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Thought for the Day
Lti recertnet uf laic bi taught in schools end
colitije ; 6 write in primer and tptllini
book; b. pub iK dr m pulp it and proelaimtd
in u giilatict nallg; ant tntorced in court of
Justice -in $hort, let it be the o itieal r tiyinn
f tKc nation. J. oob Jiitt. QtiOUJ iromA ira
hant Lincoln.
Behold the cornfields! They hare no drum
or screaming horn, yet they booat all the while.
So far the A. B. C. kindergarten achool hag
liot enrolled enough students to Justify the pub
licity. When Colonel Roosevelt and Colonel Bryan
ulsagree so dtanieterlcally they must both be
wrong.
Adrocates of national preparedness will
make greater and quicker progress by cutting
out the assumption that they are the only simon
pure patriots.
Germany reports over 1.000,000 Russian
prisoners. The problem of tonsorlal sanitation
promises to strain . Qarmaa efficiency to the
lreliag point. .
It the age limit is to be drawn on candidates
for the vacant federal judgeship, any one with
hajf an eye can see trouble ahead for several
ambitious and deserving dsmocrats.
If our distinguished attorney general of Ne
braska is in doubt as to how popular he is be
coming, let him read the comment of the coun
try newspapers on his recent fool opinions.
Speedy development of the Wyoming oil
fields with pipe-line outlet to Omaha would do
more to Increase tb industrial Importance of
this city than any other one thing we know of.
Rules and regulations for safety first In the
Mers, hotels, at railway crossings and other dan
ger points can be complied with. It is only a
question of the cost, and the cost ought not to
fount against unnecessary risk to life and
l:mb.
The exhaustion of the fund provides an easy
. ay to uuluad a bunch of inherited employes In
m city department. When the resources are re
plenished the furloughed men will see whether
or not they have the preference for reinstate
ment. Before the city council figures on erecting a
I uitdlng to house a fire alarm station in Jeffer
son square, better lot the law department look
up certain court decisions that were rendered
on a one-time effort to locate a market house
there.
Germany's new war loan bears 6 per cent in
terest against England's m rate. In both In
stances the advance amounts to t per cent more
than the cost of money iu normal times, and
measures one side of the load piling up for
posterity.
If the dispatches quote his words correctly,
rof. John Metx of Munich showed great strategy
in going as far as California to criticise the
u.llItarUUe spirit of German education. LTke
oentlments expressed at home at this time would
bring a muzile warranted to insure silence.
J. C. Slaaon, a Union Pacific conductor, was badly
stung by hornet, wfclch came after him and settlud
on hia head and face while ha wsa Iruiki... .
- - - .i;r WJIIIJ
aia In the lower yards, and ace. dentally stumbled
i.pon a nest.
The ball game between the Union Pacifies and llw
U-avenwort a was too one-aided to be Interesting,
and when the gima closed the score stood I to i
against the visitors
The tailors' union gave a pknio la Haacall'a park
In which they were Joined by a Urga delegation from
the Clgartnskere' union and another from the Typo
graph cal union. M -yo- Poyd do at the epeechttytng
Key. Mr Sa Idge p-eaehed his last sermon as pastor
of the Kir l e hoVlst Ej Ucopal church, his three
terms having cp'red.
Oeorge Mercar, MS WeUter atreet, lll pay S re
gard for rwtura of a atrayed red lnh eetter pup six
months old. w.arlng a brass chain collar and answer
lug to the nsme of "Ted."
It J. Oreevy, I'nion Pacific twsaengtr agnt at the
l-ari.lt-r. la a happy father.
'.vntisl manager Callaway of th fnlon Pacific his
jc! '.;t.jj ;'ii Colorado.
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Moving- in the Eight Direction.
The efforts of Emperor William and his
advisers to find a wsy by which to extricate
tLeniaetves gracefully from the threatened rup
ture with the United States is tbe best assur
ance that the most perilous point of the crisis
Las been passed. It would seem that the Ger
man government bag finally come to realize the
vslue of continuing on friendly terms with this
country, the leading neutral nation of the world,
even though satisfied that nothing more would
ensue than the interruption of diplomatic In
frcourse. Up to this time the attitnde of the Germans
Las ostensibly been to place military necessity
above the rights of non-combatants as well as
combstsnts. That Is the explanation of tbe
Lusitanla affair, and also of the case of the
Arsblc, if it was purposely sunk. If Germany,
therefore, now either offers a disavowal or ad
mits liability for reparation with guaranties
sgalnst repetition, and without conditions that
tie a string to tbe adjustment, the principle
-we have been contending for will have been main
tained, and the rest may be a proper subject
for negotiation. If this paves the way for more
general peace negotiations so much the better.
Patriotic Americans, who want this country
tt keep out of foreign entanglements and hope
for cessation of the war before long, have rea
son to feel reassured by the direction the latest
!inoves are taking.
Accident Insurance Efficiency.
Addressing tbe insurance men gathered at
Detroit last week. Vice President Faxon of the
Aetna company said tbe policies as at present
issued are unscientific, and need to be thor
oughly overhanled. He laid speclsl stress on
what he designated as tbe "freak" conditions of
accident policies, such as provide double in
demnity In certain cases, and the like. These
he would eliminate entirely, his argument being
that no good reason exists why death by light
ning stroke should create an estate of 1 10,000,
while death resulting from a broken neck from
a fall downstairs should bring bat $5,000. In
either event, so far as the Insured Is concerned,
the taking off Is as effective. To remedy this,
Mr. Faxon suggests the expediency of cancelling
all freak provisions and putting accident insur
ance on a simple basis for a term of five years,
that the companies may compile experience sta
tistics on which the rates may properly rest.
Accident Insurance differs from Ufe Insur
ance In that it must turn on the clement of
chance. In life Insurance the haxard Is abso
lute, for death Is inevitable, but the dangor of
accident, while ever proaent, la more or less be
yond control, except through the exercise of or
dinary prudence. "Experience tables" would
help standsrdlce the risks beyond the fact that
from time to time accidents do happen and the
probability of them is stronger when persons
are gathered together under unusual conditions.
But this Increased hatard is also offset In a very
large measure by the Improved conditions that
surround the individual In his dally life and his
Increasing knowledge how to avoid danger and
obviate mishap.
Efficiency experts ran serve the public at
well as the Insurance companies by devising still
further protective measures, to the end that ac
cidents will be fewer and less serious. Jn the
meantime, however, no sign of any company
g;vlngi over its business In this line haa been
discerned.
Governors "Seeing Thinji."
When the governors of the several states
assembled at Boston for their annual conference
lr. st week the entire National Guard of the state
of Massachusetts was paraded to welcome them.
The Boston Transcript, at the time, expressed
some pardonable curiosity as to why the mili
tary display was made In time of peace. A lit
tle later on the governors were given the pleas
ure of witnessing a "war" demonstration by the
North Atlantic fleet of the American navy, and
were greatly edified by the exhibition. Now
we have the answer, in the parting declaration
of the conference that the United 8taf.es is
prone and defenseless before a hostile world,
and would be "easy picking" for an invading
host.
Tbe stage was well set at Boston, and . the
effects nicely timed to arouse the governors to
a point where they would give countenance to
the agitation that has been carefully developed
within the last few months by the Wilson ad
ministration. It Is part of the campaign of the
democrats to push "preparedness" as their chief
cry, and to pose before the public as saviors of
the country. They have made Mr. Wilson's
firmness In a serious International crisis an
excuse, and are now pushing their military prop
aganda with utmost vigor. The situation is
somewhat perplexing for Secretaries Garrison !
and Daniels, who must of necessity defend the
army and navy,' but they are playing well the
roles assigned them.
The governors may on reflection modify to
soma degree the feeling of apprehension experi
enced when they adjourned at Boston, but what
this country most needs Is preparation for peace
rather than war.
The educational advantages of barber col
leges are In danger of being eclipsed by the
nerve tonics they dispense. The faculty of a
Minneapolis college, resisting an attachment for
debt, nervlly Informed the court that Us equip
ment Is "part of the library and philosophical
apparatus belonging to and used for the Instruc
tion of youth," and therefore not liable to at
tachment under the constitution of Minnesota.
The claim for educational Immunity so daxed
the court that tho session abruptly ended while
tbe execution went on.
Fall guides to New York apartment house
styles afford ample proof that the high cost of
shelter supports the label. An ordinary piker
can obtain suitable accommodation for from
M.000 to 15,000. while a real plute can dispose
of his family in eleven rooms for 17,000 a year.
Omaha plutes eager to leap into the metropolitan
swim can gather from the figures the else of the
life preserver necessary to keep afloat.
Our side-stepping hyphenated contemporary
seeks to take the sting out of the criUclsms of
the Freak lynching by recalling that a negro
was once lynched in Omaha twenty-five years
ago. Yes, but no one not even the hyphen
ated dared openly to defend and Justify that
mob murder f
On Walking
James T. Bog-ers la X. Wloholaa.
WALKING la the most common form of muscul.r
exercise-one hlcn each of us wi.o Is so for
tunate aa to to sesa a normal body antes out. or can
carry out, to a gre.ter or h a.r extent each day.
All deg.eea of exenla.: are to be obla.ned by walk
ing. One n ay hare the a Uht but a jre reaulta of a
slow shamb.e on the level, or the greater effects ol
the ascent of a mountain or the climb of a flight of
steps; one may walk across a rvom or across a cojnty.
Eveiy step wo take may be of Leneflt If we have
not already taken enough steps; and If the walker
had no brain, the length of walk most conducive to
good could be measured In atrldea. Wince he is
possessed of a brain, however, and tsually an active
one. the company he keeps, both within and without,
and the sights and siund (yes, oiten the smells) which
greet hla senses aie aa Important to the walker as
the distance traveled or the elevation c. Imbed.
leaving for the moment everything but the mere
mechnnlam of walking, this, I ke any other bod 1
exic:se, brings Into Increased activity not only tlw
voluntary machinery that movea ns along, but. rt
the same time, there la an eq Ivalent Stirling up cf
sll the Involuntary activities. Th-rj la a quickening
of the clrci I :tory and resplratoiy or-ana, the fi o l
preparlng functions are helped, and surplus food s p
Pllea within the body are drawn upon. The greater
the speed of the walker and the ateeper the ascent,
the more height-ned the Internal effects Benjamin
Franklin adopted ftalr e lm' Ing, Instead of walking on
the level, when he w ahed hla exercise boiled down
Though concentrated effect and economy of time are
this obtained. It does not fellow that the results of
vigorous exercise for a brief time are ns good aa
milder movement end more sustained effort. On
the other hand, a walk may be too I la i rely to produce
the best effects. Neither the pace of the hare nor
that of the torto'se produces the best results In a
normal pet son; each must determine for himself the
gait which Is most beneficial.
The feeling of mild fatigue will show us "when we
have walked .far enough; and the time llm't, the time,
that Is, In whlrh fatigue asae't Itself, rVpends on the
speed we make and the elevation to which we have
lifted our hod'ee. Theoretically, a man who does Httlo
Physical labor needs, for health, exercise equivalent
to a walk on the level of about six to eight mllna at
a gait of three miles per hour, or four to six mlh-s
per hour. This estimate Is for the average well de
veloped man, and a great many men and women will
need much lees to keep them In good condition, espe
cially If they do not over-eat. Hoys and girls always
need plenty of exercise, but their capacity for long
walks Is mi en less, even In proportion to their axe,
than adults. Their energies must be used for growth
as well as for muscular exercise. The long, weari
some "hikes" taken by young reople are more likely
to be Injurious than helpful. It does harm rather than
good to walk after real fatigue has begun.
The problem of the ftstance we can or should walk
la greatly complicated by the fact that we carry self
around with us, and self alone Is apt to prove a bur
den which will quickly bilng premature fatlruo. Belt
needs something outside to lean upon. It Is like a
trolley, whl'h, applied to the wrong object, may prove
a hindrance to prrgreas, but. am l ed to Its appro
priate wire, not only relieves the body of Its dead
weight, but helps to carry tt beyond Ita supposed
capacity for exertion. Where It Is Impossible for tht
peOoftrlan to fix hla attent'on happily on outward
thine;, it Is o'ten much be'ter for him to take some
sedentary recreation In which he can do so.
H seems avalnst all physical laws that a man
should travel farther with a ten-pound gun than with
out any load whatever, but the rel'ef obtained by the
drafting of the mental energies th'ough the gun Into
other channels far more than compensates for tho
extra muaru'ar exerct'e entailed by carrying it alon?.
The mind Is carried beyond the body, and, throucn
the keen anticipation of a spoas'ble exhibition of skill,
the wear and tear of walking are reduced to tho
phys'ologlcal minimum. But a gun la not necessary;
a fishing rod and certainly a golf etlk answers aa
well for some persona and even a cane serves to
amuse the wlelder and ke'ps the self from tiamnering
the leg-working machinery. Stl!I better than these la
the companionship of a dog or a leash cf dogs'. We
know a prominent physle'an who urged all hla patients
suffering f-om Insufficient exercise to buy a Cog
Human society may or mav not sdd to the pleasure
and profits ef walking! It depends on the persons who
walk.
Walking In the city has ita advocates, aa has the
country strrll. There may be more In the metropolltat
thorot'ghfsre to d'sTact the companlon'e-s pedestraln,
but It depends on the city snd the thoroughfare as
well ss on the pedestrian. Companionship of a dog or
man Is mors fully enjoyed In wandering over fields or
following country roada. The unyielding hardness uf
the city pavement (relieved to umi extent by the In
tervention of rubber I eels) Is disastrous to the arch of
the foot while the klnfly give of the soli Invites the
rural rambler.
Tor walking one must be properly shod. The h!gh
and peg-ahap d heel and the narrow toe help to d a-v
the aand of self-consciousness Into the machinery that
otherwise enjoys Its own exhibition of power and
endurance. In pedestrtanlsm we need plenty of
spring, and all the base of support possible. The ex
ercise of walklrg, f the foot coverings allow, preserves
and strengthens the foot.
There are good walker, and poor walkers; walkers
that walk with ease and walkers that labor along.
We are not all built a! ke and could not all walk atlko
If we tried. For pur pose a of exercise. It does not
matter greet ly how we walk ao that we stand fairly
erect snd do not Jar the body too much by keeping
the kneea too straight snd rlantlng the heel too
firmly. Walling la a ocntlnuous falling forward, and
s'multaneous moving forward of the underpinning to
prevent the fall. We can assist the falling by tipping
the whole body forward without stooping the head
and shoulders, and we can prevent the fall without
Jarring the body unnecessarily, it la of chief moment
that we walk, and that. In walking, the mind finds
the absorbt-g adventures of Its own so that It keeps
the body Joyful, and not deprealng, company.
Twice Told Tales
A MnsleUn's Bally.
Victor Herbert te la this story of two famous musi
cians: "Ue Pachmann and Goldmark once met In front of
the latter'a Vienna home. Goldmark was a moat esti
mable old chap and aa everybody knows, a writer of
exceptionally brilliant and melo'loua music, but hla
one great fault was his overwhelming conceit. As Do
Iachman and Goldmark walked awy front the com
poser's house the ptsnlst pointed backward and raid:
" That modest little edlfb e wl 1 be signally dis
tlnguWhed acme day after you are dead.'
" 'Indeed!' aald Goldmark.
" 'Yes.' continued D Pachmann, 'they will decorate
It with a tablet.'
" 'And what do you suppose they will ssy on the
tablet r asked the tf-omposer, eagerly.
" To Lt." rerlled De Pachmann." New York
Times.
wkf They Wept.
Two Irishmen entered a restaurant and ordered
dinners. Thev askrd the waitress tha price of every
thing she bro -ght In. and on br'n1n In some tobaaco
sauce she 'nformed them It was gratia Mlok took a
large spoonful, blinking tears to h's eyes.
"What are you e ying for?" aaya Pat.
"Oh." says Mirk. "It's Juat twelve months today
since they h''ng me poor outd father."
Shortly efterwarc'a Pat Uok a spoonful of tio
tobaaco. whl h produced tve s-me e"ect as on Mlok.
"And what a-e you cy"rg for. PatT" raked M ck
"Oh." repU-d Pet "I'm crying to tM-k tey dHo't
bang you sl"ng wld your father." Pittsburgh Chroo-tele-Telegraph.
Wanted) in Beat Terms.
At a cert-In eo'l'gs la Iowa tha male students are
not perml'ted to vtatt the real lent female boarders. On
day a male student was caught In the act of do ng
so, and waa brought before the president who said:
"Well. Mr. Jones, the penalty for the flrat ofTsase
Is Be cents; for the second TX cents: for the third, tl,
and so on. ristng to $6 "
In solemn tones tbe trespasser said:
"How much ould a sesson ticket coetf Ne
Toik Times "
A Reason for Near Side 8titf.
OMAHA. Aug. .-To the Ed tor of
The Bee: What ',n earth la all this fuaa
about tho near side atopttngT 1 have
followed up the articles and really It la
qLlte smuMnrf to note how peevtil some
people can become. Just because they
are required to use their bri ns. What
difference can It make which side of the
street a car elope at? I am a visitor
from New York City and accustomed
to the rule, hut It d.d not occur to mo
to set up a fuaa when I tame to Omaha
when I found a different one.
I approve of the near side stopping
and for this reason: A few years be
fore It came Into vygue In New York t
waa standing nearby and witnessed a
dreadful accident A mother with a child
upon her arm alighted from a car and
stepped in front of a machine and was
instantly klhed. The vehicle came from
the opposite a de of the atreet, so wa
not visible to thuse alighting from the
car. Had that car stopped on the near
side of the street I believe that mother
and ch.ld would both be living today.
I also think it show such poor Judg
ment to elect a man to an office such ss
the mayor and then knock him after
ward. If you do not admire the man,
at least respect the office. E. E. E.
High Cost ef Experience.
NORTH LOUP, Neb., Aug. .-To
the Editor of The Bee: It we are
real atudloua, at the age of thirty,
we begin looking backward to discover
to our surprise that other people have
been doing our thinking for us at very
high prices for their experience, I have
had that rubbed In several times myself.
8n far as this writer Is concerned he Is
Inclined to think the people of Nebraska
have been paying high commissions for
a few people to handle their school sys
tem) and do their thinking.
I have been trying to think out what
would be a proper platform with respect
to education by which to run for office.
I have reached the conclusion that every
boy and girl should have equal oppor
tunities, and, U their parents are not
able to clothe them, that the state should
see to It and provide a liberal compulsory
education. Therefore I am opposed to
the policy of educating the professional
classes on publlo money. I am in favor
of higher education, but think the pro
fessional classes should not be educated
on the labor of the boy and girl who
quit school at twelve and -fourteen years
of age with a faint remembrance of
mathematics and spelling. Lot the pro
fessional classes pay their own fiddler.
WALTEU JOHNSON.
North and Snath.
DE RMET, 8. D., Aug. 28. To the Ed
itor of The Bee: The writer, a southern
man, wrote one of the many thousand
personal letters to Governor Slaton, ask
ing him to commute Frank's sentence to
Ufe Imprisonment He was utterly
shocked at tbe cruel attack on the pris
oner at the state farm and humiliated
beyond words at the dreadful lynch ng.
The northern press should, it aeems to
us, possess Its soul In patience, however.
It Is not wise to hastily condemn a state,
a section or a race for the act of a few,
or even for the act of a small com
munity. About eighteen years ago. In an old
shack about a block south of the Omaha
court house, ths unnamable crime waa
committed and a beautiful 13-year-old
girl choked to death. Coroner M. O.
Maul was ordered to close the morgue st
10 o'clock the next morning, ss the peo
ple were becoming so angry that a lynch
ing was feared. It took the courts nearly
two' years to hang thst man, and then
he came very near to escaping the rope.
Would not mobbing have been prefer
able to final escape?
That Boston firm that refused to deal
with tho city of Atlanta, that corre
spondent In tha Letter Box who hinted at
federal Interference, need Ice on their
heads even in this eool summer, and the
correspondent who referrd to the origin
of the Georgia people as being Ogle
thorp's Jail blrla Is witty, and I do not
blame htm for making the hit it came
In so well, but at the same time it is
foolish. We all descended from Jail
birds and worse. "Those Norman barons
used to thieve." Monkeys we were, and
monkeys we are, aome of us, and others
Just further removed, that is all.
The fine, generous south is much su
perior to the north in some things. The
north Is very much ahead of the south
in others. Ths south Is a little ahead In
the lynching Industry, but not so very
much, though the conditions are much
against them. ' G. P. NETHERLY.
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Signs of Progress
Practically inexhaustible deposits of
aaphalt discovered In. the Phllllplnes two
years sgo will be developed commer
cially. The register In the street car may be
shelved. An electrle device has Just been
patented by which the paaaengers enter
ing a car are recorded automatically.
The Department of Agriculture recently
announoed that it had been demonatrated
that fiber flax equal to the best European
can be auccesafully grown In the United
States.
There are twenty-six museums of safety
end institutes for the atudy of Industrial
hygiene In the world twenty-two In Eu
rope, three In the United Btatea and one
In Canada.
The foreign trade ef the Philippines
for the calendar year 1914 shows a slight
Increase over 1913, the tttal being HS.-
t-rl
690,000. Kx porta of hemp ahow a decrease
of over 60,0U) tons, while exports of
sugar show a considerable Increase, the
total 11 ng S31.000 tona
Granting that the average consumption
of tires by motor cars Is eight tires a
car a year, which Includes all types of
vehicles, there will be required durlm
lmC not less than 30.000.000 tires, valued
at from ti'Miuu.ouo to W-e.000.eoo figuring
the average price of tires at 114.
The new subway cars In New York City
are equipped with seats specUlly de
signed to sustain the body in a comfort
able and healthful a'.ttlng postuie. Tbe
seat has the addit onal advantage, for
feminine usera, that "the head can b
held upright In moderate slxeU hats, and
Is not thrust forward when one leans
barn In the seat.
K former member of the New York leg
lalatura, Peter A. Porter, fathers aa en
gineering plan for developing ISA)
elertoal horse power below Niagara
Palls, at an estimated eost of !'.'. ou). DUO.
The plan contemplates a dam below the
whirlpool rapids high enough tu equal
the descent of tbe river below the faUa
and thus dispose of the rapids and har
ness tha water forcea now going to
waste. Tlte scenic grandeur of the falls
would uot be (ihturbed by thu project
if
rv 1 guoss mrlit the MkIi oost of
llv nr U n.ak ng a diffcrrmx." Wasnlns
lon Slar.
"Actors hav it quet-r wiy of handling
th lanit ua;:"
"How l that?"
"W hen n show comfa t- a good stntH
ihrjr call It a run." "iltlai ra Amorlrnn-
"My husband la so literary!" exclaimed
VI in. Nur'oh.
R.a.l ? '
Yen; hs's always rn ling up hla broker
to get quotntions." 11f .alo Exp. ess.
BEYOND THE CITIES.
SUNNY GUIS.
"Msud seems to corslder her alimony
an Impr .vement over her husband."
"Whv shou dn't she? It comes In regu
larly and doesn't drink or swear." Bos
ton Transcript
"Fortune smiled aid bade the poet
Write Ms name upon the scroll of fame."
' 1 II oletate It to my stenographer."
haughtily replied the poet, for he was
a poet of today. Puck.
KABIB3LE
KABARET
Baltimore Sun.
After the cities have he.d you.
After their g.ainour unu gleam
Hate railed you ana spol.ed you and
pel ed you.
It la then for th country dream
The faith of th good giwn country.
It peace and power to sustain.
When the aKopa and the temples bare
fallen
And the lure of the light la vain.
After the cities hava worn you.
After the.r thunoer and strife
Have crushed you and rent you and torn
you,
Oh, then for the country life!
The green of th qi4ei meadows,
The peace of C" mighty h 11a;
The voice of the birds mid the shadow.
The rune of the rlpp..ng r.lia.
After the cltlea have fed you
On passion and fury and pride;
After the dreama of their plensr
Have sickened your si.lrlt a 1 died
It la then for te beam. fill vj.iys,
'''he far-flung summits, the glen,
Thit heal us of hovela and nlleya
With the beauty God fash oned for men.
ASTER KAllPaiF,
FlWfCS MS TO
WHAT SHAU I bO?
A PAIR OPERA tHE&E
know h-it tbe wmm nel
go away tor the e'Jmmer?"
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I Journal.
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p-"'-" .our client tne."
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ways tvatitlfin a"" lr."
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pe-p d dn't seem to want to come tn
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