THTi DEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, AUGUST 21, 191b. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE i mrxrr.D bt trnvAM) rosewatkk. VICTOR nOSKWATKK, KPITQR. The Pes Publishing Compsny, Proprietor. tPr.FS Bt'ILDlNU, FARNAM AND ' KEVENTigKNTttl 1r nts S at Omth poctofTloe cond-cleS ITStter. TLKMg Or SUBSCRIPTION. Hy rurtor R mull per month. per year. .fe e4 e.in1ev. .. c J'aiiV wtthout Honda....' V) Tven'rs' end unav. ,o gl f"rnmg without Sunday........... 4.09 Siindav Re only w 2 O) Pnd notice nf chance of address or complaints of It-regularity ta delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation ie'iartment ' " RJtMITTANCK. T,at wv draft, eipresn or postal dr. Only two fr.t i rs received In payment of ail a, cruets, i-erennal cheese, irept aa Omaha and easier raonariirw, uot eeoepted. omna Oweba-'Tha Biilldtn. "with Omaha 5i N n-t. Couwil Bluffs 14 North Main street. V.lnculn ' LlttU Bvllrting. ChW-aao-am Uara t Hul'dlns; New Terk-Ron IlOt. 14 Virth averm, Ht Iwils-M New ' I'snk of Coir ifnerce. WasTilng-ton TM Fourteenth St.. W. W. CORREHI'ONDKNCB. e.Mre com tiDlofitlona relatlris" ta newe end WW lortal matter ta Omaha Baa, Kdltoriai Depwrtmeij. JULY CIRCULATION. 53,977 Stat of Nebraska. County of Doiide, aa.l Iv.ht Williams, circulation manager of Th Re Fubliahing company, beire; duly worn, wyl that tha A'-'ape circulation for tha month of July, 19i&, waa ii,rii. nwifJHT WIT.LIAMf. Circulation Manager, pubscnoed In my prwor, and iwom to before me. thla JU day nf AiiKut. !U, ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. fcubsrritas-s loavlrgr th city temporarily should hav Tba lie mailed to Utdiit. Ad dress will b changed m often as requested. IT imit ll uainm.i Thought for the Day Lik a blind $l)innr in (As vn, 1 tread tny duyt; 1 ie that ail th4 threadt vill run Appointed tsays; J t'vetc sacA cfay InWnj ft fal Mi bmj blind, no mora Icuk. iekn iurU Jackton. Through the binoculars of a German ubmr Iri9 all persons on a Brltlnh pasaonger ressel look like. - For come occult reaton, tba proapsctiva world series Ik this year not stirring half tba breeze accustomed to blow by this lime. . . Not a comeback yet on The Bee's expose of Water board high financiering. What's tha irifwer If not that thore l no answer? t From the very nature of the case, an auto driver U much more rerklens with a stolen ma chine than with one that belongs to him. Omaha property owners will better appre ciate the explanations being offered for that sky rocket levy when the tax bills come due next taring. . v -- - I Jos Maytorsna, executed by Villa partisans, went to his doom cheering for his leader and purring a Mexican fumer. Bucb dare-deviltry is worthy of a belter cause. Though Omaha Is far from the neat of war that 1 0 0-mlll levy must be Intended to make our taxpayers believe, thoy have something right at home atmost as good as a war tax. Assurance Is given that the Missouri Pacific receivership will not interfere with the program of improvements promised for Omaha. All right, come on then with that Dodge street via duct or track elevation! From g&y to grava was a perilously short cpan for the merry dancers beside Galveston's sea wall. The furies of wind and wave did not httke their confidence that the works of man could withstand both. Fortunately their con fidence was well placed. A pullUbiftg house In Cincinnati which un loaded on admiring readers stock to tba value ct U. 500, CCO. hag gone Into bankruptcy on a judgment for 459 due the printers. What be came of all the money will not appear until tha ciourt performs a post-mortem. Accepting as good law the Judicial dellver ce upholding the right of a man to swear on his premises as well as on tha witness stand. It U ncna to soon to hint that when taxpayer come to pay tfiat yg mill tax next June they may combine relieving their pockets and ekslng their minds in one operation. After a mighty struggle extending through eight months, the legislature of Wisconsin suo ...drd la reducing the expenses of the state by $. COO, 000. As a sample of economic efficiency the ethlblt takes the legislative prise. Moreover, ibe reduction is a fulfillment of pre-election pledges. Do you get that? nmu in ii i Mra. WiliUui Grfn!aum tilitei UJnwi Ijer fileuda Kt un aftrrnooo tea at litr rtaldvnt'e, SMilh -vvu-iit-jitlj aiift, !i! h'jnor of tier guvat, Mrs. Brandt, of Kan-a City. ii. K. Jom-, thalrmaa of the rcyuUiuBa tuilioual cuinnilttee, wrnt t In a IVnnsylvaAki coinpany'a f .t- .a! t Jroin ao eUnlv i-lianuro trip In Colo- l tt'iu. J. H, DmiUU, tmumty of tha TJulua I'auiiio aujt ' n a offic e, hxa r.-iiiel to i Into tha lr.JraDP i'.if.ncaa llh ilurlln Mau. Jl. O. Cliij-k and li hitva gone to Colftx tirin. Tr.e lfe. Mm ad dauster of Mr. Morris, ti.o l.;"lur a.iit of the Mil aaukrti, auivod to Join Mr. 'lotna Ui tetd'!i( tieie. In a !to.,n ahuotlns luatch W l'.llain 1. Srott tat .K t fr .0 a aide ut Athlttlj para fcy a -oie .t t. 1J. T-.u .-. uiiio ci.uimiUfa of the fair aaaociation ' 1 ""' to tivoiS VV. Iiutioii th . .t I Mdf (wr ? ! , ' I'-' .'. -v 'il-n, -vJ i'.h, iva tnat ruction l.i ir loloia. a!., ti ina p!iiU'iJ and tU-d. 1 "-. 'K'l t, 18 sdvrrtlMiitf fjr a g!r! to lio I ; it ':, -!jr!i. if. i'.-.-im.T fctrnt of tha r.utk J.landl. la The Case of the Arabic The Dee has purposely withheld comment on the cae Of the Arabic, waiting for the first news to be supplemented by more details. On the bare recital that another unarmed psssengcr vessel carrying American citizens had been torpedoed without warning, almost within sight of the fpot where the Lusttanla was sunk, sending a thousand men, women and children to watery graves, the conclusion must be that Germany has deliberately committed the "un friendly act" which our government had advised in its last note would call for a mora emphatia protest than mere words: for it la not a question of the number of American lives lost, nor even of the loss of any life, but of the principle ot Jeopardizing innocent IItss by a submarine war fare that s waged without ample opportunity to take off passengers and crew from tha attacked vessel. Yet we must try to possess our patience long enough to learn what excuse or Justification will be advanced on behalf of Germany. In the case of tba Lusitania, tha German de fense rested upon tha counter-charge that tha boat wss armed and belonged to the auxiliary British bavy, and mora particularly, that It was conveying, under the protecting cover of human freight, a cargo of war munitions that were to be used to make widows and orphans of the families of German soldiers, full notice against taking passage OA tha boat having been given ty previous advertisement in New York newspa pers. In the case of the Arabic, being on a west bound voyage, It could not be carrying contra band nor could American passengers returning bom have had notice of tny special danger. Tha German government, In our opinion, should be permitted to offer its explanation or excuse. If it bad any. But whether any explana tion tt may give can be acceptable must be de termined In first Instance by President Wilson and his advisers. If the sinking of the Arabic Is an "unfriendly act," then we must in self-respect kt cnoe sever our diplomatic relations with Germany, no matter what other measures we may resort to to compel observance of our rights end the rights all neutral nations. Th Mistakes of Murphy. In the case of Kenneth Murphy, the young man who has Just been returned to the Nebraska penitentiary, there to face a life sentence, after violation of his parole, may be found material to point several morals. When the young man, In company with three others, had been aocused of a serious crime, to which they later pleaded guilty, it was urged in his behalf that he "bad never had a chance." He was not Inherently bad, urged the people who took Interest in his situa tion, and they succeeded In prevailing on the governor to release htm on parole, that he might be given an opportunity to work out his salva tion. His new friends secured for Ulm admis sion to a school of higher learning, that he might be developed spiritually as well as Intellectually. This waa to give him his "chance." He was apparently unable to master the first lesson In the course of good citizenship, that of self-control. Good company d.d not ap peal to htm strongly enough, and he has proven that "evil communications corrupt good man ners." Governor Morehead Is Justly Indignant that his clemency should be so abused, and de clines to be further imposed upon by the young man and bit intercessors. How far the latter are to be held responsible for Kenneth Murphy's relapse Is not easily settled, but they must share In some degree the odium of failure, because they did not watch close enough. Society, how ever. Is Justified in protecting Itself against the youth who preferably does wrong. As his years Increase he may acquire sufficient wisdom to realize that his first duty to society is to serve others and not himself, and In prison be may learn tha lesson he failed to assimilate while free. Bat the failure with Murphy should not deter any from seeking to lead the erring back Into the ways of rlghtdolcg. , The Dollar Triumphant The supremacy of the American dollar as a world standard for value has been established, at least temporarily, by the war. Conditions that have been certainly developing for a year, culminated at last in such a break In foreign exchange as to place the dollar at a premium In every country fa Europe, and to make it the absolute measure of value in commerce. The situation has not been unexpected; rather. It wss unavoidable, as America la the one country that has goods to sell, while all tha others now ere buyers. The belligerents hava strained their credit in order to obtain money for prose cuting the wsr, and this has had the natural result of sending down the price of their securi ties. Flotation ot enormous war loans against sentiment as a foundation for credit is not con ducive to financial solidity. The war has In terrupted the production of wealth in Europe, Btve for military uses, and its effect in this re gard will not be transitory. Many years will rats before the great nations of the world can recover the ground they hava lost, let alone re valuing supremacy In' finance, for neither of them has ths recuperative power shown by the United States at the close of the civil war. It might not be inappropriate to here again record the fact that it was . the republican I arty that preserved the dollar of the United t'tatcB against th onslaught of the democrats, determined on debasing the coinage of the coun try by the adoption ot the absurd and now long rbandoned "16 to 1" idea. Touring autolats note with more or leas sat isfaction that rural good Samaritans are notably prompt in succoring machines stuck in the mud. Tagging a good deed with a stiff fee atones in souie dogree for the trimming ruralltes fre auently experience In cities. Reciprocity is the ri.ht policy. Story of a Gulf Hurricane Lefoadle xtaaxs. ALMOST every evening throughout the seaan thare had tn dancing In tha great MJ1; tharo wss dunclng that night eteo. The popdlatlon of tha hotel had heen augment! hr the advent of families from other parts of the ialand, who fwnd their slim mer cottages Inaarure places of shelter; thare were nearly four hundred guaats aaeembled. i'crhaps It was for this reason that the entertainment hsd been pre pared upon a grsnder plan then uaual, that It as sumed the form of a faahlonable balL And alt those pleasure severe representing the wealth and baauty ef the Creole parlshaa whether from Ascenalon or Assumption, fit. Mary's or t Landry's, Iberville or Terrsbotine, whether Inhabitants of the mulll-oolored and many balconied Creole quarter of the quaint me tropolis, or dwellers In the dreamy paradlae of the Teehe-etiingled Joyously, knowing each other, feeling In seme Sort akin whether affiliated by lood, con natursilsed by eaate, or simply Interassoeiated by tra ditional sympathlea of claas sentiment and class In terest. Perhaps In the more than ordinary merriment of that evening something of nervous ex slut Ion mlht hAve been dlanerned something like a feverleh reaolv to oppoae apprehension wltn gayety, to combat un eaalneaa by diversion. But ths hours pasaed In mirth fulnesa; the first Smsral feeling of depreaalon began to weigh less and less upon the guests; they had found reason to confide la the solidity of ths maaslvo building; there were no poattlve terror, no outapoken fears; and the new conviction of all bad found expres sion In the words of the hoet hlmaelf: "II n'ya rlen rie mleus a fslre que de s'amuserl" Of what avail tl lament the prospective devastation of eaneflelda to dlecuas til poaalbte ruin of crop? Better to seek aolace In rhoregraphlo , harmonies, la the rhythm of gracious motion and of perfect melody, than hearken to the dlarords of the wild orcheetra of storms ;wler to admire the grace of Parisian tolleta, the eddy of trailing robes with Its fairy foam of laoa, the Ivorlne lovriintee of gloaey shoulders and Jewelled throats, th glimmering of satin slippered feet than to watch the raging ot the flood without, or th flying of the wrack. Bo the mualo end ths mirth went on; they made Joy for tliemselvesthos elegant guests; they Jested nd aipped rich wines; they pledged, and hoped, and loved and promiaed, with never a thought of tb mor row, on th night of August 10, we. Observant parents were there, planning for th future bites of their near est and detrert: mothers snd fathers of handsome lads, lithe and elegant as young plnea, and freah from th polish- of foreign university traloina: taoUars and fathers of splendid girls who arm pleat attitudes were witcheries. Young chreks fluahed, young hearts flut tered with an emotion more pujaaant than ths excite ment of ths dance; young eyes betrayed th happy secret dleereeter lips would have pre'erved. Blav sarvanta circled through th artatooratlo press, beerltu datntiea and wines, praying permission to pass In terms at once humbl and offlclous-always In the xeellant French which well-trained hous servants wer taught to use on such occasions. Night wore on; still the shining floor palpitated to the foet of the dancers; still th pianoforte pealed, and still th violins sang, and the sound of their sing ing shrilled through the darkness. In gasps of the gala, to th ears of Captain Smith, aa he strove to keep his footing on the spray drenched deck of the Star. "Christ!" he muttered; . "a dance! Tf that wlnl whips round south, there'll he enother dnc. But 1 g-uess the Btsr will stay." Half an hour might have peed; still the lights flamed calmly, and the vlollne trilled and the per fumed whir! went on. And suddenly the wind veered! "Waltslng!" cried the captain. "God help them! Ood help ua all now! The Wind waltses tonight, with the Sea for his partner!" fomeone shrieked in the midat of the revela; some elri who found hr pretty slippers wet. What could It be? Thin streams of water were spreading over the level planklng-curllog about the reet of th danoera. What could It bet All th land had bogus to quake, even, a but a moment before, the polished floor. was trembling to the fxesaurt of circling steps; all the building shook now; every beam uttered Its groan. What could It be? There was a clamor, a panic, a ruah to the windy nlsht. Infinite darkness above and beyond: but the lantern beams danced far out over an unbroken circle of heaving and swirling black water. Wealthily, swiftly, the measurelesa sea flood waa rising. For a moment there waa a ghastly hush of voices. And through, that hush there burst upon th ears ot all a fearful and unfamiliar sound, aa of a colossal cannonade-rolling up from the south, with volleylmr lishtntnga. Vastly and swiftly nearer and nearer it came-a ponderous and unbroken thunder roll, terrlbj as th long muttering ot an earthquake. Th nearest malnland-acroaa mad Calllou bay to the an m arsheeay twelve miles north; west, by the gulf, th nearest solid ground was twenty mllee dis tant There were boats, yes! but the atoutest swimmer might never reach them nowl , . Then rose a frightful cry the hoarse, hideous, in describable cry of bopeleas fear the despairing animal cry man utter when auddenly brought lace to face with Nothingness, without preparation, without con solation, without possibility of respite. Pauve qui peut! frVrni wrenched down the doors; soma clung to th heavy banquet tables, to the aofaa. to the billiard tablee-durlng one terrible Inatant-agwinst fruitless heroisms, against futile generosities ragad . all the frensy of selfishness, all the brutalities of panic And then then cams, thundering through th blackneea, tha giant swells, boom on boom! One crash! the huge from building rocks like a cradle, aeesaws. crackles. What are human ahrleka now? the tornado la shriek ing! Another! chandelier apllnter; llghta are dashed out; a sweeping cataract hurls In; the Immense hall rises, oscillates, twirls as vpon a pivot, crepitates, crumble Into ruin. Crash again! th swirling wreck dissolve Into th wallowing of another monster billow; and a hundred cottage overturn, spin In sudden eddies, quiver, disjoint and melt Into th seething. So th hurricane paused tearing off th bead of th prodigious wave, to hurt them a hundred feet In air heaping up tha ocean against th I&nd upturning th wooda. Bays and paasea wer ewolleu to abysses; rivers regorged; the sea marshes were changed to raging waatea of water. Before New Orleans th flood of the mile broad Mississippi rose six feet above high est watermark. On hundred and ten mile away, ronaldsoiivilla trembled at th towering tide of th Lafourche. Ik strove to burst their boundaries. Far-off river eteamer tugged wildly at their cables, shivering HKe tethered creatures that hear by night the approaching howl ot deatroyera Smokestacks wer hurled overboard, pilot house torn away, cablus blown to fragments. And over roaring Kaimbuck pass over the agony ,f Calllou bay-the billowing tide rushed unresisted fro,n the gulf tearing and swallowing the land In Its course plouKhlng out deep sea channela where aleek herds had ten grating but a few hour beforeTending Inlands In twainand vr bearing with It. through the nls-ht. enormou vortex of wreck and vaet wan drift of corpses. Thrloe th great cry rings rippling through tha gray air. and over th green aaa, and over th f,r-floodod hell reefa. where th hug whit flaahea are aneet lightning of breakers and over the weird wash of corpses coming In. It Is the steam call ot th relief boat, hastening to rescue th living, to gather In th dead. The tremendous trsgedy to overt From "Chita: Memory of Laet Island. Pcoplo and Evcnt3 The fact reiualus unaltered by recent events that tte sinking of unsrnied -ships carrying in noont people does not advance by , hair's Ircttdtti the final sucenss of those who do It. Burt She, a wealthy saloon keeper of Phila delphia, l as been dead a few years. Before he "croaaed the bar" ha made will setting- aIde 1144 000 for the erection ol a tomb, a rvpllo of the Temple of Theses, in the local cemetery. The reieeltry author HI. a objocted to the "ad" and the heir thought tit cost too much. With th approval of th court the coat la limited to 'l.l4) and Part e remain wl'J te surrounded by a Ore ek temple, cot quit aa Imposing as he planned, tut "something Just a good." la (Sue time hi l4rlt may whlaper: This la on ana." The Mot Marder f Frank. OMAHA, Aug. JO.-To the Editor of Th Be: Is It poeslbl that this terrlbl cataatroph In regard to Leo Frank has happened T Yes, terrible! but there are not words In th English language em phatic enough to describe this black deed, for with th lynching of Frank th mob and all those who partook In the lynching, have not cnly cast a dark ahadow on themselves and on th state ot Georgia, but on th entire country, as well as on civilization Itself. To think of It-that thla should happen In th "Land of th fre end th horn ef the brave," and In th twentieth century, when we boast so much of progress and civilisation. W Americans look with indignation on Russia In regard to th persecution of the Jews there, and yet could a blacker deed have been accomplished even In Russia T Let na bow eur heads with sham and let us hop that this dead will be th last In the history of our country, as well as la ail civilised countries. DAVID BLOCH, Ml North Twenty-fourth. Says Make It falforsa. SOUTH 81DH, Aug. J0.-TO tha Edi tor of Th Bee; In changing th custom ot street ears stopping at near sld instead of far aide, why doe th company insist In th far side stops out side of the corporation and establish different rules on the sum car line? Why not mak th new system uniform over th entire line so there will b lea con fusion to people unacquainted with the boundary llnea of tb cltyT W see no real benefit In the change, but this seems to be one of the most foolish moves th street ear company could have made In not stopping all of its cars on th near aid over Its entire system. A READER. The Test of Billy Issisy's Work. OMAHA, Aug. S0.-T0 ths Editor of Th Be: A the criticisms of Mr. Sunday continues to be read, many may grow en xJotM, lost- ths cause they hop to help may be not balped but hurt In view of thla I am asking you to give some prominence In Th Bee to a few word which wer spoken In a private conversation by Charlie Buthr. Omaha will remember him as the well lovd singer In th great Torrey meeting held at th Auditorium some years aget "You are finding fault with th man now, but If ever Billy Sunday com to Omaha and gets next to th heart of some one that you have tried all these years to help and have failed as he Is Sure to do-and you see that life changed for all that Is best and happiest You. welt! Tou will lov Mr. Sunday Just as we ail do." EDITH DARLINO GARLOCH. 370 Hawthorne Avenue. Condition of Senth One aha Schools. SOUTH SIDE, Aug. JO. To th Edl Itor of The B: In a report of the pro ceedings of the Board of Education ap peared the following: "Board Member 15. Holovtchlner called attention to the deplorably rot ton condition of the South Side school buildings. He ssserted that vandalism was rampart, that desks and buildings wer . defaced and that th walls had apparently not been touched by a brush in years." .,i ; ' I was a member of the Board of Edu cation for four years previous to th merger, and each year we set aside an that could be spared for the repair of ohool buildings. During that time we Installed new toilets in several schools, and did some Interior work each year, replacing paper with paint whenever poa slble. . Last year we painted the interior of the high and Jungmann school as most throughout with a high grade ot flat wall paint A number of rooms In other Schoola were also painted last year. According to our school law we wer compelled to keep wKhln the levy each year, which w did. and turned over the school district to Omaha free from debt except bonded Indebtedness, and also around ttO.000 In cash at the close ot our school year. ' Our sunool buildings will compare favorably and better with other towns and cities. We do not know what th purpos of Dr. Holovtchlner Is, but he Is not stating facta when he makes such statements. I remember that a short time ago he waa talking loudly about the deplorable condition of some of the Omaha schools, but hav heard nothing about that condition lately. Has that been remedied? If not, would suggest that he turn his attention again in that direction. The people of South Sid wer well satisfied with their schools and this gentleman aeems to hav been th only on who has discovered such deplorable conditions. B. B, LEIQH. ' Palllnsr Another Stop, SQtTH ride. Aug. X-To th Edi tor of The Bee: It sounds a little singular for Lincoln Rlly. M. D., In Th Be te hop that congress may be con vened to pass laws stopping th exporta tion of cotton to Germany (to atop the war). I hav noted lota of different arguments to atop th European war. but thla la th most "silly" of any I 'hav ver heard. j, j. BLESSING. Maria mm BlaeJaeket. AUDUBON, la., Auij. 20. To th Editor of Th Bo: In a recent edition of The Be I noticed an article In which a cer tain party, I forget his name, tires to 'ex plain th difference between a marine and a bluejacket He then goes on to say that as a rule a bluejacket looks down on a marine and aenerallr there I an tonfrlondly feeling between the two. I would like to aa here, that th gentle man has orawn from tradition In making that statement and not from pre scot ex isting conditions. In the early part of the history of our navy the bluejacket looked upon tha marina as a landlubber beoause he did not have a ecaman'a train ing. At the present time, irhil there la always a feeling of friendly rivalry la athletic sports snd th like, there are no better "pals" on earth than a "gob" and a "leatherneck" when they are on shore leave and a Lao on and off duty aboard ship. ONE WHO HAS BEEN THEJtg. . Mneo fCaperoBt Knthnslaam. HEBRON, Neb., Aug. J0- To th Editor of Th Be: It has been mooted In these columns that International Esperanto was limited In Its moods and tense and short of roc! a and, therefore, not adaptable to literary uses. Hoe ver, ea March t, 113, the first edition of the New Testament In Esperanto rame from the pre as and ry May 1 ef the aanv year th rtrat to.001 wer sold, and now th third edttlou Is about exhausted. Eminent Ureek scholars are aatouiahed at th facile adaptability and th way la which It ran be tnadv to express the finer ahadea and phase of meaning, aa well as at th great floxibiu i'.y which th Ungues affords, They I find that with aU this It renders an ths Greek can give, . and It become a Startling revelation to' th students of modern languages because ef Its rich fund of roots, Ita systematl application of word building, the apt us of prefixes and suffixes, th strategic design of Its correlatives and the orderly sob ef prepositions. Most of the play of Shakespeare, some of the drama ot Goethe and Schiller, ex tracts from the works of Virgil, Byron. Goldsmith, Ibsen, Dickens and many others prove its adaptability. Authors rind they can soon become efficient in translating their .works Into Esperanto and need not suffer th condensation and strangulation at ths hands of unsympa thetic translators) and th Esperanto being so truly international ths various national linguists can then with ease transform It Into th native tongues with all It original vitality. ES PERANTI ST O. didn't send him two or three dollsrs." iButvalo Expreea. The etaas In hygiene was taking an ex- 'amination. I -What would yon do If tha room was ! stuffy and hotT' was on of th ques tion. "Oo outside," wrote one of the students. Indianapolis New. "What do you think of this generon svatem of prison discipline tinder which VO'i find yourself?" "Well,' replied th priaoner, thrfuahl- .1 A. ....... h.l k.. If ' k . 1 1 nna slderate to put so many temptations In a man a way or not. aeningion eur, The Minister' Wife The new cook left this morning, the one you said th Lord must hav sent The Minister-Well. dear, th Lord 1 glveth, and the Lord taketh Sway, I Hlaaaarl Ha tha. nam a nt (ha t 1 lHick. 1 "Did Swift borrow money te buy an auto?" "No; he Is a higher financier. IT bought n auto to borrow money." PhUadelpnia Bulletin. GRINS AND QB0AX3. "I see a man hn Just been arrested for a crime committed in IS? 0." "That kind ot news makes me ner- VOtla." "Why ao?" "When I was a young man I played the cornet" Louisville-Courier Journal. "Ferdy had on great disappointment while In Greece. " "What waa that?" "He couldn't find anyhodr who bo longed to a Greek letter society." Pitts burgh Post. KABIB31E , mxo scam wiu New m a YHf-RES WiT ON FATHERS llMCtt . PAH, .SINCE p TRIO TO AWASH Trir loss 'Mr. Jones, you will either have to marry at once or leave our employ." "But why ar you so anxious that I marry?" "While you ar in love you do not half attend to your dutlee, and you must either be cured or fired." Hoaton Poet "Did you give your son a liberal edu cation. Mr. Titer "Well, I don't know as you'd call It liberal exactly, but there wasn't a month passed while he waa In college that 1 THIS LAND OF 0TJ13. Lee Shipper In Leslie's. There are mountain peaks and pass wild with beauty all tnelr own .There ar mountain lake and river unsurpassable in dream, There are seas of billowed grasses, val leys thickly flower sown, n Caverns where through midnight quivers many an opalescent gleam, There la grandeur past the painting, love lines the nui acquainting Wltn the thrill ef thna-s supernal and th palm of thing drvtn With the Master Workman's rarest masterpiece, grandest fairest There are mysteries eternal In this land of your and mine I There I history far older than the an nals of mankind. There are footprints left by nations of far ages, all unknown, There are traces of a bolder race and on of lofty mind. The remain of who ereatlona have outlasted cliffs of stone: There la legend, there Is story, there iri romance, there is glory. Wher history and mystery their an cient lure combine: Marvel old with awe to thrill us, mar vels new with pride to fill ua, Ah! what It waa and I to bo, this land of yours and mine! Our cities are the wonder et the ancient fatherlands. Our fsr-epread plains are srleamfng with more wealth than MMu dreamed Now let us pause to ponder on th treas ures In our hands. Th sifts bevond our dreaming which from plenty' horn have streejned! Let us honor our own mother our own country first my brother. , Let us learn to know her better than ail lands bevond th brine. For the beet sifts of creation God has slven to our nation. Hearts with bonds of lov to fetter to tht land of yours and mine! The Human Note By Jam (yHara Day NTERTAINMENT ia always in demand. The world never yet has been overstocked with it. , And the surest way ot on terrAininEr the lartrftst nnssihlft number of people is the art of telling a good story, Give a man a good story to read, and you immediately win his approval. Never for get that every good story must deal with the prime, elemental, stirring emotions of man kind in other words, "hu man interest." No tract on politics ever became a "best seller." What readers want is the human interest. And so universal is the demand for en tertainment in the form of stories that the time has come when every up-to-date busi ness man must realize the necessity of tell ing a good story about his business. A small percentage of people who happen to be in need of an article will read the ary, unadorned list of prices in the newspaper advertisements. But there is a way to get aU the readers. You can do it by telling them an interest ing story in the advertisements. An inveterate reader of the monthly mag azines told me the other day; ' "It is getting to be so that the advertise ments in the magazines are as interesting and delightful to read as the fiction stories' That is the ideal of good advertising. Put into it the personal element, the hu man appeal. Do it either with illustrations or with commanding words. Or do it with both. The house which is known for its human interest advertising is the house which is doing a big business and commanding a whole lot of readers. If your business methods, your stock and your bargains cannot be made the bases for a good story in the advertising columns, there's something wrong with your estab lishment. Every success has back of it a good story. Every idea about valuable salesmanship is an important discovery. And there never yet has been an important discovery which could not be described in an interesting way. Entertainment that is the one thing everybody wants. Give the public the en tertainment and the public will give you the profits. in 1