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JUNE 23, 1915.
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Thought for the Day
SeecteJ by Mm. J. W. Comity
1 hold it truth, with him who $ing
To one clear harp in divtrt tone.
That men may ritt on $ttpping-stonts
Of their dead ulvts to hightr thingt.
Atfrtd Tennyson.
Now for a spell of food old-fashioned Ne
braska corn weather.
For the moment Colonel House pushes Col
onel Bryan out of the spotlight. -
Was it a man or a woman who sprang these
Dolly-Varden fashions In footwearT
It's a long way from the Carpathians to the
Urals, but the Russians are headed that way.
Sunshine rifts the gloom in Dixie. Santa
Claus is beyond the Jurisdiction of the supreme
court.
Nothing imaginable could match a field day
for lawyers eicept a field day for the lawyers'
clients.
After the Chicago street car strike, let no
one pretend a labpr dispute can't be settled by
arbitration.
Possibly the Teutonic drive is designed to
rnow the czar's forces the desirability of seeing
Russia first. .
Yesterday It was Russianized Lwow. Today
It is Teutonlzed Lemberg. Spelling reform did
not get very tar la Oallcla.
It may be necessary, In the Interest of do
mestic peace, for Omaha chivalry to do the
Lochlnvar act for Miss Benson.
Our former secretary of state and our United
States senator are alike In at least one thing
each has a British-born son-in-law enthusias
tically battling against the Germans.
If the merger law had only kept all the In
cumbent officers of annexed cities connected up
with the payroll, the zeal to "protect" the sure
ties on their bonds would not be half to Intense.
Collier's has an entertaining and instructive
article on Los Angeles as "a city built by adver
tising." That's Just it the live-wire city that
makes intelligent use of publicity- gets more of
It. and lts the same with the live-wire business
man.
The air of astonishment hitched to the as
sertion that one-half the Income of railroads Is
paid out la wages would be more Impressive
were It exceptional. The fact la so common out
side railroad circles as not to bo considered
worthy of an oratorical outburst.
Progressive reform gets a setback from the
supreme court, which annuls the Wisconsin law
prohibiting the making up of an upper berth
In a sleeping car until It is engaged. It Is as
tonishing bow an august tribunal can knock a
law designed to eliminate sleeping car knocking.
XT
iieit,te eM av4 lAe,i
The high school commencement filled Boyd
opera houae with frtrnda pleased with an entertain
ment made up of flowers, mualc, oratlona and recita
tions. The graduate, wboee namee tia.v been al
ready given, received their diplomas from J. J. Point.
Weaidrnt of he echool board. A bevy of little girls.
Hdllb Schwerts. Matwl Brown. Alice Andreeeen. Grace
Allen. May Mount, Beulah Sharp, aerved aa flower
carriers.
Commencement exercises of St. Catherine's acad
emy proved Interesting to friends of the participants.
Anions thoae conir.buUng to the program were Mlsevs
Birdie Burkhoueer, Etta Cretghton, Grace Wuluuna,
Anna Wmemm, Lulu McShane, Minnie Riley, Mary
Ruah. Lissle Riley. Teaale O'Connor. Mary Dura,
Km ma Schwab and Fannie McGavock.
fuperlnten.dr.-nt White of the Chicago, dlviaion of
the railway mail eervlce la Inspecting the local office
The Mlaae Annie and Mamie Hargrove of Mount
Pleaaant .are the g urate of Mr. R. t Allan,
Rev. Max Moses ef Jacksonville. Fla.. who la
under consideration aa aurceaeur to Rabbi Harfleld
of Temple Isiael, ia iu U. city.
At St. Patrlck'a church Jarm-s P. Kngllah wa
united In marring lo.Mlaa Margaret Dal ton by Rev,
father Kngllah, brother of I lie groom.
.Dan T. Cuater, ct airman of toe democratic com
mittee of Jeffran county. la here cnferring- lth the
democratic bosses of the metropolis.
Ii the Tariff Isiue "Time Worn?"
Our democratic friends Rllbly reter to "the
time worn Issue of the tariff," as if that matter
had been disponed of finally through legislation
forced through congress by their caucus whip.
Contrary to this comfortsble belief on the part of
the unterrfflrd, it is quite likely they will find
the tariff the liveliest lsu presented to the
American people In many years. It sffertg not
only the present, but the future, of the country's
Industry and commerce, and as such must ever
be of deepest concern to all the people of the
country.
The policy of protection, that built up the in
dustries and made possible the great growth of
commerce of the United States, and that prom
Ires their further extension, cannot become
"time worn," nor will It lose Its vitality, because
of temporary misdirection. Nor Is It a sectional
Issue, as some of the wise men would have us
believe, for the reason that the interdependence
of the several sections of the country I too
firmly established to be shaken by mere theories.
The products of each section are necessary to
the life of the other, and with the exchange of
articles comes a community of Interest above
the mere buying and selling.
These facts gre axiomatic, and are coming to
be better understood. In spite of attempts to
bolster the Idea that one part of the country can,
or does, thrive at the expense of another. Every
effort made by democrats at "tariff reform" has
been a failure, and the Underwood tariff Is no
fxceptlon. The tariff will certainly be an Issue
In the coming presidential campaign, and a re
turn to republican policies la already well
assured.
Somewhat Severe on the Jitneyi.
The Jitney regulation ordinance passed by
the council seems to us somewhat severe. The
Bee has already put itself on record In fsror of
regulation in the interest of the public, and
mors particularly of safety, but net to regulate
them out of business If they can be made rea
sonably safe without so doing. The regulation
should provide for an adequate Indemnity bond
and for inspection against physical decrepitude
and against uncleanllnesg; It should require
definite routes, or at least definite destinations;
it should test the fltnecg of the drivers and
debar incompetents; it should exact a license
fee, but not an exceed re one.
Lincoln's ordinance has snuffed out the
Jitney. Des Moines hag Just passed a measure,
originally proposed by the Trade and Labor as
sembly of that city, answering most of the re
quirements, the license fee ranging from $10 to
$35, according to seating capacity.' The Des
Moines -council, mistakenly, we believe, reduced
the bond from $5,000 to $2,000, although the
operators there are said to be objecting even to
this. In Philadelphia the Jitneys have been
making a popular demonstration against any
regulation whatever.
The lesson to be drawn from our own and
other cities' experience Id simply this: That
the municipal authorities must make the public
Interest paramount to the demands both of the
Jitneys and of other rapid transit carriers.
Future of British Industry.
Some very Interesting economic as well aa
political points are arising in connection with
ths European war. What effect will the opera
tions of the "munitions" bill have on the fac
tories of Great Britain after the war Is ended?
The present operation or the law Is to practically
complete the "nationalization", of all .the great
Industries whose output will be of service to the
country In connection with the equipment and
maintenance of the army. in the field. . Workers
In these factories are virtually under enlistment
for the war, while owners are to be restricted
In the matter of proflU, to the end that the
public will have the greatest possible benefit
from the activity of the mills.
Other regulations have been adopted that
give the absolute control of manufacturing of
the United Kingdom Into the hands of Lloyd
George, who now becomes even a more potent
factor In the war than Kitchener, who merety
organised the army. With this control of the
factories, Lloyd George is charged with the
great responsibility of providing the arma and
munitions to be used by the most prodigal dis
pensers of destruction the world has known In
all Its history. No man In England ever held
greater power.
English trade was depressed before the war
tame, especially the Iron and steel Industry,
which had languished for several years. The
revival that has followed on the demand of the
army for greater supplies has occasioned prob
lems that have only partly been solved. The
commandeering of the factories is the final
effort at solution. But this brings a question
still more vital. When the war is over, will the
factories be restored to their owners? Or, will
they remain under control of the government
If "socialization" of production Is good for war,
may it not also be found good for peace?
Health Boards and Public Health.
One of the doctors now In session at San
Francisco indulges In some little extravagance
In making clalmg for the work of the boards of
health of the American communities, but a
modicum of exaggeration Is perhaps warranted
by the Immense servlc the public has received
from this agency. The properly organized
health board stands as a sentinel between the
public and disease. Epidemics have all but
vanished from tblg country because of the en
ergy and persistence of the medical profession
In forwarding the cause of sanitation and better
living. The ready co-operation of the people,
through submission to restrictions and regula
tions, has aided much in his achievement, but
to the doctor first of all belougs the credit for
the Improvement wrought. Further conquests
of disease are to be made, and the doctor Is
splendidly devoted to the quest of health, for
everybody.
A correspondent prints tn'ths New Tork
Times letters from friends in England. Holland
and Italy, each condemning the United States
for remaining neutral. While Uncle Sam alma
to please his distant relatives, hi first duty Is
to his own family.
Voluntary obedience to health rules pre
scribed by the doctors is a hard task, even with
the promise of sixty-five years of life. Is most
cases compulsion is necessary.
The World-Wide Mvie
Koy I MoCardeU la ColUar
THE ubiquitous mov:n--p:rture mow, lW enduted.
then pitied, and then embraced, flights the
heart and achea the eyes of sll natln and
rice around the wot Id.
The "movie" give as well a take, fe they are
showing tlie aavaae tribe of remote landa'e thing'
we do, and. In turn, repeat to our eye wt primal
man la doing In hla primal habitat. Tlio la no
village no amall In civilised countries but ttt it, nt
leant occasionally, ee the moving pictures. Vhere ,s
no kraal In African wild or wigwam aettlcnt In
any other wildernea but that ha seen the tiovtng
picture man dlaplay hi magic. For the Krds on
I the ateppea of Ploerla and the tree dweller of Borneo
alike the miracle of life-motion photography Ha been
materialised. The untutored savage not on, arc
the movie," but, blea you! he acta In theH In
fart, the wild men of Borneo took to acting th
"movie" more readily than an enllrtitenedUirUh
praiantry. H
The number of moving-picture exhibition give all
around the earth would be Impossible to conJerre,
They have them In the Danish aettlement wlthinthe
Arctic circle. Doubtless th sign In front of ie
"Bijou Dream Moving-Picture Igloo" In t'pernlijt
reads: "The Night Is ISIx Months Long Enjoy it V
Seeing the ftmashlng Sensational Film-Feature SuA
ceaa, 'I.emon-Eared Bal, the Scout Bride!' In Sixtl
Henaatlnnal Reala alt Punch and Paaalnn!"
In New Tork City alone thee are over i.JOO mov-
Ing-plcture theatera; M0 of theee are large, beautU
ful and up-to-date theater. Sixty of them were
originally designed for legitimate itage production.
Seventeen were regular Broadway theatera. In which
the foremoat stage at a re have appeared and the
greatest" dramatic succeaaea of our generation have
been enacted. Within the I ant three or four month
alx more leading Broadway theaters have gone over
to the "movie," making more than twenty flrat-claa
theater now allowing motion photography between
Fourteenth atreet and Columbua Circle.
Thl a condition of affair I not pertinent to New
York alone. From Budapeit to Kansas City the same
condition obtain. The "movlee" are marching on
and are taking over the strongholds ef the drama.
There la no finer theater In Parle than the "Gau
mont," built originally for great theatrical spectacle,
but now devoted to the silent drama.
Planned and built expressly and aolely to show
moving picture, the Strand theater In New Tork City
Is mors commodious and costly than any other amuse
ment edifice In the metropolis, with the possible excep
tion of the Hippodrome where, also, moving picture
may be seen on Sunday nlghta.
Llkewlae In Berlin, tn London, In every great city,
and In every town of any else anywhere, finer, larger,
and more costly theaters have been and are being
built expressly for moving p'ctures than could have
beejt conceived or financed for dramatic purposes.
And yet how short a time ago the moving plctura
wss considered a cheap pastime for individual eaally
amuaed with photographic pantomime, horseplay, and
melodramatically depicted shilling ahockers! It was
the creditable production of "Quo Vadle?" four yean
ago, followed last year by DAnnunilo's cinemato
graphic maaterplece, "Cablrla," and this year by "The
Birth of a Nation." that advanced the moving pic
tures to the position they hold today.
So great and wonderful has been the growth of the
moving-picture buslneas that It had been said: "Any
thing 1 good enough for the 'movie).' " Old atock
actor and director and men celled from the me
chanical department of the moving-picture companies
took up the tak of writing for the moving-picture
camera. Old plays, lens played out, and old melo
drama, long laurhed at, were ground over for th
film by the hundreds.
In fact, until very recently the writing of photo
play all over the world waa In the hands of under
paid Incompetents, called1 to the work by the demand
for picture sny kind of pictures. Here, then, was
evolved that Important functionary of cinematography
the director. Some of these men, notably. David
Orlfflth, Thomas Ince. Mark Sennett, Frank Powell.
Lloy4 Carleton, Howell Hansel, Colin Campbell.
George Baker, Edwin Porter, and others, developed
Into mssters of visualisation.
The so-called "technique of the photoplay" means
nothing but abbrevlatlona and jargon. The men of
developed Imagination, whoae namea are foremoat In
fiction writing, are now called upon to auppiy the
movlng-pl,ct'.ire screen with stories for reel life from
real life, or a convincing counterfeit presentment of
the ame. They do it by (Imply describing the char
actera, th plot, and the action. Tet great as has
been the development" of the movtng-plctune art In
America, it haa been greater In Italy. Aa France led
all the world In the development of the automobile, so
Italy, with Ita notable producttone In cinematography,
auch aa "Quo Vadls" and "Cablrla." haa led all the
world In spectacular movlng-pleture artistry. (
In Germany, too, there waa a development of the
art that waa putting. American producers on their
mettle. The world war In Europe, however, put an
end to this dangerous rivalry. It also caused a ceaaa
tlon In the making of great movlng-pleture produc
tions In Italy. But, as I sald the "moviea" give and
take, and take all over the world. If Italy aurpaaaed
ua In aplendid and spectacular movling-ptcture produc
tions, America haa led the world In wholesome,
"heart-lntereet" dramas and Jovial, Inoffensive acreeo
comedlea. .. ,
Tn the matter ef drame. nothing taken abroad
could vie In popularity with American weatern "In
dian and Cowboy" piature drama a. Theee were ap
preciated and called for not only In enlightened
Europe, but In darkest Africa and the mystic orient
aa well.
John Bunny and Flora Finch were laughed, at and
with In ever)' land benaath the sun. The rough-and-tumble
"alarstirk" Keystone comedlea caused side to
hske under the fur covering of Kamchatka herds
men aa they caused the dreaa shirts of the Parisian
flaneurs and I-ondon Johnnie to crumple from the
cachlnnatlons of their wearers.
The world wsr, which has wrought such havoc la
Uvea and fortunes, haa not left the motion-picture In
dustry of America unscathed. It waa an axiom ef
the motion-picture producer of the United Stat that
thl country paid the expense, but Kurope paid the
profit.
Tbe war has stmoet wholly stopped the exportation
of American fllma to the couptrlee at conflict, with
the exception of England, and here the demand haa
been cut in half. It waa only the great, coctly and
arllatlo foreign raoving-ptoture production that had
any eale of any Importance In the United States. The
continental Idea of humor and of the love relation
hardly appeals te American taatea and prejudices. On
th other hand, aa haa been stated, the American
moving-picture dramas and comedlea had a universal
appeal. '
There Is ne doubt that the moving picture had
their qutckeat development in America from th be
ginning, as they will ultimately have their highest.
IJk the telephone, the electric light, and the phono
graph, the moving picture la a Tankee notion and an
American invention.
ma
People and Erents
Jltnaya are taking 11. too a day from the traction
magnataa of Philadelphia. Their screama may be
heard from Germantown to Camden.
A Chicago couple has been married by the new
"rationalistic" service. The usual promisee were
made, but time alone will tell whether they, have
greater sticking power.
President Wllaon now hold a card aa a member
of the International Bricklayers' end PUaterera' union,
and may officiate at cornerstone laying with the sirs
of a professional.
Aa inventory of the estate or the late Mrs. Frank
Lealle show a total valuation of nearly H.mxvmm.
All but 1000 will go to Mra. Carrie Chapman Catt
fer the woman auffrsge cause.
A Kanaaa court afflrraa the unalienable right of
a wife to aiiore without endangering the foundation
of the matrimonial union. In other worde," snoring
la not reasonable grounds for divorce;
Traveller laeoaalto.
T1LDEN, Neb., June I4.-To the Editor
ot The Bee: Few shops are so well
known lhat they need no signs over the
door, sml the Individuals are few e;hoe
prominence make them known, and othera
may reflect their being In the garb, bear
ins or other characteristics. When In a
strange multitude, how welcome I a fra
tirnal symbol on a lapel, a characteristic
narb or other guide; loneliness avaunt.
and we are among friends. Even at
home, though well known, yet other
atrange ship may be sailing thoae waters
and are seeking friends. Th ftrs.. ave
nue of spproach 1 lanjuage: "Panevous
Francals?" "Habla vd. Eapenol?" 'Par
late Italano?" "hiprechen sle Deutsche?"
"Do you spesk Bngllah?" "Cu vl paroles
Esperante?"
The world haa become a coamopolltan
sea, and ships from sll realms aail arross
out paths, hence we need to fly the flag,
or flags, of the languages we can ue.
How much more fraternal than to travel
Incognito, slinking slong as plvates7
Many have two or more langusge. even
though It be only the rudiments, which
uat add that many mor millions '.o his
Werls of friends, and besides, even the
Vl-Hngulsts may after some life ap
ijcation add the International laneuage
,d thus st least be a dual-llngulat, and
pWslbly a multl-llngulst. An effective
nomenclature would be to have small
meWl platea one Inch by one-eighth wide,
wltl the name of the language perforated
In Ik own type, each plate having two
aIoteeauldlaUnt from the enda at the
baaeAo receive the extending arms from
the typ of the plate below; theae are to
be hosted In the slots of the piste lOove,
end tL plate after plate may be at
tached! and the top plate having a pin to
attachlAt the bottom aome symbols may
be attained to the alota adaptable to the
wearer thua balancing the entire env
Hem.
Th Wiole design could be made neat
and attrirtlvs, yet not conspicuous, cither
In metan words perforated or raised, or
finished V enamel, each system being so
completed that sny person could acquire
addltlonalVlates and discs. Besides the
enlarging iorld that would come to auch
r one; h would also find many who
would by Woperly graded convetsatlon
etftat him A develop the language he is
seeking to nVster for an additional lan
Stage Is puking snother window Into
your room ad adding new worlds to
your realm. POLY OLOT.
The LmX of the Teacher.
OMAHA. Junl 2. To the Editor of
The Bee: Since Vt he reel facta seem to
have been eupprmsed you herewith have
thtin provided yoj wish to do the above
parties the justlceof using them.
Good teachers tVnnot be retained at
low wages unless hey are assured that
the terure of th(ir positions will be
reasonable secure, hs witness this list
of teachers leaving tmaha to take places
elsewhere: '
B. K. McOlnnis, Hgh School of Com
merce, ll.2ui: Hlbbltig1 Minn. $1.75).
Lloyd Bertachl. Hljli School of Com
merce, $1,300; Kills Iliblishlng company.
12.000. .
3. l. Brawford. Hllh School of Com
merce. l.3u0: Topeka.l.SW.
M.ias Viable Lower,, High School of
Commerce, ftt)0; Burllnrton, $1,000.
Mtn Alice Hoekln, (High School of
Commerce, $l,2); lowr State college,
H.soo.
N. C. Wood. High School of Commerce.
11.300: SlHinaflelfl. 111.. Z.9U0.
L. C. Ri'amlael. High Ichool of Com
merce. J2.700; Kowe PubllSilns; company.
f.m.
U E. Oitford. High 6bool of Com
merce. II.SiiO; bought St. Joseph BuMneaa
college.
It ia understood thst stveral othera
have negotiation under way which will
enable them to do a well. VeDAGOO.
Anether for Peace anal Pfehlbltloa.
OMAHA, June at. To the Editor of
The Bee: I Just want to erifbise every
word written hy W. H. H. lichardson
In this morning's Bee, and I -uly hope
peace and tiatlonal prohibition for the
United States will come out of the pres
ent war In Europe. Then It great
aacrlfUe of h.Jmait lives will ot have
been In vain. Then, and not unu then,
will life be worth living In tm great
'country of oura, J. G. BLEf-FING.
A Velaateered Nontlaatloal
UREBLCT. Neb. June Mi-Tp the
Editor of The Bee: Please let nn put
my contribution in rhyme:
All hsll O msn of mystery! All hill O
gifted seer! T
We had It here but yestereve thsA in
strument ot fear.
Today the vast old firmament is dsrk as
ebon night. '
With Pluvlus. the tearful, exhibiting his
might ,
But why, O wsatherwlee one, why hfte
your light so InnsT T
Why let us grope In daxkneaa the weary
years along? T
To peer Into the future a gift quite ill
your own: 7
To pry the lid off secretly, to bare thl
xreat unknown 1
Are thlnua of -nighty Import. A startled
world is lined ' 1
To not the ph;hteat movement of you J
sli-romprlllng mind.
We aom-tlnies honor with a shsft, some-'
timua the hfUl of fame
Is the national medium it there In
scribe the name.
To this, because most fitting (don"t
charge nir lth a ' scoop"),
I nomintte our prophet, Walt Johnson
of North I.onp.
-.VI ICHABL O'CONNOR.
Nebraska Editors
G. r. Miller Is ths editor of the Re
view, a new paper launched at iistsr
last week.
Mel A. Schmeid. editor of the L..kota
City K4ie. moved his plant Into Its new
home last week.
Cunningham A Wolf, publishers of the
Nemaha County Republican, have in
Mailed a double magaslne linotype.
The Bridgeport Newa-Blade. J. M.
Lynch, editor and proprietor, began the
sixteenth year of its existence last weak.
The O'Neill Frontier rounded oit Its
thirty-fifth year last week. Ita present
I'roprletor. D. H. Crontn. has been at the
Jelm a little more than twenty-four
years. .
Editor H. T. Ring of tbe Hooper ?nt.
Del was married to Miss Elisabeth hu
maker of Fort Calhoun en June IS. The
tride waa a former teacher In the Hooper
echeol. Mr. and Mrs. Ring will te at
heme at Hooper after July L
If. H. Humphreys, a ho haa bvea a
member of th high echool faculty at
Ptiu. haa aucceeded M. B. Ruaaeii a
editor of the Seward County Tribune.
Mr. Ruaaell will reaura his former line
of special newspsper work. Hla first Job
will be on an Illustrated booater .dltloa
of th Pierce County Leader
CHEERY CHAJT.
Patience So she learning to dance, Is
she?
latrice Te.
Where?
Why. on her feet, of course Tonker
Statermsn.
Willie-Paw, what I a fair-minded
man?
Taw A man who votes the name ticket
aa you and who sgrees with you In every
thing e!e, my son Cincinnati Bnqulrer.
Penman What'e your brother doing
now?"
Wrlaht Oh. he a apace writer.
Penman Hpace writer?
Wright Yea. he's writing up astronomy.
Yonkers Statesman.
Plaintiff tin New York Court the Other
Day He promlaed that our married life
would be heaven.
lawyer And wnssi't It?
Plaintiff The only glimpse of hesven I
ever got was when he soaked me and I
saw stars Boston Trsnscrlpt.
"My boy Josh knows all about agri
culture' ad Farmer t'orntoasel.
"Then he s a great help."
"He might be. if he didn't take up all
the time of the hired help Inatructln"
em. vsaanington war.
"Hlggins Is a eelt-made man, is he
net?"
"He claim to he: but I do not be
lieve those bad manners of hla could
c
panton.
father had lold her he had some kind
of a movement cn foot." llsltlmore
American.
' .Ittmpin' llnso, but Juggins Is mtd!"
'What about.''' , , . ....
"The railroad company has found thai
trunk of hla he lost."
"Mai about It" ,
"Sure! Th trunk waa only worth J.
and JiiRsrin waa suing the company for
t;t." Kromnlng s Masasine.
he said.
"Irt us be
'i love vou.'
sweet hearts."
"You ailmire beauty?"
"Yes: my only hook are woman s
looks'' . , .
"I think." said the arlrl. "that we bad
liettei not heroine encneed. "I fear tliat
you could not he contented
hrary of one volume." Louli
Journal.
TO THE DAISY
IY.
eer have been acquired: he must have
been born so." Woman Home Com-
TEACHER
KABIBBLE
KABARET
T5
TO MAKE UA hTWCATlOM
VT A 069 V OOHErl f OtOi
Stude (trying to pick her up) The fel
lows bet me a dollar I didn't dnre spcaK
to you. You don't mind, do you?
Beautiful Girl Not at all. Run along
now and get your dollar. Cornell Widow.
"Youns; Dippy left Mlas Msvmie's
house very hurriedly the other evening."
"Yes, X noticed he made a hasty move
to go when she mentioned that her
William Wordsworth.
"With little here t do cr see
Of things that In the (treat world be.
fweet Daisy! Oft I talk to thee
For thou art worthy.
Thou unassuming commonplace
Of nature, with that homely face.
And vet with eoniething of a grace
Which love makrg for thee!
Oft on the dapple turf at ease
1 alt and plav with almtles.
Looae types of things through all degrees.
Thoughts of thy raising.
And many s fond and idle name
I give to thee, for praise or blame
As is the humor of the game,
While I am gsslng.
A little Cyclops, with one eye
Staring to threaten and defy.
That thought comes next and instantly
The freak la over.
The ahape will vaniah, and behold!
A allver altleld with boss of gold
That apreads itself, aome fairy bold
In fight to coverj
I see thee glittering Trom afar
And then thou art a pretty star.
Not quite so fair ss many are
In heaven above thee!
Yet like a star, with piltteriim crest.
Self-poised in air thou seem'st to rest;
May peace come never to Ms nest
Who shall reprove thee!
Sweet flower! for by that nsme at last
When all mv reveries are past
I call thee, and to that cleave fast.
Sweet silent creature!
That breath'est with me In sun and air.
Do thou, as thou art wont, repair
My heart with gladness, and a shsre
Of thy meek nature!
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I When you've said "nller" and "wrapper"
you Ve named only two parts of a cigar.
q But it takes that other part "skilful hand
work" to make your Tom Moore bum
evenly and "draw" with your slightest
breath.
I Careful hand-workmanship in the Tom
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Tom Moore
cigar 10
Little Tom 5
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