THE -BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY. SEITEMUEU 20, 1915. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY RDWAw ROSE WATER. VICTOR ROSKWATEl., 'CDITOR. T Be Publishing Com piny Proprietor. BEB BUILD1NO. FARNAM AND BEVLNTffENTH. Btntsred at Omih postofflca u second-class matter. TEHM8 Or iUBSCRIPTION. By carrier By Walt per month. per year. vr)y and timdar Mo t l nelly without Sunday.. ..' V? I N Jpvenlng and unrlty oc So livening without Sunday.... ... ...... 4.00 tlunday Be. only kc t oo Bend notice of charge of addreea or complaints of Irregularity in delivery to Omaha Be. Circulation Department. RtMITTANTH. Henitt by draft, axpreas or pontal order. Only two cent ataman received In payment of email ac counts Ontnnal checks, except on Omaha and eastern axahanra. not accepted. nrmcY.n. Omaha Tha Bea Building. tnuth Omaha Sit N srreet Council Biuffe 14 North Main street Lincoln Lltft. Building. Chlcago-SOl Meant Building New York Room 1MB, M Fifth avenua, Rt. Inils-tflg New Rank of Commerce, Washington 7 fourteenth Pt-, N. W. CORRESPONDENCB. address communications relatlnr to flaws and edi torial niattar to Omaha Baa, Editorial Depaj-unst. ALUC8T CTJtCtljATIO. 53,993 Stat, of Nebraska. County of Douglas, as: Uwiglit '.MUmms. circulation nuiniigt-r of The B. Publishing rumpinr, being duly aworn, aaya that the average circulation for the month of August. UU, waa &3.9P3 DWHIHT WIIXIAMS. t'lrculatlon Manager. Subscribed in my presence and aworn to before me. this 2l !ay of September, VM.V IlOUbHT HL'NTKK. Notary Public. Subscriber leaving the city temporarily should hare The Ifee mailed to them. Ad dress will be chanced as often aa requested. It September BO Thought for the Day 5cf by T. J. FttMitrri Ala'. What art ir kingrf Why do you god plac us abort th r(, 7b be itrvid, fcUttr'd and adortd, till w Jldiev wk hold within our hand your thunder; And vhen w com to try th potter ire haet Thtre't not a Uf ihakti at our threat' ninq. Beaumont and 1 tocher . Mark the Ak-Sar-Ben dates down on your calendar. Now for a little of that good old Indian Rummer time. And In the meantime give the Douglas rounty fair out at Benson a boost. Should conscription come to Great Britain, di;e credit requires the label, "Made In Ger many." The Dardanelles Is the last ditch of the Turks In Europe. ' That sufficiently accounts for the desperato resistance. A crusade against crooks in Chicago furn ishes a larg clew to the sudden expansion of tliat Hne of business In these parts. It Is a "for-nien-only" sermon when preached In the tabernacle, but for men and w?men alike when printed in the newspapers. A real state of prepared nes will not be chleved in this country until the people are thoroughly trained to Jump, when the auto horn streams. But If Mr. Bryan is to go to Europe on a peace mission, won't he hurry home and un limber his guns In the real fight to culminate in the Nebraska primary next April? Experts on speed records can make a con trlbutlon to the gayety of the season by marking the time it takes to carry the "break in hog prices" down to the consumers of bam. Political temperatures in Massachusetts are t ;ountlng to the corn-curing altitude.- The con test for gubernatorial nominations has reached a stage where aspirants shed their coats, vests and suspenders. Rev. Sunday must look to stripping laurels. BasssBBaBaBBBaaaaiBBBBBBMMBBBBBBnBiBBnsBa The coming congress is to b Invited to give s proposed tax on the output of American muni tion plants prompt consideration. The sugges tion commands general favor for two reasons: The national treasury needs the money and the foreigner pays the tax. The convention of letter carriers In Omaha broke the record for attendance. The result is gratifying to all who worked to make the con vention a success. 1 Moreover, It emphasizes the advantages of a central location for gatherings of nation-wide bodies, a fact which make Omaha pre-eminently attractive. The moving finger that write the history rr progress long ago discarded Turkey as a hoadllner. For half a thousand years the Turks 1 nve received various inducements to move, and rhow less inclination now than ever before. If the Dardanelles is won, a vast number of Turks 111 le wholly indifferent to the moving con- cyance. The threatened split in the British cabinet va the question of conscription is not calculated to help a settlement of the issue, for the very Rood reason that cleavage is along party lines. 1 he emphatic opposition voiced by the labor ele ment, constituting the chief support of the lib eral party, Is not likely to be Ignored at the pres ent time. The Anglo-French borrowing commission oiuits none of the fine points of the game. Ob serving the danger of as undignified rush to get In on the underwriting fee. the commissioners abandon the fee and put all subscribers on equal Itbii. Driving a sharp bargain is one thing; putting It over the "ground floor" crowd is quite different. The marrisge license list shows that Omaha ' becoming quite a popular haven for matri monial ventures of couples from nearby towns. 'Vith conditions so favorable, and our location bo strategic, there is no good reason why, through proper promotion work, a large and profiabls knot-tying Industry should not be de- t l"ietj hero, Rebuilding American Merchant Marine. In his letter to the president, transmitting the report of the Pan-American Financial con ference, Secretary McAdoo presages the resub mission of the democratic shipping bill to the coming congress. Mr. McAdoo lays much stress on the durability of Immediately Increasing the f.eet under the American flag, that it may be available for government use as part of the gen eral defense plan. On this necessity he predi cates his argument in support of the partial ownership of such a fleet by the federal govern ment. His contention Is that private capital will not embark in shipping, because It can find more profitable employment In other lines, and there fore he urges some plan that will provide for the Investment of a considerable sum of money by the government In a merchant fleet. This plan of the secretary of the treasury has not ti et with the enthusiastic endorsement of men who are actually concerned in maritime affairs, sni la not llltely to receive more support in the coming congress than it did In the last. As an alternative plan, and one that seems ftr more feasible, It Is proposed that the prefer ential duty laws be re-enacted, and that Ameri can bottoms be given the support that prevailed during that time In the last century, when 80 Itr cent of American commerce overseas was, carried on American bottoms. That this law was effective, and that shipping did prosper un "er It Is certain. It Is equally certain that to give It another trial would cost very little. Ob jections that It would Interfere with present treaty agreements are met by the statement that these treaties may be termlnted at the will ot either party The almost assured fact that the ter t ilnatlon of the European war will be followed by the general readjustment of treaty agree ments, makes It not only opportune, but almost obligatory that the United States as far as pos sible anticipate post-bellum conditions. In no way may this be done more wisely than to ex pedite the rehabilitation of America's ocean-going commerce carriers. Preference in the matter of import duties Is a constitutional way for aiding shipping; a di rect subsidy Is open to question. Democrats are rot agreed as to what method to adopt, but the Impending return of the republicans to control tf national affairs assures a settlement of this question along lines that will be effective. "Lonesome" Life. on the Farm. A speaker at a California irrigation con gress says the reason that our country life is breaking up is because It is too lonesome for the farmer and his wife. In part, this statement Is correct. But the proposition should have been stated in the past tense. The farmer's life was lonesome, but a generation has passed since a coroner's jury In Dakota returned a verdict that a settler, dead by his own hand, had ' come to his death through blue sky and bunch grass." Whatever conditions may prevail In Cali fornia, and other outlying sections of the coun try, nothing farther from Isolation could be well conceived than the social situation of the farmer in this section of the country, where the leal agricultural operations of the world are carried on. With th coming of the telephone, the automobile, the phonograph and other agents for the amelioration or a detached life, the farmer has been enabled to take the "city" home with him. Moreover, he is seldom more than a pleasant half-hour's run by machine from a moving picture show, and the neighbor hood club has come to afford him plenty of op portunity to evade anything like tedium for the little time he can take away from work in a busy season. As to the busy season, on a modern farm it lasts the year around. The difference is it doesn't take all the farmer's time. He adapts his business to a schedule that is adjusted by the application ot machinery to the accomplish ment of tasks that once were toilsome, and finds that he has plenty of opportunity to enjoy the good things as well as the toll or life. Suc cess on the farm is only to be achieved by un remitting Industry, the same aa in other call ings, this Industry being no longer the drudgery or past days, but work scientifically directed and certainly rewarded. Nowhere in all the world la life more real and nowhere does It. hold more rf Inspiration than on a modern farm. The farmer Is not lonely, he's just busy. Way for Mr. Underwood. Democratic wiseacres at Washington are busy organizing the senate committee on finance to niaae a place for Oscar W. Underwood, who will enter the august body as senator from Ala bama when congress reconvenes In December. Just who is to retire to provide the necessary vacancy on this coveted committee has not yet been determined, but it Is hinted that Shlvely ot Indiana or Stone of Missouri will graciously stea down and allow the great revenue producer from the southland to have the same prominence In the senate that he had In the house. It Is now admitted by the democrats that the revenue laws will need serious attention. Even the most obtuse could see this when the deficit ror the fiscal year 19li on August 31 amounted to more than 131.000.000, or a little more than half a million a day. This presages a final deficit close to 1180.000,000 for the year, a sura that must make even a democrat reHect and wonder if hla party Is on the right track. That Is one reason why they want Underwood on the senate finance committee, so he may assist In devising new forms of "war" taxea to meet the current expense of running the government', at peace with all the world. ' The mystery of the war alarms and Invasion scares so frequent In the east is now satisfactorily explained. "It is distressingly clear," says a let ter writer In the New York Post, "that a large percentage of braluy people are afflicted with very defective co-ordination la the working of ttelr psycho entltlea, whether from the gang lionic renters of the cerebral contex, or from the lasal ganglia." In the presence of such an af fliction, sympathy muffles the scoffer. Suggestion is a powerful factor in shaping youthful minds for good or evil. That which Is tvll may come from older beads, too, shrewd to commit the ffi.ise themselves, or from reading sluff unfit for Impressionable minds. The two Instances of youthful depravity in our neighbor ing city prers upon parents the necessity of ireater vigilance to counseling chlloren against I hi associates jind dungc.-uus readiry, - Talk Across Home Plate X.ltrary Dlrsst' AFAVORiTK delusion of the average base ball enthunlast la that a conptant warfare Is kept up brhlnd the plate at any league game, and that the players and the umpire are continually eichang Ing words of wrnth, contempt, and mutual vitupera tion. There msy he lnotan-es whrreln this Is truo, In the rase of particularly bad-tempered umpires and extraordinarily querulous players, but Oeorge Wilts", foriaerly of the New York Oiants, and now pitching for the redersla in Brooklyn, Insists that this Is rare In.VwI. To prove what good-te.mprred people they are Ix-hlnd the plate, and how wrongly the fans In terpret the eon vernations In which they Indulge, h gives us a specimen of this talk In Judge: No umpire' was as fond of talking with the men while play was going on aa the lute Tim Hurst, and here Is a sample of the kind of gossip which went on at the plate and which the fans, being unable to hear It, erroneously thought was an exchange of Sentl menta of III feeling: Mr. Hurst One bawl! Catcher Hey. Tim! I'lpe the good-looker ov-r there In Box th one with the blue hat? Khe comes here every day to see me. Batter Get out! If she comes here to sea you, It's because she'a fond of dumb animals. Mr. Hurst That's one on you. Jimmy. He cer tainly got you that time. One strike. Rooters Robber, robber! Oet your specs! Olve us a square deal! Batter Was you up to the menagerie on Sunday, TlmT Mr. Hurst I were not. And why? Batter I thought I missed you. Your cage was empty. Catcher Ha. ha! Ho, ho, Tim! That's where you got one below the belt! Mr. Hurst Fow-ull bawl two strikes! Jimmy, was you at the banquet at the Hotstuff club last night? 1 couldn't get around. Rooters Horsethlef! Doormat grabber! Hoak him! Catcher I was there. It sure waa a gieat racket. Mr. Hurst Two bawls! Tell me, Jimmy, did Rnf fcrty make a speech? Catcher Ne, but he talked a lot. As one of those Chauncey Depew fellers he's a shine. Mr. Hurst Fow-ull! Ah, too bad! Rafferty la so fond of talking, but nobody wants to listen to him. Batter Tou ought to hear me tell a few little after-dinner Jokes, T1m. I make 'em laugh so they can't eat. Mr. Hurst Three bawls! Yes, I'll bet you're a good speech-maker. About as good, I guess, aa you are a hitter. Rooters Iook out for him, BUI! He'a related to Jesse James! Catcher Let's see you connect with this one. you poor fish! Bat Bammt Mr. Hurst Fair bawl! Rooters Good thing for you, you horsethlef, that he hit that one) About one more rotten decision and there' d been something doing around here! Twice Told Tales A Soft Answer. A tramp approached a certain Downs home tho other morning, rapped on the back door, and when the woman of the house appeared he began to clear his throat, preparatory to telling his hard-luck story "Oet away from here," aald the woman. "I never feed professional bums." "But, madam. I am not a professional bum," aald the tramp. "I am a psychologist traveling in the In terest of science. I read character ax a glance. In looking Into the soulful deptha of your beautiful eyes, I read there that you are by nature a kind-hearted, gentle, generous woman. It la these noble Impulse and the contemplation of charitable deeds hat keep you looking so young and handsome." "Tou poor, tired, hungry man." aald the woman. "Come inside and I will give you soma breakfast." Downs, (Kan.) Times. Am OI Man's Kate. A confederate veteran's wife, whose shrewish tem per was well known throughout the state, demandod that an old servant, who had aerved with her husband In the civil war. be dismissed. "8am." aald the old man. "go to your room and pack your things and leave go away." The old retainer clasped his hands to hla heart with dramatic Joy. "Ma I ran go!" ha said, In an eeatacy of gratitude. Then suddenly his manner changed, as with the ut moat compassion ha added: "But you. my poor old friend, you must stay!" New York Times. g Coaslderate. It had been their first separation, and during one week the young husband had sent hla dear little wlf ten letters, fifteen picture post cards and four tele grama. Why, then, thla touch of coldnesa in her welcome on his return? "Dearest," he whispered, aa ha drew her to fli manly bosom, "what ia wrong? What have I done to upeet my ilttle ducksy-wopsy?" 'Oh, George," aha replied in broken tones, "you didn't send me a kiss In your seventh letter!" deorge thought like lightning for a moment be fore ha replied: "I know I didn't, petsy, but I had steak and onions that night for supper, and ydi wouldn't Ilka me to kiss you after eating onions, would your' Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. People and Events One item of newa from New York may b accepted without question. It la to the effect that a "fathei was dased at the news of the arrival of girl triplets In tha family." Involuntary change from retailing to wholesaling Is soma shock. ' Reposing the utmost '.-onfldence in Ms mothers taata In the matter of wtfa-chooalng. Rev. W. H. Mo Cracken, Presbyterian pastor at Waatilngton, Pa., we.it to hla old home In Ireland end married the hana plcked bride on the spot. What do you know about this? Down In Boston tha president of the Woman's Homestead association Mrs. Charlotte Smith, advocatea the passage of a law requlrtug atenographerg In offices be placed In wire cagea. "I know," aays Mra. Smith, and thla is what aha knows: "Just aa soon aa the stenographer enters tha office tha employer ogles her, drawa out a box of candy and draws nearer. A young girl can't i anything but bear It. Many a girl la afraid 'to resent It on account of her position. Tha old sinners tska advantage of It It's got to stopT" Major Oenerat Schotleld, commanding the army di vision, with headquarters at Chicago, came la and stopped over on hla way to Rock Springs. Ha was accompanied by Oeneral Tompkins and Major Sanger ot hla staff, and was met at tha Bluffs by Oenural Howard and Lieutenant Ouy Howard. Rer. WttUrd Scott Inaugurated services again at tha St. Mary's Avenue Congregational church, preach ing tor tha first time since his return from Ma va cation. Augustus Boarea, an evangelist from London, con flicted tha Young Men's Chrletlan Association aervlcea St tha Jail, where the prisoners listened to him with closest attention. Oliver P. Morton, Jr., son of Indiana's great war governor, arrived in thla city to meet hla mother re turning train San Frenctaro, and called during the day upon Mra Klmer D. Frank, to whom ha la dis tantly related. Mr. M. O. Lewis and bride of Hay City. Mich., who have been visiting Mr. Lawts' father, Cheplatn Lewis of Fort Cms ha, have returned home. Frank Meyer left for Reading, l"a , In responaa to a U-le.;i aui uol:lnc Mm of Uie death of hla sister. UL Faster l.lllea In ke Fall. OMAHA, Sept. . To the Editor of The Hce: in your papr recently ap peared a short notice concerning an Kaa ter lily that a lady In this city had In bloom, having set out tha bulb and cared for It. to leant the result and was thus awarded. A lady In Denver recently wrote of a similar experience. When we left here for that place a few days ago there was a lily plant In the garden full of buds that promised blossoms. On return I found one large bud that has since developed Into a beau tiful Illy. So people can have Faster lilies at other times of the year than at Kaater time If they will take pains to set out the bulbs and care for them while they are growing. CHARLOTTE B. GRAVES. 4U2 Seward Street. SIDNEY, Neb., Sept. 18. To the Eilitor of The Hee: Referring to your Lincoln story entitled "Light Is Thrown on Bond ing Deal," permit me to say that I, to qualify as state accountant, procured bond through Judge W. It. Kngland. At the time I made application to Judge England for this bond I was not aware that be had supported Governor More head, or that he had flirted with the bull moosera. The knowledge of these facta St the time would have made no differ ence to me one way or the other. I have known Judge England many years and regard him as a friend. No man can truthfully accuse me of lobbying. At t.o time during the last session waa I In either legislative chamber to exceed half an hour at a stretch, and I had nothing to do whatever with any other insurance measure. The .efforts of your Lincoln corre spondent to discover a conspiracy for purchasing bonds from Judge England are rather amusing; but I must decline the honor of being classed as one of tha conspirator CHARLES Q. DH FRANCE. State Accountant. Verdict of m Travellnar Mam. EN ROUTE, BEATRICE, Neb., Sept IS. -To the Lditor of The nee: I waa an admirer of "Billy" Sunday for a number of years; in fact, I would drive overland or ride on the cara many mllea to hear him preach and for the opportunity to do personal work among tha hundreds seeking God. But the time came when Mr. Sunday went too far in abuse, slang and vulgarity and I could not listen to Mr. Sunday without leaving disgusted, and being driven further away from God, rather than drawn closer. Why the preachers of Omaha will per mit the pulpit to become a vaudeville stage, with "Billy" Sunday tha feature not I can't understand, and I am only one of thousands that la asking the same question. As an actor, he la great; aa a preacher, a failure, for ha preaches "Billy" Sunday and not Jeaua Christ. If any vaudeville performer on any stage would use the language auch slang, such abuse, such vulgarity and expressions with double meanings they would be hooted off the stage, arrested and fined by the board of censorship. Yet the ministers of Omaha, the finest board of censorship that can be gotten together, permit Mr. Sunday to have full swing, to say what he pleases, and to sit In their seats, laugh at hla show and say "amen." It's a disgrace to what they profess. Every God-fearing christian reads with shame the remarks Mr. Sunday made on Christian Science and Mary Baker Eddy. "Every knock Is a boost," and this is another boost for Christian Science. Aa a traveling man I have traveled from New York to San Francisco, and have heard of (and seen many) the heal ing of every known disease through the understanding of Christian 6clence. ' I have never heard of anyone being healed at a "Billy" Sunday revival or by reading any of hla sermons. The command of Jesua to hla disciples wes: "As ye go, preach, saying tho kingdom of heaven ia at hand; heal the sick, cleanse the lepers, raise the dead, cast out devils; freely ye have received; freely give." Matt x:7-S. I have traveled many mllea since read ing last Monday's Bee and talked to hundreds on this subject and the proof of It is that the public at large la grow ing disgusted with the uncalled-for abuse, vulgarity and slang of "Billy" Sunday. WILLIAM B. BROOKS. K3S West Adams 8treet Chicago. Wants Far-Side Stop. OMAHA, Sept. 17. To the Editor of Tha Bee: Speaking of the far side atop. I'm for it and atrong. believe me. I think Mr. Gotten deserves a great deal of praise. I am told Mr. Gotten la getting thla petition up solely for tho people. I for one believe It for upon Investigating It I find he has a cigar store on Four teenth and Famam, where the cara stop right in front of tha door. So you see ha loses In one place more than he can rain In the other. Mr. Oetten seems to have been the only man with nerve enough to buck up against tha Auto club, thereby probably making many enemlea. And tha toeauty of it la he has tha tenacity to stick to It regardless of what a few people may think. Why can't the commissioner help the people by repealing this near side stop? Remember, it's the people and not ths autolsts alone who elect the commis sioners, and we are tha ones to ba con sidered. FOR THE FAR STOP. Interest In tfce Saadar Cmtmmn. GER1NO. Neb., Sept W To tha Editor of Tha Bee: Criticisms appearing In Tha Bee anent Billy Sunday pro and con have not aroused me until I note the remarks of one who censures tha newspapers for tha amount of space devoted ta the Bun day meetings. I want to commend Tha Bee, as well aa tha other Omaha papars and ths State Journal for knowing what tha people want and giving It to them. Although about &0 mllea from Omaha, I am In a position to know absolutely that there Is an absorbing and widespread Interest in tha Sunday campaign. It la evident that many representatives of com mercialised wtckedneaa whoae toea are being pinched are slipping into print with censure and lnuendoa, while few of tha great majority who wish Sunday godspeed in his work do so. But the people of tha state have their ayes en Omaha to no email degree, and you are right In going ths limit In space. I hear dosena out hare daily talking about tha Sunday meeting. I know that doaena of homes la thla community are devoted to tha Sunday reports in Ths Bee aa a regularity. And these are they whom the ordinary sermon would not reach. Peraonally. I believe in Billy Sunday. I lli lit ve in Mm as a man. I believe la his methods as a menns to tha end, although I don't agree that he preaches ' the full gospel. And I detest the blirotedl and begom-ned clnsa which criticises him "Can't you persuade your husband t wors?" "I s'pose I tould, replied the weary lklng woman. "But he couldn't woik to suit anvbody. t m!ht as well keep hlr.i at home and tlnd fault with him myelf as turn him over to strangers." Wash ington Star. "I hear that Bllter's oaughter eloped with his chauffeur." "Yes. and Hliter wired his forgiveness. "VhAt did he do that for?" 'He aald he thought now there might be a ance for him to uso hla car. New York Times. "Is tls s first class postofflce?" In quired tha stranger. "It's aa good as you'll find In these pnrts." retorted the nstlve with Justifi able local prlds. Buffalo Express. because their Christianity Isn't even skin deep, and whose churches are merely social organisations which countenance frlppy and laxity to the limit. And I despise such sepulchral old blatherskites aa Luelen rMebblna. who la so small and soured and socialistic that he couldn't detect good in a ralnt from heaven. And I am not ashamed or afraid to sign my nnme to these sent! menu. The Bee Is right. Give the Sunday campaign every Inch of spare you can afford, and the public will appreciate It. A. B. WOOD. Invite to Tralnla School Stadents. OMAHA, Sept l.-To the Editor of The Bee: Well, well, so the cat Is out of the bag. the grave where our training school la laid to rest Is still fresh, and he flowers strewn on the mound have not withered yet, when the announcement appeared that the t'nlverslty of Omaha opened night classes for girls who wish to obtain state certificates to be eligible to become teachers In our public schools. But why night classes? Is the day light glare shedding too strong a light on the reason for closing our own train ing school? The reason for abolishing the train ing classes, while masked with high phrases and lofty Ideals "the best Inter ests of the schools, the children, etc." is too palpable and visible now. I waa present at the meeting when the death blow was administered to our training school, asked permission to sny a few wordsa as a father and taxpayer In defense of" the training class, but was as rudely shut out as the class Itself. FRANCIS GOODALL. 27GS California Street. IRL HE BffiRKKtAtaVrjU &EUEW rrr To (C Fast trains daily from Omaha arrive La Salle Station and Englewood Union Station, most convenient locations in Chicago. "Chicago-Hebraska Limited" at 6:08 p. m. "Chicago Day Express" - at 6:30 a.m. "Chicago-Colorado Express" at 4:10 p. m. "Rocky Mountain Limited" at 1:09 a. m. Automatic Block Signal Finest Modern All Steel Equipment Superb Dining Car Service Tickets, reservations and information at Rock Island Travel Bureau. Phone, write or call J. S. McNALLT, DiTtaie Passenger Agent 1323 raraass St. Osaka, Nab. rkeae: DengUs 428 The Great Western Is First Into St. Paul and Minneapolis Through steel trains every morn ing and evening connecting Union Depots with popular through trains for tho north, northwest and Canada. Lv. Omaha 8:30 p.m. 7:29 a.m. Lv. Co. Buffs 8:50 p.m. 7:50 a.m. Ar. St. Paul 7:30 a.m. 7:40 p.m. Ar. Minneapolis 8:05 a.m. 8:15 p.m. Giistenin? new steel club cars, and coaches besides steel sleepers, through on night train. Day trains carry through Buffet Parlor cars and coaches. P. F. B0N0RDEN, 0. P. & T. 1522 Famam SL, Omaha Phone Doug. 260. tested (Empbaiz9 th "GriaC) MONDAY MIRTH. KABIB8LE KABARET pAA VJt.KARl&sUF, un fiauce IAD i mrm on "You seem to enjoy tha heavy Wag nerian numbers on the program?" "I don t." "Then why do you applaud so strongly?" "I want to hear the pretty little places they always play for encores." Washing ton Star. "Yea. we went to California." "Did your wife enjoy the scenery In her trip across the continent?" "I don't think she looked at much scenery. But she enjoyed hereelf, all right. he looked at hats In eleven dif ferent states." Chicago Post.