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niE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, JULY 1, 1915. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE rouNrap bt tDWAR.? rosewateh VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Taw Bm PubllnMnir Company. Proprietor. EH BUILDING. FAR.NAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omaha postofflr aa aeoond-clasa matter. TERMS VT SUBSCRIPTION. Br ranter Py mall er month. er year. liafty and Sunfla? , Tllr without Funday....', Fvenlne; and Sunder Fvenlnir without Sunday... Sunday Be only Pend notlre of rhense qf Irres-ularlty la delivery t , o $ , o 4 00 c 00 o. 4.00 aue uo iddress or complaints of o Omaha m, circulation Department. R&MITTANCE. express or postal order. Only two- Remit by draft. cent stamps receive! In payment or email ac counts, i-emonal checks, except on Omaha and eastern xahanse. not accepted. OrTICEi Omaha Th Be Bulle11n. South Omaha Hii N afreet. Council Hluffa 14 North Mala street. Lincoln M Litres Building. Chlrepro m Hearst Hullolna;. New Tork Room IKK. ts Klfth avnu. Pt. I.niils-MS New Bank of Commerce. Washington 7 Fourteenth St.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCB. 'sArtree communications relating to Mwa and 61. torial matter to Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. WAV CIKCCLATIO.N, 53,345 Bute of Nehraefca. County of Douffla. at: twlsht William, circulation manager of Tha Fea Publishing eompHny. being duly aworn, aaya that tha avenge ciroutatioa (or Ute month of May. li. waa alttf DWTOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. SuWecrjied In my presence and aworn to before ma. this 3d liny of June. 1HIS. ROBERT tfUNTER, Notary Pubila. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should hare The Bee mailed to them. Ad dress will bo changed aa often aa requested. sf July Thought for the Day 5ct by A. W. JtfUri, Givt tvery man thin tar, but ftw thy twice. bhakeiptart. To auto drivers ones more: stve hospital bills. 81ow down, snd Still there la no objection to Benson and Florence pitying in Greater Omaha's backyard. Some Joy riders dodge the penalty. Others fly through tbe wind shield to tbs side of the road. Didn't know there were so many poets In Omaha and vicinity till The Bee started Its lim erick contest. The policy toward Mexico which our govern ment has substituted for watchful waiting does rot so far reveal much difference. This much may bs said without trying the case in the newspapers: Alienists and experts ars giving Harry Thaw full value for his money. An Omaha man Insists that he can trace his family line back a thousand years.. . Oh. pshaw! The Garden of Eden flourished several thousand years before that. Promoters of real sport pass up the greatest thriller of the summer In falling to decorate the scoreboard with the daily speed records of Slavs and Teutons. Omaha, South Omaha and Dundee are merged despite appeals pending In the courts. What was It J. Plerpont Morgan ones said about unscrambling eggs? No calculations of national saving dus to war will be complete without adding a nine-figure lamp sum tor what globs trotters spend lit seeing America first. The report of mils high fighting between Austriana and Italians lends picturesque fores to the written definition of a Tennessee teacher: "The general direction of the Alps Is straight up." One of tbe newly appointed supreme court commissioners is a member of the legislature which passed the law creating the office. But here again, what's the constitution between friends? The second opportunity comes to Mayor Thompson to stop a labor wsr In Chicago. His .access in ending tbe street railway troubles In forty-eight hours should go far toward throttling the knockers who refuse arbitration. Keenly appreciative of masterful work for tbe cause, suffragists have presented a 11 model limousine to Dr. Anna Howard Shaw. This would serve all needs until tha suffrage bandwagon starts on the home stretch. ieti Mf 4 ttMtJI As a novelty for the Fourth of July celebration the following gentlemen have been Invited to make flve-mtnute speechaa at Jetfereon i qua re at the con. elusion of the parade: Mayor Boyd, Governor Dawes, General John C. Cowtn. Hon. Edward Roeewatei-. Hon. John 11. Thurston. Judge Wakelay, Judge Neville, Dr. George L. Miller, Hon. A. J. Poppleton, Fred Nye, captain Biars. u. w. r roet and W. A. Owyer. The i-ojsi I smith sensation la still aa tap. R. porta have It that ha ta over tha border la Canada having a great time. wbUe attachments continue to pile up here. ..iirnm urate niraoauf n eaienaiitea her young friends at the residence of her pasent. Mr. and Mra, Hlrr.ebaugh. no North Twentieth. Those preeent war the Muses Mabel Harris, Nellie Haines. Bessie Tate. IJIa Alexander. Mabel Pratt. Edith and Martam Crac. dalt. Delay Brcwnson. Mndley Ooburn. May Burns. Jennie Moore, Nellie and Mollla Thomas. Mary Bteph ena. Georgia bharp. Delay Doane, Nellie Meyer, Knilly Wakeley, Beast Howard and Mettle Hainan of Certar Rapids, and Masters Paul Burler. Ruaeell Wll " bur. Chat ed Clark Redlck. Harry Howard.. Walter and George Minor, Harry McCormlrk. Hoxle Clark, Willie and Herbert Rogers, Wood Allen, Burley Moore, Kred and W ilk la 11 us tin and Guy Stephens. William Wallace and family started for a month's trip down tha St. Lawrence. Prof. Blanaenfirld has goo te Minnesota for a vaca tion Mrs. Marian CSibbs of Portland. Mich., U visiting her daughter. Mrs. E. It Hemming, at Nineteenth an-1 i SOS At the Bottom of the Barrel. Wednesday, June 30, 1916, found tbe treas urer of the United State scraping tho bottom of the barrel for money to meet the ordinary run ning expensed of the government. On that day the treasury was empty, and the exact sire of the deficit depended on the amount of money that would be brought in by the day's collec tions. This can not as yet be told accurately, but the best estimates of the deficit place It at $50,000,000. When it Is remembered that two years ago the democrats found a surplus of $87, 000,000 In the government's strong box, the ef ficiency with which they attacked the duties of administration can be well understood. Expen ditures have been increased In every direction and revenues decreased, and this latter In spite of the new expedients of an Income tax and a war tax, specially levied In time of peace. These facts need no exposition; they are eloquent of democratic Incapacity and failure. Caie of the Armenian. The presence of Americans aboard the ves sel under the British flag alone adds Interest to the sinking of the freighter Armenian and its cargo of mules. As the Armenian was under charter to the British government, and engaged on admiralty business at the time It was sunk, the sffalr is one between the British and Ger man governments alone, and no great concern of the United States. Americans who take service with the British government In connection with tbe war do so at their own risk. Had tbe Ar tnenlan been sailing aa an unarmed merchant man. Its destruction might have complicated the question between the United States and Ger many. Detailed reports given out in Washing ton, from British sources, Indicate thst the cap tain of the submarine regarded very fully all the requirements of law In his attack, summoning the commander of the Armenian to surrender, and only firing on the vessel when It attempted to elude capture. This supports what was lately set out, that the Germans sre showing an in clination to observe the rules a little closer In their submarine practice. No Honor for Huerta. Secretary Garrison very naturally expresses amazement that any marked courtesy should be ihown to Victorlano Huerta by tbe army officers it El Paso. It is highly Improper for one branch f the government service to honor a man who Is held prisoner by another, so, If the stories thut have been told of the dinners given the Mexican leader sre accurate, the rebuke from the secretary of war is well earned by the offi cers concerned. It Is quite likely the reports from El Paso have been highly colored. Army men, as a rule, are well aware of the obligation resting on them as representatives of the gov ernment, snd are quite strict In the observation of the punctilio of army etiquette. This makes It Improbable that any particular attention has been shown to Huerta. The former Mexican dic tator will be treated as gently ss circumstances permit, but will not be lionized in any part of the United States. Georgia to Vindicate the Law. Indictment of members of the mob on charge of rioting suggests that the people of Atlanta disapprove of the unseemly demonstrations made there recently. Mobs, as a rule, ars not composed of the responsible elements of society, and it la hardly probable that the crowds that surrounded the home of Governor Slaton were exceptional in quality. In connection with this, the remarks of tbe Judge In charging the grand Jury that Indicted the rioters are of interest, as showing in a measure what Georgia has had to aupport. He said: Tha people of this .county have had much to bear In the last two yeara, much to arouaa their in dignation and resentment. They have had fake and mountebank detective Imported and efforts made to impeach the verdict ,of a Jury by perjury Our courts have been caricatured by papara outside the atata. In Georgia very few Journals have raised their voice in defense of the courte. With one or two notable exceptions, the presa of Georgia baa re mained allent. If Georgia hag Buffered In this matter, the blame first of all is on its own citizens, whose disorderly action brought disgrace to the state. The courts of Georgia can clear away much of the canse for criticism by dealing sternly with the unruly, and proving to the world that law and order still rule In the state and Its several communities. Make Full Use of the Parks. The time to make full use of the parks la In the summer months when outdoor life Is at Its highest snd weather conditions most inviting. A city like Omaha has millions of dollars Invested In its parks and playgrounds for the public benefit, on which returns commensurate with the outlay can be had only if utilised by all the people for their intended purposes. In va riety of attractions and convenience of location, the parka at the disposal of the people hers in Omaha are quite equal to what Is offered la other cities, even where they have more parks and larger parks. Our advice for both young and old is: Get the park habit. Enjoy the park beauties while they last at every opportunity. . 1 1 1 I V . tuiauia oj iaw nas made marriages per formed in violation of the laws of other states void, the evil aimed at being Immediate re-mar rlage after divorce despite the period of prohl bltlon. It has also reinforced Its law voiding marriages In other states in violation of the Il linois statutes. One step still to be taken Is to refuse to recognize marriages contracted out side of Illinois In violation of the statutes of other states. Illinois may set th pace, but to make the move thoroughly effective all the states will hava to follow. News reports show that Trance has a war credit for the next three months. Austria- Hungary for ten months and Great Britain for a year. Germany's financial arrangements are cot available, but are ample, doubtless. These facts afford precious little hope of aa early teace. But a war begun suddenly may nd suddenly. Scutari breaka into tbe war map again. Two years ago tbe town was the pet foundling of Austria, which forced the Montenegrin victors to back up. Austria Is now too busy with larger game to disturb the Joy which reoccupancy gives the warriors of the gamey Balkan state. British Inspiration of the German Navy " Archibald Sard's "The Oermaa rise." IV A VERT special sens the German navy Is tha child of th Britlfh navy, which la the mother of all th great naval forcee of the world today. From the very first It has been no secret that the German fleet waa definitely planned on the model furnished by the many centuries' development of the British navy, and that Emperor William haa been one of tha principal agencies through which this formative In fluence has been exerted In more recent yeara. He came to the throne at a moment when naval senti ment in Germany waa at Its loweet point, and he as sisted In the initial revival, which occurred before Grand Admral von Tirplts came on the scene. Old realdenta of Portsmouth still remember a boy whom they occasionally raw walking about tha dock yard looking at the ships with admiration and rant attention. Ifts greatest delight seemed to be t watch the great ironclads moving In and out of Pplt head. Sometime he would find his way on board venue Is of the royal navy. This lad was none other than the r resent German emperor. Aa a grandson of Queen Victoria, he waa a frequent visitor In .lis boyhood and early manhood to his grandmother dur ing the summer months when she was In residence at Osborne, and on one occasion hla father and mother, then crown prince and crown princess of Germany, rented Norrl castle, on tho outskirts of Cowes. and lived there for several months with their children. Prince William, who waa a great favorite of the lata queen, thus not only became an eager spectator of the naval pageants In the Solent directly under the windows of Osborne house and Noriis csstlt. but watched with Interest the gsy assemblage In Cowes roadstead for the regatta from year to year. At this time tha newly created German empire had practically no fleet During the Franco-Prussian war the few ships which f;ew the flag of the North Germaa confederation were ao weak that they could take no part In the oonfllct The memory of these recent events waa still fresh In the mind of the future em peror when he visited England and watched the activ ities of the British navy, whose far-flung squadron performed the triple task of protecting the mother land from fear of Invasion, eafeguardlna; all Its over sea possessions and defending British ocean-bom commerce. He determined that he. too, would hava a great fleet when he succeeded to the throne of tho German empire. This la no Imaginary picture of the Ideas which were taking root in the mind of the ruler of th Ger man empire today. Teara afterward In fact. In 1901 addressing King Edward; on th occasion of his maj esty's visit to the Kiel regatta, the emperor paid n tribute to the power and traditions of the British navy, with which, lio added, he became acquainted as a youth during visits which ha paid to England. He recalled that he had had many a sail In the Dolphin and Alberta, old British yachts, and had aeen mighty ironclads constructed which had sine served their time and disappeared from the navy list 'When I came to the throne I attempted to repro duce on a scale commensurate with the resources and Interests of my own country that which had mad such a deep Impression on my mind when I saw it aa a young man In England." Aa the British Parliament Is the mother of al! popular representative Institutions, so the British navy la the mother of navtea If tha records of mo.it of the great fleets of the world were searched, It will be found that In greater or leaa degre they own their birth to the more or less direct assistance ot the British naval offices, ofttlmea acting with th direct authority of the British admiralty. In tha rat of th modern German fleet tho British admiralty had little part In It upbuilding, but British naval power fired the admiration of tho emperor, and It waa a kindly present made years before by King William IV to the man than king of Prussia which llrit directed hla majesty's thoughts towarda the sea. When th present emperor waa a boy. one of hla favorite recreations waa to aall a beautiful ' model of about twenty tona of a British frigate on th Havel lakea, near Potsdam. This little ship, of excellent workmanship, waa sent aa a present to tha then ruler of Prussia early In tha last century by our aallor king, and waa a never-falllnj; source of pleasure to the present German emperor at a youth. From hla earliest yeara at home and In England the future ruler's aspirations were always towards th sea, and w can now see that hla dreams of later years, which have taken such tangible shape, were largely An to these vivid Impressions of sei power which he obtained during his visits to Eng land, and which reached their climax In 1889, when Queen Victoria, on the occasion of his visit to th Cowes regatta, conferred on him, a foreign monarch, the, then, unique rank of admiral of the fleet On a subsequent occasion, at Malta, hla majesty again visited th British fleet. Arriving at this great naval baa, he announced that on the following day he would Inspect one of the men-of-war. Accord. Ingly, he proceeded on board, and hla flag was forth with hoisted. It was thought that hla majesty would formally walk around th decks and then take some light refreshments snd return to his yacht. Thla was not the case, however. No sooner did the em peror reach th quarterdeck, where he was received Wltn naval nonore oy ail m omi-crs, man n ioiiv off hi coat and Intimated that he was ready to go over th ship. His majeety went everywhere, from the turrets to the engine and boiler rooms, and kept the captain fully occupied In answering a multitude of tiueetlone as to the design snd equipment of the vassal'. With all the Impetuoalty of his nature li dived Into . every hole and comer and aaw every thing, and the captain waa kept so busy that he forgot his duty aa host and the wlnea he had laid In for th occasion. At last the inspection waa ended, th questions ceased, and his majesty prepared, after complimenting th captain on tha amartness of hia ship, to go down the companion ladder to his lunch. As ha did ao, he turned to this commanding officer and aald: "Yours must be the largest ship In th British navy." "I think not your majesty," replied th captain: "It's only CO feet' long." "Oh, you surely are mistaken," a"od the emperor, and th captain remembered th naval slang aa to "long-ships In th navy" namely, those with long Intervals be tween refreshments. He forthwith apologised pro fusely for the oversight, and Implored the emperor to return to th cabin. His majeaty would not. how. ever, do ao. but added: "January 17 Is my birthday, and my orders are that on that day you entertain all your brother captain to dinner and drink my health." He then left pleaaed with the result of th Incident . When the day arrived, the dinner waa duly held, and tha guesta enjoyej themselves Immensely. Dur ing th evening they dispatched the following mes sage to the emperor: "Th order of our admiral of th fleet have teen carried out, and we have drunk your majesty's good health. But there la on point In which we cannot agree with your majenty and that la aa to the length or 1L M. & " From this the emperor, who is familiar with tha language of th navy, waa able consequently to Infer that on that evening there had been no lack of hospitality, After the lapse .f many years, during which the progress ot th German navy became ever more and mora tha preoccupation of th British people, It la difficult to realise . that when the movement for naval expansion on tha other aid of the North Sea first began to take shape It was regarded with sym pathy by the British nation, and th German em peror, wealing hia uniform as an honorary British officer, waa, of all monarchs. th most popular la this country. Th two countries war on term ot growing cordiality when tha emperor succeeded hla father In IS. Th kbaenc of any reference by th new emperor In his proclamation IUr to England r to Franc caus-d momentary anxiety, but that feeltng quickly passed aaay, and tn the following summer tha new emperor waa the central figure In th great maval pageant at Bplthead. There la no record of the Impressions which th Oermaa emperor carried home with hlrn from Spit head, but it Is more than probable that, while hia majesty was Impressed by th great display of shlos and men. he waa not leas Impressed by th failure to utilise these resource to th best posalhl rdvanUge- limit and waarests School for Traffic Mea. OMAHA, July l.-To the Editor of The Bee: I was at Sixteenth and Farnam date. streets the other afternoon. The regular traffic man who Is a pretty good fellow wasn't tLere. A substitute waa on the Job. Several automobiles came up Far- ham street. They were fine cars and the people In them were apparently flue !' riiiA people. The cart bore New York licenses. The traffic officer was talking to a man. nrt thplr The automoblllsts stopped for a moment and finally, as the officer gave no sign for them to proceed, not knowing Omaha regulations, went on across the street car if In summertime. Then the officer woke up. He yelled at them to halt and then he gave them the worst "bawling out" I ever heard. It waa a screen scandalous. And It gave Omaha a blacK eye In the minds of those people that won't be easily forgotten. We talk about "boosting for Omaha" and attracting people here. And our or ganizations have spent considerable money In making things attractive. It Is too bad that all this good work must be undone by the Ignorance and discourtesy of one of the city's officers. In eastern cltlea traffic officers main tain a dignity and calmness befitting their positions. They are Instructed not to 'bawl out" even to a truck driver. They are polite, but firm. 'Is that What we need is a school for traffic Pillbeck?" offlcera and a gentleman to teach them their dutlea and the limitations of their duties. In addition to politeness they should be taught to keep the street trafflo back of the line where pedestrians cross th street. Instead of allowing driver to stop directly on this line while awaiting a sig "In cae nal to cross. i - Equipping th officers with whistles with which to give signals would be a good idea.' Thla Is done In Philadelphia and other cltiea I know of. Th offioer glvea one blast of hla whistle for eaat and west traffic to proceed and two blasts for north and south traffic to pro wad. AUTOIST. Blcotry, Prejudice, Itasrsnee. TILDEN. Neb.. July l.-To tha Editor of Th Bee: There are some hermits still who wish to live with th tallow drlrx and howl to consign Edison to the guillo tine; such may froth and bellow, but Bell will string telephone lines over their nameless graves like sptderwebs. Such creature demonstrated In the daya when the Phoenicians Invented letters, and their kind may yet be found, who should date their instruments 1116 rather than 191S. Fellow "Tourist Printer." in Jun Letter Box, may not be aware that the German language haa come Into existence, and bids fair (at the present progress) to remain on the map for a few days; that there are eight compounded consonants, and the three "umlauted" vowels simply indicate th amalgamation of th vowel "e, with tha superslgned vowel, and German printers are not all In the mad house yet HI pleasantries are smilingly received. To tave tlm is to lengthen life," and modern typography ' is eliminating un necessary capitals, snd to compute the time lost in Inserting the hyphen In th words "today" and "tomorrow" la so great that even this landmark la fait dis appearing. If the . trinity of Hindrance (bigotry, . prejudice, ignorance) would carefully scrutinise the grotesquenoss of English orthography, Irregular conjuga tions and general arbitrary construction of our idiom, and find what it haa been defending, its awakened reason would soon call the "dchorner" to operate on the spelling books as well aa call In a host of other adjusters to bring- align ment to th Idiom. Step Into th kinder garten and watch them learn the ota of arbitrary worda, and later be plunged Into the maelstrom of continual excep tionsthe hieroglyphics of Babylon of old were a dream compared to this. But None but the brave dare step aside From custom's Iron rule. The common mind must follow it. Or be esteemed a "fool." POLT GLOT. Not So Eaallr Pooled la 1916. OMAHA, July 1. To tha Editor of The Bee: Much haa been said of W. J. Bryan. Lt tha poor man rest! Being dumped off by a mule' three tlmea la no soft stunt. His next stunt Is worse yet aa drum major of a prohibition band, leading an army of women crying "Votes for Women." ''White House or Bust" "On to Washington." As a laborer sees it. I can only see his finish. Jobs are scares, and I hope to live to see better times, and th old republican party in power again so Jobs won t be so hard to find. It la tough to have to beg even for a Job, but th working people ar coming to Ufa and will not be so easily fooled In 1914. They can't make ua drink grape Juice or take away our rights; neither do we hide behind a tree and holler "Sick em," to the other fellow when there Is trouble. We ar with Unci Sam all tha time. J. LAMSEN. A KiKk om th K Hooker. OMAHA. July L To the Editor of Tha Bee: Publicity haa been given to a com munication signed "F. A. High. Superin tendent of tha Omaha Anti-Saloon League," criticising Superintendent Kugel of the police department In the manage meni or nis omnai arraira. out of a total of about 200 saloons opersting tn Omaha Mr. High, who Is the paid serv ant of the Anti-Saloon league, complains of but two Instances of what he terms "a violation of the law," and he does not In those two Instances point out wherein ll the law has been violated. . 8uch com munication are detrimental to the best Interests of the citltens of Omaha and reflect arrogance and Ignorance upon tha writer. It la a direct "knock" against Omaha and the cittxens of Omaha who re-elected Mr. Kugel. We se no mention made by Mr. High of the many good thinga Mr. Kugel haa done to atop violations of the law In Omaha, and for tha benefit of citisens and tor the taxpayers. They ar mors Important and deserving of -mention than the two Inataacea that may have escaped. If there ar such Instances. If Mr. High cannot find a better occupation than that of "knocking; and attempting to retard a progressive and moralising city, there are other communities that he ran work In where he might be able to accomplish more good. If Mr. High knowa of a single instance Tier the law la violated and can produce the evidence of It. there ar plenty of officer In Douglas county who will prosecute such case, and he know tt. LOUIS V. GUTE. A Seaal-Ceateaatal Paa-ea at. LINCOLN. June SS. To the Editor of Th Be: With reference to celebrating Nebraska'a elate hood semi-centennial. It Is taken for granted her that one fea ture will be an hiatoricul pageant pro duced by the state university along ltnea similar to the exceptionally aucceaaful pageant held thla spring. Th possiblll tlaa of th pageant ar almost without tha resources ot th university to sit down and make faces at each other." "Klnel" said Blithers, Joyously. "What i field thst will open up for the great fare-makers of the two nations! I'll buck Teddy against the whole Potsdam lam lly.' -Chlcago Herald. THE BELGIAN. for planning and executing whatever theme mav be decided on are not sur passed anywhere. Whether such an exhi bition can be made under midwinter con ditions usually prevailing In March Is not so certsln. If not. It will be one argument In favor of postponing tbe popular part of the celebration to a mora favorable C. A. J. (Published in England Over the Signa ture "An Australian." In that Valhalla where the heroes go, A csreful sentinel paced to and fro Before the gate, burned black with bat tle smoke. Whose echoea to the tread of armed men woke; Where up the fiery stairs, whose step are spears. Came the pale heroes of th blood stained years. There were lean Caesars from the gory fields. With heart that only to a sword thrust yields; And there were generals decked In prida of rank. Red scabbard swinging from th weary flank; And slender youths who were th sons of kings. And barons with their sixteen quarter lngs. And while the nobles went with haughty; air. The courteous sentinel questioned, "Whi( goes there?" And as each came, full lustllv ha cried His string of titles ere he passed Inside, And presently there was a little man, A silent mover In the regal van. Ills hand still grasped his rifle, and hie eyes Seemed blinded with the light front I'aradiae. His was a humble guise, a modest air The sentinel hailed him sharply. "Wh goes there?" Thore were no gauds tacked to that simple name. But every naked blade leaped out like flame. And every blue blooded warrior bowed his head 'I am a Belgian;" this was all he sal A GRINS AND GROANS. "Tou are In favor of votes for women?" Yes." replied Miss Cayenne. "I think the men In let the women vote own account Instead of scolding their husbands about the way electlone go." Washington Star. "Your husband Is rather stout." "Welirha or 31) nolinds. He's a Pest "How so" 'T.L.. him (Ml Inn, tA t thrOUtrh door." Kansas City journal. KABIB6LE KABARET tr EC-TOE'S HE W.HwAJW7B 3 HE NEVES. VflSARS LWt Cltm&, ErtEttUSHIMSHF, KKT Ht-rVEROWCS? car of yours the latest model, "Yes. It's a 1912." "Pshaw! This is 1915." "I know It. but the people who made my car went out of business In 1912." Birmingham Age-Herald. of war with Oermanv." anirl i 'uiiinriKM, uiprr cuuiun i 11 any ivai fighting. About all we could do would be PIAZA HOTELr IN E, W YORK FIFTH AVBNUD and FIFTY NINTH ST. The coolest hotel in New York. Overlooking Central Park. Within easy distance of all theatres and shops. Your address known the world over while you stop at The Plaza. OUTDOOR TERRACE AND SUMMER GARDEN Special Dancing Features r Single Rooms with Bath, $3.50 up Double Rooms with Bsth, $5.00 np To rsaervs rooms or te care further isformettoe sddrns FRED STBRKY, Managing Director 1 - ii HOTEL LOYAL Capitol Sixteenth Davenport FIREPROOF EUROPEAN RATES FOR ROOMS Without Bath ...... $1.00 With Uath. . $1.50 and $2.00 SUITES Parlor, Bedroom, Bath, $4 Write or wire for reservations. Hotel Loyal Cafe and Hotel Loyal Grill OMAHA'S BEST PLACES TO DINE Have You Got MS Really Desirable Property for Rent? Can you offer unusual value to a tenant! Is your flat, store, apartment or house calcu lated to appeal to a particular tenant, both oa account of its desirability and of the rental rates! If yes, then you really have something to advertise, and you can make a winning advertising campaign in the classified columns of The Bee with the expendi ture that will make but a blight inroad upon your first month's rent monev.