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TIIK HKK: OMAHA, TfKSDAY. AUdUST :Jl, 1916.
THE OMAHA DAILY DEE
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JIXV CIRCULATION.
53,977
Ftst of Nehraka. Co'inty of Dcuslss, aa. :
Lw eht Williams, circulation mnner of The Bee
ruMlahlna company. heln duly iorn, says that the
aeerac cl.eu.alion for the moiith of July, lU. was
U.IH.
DWIOHT WILLIAM",, Ore latlon Manager.
Bubacrined In my pteevnre and sworn to before
me, tbia M dav of Au;ml. Sli
ftODICHT HUNTHlR, NoUry Pi'bllo.
BuWfitxm leaving the city lemporarilj
abonld harr The Bee mailed to them. Ad
ores wtll b rlianged aa often aa request L
Arurt ti
Thought for the Day
ritat Jimmy lor beintf ab$nt and
don t trktp Kim wken he ain't Uur.
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V, j la another week all the days of the week
wilt be 8unday'a.
Oar Ak-Sar-Ben annual festival la Juit a
month off. Invite your frtenda now.
If Mr. Rockefeller can see in , himself . the
prodigal eon, he muat atill have. good eyesight
in hla advanced age.
In inaugurating our municipal bathing pools
thla season the co-operat.on of the weather man
u evidently overlooked.
Like the prophets of old, Omaha-made school
teachers may not be fully appreciated at home,
but they seem to be In brisk demand In other
cities.
Perhaps If these powder factories were op
erated on a profit-sharing sjstem there might
not be so many ei plosions, especially if due to
inside carelessness.
Owing to the press of International events
matters of national concern are lost In the shuf
fle. Grape Juice as a diplomatic stimulant has
retired from the 8tate department.
Secretary of State Pool expects to aave the
taxpayers f 200 next year by buying auto number
plates cheaper and selling them at the same old
price. Now there's a state official who is living
up1 to his economy promises.
Germany'a newest Zeppelins are of a dull
tray color, and in the shape of a fish. Then,
the man who aees one for the first time on his
( way home from a convivial session should be a
quick candidate for either the sawdust trail or
a Keeley cure.
The passing almost simultaneously of Gen
eral John C Black and General Benjamin F.
Tracy Is another reminder of how few distin
guished leaders, of our civil war remain. Both
cf these men were tried In the fiery ordeal, and
both rendered conspicuous public service later
In peace.
When political crooks fall out honest citizens
get Inside Information. The plea of guilty en
tered by Tom Taggart'a right-hand In the Mar
lon county election case, at the threshold of
trial, carries promise of ground-floor revelations
aa to how Hooeterdom casts the topnotch per
centage of votes to population.
As a means of Insuring respect for the con
querors all the officials of Warsaw, from the
r-'syor down, are held as hostages by the Ger
mans. 8honld any of the populace cut loose,
tff goes an administration head. The tempta
tion thus put up to the opponents of the city
government must strain self-control to the limit.
A newspaper letter writer says that one of
the Omaha dallies was to be expected to de
nounce the Leo Frank lynching, but that he
cannot understand bow the others should sym
pathize with that attitude. Thanks for the com
pliment, which means that The Bee is one
Omaha newspaper that, may be depended ou to
denounce such a revolting outrage.
Foolinj with Fire.
Romethlnn of a crisis has arisen in connec
tion with the admlnlittratlon of the Hate affairs
of Nebraska, and the democrats at Llnco'.n are
meeting it with their usual blundering faehlon.
They are getting on dangerous ground when
they undertake to atone for legislative failure
to ninke appropriations by spending fees to sup
port the department that collects them. These
fees belong in the general fund of the state and
ran only he appropriated by the legislature.
I'nless specifically set apart by law for a definite
purpoHe, fees cannot legally be d. verted to any
use of any department. If the legislature neg
lects to make provision for the support of any
branch of the. state government It may be dis
continued, or its activities may be carried on In
the bopn that some future legislature will meet
the expense by a deflc enry appropriation, but it
cannot be supported by the Income of fees col
lected. The decision in the case of former
Auditor Eugene Moore does not apply In the
present emergency, and any official who relies
on that to protect blm in misusing state funds
will find he has made a sad mistake. Officials
of the state are responsible for all collections
made by them under the law, -nd have no au
thority to appropriate them for any use of the
state or otherwise. State Treasurer Hall soems
to be about the only democrat at the state house
who Is keeping his level these days.
Proof in the. Precedent.
Tha Omaha Be suKg-rsts the advisability of ap
pointing a republican to '.lie position of Unllel
HtatMi district JudB, made vacant by the death of
Judge Munger. Can The Bee point to the appoint
ment of a diwnoi-rat to aurh a position un.ler a ra
publlcan administration? Not on your Ufa, when
a republican was In algtit. Plaitsmniiih Journal.
It the Journal Insists upon tak.ng a Joke
seriously, It must be up to The Bee to meet the
Issue. We have never known a time when there
were not plenty of good republicans in sight for
every appointive office to be g.ven out by a re
publican administration. Just as there are always
dozens of deserving democrats waiting for every
piece of pie. Can The Bee point to an appoint
ment of a democrat to a Judical position under
a republican administration? The Bee cer
tainly can without even going back further than
the last preceding republican president, as wit
ness this partial list:
Piiprems Court Kdwand D. White of Louisiana,
democrat, promoted to be chlnf Justice; II'. It. Lur
ton of Tenncsses, democrat; Joseph K. Lamar of
Oeorgla, democrat.
Circuit Court Julian W. Mack of Illinois, dem
ocrat; John K. Carland of Bouth Dakota, democrat
Platrlct Courts 11. O. Connor of North Ca olna,
democrat; It. A. M. Smith of Bouth Carolina, dem
ocrat; Gordon Hussell of Ten as, democrat.
Despite this tne array of precedent, how
ever, no one expects President Wilson to name
a republican for the vacant Judgeship In Ne
braska, and so far aa we know, no republicans
are applying. Though they prate loudly about
their devotion to the principle of a nonpartisan
Judiciary, democrats cannot be held to the prac
tice of their preaching when life Jobs are within
their reach.
What About Mexico?
In Its Jubilation over the prospective adjust
ment of the difficulty between the Un.ted States
and Germany the administration seems to have
lost sight again of a serious situation much
nearer home. General Carranza has paid not
the slightest attention to the AU-Amerlcan note,
other than to Inquire In an unofficial way of the
South American diplomats If they really rep
resent their governments In joining in the move
to pacify Mexico. He has no word for the United
States, and has made no apparent effort to com
ply with the suggestion that he unite w th other
loaders In a conference to establish peace. The
Red Cross reports that many Mexicans are starv
ing to death in the capital city of that country,
now otcup.ed by Carransa's forces. This the
"first chief" denies, but the Red Cross people
are not g.ven to exaggeration, and will doubtless
be belloved by Americans, If peace were re
stored at once, most of Mexico's population
would have to be supported by charity until farm
operations could be resumed throughout the de
vastated regions. At present the unfortunate
people there face a winter of starvation, because
of Carransa's obstinacy.
What is to be done about Mexico?
rmivm 4MC4 J'ii.U
According to Chief Obse-ver Iol ock. the Omaha
signal statl m la now eq ilpped f r fuitil i li g full now
about fold waes, having accured a Hack ilag from
Washington hlca a to I a ho a ed whemvar the tem
perature I a tag to t U to 46 de ;reea or less.
H. a Wills, nun or of El 1 x. IU.. Is tha guest cf
P. Mvrphy, te U no-n cntra tor.
Mlas Ida K. O nlee. a aher In lh Ind'amtpn li
schools la visiting rlna In Omaha.
The f h dor of ila'n fo'd ring masked "A. K."
will re e've t: fir rtirnl g :t to A. Koch, cars Too le.
Maul Co.
Tha On-aha C'm-nerlu! club will open a night
school for tlKis niibU to ot tain Instruction duiluj
tha day, and a a cal course la Qermaa will be given
by Mrs. Ca a O oasman.
Tha Ch r h ll-llunt Manu'acturtng company of
Council lit f's ill s'ortl nvve to Oim ha, and h-vs
engaged a lcat!n on Harrey alrtt-t. li V. Lewis,
tha thief sto-kr olr'er and manager, Intenda to remove
tiers mith bis fumlly.
U P. Itlpley, geurtal freight agent of the Burling
ton, is In tha c'ty.
Mlas it. M. WMlTort l u d a two hnairr resi
dences on Nliietie i.h tear Webater, to coat I0.&U).
A Concession to Commerce.
The British government has in effect given
its consent to the tree passage of long delayed
sh pments of goods from Germany and Austria
to the United States. This modification of the
order In council, that laid this com men e under
a ban amounting almost to interdiction, may
not be ind estiva of Intent on part of Great
Britain to relax the severity of its sea vigil, but
It does show that the in; ust.ee of the operation
of the general embargo thus Imposed is becom
ing apparent in high quarters. Mill ons of dol
lars worth of goods, now held on the docks at
European ports, which really are owned In the
United States, will be released, and something
of rel.ef will be provided tor the stringency felt
by manufacturers in this country. The con
cession to American commerce lacks someth ng
of heartiness that might be expeoted from a
friendly nation, seeking to further advance Its
own Interests but It has been granted, and that
Is the main point. Considered with the lntimat on
that the German suhaea campaign is to be more
strictly confined to belligerents, and that even
greater significance attaches to recent negotia
tions, the present turn will be accepted as one
more straw showing the set of the wind towards
peace for the world.
John Bull Getting" a Lesion.
John Bull la coming to know something of
how Uncle Sam felt fifty years ago, when his
dollar was so sadly depreciated In the markets
of the world. For a century or longer, the
pound sterling has stood as the monetary unit
or the world, and on it was based He value of
all other moneys. Whatever the medium of ex
change of a nation, when it came to pur chase or
borrow, It found Us coinage balanced against
the paund sterling, and made to come up to the
mark. Now it is different, and the dollar that
was deeply discounted bait a century ago la the
standard, and the pound sterling Is found "to be
short of the mark. War still baa Its effect oa
money, and gold knows no country, has no
patriotism, and takes advantage of every op
portunity to advantage itself. Discount of its
money and shrinkage of its credit Is part of the
price every nation pays for engaging In war, no
matter how holy the cause.
Aimed at Omaha
Hast.na Xrl. uno: Omaha has captured the na
tional butchers" ccnvf-ntlon. That ought to make
Kansas City beef some.
Fremont Trlhiinr: If th- Omaha Commeivlal club
really wants to do somrtMng wo.th while In th
way of eptahll hlng water mutes out of that city
let It busy Itself on one to Fiemont. A line of
parkets I arifa and mud scows by way of Platta
mouth would havo to traverse a com,wratlvely long
routo, to be fure. but there woi.ld be scores of tlmee
more money In It than In the one to Decatur. The
vessels, be It remembered, could return loaded.
Wood Ittver Interests: A flock of Omaha mln
istera In tho (rulse of a bunch of sports out for a
good time vIMted the Rone hotel of that city on
nfter closing hours for the sale of matt, spirituous
and vinous liquors, and without trouble bought all
kinds of Intoxicants. After lot king at It. smelling It
and even tatlnic It to mske sure It was tha "real
thing" th-y parted with the "goods" and have
now filed charges with the city council and demand
the Rome hotel license be revoked. Now It so nan-
pens that the Rnmn hotel Is In high favor with the
council and that body Is between the devil and the
l deep se.
Nellgh Leader: Th'a early In the gmme It might
not be amiss to remind prospective rsndldates of all
imrtlcs who are atertlng out to make a campaign
by telling hew wicked Omaha Is, that no campaign
has been won In ih's state on that Issue. If you
think It ran. ask the late republican candidate for
governor. The farts are that Omaha, I'ke every
other city, contains manv vicious people, but U
will site up wtll with other cltl s and towns . With
sixteen years experlcn'O as a resident of Omah.i and
In a position which affords a better opror un'ty to
know what was going on than most men had, the
writer la willing to stand up for Omaha.
Hastings T theme: Al-earfy Omahana are retting
craiy about Pllly Sunday. They are writing all kinds
of dope for and against him. Pome of them sign
their own names to the communications, while others
write under the nom de guerre of "Sunday Nutty,"
'Nutty Sunday," etc. Evidently thoso Omahana are
trying to out-ftunday Aunday In the slang game,
Plattamouth Journal: Tommy A Ten, L'nlted State
district attorney. Is going to be permitted to live In
Lincoln, nctwltha'sndlng the rovenment dealgnatea
Omaha as Ma place of residence. Perhaps his close
friends fear that the surroundings of the metropolis
might contaminate him.
Wayne Herald.: Preparation for the PPly Puntey
performance In Omaha next month la colng fo-ward
with the u'nvet cere end elaboratlm E-eryh'ng t
being put In readiness to eec-ire perfect stiMng and
the rlrht send-off. The evargel'st's wonderful or
ganlrat'on no doubt accounts 'n considerable meas
ure for hla phenomenal results.
Twice Told Tales
An Edlanw Story.
According- to a f lend. Thomas A. Kdl-on Is of th.
opinion thnt It was anger that flr't turned him
toward Inventing the Incandescent light. How it hap
pened la related by the friend, who says:
"That was of course In the early days and Mr.
Edison waa then quite the Inventor that one reads of
poor, enthuslest c, never sleeping. He lived In a
email house Innocent of anything approaching a
laboratory: scientific devices were In every room,
and all the money went for experiments. Then ono
day came the crisis In the guise of the collector for
the gas eompany. He had been to tha bouse often,
but Bdlson. hardly heeding his calls, had waved him
away, saying, 'Don't bother me.'
"On th e last call the collector's Instructions were
peremptory. Ho must turn off the gas.
" 'But. man.' protested Edison, '1 can't stop this
experiment tonight. I ll pay tha bill, of course I didn't
know about It I must finish this work without Inter
rupticn. ,
. JTa- ,t.h,K.PP", hm6 no effect upon the collector,
and the lights went out k
"That nlrht. as I sat helpless In tha darkness.'
aaya the Inventor. 1 swore that I would put the gaa
S'.TSm'.k k b"."neM 1 haVn,t qulte ,one th
but I did the best I could "-Newark News.
Tsaa, old Mem.
The late John PI ejow. the patriarch of dMomata
and authois. and the no less eminent py ,-an ant
author. Dr p. v ie- Mitchell, w re together sever'
yeara ago et " eat Point Dr. Blgelnw aa t ,en Mad
Dr. Mitchell fa.
Tha eonvere tl-m turned to the sn'-Jeet of age. "I
attribute my meny years," said Dr Flge'ow, "to the
fact that I hne been most ebst'ml-iua. 1 have eaten
anerlnsly end hive not used tobacco and have taken
llttla exercl e."
"It la Just tha reverse in my case." explained
Mitchell. "I have eaten Just as muh aa I wished. f
I eould ret It; I haw always used tobacco. Immoder
ately at times, and I have always taken a great deal
of exercise."
With that. Ninety-two Tears shook hla head at
Eighty Tears snd sMd: "Well, jrou will never lire to
be an old man!" Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph.
Pwt Ilia Coot In It.
An "English eller, a member of the Second South
Staffordshire reelment, fays that one bitterly cold
night In tho earW spring he an1 h'a mates came out
of the tirnehea. They were b Ileted in a barn, where
they were packed 1n very c'o-e.
"Though n-m with erid, we were soon as'cep,"
said the aoldler In telling the ineklent. "I w a
awskene In the night by one cf cur 'haps t-!ng to
put his boots on. After he had t-een trvlng for a
minute or two I heard tha fe low net him say:
'What t"e are you dolnrT
'Putt'rr my rocta on, aa tha rrly.
" 'Well, that's my foot you fool!' "New Totk
Times
People and Events
Milwaukee Germans offer to pay Colonel Roose
velt's expeiras if he will Join the allies oa the fighting
lines of Prance.
The president of tha Housewives' league of New
York ca leu la tea from the stie of the crop that there
are enough peaches to supply each person In tha
country with 2MX Lead us to 'em!
When Is a girl grown up? A Philadelphia lass of
17 puts It up to a Phlladelrhla lawyer In the form of
a breach o prom'ae sul' asaer'lng that wh-n ahe was
15 he prom'ae ' to mirry he when she waa ' grown up."
She iff Klnkend of Payonra N. J . ac s as he t l';s
A political rival atarted to heckle him while deliver
ing a atump apeeoh. Tha sheriff promtply arrested
the heckler and musxled him until he finished the
speech.
Prof.. Prank Johnson Gocx'now. the American Ad
viser Of Preeli'ent Ti'an Sh'h Kal of Chl-a. halls from
Prooklrn. TVe I'rooklyn Kasle commends the pro
fessor aa an a Me coun lllor with apeclil aptitude for
boosting the tner't of a Brooklyn torpedo product.
The Int'ependcn' O drr of Bachelor maida of Pit
man. N. J.. Is In danger of disruption. Three leadl.ig
members. p dred to acorn mere man, have broken
their vowa and wedi'ed, and the engagement of too
president of the o-d r Is announced. v hen Dan Cu ild
drops In at the door the new thought scoots for tall
timber.
Conatderable gaiety la ahowa trrou-hout the coun
try over the belated report of how CoUnel bryaa was
klseed by aa enth.alaatlc admirer on tha Kansas
Chautauqua circuit. It was a real old faahloned
whli kered smack, too, right on the colonel's lips The
admirer rot away with It without tender ng an
apology.
tihe waa four feet cine Inches tall, aged IX clad In
pink and white gin ham and a poke bonnet, but sne
brought one of New T. rk finest to sttentlna mlth -.h se
piping words: "Ouess I v seen all the sights. I'm
broke. I've no place to sleep, and so I thought I'd
tell you cops about it" A slip of a runaway from
Maine, tha cop took her la and sent word to dad.
War Xo la the Parks!
OMAHA, Aug. SO To the Editor if the
Bee: Buvi-oe thst every day should be
aa beautiful as today for the next month
it might happen so, for this waa cer
tainly a perfect Nebraska day and our
parks at this season are more Inviting
then at any time. Yet we read of tho
bitlldlrg of a hideous covered wooden
taiM-macle. where there will be a special
room or siace shut off for little children
to be shut In.
With such beautiful natural "labcr
naclea" as our porks are. In which to
worship. Instead of a hot, 111-smelllnw.
noisy, expensive pen, why do not all of
these ministers say to their flocks, who
are Jwst now In a most unnaturally In
flamed state of mind. "What we ail need
is a 'park revival,' and not an evangeli
cal Tacking.' "
Why are little children, helpless, hauled
Into thin pen to witness the spectacle of
a man on a religious jag?
Had we left the choice to these same
little cnea, would they have chosen a
"park revival" or Bl ly 8unday fuming?
A "park revlal," with music every af
ternoon to celebrate our beauf. fil Ne
braska early fall sounds to me very ap
propriate. There will be many vlrltora in the city
for the next six weeks from the small
towns and farms. Think of the pleasure
to these visiting women and children
mualc might be. What an opportunity
fur these ministers, who have such obe
dient f ami. lea In the palms of their hands,
to say, "Scatter all o( you to our parks,
and there forget your sins for a while
in the clear air and beautiful eight of
foliage and grasa." H. B,
Attempt to Botch rharanaeopoela.
ROCHESTER, N. T Aug. 29. To the
Editor of The Bee. The raid of the pro
hibitionists upon tha revision of the
ltiarmacopoeia will have no legal effect
whatever; and the attempt to drop
whisky and brandy from tha list of
remedies, to be described In a future Issue
of the Pharmacopoeia, must be futile aa
It la foolish. The Pharmacopoeia la not
a government publication and la not by
any means the sole dscrtptlvg list of
remedies empliyed In medicine, and can
not confine druggists.
The assumption. In the telegrams stat
ing that the committee of revision had
voted 26 to 34, Dr. Wiley prea.d ng, ta
droi whisky and brandy from the list,
that the act would compe drug.Uu tj
lake out a saloon license to sell whisky
and brandy, has no toundat-on nor
cogency. The action of a partisan com
mittee does not fix the list of remed.es.
Medicine is free; license for the sa.e of
wh.sky by druggists aa a medicine de
pends upon exUt.ng federal uuu Suite
enactments and not upon tha Pharma
copoeia, hut the telegraphed assumption be
trays clearly the Intent of the proh.bl
tionlsts who have apparently mastered
the revision for the time being. For at
one time the committee dropped the whole
subject as unworthy of attention. Then
It was reconsidered by a close majority;
and exclusion was adopted after a hot
debate. M to 24.
Mr. Leonard Martin of Boston la re
ported by a Boston paper as making the
following demand at. a prohlb.tlon meet
ing, July 11, 1916, on Boston common:
"One of the first things we must attack
Is the druggist's license. Tha alcohol
privilege must be erased from tnc
Pharmacopoeia." Mr. Martin deceives
himself. The Pharmacopoeia gnuita no
ilghta nor privileges.
The principal guide of the druggist la
the Dispensatory, a list of rem i s quite
Independent of the Pharmacopoeia. In
deed, the edltora of tha Dispensatory In
times paat have stated their reload t
follow tha radical action of tha comm t
tee In charge of the Pharmacopoeia, It
la Impose ble to rule out the us - of valu
able remedies, whisky and brandy, by
an arbitrary list. HlNKI C. MAIN ix
Bradatrret's Snoopers.
BUA1R, Neb.. Aug. 30. To the Bditor
of The Bee: Just aa scon as a new real
dnt comes Into the town the Auxiliary
Society of Bradstreet's Snoopera get Into
action and scarcely has the furniture
brtn set Into position, and tho front walk
swept, whon the moat vigilant of thla so
ciety, the bulwark of the nation, gets
Into action and obeying tha scriptural
mandate go by twos to make the "so
ciety call." Tha usual formaJllles obtain,
and after tha call the two hook noses,
retreat to one of their dens and compare
notea, for four eyea can see much more
than two. Now If the new arrival would
avail herself of the following scheme
sho might save these, and other ardent
Peeping Ninnies, a vast 'amount of
trouble;
The plan Is this: Hav a large card
hanging on the piano siating "that this
was the original Sto.nwuy. was used by
Paderewskt on his first tour; cost 2,0.
One on the rug: ' Genu ne worn Feral m,
ued by Mohamet; coat tOCO. On the Vic
torola: "Solid mahogany, made especially
for Caruso; cost 11.800. On the electric
portable lamp: "Handi alnted by tue mi
kado's dnughter. a gift from his emi
nence; too valuable to set a rrce." On
the card receiver : "So. id ivory, made
from th- rnastadon elep ani ..hat tasked
Ilvingstone; cost I1J6." etc., etc And
rlgut over the Inside of the front door
have a large label rolled up above the
door, held by a atring, which tha hostess
con loosen at the departure, thai vhe.i
unfolded would read: "All our furnish
ings are paid for; we don t buy anything
on Installments, Our checking account
is tJ.OOO. We pay an income tax cf fc7 4A
Mr. N. N. is a member of the Chicagi
Board of Trade and belongs to twenty
two of the leading secret societies. Mrs.
N. N. is a graduate of Vassar and la
an ex-presldent of the Daughters of the
Revolution. Daughter Msrie Fay Jane
la now taking a post graduate In tha Boa
ton Conservatory. Bon A. Jonathan
Blackstone la traveling In the orient in
the care of eighteen special servants,"
etc.. etc
Thus If everything would be plainly
tagged from the umbrella rack to th
back doorknob, these Intelligence glean
eis could moke more calls and report tho
results at the cli.be and aid societies
more dil..itcly, so .hat the husbands
may piau for their buslneas and tha dif
ferent societies lay for the catch. Thla
j)n would save much worry, both for
the spies and for the victims to be X
rayed. JENNY WREN.
TIPS ON H05IS TOPICS.
Washington Post: The difference be
tween a salient and a wedge depends oa
whether tha account waa written by a
Journalist or a newspaper man.
New York World: Mr. Bryaa'a view
of it Is that if Americana would stay at
borne and attend his Chautauqua lec
tures Instead of venturing upon tha high
seas, German submarines would havs no
chance to murder them and there would
be no trouble between the United Statea
and Germany.
Pittsburgh Dispatch: One thing the
war, or rather the war reports have
done, and that Is to Increase greatly the
average man's bump of caution. There
Is more of a disposition to wait to hear
both sides and believe neither of them.
Philadelphia Ledger: It Is said that
grape Juice has lost Its place of honor
In the State department since the de
parture of Bryan. Whether or not the
Slate department beverages now have a
kick In them. It la certain that State de
partment documents have,
Baltimore American: An association
of packers at a convention declared that
the brainiest men eat pickles, and ti.at
pickles are food both for Intollnrt and
character. Again Is the Intuition of
womnn. even though expressed In the
schoolgirl period, triumphantly vindicated.
BREEZY TRIFLES.
"Why so sad and downcast T
"My wife haa threatened to leave me."
"Cheer p; women are a. ways threat
ening somet. inv like that but they
hamlv ever do It." i
' That s what 1 waa th nklng." Hous
ton I'ost
Man With Paper-" re's a preacher tn
Svracuee. N. Y.. drolires that th; time
will come hen there will be no liars
In the world.
I'essl! I t Well, the world Is due to
end aomellme. Canadian Courier.
"The voters out home want to know
what your onitons are on this great
public question."
"I'm Jusv. a- anxious," replied Senator
Sorghum, "to find out what their opln
lona are befe" i express any opinion. '
Washington Star.
I REMEMBER! I REMEMBER'
Canadian Courier.
I remember. I reniemi r
Tt house where I i bom:
Th little w nd iw where the r.in
Came peeping In at inurn
You'd hardly know the old place now,
For dad ta i p t' ('ate,
And the farm Is adenine:
From the back lot to the gate.
The house and barn are ll0hted
V'lth bright acety ene.
The eng ne In the luundry
Is run bv sasolenc.
We hsve silos, we hnve nn'oe,
We have dynnmo nnd tilings;
A telephone for go.1p.
And a phonograph that sings.
The hired man has left us.
We miss his homely 'aie;
A lot of college graduates
Are working In his trace.
There's an engineer ard fireman,
A chauffeur and a vet,
"Lecirlclm and mei hiinic
Oh, the farm's run right, you Vot
The tittle window where the sun
Came peeping in at morn
Nom- brlehiens tip a bathroom
Thst cost a car of corn.
Our milkmaid Is pneumatic
And she's sanitary, too;
But dad gets fifteen cvnts n quart
For milk that once brought two.
HAD
KAWBBLE
KABARET
PEAK MR.KABIBBiK,
ffi FIANCE IS BWM I "
RMsiPqir RMr0N HSTUMJC&.
SHALL I ACCEPT trf
aajej-p
OgrrWTVuR. WAFTBwe'
MARRIED "YOWL HrVrE A PEKFBOP
RXthTTO HOT HIM WW ITl
She treading newspaper) "Divorced
ten-thlrteen a. m.. weds again five p, m."
What do you think of that?
He It would take that long to get the
license. Judge.
"My dear," he began mildly.
"Well?" she snapped.
"I don't mind yoi.r borrowing my Pan
ama hat. But when you return it please
remove the veil and the hatpins. I don t
care f w. ar aurh equipment downtown
again." Boston Transcript
Madge Do you tiilnk Mr Phan lovea
you more thnn he does baseball?
Maude I really don't know. List night
he t"hl me that my eyea were like dia
monds. ,
Vadve That is a aim of affection.
Maude Then a little later he said that
when I cr ed it made him feel like a post
poned game. Judge.
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