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    THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, AUGUST 17, 1915.
THE OMAHA DAILY DEE
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Thought for the Day
If you toorls by (As kovr, you peniljf sail on
tht itrun of timt ukicH u always Uaring you
en to IA naes of pay whtthor yow mala any
effort or not, nothing can movo a men who U
paid by f to hour, liovt rtct tho if M of timt
to hit calm mind! Anonymous.
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In the Mexican spelling book; too, A. B. C.
ft only the beginning of the alphabet.
Near aide street car stopping Is snpposed to
help autolsts round corners. Be careful, Just
the same.
The weather man will have to begin to get
busy or we will forget there ever waa such a
thing aa 100-degree summer heat.
Complaints about the gate receipts all over
the country make It look aa If what the game ot
base ball needs most Is a dose of "pep."
The reet of the debate on the question of
exporting war munitions will have to be had out
with Pr eel dent Wilson and Secretary ot State
Lansing.
British, statesmen show a tendency to chew,
contraband cotton. The exercise will afford the
chewers aa little satisfaction aa the present war
situation.
Washington advices are that our own "Met
f active there boosting the Oarrauza end of the
game. Well, why shouldn't he, If he has con
nected op with the Carranxa payroll?
Italy la wisely economical. Buying Amer
ican dollars at a premium of 23 per cent with
whlcb, to pay for American wheat would quickly
give the Roman treasury the forlorn aspect ot
the neighboring Forum.
It's a fair guess that our big steel magnates
trould never have taken those coloaeal war or
dsrs, nor would they build new factories to fill
them, without first satisfying themselves that no
governmental Interference was Impending.
Governor Capper ot Kansas Is a most un
feeling official. Ills crusade against Juicy re
ceivership fees seriously disturbs the comity
which distinguishes the relations of the execu
tive and Judicial departments of the state gov
ernment. .
The Water beard Is drawing on Omaha for
a water fund tax cf $140,000 for next jew, an
lncreaae from $100,000 heretofore. Tie Wkier
district does not need one dollar of tltat extra
tnonsy which It Insists on taking out of the
pockets of the taxpayers.
Retired school teachers In New York City are
confronted with a disquieting deficit in the pen
sion fund. Contributions of the city to the fund,
together with 1 per cent of the teachers' salaries,
are insufficient and working teachers must
xaiae their contribution to 3 per cent or cut each
Session in half. The experience serves to show
that the country enters upon pension plans with
more enthusiasm than knowledge of what the
venture Involves.
Arthur BrUiis and Frank Daniels retumrd from a
ehort pleasure trip to the Bluff, bom of the wi'kd
Cnll who haunt the p-ia house corner souht to
m.r the ) y vt thWr excursion by phoning tha Council
2.;.iff polk a d'scrutlun of their appearance, and
ordering their arvst a ronftiit-nce men. Fortunately
fur the B. and I , the policeman did not succeed la
gsthering th-m in.
('. E. lirumier, T. C. II runner, and Mru. Jacob
F-i . uWml.-r are all suing to htlp Mr. and Mr
J. . hrunnvr celebrate ttwlr alxtwlh wedding anni
versary at Wet I'dnt where they have lived fur
te;.t it are, Mr. tlrunner bring pst tlgtity, aud Mra.
lsrunnrr eeventy-aeven.
la the al'S'iice of i-d Unify, Theodoie Jones Is the
m-uier prridlni in the I'ulun l&clMc baKftg room
Coluiu-l Akin of II. r 4. Co., ha btcn confined to tha
ivjuea by U.e breaMim out of an old wound.
A. J. Mi-ad. of !. felon I'm Iflc tclrgraph depart
u.eiit, and lii wife, iiav r turned from tnelr bridal
t -i:r In U s ( and will Hike up reaidVnce on
"omilton atrert.
llpt ry Kurtmn lm tx en engaged as Instructor in
j$ iiiEikMI' s and aili)iei,lcs at o pr month.
J J. i'roKii and family ht returned from a visit
M Ci.i.'&Jt f pi list.
I'rofesfor .'r Mt.r.t, the well known balloonist,
i lifd (jii lis nf tome tu Hi Ima to n'ntfut thst he
s u-.n f .r sn t u ns incni m acan-
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Definite Note on Munitions.
The reply of the United Ptate to the Aue-
ttlan note on the question of tale and shipment
of munitions of war more definitely restates the
l-coltlon adhered to from the first by our gov-
ernment. The principle Involved baa boon ex
plained many times, but to give force to Ha ap
plication, the course of Germany and Austria In
the past Is cited In Illustration of commercial
transactions with warring countries and serves
to Justify the present attitude of the United
States.
The deeper point at Issue Is not touched
upon, however, even Infercntlally,. In the note.
This Is that the principle of non-Intercourse
between neutrals and belligerents ran be made
applicable only by International agreement. It
may come as a part of the future peace plan, re
quiring that International disputes be left to an
International court for determination. Any
nation that refuses to so submit Its ease may
then find itself cut off from commerce with the
other nations, and at a decided disadvantage.
Tbls form of International boycott would be the
means of enforcing snbmlsston to the decrees of
the arbitration courts, and In a measure at least
take the place 'of the resort to arms by which
disagreements between nations are now settled.
But for this war It Is out of the question for
any one country to change the accepted rules
governing belligerents and neutrals.
How for a Demonstration.
While It la hardly to be expected that the
president will accept The Bee's Invitation to
prove democratic devotion to the principle of a
nonpartisan Judiciary by appointing a republican
tc the vacancy on the federal bench here, he has
a grand opportunity, which he should not pass,
to give ns a demonstration of the policy of pub
licity, advocated as a democratic principle by a
recent member of his cabinet family. For some
time the demand of Mr. Bryan has been that In
the selection of Judges the people be taken fully
Into the confidence of the appointing power by
making public all the endorsements filed for
every person under consideration, together with
the names of every one in any way urging the
claims of any candidate. The purpose, of
course. Is to expose to open view atl the wicked
Influences at work to put creatures In life tenure
places on the bench, and thus to frustrate every
Insidious effort to control the courts.,
But will the president do It? Will Mr.
Bryan set the example by himself proclaiming
his own preferred choice for the federal Judge
ship? Or is there a difference here, too, be
tween democratic preaching and practice?
Carranxa Holding: Off.
General Carranxa has announced that he
vlll not Interfere with the circulation of the AU-
Amerlcan peace note through that portion of
Mexico where he dominates, but he Is negatively
lukewarm In his personal attitude towards the
plan for pacifying his country and giving it
such government aa may restore It soon to Its
place among nations. Carranxa has been con
sistent In one thing at least. He haa never
evinced any Inclination to eliminate himself
when It came to possible negotiations for the
establishment of order. In this his course leads
to the conclusion that he Is more concerned over
Ma own advancement than fof the welfare of his
country. He haa been too deeply Involved In
the disorder of Mexico to be a really acceptable
leader under the peace movement, and yet he
mould undoubtedly have more Influence In the
conference than in the field. It is not incon
ceivable that Carranxa may yet be brought to
understand that he cannot enforce recognition,
and that he will yet take part In the peace con
ference, but Just now he risks forfeiting hls
prestige.
Discipline at Annapolis.
The report of the court of Inquiry, sitting at
Annapolis, recommending the dismissal of two
midshipmen and the punishment of several oth
ers, Just made and approved by the president,
Indicates a proper determination to maintain
discipline at the naval academy. The scandal
occasioned by the misbehavior of a few of the
midshipmen of the navy should not attach to
the entire corps, which aa a body will compare
with any similar group of young men in the
world. Conditions that gave rise to the inquiry
rutght prevail at any school, and likely would
meet with similar prompt action on discovery.
The course of study at the Annapolis academy
Ir severe, but it has been adopted aa the result
of experience, and is Intended to secure the
highest possible training for officers of the navy,
who are essentially experts In their profession.
But the requirements of the course are not lm-
possible to achieve, as witness the great number
of young men who succeed in passing the exam
inations and entering on the active work of lite
In the navy. In connection with the cultural
and technical training, the discipline of the
academy is Intended to develop the higher moral
attributes of the midshipmen and ltnpresa them
with a sense of the high responsibility they aa-
eume as "officers and gentlemen." It waa
against this more than any other tradition ot
the school the guilty ones offended. They were
found guilty ot deliberate cheating, and, there
fore, unfit for the service of their country.
It was fortunate for the faith of Divine
Right Baehr that the blow did not fall on the
anthracite barons while he lived. The shock of
government Interference with a hard coal
cinch would have saddened and shortened, his
life. . Occasionally the grim messenger is mer
ciful.
A multitude of returning vacationists will
keenly appreciate the news that a stack ot work
a foot high welcomed President Wilson to his
desk. No feature of a summer scout carries a
deeper note of joy than the knowledge that work
Insures a gladsome welcome home.
Medical authorities agree that human lungs
require double the quantity of air for the exer
cise ot walking and running over that needed in
sitting down. From this it may be guessed that
the drain on the atmosphere of Rusala must be
enormous at the present moment.
If the City Planning commission's Jurisdic
tion includes "the city beautiful." ooa ot its first
recommendations should 'be for transplanting
that hideous "Welcome" arch to some other
location where It will not disfigure an otherwise
artistic civic center.
Aimed at Omaha
Rlalr Trtbiin: Through the columns of lhr
Omaha Bee the trichina of tha fttate Normal BoarJ
In tha allowing the contract for tha c on irt ruction of tha
aurlltortum of tha Kearney Normal to tha hlirhcrt bid
der haa ben eipoeed. Tha uaual euatom In letting
contract of thla tort la to award tha Job to tha low
eat bidder; not so, however. In this cm, for the high
eat bidder sot tha Job. Doean't that smack of dirty
politics In our state echoola.
ward Blade: Fire meat marketa In Omaha have
paid flnea agreatln(t tM with coat added, for tha
offne of uslna sodium sulphite to preserve ham
burrer steak. It deatroya tell-tale odors and produces
a bright red appearance, deceiving1 tha purchaser. Tha
rural vUltor to tha city haa a variety Of unfit food
wlhed on him for Inatance chicken pis eompoaed of
ared rabbits
Battle Creak Enterprlae: Tha Omaha Bee has
learned why tha populace was disappointed' with tha
automobile racee in Omaha a short time as At tha
Ds Motnea tournament one driver waa killed and two
aerloualy Injured, while Omaha got away without a
fatality.
Rlverton Review (dem.); If Nebraaka democracy la
aaaln to be a living, vital force In our atate democracy.
Illtrhcocklam haa sot to go. That fact might Juat
as well ha underatood flrat aa last. The day has aet
when Gilbert M. Hitchcock reign is to be permitted.
Ills ascendancy In democratic ranks haa been but tha
dleaolutlon of tha atrength tha party waa heir to be
fore ha waa thus elevated. If Hitchoocklsm la to pre
vail In Nebraaka, then count 29,900 democrat out of
the party until auch time aa sober aenaea and sober
thinking returns to that party. Hitchcock's leadership
meane a leadership of special Intereata; It means a
leadcnhlp of breweiiea; It means a leadership of
atandpatletn and retrogreselon ; It means anything and
everything repuldve to tha moral. Intelligent and pro
gressive rltlsenehip of a great state. That's what
intchcocklam stands for aa It is personified In hla
acta, hla deeds and the fellowship that surround him.
Fremont Tribune: Omaha flnda that with Its
greater girth aa a result of annexation It must pro
vide an ampler budget. Of course, when knicker
bockers are discarded for men's slse, tha price In
creases accordingly.
Kearney Democrat: A portion of the greater city
of Omaha la to be prohibition ealoonlesa, according
to tha statement of Commissioner Kugel, who says:
There will ds no saloons, or even pool balls In Dun
dee If I can prevent them going there." Of eouree,
that will not appeal to Mayor "Jeema," and we are
wondering If Mayor "Jeema" la powerless to veto the
notions of Commissioner Kugel.
Papllllon Times: Let Omaha hold another booster
day for the 6maha baas ball team and It wilt aurely
spell laat place for that aggregation. Something la
radically wrong and the owner of tha team must feal
tha pang of financial stringency caused by having a
tall end team. Papllllon fana now never mention or
think of attending a Western league game In Omaha
while a few years ago with a winning team scores
attended tha gamea dally. It pays to have a winner
or, at leaat, a near winner.
Beaver City Tlmea-Tribune: Omaha had Harry K.
Thaw one day this week and will have Rev. Billy
Sunday next month. Not satisfied with these two at
traction. It Is clamoring for tha democratic national
convention , next summer. There's nothing too good
for Omaha.
Kearney Hub: Nearly every one In Omaha la en
gaged In a Billy Sunday controversy. But Billy will
coma and Billy will go. He will besin with a alam
and quit with a bang. Some one. Indeed several some
ones, will be waked up. And when the dust has
cleared away Omaha will be a better town by a whole
lot than It waa before. Method T it la results that
count. ; '
x Hasting Tribune: Mayor Dahlman won a mule race
In Omaha the other day, Nope, that Isn't just exactly
It Mayor Jim drove a mule that won a race. No
harm ataliatall.
Nebraska City Prea: Omaha seems (5 be well
plessed over tha announcement that a manufacturing
enterprlae In that town has received a big order for
shrapnel, a suborder from a Pittsburgh concern. Ther j
are various ways In which to show one's pleasure;
ours lies in a different direction.
Twice Told Tales
line Heard It Before.
While engaged In a conversation two prominent po
lice magistrates began telling stories of funny cases
that had been brought before them.
"Probably tha funniest I ever had," remarked one.
"waa an axed colored man, bearing the earmarks ot
the aouth, who applied to ma for a warrant. The of
fender. It seems, had been blaspheming Raatua before
and he had then appealed to ma for aid. Standing be
fore my desk he proceeded as follows:
'Yo' honah, I wants a warrant for George Wash
ington. He's date colored man what you told to be
good two weeks ago, but he's ben worse' n evah, aah.
I can stand him so longah.' .
" 'Humph,' I remarked, oaaually. 'Seams to me I
have heard that name somewhere before.'
" 'Yea, aah,' he answered, with alacrity, "two
waeka ago, sah.' "Philadelphia Press.
Got Hlaa at Lat.
Old Ebea was walking along tha at reet one morn
ing and one ef his arms waa In a sling. Mrs. Hortoa,
who bad often employed the old fellow for odd Jobs,
happened to meet aim and aaked:
"Why, Eben. have you met with an accident T"
"Yea, ma'am," replied Ebon, "I did. I'M done up
now, fer sho'l You see, dts arm in da slina, ma'am.
don't youT"
"Yea, Eben," said tha woman, sympathetically,
"what haa happened?"
"Well, ma'am," tha old colored man answered.
Til be 71 years olo nex' harvest I done see lots ob
trubble In my day, ma'am, but by der grace er Uod
I tntna to kuklux an' I mlaa da wbltecapo, ma'am, an'
I miss de vtglanoa committee an da regutatora, an
now, ma am. here In my ola age dem waxlnators
kotched me!" New York Tlmea.
Billy lflea Sesaetklag.
My atster, going to call one day on a school chum.
took her little son along. While there the hostess
served refreshments on a highly polished table, with
only a centerpiece In the center of the table. It looked
like a regular meal to Billy, who looked flrat at hU
mother and then at tha hoateaa In a pussled way.
They both began to eat. and finally Billy, with a
little aigh. aerloualy lifted hla glaaa and plate and
spread out bis napkin under them. Hla mother wanted
to know why ha waa doing that, and Billy, glancing
furtively at the hoateaa, who appeared not to be no
ticing, whispered: "Shi She forgot the tablecloth."
Chicago Tribune.
People and Eventa
A Chicago scientist solemnly aaaerte that men are
trailer than women. BclentUta may be credited wita
knowing their own environment.
John Dunn of St Uoul la a worker with a unique
record. He ha been on tha Job atnee lftia and has act
missed a single working day la that time.
The latest development In Uncle am'a subaea de
partment la tha "gaaoltne lag " No sort of a prohlbl.
tton order from Secretary Danltl can cork It Tha
jag la acqulied from tha fumes of a gasoline leak and
nothing but fresh air will save a man from a knockout
An ousted employe of the city hall In Kansaa City
told a bunch of inveatlgator that the work la hla do
partment could be dona by ulna imb, though twenty
six rhalrwarmera are on the Job. "But," ha added.
"I mean nine real men, not drunks." When office
holder fall out taxpayers get Inside Information.
Inursli MmI Kaslthatirsuir.
OMAHA, Aug. U.-To the Editor of The
Beel Luclen Stebblna must bava read
"War Time Warning," or "The Power
Behind the Scenea la Jhe Oreet War," an
antt-Cathollc pamphlet issued by tha
Protest Truth eoclety of England, and
circulated throughout the United SUiea.
I would remind Luclen, gently, but
firmly, that no Catholic state ever tried"
to impose Its religion upon a non
Catholle state. Would to Uod that the
same could be said of the non-Catbollo
states of Europe. ANNA CARROUU
3801 North Eighteenth Street
TsiMftr Aaka Feinted Qaestloaa.
OMAHA, Aug. J. To the Editor of the
Bee: From newspaper reports I see that
the city of Omaha la going to ask the
people of Dundee to pay the regular city
levy for 191a, and In addition pay on a
lovy of 43 nil lea, which was adopted by
the village board for the fiscal year,
1816-191C, before consolidation became a
fact It appears to iue that Dundee prop
erty owners will be hit tight hard if thla
goea through, and tor two reasons:
First, they compel that community to
pay for two fiscal period In one year.
Second, they are taxing thara twice for
the period of January 1 to April 10, 191.
which period Is covered by both levies.
Again, South Omaha property Is taxed
by the city commleaioners to the amount
of 1123,000 to cover the period of differ
ent fiscal years. But Instead of taxing
this difference to South Omaha property,
aa In the caae of Dundee, the city coun
cil aaka that the entire property of
Greater Omaha pay for it and thia, of
course. Include Dundee, I think one of
the fundamentals of t&xatiou must be
uniformity, therefore It la highly Im
probable that the above outlined method
will stand the teat of courts.
TAXPAYER. .
Prevention Preferable te "Ooeta."
OMAHA, Aug. IX-To tha Editor of
The Bee: Ever the contest goes on be
tween expense, or saving money, arrayed
against the value of a human life!
Over a thousand persona were killed in
the Iroquois theater holocaust before
rigid exit laws were demanded. Nearly
forty lives were given up as a sacrifice
to a weak and rotten girder in the
municipal auditorium at Long Beach, Cat.
BaJlroada murdered thousands of people
for year before safety devices and pro
tection were offered. Sickness, disease
and death waa the vanguard of our pure
food lawa. Adulterators of foodstuff
would ruin the health of a nation for a
few paltry cent of profit. The ill
fated Titanic was allowed to leave port
with only enough lifeboats for a third
of the passengers. Think of the fire In
the Triangle building In New York, where
160 girls were burned to death and killed
just because the only thought of tha
factory owner waa money! Greed and
erase of gold was tha power which al
lowed two old rattle-traps the Slocumb
and the Eastland toply their trade.
Always after a terrible catastrophe the
great American public arises to demand
an investigation after the damage la
done. This is needless expense.- The
money should be expended on investiga
tion before accidents. What we need la
a report on all buildings, fectorlee, boats,'
In fact, everything used by or for the
public . ... .
Silence has given consent too long al
ready to the sacrifice of life for accumu
lation of wealth. Now Is the appointed
time for concentrated action making the
greateat thing on earth the preservation
of a human life!
Give ua rigid Inspection and there will
be no "accidents" nor "goats."
.C, E. . WALSH.
Starvation a Flaaneler's Exeaee.
NORTH LOUP. Neb., Aug. 16. To the
Editor of The Bee: Tha people of tha
United States should keep an eye open
to the present movements in Mexico,
The dealings of the administration with
Carranxa do not seem to be fair. That
la aaytng a good deal, but we know that
Nebraska had a man,ln tha cabinet who
could see nothing In Mexico except
Villa, and, every favor waa shown Villa
by that member of tha cabinet When
the fact la known that the- administra
tion haa been permitting franchises In the
natural reaourcee ot thla country, to a
coterie of high financiers, why should
we be surprised in seeing tha same ad
ministration showing favors to those
financiers In Mexican affairs, where they
have natural resources unexcelled T My
assertion, by many people, may be ques
tioned; but I am ready, at any time, to
show the exact franchises disclosing the
purported facts. Carranxa haa aald "no
lo those high financiers ot Wall street,
and they have set out to get Carranxa
out ot that country. The people down
there hare been starving all the time.
Starvation Is a financier's excuse for
Intervention. Recognition of Carransa
la the only honorable means to peace.
WALTER JOHNSON.
Meaearlot vs. Csseraat.
TILDE N, Neb., Aug. 14. To the Editor
ot The Bee: The aobolarly and compli
mentary recognition of D. C. John of
Esperanto and bis devotion to the uni
versal intereata of tha world In giving
humanity a neutral auxiliary language. Is
most laudable. However, we are glad
to answer the questions tha learned doc
tor proposes, and which be claims as
defects of the Zamenhof system, which
haa passed every test for twenty-eight
yeara, and la dirested by a lingual
academy composed of 100 of the eminent
etonaologlst of tha world, representing
all too progressive nations.
"L That it has not a sufficient vocabu
lary." Being Romance-Teutonic, from
tha Argaa tree, and If a root la found
In ua In five of tha fifteen leading
language. It Is then accounted Interna
tional, and if not the Latin root la usedV
benoe tha vocabulary Is unlimited.
Want of moods and tense to be
a ecu rata." The heretofore numerous
forms of tba Hebrew verb, that are in
expressible In any other language, with
out a redundant circumlocution, find logi
cal expression in analytical forma. Par
ticularly tha ever troublesome participle,
which haa eight deftnata points that
cover every phase, that a pupil In the
grades can enaiyse a conatrucUon that
would entangle a teacher.
"t Too filavte," Slavlam la a vital
branch of the Aryan tree, and much of
our beat literature comes from that
source, and the under current of Slav
la homogeneoua with the Romance Teu
tonic even though the appearent exterior
abound In s's and Vs.
"4. Collaborated from too many
languages." It Is tha logical digest of the
Aryan system, and a monollngulat. who
even has no Latin, will find the way open
easily, and really Instead of requiring
the student to be a linguist, he finds
himself by this means on the approach
to comprehend the related Idioms, and
abl to scan them as be progresses.
"a. That one must be slavishly depend
ent on the lexicon." The word building
la the most Ingenious part of Eoperan
tiem, for the word parte, with tha sys
tematically framed, affixes and correla
along srxl t ersuadea me to take a drink."
wasi inaiun Mar.
Plomllne I wish Perclval wouldn
wear a fountain pen In his breaat pock
et Rrunetta WhyT
Hiondlne I am continually running ths
point Into my ear. Judge.
"What do you suppose causes the rise
In breadstuff?"
"Sometime It la trikes. sometimes the
failure of the wheat crop, sometimes
epemilatlnn and often it la just plain
yeast" Baltimore American.
tives, make the expressions leap up and
clothe the Idea.
b. The average monollngulit has 70 per
cent of the roots, and If he baa Latin
or tha elementa of another language, h
will add thereto. For a single root by
meane of the analytlo system Is capable
of being used In scores and scores of
words, with all shades of flexibility as
well as opposite, by mean of fixed
affixes. CHARLES P. LANG.
An Old Hywta With Varlatlona.
OMAHA, Aug. 15. To the Editor of
The Bee: A few days ago Trie Bee pub.
Ilahed the famous, or otherwise, poem
declaring .the hate of the Germans for
England.
I remembered reading some weeks
ago a description of that poem, for the
supposed writing of which the supposed
author had been decorated with the Iron
cross by the German emperor.
I looked up the article I read It In and
In the Literary Digest ot June it, pace
1&2S, I find a correspondent of the Lon
don Morning- Post who says:
"The famous 'Hymn of Hate Is noth
ing but a bold plagiarism.
"George Herwegh, the stubborn Ger
man revolutionary of seventy yeara ago,
was the author of thia 'Hymn of Hate'
and addressed It to Prussia (whence be
waa expelled) and the Prussian tyranny
of 1941. In Its original form It read:
'We all have only one common foe
Prussia.'
"Ernst Liaaauer, who several months
ago published in Jugend the 'Hymn of
Hate,' which haa at present such, a
vogue In Germany, simply substituted
England for Prussia in Herwegh's earlier
lucubration.
"Bio Historia nascitur."
I de not know what the Latin words
mean, but I think they ought to mean
"Be sure to get your history on straight."
JONATHAN EDWARDS.
She Oh, Charles. It ia so cold.. I would
like to have something around me.
He What would you care to have?
8he Oh, anything
And ha brouaht a ahawl. Michigan
Gargoyle.
EVEKS0NG.
Winifred Wells In the Independent.
Lay aalde your tools of labor, for the fli
la at Ita ending.
Mind and soul and body all are clamor
ing to be free.
Put away today's misfortune and tomor
row' fresh Intending.
Turn your lootstepe through the city
home to me.
Far- beyond the nolaome pavements
where the lla-hta gleam gold and gay.
Like swollen bubbles bobbing down the
canyon of the street,
t await your weary spirit as It wings Its
eager war
On the pinions of your longing strong
nnd fleet-
There my arm that ache with tender
There the heart of me shall keep you for
its deepest and Its beat,
And your griefs shall be forgotten In
my kisa.
Shall It matter if the tryste we hold are
ever in our dreaming?
Shall we yearn in vain 'for things we
know can never, never be?
Sweeter far than worlds that are, the
secret world of only seeming.
When at duak I feel you coming home
to me.
&ae7llilC
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LINES TO A SMILE.
"Papa, what do you call a man who
runs an auto?"
"It dependa on how near he comes to
hitting me." Houston Post.
"Can't I persuade you to sign the
pledge?"
"I s'piee so," replied Uncle Bill Bot
tletop. "The only trouble is that I'm
gettln' so easy perausded that every time
I slga the pledge some fell rw come
Get the Punch!
By J cane G'Hara Day
HE punch is the deciding thing
in a lot of other places besides
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Jess Willard is not the only
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If a play succeeds, it does so because it has
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I have labored through advertisements
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Whyt
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Ooeyrlswtoa.
ness snail trna you to my Dream
Old lovea have been, new loves may be,
but never lovo like this
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