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1f. TITK BEE: OMAHA. SATURDAY, MAY 20, 1!15. THE OMAHA DAILY DEE rOL'NPKD BT KDWAHJ RQ3K WATER. VICTOR ROSEWATEK, KDITOR. TS Bee I'uhllahlns; Company. Proprietor. HF.B WflLDIXQ. FARNM AND FF.VF.NTCKNTu'. Entered at Omaha postoffloe as eeeond-claaa matter. tkkm9 or blthstription. fly carrier fly mail par month. per year. .aa'ty and SuniJav nc V i" T11r without Sunder....' N 4 08 Fvenlr.g and Sunc'av "r .n Fventug without Bunder o 4.00 S'indar Be onlr ' m Prd notice of change of address or eomplalnta of trresnlarity la dellvr to Omaha Bw, Circulation DetiarUnent. RtMITTANrK. Remit riv draft, aspreee or posts! order. Only two rnt etarnpa received In payment of amall ea rounta. I'erennel checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha Tha Be BulMlng. ftonth Omaha Sil N afreet. Council muffs 14 North Main Street. 1 ln-oln-M I.ltrVs Bulldlnr. Chlfapro-01 Hearat Bul'dlng New York Room lint. Kifth avsnua, Ht lonla-onj New Hank of Commerce. Waahlnrten Fourteenth 8C, N. W. CORRE8PONDKNCB. Address rommunlcatlone rWattne" to news and IU torlal matter to Omaha Be. Editorial Department, Al'Ulb C1KCIXATIO.N. 53,406 Plate of Nebraska. County of Douglas, aa; Dwlght Mllilama, circulation manager of Tha Bea Publishing company, being duly aworn, says that tha average circulation for l ha month o( April, 1S1&, we U. .0. DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed in my presence and aworn to oafora ma, thla let day of May. iit. , . . . HOUSKT HUNTER, Notary Public Sabacribers leavUag- Uto eitf tonporanly ' aboald ha to Tbo Doo mailed to tbem. Ad drwM will bo changed aa uftea aa requested. r Kay M Theught for the Day SeWf est e Um Blaekmort 2'o man or woman of Vi hvmUut tvrt can rally b4 ttrong, gentle, pr and good withtut tht teerbTa bang btittr for it, uithvut soma one's btig httped and comforted by tht vtry tzisttnc 0fhat go jdntii. Phillip Brtokt. It It the verdict of exports that tbo aoll of Nebraska cannot hava too much rain. "Britannia rules tho waves." She also decorates the boles in the bottom of the seas. Moral: ' Let auto drivers tempted to speed t.p take heed of The. Bee's repeated warning. Aa a factor In -war. atr raids would be ridic ulous if their billing achievements were not so atrocious. The reported capture of a cemetery by th.j French supplies the last modern necessity of the war game. The more the South Americans analyze tha Monroe doctrine the more they appreciate the point on the beaft of the eagle. The high price of dying ta mounting. Am munition has advanced from. 2 5 to SO per cerl since the outbreak of the war. " " Prof. Taft relt-eratfa that he is out of poll tics. Colonel Roosevelt says as much in differ ant words. They recur to tbe subject through force of habit. r There are murders and murders. Catching and convicting a well identified culprit is quite different from tracking -an unknown criminal vho has left scarcely a clue.' Berlin reports that . German hate has switched from England to Italy. Shifting tho pressure from the west to the south foreshsdowr the direction of the nent storm. Aliens in this country who go home to par ticipate in the slaughter should be forcibly re minded that return tickets will not be honorol tit Ellis Island or any other station. . President Arriaga has resigned his post ai chief executive of Portugal. He has aeon thi worst and wearily backs up. Practically til other rulers of Europe ere resigned, but safety, compels them to stay with the Job to the finish. Our amiable democratic contemporary eon Unues to emit signals of distress for fear repub lican ' factions , may get together. Ita real fear, how era i U Ita conviction that a united repub lican party forecasts certain democratic defeat. Nearly three years have passed since the crime was committed for which Lieutenant Cocker was twice eonvicted. Other participants have received their due. but Becker's greater resources enabled hire to take advantage of the law's delay. With' the highest state court re jecting his. appeal, the prospects of escaping the penalty seems bow remote. A- ' 'Si. t SI : "The Itr1 ate Secretary , produo) for tho fli-at time In Omaha, made a hit at Boyd'a The star and central fture Is WUIlain 11. QiUette. . Local aiwrtamen are Uylna to orsanlsa a boat ing club, a meeting for that purpoaa tiaetag been held In tha ofUca of F. M. Cunnora la tha Creighton Mock. Among thoae lntereated are aald to bo A. K. Clarkson C. K. CraUe. K. 8. luff. O. W. Iluldrega, Mr. Moody and Mr. Hrown. tWU. .IIUUUIII .i.v lliwiuil u AIUO, 111.. On the twenty-aoentb. of Harry P. Whltraor of Lincoln and Uoealle Trenchery, both bride aud groom being well known here. . . The dlaappearanra of ex-!Ug1t PVIder Jack Hneed of the Tnlon Pulflc baaa ball team, who hao bean running the opera house cigar atand, leaving aeverat anxluua creditor, ta deatgnated aa "a foul fly." Emancipation day was celebrated by a meeting a; tl.e Capitol avonue ekatlng link, prealdea over by Key. V. a. Froet, and addreaaed by Rev. U. M. Woodby', Kev. llarria, John M. Thuiaton. Kdward Roaawater and Ri-v. W. E. Coupland. Er Millard, traatua Toung, W. a Wing. C. A. tya and lr. Woortey. lomprlaed a party of fuhermen off to Kagla Lake, Minn. Kev. V. K. Deans. Itor of thf. MethwHet T. ii.l church at JValrl'-. formerly In ctarce of the r ihi4-nth Street Melhodtet Kiiaiopal cUurch here, in the tlty visiting friend a. lulls ni in America. The final entrance of Italy into the great European war brtnfts the Italian element of our I'nited Slates population to the fore ground, and prompts inquiry as to the number and distribution of our cltlxens or residents '-f Italian birth. According to the cenmis figures for 1910, the number of peraons In this country born in Italy was 1,343,125, while according to the classifica tion of mother tongue the number was 2,09V 000, being 6.5 per cent of the total foreign white stock. By this last measurement, ths Italians in thlg country are only one-fourth as numerous as those of the German mother tongue, who constitute 25.7 per cent of the total. It is interesting to note, too, that of the large cities of this country the Italian stoc. ranks first as having the largest representation among the foreign born population only in New Orleans, but Is second in New York City, where Russia has the first place. In Nebraska tbe Italian born population as enumerated in th-; 1910 census was negligible except in Omaht, credited with 2,361 out of a total for the state of 3.79. In recent years Italy has been one of the principal sources of our immigration, laat year (1914) actually leading all other countries wlt'i 283,738. and the preceding year being out topped by Russia alone. Applying the obvloua ratio to the 6,056 of these Immigrants who gave Nebraska as their destination. It is saf to figure at least one thousand of them to have been Italians. The number of Italian-Americans In this country, and their comparative recent ext- dus from the mother eountry, foreshadows a specially keen interest among them In the for tunes of war that may come to Italy. Mexico's Leaders Legal Quibbling:. Frequently efforts made by lawyers to secure the acquittal of men who are accused of high crimes are an affront to common sense, useful only as indicating the extent to which an "expert", will go in tho matter of distorting the law In his "defense" of a criminal. From Wyo ming, for illustration, an appeal is perfected to tbe United States supreme court in behalf of a condemned murderer because of an error in the date on the indictment, a blunder so palpable that it is of Importance only beck use it affords a technicality on which to base a quibble. In Nebraska the supreme court is to review the proceedings by which a condemned murderer aa convicted, the chief reason assigned being that a member of the State Board of Pardoni was' permitted to testify during the trial, the accused being a paroled prisoner at the time the murder was committed. During the course of a trial recently had in Douglas county the jury was asked to acquit a man accused of murder because he was held by the police, and because he was also accused of stealing from freight cars, th plea being that It was only the police and the railroad companies that wanted his con viction. Such efforts as these are not to serve, but to cheat, Justice. In neither of these cases is the Innocence of the accused alleged to prove a mis carriage of Justice; the whole fabric of the de fense resting on some technical point involving a nonessential fact. Yet courts and law yers who Indulge In these practices wonder wnv the public -no lop ger. accepts the lawyer'a esti mate or his own. profession; V . . Bed Cron Belief for Mexico. Again are the generous people of the United fetates asked to come to the relief of the suffer ers from war. This time It is Mexico that sends out the appeal. President Wilson, aa head of th American Red Cross, being asked to take meaa . ures for tbe assistance of starving people .in various parts of the southern republic. Of course, this appeal wilt meet with a ready and a hearty response from this country, and the destitute across the border will be given all help In their extremity. In no more Impressive or effective way could the mission of the United States be shown than in the provision, of relief for tbe victims of war. It is the deed that sup ports the faith of our people In the genius of their Institutions. - The United States atands for peace for all the world, with full opportunity for the enjoyment of all its privileges, exempli fied by the contributions of its cltlxens to tbe aid of victims of the war In other . countries. When the final tale of all this strife la told, the part played by this country In the drama of to day will shine with sucn glory as will make war's proudest ray seem dim. '. ; ';; Starting; the Ferment. Every .now and then somebody in a commu nity gets busy with an idea. It may or may not be practical, and It may not be especially popu lar, but its champion never lets up in ita advo cacy.. , perhaps he draws a few people to his support, but more than likely he gets himself set down as a pest, If not an actual nuisance. Ills project is passed over, while public attention Is drawn to some newer or more attractive prop osition, and the original enterprise la laid away in tbe Umbo of things undone and its projector goea back into the obscurity of his private life. But big effort was not in vain; he may have failed. to. bring about exactly what he thought ought, to be done, but he did aqmething of In finitely more value. IIa started the ferment. Through bis earlier agitation he began a move ment that makes Itself felt in all the ramifica tions of communal Ufa.' The man with a notion is a good thing to have in a community, for he prevents stagnation. One secure haven of the simple lire is placed on the map by the declaration of the Duakard sect against the use of automobiles by members. A diminishing multitude still clinging to the hope of salvation on foot will joyfully welcome the new recrulta to their ranks. Now comes a Chicago Judge decrying the game of golf as a waste of time and money, de void of courage and intellectually a screaming farce. The name of the Indignant Jurist la sup pressed out of respect for the profession much addicted to the game. It is too bad the legislature did not enact tho measure provtdtng ' retirement pensions for superannuated city employes. Such a law would hare furnished the solution of a presaios problem that must now be met In some other wey. Oaapar Whitney la the Oatlook. MKXICD baa now reached the third stage f the cycle, and unleea a powerful friend cornea to Ita rescue a dictator la about due; but It will take a atrong man to pult It from the depth of anar chy Into which It has fallen, and, unless It be Fran elmco Villa, no one In eight appears likely to grow up to tho task. Cerrania had his chance, and failed Ignnmlnloualy. Barren of executive ability, though replete with a nimble pettifogging aplrlt, he arouaed the acorn and hatred of all Mexico outride of his Immediate ramp. That he la alao atupld waa clearly ahown by hie patently envloua and unreasonable attitude towarda Villa, whoae fealty he could have retained by fair conduct and unbroken agreement. Carrsnaa could have brought peace to Mexico when first he entered the city In Auguat, 1914. to confer with Carbajal who had been appointed provisional preetdent on h flight of Iluerta had he been aurht but an arbitrary, vain obatructloniat. Had ha the patriotism he raunta or been faithful to the principles ho continually boasts, a provisional government which the t'nlted Statee would cheerfully hare recognised and enroiyaged could then and there have been encouraged. The aecond Carranta occupation of Mexico City, beginning In January. 1115. under Oeneral Alvaro Obregon. repeats the story of the first with slight variation; there Is the same aearch for money under cloak of hunting out the "enemies of the cause," the same reprisals, tha same bartaroua disregard of el pueblo while posing aa their champion, the same Ia!th1enenes to the very prlnclplea for wbjch they claim to be fighting, the same arrogance of speech and conduct ludicrous In its upstart braggadocio to the onlooker, hut grlevoua to the natlvea who must endure and suffer Its Insolent and cruehy unjust man dates. Both Ohregon and his "flrat chief hate Mex ico City and lt people, who have sever opened their arme to either of the two and loathe both of them for the mlaery endured under the thievery and domineering of the flrat occupation. Of the paltry creature that the whlrtgig of revo lution has given temporary prominence from tlm to time In Mexico, Venuatlano Carrans la tha most pretentious and th least promising. MIrth-provok-ing he la. however. In his roller-chair capital, fulmi nating dreadful threats against Villa aa ha pushes out of reach, now beckoning tha foreign diplomats to follow, anon proclaiming himself all of tho law and the prophets, and ever Issuing manifesto after man ifesto breathing solicitude for the working claaaea. Eulallo Outlerres. ex-provlalonal president, llke wlae ex-copper mine carpenter and roustabout, la to be taken no more seriously In pondering Mexleo'a futur than waa Pablo Oonsales when ha broke from Carranxa. proclaiming hlmaeif president from Pa chueo. and remaining at that town, his men preylug on the ahops. h's officers upon tho women, until ha fled before Villa. Luclo Blanco, another of tha recent Carranxa gen erals. Is to b taken oven less seriously than Outler res. Originally with Carranxa and entrusted with the protection of Mexico City, he fled before th approach. Ing Zapatistas after glowing manifestos to the peo ple of hie unceasing and affectionate loyalty. He wandered around for a time outalde th danger xono, and finally deserted Carranxa for Villa because Outlerres promised him' a place in his cabinet why, knowing the man. It would be hard to say. Having been offered a ahare In tha new government Gutierres was planning. Blanco deserted Villa aa he had Car rana. In his point of loyalty either to principle or chief, .those two are well met; but Outlerrei la tho more dangerous. Ills first prominence came through rucceasfully blowing tip federal trains for the con stltutlonallsts. As a reward for his bloody record. Carranxa mnde him governor of Ran Lula Potosl. where he was a. dll'gent looter, and waa the brute who, having the son of a widow ahot because lie happened to h of a family that had once held office, sent th nude body to tho mother after parading It around the plasa in a t art. When Villa w.tit aouth. driving Carranxa before him, Outlerres deserted to him; and when Villa went north Outlerres looted tho treasury and jumped the city to act up a government of his own. No doubt he wlU find h's. way back again to Carranae. who la not particular and cannot afford to b.v. , 3, . Obregon Is Ihe'one really strong "man among tho Carranxa generals, and he and Fellpl , Angeles, of VUla'e forces, are probably among tha military th two atrongeat- men in Mexico after Villa.' Obregon haa no respect for his chief, but there la no room for his ambitions In the Villa party, while under Carranxa he Is unhampered, Of both Obregon and Angetea w are likely to hear later, for each haa the presidential bee In hla bonnet. Angeles ta well born and well educated, the only, man on either side of military training. " Obregon. Is 'a ranchero who looks more like an Irishman than a Mexican and undoubtedly haa aa much of Ireland In hla blood aa In hla name. Another with a presidential bee la Lula Cabrera, a shrewd lawyer of tbe city and the political motor of tha Carransa party.- He la the agitator typo of socialist ho never falls to lay .upon foreigners alt the responsi bility for Mexican revolutions. In contradistinction la Felicitaa. Viliareat. who re signed as minister of finance under Carranxa rather than indorse one of his flat-money making schemes; waa called to the aame office by Villa; stayed by hla post when 'Outlerres decamped; and waa arrested by Carranxa when Obregon marched Into the city on Ita evacuation 1 V the Zapatistas. It Is not unlikely that Carransa, will execute Viliareat on soma trumped-up charge or other-tliat Is the Carransa way; but. If he la. not murdered, he will be an asset to bankrupt Mexico when tha day comes that It can set out upon th rehabilitation of Ita finances. Re Is one of th very few trustworthy men In public life In Mexico today; a man In the political life of Mexico and yet honest! .8uth la Felicitaa Vlllareal. Villa la th man to whornalmoat all those outside the factlona look for a solution of tha present addled condition. It may be that be will not prove equal to th dual task of fighting and playing politics, and th aequence of events following his triumphant entry Into Mexico City In November certainly Indicates that he waa not, or la not yet. equipped for the doublo game. Vet, without being .In any degree Intellectual, ha la a man of resource, great energy and force. He "Is a fighter, and a lustful one, who la at hla beat when he la in the field on th job not In the city. He la, too, I believe, more sincere than the othera In hla expreaaed wish to bring his country to peace and es tablish stable government He haa no personal ambi tion outalde of thla, he told me; and I credit hla as sertion, not because he told me so, but because hla course sine he ram prominently before th country aa a national leader In the last two years rather cor roborates It. Yet, grow aa he may. Villa will never approach to within hailing distance of the atandard of Mexleo'a atrongeat and most beneficent d lota tore. Benito Juarea and Porflrlo Dies. He la a brutal apeclmen of low born man, of the ranchero type; prone to outbursts of furious, ungoverned temper, and capable of any cru elty to gain hla end. Villa haa fewer men than Carransa who. by the way, la a general by courtesy and doea no fighting but they are a better trained force, and Oenerals Fellpl Angelea and Raoul Madero, brother of th mur dered president, are two dependable aaalatanta Zapata la a consistent but hardly a national flgun In the Mexican queatlon; hla la guerrilla warfare, and Moreloa atat hla battle ground, where alwaya he haa been a form dable opponent. His followers are th almple-mlnded. aealoua Indians, fighting to regain the land rights which, !n their rase, bar been to eome extent taken away without Justice and without reimbursement. They are difficult to dlalodge at horn In the brush, but not strong In the open. .They are th "bandlta" they have been called, because that la the one method of warfare they know. When flrat they came to Mexico City, they were honest, and oven gentle a strange experience after Carranxa. , If Villa ta equal to curbing defections In his own party and of adding to hla aupply of ammunition, he will beat Ohieaon; If he vanuulshea Obregon. he a 111 destroy Carransa's thief support; and so only may there b hope of peace coining to Mexico Nebraska Editors The coat of the Barnea-Rooaevelt trial la tlguri by tha Brooklyn Eagle at IMJ.m. Each litigant pays a rounael tee of tt,ouu. Kdltor Tom W. Vlly or th Dalton Ielegate la Installing a new cylinder pre. Record Brothere have sold the Osmond Republican to C R. Chrlstlanaon of Plain view. The transfer will be made Juno 1. Editor Murray of th Pender Time haa puchaoed a lot and will erect a, new home for his plant The building will be IRxSO feet, on atory with full basement. John I. Ionar. who haa bn editor and proprietor of the Nehawka Newa for tha laat five wears, haa traded hla plant and paper to A. B. Rutledge of tho Clarka fNeb.) Enterprise. Mr. Ing will take charge of the Enterprise June 1, and Glenn Rutledge, son of O. B. Rut ledgn, a 111 become editor of the News. Tha Custer County Chief of Broken Bow laaued a fine eight-page commence ment supplement last week. It waa printed en book paper and was Illus trated with half-tone picture of mem bers of tho class, faculty and high school organisation. One of the most striking feature waa a group of about forty nonresident students. W. W. Haskell, who founded the Ord Quia thlity-four years ago. has sold the paper and plant to a stock company headed by H. D. teggett, former pro prietor of the St. Paul Republican, and Oscar L. Nay, who haa been In charge of th mechanical department of tho Quia for several yeara. The consideration Is tlS.OOO. Thla Is said to bo the largest price ever paid for a county aeat weekly In Nebraska. Editorial Viewpoint Washington Poat: Through eome atrange fatality, no casualty occurs in th Canal son without a brace of native policeman figuring among the dead, wounded or missing. Louisville Courier-Journal: Bukowlna haa a poetic oound even when It la un translated, and "Beech Land" doea not make It less ao. The silvery rivers of Bukowlna are stained with blood. Tho beeches ar shattered by cannon. . Brooklyn Eagle: Mayor Mltchel aaw a bear out In Wyoming, but didn't kill It. Maybe th bear saw him first Bruin' can alwaya tell a mighty hunter from an amateur gunman. He knowa when to escape with expedition. Brooklyn Eagle: Vartoua atatea regu late the sale of carbolic acid, fo' fear It may bo used for self-slaughter by eome Individual. Now that It la most In de mand j far explosives to do killing on a large-scale, the price has gone up 1,800 per cent, and only the wealthy could af ford that sort of suicide. Baltimore American: Swltserland haa received formal guarantees that Ita neu trality will not be violated, and haa taken strong measures to aafeguard ita fron tiers. 'The lesson of Belgium's guaran teed neutrality haa not been loat on other neutral nationa. and while accepting the guaranteea, they are keeping their pow der dry. Cleveland Platn Dealer: Colo'nel Roose velt haa an article In a June magazine telling what we ought to do to Oermany. One's apprehension aa to what would happen to thla country were the colonel president lust now Is somewhat lesaened by the thought that ha probably would not be half ao fierce 'if he were really president. ( Springfield Republican: "Treaties are like ' eausagee." aaya Oeneral - Horac Porter. "Tha more you know about how they're made, th leaa you like them." Tho general assisted in the making of several treatlee at th second Hague con ference and haa aeon them become acrapa of paper, he aaya. Perhapa he will tell us about tho detatla of manufacture which displeased him or waa he only making an epIgramT Springfield Republican: If neceaelty la the mother of Invention, Imagination la the father. Dr. Alexander Graham Bell pasaea a problem alor? to the next gen eration with thla bit of asaurance: "Men can do nearly everything else by elec tricity already, and I can Imagine them with colls of. aire about, their heads coming together for communication of thought by Induction." Thla la the product of a practical Inventor's imagina tion. Wireless telepathy la an old atory on th borderland of Si lence. New York World.: If a atngle ship building concern In thla country can com plete ten submarines In five month a for a foreign government. It should help to allay th anxiety of thoae persona who day and night tremble at th thought of tha defenseless condition . of tho Untod States. In emergency th government could, and no doubt would take over these boata and aet about building many more, not In on ahlp-yard, but In a doxen. But tha fact that aubmarinea can b built here In a amall fraction of tho tlm usually allowed Is comforting In any clroumstances. MY OLD DIVAN. I love to alip away alone when evening darkness falls. And watch th firelight ahadowa dance upon my cottage walla, And from tha old divan's aoft depths, with pipe alight I see Visions of things that are, and wore, and some I hope may be. Tho old divan haa Decn with ua a hun. dreri veara or more: Tradition haa t thxt it aerved a cen turv before On hrav ancestor left the old wor'd customs that he knew. To found a home amid the fabled wond er of tha new. And brought with him hla household goods, from langneaa' lele of Man. Among them none more cherished than the old rosewood divan. It hss sll the outward symbols of a rare antiquity; Ita maaeive form Is scarred and worn by hard utility. Thouah connoisseurs have offered price fabulous to gain Poeeeaaton of the old heirloom. It would be much tha same As selling one's own flesh and blood, If heart could be ao cold. Aa to allow tha old divan to b ex changed for gold. Child forma have. curld In Ita embrace and softly dropped asleep. Within Its sheltering arma. with tears yet wet upon the check. And waked with none but happy recol lections It has heard. The vos of youth's devotion, and haa never breathed a word. IWreaveinenta sorrows It haa soothed, and hearta from anguish freed; There a comfort In Ita magic touch for all who comfort need. I love It for Ita tendency to indolent delighta. For comfort of the body allowa freer scope for flights Of fencv. Po I snuagle down Into Its depths, the while The smok wreathe fr-m my feood old pice the I '(-t uns' houra beauile. The snlrlt or the old divan my every sense enwraps. ... rMI -f In Ire me. Pip dreama? Wed. Per hapa PAVID. Omaha. SAID IN FUN. "Did Alice take tier husband a failure in the rmht plrtt T" "Oh, yes. Just a soon as she kn"W he was Koltiv unoVr she went out and bo'txht her entire; summer outfit.'" iioston Tran script. "Opjiortunlly is at your door." "What is It?" Inquired the pessimistic cltlien. "Opportunity to subscribe to rome worthy cause, or a chance to in vest?" Chicago IVst. "My husband won glory on the tented field," said the flrat woman." "I didn't know he worked with a cir cus." sugirested the second, and thus be gan a thirty years' war. Philadelphia Ledger. KABIBBIE KABARET raalRAIIurCf &PIU4N Hmlock uai 4oTb fcra Ai AXWAVS AI THAT PATE rM EARM UP AND EARLl HOME Tfc &ECK W BO W E ItyflT "Do you think the world is getting bet ter?" "It ought to be." replied the man who worries about Us health. "There are more new medicines helng Invented every year." Washington Siar. Woman What is that over there T . Man Kertlllser. ma'am. vonian For the land a sake! Man Yes. ma am. uhlo Plate Journal. "Is there a v.ar In F.urope. huhby? ' "Ves. my dear. How did you bear about It r "While cleaning houso T happened to glance at some old newspaper I was put ting on the pantry shelves." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Now, my dnr. you must positively make active war on files." i haven't th heart to kill the poor Inserts." "That's all right. Vou needn't awat 'em. Let 'em Intern In this nice wire cage." Louisville Courier-Journal. "They say May me married the mean est man In town." "I should think so. Why. where do you think he took her for a wedding tour?" "Where?" "On a round trip In a Jitney 'hue.' Baltimore American . "Are the fish biting nowT" asked the atranKer. "Ye," replied the boy. "But you aln t allowed to catch 'em." "Do you mean to eay you don t fish?' "I don't exactly fish. But if a fish eomea along and bltee at me I do my beet to defend myself." Washington Star. "Why did you tell your mother when I tried to kiss you?" "I I I didn't think she was In the house." Birmingham Age-Herald. Nourishing Food for Children GIVE meat to your children in moderation. A study of food ' values will convince you of the remarksble nutritive quslities " of macaroni. It is rich in gluten the muscle and tissue builder easy of digestion, easy to prepare, and make fine eating. Serve this nourishing, economical food often to the youngsters. MAULL BROS.. St, Louis. U. S. A. Tv 3W5-tf" l3 Large Package,- 10c V AskFor f Round Package caution Jlveld Sub$iltirteic??i Against tiie otuaaaL MALTED Tw.IE.LI r.Tado In tho largest, best - equipped snd sanitary Malted: Milk plant in tho world ' We do not make"milkproduct3" Skim Milk, Condensed Milk etOe BntoeJ, EORLICK'S THE ORIGINAL ' MALTED f..lLK Made from clean, full-cream milk and the extract of select malted irain -reduced to powder form soluble ia wetter. Best Food-Drink for All Ages Usad for over m Quarter Cexitury -Vnl&m you aory "HORUOKV " yoa mmy got m Subrntltutm - SB CTalxo a Paoharjo 0omo Ghangosand Smproucmonts . In Possonger Service Effective ..ay 30th, 1915 TRAIN NO. 1: 4 ' CWcag-o-OmaharDenvcr Limited" will learn Chicago 5 :30 p. m., arriving Omaha at 7 :00 a. m. and leare ; at 7:10 a. m. for the West. This is the famous Sun-parlor j lounge car train, and its 6:30 p. m. departure from Chicago makes it a still more desirable Chicago-Omaha service. No. i 5, ' ' CMcao-Om&ha-Nebraaka Limited, ' ' the lounge car train, will continue to leave Chicago at 6:00 p. m.. arriving Omaha at 8:00 a.m. . " NEW TRAIN NO. l(h "The Atlantio Express" from Denver, with No. 44 from the Northwest, will be operated through Omaha, arriving Omaha at 1 :10 a. m. and leaving at 1 :20 a. m. for the East. This is new service from the Burling, ton's West and Northwest main lines to and throturh Omaha. . . . TRAIN N0.3: For Denver and the Pacific Coast, will leave Omaha at 4:30 p. m., instead of 4:10 p. m., arriving Den ver at 7:20 a. m., as heretofore. This is he Scenic-Colo-rado-by-dayhght service, with through equipment for Los Angeles and San Franeisco. TRAIN NO. 41: "The Burlington-Northern- Pacific Ex--press," will leave Omaha at 4:15 p. m., instead of 4-10 v m., for the Black Hills, Yellowstone Park, Montana, Wash-" ington, Oregon; passengers for Beatrice and Wymore branch, should take this train from Omaha (not No. 3 at 4 :30), in order to make the connection in Lincoln. NEW TRAIN NO. 42: "The Burlington-Northern Pacifio Ex' ' press," from the Northwest, will leave Lincoln at 1-15 n" m. and arrive Omaha at 2 :55 p. m. TRAIN NO. 255 Evening Train for Lincoln, will leave Omaha at 7 :50 p. m., instead of 7 :25 p. m. TRAIN NO. 23: From Kansas City will arrive in Omaha at 6 -AO a. m., instead of 6 :50 a. m. TRAIN NO. th For Denver and the Pacific Coast, will leave Omaha at 12:15 a. m. (Omaha sleeper ready at 10:00 p. m.); this is the new through train service to Los Angeles and San Francisco via Denver and the Union Pacifio system. 12:15 A.M.: "The Burlington-Great Northern Express" for Glacier Park, Montana, Washington. (Omaha-Northwest sleeper ready 10:00 p. m.) City Ticket Office: Farnam & ICth St. Phones: D-1238, D-35S0 lijijHiit'Jhiil lifiuif.-