TTIE HFE: OMAK , WEDNESDAY. SF.rTRMBEK 1. 11)15 The Bees Home Magazine Pae The Heavens in September By WILLIAM F. RIOGE, 8. J. On the 23d at :24 p. m. the aim crosses the equator at the autumnal equinox, and rnters Libra. Day and night are then e qual al over the earth, and sunrise and sunset occur everywhere at 6 o'clock ex actly, according to sundial time. The day's length on the let Is thirteen hours six minutes; on the 15th, twelve hours twenty-nine minutes; on the 23d. twelve hours eight minutes the addi tional eight minutes nre granted us on account of refraction and on the 30th eleven hours forty-nine minutes, a loss of one hour seventeen minutes during the month. The standard times of the rising, niert c'.!an passage or southing, and setting of the sun and mocn at Omaha for this month are given In the following table: 1 115. 'nif.lnoon.?"' I Rept. " .'.T S"5li?.24'. R7 C. W ed J.. I 6 5212 S4 rt.W..Thu. X. 5 Ml? 2V M'..Frl.. t.. S 64lli.nj.UI.. Bat. . I ! ' I ;. BSP'l2.!W,.51!..Siin. 6 56 12.2? 6.4i..Mon T.J 5:7 il2.22'6.47;Tue.. v.l R SS 12 22 6.4n..Wd. R 5l12.2r6.44;..Thu. . 6 W 11.21.6. 4J..Prl.. :i.. 6 01U2.2! C.40 ..Sat. I I I I '2. "I. i4. -.!. '5. 17. n. 1 20. it 61 12. JO'.!'.. Pun. M'12.;!i.s.S; ..Mnn I 0 tM-12.1'S.Sr'..Tiie. ' OH:12.10'.a4l..tVod ! 06'12.1!,6.32'..Thu. ' e''i7l12.18 .?ni.Fri .. l6flSil!.lS'6.2Sl..8at.. I I I I l6(!1!.lS27'..!5iin. I 610'12 17 i.2fi'..Mon .i filis. rr'4. tum. ' 0 12 12.17 22'. .Wed .! 6 ir"12.l 2ll..Thu. .' f14!l2.1': .2rt..Fri.. .' C 15:t2.It'6.1Ri..8at. ! i i I US. .! C 19 12a15.fi. 17 .1 iK 13.1.MK.15 fi P- 12.1V6.13 Sun. Mon Tup. n 1HJ 14 6.1 Wed :U 2C 12.14 S.0I..TIm The dot rcrk-d between the houTS anl minutes Indlcntes P. M times. The times not so marked are A. M. The sun is fast the whole month on sundial time, the exact amount In minutes being found by subtracting from twenty-four the minutes given after 12 ln the "noon" column. Jupiter Is in opposition o the sun on the 17th, and rises on that day when the un sets, so that It will soon be visible at convenient hours 3f the night. Mars rises in the 15th at 12:37 a. m. and Sat urn at 12.28 a. m. Venus la ln conjunc tion with the sun on the l2tb and will .soon be visible ngaln In the evening. Mercury Is farthest from tho sun on the iStli, ent. ought then be found readily ln tbe evening twilight. On trie 10th there is a conjunction be tween Mars and Snturn, Mars being one degree und eight minutes north of Saturn. 4 Tho moon I In last quarter on the 1st at 8:67 a. m., new on the 9th at 4:2 a. m., in first quarter on the 16th at 1:21 a. m., and full on the 23d at 3:33 a. m. It Is in conjunction with Mara on the 3d, Bat urn on the 4th and J'iplter on the 22d. CREIGHTON UNIVERSITY OBSERVA TORY, Omaha, Neb. In-Shoots Tho fr.nge of socitv is u tanu'ed ' i Bi h. The afflictions of our neighbor always eem trlvlul, Tho fussy man is not necessarily a busy Individual. Might ns well sleep on as rise early and sit around with folded hands. One idea In a brainy head is worth a thousand Idle dreams. Bad luck is sometimes a blessing ln c!isgule but not often. femo people are economical even In the matter of gratitude. MRS. WILLIAMS7 LONG SICKNESS Yields To Lydia E. Pirh. ham's Vegetable Compound. Elkhart, Ind." "I suffered for four teen yean from organic inflammation. I female weakness, pain and irregulari ties. The pains ia my Bides were in creased by walking' or standing on my feet and I had such awful bearing down feelings, was de pressed in spirits and became thin and pale with dull, heavy eyes. I had six doc tors from whom I received only tempo rary relief. I decided to give Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound a fair trial and also the Sanative Wash. I have now used the remedies for four months and cannot express my thanks for what they have done for me. "If these lines will be of any benefit you have my permission to publish them." Mrs. Sadie Williams, 455 James Street, Elkhart, Indiana. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Com pound, made from native roots and herbs, contains no narcotic or harmful drugs, and to-day holds the record of being the most successful remedy for female ills we know of, and thousands of voluntary testimonials on file in the Pinkham laboratory at Lynn, Mass., seem to prove this fact. If yon hare the slightest doubt that Lydia i:. Fink hum's Vegeta ble Compound will hHn you. write toLjdiai:.Pinkhain Medici neCo. (confidential) Lynn,Massforad vi -. Your letter will be opened, read ad answered by a woman, and hejj La strict contldeuoe. I MOON, i Rlie. IS'iothi PH. j I10.M I 6 "1 I 2.00 I 11.41 1 M I 2 R4 ..J ' I Mllln 7 4i I it. I. .3 1 II Hi I fiUI i'Ui 4 I ! i ; 1 40 I 24 ! 4.6 3 ..5 2 45110 13' 8.2. I 3 M I 11 W I CM 1.7 Ci.ll II i.! I .! 1Q 1 if I 6 11 I 12.:!2 I 641 Ci 7 22 1.1S 7.03 ..10 S 31 2.07 7.29 ..! I i I 4 I 2.53" I T.ivS ..12 11 W I 3 M ! 8.W ..U ' 12.10 4 W i H.19 I. .14 I K M I 10 15 ..IB 2.31 I I 11.20 1..16 .1.27 , 7 57 IMidn ..17 4.08 S.54 ! 12 27 ..18 M .A I A .A t JO . n 6.08 11.3ft SOI I. .20 R.S2 I 11.20 I 4 12 R.fil IMIdnl 6 19 ..32 fi n I 12 OS I 6 26 ..2:1 6.M 12 48 I 7 32 I..24 7.03 1 32 8 36 1..25 I 7.30 1 2 17 1 9 41 i..2rt I 8.06 I 3 041 10 46 I. .27 j 8.45 8 63 I 11 47 ..28 ; 9.32 I 4 43 I 12 44 I. .29 ! 10.26 6 34 I 1.3..I...W EXERCISE THE BEST GUIDE IN WOMAN'S QUEST FOR BEAUTY-Siegfeld girls tell how to gain physical charm. Two pose s of Sybil Carman illustrating exercises for the feet, which she prescribes as conducive to correct carriage. I I . r , ' I I t II 1 I J f 1 J jlllllll ! UMIIMIIIII IIIISIIIMII II TT1 II B Lml& J. t iai.w.,iti .til,.- ti, J ' 1 K Clever women long brains, not their make-up box, were tho secret of lasting youthful charm. CJood looks nowadays arc based fundamentally on good health, not cosmetics. Tho color of the eyes, the shape ot tho 1 nose and skin, are Individual problems for every women, but the big outstanding, universal need women today face in their qust for beauty is bodily grace. And exercise la the volution. It may require a little exercise to find ' time to exercise, but could a few minutes night and morning be better spent? . The Be will print a series of articles suggesting simple, but effective s exer cises, written by members of the re markable cast of the'Ziegfeld "Follies." These young women have achieved their unusual grace and charm by practicing the exercises they whi here describe. In the first article, printed today. Miss Sybil Carman tells how to care for and exerc se. the feet, whose condit.on Is the fundamental factor ln correct carriage. C SYBIL. CARMAN. No woman is pretty if her feet hur Tired, aching feet may be a minor phy sical ill. but they surely aro a . major beauty detractor. Personally 1 have found that exercise In my own room did more to keep, my feet strong and supple than any other one thing. Tbe exercises I have shown today aro self-explanatory. Their object is to de velop the muscles of the legs. This la bound to be beneficial to tho feet. As a rule, your feet get too little attention, outside of the ordinary "walks of life." "Watch your step," for the modern woman,, might well be translated . Into "Watch your feeV . ; . .. Be good to your feet. It pays In the j end. Bathe them at night when they are tired, 'n a l'tt'e tpld water with a pinch of borax in It. Massage them frequently. Copyright, 1915, by Star Company. By ELLA WHEELER WILCOX. The young Women who get their names unpleasantly associated with married ad mirers can be divided into three classes the spoiled girl, who Is overac'itlmental. I conceited and arrowing; the ut terly selfish and vain girl, and the girl of deep emo tions who has never known love. 1 I met once of the first typu recently Jn the heart of the great meliopolis. 'fclie was a beauty, an only child and motherless, and possessed of wealth iand position. She : had filled n luvtu rally romantic mind on French novels, and she was utterly spoiled by adulat'on. Khe loved to talk of herself, and she confessed that she had at the age of 30 crown nuif blase with the monoton- i ous attentions of adoring swains, and that she found nothing so Interesting I now as the admiration of married men. I ' I suppose I like them because they are unattainable," she said nonchalantly, "and T confess the nearest sentiment I ever felt to love was inspired by a mar. rled man. His unhappy domestic life first drew me to him; he said he felt I had such a rympnthtlc nature from the very ' first. Poor fellow! he Is nearly craxy about mo now; he fairly adores the ground 1 waik on." "My dear girl, nothing is so uncertain as the Impression a conquettlMi young woman makes on a married man," I re plied. "Quite likely he Is telling his wife that he pities the fool who marries you He may flatter you and pay o-t com pliments galore, and sigh over you Just to seo how much you know of human nature, but ho Is not respecting you, that i Is certtln. "He may feel the charm of your beauty, but he would not defend your good name If hs heard lt assailed; if he is suffi ciently lacking in principle to lead you to receive his compromising attentions, he Is lacking the honor to defend you from the tongue of gcsslp." "He would defend me because he is In love with me," she urged. "Did you never hear of an unhappily rnarrteji man really feeling the love of a lifetime for .some one he met afterward?" "Once in a while that occurs," I re plied. "But you are scarcely the typw of girl to inspire such a pssslon. A man would amuse himself with you, and try to lead you oa, but he would not loss his head over you. Tour position and ' wealth snd beauty would flatter his mas culine pride, and ha would enjoy think ing hs had power to lure you over con vention's barriers; but hs would feel a secret contempt for you, all the same. "You are a spoiled, sentimental girl, whose Imagination has got the better ot her Judgment. You are wasting sy in- r , Girls and Married Admirers 1w. w-f e- f 4 'if K , a . y- .i nil MMjT'il 7 ; fiW" 3 ftlM WWi III ; Jsii1 WW m 1 f lil. aJLr.V. i I Then svrub ago discovered that I . f 1 It 1 I i - j J S the clrculat E' 1 - v -s 9 t . w- rT-; J ' i It-" VW - I I -'. l J wtmrfKM ... i t u I - it" 4 Have as many pair of shoes as you ca ufford and change your shoes every da rest your feet and do much towards pr venting corns. One exercise that will strengthen you feet Is very simple and yet does much make the foot muscles supple. Curl yo.. toes over the edge of the bath tub an Alternate low heels with high. This will pathy and jeopardising happiness. Kotn- log will so effectually drive away deslr- able suitors from a young girl as the accepted attentions of a msrried man." The most hopeless coquette Is the heart, 'ess girl with an abnormal love of con- quest and excitement, who finds with married men the adventure and reckless element necessary to her happiness. Such a girl Is seldom morally vicious In the generally accepted use of that term; she Is superficial In her emotions, cold, vain and selfish. She likes her freedom and trut ontmrtunltv nt mmntinst unit ,itvn. ture it affords her. : She has no Idea of go'ng wrong, but loves to play about the risk of danger, it.vW n H.r mi- nt h. control, she tempts and arouse, those of men. scarcely conscious of her evil In-i fluence; she flics, laughing, mocking, and more amused than terrified, out of dan- i g attracted y men strong In tnelr emo . ger"! reach as soon as It menaces her. j tlons and of no mean mental endow J Bhe enjoys the tragedy of the sltua-1 ments; men who have grown beyond tion and has completo control of her- J their wives and who have perhaps lived self. Bhe has a cruel element In her na- . through years of brain solitude and heart ituro and enjoys the power to cause pain. I hunger before they met this girl. bho prides herseir on being able to make wives Jealous. I I'cople ti'ally accuse the girl flirt of 1 n 1 . . . . . . . ;"' mure uepravea inai sne is. tiers i " the depravity of mind without the I c-"PMdlnff depravity of body. But the public Is slow to believe this. Bhe loses her good name without having committed sin and without having In spired a great lovs. Her most pers's tent pursuers forget her quickly, or think of her without regret. The third and most to be pitied type r girl whose name Is marred by asso-. of cUlUon w1tn a married man Is the girl of deep emotions who has passed her i twenty-fifth birthday without having ! life who has wrecked her future and loved or married. With more than ordl- i lost her food name through some great nary mind, with a high Ideal of manhood, act of folly, I am moved with the deep wlth strong emotions and Intense long- est pity rnd sorrow. She la like the un Ing for love, she seea her girlhood's com- gathered d ad-ripe fruit that bursts In panlona mated one by one while her the sun and falls Into the dust below. Illusions By JANE M LKAN. They will not go tbe while you, clinging to them. Hold them against your breast;. Out of a world of gray and sodden sorrows, Tear wet, they bring you rest. They will not go, they linger in the byways, Touching your world with song. Strewing your path ahead with glowing roses Lest It seem long. They will not go, for often in the twilight They will surprise you there. Soothing your fevered brow with small, cool fingers. Calming your deep despair. They will not go till you shall posh them from you Seeking a meaning plain; Then banished they will slip away forever, leaving you pain. place as tightly as you can. with a stiff brush to start on. Work your toes a little as you do this and you will feel the muscles up the hack of your leg getting the exercise they need. After all, this problem of making your feet stronger really works out In two icflnlte way. It enables you to wnlk and to stand better. Hvery woman needs to walk more and faster. And by that I do not mean walking for hours between bargain counters! Even house work, strenuous as it is. Is not the kind of walk.ng a woman needs. Every woman should get out of doors, throw back their shoulders, swing her arms and take a real walk Just as briskly as she ian every day. If possible. Sauntering Is hard on a person, but brisk walking Is one 'f the best exercises in the world. . r"T"s 4i own dreams and hopes slip farther and farther back Into the past with her first youth. . Such a girl Is liable to be superior to her early admirers, and as she reaches ripe womanhood she finds mental com- radeshlp In married men only. Then comes .' the dangerous association with Some man j whose domestic llf') Is a disappointment, ; and who discovers ln her what he misses at home. I It may be her pastor. It may be her j family pnyslctan. It may be the husband of anm old schoolmate whom she visits: I but as a streak of lightning sou fire to dry buildings, his glance snd touch in- fluence her ripened and craving emo- iln, Bhe Is capable of feeling and Inspiring great Ps'on; and. unl'ke either of tho types already descr bed. she attract, and We speak of a young woman of 25 or SO as old enough to be sensible and well behaved, but, In fact, that Is the very - . ... . . . . . . time or i:ie wncn it is mosi auricun tor an unanchcted girl to be prudent and reasonable. From 14 to 17 a healthy vlg- orous girl Is ln danger of Imprudence .r de nl ,,len at "is words imo.y. folly firm Ignorance of her emotions; " oi.l tell you In the next breath thai from 25 to 8-' she Is In danger from the he loves his alls, that she is the finest knowledge of them. I l,tle Klrl " all the world, that he ooulu The blind and cruel Judgment of 1 not live without her. Then why-oh, why Chrlbtlan communities on this subject Is perpetrate the unseemly and banu! Jokek .'nconslstent with the spirit of Christ, or with scientific enlightenment of the pres- ent day In other matters. When I heard a girl In that period of Epicurean Episodes llr mmUTIIY 1)1. X. Among the most popular hors tl'oeuvres is dviled niother-tn-liw. IihIihmi, al though this dish 1.4 highly Indigestible and certain to illsngn-e with ecry one who partakes of it, It pactrtcally forms the stnplr diet of most families, whre It Is not only served at the beginning of a meal, hut also at the end and frequently through tho mid dle. There are flfty svrn different va rlr4los of deviled mother - In - law, each household hnvlng Its own cl bed rec'pe. snd each a III tic mom acid and vin egary and full of pep than the other. Not only Is this the ease, hut men and women vie with each other In concocting the savory rellxh vntll It Is hard to say whethet the husliand or the wife Is the greatest artist In Its manufacture. Hence It Is not at all un common to sea two deviled mot hers-In-law served up at the samo tablo at the same time. Strf-tly speaking, deviled mother-in-law Is a family dish, especially when It Is particularly high seasoned. but oc casionally It Is raased around to guests and acquaintance. This, however, la not , - . ;- ewsn ? $v A - , - ' " v ' 'A''' , , . . - t w V '5. ' " '.' k t ' ' , 4 , 5 I ' ..' r Jests of the Married Hi Virginia Terhune Van De Water. (Copyright, 1!15, Star Company.) A book entitled "How to lie llap.iy Though Married," was written over a quurier-centiiry sgo. Either it did not contain Infallible rules for marital felicity, or it was not universally read by hill bands or wives. For such are St. 11 of. in discontented with their lot. May it not be time for somebody to wr.te a volume on "How to Boem Happy Though Married?" For ws do get very 1 blunder they have made. In this an tired of bear.ng people air their conjugal ; lightened day people are not pushed tin- ! m.sery. I'erliaps women are more prone to con - iiae serious marriage iroumoa 10 meir I bukom friends than are men. When a 1 man really compia.n. In sad and bitter earnest of the wife be has chosen, he Is about ready to leave her. For where actual unliapplnesa exists, a man tells Uttie until he Is ready to act. 1 wisn 1 could say as much for his wife. Uut there Is sonielh ng to which men and good men, too must plead guilty. That Is the stup.d habit of speaking in fun as If matr.mony were' slavery and bondage. Thev find an unhoiy Joy In this kind of Jest. How often one hears a til..l.niH .1... w . s 1. Ilirh HlUh.n I .UUM i - - a i.py usdieior," or " When a aian niarries Ills trouble begins! about being bullied and bossed by tills same "l.tle girl?" These Jukes are, to j say the least. In wretched tasta. W hy should matrimony entitle one to Jests that are actually offensive? Imag ine anyone's sm.ling at the son who Jokea about hU bondage to his mother; fancy sm.ling at the daughter who sa.d she was a s.ave to her father's whims! Yet we grin or try to whon we hear a hus band remark: "Yes, Hi accept your Invitation If my wife will let me. But, you know, a mar ried man Is as one under authority. I hardly dare call my soul my own!" And these speeches are made In the presence of the wife, who tries poor soul! to laugh with the rest of the listeners and to look as If she were amused. If the man were speaking the truth, he ought to be ashamed of himself. If, as he will declare in self-JuauflcaUon. he Is "only In fun," he would do well to culti vate a more Just sense of humor. Is there any cti.er partnership whose members speak as slighting. y of it as do those who are partners In matrimony? Two men in business together do not air In pub.lc their grievance ...Inst each other and the r disgust with the com - blnatlon. If they did. their busniess , ' . , . i"i-i wuuiu The thought occurs to one If married' people wete as careful to conceal their' t, tut iron w..kh is so obv.ously ar mutual differences and were as eager to tlflrlal. make the world believe In the success of i ,h'i",'' trJ.1 7" 1 fT'H'Y. b?n,1f,c'al to ' (he hair and gives it that lively lustre so ineir enterprise as are tne members or a business concern, might not marriage be less of a failure than It Is at present? To what do you attribute the prosperity of a certain ethical cult? ' a clergymae was asked. good form. Pevlled mother-in-law, like rlM watermelon, should only bo par taken of In I lie privacy of the borne cir cle. Oood taste demands this. Also, It Is to he observed that one of the pecul'arltles of thl plate Is that while we all have an Insatiable appetite for deviled nuther-ln- law of our own make, we do not In the- least cure for that pre pared by our friends, and very little of It satlatos us and palls upon our nlste. To obtain a mother-in-law for deviling It Is never ne.Tssnry to either buy It or to go out and hunt for one yourself. It Is always wished upon you, and what ever kind you get you are sure to think that It Is the very worst that ever hap pened, and you world have preferred nny other known variety Ooeshlonally a man undertakes to make a cenfectlm of his mother-in-law by stewing It down In a avrup of sweet words and lov"ng attentions and sugary compliments. This Is never done unless the mother-in-law belongs to the species known as tho rich widow, which Is simply bolrlng with money. The results In such cases are sold te be so highly sntisfsetory that the men who cook up mother-in-law In this way are enabled to knock off all other work, and to ride In automobiles, and drink i. ..in. n Ww. mirg and planked steaks, and only use mother-in-law as a sweetener, So far as la known, women have no knack at preparing any variety of sweet ened mother-in-law. and never try their hands at anything but deviling It. As a matter of fac t, men seldom attempt It either, for It seems to be the eon' sensus of opinion thst to do anything but pickle, a mother-in-law Is as un nstursl as It Is to make soup out of bi'ttertnllk, or to put sugar on fish, or pepper on etrawherrie. Some people c-mmlt these gastronomic crimes, hut they show a queer and exotic taste. To devil a mother-in-law man style, take a mother-in-law that you have un consciously acquired by marrtag, and give It the once over to see where the lender snots are. It Is sure to have a few sensitive places that you can dis- "To the fact," was his honest reply, "that members of that cult speak nothing but good of It. They do not call attention to Its faults. If you mention only the virtues of any Institution to which you belong you go a great way towards mak. Ing It a success." One reason that unhappy wedded couples are so b'tter is because there is mingled with the disappointment the painful recollection and realisation that ! thpy hvo themselves to blame for the willingly Into matrimony by cruel 1 parents. The woman chosen does not i " - -- . Bo each snows that mutual unhapptneas j " ndJ"l',""lo"m,n! n' upo" h . or J.er pens of discernment and J"dment; , TSthL- more than it would otherwise, Htlll the very consciousness that one has made his own lot ought to make him too proud to call attention to It. even In seeming Jest. I heard a slangy young man voice his sentiment crudely: "If,'' he sa'd, "a chap has drawn a lemon when he tried for an orange, he should hav the nerve to smile and pretend that he likes lemons, and that acid fruit agrees with his system." Advice to Lovelorn :m aaaTBioa taxsvtax Uu Inn Love lilrnf Dear Miss Fulrfsx: I am 19 snd am quite fond of a young man of 23. W have been keeping company for aboU' six months and he tells tm- lie la not I a piiililon to marry for at least one an. one-hull or two year. He In.enils t go away for awhile and try his luck, a' the end of which time, if tie makes good, we are to be married. My parents ob Jrct to my writing, saying that If he dors not make good, I will be losing oti.er chances ln the moamlme, althou,. I don't see how I can, if I do not heroiiK engaged to him. TKOUIJL. frill. If you love him, agree to wait. If yon don't love him, don't This will settle the whole tU g. As for your lost cliance.. my dear, a girl In love with a man never thinks of what that love may be costlnk her In the toss of another man's atten Hons. To Have Wavy Lair Like Nature Own Here's a brand new recipe, of unques tloiivu merit, that 1 sdv o yoj to make Y Tof netl.aTvVa. "v haiV . l.S 1 vni simple, for all oa need to no Is to ;!'' 'V1 ,'.,u'd. "'l-ner.ne at nlghl- wiln a clean tuodi brush and la tne rooming you will rind ilils has dr.ed in T1,ey wl ' L J""1 llk Natures own. hav- ; niu-4i Oesind. As lt Is so easy to o tain 1 a few ounces of the liquid sllmenne from "wiLtthr nin" no- for putting up with cither that i straigni. contrary tialr or with Hie curl lug .ion iiuiSHiii e. ilar e I), maroet ln i iigrtiu Ma-toyisle. Advertisement. at IWHetl Motlior-ln-Iw, An Intimate eaew ' Itecipr for t'oiisuititltn In the Home cover by a little careful study, Then get out your hammer and knock these until they are beaten Into a Jelly. Of course you can do this much mora thor oughly If your mnther-ln-lnw Is always handy shout the house, but with per slxtenco you can turn a neat Job even a hen you ran give It absrnt treatment, whloh serves every purpoxp. Having carefully prepared mother-in-law, make a same as follows: Tako a ton of criticism, the more acid the better:, a barrel of rklicule, a bushel of assorted ! prejudices, and an unlimited amount of determination not to be bossed by the wife's mother. Dissolve all of these In plenty of temper, and steep the mother-in-law In It until It becomes sour enough to set your teeth on edge. Serve this " garnish of sneers and Jeers and cold looks and frosen faeea levlled mother-in-law a la bonne femme Is prepared much In the same way. Women, however, always begin making this d ah by separating the mother-in-law from the son It adores. This breaks Its heart and makes It easy to pickle. Having thus prepared the mother-in-law for the pickling process. ma nousewire suomerges It In a sauce the basis of which Is Jealousy, but to whlch have been added equal parts ot 'temper, nerves, stinginess and malloe. j MA no to thlB mixture, as the tears of the mother-in-law make It sufficiently briny. Let the mother-in-law soak In this mixture until It acquires the desired peppery flavor. Hevl'ed mother-in-law Is highly recom mended as a hot weather dish, as It Is guaranteed to send the temperature of ,'ny tabl" bout wh,cn lt ' Passed down to sera Do You Know That The whale yields on an average 1,000 gallons of oil. - - I.ulllngton church, Sussex, Is the small est In England. It Is Just sixteen feet square. After tho revolution, the French started a new calendar, beginning with the year 1. The thirteenth century version of the proverb. "Out of sight, eut of mind." was "Fer from eye, fer from ncarte." awning Is dus to a deficiency ln th air supply to the lungs, and Is nature's method of rectifying the deficiency. Coffee contains water, sugar, fat. rasehln. gum. woody matter, ell, mineral matter and caffeine a drug composed of hydrogen, carbon, nitrogen and water. Do Yon Know The HojI Food Value of Spaghetti? When you talk of buying ten cents ar one dollar's worth of any foodstuff, whst do you mean by "worth "f The omy 'meas on iy meas--urchase ot ure or genuine wortn in the pure eatable must be nutrition. But do you keep nutrition in mind when you buy the famhy provisions? bet us see. Meat is probably your biggest Item. Yet no less an authority than Dr. Hutchison, the dietitian, says that meat la a dear food. Why? Because we pay far too much for the amount of nutrition that -.o secure. Mr at contains 78 per cent water think of that when sirloin Is chalked up at Xo a lb. three-quarters water! Now. take Faust Spaghetti, made from riorum wheat, a rich, glutinous cereal. Of spaghetti and Us allied products, the Kama authority says that they contain i.nly 10 yvr cent water, and these foods ate absorbed almost In their ent. ret v no to make blood, musole and tissue. Faust Spaghetti costs 10c it large package- nearly all worth. MA I'LL nitOS. Kt. Louis, U. S. A. Kwrry nn whs t to ' opportunity will Innat his muiMjr la s tmyln immnnil NOW whli prlci r B all robsbll ty, lower than they r will hs xals. it juii wlih to Invm lis In a PlimBil, you can it o ana par only li.M a month, if 'you wla lo lnyt ir.0 ih nianlbly piynrat la only IK. A t7n HHmond coata but 17.60 a month, or s I '00 twauty la aaay at Ho a month. Uy thia hit plan of paymant ran oan any NOW. hils rrtiaa ara down, an4 st tlx uanaflt of all fittura adranoas. Do not hal tate lo open an account. 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