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TJIK IJKK: OMAHA. SATl'I'DAV. JIXY 17. l!Uo. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE rOUNTKD BT EDWAH.) RQ5EWATER."" VICTOR ROStTWAYER, KDITOK. Tko P Publishing Company, Proprietor. - PFB BIILDINO. FARNAT1AND BEVENTEKNTIL rntsred at Omahs postofflc a second-class matter. IKRM8 OF SUBSCRIPTION. By carrier Py mall per month, pfryir. Vry and "unaey M 0 faily without Sunday....' ei 4 04 livening anl Uindav V (no F.vwnlntf without Sunday Ko... 4.00 unday Bo only like 1. 00 fiend rmtle of rhar.sa f ddre er complaint of Irregularity In dtllvry t. Omaha Baa, Circulation Department. . RfcMITTANCK. Ttewdt by draft. apresa or postal ardr. Only two Cent stamp received In pymnt of email ae ounta. Personal rheek. scpt on Omaha and taatarn eschang. pot accepted. OFFICES. ft Fe outh Omaha Jail N wl Council Blutfa 14 North Mala Street. l.tneoln is LItrt Building. Chicago m Hearst Bul'dlng. Nw Tork-Room 1WR. Jfcs Fifth svenua, ft. Lci!l-8fl8 New Bank of fomnwrt. WaaMnrton T Fourteenth BL, N. W. " CORRESPONDKNCB. jLddre communications relating to Mwi and dt tori el matt to Omaha Baa. Editorial Department, CIKCULATIO.N. 53,646 Bta I of Nebraska. County of Douglas, aa; Dwlght W II, lams, circulation mangr Of Th Bea Publishing company, being duly sworn.saya that tha a Term circulation for tha month ot June, 1915, was life. DWIOHT WIUJAMS. Circulation Manager. Buhaorihed in my nrtnc and aworn to be for to, tola td day of July, IV 5 KOBERT &UNTER. Notary Publlo. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should hare The Be mailed to them. Ad drea trill be changed m often aa requested. golf 17 Thought for the Day Stlr(d jr ?. John William Kup thy heart vni.H oil dilitfnct, for Out of it on tk4 istts of Kft.Provtrbiv:tS. ' Speeding up to auto to bent tha storm home la sure tempting "His Accldencr." As a standby topic of conversation, leather U losing caste in polite society. tb That little Iowa town of Bedford will again resume Us normal proportion on the map. War must be getting close to the clinching . vhen butcher knives are substituted for bayo net. . Voluntary Idleness has Ceased In Creat Britain. Everybody, Including father, works, strikes or fight. Secretary Daniels' plan of mobilizing the in ventive aklll of ihe country falls short Inventive critics are excluded. , As' light bill are smallest In the summer months, that ought to be a good time to try out a new rate schedule. Remember that the privilege of being on the Lincoln Highway also carries with It the duty to help keep the highway In good condition. "It's a long, long way to Tlpperary," but not half bo long aa from the democratic trenches la Nebraska to, the pie counter at Washington... Official assurances ot an abundance of sup plies In Germany tags the threats of a starva tion blockade ae one ef diplomacy's periodic bluffs. International law shows distinct signs of having been written on the sands of the sea shore. Each succeeding wave of national passion Ipes out a section. The early bird often misses the morning meal, but it Is the part of wisdom to apprise the powers that the October judgeship need not waste time seeking the man. J Bombast rarely does team work with bomb throwing. One dofaats tha other. The Kew Or leans sensation merely put the Crescent City on the war map for a moment. ' And now Mr. Bryan says he left his cabinet post so he could talk as he pleased. Just think ct all the talk Mr. Bryan must have suppressed during the two years he was bottled up!. Most liivaulious contribute something to the brightness of the world, but Zeppelin airships make for darkness. Rome follows London and I aria in putting out Us lights in anticipation of a visit. A Denver editor, who refused to divulge the aource of information given him In confidence, has been adjudged guilty of contempt of court. It waa evidently only a question of being In con tempt of the Judge or In contempt of everyone else. tic sr ft a Belligtrents and the Hereafter. As the European war profcreeaes there' Is vinced a notable tendency on part of the bet- liferents to further trench on neutrsl rights. Tbee manifestations are taking on such form s cannot alwaya be Ignored by the governments Lat are at p'arp and striving to remain so. while exercising their ordinary functions In the protection of their citizens at home and abroad. Just now Great Britain Is talking of limiting he cotton export to neutral countries to the exact need of the country In question. Austria Insists the United States exports of munitions ave become abnormal. Right here some inter esting qucstlona arise. . Who Is to determine what trade shall be car ried on between neutral countries, or between eutrals and nations they are at peace wlthT By what show of right may Great Britain deter mine the requirements of any other nation, In the matter of cotton or anything else?. At what point will Austria limit the exports of mu nitions from this country? ,1s the entire sub ject of International relations to be adjusted according to the military or naval necessities of the warring nations? Gevernntents now at wsr, which hope to con tinue aa governments after the war Is over. hould be very, careful about Infringing on the rights of peaceful neighbors, whose friendship they now need, and with whom they will ulti mately have to make some sort of settlement. This war will not last always, and the whole world will be concerned in the political as welt as the economic readjustment aura to come. Still Boom at the Top Imrl KUloti. T wanly Tun' Vrnurfmrn, ' We are fortunate that we live In the L'nltod BUttrs Inatead of In Rurope. where thla frUhtfu! war la belrif waseI. This war wi)1 throw upon thla country ereatef eeonomto nurdena and rcaponalbllltlea than It ha vr bn called upon to bear. Tlila fact make more Im portant than ever the loyal, honnat, effective work of every rltlien of the felted, Plate. Connldcr the growth of th last twenty year, when thl country waa In competition with all the world: POPt'T.ATKIM M.W7,7M Ter annare roll 21 1 .M74.:.m 'er a"ire mile Wlth. Hank Ornrlne I .ov7.l." t M.mr WPt, mo. 113. IM. 110. WI.. mo.... it.... iie. ... .io.... 3 1910..., iron..,. 1010.... 1.... If 10.... 1W.... WI0.... 1.... 1H0.... UM.... mo.... 1LT ?M ft. i , NATIONAL. BANKS. Number. 3 4M 7.H6 BA VINOS BANKS. Iciofora. 4.021. 6! ,14Z.!HH Import. 7M.S10." Wo. Keni). 4.MI.&41 ..Til,r 1Ti8A..W.0 Ieponlt. si.Ki.74fi.er, 6,2X7v4l.311 rx-pnultx. 4.070l4ril47 Kxixirt. r.7.7'?.''4 1.744.HM.720 Acrea Fannod. jsmca crristtin, who haa avrved ao lr( a chalnrutn of the Board of Public Work a. ta tha recipient ot a ;ld-hracted cane Ixerliis thp fullowlni lncrH!ton: ' l'lfawitod to Jajii;a Creighton by th City torlnaert'if Lprttterit, mha, Nebraaka, Tl.a huuk and Udder company were out pracllcln axd sue vtMMtlune of tlit-lr aklll at aevaral atrvct CCirue;. M Mary A led Iw-by of Antelop. N. T.. la tli 'i't f Her. Mr. iUrri and will alas: at tha Ftra! l.iUt ihurch Hunday. Mr. alurtetiBon. tie Karnara atract UlkT. ft fir EoJrri. h.r h will vialt aivnca of hl nativity. M!a UjzI Cvry ha sun t and will vlait .n fil (fo a-nd Nt Vora and averal watering pla bufora hr return. k MU I,tt Mt-n U back from a prolontod atay in York City. ill. It. H. V, . lll would Ilka th return of a kage of litrra (i lr, jitd to her, Ut oa Pamam TU irin.ii:li) lttra Frank Vodlcka and Jutr.;n i'Ki-rt. rt.ing V-jImm at 1;0 Pouth Twel.'tU X ' lAttUi IS. J'hnaon of U"!"x y and Oorg Holts , t t ,! . .-. f unit.d hi tiihfine lih only a f I t j !ir.l iiri-iit at ti tiiuwty. Fnrrn V elite. Valu Farm PnKlucte. 1IW2.2(T7. $2.4rt).li7,4f. tO.WI.44.( .4M.SI1,4IJ Prodiirt'n Wheat. Prodmrfn Corn. K.W2.(m0 bu. I.OO.DTO.C") bu. S3i.l21.eoi hu. 8X.W.nin bu. Copper Prod uet'n. Bteel Produot'n. m.f tone 1277.0J1 ton 4A2.214 bona 2S.i44 ! ton Gold Produrfn, Vai. Manufart d Prod u-a. $?3,H4S.nii $ a.S7?,T.43 ....... .f.h10 20.67J.f)f.1.(f7 No. Wage Parners. W: Paid. 4i,638 n.icn.rmi.ai'S 6.U16.0W - 1.427.037,84 Rrgnlti Better Than Lawsuits. Two of our public service corporations are announcing reduced rate schedules, to be put Into effect at once regardless of pending litiga tion with the ehy of the rate-reducing ordi nances. In the case of the gas company the concession embodies all of the demands that have boen made on behalf of the consumers, and In the case of the electric lighting company, the charges are substantially the same as originally proposed by the so-called Dahlman ordinance, with some of its Inequalities softened. The gas company further explains that It would supply gas at a still lower rate to the extent It might he relieved of its burdens of taxation, royalties and occupation fees, which It contends are ex cessive. Whether these rate reductions are, or are not, all that some people may think the consum ing public in Omaha entitled to, they are cer tainly better than lawsuits in this, that they get us somewhere, and give us something tangi ble, and heretofore all we have done Is to buy lawsuits. In each case the reductions, on the basis of present consumption, figure out ap proximately 1100.600, of more, although the expectation doubtless Is that some of It will come back In the form of larger receipts from increased use at lower price. Even on the score tf only giving the devil his due, these much berated public service corporations are for once entitled to credit for manifesting a spirit of progresslveness designed to win favor by more liberal treatment of the public. The Bee would be the last to submit tamely to Imposition or undue exaction,, but It does not hesitate to re peat that It prefers results to wrangling. Echoes from a Buried Fait. The fifty-year-old murder cases, just dis posed of at Bedford, serve to remind us that the border line between Iowa and Missouri haa something of an unwritten history. During the war, and for some years after, life and property were not nearly so safe In that neighborhood as they now -are. The operations of the "home guard" on the one side and the guerillas on tha other make up a large part of the legendary lore of the region. Some of It Is founded on fact, and men yet living can substantiate tb, tales. Many events ot that time have never been cleared up, and perhaps never will be. The Immediate vicinity of Bedford, after the war had ended, and "Pap"' Price's "left wing" bad fled to Texas or Montana, found the James boys active. In keeping local conditions unsettled. Not all the outlawry then practiced was due to this celebrated combination, although about all of It was charged to them. One notable inci dent, for example, was the Cory don bank rob bery, which was at the time ascribed to the James gang, was later found to have been com mltted by othera; Polk Wells, bow serving a life sentence In the Iowa penitentiary for his part In this crime, had no connection with the James gang. If Attorney General Coon cares to give his time to the work be, can find plenty of old stories over there, the digging up of which will provide interesting summer reading, but their publica tion will not materially assist his growing boom for the governorship. Test of British Thrift The coming week will give the world some thing of a gauge of the true seat with which the Prltlah are in the war, for It will bring the an nouncement of the outcome of the first call tor poyment on the great war loan of $6,000,000, 000. Thla is the most stupendous flotation ot bonds ever undertaken, and much speculation haa been engendered by lta aubmtssion, atimu luted by the eucceas of the German and French war loan, aireaay negotiated. The Bank of Germany, for example, ha on hand more actual gold than It had In Auguat, 1814. while the gold reserve In the Bank of France Is within a few millions of its total at the beginning of the war oermans ana rrencn are noted for their thrift, and It ws in the humble homes of these . . .. t 4 . . . - . 1. . . 1. . . a . Biiuu iii iuo gmi rvaerva i gold Was stored, waiting for the call ot the government The peaaants have exchanged their hoards for government securities, and the nation's reservoir of wealth is filled for th uses ot the war. It win De tntereatlng to know if in the United Kingdom this experience can be repeated. Great lirltsln may hare these hidden resources, bu the British have never been noted for excess ot thrift. The new Britlah loan is. sufficiently tempting to bring out of hiding aire oat any burled treaa- vie, being the moat attractive, from aa Investor' standpoint, ever offered by the government. If almost doubles the Interest rate, and permit the conversion of the per cent "consols Into the new loan under favorable terms. It Is reported ttt the subscriptions to the loan ao far have ben beyond the expectations of Reginald McKenca, a ho is charged with the task of pro- Conaervatloa Nereaaary. The growth of th country In the nest thirty year will probably not be aa spectacular aa during the laat eeveral decade. The great wealth of tbe country la in land. In building. In machinery, in morchandlee and In permanent agenclce for tha production ' of wealth and for rrlc to th whole people Th-j American nation, In th laat fifty yeara, haa had atich a marvelous growth that certain habits of wiute and rarelesne have grown up. We muat In tji fntura be more careful and conaerv In every way the nat ural reFourrea of the country. We muat mak u of alt by-product In order to car for what we hav and thus preserve aa much aa poaatbla for tboa who re to com after us. So the opportunity U her for thoe who have health, couraire, pcrelatenc. patlenoa. hi 1 ity, and, above all, a love for and a willingness to work. duclng the funds to maintain the British army Alwaya Room ae th Top. The United States haa many men In It who are leaders, who are aecceairful and who be (ran at the bottom of the ladder. Tou will recall the famous aaylng aacrlbed to Daniel Wobater, "There 1 always room at th top.'.' Take th railroad bualnesa, for examiite. Alfred M. Smith, preilJent of th New York Central Railroad company, was formerly a foreman of construction. E. P. Ripley, president of the Atchison, Topeka k Santa Fe, began as a clerk In the office of tha Penn sylvania railroad In Boa ton. Samuel Ilea, president of th Pennaylvanta Railroad company, left school at IS and began In th engineering; department of that road. Daniel Wlllard, president of the Baltimore 4k Ohio, was a fireman In Vermont on one of the old wood-burning engines. Jamea It. J fust Is, prealdcnt of the Boaton A Maine, began as a clerk on th New York Central road. Julius Kruttachnltt of the South ern Pad f !o was an engineer in charge of conatraotton and a roadmaater In hla early days. Marvin Hughltt of th Chicago A Koithweatern, began as a telegraph operator. If you are Interested In th on who now addreaaea you, he began Ms railroad work a a level rodmaa In northwestern Missouri at 115 a month. Rlwa from the Raaka. James A. FarreU, president of the United Ptatea Steel corporation, began hla life work as a very young lad In a steel wire mill in New Haven. John D. Ryan, head of the Amalgamated Copper company. etartad at tha bottom rung in a weatera mining camp. Charles M. Schwab worked oa a farm and was driver of a eoaoh before h want Into th steel business. Lv P, Morton wss the son of a poor Vermont farmer. began work In a country atore at 14 at Enfield, N. If., became on of ,Nw York's great bankers and later waa vie prealdent of the t'nltod State and then gov ernor ot New York. Thoma A. Edison began at 12 aa a train boy and lster became a; telegraph operator. Henry Clay Frlck was a farmer s boy and later be came a clerk and bookkeeper. John Wanamaker b- gan at 14 as an errand boy In a book store at II 23 a week. Lincoln waa a rll splitter,' Garfield a canal boat boy and McKmley a poor farmer boy. Orover Cleveland began work In a law orflce at 14 a week. Andrew Carnegie began as a bobbin boy when he was II years old for I shillings a week. Lavter he was meraenger In a telegraph office and from that Worked up In the railroad snd steel business. George M. Pullman began work on a farm and later was a clerk In a general atore. I could add an almoat Innumer able Hat of othera who, from very humble beginnings. cnieved great auceeaN in this land of opportunity. These men acrompllahed what they Old by desreea and by very hard work and by overcoming many obataclee. Thar Is aa much need today In the United States, if not more than ever, for men who can make good i of their knowledge of chemistry, electricity. engineering, economical methods and th training of men. Arter thla dreadful war la over, we shall he in competition again with foreign nation. ' Some of the peoples hav learned to a greater degree than our own people the doctrine of long, hard and per. talent work. If we are to compete with th Germans and with the Japanese In their Industrial activity, w must be able, to turn out aa good work as they snd tura It out es economically. New Field ef Opportunity. Th tranaportatlon buslneaa. In which I have been engaged fur thirty-five years, baa been highly de veloped in thla country. There Is yet . much to t a done In ths way of perfecting economic and makliw saving In that buelneaa. Sooner or later a field will be open her for tha development of transport ton on th aea, and thla will Introduce a new opportunity for American talent. If We r to achieve our lilgueet commercial development w muat hav ahlpajhat will carry our products to other countries. The aama ability and Ingenuity that haa developed the wonder ful American railway syatetn will, no doubt, in time, develop the American mercantile marine, and thla will glv work to thousands of Intelligent men. Tha sxtracts are from a commencement addrwae delivered at Lowell Inatttut by President Howard Elliott, formerly of the . Burlington and now of tha .New, Haven road- . , r People and Events Burglar robbed th police atatlon at Bloomfield, N. J. They didn't get much, but mull a skillful get away. New Jeraey cyclones strive to pleas. A recent on carried baby half a mil and dropped it on a nlc tandheap. ; Chicago arientlata r leaguea ahead of th profua- lon In vocal prophecy. They hav all tha aaenllal fixed o that visits of th stork may t fixed In advance and th dat of the call postponed In r of bad weather. This will broaden th sphere of ralii cherks. Mlaa Coppell. daughter of a lat niillLtiaire of Tenaply, N. J , mad a ten strike In marrying Chauf feur Connor. II la running six taxlraba, taking In I!IW a day. and building a home without a cent of the Coiipell pile. That Is th kind of American that gels th applause. A New York high court sustain th damuK verdict at tTO.OOu for th death .of - Judg Henry' ' BlSchoff In aa elevator stiaft. Th )udg had sis mora yeara to aerv at 117, 0. year and thla formed th baai of th verdkt aftr deducting living xpna . . . Thar te aa old fashioned cradle In Middleton. N J. Twin girt bJbl wer rocked In It .nany )ei. Mrs. J. C. Bsrrett snd Mrs. Nathan B. Brand, claim ing to be th oideat twin in th Kmpir state, plan to b rocked in that cradl la th prearnc of th guest a thaur lgbty-alxlh birthday aext mouth. fetter Thaa Joy Htdlaa. HOCTH OMAHA, July IS. To th Edi tor of Th Bee: . I think it's Juat a sham th way alt those people are roaating poor Mr. Mlrkle. think he la real smart. Juat think of him earning the living for eight people and doing th marketing also. That's the kind ot a msn to have. lie would savs a woman lot of work and worry ha really couldn't find fault with th meals If he planned them 'himself -and. aa for the tobacco, I wouldn't mind that either if he used good totmoco. Then there Is the mest question: That'3 all rUrht, too. It's quite fashionable to be a vegetarian and sometimes it's quit neceaaary, and, you know, "what you have never had you nevar miss." I am sure there are a great many girls who would appreciate a man who would spend hi time at home and his money on tobacco.. True, he isn't much of a ware earner, but tf he made more money, h might spend it Joy riding, and then his wife wouldn t even ret a whiff of th ganolen. WORKING GIRL. Are Doctor' Bills the Alternative f OMAHA. July !. To the Editor of Th Bee: It is a shame that so many people should pick on A. B. Mlrkle in the way he has chosen to raise hi family, for It is far better that Mr. Mickle should raise a family in th way he is ralainr them and be able to have them at home with him every night than to have them run ning around the streets. Hs I perfectly right in not having them going to mov ing picture shows, ruining tbelr eyea, and eating candy, Ice cream and frosen dain ties, which ruin their stomachs and break down their health. OX course this is Just what the doctors are looking for, and if there were not half so many fool ish people allowing their children to ruin their stomach and their eyea and hav ing to pay the biggest part of their sal arlcs for doctor billa the doctors of today would starve to death. I Py the husband of "Indignant Wife," for h probably has to stay at home and out th gTaae while ah spends her time at bridge whist parties and does not know where bar children are, what they see or -what they eat. It would1 be, a safe bet that she spends mors for medicine and for doctor In six months than Mr. Mickle has spent in this wsy in th laat ten years. A man working hard .should have the steak, for is he not the pro vider? And the children do Just as well without steak. It cannot b claimed that Mr. Mickle spends too much for tobacco when he spends 40 cents a week, and his children and wife certainly should enjoy the father and husband having this little recreation after his hard day's workrand that is the time for a good wife to sit down besldo th table and do the sewing, and It la the way to bring up children mending the socks and stockings Instead of having them running around the streets, and later when they have grown up and not know how to do those little necessities. i ' " If more of Mr. Mlckle's critic would follow his example the doctors, dentists and moving picture people would, ac tually got out and do some work !nted of living off their money. - Pw O. Don't Weed Meat. Anyway. OMAHA, July 16. To the Editor of The Pee: How many people have attacked A. B. Mick let Mickle himself Is the only one who can say whether Justice Is belntr dono him. But there are some oolnts . which are obviously for the good of all. Meat is not needed for the system nnd one will agree that a vegetarian la health ier than a meat eater. ' . For rrfany years 1 had rheumatism snd Indigestion, but when my doctor advised me not to eat meat, I quit, and at once noticed improvement. Now, no meat ever enters my home (I am single), and my health and happiness is much better. The women pick on poor Mickle because of his 40 emits for tobacco. Rome ttien have amoked so much that to atop would i ratal. Their nerves crave tobacco. MIckl must be the kind, or he would not keep 4i ctnts BCh week for tho poisonous weed. At any rate It muat act aa a stimulus to him. Nevertheless, how much better would It not be to auend that on a few plcnlca or auch, for his isinny, ror it amounts to J21 a year. These days when divorces are ao aasv to get. Mrs. Mickle would get one unlenf she were satisfied, and if she la satisfied why need those who hav don so, rise in ...... i . . . ' iviv iirr vernsny, not finan cially. A VEGETARIAN. Mlckl aad III Pipe. " UP-STATE. July M.-To th Enlrne r Th Bee: That man Mickle has received several good wallops for the ideas he ex pressed In th Letter Box. but all of them snot wide or the mark. Nebraska wears the bert In lots of things, but it tlwre Is a state In th union whose neopie are more lnalstent on th working claa earn ing tha tnuney paid them it must be some where in the "United State of Europe." I waa raiaod in thla state, nut "grew up" In th older m tUed state east of tha Mississippi. Ths Nebraakuns ar a clean living, open-hearted people, but they hav something yet to learn from the older settled Watts regarding th treat ment of th people who toll. For one to mention tb eight-hour day or a Satur day half-holiday In th town In the farm ing (Nebraska is all farms) communities of thla state is to atamp on as a lie Namara or a McManlwai. Tradesmen and artisans of tha smaller towns and cities are mostly those who grew up on the farm or in the villafre or town In which they are employed. They think In eons, and, like Mlckl and his pip, rare little and know lesa of the outside world. Years ago I used t work In Omaha In thos day I was on my way to wora at 6:Sl) in jorder to "ring up" at T. Fif teen yeara afterward I returned to Omaha and found work in th same bulldlmr where I was formerly employed. Cu times had rhanxed. Instead, 1 went to work at V and quit at 5, it larger rate of pay.' Throurh curiosity I have stood on Farnam street in Omaha before I In the morning, wher T could watch th diffciout classes of people going to their dally toll. There wre vary lew going to their daily labor at 7 oom pared to tho going- to work at th more agreeable hour of 8. Eight hours out of th twenty four la enough to totl for aomebody elae: the balance should be your own to de vols to your family or your owa walfare. Tbe working people ar not loyal to their own selves. Th Prinlr' union, seem to hav revoiutiouUed thtng la their tin of work, and th Typographical union and it masiUflosnt horn at Colo radu Bprnt stand aa a laxn lutht for those in other trades and caJllr.ua. Aa a parting tribute to Mr. Mick! I will ay that h ha one consolation, and that la that lie will never have to pas through the orceal of dying, becaua he haa never lived simply existed. PRINTER. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. Flrt t'rehin la Greenland, dry i.a. de n'shta are alv mont s Ions. tf-ond I r"hln -, but a puy must bt hunrry when he gits up In de morntn'. Boston Transcript. "The European kings and princes en-T-ar to think It their duty to go to the front and flrht with their troops." "Yet. strange to say. they are literally soldering on the Job." Washington Star. , "Why do you treasure these old love icttere of your grandmother's?" "I never had anv of inr own." sighed the other girl. Kansaa City Journal. These summer hotels ought to be easy picking." said th first burglar. "Good chnnee to crack a safa." "Don't talk shoo to me." growled the other burglar. "Im positively up- here for a rest-" Louisville Courier Journal. Belle And when Fred offered to kiss your sister did she cry for help? Beulah Certainly not Sh was abl to (holp herself. Yonkera Statesman. "Joeh!" exclaimed Mrs. Corptossel, 'aln t you kind o' mussed upf "Don t you Ilk tMs new collar?" "Are you sure Its a eollarT" "Certainly." "WM. 1 suppose It's sll right. I thought mebbe vou had yoi.r ahirt on upside down." Washington Btar. KABiBBlE KABARET IM WTO PT K8n A C3Wi tor puasor HEtL. sjFVFJt GE&B3CB prKVSMf &ft WVCO rVJatESrwfsi fTXr husband re always would drop thins where I d hae V' pick them up sfter him. !!.tr.ii Transcript, rankin was chuckling V hatss matter?'' asked Thylo. "I was Just thinking of something my bov asked me." ;What was It?" "Hs wanted to know what will becom of all th horseflies when everybody uses suiomobile." Youngstown Telegram. LITTLE RUTH AJSD I. Site's but a tiny S-year-oid, v And I an old bachelor gray: 1 .lit All. tMlllJk. MOTIAM nlw Too many by far to b told. We're lovers already, no I call her "Little Sweetheart. " 8 he with dignity play her part. Calls mc her own "Unka Doe." I've beggared myself of old rhymes. My st or of old tale depleted. When lo! Stw pleads, and scolds Some time. And wants them all repeated. Skill to build I strive to gain. As I stack up her block of wood; Bhe topples them down, says "No good," And makes m atart over again. Already she dnllle with art. Our own pictures I most prise: 'Tho she and I from the start. Are shown to be lust oi a sue. Thlnga to her, that glitter, are gold. Aral T map fm-at mltiwt Atle tl a v She's but a tiny 3-year-old. Ana l, an old bachelor gray. Omaha. JOSEPH CAUR THOMAS. Hostess Kb! that's my neighbor's dog. 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HORLICBTS, Racine, Wis CryNeSubetltute I "lust aeCoodM HORUCK'8. the) Original ,'imkk tiiiitt HOT OUTSIDE But within the dining-rooms of the new hotel, It la always cool and invit ing. Order a hot dish or a cold one, -. whichever appeals to you. Tou may he aseured that It will be properly pre pared and enticingly served. Usual Snnday-night "Dinner de Luxe" from Six to Nine at One) Fifty the per son. Concert by Chrisman and his Fontenelle Orchestra. : ' Table reservatlona may be made by phone Douglas fl 511. "The rontenelle Will Serve You Well" HOTEL TONTEtJELLE .J) S-:3 S 3 3 a - ST"' 3 -3 Era t i 8 3 av a 6 3 m E-3 sv - a r3 as- - t 3 ' t-S I EZ2 at" m SB-" 4S SB- S n Spend Your Vacation in the . CHEQUAMEGON BAY DISTRICT of Lake Superior Chequamegon Bay is one of the most delightful out ing sections of Upper Wisconsin the Apostle Islands and f shores of the mainland are dotted with cottage . colonies. ' Nearby are the cities of Ashland, Wash- .' burn and Bayfiela. 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