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Aug mat
Thought for the Day
Ssscf of by Mmry A. Fifth
Tht day rtturm and briny $ tht petty rounds
of irritating eonctrnt and dutfc. Iltlp v to
play tht man, help a to perform them with
laughter and kind facet, let cheerfulnett abound
with industry. Gilt vt to go blithely on our
bvtinctt all this day, bring ta lo our retting
btdt teeary and content and undithonortd. And
grant u in tht end tht gift of sleep. Robert
Louit Stevtnton.
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Mayor "Jim" made bis reputation aa ropa
thrower. But he la some mule driver, too!
The Jitneys may not know just what hind ot
regulation they want, but tbey aeera to know
what tbey don't want.
Did yon see that? "Treating prohibited by
law In Great Britain?" What a vindication (or
Nebraska's dead-letter no-treat law!
General Scott la on bla way to Mexico. An
other General Scott went there once upon a
time to aettle thing's, and aettled tbem.
No one appeara to be botberlnc, or even In
quiring, m to what former Peraonal Ambassador
John Llnd thinks about It or would advlae ua
lo do In the premise.
It would seem that everyone entered fully
into the spirit of Booster day except the visiting
ball players, who were so Impolite as to persist
In winning the game.
The dispatches tell us that the emperor ot
Austria has had a severe chill. Now, If that In
formation related to the ctar of Russia, It would
be more understandable.
It is announced that the Russian fortress
Novogeorglevsk can hold out against the Ger
mans for months. It was announced once that
certain Belgian fortresses could bold out Indef
initely, but, then, they didn't have such terrify
ing names.
Omaha ia getting to be some sporty town!
Auto races, wrestling matches, motor speeding,
borse races, base ball, Ak-Sar-Ben carnival and
Billy Sunday carnival -there's a list of attrac
tions along the line of wholesome recreation
that can't be beat.
The "Moriei" and the Theater.
What eeems to be a wholly unnecessary, and
at this time a rather inopportune, controversy
has arisen between the producera of moving plo
I ire plays and the magnates of the theater. It
has its beginning In the reproduction of well
known plays In pictures, and the appearance
therein of actora who have been associated with
te play. One theater manager and producer
has said he will not permit any actor under his
direction to play before the camera; in retalia
tion one ot the big picture-makers has an
nounced that no actor who baa posed In front
of his lense shall be permitted to appear on the
stage while the film he flgurea In la before the
public, and between the two the actors are be
ginning to wonder Just where they come in.
No good reason Is given why this rivalry
should have suddenly become so intense. It
has been urged on many an occasion that the
moving picture has been hurtful to the theater
ly reason of its taking away patronage. This
Is true, and only because the moving picture
managers gave the people a form of amusement
that was more to the popular taste than was
furnished at the theater. With just a little bit
of adjustment, this situation could be remedied,
end the moving picture become a help Instead
of hindrance to the stage.
The atage has a purpose higher than that ot
i.ierely affording entertainment. Its mission is
educational and Its effort, when rightly bent, Is
In that direction. In this the "movie" should
be of service, as a factor in developing a deal re
fur better things. It Is Impossible that the
tectator Is always to be aatisfled with the pro
ceaaJon of flat sbsdows of people moving across
the screen, but leaving all else to be supplied by
the Imagination. The life ot the play la essen
I'ally the spoken word accompanied by the ani
mated gesture, and this can be provided only by
a company of capable actors, under the Intelli
gent direction of an experienced manager. Pfc-
tures of people alone cannot supply this, nor do
tbey make tbe same appeal to the understanding
mind. But the "movie" has its uses and. prop
erly controlled, may be made a most useful ad
junct to the theater, while a "war" between the
U'g oates will do ao good lo either.
Improving the Missouri.
Omaha Is to be naked to Join with Kansaa
City and other Miasourl river towns In opposing
tbe recommendation of Lieutenant Colonel
Deakyne, the United States engineer who recom
mends that the program for Improvement of the
Pig Mnddy be abandoned. Tbla recommenda
tion, based on the failure to develop sufficient
traffto to warrant tbe expenditure, puts the
question squarely up to congress. Money was
net aside In the Isat rivers and harbors bill for
the work, which, If done st all, will, for the pres
ent at lnast, be under the direction of an engi
neer now on record as opposed to tbe project.
Missouri river navigation Is not a new prob
lem; the stream Is as susceptible of service now
ns It ever was, and the only point at Issue Is the
cost of developing traffic. If the river Is to be
used, a comprehensive program must be adopted,
to be systematically carried out. This will In
clude not alone the clearing of the channel from
obstructions, tbe protection of the banks of the
stream In order thst a permanent channel may
be preserved, but the furnishing of terminal
facilities at the points to be served. The re
quirements are easily outlined, and the only
question to be finally settled Is whether water
Is to be made available to supplement rail transportation.
Carranra Beady to Comply.
The earliest fruits of the All-Amerlcan con
ference on Mexican matters Is the manifestation
of a desire on part of the striving champions,
who have torn their country by factional fight
ing, to imt In on tbe ground floor of the settle
ment. This must be the cane of Venustlano
Carranca, who accompanies his brief of submis
sion with tbe delicate suggestion that he be
recognized as the "first chief" and tbe man to
be given power In Mexico, Similar submission,
with the same suggestions, will very likely be
before the conferees early In the week.
As outlined by the United States, the plans
for pacifying Mexico comprise the recognition of
all factlona aa factors in the settlement, which
will date back to the abdication and flight of
Huerta. Neither side Is to be given final prefer
ence, but an effort will be made to find a man
for president who will represent what tbe revo
lution stood for, but who has not been faction
ally prominent since. This elimination of the
present leaders should have the effect of mak
ing union the easier, and, as the settlement will
have the active support of all American powers,
Its authority ought to easily be established.
Mexicans may have a real government again
before the year Is out, but It will take a long
time to bring that country back to the state ot
development to which Dlai had brought It.
The "Eug-enie Woman."
One of the enthusiasts who has been spout
ing at a convention out on the Pacific coast has
given us a word picture of the future woman,
to be brought about through eugenics. She
will be taller than the present woman, will be
plump, but not fleshy, and will have a rich com
plexion In which the glow ot health will shine
with undiminished radiance. All right. But
(rhy wait for two or three generations before
plucking this peach? Do it now, for she Is with
us In abundance. Girls we have, "daughters ot
the gods, divinely tall, and most divinely fair,"
and some of them are dark and some are
blondes. And who is going to say what Is the
right height for a woman? It will be like the
answer Lincoln gave when asked how long a
man's legs ought to be.
One thing msy be accepted as settled. The
mother of the future will be like the mother of
all ages, from the beginning of the race on down
to the present. Her face will shine with "that
light that never was on land or sea," ber arms
will enfold her offspring with such warmth of
love aa nowhere else Is found, and from her lap
her babe will crow his delight In an empire be
yend the dreams of earth's most ambitious
monarch. And, as years go by, and the fledg
lings leave the home nest, wherever they wan
der, mother's love will be there with them, and
mother's heart will be sore because she cannot
always simply kiss away the hurts of life. And,
when at last mother closes her eyes and goes to
her long rest, she will be mourned by sons and
daughters who have known something ot that
Infinite blessing that has beld the race together,
world without end, a mother's love.
Eugenics may accomplish wonders in Its way,
but It will never alter mother.
Slaug-hteror Massacre f
Accuracy and precise statement alike require
the omission of the word "slaughter" from the
roster of world wsr terms. It Is Incorrect and
misleading. In former wars In which open
fighting prevailed as well as In the days of the
spear and tbe battleax, slaughter was an exact
descriptive term. Trench warfare, despite the
"spraying of fields with high explosives." the
tossing ot hand grenades, the rolling of bombs,
tbe use ot asphyxiating gas and liquid fire, ren
ders the life ot soldiers comparatively safe.
Such at leaat Is tbe inference conveyed by an
expert In explosives, Hudson Maxim.
"The slaughter which marks this war," says
Mr. Maxim In a New York Times Interview, "Is
not more than one-tenth aa great for the hours
of actual battls In comparison with the number
of men engaged aa that of our civil war." This
Is a strong statement considering the aource.
Let us examine it In the light ot available
records.
No one knows definitely how many men have
been or are now engaged In the present war.
Fifteen million men Is regarded a fair estimate.
The total number of men of all services engaged
on both sides in tbe four years of our civil wsr
was 3, 125,000, or a little more than one-fifth
cf Europe's estimate. The Red Cross computa
tion of losses during the first six months of tbe
present war abows S, 148,000 dead and 1,150,000
seriously wounded. The former figures work
out a death lose of 1,4 4 for every hour of the
clx months, exclusive of the wounded loss.
The loss of life from all causes, on both sides
ot tbe civil war, totals 483,7(5 men union,
34.44; confederate, 133.811. This means an
average loss of 11.8 per hour for every hour ot
the four years of wsr. If jhe civil war losses
were compressed Into a battle period of six
months, corresponding with Europe's period, the
average loss per hour would be 111 men, or
cue to every seven killed per hour In the war.
eiaughtcr Is not the word. Massacre more
fittingly describes the world war.
Ut TXOTOB SOSSWiTTIS,
DO W17 remember "(Vln" Harvey, the same who
made Mmaclf no famous by hla book raliod
"Coin's Financial Hc.hool" when the fiee allvt-r
fremy waa at Its lie!aht-that ha had thouaanda cf
people actually hclicvlns bis "school" was a rcalltj
and that Lyman .1. Ge, ter secretary of tho
treasury; J. Ilorpont Morgan, and all the other hi
Runs, stood vp beerc him and were qulxxed by the
achoolmaitrr In person? In hla "Coin's Financial
School" Harvey 'undertook to propose the remedy thai
was to revive the world from Its Industrial depree
slon, and cure all the economlo Ills to which mankind
waa subject Wall, the same W. H, Harvey, po-a
living- down In Arkansas, has sotten out a new book
In the same schoolmaster style, which proposes a
new remedy In fart, he calls the book "The Rem
edy, " which Is "to emancipate the race from evil
condltlona now existing- In the world, and to provide
an organisation lo carry the remedy Into effect."
Harvey la always Interesting, and hla book Is not
bad reading. Although by no means so faaclnattnq.
aa his free silver stuff. It la equally Indefinite anl
Impractical. He starts out by asserting that lack of
Individual chnracter la what Is ailing this dlscreplt
old world, and Illustrates It with a story about a
business man giving hla cashier twenty-five plecea of
fractional silver to be banded out to persons paying
their bills In addition to the change properly due, only
to find by the test that eight pocketed the money
without looking st It, while nine men and two women
knowingly kept It, and only six, being two women
and four men, returned the excess. Not at all Ini
probable, as It atrtke me! But what Is the remedy?
"My proposition," declares Harvey, "Is a system of
education that will create proper character In the In
dividual, and a high character of citizenship. Charac
ter (furthermore) may be taught as easily as reading,
writing or other similar branches." So all you have
to do Is to buy one of Harvey's books, fill In "Con
tribution Blank, Form A," with the amount of monor
you wlah to give to the educational movement to pro
mote character teaching, payable when the sum of
1X4,000 at least has been subscribed for that purpose,
and you will have done your share toward bringing
about the regeneration of the universe.
Harvey's new book recalls his former heyday
when he came to Omaha In the early spring of l'Jfl
for a lecture on the free and unlimited coinage of
silver, which packed the o:i Crelghton theater to the
doors. It was at this meeting that Harvey made
some remark about the surreprttlouaness of the
''Crime of 1S7S," the accuracy of which my father,
who was present, challenged on the spot When the'
cross-questioning threatened to become Uncomfortable,
Schoolmaster Harvey waved hla hand toward Wil
liam Jennings Bryan, noticeable among the occu
pants of a box, with the remark that Mr. Bryan
would doubtless be glsd to accommodate Mr. Rose
water In a debate. The challenge was pressed upon
Mr. Bryan, as Harvey's substitute, and the debate
was duly held a few weeks later. It waa a good de
bate, as all who heard It conceded, and tho partisans
of each stde Insisted that their respective champions
had the better of the argument. This waa In May of
DBS, and thla money-question debate caused so much
talk throughout the land that many Invitations were
received to repeat It at different places. One of these
Invitations was accepted for a Chautauqua gathering
at Independence, Mo., on the outskirts of Kansaa
City, It being convenient for the two orators to atop
there on their way to the Ft. Louis convention, which
both were attending In their capacity as newspaper
men. If I am not mistaken, this was the last tlmo
Mr. Bryan entered Into publto debate with anyone, ss
he was nominated for president before another month
rolled around, and subsequently refused to recognize
any challenges that did not come from an opposing
presidential candidate, and none earns front such per
sonages. My father waa paid ITS for his part In the
Kansas City debate, and I take It that the amount
received by Mr. Bryan was the same. My father
afterwards debated the same question with "Coin'
Harvey, himself, over at Urban. 111., where he suc
ceeded In driving In the material he had originally
wanted to launch at him at the Crelghton theater
meeting here.
It takes a reporter experienced In all sides of life
to see the humor of a situation. One of our scribes
I won't giva him away by , name who has been
spending his vacation with hla folks In Peoria, whers
he, himself, launched his Journal Is tlo career befoie
coming to us, sends me a picture postal. Inscribed.
"This la a Pretty town, but when I spend my other
tl.W, I'll be back. They make almost everything here
almost Kentucky whisky, almost Russian ambassa
dors and almost reporters."
Our former fellow townsman, Henry X- Estabrook,
occupies a large part of the current number of the
National Magaslne with an article made up from hi
address on "Truth Business and Political," which he
delivered wtth telling oratorical effect at Chicago a
few weeks ago before th Associated Advertlaluj
Clubs of th World. As a truth-teller Estabrook ha
no superior and fsw equals In fact his blunt telling
of brutal truths undoubtedly had much to do with
Omaha losing him as a cltlsen and the local bai
losing on of its most distinguished members when
he moved away, largely because h had championed
th losing side in a local political contest In which
the truths he told were not palatable to those for
whose edification they were uttered. Th wide
spread publicity Estabrook la receiving ts supposed to
be part of preliminaries engineered by his law partner.
Ornisby McHarg. to suggest him as a president al
possibility. If anybody can, McHarg can at any rate
It reflects credit where it Is well bestowed and rejrsrd
less of th presidential race, Henry D. Estabrook cf
New Tork and Omaha would grac a cabinet portfolio
or a foreign embassy, and he wouldn't forget his
boyhood friends, either.
SIGNPOSTS OF PROGRESS.
At the flrat of the year, according to
a government etlmate, thM-e were 1SS,
77,000 farm animals In the I'nlted States,
a gnJn In a year of shout 7.952,000.
He.-au of competition of the Jitney
buea an electric line which operatea In
Vancouver and Victoria has reduced Its
ratAK to cents.
He-.-aneo of present rates of foreign ex
(banKo n rloll-r in American gold la worth
abriiit 11.S cents in Knfland. 113 cents
in (lenuany and 102.5 cents In France.
PUtv years' supply of natural gas at
the i recent rate of consumption has been
wnid In Oklahoma In recent yeara, ao
cordlnif lo government figures.
Tho sum ittnt for newspaper advertia
ing In the United States is Si'-O.OOO.OftO.
This la per cent at all advertising and
more than four tlmse as much as In the
second lurgeat medium.
The ccuiity of Lancaster, Pennsylvania,
l not only billing, but Is anxious, to pay
lla debts fcefore they are due, and the
commissioner are advertising for credit
ors to come forth with 130.000 woVth of
outstanding bonds, due In 1918.
Mlsaourls governor wlahea to reverso
the "show ino" slogan to on of "show
you." He plana to hav a tralnload of
Missouri products, accompanied by varl
oua silver-tongued personages, tour the
eastrn end northern states by way of
proof.
On tbe metal plates of the United States
steamship New Jersey. Henry Reuterdahl.
tho marln srtlat. has painted a remark
able scene of a battleihlp In act on. The
picture la called tho moat valuable In th
world, as the structure on which It I
laid cost many million.
QUAINT BITS OF LIFE.
It was a PsnvlU. Ind., total abstainer
whose cow ate fermented corn and got
drunk and scandalised th neighborhood.
Headed by a big rooster a flock of
hens In Pittsburgh marches every evening
from Its yard to the railroad station to
meet the owner, J. I Armstrong. Th
flock then escorts Armstrong to his home,
tho rooster leading all the way.
John A. Snyder, a Harrlsburg (Pa.) let
ter carrier, who Is 60 years of age. has
left for Los Angeles, where h will marry
Mary C. Stemler. formerly of this county.
Th pair were engaged when he was 18.
The bride-to-be is now 64.
A young daughter of Bronlslaw Ko
walexyk of Eaathampton was seised with
a violent fit of coughing, which brought
from her throat a stickpin she swallowed
five years sgo. In a similar coughing
fit laat fall the stone which had been set
in this pin waa recovered.
Whenever N. Frank Randall of Ran
dolph, Mass., goes Into a certain news
store In town and leaves his horse near
the curb the horse promptly comes up to
the door and pokes his nose against th
Class until Randall comes out with some
candy tor the animal.
A Chicago alderman played a good Joke
on his colleagues the other day by Intro
ducing a resolution "to prevent the us
of patronage or the promise of It In In
fluencing th vote or action of any per
sons." After It had been promptly voted
down, he explained that It was a section
of the stat law and he merely wanted
to know whether th aldermen knew It.
That a slap In the face brought on an
attack of heart dlaeaae and caused tbe
death ot Michael Truehart, 61 years old,
of IIS Bt Ann's avenue. New Tork, was
disclosed In Long Island City police court
when Gregory Kelly of 732 East On
Hundred and Thirty-Seventh street was
held In 83,000 ball on a charge of man
slaughter. Th men, who were old
friends, were on a ferryboat on their way
to North Beach. Thursday night, when
they differed ever a trivial matter, Kelly
slapped Truehart with th flat of his
hand and th latter fell against th rail
ing and died.
If I
More than 8,000 persons were praeent for th Grant
memorial exercises at the high sohool grounds which
were carried out with due Impreealvenesa
Th day was also observed at Fort Omaha by half
hour guns, and a national salute at sunset.
Miss Mollis Fagaa, who waa hurt In a runaway.
Is convalescing rapidly.
Frank Bobbins has been appointed special polio
man at th depot on account of th growing tramp
nuisance, end Increase of pickpockets swarmlug there.
Prof. 8. a Glllspte is visiting his brother. Prof. J.
A. Gillsple of th Peat and Dumb Institute.
Rain and moonlight don't mix very will. Messia
Stemsdorf and Ouok were compelled to postpone their
moonlight picnic, which was to have been given in
Hansrom park.
. mmm
Colonel and Mrs. Ouy V. Henry entertained thoae
who participated la the rifle competition with a
pleasant dancing party at their reatdeno at Fort
Omaha.
Mrs. Pamuel McLeod and Miss Susie McLeod
started oa an extending tour west
Work has been suspended on th addition to th
B. A !. headquarters building, th trouble being that
th masons quit because they discovered that the coo
tractor was putting In a too cut by eonviot labor.
Bacaua ef Governor Pawee quarantine predaaaa.
tloa President Mufchan of th stock yards, has ap
pointed Dr. 8. K. Chambers veterinarian for th stock
yards to work with sad report to th stats veterinar
ian, Dr. Garth,
W0MEFS ACTIVITIES.
Th chief ef polio of Southampton.
England. Is advertising for policewomen
at a sal try of from 87 to 89 a week.
The Massachusetts Federation of Wom
en's Clubs has Indorsed the suffrage
movement The antls waged war against
the position. Th vote stood VA to M.
Th Providence Journal calls attention
to th fact that a man In Blnghamton.
Conn., baa mad twenty quilts thus far
In th year, and yet some people talk
about women Invading the sphere of men.
Another step In woman's progress was
taken Wednesday, when th first woman
luatlce In th British empire were nomi
nated in South Australia. On of them is
Mrs. Prlca. widow of th state's first
labor premier.
Mayor Thompson of Chicago thinks
that women know something about tbe
city beautiful, and has appointed Mrs.
James H. Channon member of a peolal
parks commission. Bh has been Inter
ested la the parks and playgrounds work
for several years. Dr. Marie Schmidt la
another woman oa th same commute.
Female workers on "tramways," th
British nam for street cars, were not
very much In favor with the Amalga
mated Assoclatloa of Tramway and Ve
hicle Workers at th annual conference
In Edinburgh recently. Resolutions of
protest sgainat woman workers were
passed, and it waa declared that, while
th government may want women to take
the place of men during the war, this
organisation disapproved' of It
Atlanta, Oa., has been dtacuaslng the
question ot co-education, and recently th
Board of Education decided by an Indirect
vote that th time has come for coedu
cational high schools in that city. Mm.
A. T. Wise aald ahe was opposed to such
a school, and, aa principal of one of the
schools, has had opportunity to form an
opinion. T lie re are psychological and
medical reasons, ah said, that make It
unwise for girls and boys of high school
age to go to school together.
TIPS ON HOME TOPICS.
Indianapolis News: The bureau of en
graving and printing, which grinds out
our currency for us, has cornered th
supply ot dyestuffs neceeaury In Its busi
ness. But then, ef course, the object of
a corner Is always to make money.
Wall Street Journal: Aaaumptloa that
when the expert navy board has been
selected "w will presently be in a state
of defense such as no other nation has
ever seen" matehea tbe theory that a
grand Jury Indictment la equivalent to
conviction.
Springfield Republican: A circular Is
sued by the "Railroad Workers' Educa
tional league" urges union men to pro
test againat th purchase of Increasingly
heavier locomotives, which, it la argued,
mean th displacement ef aa Increasing
amount of labor. Th latroduotioa ef
labor-saving devices has always had this
affect hut th normal Increase) la boat
na eaa be trusted to take ear of th
displaced workmen,
People and Events
Major Jost of Kansas City Is faring a
possible Impeachment, Just because an
auditing committee Isn't satisfied with
the way the pay rolls down there were
made out.
The pushcart market Is one of the great
Institutions of New York's East Fide. It
aerves a real need for the poor and is to
be given permanent quarters under the
new Manhattan bridge.
Boston Elks gave an enthusiastic
reception to the new grnnd exnltd ruler
of the order, James P.. Nicholson of
Springfield, on his return from Los An- i matters. ' Houston I'ost.
GRIKS AND GROANS.
"Another new hat! You should really
fft-e our money iili Hie price of ever
thlng going no. '
Hut why .' Tlic lonner 1 ee It the leM
I can buy with It." l apsing Show.
Fcmiiln Twin Soul Pardon my dishev
eled appearance; 1 have just come from
the hath!
Male Twin Siul Ah' you bnthc. then?
Frmn'e Twin Foul- Yen.
Mile Twin Soul Aii"thr haMt In com
mon. How aweet! lluffalo fc..fTesB.
"Does ynur hucl-and err lie to you?"
"Ne er."
"How do jou know?"
"He tel.s me Hint I do not look a
day older than 1 illd when lie marrlivl
me and If he d'cn t He .ibmit tnat I
don't think ho would abmit less l-ni)ortniit
where he was elected to his high
geles,
f-lace
Judge Chatfieid In the federal district!
court at Brooklyn cut the claims for i
"Why do you go out rowing with that
man? Ho thinks It'a funny to rock the
boat."
"I've heard so " rep led the athletic
nl-l A .1UIIL , r him V.a .'In,
attorneys' fees in a receivership caseitlrre 1 saw him, and 1m Juet dvlnx fo
from 8I24.T30 to $3!.l3. saying the at-'an excuse to hit him over the heud with
torneya had done little effective work n or." Washington tar.
for the creditors.
Gladys Ravenscroft, the young EngHsh
woman who captured the woman's na
tional golf championship of the I'nlted
States In 1913, has Just announced her
engagement to wed with Temple lo
bell, a young English gentleman.
George W. Shock of Philadelphia, 90
years old, and sixty-one years a teacher
In the Philadelphia public schools, says:
Tlenty of hard work keeps a man
from getting rusty." and advises the
axe or the hoe as tho proper instrument
for exercise purposes.
At the home of A. J. Stearns In Hart
land, Vt, is a larg red rosebush which
has been bearing roses for more than
seventy years to hla knowledge This
year It had more than ninety full-blown
and partly opened buds at the same
time.
Hudaon Maxim, the Inventor, and Mat-
ICAB1BBLE
KABARET
EriNCD Kurro vu mow ne a sim$,
"JiONT- PlAV MARBLES Wmt
"Oh, no!" soliloquized Johnny bitterly,
"there ain't any favorites In this family.
Oh, no! If I bite my fingernails I get a
rnp over the knuckles, but if the baby
eats his whole foot they think It's cute."
Indies' Home Journal.
"His verses a re simply blood oiirdllng!"
"Yes. regular Edgar Allan Poetry."
Harvard Lampoon.
. I,. . ! J" " eron"-ut- C'holly (to shopman)-I say-aw-couM
leal publication, have been selected by , you take that yellow tie with th pink
trie Aerounautical Society of America to spots out of the window 7
represent that organization on tho navy
advisory board, of which Thomas A.
Edison Is chairman.
Joshua Conkllng Reeves of Stoyes
town. Pa., father of three very popular
daughters, has devised a "kiss resonator,"
whereby h hopes to keep track of the
courting. In some parts of the country
a speedometer would be more to the
point as the smack would be loud
enough without the aid ot a resonator.
a sugar
AROUND THE CITIES
Milan, Italy, has 600,000 people.
aanaam, Holland, Is to have
factory.
Boys and girts in Vienna under the sge
of 14 have been ordered to serve as hos
pital ordoillea
Fir which swept the village of Hogans
burg, N. Y.. near Watertown, caused
damage of 176,000.
Forty-six cases of typhoid fever ha
been reported In the Bay Ridge section
of brooklyn, N. Y.
Branch, N. Y., Is annoyed because por
cupines have taken to Invading the vil
lage streets In numbers.
The Paris police force Is to be Increased
by the addition of a corps oT divers to
work beneath the ilvcr Seine.
Gas cookers on hire In Bristol, Englund.
numbered 1W60 In 1902 ; 4J.770 In U10 and
M.&X) In 191 reports Consul Armstrong.
When the ground Is covered with snow
in at least one city In Norway a track
less trolley car hauls as a trailer a pac
aenger car mounted on runners.
Lynchburg, Vs., has a name which is
not exactly suggestive in Itself of reform
In penolcgy. Yet It Is the Lynchburg city
farm board which since April has main
tained a 450-acre farm for city prisoners
where forty whites and forty negroes,
under short-term sentences, are employed.
Hosier Yea, sir. Pleased to take any
thing out of the window, sir.
Cholly Thanks, awfly. The beastly
thing bothers me every time 1 pass. Good
maw ning. Christian Register.
COLUMBIA'S EMBLEM.
Edna D. Proctor In "Songs of America."
Blston Columbia's emblem.
The bounteous, golden Corn!
Eons ago, of th great sun'a glow
And the Joy of the earth, 't was born.
From Superior's shore to Chill,
From the ocean of dawn to the west.
With its banners of green and silken
sheen
It sprang at the win's behest;
And by dew and shower, from its natal
hour,
With honey and wine 't was fed,
Till on slope and plain the gods were fain
To share the feast outspread;
For the rarest boon to the lan l they loved
Was the Corn so rich and fair.
Nor star nor breeze o'er the farthest seas
Could find Its Uko elsewhere.
In their holiest ten-pies the Incas '
Offered the heaven-sent Malxe
Grains wrought of gold, in a silver fold.
For the sun's enraptured gaze;
And Its harvest came to the wandering'
trlbea
As the sods' own gift and seal,
An.l Montezuma's festal bread
Was made of Its sacred meal.
Narrow their cherished fields; but ours
Are broad as the continent's breast.
And, lavish as leaves, the rustling:
sheaves
Bring plenty and Joy and rest;
For they strew the plains and crowtl th
wains - ,
When the reapers meet at mora.
Till blithe cheers ring and west winds
sing
A song for the garnered Corn.
The rose may bloom for England.
The My for France unfold;
Ireland mav honr the shamrock,
Scotland her thistle bold;
But the shield of the great Republic,
The glory of the Went
Shall Ih-ht a stalk of the tasselled Corn
The sun's aupreme bequest!
The arbutus and the goldenrod
The heart of the North may cheer.
And the mountain laurel for Maryland
Its royal clusters rear.
And Jasmine and mngnolLa
The crest of the South adorn:
But the wide Republic's emblem
Is the bounteous, golden Corn!
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friends and In the comforts of your own home. It's the new fashionably way,
With the money you would spend "going somewhere" you could make yourself
a "Vacation Present" of a fine Diamond, and the pleaaure derived from own
ing and wearing a genuine Diamond Is
Uke an all-the-year-round vacation.
During our Annual Mid-Summer or Vacation-Time
Hales la the time to buy
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Ho. ioee Cuff
Links, solid gold,
Roman finish,
fine Dla- ft A
mond '
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