Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, September 04, 1915, Page 8, Image 9
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CORRESPONDENCE). Iddreaa communications reJatlnr to new anil edi torial natter to Omaha Baa, XdltorlaJ Department. AUC18T CIRCULATION'. 53,993 tata of Nebraska. County of Dougls, an: Pwight Williams, circulation manager of The Pea Publishing company, being duly sworn, aaya that the average circulation for tho month of August, 1915, was 6R.9W. i DWIOHT WILLIAM 8, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to befora ne, this Id day of hetMember, 10I5. ROilERT HCNTtiK. Notary Public Hnbacrlbers leaving the city temporarily should have The Bee mailed to them. Ad drras will be'rhangrd aa often a requested. rr sptambar 4 Thought for the Day ! caf hf Jmnni M. Phtlpt What ear I uhat you say, whiU tenat yrn do hovtr$ ettr my hai and thunder n my tart to loud J cannot Aear hat you lay. Ralph Waldo Emtrion. The base-running around the tabernacle dia mond Is about to begin In dead earnest The so-called "unrest of labor" securei dubious treatment by taking the reat cure. To Rev. "Billy" Sunday, "Ma'.' Sunday and tbe whole Sunday family: Welcome to our city! Britain follows. Germany In making conces sions to Uncle Sam. Sanity Is steadily overcom ing the swagger of war. The report that the Cudahy general offices will be brought back to Omaha, however, must be classified as "Important, if true." Goosebone and squirrel thrift prophecies of an early winter are as so much chart in the wind raised by King corn's hot finish. "Friends of peace" may fool some people, but not Samuel Gompera. Foxy Sam knows the source of Brlsbln Walker's inspiration. The nervy Pike county (Missouri) woman -who held off a mob until relief came would waste Ink and postage in seeking a Jail job In Geofgia. More sympathy and less criticism befita the case of Treasurer Hall. Consider how his heart must bleed because harsh duty clamps the lid on the dough. Smart alecks who still harbor the notion that they can beat tbe. Wall street game need but watch the vagaries of the market to see how readily the lambs are sheared. And In the meantime, don't make any other engagements with yourself for the day set apart s Omaha day at the State fair, for which tbe gatea have been opened at Lincoln. The consensus of business opinion in New York reflects Increasing optimism. It is grati fying to Bote that western sunshine Is warming up the gloomy frlngea of the nation. "Peace Ja In the air," Washington dispatches report. So tar, so good. But the atmosphere of Washington la not easily transferred to Paris, London, Berlin, Vienna and Petrograd. Joel aa soon as title to coveted real estate parses from a neighbor to Bulgaria, the Bulgar army el arts shooting up another neighbor. As an exponent of near-east civilization the Bulgers tiave the Turks distanced. That Georgia Jury cannot find a thing that in any way points to the identity of a single member of the mob that lynched Leo M. Frank. It wouldn't be aafe for any of the veniremen to get their eyes opened that wide. Assignments of special polioemon for duty during fair week are as follows: Martin Shields on South Sixteenth street; N. OHeroe, South Thirteenth street; A. L. Wiggins. Ht. Mary's avenue; Ed Welsh, lower Karnara and Harney streets: Ed Lepage, Eleventh street, north of Douglas. Jack Burke, tha pugilist and hU manager, Otto Floto. are here trying to arrange for exhibitions, it is said Michael Ritchie, a muscular young man employ! at a tsouth Omaha slaughtering house. Is anxious to lace Mr. Burke. Mrs. Kllkenney and bar daughter-in-law. Mrs. John Kllkenney. have gone to Louisville to vlatt friends. Invitations are out for the marriage of T. B. Me. Culloch and Miss Maggie Riddell, to take plaea the seventenlh at the residence of tha bride's brother-m-law, Kred Kngle, U7 North Thirteenth street. Operations on the line of the Omaha Belt railway ate to be Immediately commenced, a surveying party Id charge of Chief Engineer Adama being already at work. R. A. Brown of J. J. Brown at Co.. has returned iroul a two mouth' stay at Saratoga. Wyp . where he baa b-n fur the benefit of Ills health. John KpwiVurr of fouiuil Bluffs, tha well known I . h i ui f-s maker. Is iiiuvluf his business to Omaha. Busy Days Ahead for Omaha. From now on until after the Ak-Sar-Ben festivities, biiFy days are sighted for Omaha. Right at the outset we are to have the National Ietter Carriers' aHsorlation convention, tho "Rllly" Sunday revival meetings, the Methodlut conference for this district, the Tel Jed Sokol of the central went, not to mention several events of lesser moment. Tbe Farmers' Na tional congress, the German-American alliance, and Ak-Sar-Hen'g carnival, parades and court ball are also fast approaching dates. What Omaha must do is to realize that It la soon to be full of visiting strangers, and to make the most of Its opportunities for impressing them with the wide-awake character of the city, and Its assurance of continued growth and bet terment. Kvery loyal citizen of Omaha Inter ested in advancing the high standing and good name of the community should be on the Job aa an entertainment committee and booster every moment he can devote to the common welfare. Every one In position to take a bird's-eye view of the country agrees that Omaha Is one of the brightest spots In the landscape, and we should utilize every advantage we have for our onward march of progress. It von Tirpitz to Go? A report from Berlin indicates that Admiral von Tirpltx is to be retired from hla place at the bead of tbe German navy. If this be true it Is assuredly a result of the changed attitude of the imperial Oerman government with rela tion to its naval policy. Von Tlrpits has been listed as a champion of the aubsea warfare that has brought Germany and the 1'nlted States so clone to the breaking point. Ills order estab llshed the "war zone" in which the U-boats operated, and as minister and admiral of tbe navy, he assumed responsibility for their move ments. Recent successes on land have so strength ened the German poaitlon as to make possible some modification of its outside policy, and tbe abandonment of the objectionable features of submarine attack will not seriously interfere vith the general purpose of the Imperial gov ernment. Here is another point on which the Germans have outmaneuvered the Allies. While Great Britain Is yet halting over the simple mat ter of permitting the unobstructed passage of goods actually owned in the United States, and grudgingly giving assent to even that small measure of freedom of the seas, tbe Germans find themselves able to concede the utmost point contended for by the American government, and to do it In auch a way aa more than ever fixes the friendly relations between the two countries. In meeting the demands of the president, the kaiser has shown himself ag good a diplomat as he Is a military tactician. The attitude of the United States as to tbe rights of neutrals on tbe high seas is unchanged. nd Its position la greatly strengthened by the developments of the last few days. Only a "Scrap of Paper." Attorney General Reed now cornea forward in his efforts to help the democrats out of their decidedly awkward dilemma, and advises the Lbrogatlon'of the Gerdes law in order to make possible the diversion of fees to support the de partment that collects them. It Is only a "scrap of paper" between the democrats at Lincoln and the state treasury, even If It Is the law of Ne braska, presented and passed for tbe very pur pose it Is now accomplishing. The attorney gen eral also suggests that the food commissioner embezzle the fees be collects, and each month publish an accounting, that the people may know every thirty days Just how much . the shortage amounta to. Anyone who objects to the peculation may bring suit to enforce the law. This is certainly fine advice for the chief law officer of the state to give to one 6f Its administrative officers. It is In line with sev eral other opinions the attorney general has de livered himself of since he has taken office. This is In some waya the most seriously menacing of all hla vagaries, for, should the matter be brought Into court for a test, It will be tbe duty of the attorney general to defend the law he is now advising the food commissioner to Ignore. At the rate he ia going, the opinions of the at torney general will toon be worth about a cent a pound. Treasurer Hall is still relying on the law and the constitution to support him In his resistance to the illegal demands of the other state house democrats, while the people are coming to un derstand what a mess the Morehead administra tion Ja making of the state's affalra. Georgfia'g "Honor" Vindicated. The grand jury of Cobb county, Georgia la typical of lta kind. It failed to return any ln dictrueut against any of the guilty or in any way to fix tbe responsibility for the murder of Leo M. Frank. This may stand as a "vindication" for Georgia'a "honor.- but it will not satisfy the world. Governor Harria still has his chance to pursue the Inquiry, and expose and punish tha guilty parties. It is impossible that so daring a crime could be so openly committed and no up holder of the law be cognizant of lta perpetra tors. Georgia should not rest on the report of the grand Jury. If it wishes to escape from the fhame put upon It by its own citizens. The vigorous pursuit of the criminala Is the only means through which assurance can be given that Georgia aincerely feels the disgrace of the foul crime. The grand assessment of taxable property iu Nebraska this year haa cost the taxpayers in round figures IJ14.000. without. Including the outlay of Urns and money by the different equal ization boards, which would probably bring it up la the neighborhood of $500,000. Looks like a place for efficiency methods and retrenchment. , The Omaha Public library has finally found It convenient to reopen lta doors Saturday after noons and S-undaya. The experiment of closing down during the summer will be pronounced a success, but we doubt if it will be copied by any other wide-awake city. By his own words "Met" Is now "simply a newspaper man In the employ of General Car ranza." Well, anyway, that'a a promotion from the Job of chasing rainbows as a candidate for the democratic nomination for governor or senator. Grammar T.blLii Life. THB man who Invented grammar Is, unfortunately, dead. He probably died a natural death, because at the time lha enormity of his offense wasn't realised. He certainly never got what was coming to him. In thoee, days nobody could understand how much damage one man can do to posterity. This la tha man that Phskeapesre undoubtedly had In mind when he wrote, "The evil that men do lives after them." Of all the superfluous In (tries of the present time, can any one be said to apirroarh grammar? Con sider the countless women and professors who are earning a living by teaching It. Consider the manu facture of text books on grammar. It Is really awful to contemplate such a vast atructure. And then con sider how utterly useless grammar Is for any purpose whatsoever, and you get, like a flash, a sudden reve lation of the marvelous stupidity of the human race: Nobody ever "w B healthy, .normal, naturally bright boy or girl who had any use for grammar. Nature knew Its business when It made It Impossible for the grammarians to grab a baby before he can speak and teach him grammar first. They would unquestionably, if they could, make him learn all the parts of speech beforehand. If they had this power no property constituted baby woold want to speak. anywsy. Ht would argue that If merely telling what you want and passing the time of day and alt that had to be dona by a fixed schedule, like a ttme-tablo, or as if It was a government affair, why bother about talking nt all? The grammarian would get the baby and say: 'Now, my young friend, you will soon be in a position to use the word 'mamma.' First you must get firmly fixed In your mind that mamma. Is a noun. Tou must also ask yourself what is Its num. ber? Its gender? What does It presutrore and co ordinate? Has It any objective Infinitive, and what Is Its adverbial complement? Is It governed by am' partlrlpal, prenatal predicate? Also draw a diagram showing the word 'mamma' In Its relations to tho antecedent-.. To the relative pronouns." Fortunately, no grammarian can do this. Provi dence probably Intervened. Babies are compelled to learn how to speak before the grammarians get hold of them, so that these gentlemen cannot utterly spoil them afterward for practical purposes. Hence our best writers have risen above Insidious grammar and frankly confess they know little about It and care less. . There are msny devoted peoble who firmly ' elleve that a political economist represents the lowest form of human Intelligence. We respect them for their opinion. There is, Indeed, much to be aald In favor of their view. But give us the grammarian. For one thing, there are more grammarians than there are political economists, so that, considered by mere volume, the grammarians have the best of It. Then, again, the grammarian Is more active and covers a broader field, and everybody seems to have a more sublime confidence In his unlntelllgence. One of the most curious paradoxes In human llt Is that nobody would even take the time or think It worth while to dispute the word of a grammarian; yet grammar Is accepted as a matter of course. Just as If it had some remote bearing on poetry, drama and other real literature. It unfortunately happens that the teaching of grammar as It is practiced In our schools makes everybody who Is not abormal hate It sincerely and cordially. If this were otherwise and ana it got to be attractive, like the "movies," for example, think of all the additional harm It could do! At present we have coma to accept It and endure It without question and w ithout knowing the reason why But our better Instincts still survIvS, and who knows but that the day will come when by popular edict every grammarian will be compelled to give up his present Job and go out and earn an honest living? Timing the Telephone Xdterary Digest LL SERVICE tends nowadavs to be metered The Agss and electric meters we know; the water meter some onrmsa frsntlollv hut valnlv' tha meter in the taxlcab drives us mad as It ticks off the miles; and now we are even to talk by meter! Of course, every telephone central office has some de vice for regulating and controlling time calls. The meter now perfected Is claimed to be so accurate that it can replace the more costly devices, and so almule and Inexpensive that the Individual user can avail hlmseir of It and thua "check up" tha company. "Increased efficiency," says a contributor to Tele phony, "has come to be pretty much tha secret of Increased subscribers' lists. Increased revenue, and Increased cordiale In the business of telephony gen erally. Nowhere along the line, however, has the cordiale been more often or more sorely strained than through Inefficient, Inadequate or careless timing of toll calls. "Particularly is this true In smaller offices where the elaborate and necessarily expensive apparatus for timing calls has been 'too costly for Installation, and dependence has been placed upon ordinary clocks, which are, of course, as unsatisfactory to the com pany Itself ss to the telephone toll user. "The Grave a' phone meter. It Is claimed, has com . pletely solved the 'small of rice' timing problem, and in larger offices it Is already proving of great value In timing the handling of calls on tha 'observation' desks. This device has been tried out by a number of Independent and Bell companies and has proved sat lsfactory for timing toll calls. "The phone metep registers up 'to six minutes In one revolution of the dial and It continues unt.l stopped. When a connection Is made, the operator starts the meter to record, by moving to the right the lever at the top. Moving It In the reverse direction stops the Indicator instantly, showing the exact time which has elapsed. In minutes and seconds. The dial is graduated to seconds, and the device. It Is said, is marvelously accurate. "The phone meter Is placed upon the keyboard within convenient reach of the operator. If while the conversation Is In progress an Interruption occurs, the meter may be stopped and then started again when service Is resumed. The operator Is thus not 1 obliged to make any calculations as to the time eon sumed. The phor.e meter may also be uet h ...k. scrtbers to check tha time of toll calls." Twice Told Tales Aa RUpeaaeata Aarhar. nen tne conversation turned to the subject if romsntto marriages this little anecdote was volun teered by H. II. Asker. a North Dakota politician: One afternoon Ore a was standing; on the comer looking at tne Jitneys when he was suddenly con- rroniea oy an acquaintance or other years. Boon they were comparing notes and recalling happy hours. " u wrw miTiN iea years ago." said the acquaintance in response to a statement made by nrown. i piaca in tne church, I suppose. with onaesmaias. iiowere. cake and the brass band.' answered Brown, with a reflective Preston, "It was aa elopement" ex- "Aa elopement. ehT" returned the acquaintance "Did tbe girl's father follow your "Tea" answered Brown, with something akin to a e.an, ana ne naa oeea wun ua aver slnce."-Phlladel-phla Telegraph. ... Clvlas Is lalwrsaattoa. Pat was called Into court to testify to a Ulk he had with the defendant la a dvU ault, and everything went along as swimmingly as a flock of bull frogs until the lawyer attempted to bring out the Important points ot the conversation. "Now, than, Pat." said he encouragingly, "please tell the court what you and the defendant talked about" "Vis. aor." answered Pat willingly. "We talked about fifteen mlnolea" No. no, no!" Interposed the lawyer. "1 mean, what did you and the defendant talk over?" "Tie. sor." was the ralm rejoinder of Pat. "We talked over the Ulephope. aor."-Washington stmr. I ) llr. t ook elf-Kseoari. OMAHA. Kejt. 1 To the Editor of The floe: Last Monday there was a re port In ths pabers of a defense of Dr. Frederick Cook. It struck me that it might be of interest, to some of your reauer. at least, if some of the facta were et forth briefly. It Is not necessary to go beyond Dr t ook s own story for a proof that the story Is well, let us say queer, to say the least He repeatedly gives his lati tude In degrees, minute and "seconds.' But, as he had only a pocket eextant how was It possible for him to make his calculations In "seconds." Manifestly something Is wrong there. He says, that he was gone from his base of food supply some eighty-five days (exact number I do not remember), and took with him 1.08 pounds of food. Every one knows, who knuws anything of food values, that It takes sixteen ounces of dry food per day merely to sustain life, proWded no physical or mental work is undertaken. At that, his entire food supply was exhausted In forty-five days; what did he live on for the next forty odd days, after having been on starvation rations for the first period, and still continue to perform the most strenuous work that a man can do. Again there seems to be something wrong. 1 quote from tne members of the com Large mittee of the University of Copenhagen, before whom Da. Cook's alleged "proofs" of his alleged pole discovery were pre sented: Prof. fUromarren. nreslilent of the Invea. titrating committee: "Cook has taken dingrai'eful advantage of a small na tion's kindness, using a clever trick In securing the patronage of the American president. Minister Egan and the ex plorers. Our flndinas huve knocked Pnnk down." Commodore ftuatave Hnlm Danish plf'rer and member of the committee: ook s claim that he made the nbam,. tlon, degree. 6! minutes. 46 seconds. near the pole, proved Immediately that he was a bad onrerver. but nothlnr Indl. cated that he waa a swindler." I'rof. olufson. secretary of the Danish Geographical society: "it Is the saddest event of my life. As an explorer, there seems to be no doubt that Cook Is abso lutely unreliable. I admit that w riirl not ask for documents. We took Cook e word im a bmil." (This refers to the de gree conferred upon Cook Immediately v no n his return fmm th nnnh ri.- honors have since been cancelled.) noioinonsen, rector of the Uni versity of Copenhagen: "We have acted Inext iisnhlv In bpiinwlnr ih. kiu.. scientific distinction upon Dr. Cook Per sonally. I expected a poor show of ree ortle. but this exceeds mv exnectatlnn. As n. Kmall connotation 1 -m ,,i,.n.-.t ... "Vina- slopped the undergraduates' In tended torchlight parade In Cook's honor. Knurl rinsmuascn Tmnr- Cook's warmest supporter: "I was flnh- peraastea upon see In a- the rocru-Ha Tk. univer-tty would not call me first lie cause I was one of Dr. Cook's strongest supporters lter. however. I waa In vited to the invostiiTbtlon. and when I saw the observations I realised It was a scandal. The nanera -M..h ro, . to onenhagen university are most Im pudent No schoolboy could moke such calculations. It Is a most childish at tempt at cheating." i ommodore Hovgaard, Danish explorer: I can only regard Cook now im. poto" Captain Ronald Amundsen: "Thr was absolutely nothlnr in thn -ii,i observations of Dr. Cook. It u ail fake and could deceive nnhmiu Ti- Cook knew all the time that he was not leiunir tne irutn. There Is a vast amount of materia!. similar to the. above, bearing upon all I of Dr.. Cook's' work in the rinlnmin. field. THOMAS n tjtt . ftluipler tutu Nam her a Needed. OMAHA, Sept. 2.-To the Editor of Tha Bee: Since so many automobile acciHn happen In which the drivers of them get away before the license number of the auto can be ascertained, there should be some method of numbering them that could be read before they get beyond tne possibility of reading a number which contains rive figures. This suggestion Is offered: To start on Ika el.t ii i . . . - couia oe a-i ;me sec ond. A-2; the third. AS, and so con tinue until not more than two figures are used, then use the second letter of tne alphabet the same way, and so on. it this method does not furnish ennurh for the number of autos perhaps soma genius car. devise some svmhnia th.t can be used when the alphabet la ex hausted. C R Color Line In Bandar ampala. OMAHA, Sept. 3. To tha V.tn ti,. Bee: About a vear fl'tlon of bringing "Blllv" fi.m.. Omaha was discussed, a number of per- laymen and minister. Ineinria.t asked why he should be brought here; ) nui nave a number of ind preachers here?" and like questions. The reason at that time may not have been ery apparent to these persons, but. in tne light of recent events, they will see iu sunni mat Mr. Sunday's mmini i Omaha will have a very beneficial effect on some of the preachers, at least. "nen tne organization of the Sund.v campaign took on form some months ago. all the Protestant churches, or as many of them which desired, and. Included among these were the colored churches of the city, were asked to participate in the work. Affairs went along swim mlndy. in the organisation of prayer meeting committees, personal workers etc. Prof. J. E. Carnal of this city waa vwcea in charge of the organlxatlon of the choir. It was desired to procure a chorus of 1,600 voices, so singers of tho various church choirs of Omaha. South Omaha. Dundee. Benson and Council Bluffs, la., and others who were not memoers of choirs were invited to send In their applications for membership in the "Sunday choir. " The call was mado through the column of the dally press and no scificatlotis as to race, color or creed were made, the one qualification, presumably, waa ability to sing. As fast as the applications were received names were enrolled. The member of a choir of one of our colored churches sent In their names for enrollment according to request, and were notified that they would be enrolled as member of the "Sunday chorus." This was three weeks ago. Borne of the mem ber of the local executive committee of the Sunday campaign on Monday f this week. In closing up the final arrange menu of the work, discussed th matter of the choir and Its personnel It wa suddenly discovered, after a lapse of three weeks' time, that the presence of colored singer In the choir might be a aource of trouble-some of the white vo calist might object to th presence of the brothers and sister In black. Mind you, now, this chorus, organised presum ably for the work of assisting in the sal vation of souls of men and women drift ing to destruction, mlht be hampered in Its work by reason of th presence of possibly a store or more of persons of a different hue from 1.5O0 other persons. Now, sir. this cumr.Uttee notified the pastor of the colored church in question or Its fears and Its d. cislon In the matter and asked hlm to request his choii teoH l 3 i i i r I : , ii I I mi Sib IP not to appear at the rehearsal scheduled for Wednesday evening. September 1. This committee did not base its action upon any Informallon which It had re ceived concerning any objection by any of the members of that chotr. It based Us aetlon t.pon the spirit of csste which actuated the hearts and minds of some of themselves, who have not yet learned thst God Is no respecter of persons, that of "one blood made He all tho nation of the earth " Now. Mr. Editor. I heve followed the work of Mr. Sunday during the last fourteen yeais and In no slnngle Instance have I ever heard of his drawing- the color line. On the contrary I have been reliably Informed by eye witnesses that be has always recognised and encouraged the co-operation of the colored people In his campaign. This spirit of Intolerance and caste Is not eyedltable to Oiha and the great, broad-minded, progressive west. It discredits the religion of Jesus Christ, whom these ministers and members if that commutes profess to follow. Such action on their part make religion a humbug and a farce in the eyes of the world, whom they so loudly profess to be anxious to rave. This action of these committee members makes Protestantism In Omaha a his in if and a by-word tn the mouths of those ot opiwstte faith. And anyone who has a rlaht conception of God knows what He thinks of It. It la A notorious fsct In church circles that the many churches of Protestant faith In Omaha are lamenlaMy weak because of a lack of strong, virile, conscientious, courageous tr.lnlters. There are plenty of "time servers," plenty of men who ara but an aolgy for -.he high calling of ministers of the . gospel. Contrast tha action of this committee with that of tne Ssenaerfest society two months ago, when It held Its convention here. At two; matinee engegements 2,0U school children, among whom was quite a tiumber of colored cl'ilriren, sang and no one was hurt by reason of thel presence there. Thee men did not Pharisaically pro claim their exalted purpose of redeeming lost souls. I do not think that Mr. Sunday wilt endorse such action of the committee, because Ms Ideas of righteousness1 are contrary to any such narrow, hypocri tical Idea of expediency. The ministers of this city owe it to themselves and j to the Sundoy campaign to disavow the action of these few hyper-sensltive fools j who can see good only in a white akin. I I give you my name, but ask to sign only J "CHOIR M EM B Jilt" I CHEEKY CHAFF. The tall, fidgety man hurriedly entered the depot and, addressing a bystander, j asked: "Io you think I can catch the flyer for Chicago? i The man addressed essusllv surveyed I the other's long legs end. slowly remov-1 Ing the cigar from between his lips, re-.' plied: "Well. It looks like you Ought to, but you'd better hurry, for it's been) gone half an hour." Judge. 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Usual Sunday Night "Dinner De Luxe" from Six to Nine at One Klfty the person. Concert by ChrUtman'a Fontenelle Or chestra. t For reservations, phone Douglas 1511. BUILT FOU YOU TO ENJOY" HorapowErJinjjE j 1