aiO bushels of corn, whflo the hlli place was struck in UM, when we were credited with C-MS.iKuO bushels, and but four times In the twelve years from 1& to 1906, were we as low as what he places our high mark. New, let us go a little farther Into this crop rating business and see how our eorn crops have run for a terra ot twenty years from 1C. l&M. ltot. 1. as well as the eight years from 190 to 1914. and we will find tho eight big years of thoee twenty were large enough to give us a total of 4.Ka.lU.7tik bushels, or a trifle over iH.OO.0uS bushels, which will uot be an s versa crop for twenty years. For the normal year. 190K, Nebraska waa fourth In wheat, fourth In eats and third In corn. Now add the three grains to- 1 ei"..Mun, iiui siriiinieii in oy eine- pr I I bulldinrs that exclude the sunll ht. the I Denver public library Is a center of great gether and Nebraska ranks third In total bushels lor that year. Then take tho wheat crops for twenty years, add all to gether, Nebraska Is fourth. Take the oat crops for twenty years, Nebraska is firth, and In corn Nebraska Is third. Now add all three grains totrether for twenty years, Nebraska Is third again. We could prolong this list to your tiring, but space forbids. Then in number of horses In :908, Xc braska was fifth; in numtxr of inllch , Nebraska was tenth; In the number of cattle It was fourth and in the two combined it was fourth, while In hogs It was third. lth kind thanks for your patience. I wish to advise that "Stand tip for Xe braska." la a harmless byword. HARVEY POPE. OMAHA. Sept. JO.-To the Editor of The Bee: Standing aa It does 'n a la-e open space, surrounded by a'tra t ve grounas, not nemmed in by ote- Iir-e e ry Is a center of great attraction. Very much might be said in Its favor, but the Inscription on the wall ot one of the reading rooms speaks volumes. "Righteousness Exalteth a Na tion." In the library one day my attention was directed to what Is said about Mrs. Jeaa Stratton Porter s tstest book In the Den ver Times. Certain critics of note h.d pronounced it slush as well aa all her other books, but other critics pronounced them good. Yet her books sre said to have been read by 2.000.000 people. Then I turned to The Omn Bee and read In an exclusive comes some quota tlons from "Billy Sunday and was for elbly reminded of Ella Wheeler Wilcox's article In your paper some time ago, con cerning his vituperative utterances. Quot ing at length from them, she says that they are sure to limit his field of use fulness. Also I have read Dr. Aked's articles in your paper, and many adverse criticisms In eastern papers snd the ques tion arises: Did Jesus, the savior of mankind use slang in w'nrlng routs? Does "Billy" Pundsy go to work the way Jesus did? lis most d-nunc try lan guage was In then words: "Woe unto your scribes and Pharisees, hypocrites," In the twenty-third chaper of Matthew he used them seven times. Also in Mark 11-15, we read, "Jesus went Into the temple and overthrew the tables of the money-changera." It would seem as If there were a good deal of money-changing In thla evangelis tic work. Howsoever as the saying goes, he gets results, as does Jean Stratton Porter, though In an entirely different way, but results all the same. Thous ands, yes, millions, read her books, and multitudes go to hear "Billy" Sunday. After all the most potent question is not what docs mortal man think of him, but what does the Savior of man think of him. Whether these results In soul winning prove genuine, remains to be aeen. CHARLOTTE E. GRAVES. 4522 Seward Street miS 10 A SMILE. E-hth-MlH Olilirlri envs she has Juf, reached the marrtMSeahle axe. Msrle You don't ssy. I wonder what delayed her. Boston Transcript. "Do you think It possible to love t 1 girls at the snie time-" "Not If they know It." Life. KABIBSlf KABARET it. tEAK MR. KABlBBlf. A COWCr HAS ASlcCD ME TOW His vjifs. i hav5 Atcmrrx ftOW CAM I SjCT His UFf TOM puty Sxn - rrt7 Ui to HWt HIM OUT on f Altai "But." said the younr mosquito, "li" not man much strcnaer than we?" "He Is," replied the fond psrent, "but we msy venture to attack him on accoun;' of our superior mobility." Puck. . "Mary had a little lamb," began tl , poet. "I once knew a woman who owner SO 000 head of live atoek," Interposed the' other fellow. "And yet this great cattle queen never got half the advertising thst Mary received through the ownership of one lamb." Louisville Courier-Journal. . 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