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THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
roUNDTCD BT EDWAR1J ROSE WATER.
VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR.
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Babacrtber leaving tha dry temporarily
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August V
' Thought for the Day
t
With mm 'lie wmnwa to condemn
Whatever U too g od, too fair.
Too high to b conceived by them.
To speed-man lao autolsts once more:
down, and be careful.
Slow
In tbe Unco of tba diamond, tha Ruislan
team at Warsaw would be described ss "lining
on out for home."
A bint to tba wjae: Ak-Bar-Bea baa fixed ft
deadline on membership. And tba next tblng
win ba a waiUng Ustl
"How can a cation tbat baa a Roosevelt be
called unprepared for war?" asks a southern
paper. Tea, and there's a Hobson, tool
After pulling off bla carnival of religion in
Ban Francisco, Rev. "Billy" Sunday should find
tba coming Job In Omaha mere boys play.
Tha American flag ia still flying over the
capltol ot Haiti. But thla Is another Instance)
wber tha constitution does not follow tba flag.
If tha simplified spelling board would only
get busy now on tbe war map of tha eastern
frontier, it would ring tha boll's-eye of publlo
approval. t
' Tha Eastland waa advertised for ita last trip
ac "tba largest, finest and fastest lake axoursloa
steamship." "Truth la advertising" certainly
lipped a eog somewhere. -
Chicago has raised 1350,000 for relief of de
pendents of Eastland victims. Tha American
people may be immersed la money making, but
they never fall to respond to tba call of suffering.
If tbeee disturbances In the state bouse at
Lincoln continue, the democratic Inmates will
be persuaded that tbe two Hall boys are a re
incarnation of tba . pestiferous "Hall Room
Eoya."
A German pictorial publication give a
graphic photo illustration of Russian prisoners
before and after" German treatment to rid
them ot vermin. War may ba a real clvtlit er
after alL
Vie President KarshaU assures us that tba
country ia safe In tha hands of President Wil
son. Only his modesty prevents him from as
suring us ot Its equal safety should any mis
chance vacate tba office of chief executive.
' , ,
No on expects tba Auditorium acquired by
the city to ba a money-maker, but rightly run it
us cire tha people of Omaha full returns on
thetr investment. Keeping It idle ia tha sure
way to a dead lets by whatever measurement,
Tha Impending changes in tba federal offi
ces here will give tha democrats another chance
to prove their devotion to civil servlc and tha
merit system. Watch the tblmble-rirxlnr to
e,lve tbe preferred subordinate positions to de
serving democrats only. .
tro J or pople are admiring tba handaome
mournliic decoration In the atora window, tbat of
K P. Mora oa Karoara (treat attracting special at-
ti.un. la tha canter of tba et window behind white
!;we curtain srnUy drawn aside, rt a coffin
wrapped la fcta and BtrUMa and on lta top' a aiiuple
wrtb made of oak leave, also a aword and army
hat. ucb as tha great seneraJ utad to wear la camp.
At tlthor end of the ceaket la a stand of arm bald to
I'tt.rf hr roeetUa of crape, and In the eornere of tba
viu4we era two pUea of oannoa balla
Juda feavae left fur Boston to attend a meeting
o! d!rctora of the Lnljn Pacific.
Hi Utatea A mil andi Marola IlargToaves who bav
Ua U:ls Mr H. EX Allen at WJ Wabater Htn
1-rfl for the bom la Mount 1'leaaant.
M. Kuaenthai la vtidtlng tia brother. A. afaadelborg.
on lila way rrora uaiamora to Baa Franclaco.
The Durant EluiflJia and lioaa company eleoted tha
f'.-llowtng oPlcefii C. Klher. foretnaa; B. Kenney,
lirt a.itJtit; E. M. Wnlfn. aecond aaalatant; td
Tyl..r, prealdeat; T. Cliff, tfvaaurer; Trmak Sthata.
Mr. Litton of the firm of Edney A Olbboo. mat
it, i a i-nlutA aciidrnt. being kicked oa the leg tiy a
V. i. Ioolr. forrtKsrly ith fcliUard 6 Peck, but now
i f l'cvris, we la H e city vUlUug bla eld friend.
Ig-noiing the Attorney General.
The Nebraska State Railway commlaslon will
not be guided by the advice volunteered by At
torney General Reed, to the effect that the
board bas no power under the law to take over
sight of tbe public warehouses of the state,
fupported by an opinion furnished by Dean
Hastings of tbe State University of Law school.
tha board will proceed to exercise its Jurisdic
tional control of all grain elevators and other
public storehouses. Tbe question of the validity
of the law was not originally 'called into ques
tion by the commission, which bad submitted to
tba attorney general the form of bond tendered
by an elevator and milling company, asking to
ba Informed as to its sufficiency. After dis
cussing the several sections of the bond and
their relation to the requirements of tha law.
the attorney general went on to suggest to tha
board that It should not assume the additional
duty prescribed by the warehouse statute, set
ting up that the constitutional provision creating
tbe board did not contemplate its Jurisdiction
being so extended. He also gave tbe opinion
tbat tha board would find its time pretty well
taken up with matters pertaining strictly to
railways and other common carriers.
Not satisfied with tbe advice of tbe attorney
goneral, tha board sought the opinion of tha law
school dean, who holds that the railway board is
tbe proper place to lodge audi authority as the
ttstute grants. This will have the affect of
risking tbe law operative, at least until its valid
ity is seriously sttacked In court. It will then
be tba duty of tha attorney general to defend tha
law, and of the state railway commission to take
bla advice, but so long as the law stands un
challenged the board msy go ahead under it as
it sees fit.
Carrying: Corn to Nebraska.
When tbe Crow Indians were asked to coma
to the TransmlsBlsslppl exposition, they held
back, giving as a reason for their reluctance
that such crowds ss were gathered here would
make the problem of feeding the people a se
rious one, and they preferred to stay where
they were sure ot enough to eat Something of
this same spirit must have imbued the party of
6outh Carolinans who came visiting to Nebraska
and brought with them a supply of spring chicken
and sweet corn on the cob. In tha Innocence)
of their unsophlstlcatlon, this party of tourists
may have had tbe idea that when they left the
home state they would be as bj-dly off as one
was the governor of that commonwealth, when
he paid a call of state on his brother, tha gov
ernor of North Carolina.' Had they taken tha
trouble to look the matter up, they would have
learned that nowhere under tha sun does sweet
corn grow more luxuriously or of better flavor
tban in Nebraska, while the state's middle name
Is spring chicken. Of course, by this time this
party of tourists Is heartily ashamed of its im
plied reflection on the possibilities of Nebraska
as a provider of good things to oat. For the
information of other eastern and southern vial-
tors, Tbe Bee now serves notice all they need
to bring with them is good digestion to wait on
appetite, and Nebraska will provide all tha rest.
. Complaint! Against Ceniorthip.
American business men are feeling tha effect
of tbe war In Europe in other ways than in the
matter of exports and Imports. British Inter
ference with tbe malls between neutral coun
tries, as well as tha exercise of supervision over
tbe communication by cable, occasions great an
noyance and gives basis for muoh complaint
The condition is a natural outgrowth ot the
n ar. The British authorities are anxious to get
all possible information, and to prevent any
from reaching the enemy. John Bull hasn't
boasted himself to any great extent of tha ef
ficiency of his secret service, and may not have
developed it to tha extent that has been ascribed
to Germany, but it is absurd to suppose that he
has none. America has long been an easy field
for the operations of these gentry, who have
carried on their avocation with little or no in
terference on part ot the home authorities. Just
now our country Is toll of agents of tha belliger
ents, who are carrying on great commercial
transactions, each trying to discover what the
other fellow is doing while concealing his own
movements. Under such circumstances, tha sus
picion entertained by tha British ot all commer
cial cr social communications emanating from
America seems Justified.
Wa have no treaties covering mail In transit,
and the postal conventions providing tor the
sanctity of sealed pouches are of little use. Busi
ness will have to ba carried on as best It may
until tba war is over and soma definite agree
ments are Incorporated Into our International
postal code.
Our Exports of Foodstuff s.
With all tbe debate In progress over the in
terference with neutral shipping, one might get
the idea that the activities ot Great Britain and
Germany bad well nigh shut oft the trade be
tween the United States and Europe. Tbe fig
ures for exports of foodstuffs, cotton and min
eral oils, Just available, show that for June last
tbe total was $88,690,191, as compared with
$5 5. 06 1,1 15 In June, 1114. Nor was this In
crease in value due entirely to higher prices, for
tha report shows further that the exports of
corn Jumped from 108,17s to J.71S.SI1 bushels;
oats, from 141.18 to 10,811.707 bushels; wheat
shows an Increase ot more than 8,000,000 bush
els, and flour ot 41,000 barrels. In meats
canned beef to the amount of 8,100.000 pounds
snd fresh beef to tbe amount of 61,400,000
pounds mora was exported la June, 1815, than
lu tbe same month a year before. Ot pork
products similar large Increases are shown,
while cotton shows an Increase of 88,000 bales
for the month.
In the light ot these figures. It will be pretty
hard to convince anybody that the foreign trade
of the United States is suffering seriously be
cause ot tbe "paper blockade.' .
Omaha has enjoyed several aerloda of nota
ble growth, tha first oonddent with tha building
of the transcontinental railroads in the early
sixties; the second, growing out of the settling
un of the western country and develonment
agriculture, and particularly the live stock in
dustry, in the later eighties, and another be
ginning with the Traasmlselaalppl exposition.
marking the Industrial era succeeding the flnaa
clal depression. And each spurt made the neces
sary foundation for the next.
Italy's War Leader
Literary XMgast.
Jt'rVr as Onera Joffrs waa practically unknown
outalde of rrance before tha beginning of tha
war, ao Italy's leader comes upon tha European
battlefield Unheralded and unknown to tha American
observer. In Italy, however, ha waa already famous.
Count Lntgt Cadorna baa long been regarded there as
the army' one hope and tha one man who baa tha
ability to revive Its glory. An Italian writer, a friend
of tha count, character)! him. In an article con
tributed ' to the Brooklyn Bagle, by tha two words
Vivacity" and "calm." Tbeee describe alike his ca
reer and hi temperament. Ills quick mind has built
up a storehouse of military knowl dga; It bas judged
keenly both Inferiors and superiors; It baa foreseen
and planned long In advance, but always beneath a
surfaoa of oalmneas and without tha friction of dis
ordered haate, - lie maintains his balance In tha most
trying clroumatanres and refuses to yield to the bludg
eoning of hasty argument or prejudloed persuasion.
Such ta the praise given him by his friends, and subse
quent glimpses of his career seem to bear It out
Tha count has always been a soldier, as his father
wss before him. It was from Ms father that b first
learned the value of Iron discipline. In an Incident that
occurred when ha was. young In the service. When he
was appointed lieutenant, we read, at tha tender age
of 10, ba was attached to tba staff of his father, who
was commanding tbe army division at Florence. The
latter was named commander-ln-ohlef ef the army
which was to taks Rom. Ilare was something to re
joice tha heart of a brilliant yonng offloer burning
with dealre to win honor for himself. But the old
general, fearina that tbe presence of bis son on his
staff might be Interpreted as favoritism, promptly
displaced him.
Louis was much chagrined, but did not protest
Bo well did ha understand and retain thla lesson that
en the very day when war was declared on Austria
he sent h'a own son, who was then bis ordnance of
floer, to rejoin his regiment This time the younger
man had no causa to complain. Tha cavalry regi
ment m which he Is a tleutenant baa been placed in
the first line on the front.
In UTS, at the age of ha was made a captain.
and bis progress thereafter was rapid and sure. As
he rose In the service he endeavored more and more to
Instil Into the rather sluggish blood of the old army
the Ideas ef a new era. Iter for soms time he met
with quite natural difficulties and we are told that
som colonels of ths old school did not look with a
favorable eye upon instruction which upect their
Ideas, and did everything In their power to combat
them. But these Inatructiona always had a special
charm for the younger officers, and Captain Cadorna,
smiling, calm, and persistent, also knew how ta
counteract the efforts In favor of tha old routine In
such a charming manner that the fruits of his teach
ing were always very brilliant
Attached finally to the staff of General Flanell,
who oommanded the army corps of Verona, h found
a man who knew how to appreciate htm and who con
sequently furnished him tbe bast opportunity for com
pleting his own education, and for his development
lie was on of the most distinguished generals of tbe
Italian army, and without doubt on of the most awe-
inspiring.
While under his orders it was neoeaaary to fot.
low tbe straight and narrow path at all times, Very
active himself, he never permitted laxity. Well-In
formed himself, although advanced In years, bs was
of th opinion that an officer, like a physician, ought
to study all his life, and follow the progress made In
his own science. Himself a martinet to. the tips of
his fingers, he demanded strict military manners from
his subordinates. A. soldier at heart he imposed a
severe discipline. . Louis Cadorna was delighted. He
worked with determination, made som studies re
lating to th Italian-Austrian frontier, which are a
marvel of detail and precision.' He published an of
ficers' manual for ttmea ot war, which Is a model ot
style, and at th same time a remarkable military text
book, r
' Now, In those days Verona was th oenter of some
memorable maneuvers. Having In mind the reputation
of General Planell, the minister of war sent under his
orders all those division generals whom he held in
only a mediocre esteem.- Th minister was counting
on the inflexibility and hard-handedness of Planell,
who was commander of the Blue party, to "break"
them, enoe the maneuver were over. Cadorna was
ta chief of staff of his division. As he did every
thing himself and performed his duties with a rare
knowledge and astonishing brightness, alt the generals
of an Inferior order made a brilliant success", and th
minister of war could address them only his best com
pliments. General Planell, however, who knew tha
secret of the situation, called Cadorna. who waa then
only a colonel, and said to him, smiling t
"sly dear colonel, I have read all th reports writ
tea by the generals who are under my command, on
tha subject of the great maneuver. Fleas accept m;
sincere compliments." .
' And as th confused Cadorna did not know how to
reply, h added :
"Ton ought to writ a manual teaching generals
how to get th services of an exceptional staff officer.'
' It waa supposed that Count Cadorna would become
Italy's supreme military commander som time before
ha actually did so. He waa expected to succeed th
venerable Count Baletta at bis retirement; but Instead
General Polllo was given th appointment There was
much comment - from the admirers of Cadorna, but
never a word from him. Calmly and without giving s
sign of his own feelings la ths matter, he went about
his duties as the faithful subordinate of his friend
and commander. Polllo' death not long afterward
gave Cadorna the post at last, at a time when hie up-to-date
knowledge, energy and executive ability were
most needed. As th writer remarks In conclusion!
"Every on knows In what condition the Italian
army found Itself when Lula Cadorna becam Its
chlaf. He did everything posslbls to revive Its energy
and to overcome th "slackers.". But he found in
General Grandi, the mlnlatar of war, th stubborn
opposition of an official overcome by budgetary dif
ficulties. It was necessary to submit; it waa a quea
tion of discipline. During a few months General Cad
orna submitted. Put when th war broke out when
Hgwor elalandra and th king called him before them
In order to confide to him th task of putting- th
army la war condition, and also to ask his advlo on
th selection of the new minister of war, his heart
swelled with Joy.
And during eight months he has worked day and
night He has artven ta every on th faith that Is
tn his own heart He has been the benevolent and
tutelary genius of Italian military politics. It was
on this occasion that th two essential qualities ot
his character-vivacity and oalm performed miracles.
Everything was to be done, and everything has bean
done. The required time bas been consumed, but not
an instant mora. One day General Cadorna said. "We
are ready!" H eetd It with his clear-out voice, in a
decisive and tranquil toss, bis bright eyes smiling,
and a one dared to doubt tt for aa Instant
Twico Told Tales
Wwaldst Look J mat HI cat.
A traveling man was eating ta a stuffy tittle res
taurant on very he summer day. Thar war ne
eoreens at th windows or th door- Th proprietress
herself waited oa her ouatomars and ehoeed fUae from
th table at the same time. Her energetla but vala
ffort attracted the attention and roused the sym
pathy of th traveling man, who said:
"Would It not be better to have your windows and
tha door screened
"Wall, yes, I s'poae that would help soma, replied
th woman, after thinking a moment "but 'twould look
mighty lasy like." Every body 'a
A Heaj'llUakrww. v
Th head of a fclg Xew York business concern
Is exceptionally. tall and his baJcM Is further accen
tuated by bis exceeding aHmaoaa Th other day a
vtsttar from th south called to see htm and was duly
naked to alt down.
After they bad concluded their business ths vtaritoe
rose to go and his host rose also, and Beamed to rise
sad Ms. Th southerner, letting- bis glanc travel
upward, as thougn tnapaetlng a new s pedes of sky.
scraper, and wits au expreaelon of awed admlraUoa.
ejaculated:
"Great aVwtt eld aaan, your parents must bav
trataod yeu ea a treiSarNew Tork rest.
Brief eootrlsnttoss aa Unely
topioa Invited. The Bee assumes
no responsibility fox opinions of
oorreapoadaata. All letters sab.
Jeot eoadaaaatloa by editor.
Defense af Hyptteaated-Aaserieaa.
TILDEN, Neb., Aug. 1 To the Editor
of The Bee: Of late the Unhappy Hyphen
has been made a sorry target in fact
it has been pounced upon unmercifully
by over-enthualastle patriots. Therefore
we arise to defend Its proper use. Thla
"linelet" has two ends which In the field
of magnetiam would ba termed positive
and negative, therefore much depends
where the word "American" la placed,
on th positive or tha negative end. For
we stand In defense ot the "American
German. American-Italian, American-Bohemian,
etc., but we can't say aa much
for th German-American, etc
Even though the "Two-Tailed-Injun-Rubber-Krltter"
can't help that he waa
made that way, yet we note that he al
ways goes forward, and don't play crab
tactics; for he pays but little attention
to his caudal-appendage, in the rear.
Going forward, he uses his proboscis as a
means of maintenance,' for he could not
subsist long If be would become a cauda
proboscls; therefore, being wise, he re
joices in being a proboacla-cauda. It
would ba presuming upon th magnani
mity of thla nation for any Two-Talled-Injun-Rubber-Kritter,
to heave the rear
to the fore, and drag the proboscis-end
behind, roaring; and barking with the
other, which would Indicate that hla brain
had changed places what a consternation
such an action would cause, until the
keepers-of-the-peec could arrest and
chain him, treat him until he returned to
reason, or scsl him to th "Jungle" from
whence ha oane.
But Sir Elephant is too wise to take such
a fit; he knows where he Is well fed and
kept and he bas long sine ceased to bel
low about the glory of his former haunts
ia short he's satisfied here, and If not
his return Is not cut off. So he am ilea
and cheerfully fills his place In the
happy parade, after the money-wagon
(his favorite place), with Old Glory flap
ping on hla proud brow. Not one In ten
thousand of them ever waa Interested
enough to bend his neck to see his own
mlnlmum-oxtension-of-the-coccyx, nor has
he taken special notice ot those that his
brethren wore; neither has he organised
societies to exercise this vanishing-termination
into th glgantlc-monstrosltles-of-a-magatherlum-of-antediluvlan-days.
Ha
has not been heard to remark that he was
particularly proud of it for the memory
of former days bring bim sorrow, for he,
er his ancestors, came hero to better their
condition nevertheless, he uses it Just
for what It Is worth he chases flies; and
wisely refrains from decking It with col
ors and emblems of his anceetral-Junglea,
for he would Indeed be unwise to gain
his sustenance by the proboscis-end and
do his barking with th caudal-end.
The writer finds that he Is an "American-German,"
but he can't help that yCt
he ever endeavors to keep his "corpor
tety" headed In the right direction and to
make th beat use possible of the radi
penultimate, having the abiUty to use
that language and prides himself of many
Inborn trait (chasing flies, etc., etc)
But "Deutschland Vber Alles" don't go
her tbat might do for a "German-American"
and then only In Germany, for her
v are only guests-on-good -behavior, or
we oan return to the ''beloved father
land." By the way, the most of us so
called Americans have at least a few
link-bones left forming the coccyx; sums
of former greatness. If you please; but
they are dropping off during these de
cades, forgetting th "Egypts of Bond
age" and praising the "land-of-the-free,"
looking toward the world-wlde-brother-bood.
But by the way, soma Bedlamites
ar flopping that member until It has
grown to bo a cauda-maximus; we ar
becoming affrighted. "Shu, de tall du
wag de dawg." POL.T GLOT.
rmnnrGRAMS.
Nebraska Editors
Th Callaway Queen, B R. Barnard,
editor, now appears as an all bom print
paper.
Editor Gag of the Palmar Journal has
advanced the price of his paper from U
to fl. a year.
Editor J. ft. Dopf of th Fullerton
Post and wife, ar taking In th PaclMo
expositions and visiting friends In Cali
fornia. J. r. Klrty. lasso of th Logan County
Ptsneer of Gaudy, has purchased th
Independent Press, a weekly paper at
Illff, Colo,
K. It Purcell, proprietor of th Custer
County Chief of Broken Bow, has an
nounced that subscriptions to his paper
will be on a caah-tn-advano basis after
January L
Ed A. Fry, who was formerly con
nected with a number of Nebraska
papers, has sold th Stock Growers'
Kews of Tort Pierre. 8. D to O. B.
Coyne of the Fort Pierre Ttmea
r. P. Shields hag sold th Orleans laser
to A. V. Shaffer, former proprietor ot
the Alma Becord. Mr. Shields say h
expects to sell bis ether print shop at
Tamora and take to tdoor Ufa.
Editor Benjamin MoKeea of the Madi
son Chronicle has added an eutomobll
to th delivery department of bis paper.
He says he expects to become personally
acquainted with all bis eubacrllers.
W. Cramb, proprietor of th Fair
bury Journal, has been appointed post
master of his bom town. H succeeds
Low Shelly, editor of the News, who
has held the office for eight years, hfr.
Cramb la rated as a Bryan democrat
The plant ef th BSlsoa News was de
stroyed by fir a few days ago and Edi
tor Read announces that he will not re
build. He expects to locate In Califor
nia. Mr. Reed has been connected with
various paper in Furnas county for
mora than thirty years.
Carl J. Aldrlch has sold ths Decatur
Herald to Elbe M. Neary. Mr. Aldrlch
will move to Rossi I and engage la the
practice of law. Th new editor e the
Herald teamed the printer's trad oa
the paper he now owns, under the tu
telage ot George Morley, and has been
connected with tt ever atnea.
John Loetterl formerly of Deshler, la
the new editor and manager of the He
bron Register. Tbe plant was sold at
sheriffs sale a few days ago and waa
bid ta by Mrs. Laadom, the mortgage,
at th amount of th mortgage. Th
paper appeared for the drat time under
th new management last weak.
1
Philadelphia luedger: When a Missis
sippi governor threatens to cut tha throat
of a stat senator from ear to ear, we
hav a beautiful lUustraUea ef on not
tee pread to fight.
"Mr. Pllnks." saH she. "do you think
that anticipation la greater than reali
sation?'" "Well." replied Mr. Plinke, "antlclps
flon I broader and hisher, but realiza
tion Is longer and flatter." Philadelphia
Public Ledger.
We ruled pityingly cn the listless drug
store clerk leaning against the soda
counter.
"Haven't yon any ambltionf wre quer
ied, kindly and all that.
"No." ba replied, with brightening In
telligence; "hut I hsve something Just
as good." Newburg Journal.
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Phe was a very little girl and very
polite, it wss the first time she had
been on a visit alone, and aha had been
carefully instructed how to behave.
"if they ask you to dine with trtem."
papa said, "you must ssy, 'No, thank
you; 1 have already dined.' "
It turned out Just as papa had antici
pated. "Come along, Mildred," said her little
friend's father, "you must have a bite
with us."
"No. thank you," said the I'ttle e.lrl
with dlsnlty; "I have already bllton."
New Tork Call.
He had told her the ago-old story, and,
torn with emotion, waited for a few short
words that wo ild dn-ir!e his fste.
"Georse." she said, "rw-fore I give VO
my anower you muet tell me something.
L'o you drink anylhlna?"
A smile of relief liahtened hla hsnflsom
rountenitni-e. Wss thst all she wanted
to know? rrort.'ly. triumphantly ho
clssped her In his arms and whispered
in her shell-like ear.
"Anything.-' he said. The Medicine
Man.
THE UP-TO-DATE FLY.
W. W. Whltelock In New Tork Times.
"Will you atep Into my auto?" said the
freshman to the maid,
"It's a charming little auto, and you
needn't be afraid;
'There are ruehlona for yonir comfort
and a railing for your feet
"And everything that heart can wish.
you'll find it most complete"
"Oh, no, no!" said the little maid, "X
ft-nr it cannot be,
"t never ride with any one unchaperoned,
you see."
"Will you walk Into the theater urged
thla wicked, gilded youth,
"It's six-h a pretty matinee, twit pleas
you much, forsooth;
"There are many tuneful melodies and ;
Jokes to make you emtio.
"And I should like to be with you for,
Just a little while"
Oh, no, no!" said this guileless rrald,
with gently sweet rebuff,
"A little while might he too long, or
else not long enough."
"Will you walk Into the foreetT-h
wouM not grant hie plea.
And the longer she resisted but of course
the end j ou
For one day. In desperation, "There's
the church," he said, . "perchance '
Tou would not obiect to Joining In th
matrimonial ds.m'e-'"
Did "he torn him down? It's whispered
that she didn't, very hard.
But of course she hndn't planned It and
It wasn't on her card. I
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