r-n Tlir; tniAnA MT.YPAY BEE: MAY 2.1, 1915. THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSKWATKR. VICTOR nOSK WATER, EDITOR. The Be Publishing Company. Proprietor. BEB EL'ILDIN'Q. PARNAM AND KEVENTFENTH. Kntered at Omaha poetorfie aa ecoBd-ci matter. TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. II r carrier Py mall per month. per '" Dslty ana Snnrtay ... $ JJS aHr without Sunday.... Wenlng and Sunday . oc .(.! Kventng without Sunday Sunday F- only a . Send notlc of rbanae of eddres or e-omplalnta or lrr;ular1ty 1b delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Department. RKMITTANCH. Remit by draft, express o- postal order. Only two eent posts? stamps received In payment of email ac counts. Personal rhorku, exrtpt on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. ornrgg. Omaha The Bee Bulldlns. Ponth Omahn U8 N street. rounril niufle 14 North Main street. Lincoln 2 Llttlo Hulldlng. t'hlcaso m Hearst Building. New York Room lion, tx Fifth avenue. Pt. Ioul M8 New Hank of Commerce. Washtnston 7 Fourteenth Bt.. N. W. CORRESPONDENCB. Address communications relatln to nwa and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, KdltoriaJ department. Al'IUL SUNDAY CIKCT'LATIO.V, 47.089 State of NebrswlsA. County of Douglas, aa: Dwlcht 'Williams, circulation manar, aaya that the sverajre Kunday circulation for tha month of April, 1!5 we 17,M. DWIUJIT WILLIAMS, Clreulatloiv Muiarr. t Subscribed In my presence and sworn to . before me, this let day tf May, inf.. ROBERT HCNTEH, Noiary rubllc' , Subscriber leading the city temporarily should hare The JU mailed to them. Ad- . drrss will be changed at often M requested. Kay as Thought for the Day ' Saltcttd by Jan Brownta " Tort nevrjdgt another nor otwletn. amthtr withrut' thertby condemning yonrtif." J The tUr of enterprise la Omaha westward take Ha way. v . .- - Find the fiend, give htm a fair trial and the punishment that flta the crime! '' Beyond a shadow of a camera ' doubt, Omaha's "finest" puts up a good front. ' W hile the season la not completely over, thU years' tornado crop looks llfce a flat failure. Peace prayers may Dot have achieved their purpose, but they certainly have done no harm. Compared with other growing cities, Omaha has enlarged Its territorial area mighty little since the very beginning. Should the plumed regiments' of Italy's army carry their decoration Into tha fray, feathers are bound to fly. . Dame Fashion seems to continue la doubt about affecting the military styles for womea despite their growing' popularity for men. '. ' Mount La mo a 's activity Is premature. E pouting mud without the provocation of a cam paign Is highly discourteous to the profession. After putting Greater Omaha on the map the cartographers may again turn their un divided attention to revising the map of Europe. Campaign unity pells efficiency In getting out the vote for Greater Omaha. The higher the vote the greater tbe Impetus to growth and expansion. ' Our electric lighting company Insists that it baa been and Is Acting In good faith. Well, then, good (alth demands putting Into effect at r.o tbe rate reductions admitted to be overdue. It Is such fiendish, murders as the one that has Just shocked Omaha that justifies the reten tion ' of capital1 punishment for extreme cases where guilt Js unquestioned and without pallia tion. ; Oar Katioaal Wealth. The United. Stales census bureau has just given out Its estimate of the material wealth of the country, fixing tbe tout value of all prop erty ia the United States at 187.78,000,000, or Sl,5 for each man, woman and child In the country. These figures are just a little' beyond the grasp of the human mind, our can a good illustration be given to convey an Idea of their immensity. If Noah had set oue of his sons at working to count, at the rate of one each second when be came off the ark, 5,000 years ago, and the task bad been kept up continuously, dsy and night, without cesatloa from that time until today, the tale would still be thirty billions short of the total. - The leaps with which we are accredited with accumulating material wealth in the last fifteen years are equally stupendous. Ia 1900 the wealth of the country was returned by the cen sus at 182,303.000,000; In 110 the figures were 1100,178,000,000, and in 191Z It was set down at ' 1176,416. 000,00. Bixty-five years ago, U 1860, the material wealth of the country was placed at $7,13.O0O. Today one state. New Tork, Is rated at f 28,011,000,000, or more than three times the whole country's wealth in 18 CO. Illinois racks second to New York in wealth and Pennsylvania third, each being cred ited with more than fifteen billions. In per capita wealth, excluding all property that la not li&ted for taxation, governmental, educational, rharlUble and religious Institutions, Nevada lauks first, with 84,865 for each of its citizens, and Nebraska Is fifth in the list, with a per carlta wealth of 12.954. Comparative figures are available only for the British empire and Germany. In 1904 the wealth of the British empire was eatimated at $108,280,000,000. tt which 172,997,000,000 was for the United Kingdom. At that time the wealth of the United States was set at 1107. 104,000,000. In 1908 tha wealth of Germany wns returued at $77,884,000,000. These coun tries have undoubtedly made increase la the years that have elapsed since their last esti mates wete made, but it Is not probable they have kept pace with the wonderful advance of the United BUtes, The Tyrolean Cockpit. History, with modern variations, is booked for repetition in the houtheastem slopes of tbe Alps, when the plumed warriors of Italy join issue with the legions of Austria-Germany. Half a century and six years have passed by since battling armies contended for mastery In this cockpit of southern Europe. In the spring of 1869 the present aged emperor of Austria, then 29, commanded Victor Emmanuel to disarm and dismiss the Italians of other states of Italy who had Joined the army of Sardinia. Napoleon III held a grievance against Francis Joseph about that time and quickly rallied to the sup port of Emmanuel. Together they chastised the armies of Austria, drove them out of Lom bardy and finished a succession of victories at the battle of Solferino, sear the shores of Lake Garda, which forms the bare of Austria's wedge Into northern Italy. Italy's chief gain by this war was the fecon quest of Lorobardy. Napoleon and. Francis Joseph made terms of peace satisfactory, to themselves, leaving Emmanuel holding the sack. Tbe French emperor annexed a slice of the Riviera and the duchy of Savoy as compensation for his services, and Austria wss allowed to hold Venice, Venltla, Trentlno and Dalmatla. Seven years later, when Bismarck bad Prussia ready for the seven days' war, Emmanuel 'Joined in the fray and forced Austria to cede' Venice and Venltla. The Italy of today is vastly different from the ttaly of 1866. Then It was a collection of divided and Jealous states. Todsy it is a united Italy and a greater fighting force' than at any time in Its history. Whether it will recover the territory twice wrested from Austria by the first Napoleon remains to be determined. With the exception of the lowlands adjoining the gulf of Venice, the mountainous boundary line is un surpassed for defensive purposes, and renders invasion of Austria a perilous undertaking. Father and tha Family. . v We knew it would come, even if tbe waiting was long, and that In time father would receive some attention. He Is now ' getting his. A pseudo-scientific body has added to other enter talnment at the San Francisco fair by announc ing that fathers should share with mothers in responsibility for the family and the care ot the children. More than this, it is proposed that a federal, board shall be created to take charge of this important matter and look after the train ing of fathers along right lines. Good old dad! At last he is to share in the uplift. All he has to do nowadays is to hustle for food and clothing for the family, to supply its pleasures as well as Its necessities, and make such arrangements for the provision of these as will continue some time Into the future after his taking off, He must help Willie and Mary and the rest of the little folk In their work and their play; he must tend the furnace, look after the lawn, fix it with, the landlord, the doctor, tbe grocer and all the rest of the host his family bring htm into contact with, and when this fs done he can snatch a little sleep .between times, so lie can hold his Job and be able to deliver the goods every day. And new, he Is to be permitted to have some share la the responsibilities of the home, and to be especially trained in order that he mtyvbe properly fitted for his new duties. Ifa a great world for dad! Actloa of th Kohonk Conference; A resolution endorsing In earnestness the course of tbe administration in maintaining the United States In an attitude of. rigid neutrality and for its insistence on regard for the rights of neutrals was about as far as the Like Muhonk conference could go and not violate its own strict regard for neutrality. But some strange sounds disturbed the placidity ot the atmosphere around that Adirondack lake during the week. John Grler Hlbben's virile statement of the American idea, followed by a vigorous discus sion Of the need of being prepared for national defense, gave a novelty to the proceedings that relieved them of much of tho ' insipidity that has attached to the purely academic debates usually had at these gatherings. The purpose of the Mohonk conference Is to forward affairs of humanity by discussing, determining and dis seminating plans for action, and this time it had international arbitration for its theme. Its action is only potent through Its moral influ ence, and the fact that It did listen Co speakers who urged bettor preparation for national de fense is a proof that Its members are alive to tbe importance of the topic. , The Ethics of the Oath. - The Pee a few days ago reproduced In part an article from a technical legal msgatlne on the ethics of the oath, in which' the author dwelt with great emphasis on the multiplicity of instances in which, we require a solemn ad judication. We have come to awear to every thing even more than we swear at everything from a tax schedule to a voter's register, or an Insurance application, not to - mention every form and refinement of Judicial procedure. Taking oath so often Inevitably means taking oaths lightly, and the overdoing ot the oath taking business is at the bottom ot the all too prevalent perjury; . But where the ethics of the oath has sus tained Its severest breakdown is not in exces sive swearings, but in the deliberately planned conspiracy ot distortion and falsification 'by which an evasion ot the law or miscarriage of Justice is aimed at. The framed-up evidence in court is the perjury that ia deadly, but. unfor tunately, the law draws ao distinction between false oaths so concocted and the merely careless swearing to routine documents. To constitute perjury it is, or should be. the intent that counts, and the manner, method and purpose of violating the oath should determine the intent. As 4 matter ot fact, however, prosecutions and convictions for perjury are almost as rare as convictions for high treason, which doubtless helps explain why perjury is so common. Up to date ou,r two amiable contemporaries are both knocking rather than boosting tor Greater Omaha consolidation. Don't hang back because Tbe Bee baa led la this progressive movement. Greater Omaha Is big enough for all our efforts. , Considering bow readily the courts vindi cate Coloael Itoosevelt. his opinion of the judi cial system should go up a notch or two. r TiOTom aontrim. SOME WONDERFUL, movie film have been ex hibited In Omaha recently llluatratln graphically the prooeaaee of nature, animal life and far away geo graphical and geological formatlona. yet opening sut a VI at a of the poaaibilltlea of thetua of the camera reproductlona for purpoeea of Instruction and educa tion. I have been thoroughly convinced for quite a while that tha future of the movie Ilea In Its adaptation to tha achoolroom. and the college laboratory. I was much g-npreeaed by a description onoa given ma of a acreen portrayal showing the growth, of a roea buah from a tiny aprout to a large piece ot shrubbery laden with magnificent flowers that had leaved, budded and btoaaomad aeemlngly right before hla eye, and all in their rich natural colore. It struck me almost aa a work of necromancy or wizard's art. I afterwards learned that thoaa pictures were made by training a cinematograph earner In front of the growing plant with a Urn clock apparatus adjusted to snap a photo graph at fixed periods of so many minutes or hours as might be desired. Tbe film, which it took weeks or months to produce, when later unrolled at the custo mary speed, thus spread before the eye in the course of a comparatively few minutes an -unfolding of na ture In Its completeneas, whlrh no ena could see or grasp In any other way. The moving pictures of sub marine life, the views of rare Antarctic animals In their fro sen homes, tha motion photos of ioebergs. volcanoes and glaciers means that It will be but a ehort time -till all the visible wonders of the world, and many visible only through the microscope er the tfleacope, will be brought to ' us instead of making long Journeys to see them. Just think, what nature study can become for the school child with the help of the movie! I have al ready put It no to Superintendent Oraff and to Roo ert Powell, aa member of tha Board of Education, that on planning our new school buildings we should look ahead, and as a progressive community, make pro vision for the Installation of the moving picture ap paratus. A lot of expensive, and Often unavoidable equipment, for experiments in physics, chemistry and other sciences, would be made unnecessary because motion pictures of them In the successful operation of experts will fill tha requirements better. . The same suggestion is equally good for our hew medical college, for rare and difficult surgical opera tions could be demonstrated on the screen as well aa In the operating room perhape better In affording op portunity for leisurely and more careful observation. For this purpose,' the new teaching hospital should be prepared to make the film pictures, as well as to show those made elsewhere. . i . . I saw an announcement In some publication the other day that the University of Kansas had Just estab llshcd a department which la to send films of edu cational value to schools In various parts of tha state applying for them at no expense except the carrying charges, to be shown to the pupils In the local theater. The time, I feel aure, win soon arrive when the school movie lesson wilt go around the circuit Just like the traveling library in serial sections aa scientifically and artistically prepared to fit the course of study as the Irresf stably attractive text-books that have been de veloped for modern school use. ' It Is always gratifying to originate an Idea that "hits It off." so to speak, and It goes without saying that I am particularly pleased to see bow the sug gestion I made at the Appomattox Peace celebration hare for tbe striking of a memorial medal by con grass is taking hold. When the oommtttee In charge of the exercises here waited on me at the Inception of their plan I gave them some helpful advice, mora especially with reference to enlisting the co-operation of the children In the public schools, which was adopted and followed out On the day of the meeting Captain C E. Adams called agala to urge me to be personal! present, and the thought flashed upon me during sur eonvereation that It would be quite appro priate '.or the assemblage by resolution to call for some ore last mementos of the fiftieth anniversary' of tiie hletorln concluding act of our great civil war. A little laterj Judga Fawcett, who had been selected to preside, notified me that the subject had been broached to him by Captain Adams, and that he would call on me to present the resolution embodying tha proposal, i which I hastily wrote, and which was received with unanimous approval. But It bas not stopped there-for alt the local Grand Army of the Kepuollo posts have formally added their endorsement, and a Grand Army of the Republic post In fian Fran claoo bas taken similar action. And now the Nebraska state Grand Army of the Republlo encampment has re-adopted the original resolution, and the local Grand. Army men who are Interested are bringing tile matter te the attention of other state encamp ment with a view finally to securing endorsement by the national encampment Of course, nothing tangi ble may yet, come out of It, but, Just the him, I confidently bop to b the possessor of a Semi centennial Appomattox Peace medal before another Appomattox day rolls around. Borne kind friend who bas not disclosed hi identity has sent me several copies of a weekly paper called "Topics" that was published her by Fred Ny way back In 1890. being a venture into prona! Jour, nallsm that baa bad many Imitators since then. The contents ahow a k combination of home-made and ready-made material, stock humor from the eastern funny papers, and local humor, politic and pictures. On. number bas a cover ptec portraying General Thayer a "a Nebraska Don Quixote" mounted on a wooden animal with ars of eorn where real ears and tU ought to be, and carrying a Jagged sword labelled "cutting corn rates," while an audience of Incredulous embattled farmers admire the pose. Another number Is decorated with a cartoon of the county hospital with the member of the county board buried beneath It-all but "Dick- Berlin, who pirouettes on the cen tral cupola from which his full flowing beard warts ia the breese. I had almost forgotten that tbe genial "Dick" had furnished ua with the facial prototype of the Irideecent James Hamilton Lewi until this brought It all back to me. Those glorious whiskers of "Uncle Dick s" must account for the unshakable social popularity which he achieved In his younger days and kept to the very and. long after they had gone out of style and had been discarded for more up-to-date hirsute embellishment Fred Nye's Topic" eould not have had a very prolonged career, for the first number was pulled off the press In March and It seem to bsv bloasonted and faded away by the Un the leave began to fall. 'em SMbS The Omaha-Portland excursionist. Ured but happy, and with pleasurable remembrances of the trip, ar rived in twq special car attached to the Overland train, The entire party did not come back together, Messrs. Harden and Met atorplng at Denver. Gellt ghan and KurU atopptng at "alt Lake City, while DoaaeUy and liw wnt through to Baa Francisco. General Pasaanger Agent Xustl of the B. A K. Is back from Chicago, whero he attended meetings of tbe Transcontinental, the Utah and Colorado asso ciatlona .Passenger rate on ail Una ware reduced from IJ6 to CM S3; rata to Bait Lea City and Denver were reduced from VA to (site. Tbe atreet railway oorapaay has put oa Its sum mer car for tha eaoo. Tha aid oourt house at Sixteenth and Faraara was old this mernlKg by W. A. Pax ton te Contractor Alnaoow to b removed immediately. Abeu) SOO people listened to Rev. ' Mr. McKalg s lecture. "My Prison and FugtUva Life," deliver! at tha Seward Methodiat Episcopal church, , being the narrative ot tb speaker' army experience. Officers Whalea and Mostyw chased toad dog for three hour today. It was rn-at seen oa Sixteenth near the JaU, was pursued to Hanscoca park, and front there to tha goveruiuet oamaL SECULAR SHOTS AT FULFIT. Philadelphia Record: The Toronto pas tor, who waives salary and will take the plate collection, bas been reading about Mr. Sunday. Louisville Courier-Journal; "No man ran forecast his . life," according to a dogmatla philosopher. On the contrary, work, rest, work, rest, work, and fin ally what we speculatively term eternal rest. Kpringfleld Republican: One Presby terian clergyman, high up in the denomi nation, proudly reminds us that the au thor of "the note," a It Is now called. Is a Presbyterian elder. An elder states man touch there wu in It surely. The Presbyterian enthusiasm may be disre garded. Brooklyn Eagle: If the Presbyterian Blue Book la right, a general assembly committee will report that the body has no ' Jurisdiction over Union seminary, and waive the subject Between waiving the subject and waving an antt-hersey flag, dignity may well prefer the former course. Houston Post: Billy Sunday says If he had millions) he would establish a borne for aged and broken-down preachers. Billy hasn't millions now, but be Is mak ing fine progress toward establishing home and comfort for one aged and broken-down preacher, when he arrives at that stags himself. Pittsburgh ' Dispatch: Rev. Albert Vogel, 98 years old. preached for an hour and fifteen minutes In a mission Sat urday night without getting' tired. Tes 4erday be preached at a Southslde church, of which he was pastor many year ago, and there waa no return of his being disabled. He I said to have preached nearly every day for the last month, and presumably Intends to keep at It mtjshigs of a cyme. Most girl allow their Ideals to de velop Into mere husbands. Don't waste your time worrying about the time you have., wasted. Unfortunately tbe man higher up Isn't always worthy of his hire. Of two , evil the optimist choose neither, - the pessimist both. Perhaps ail the world loves a lover because pity Is akin te love. It's easy enough to be generous te a fault If it's your ow fault Laughter Is the wine of life, but a good bit ot It is via ordinaire. Some women prefer a diamond tiara In this world to a halo in the next. No labor union has aver been organised that eould regulate the wages of ain. A man can always pocket hla pride, but a woman, who generally has more pride.' Is handicapped. Many a big man has Just as small thought as ha the elephant whose mind is centered on a peanut 'Lots of people who complain that they don't get all they deserve should really congratulate themselves. Prosperity baa ruined many a man, but If a fellow Is going to be ruined at all, that 1 undoubtedly the plaasaatest way. i SIGNPOSTS OF FEOGEESS. - . . The United States of America Is by far tbe greatest steel producing country on earth. Germany come next, with Great Britain third. -. , .United State government 'Irrigation projects complied or under way represent an expenditure of more than I86.000.0DO and Involve the reclamation of 2, MO, 833 acres. Great piles ot refuse around Scotch Iron and coal mines, regarded for year a wast material, are besng utilised for the manufacture ot brfck. It la believed that an excellent substi tute for silk ha been produced In Panama by crossing the bloom of certain wild fiber plant with a species ot oossiplum. The result Is a staple of textures finer than oocoon silk, but with a tensile strength about five times . greater. The United States geological survey find that secondary metals, exclusive et gold, sliver. Iron, steel and platinum, worth nearly 160,000,000. were recovered last year from Junk and waste In Ameri can manufacturing and railway centers. We are beginning to be economical. Recent sale of tbe United State gov ernment toUllng t3S.tOS.000 feet of saw timber In the Otymplo national forest In western Washington, mark the opening ot this hitherto taaoossstbl storehouse of timber, estimated to contain a stand of 83,000,000,000 board feet. A church for every thousand inhabi tants Is the status In the Urge cities of the anthracite regtoa of Pennsylvania. Scranton, with a population ot 129.3ft, has 129 churches, representing twenty two denomination. Wiikes-Barre. with 47,106, ha sixty-six church, of fourteen denomination, and Hasleton, with &4t3, baa thirty-three churches ot nine denomination. People and Events The fall fashion note sent out from Cincinnati says skirts are to show the ankles. Well, what are the spring skirts doing t "Chew, smoke, and eat onions" Is the recipe for long life glveen by an Ohio centenarian. The holder docs not need to borrow "atmosphere" for a life story. A man and a 'woman got Into a fight In Allentown, Pa., the other day. Folic arrested them and the Judge sentenced them to get married and live happily ever after. The ninety-first birthday of former Vice President Levi P. Morton slipped by the other day without bracketing the stock claim of elderly youngsters: "I'm Just as young as I ever waa." Word come out' of Washington that some base swindlers are working in the country district selling bogus associate memberships In the Gridiron club. If sny of the crooks are caught the customary Gridiron roast will become realistic. New Jersey persists In cultivating liv ing wonders. Eugene Cowell succeednd In having abolished the office of deput7 supreme court clerk of the state, which position he filled at 11,600 per. What grievance he had against a successor is not stated. , Dan Cupid boldly defied the god of wax by pulling off a wedding on the battle ship New Tork while the fleet waa in the harbor. It I said to be the first event of the kind on 'a warship and con firms Admiral Dewey's statement that the navy l fit for any taak. A local medical society request the health authorities of St Louis to require frequent examinations of waiters suid others handling food for the general pub. 11c for communicable disease. Evidently the claim that doctors are overworked now bags at the knee. A pleasant bit of anonymous charity ha gained publicity by what appears to have been the little slip of a philanthropist of many aliases. The Red Cross fund In New York, through It treasurer, Jacob It Schlff, ha received seven letters each signed by a different name, but In the same style, and announcing the enclosure ot a 830 contribution. Each letter con tained the 830 stated, but the seventh waa better than its word and contained 1300. Hence ' the search for on "B. Brown" by the pusxled treasurer. Missouri's ls-year-old heavyweight girl, who tip the' beam at 6S7 pounds, lent an animated decorative touch to the lux urious union station at Kansas City, the other day. She waa there as the bride of M. A. Gowdy, tall, lank, and weighing 118 pounds. "It may be that nobody loves a fat man,", giggled the bride, "but there are men who love a fat woman didn't I catch a husband T" Where upon she smothered the bridegroom wrlth a caress that was some cares. The report of the depot reception gives the impression that Mrs. Gowdy Is a "sweet young thing." looking perfectly lovely In her golng-away gown. . , TABLOIDS OF SCIENCE. One census report iftows that prevent able medicine and sanitation savs 500,000 Uvea annually in the United States. The annual waste of metal In the. world from coins rubbing together Is estimated at a ton and a quarter of gold and eighty eight tons of silver. The Yrn1tA fttatee nrodureA twemtv- I nine dt the sixty-six epoch-making In ventions, England seventeen, France ten. Germany five, Italy X, ' Brazil, Austria and Sweden one-each.' A California electric company ha a demonstration car which In sent to all the county fair In the state, for the purpose of familiarising the farmers with electricity for farm and home use. Som scientist are of the opinion that earthquakes are caused by the wobbling path described by the earth's art It eccentricities seem to be most . manifest at times of these terrestrial troubles. Grape seeds, for whloh hitherto no una baa been known, have been found to contain an oil which 1 especially valu able In tli manufacture of soap, and a South American refinery ia making prep aration to produce It on a large scale. A burglar who broke Into an anti quary's shop In Pari ha been Identi fied by mean of a strip of akin torn from his ear by the broken glass of a showcase. The piece of kla was pre served In a bottle of spirit, and It fitted on to a fresh scar on the man's left ear. New Jersey ha been materially Im proving its bousing conditions through its board of tenement house supervision. The law creating this board ha been In operation ten years. During this time 11.111 ' "new law" tenement have been built They house 3M.S09 persona They rontatn no room less than seventy square foet In area, no room lea than nine feet In height, no room without a "window to the outer air. end no apartment without sink and toilet ' AROUND TEE CITIES. Chicago threaten to double the limit of tM.Cu as an extra Inducement for Billy Sunday to save tbe city. St Paul's new commission Is Junketing aiound the country seeking light en how. to do the city's business. A rule adopted by the city council of Minneapolis excludes alien from public work Job. Cltlsen are given the first call. By adopting a "wet" amendment to ft borne rule charter Denver hope to keep the water wagon out ot sight for tw year. Jitney regulation In Loa Angel was effected through a favorable referendum vote on an ordinance drawn by tbe Jitney Into reals. Down In Meridian, Misa. the vital Issue of -letting poultry scratch at large In the streets Is to be submitted to a vote ot the people. Chicago autoist bitterly oppose a reg ulation prohibiting parking of eutca la downtown districts for more than thirty minute. .It Census takers et Sioux City are at 111 chasing name In aa effort to put the city's population In the SO. 000 class. The chase end June i. The nolle of Columbus, O., report sat isfactory result front the eruaade against youngsters gadding on tha . streets after dark and are seriously considering apply ing the law to elder. 8t Louis ha a Jitney police squad. Its duties consist not alona la regu'atlng ld. but In keeping tab on spurious Jitney operators who lure untfuspectlag girl te shady haunt. Almost n anany people were kJUvel la Bt Louis last year by felting downstair aa by autonaobilaa. the score being 94 to K. The total ot all kind f dsadiy fall double the death score of automobllea ODD BITS OF LIFE. The hump of a camel is considered a great delicacy by the Arabs. It Is white like veal, but testes like beet. A young woman named Oold and a young man named Ring were married In Mlnneapolla the other day A court ootb mlssioner did the moulding. Ed Fanning of Southampton. Ia I., recently married bis deceased wife's sis ter In compliance with the dead woman' last wishes. A Great Works (Me.) man has per formed, with perfect safety such aerial stunt as walking across th St. John, whirlpool on a wire an Inch thick sus pended about MM feet, above the whirl pool, but met with a serious accident by falling from a ten-foot staging. Madison is In Monroe county, Missouri, and In Madtsnn live 1,000 persons. Thirty three of the 1,009 have already passed the age of and at leaat on I 162 years old. Another Is now W. Residents of the town are widely Interrelated. Three blind brothers, James Albert Rorie, John Ilorie and Henry Rorle, living near McPherson, Ark., raise their own broom corn and market their own brooms, . most of which are sold within a radius of twenty mile of their borne. They ' can go anywhere, either on horseback or on foot without the guidance of any one. The longest crlbbage game In the his- , tory of the United State la Hearing a close in Des Moines, Ia. It commenced In 1904. for 1.000,000 points. A peculiarity of the contest Is that during all this play not one of the contestant has ever heid a twenty-nine hand. During all these years the men have never missed a week. Three SO-frane gold pieces have been extracted from the skin of Private Bols sey, now lying wounded In a Pari hos pital. A piece of shrapnel pierced the pocket of another soldier, who had th coins, and who was marching ahead of htm. The projectile and the coin lodged In the leg ot Bolssey, who had not a penny on him before being wounded. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. ." i "Ho Is a man of great promise, Isn't "Sure he Is. Just now he is belne; sued for breach of It" Baltimore American. "Jaberson must have married Into a very pious family." "Why, what make you thing that?" 'Didn't the wedding announcement say, 'No carvlar "-Philadelphia Ledger. Conductor Pv Just married. I bi tendprf to mum umnl M.k . a hundred dollar stood In my war. j-iRTiiu nuw aia you get arouna Itr Conductor I didn't trv in T kn.lr-d It down. Judge. " 'Th Sorrows of Satan. "Wsbll Til s aui. AH i-i ---.a, -a. ,M lUI JUU, MJTls JOU always do take an In arrest In tha trouble va Tvrur iriOMU. fsOSLOQ XlUSCIlpC "An vnn nsFm I . - in CHmaon Gulch V wary on,'" replied Broncho Bob. WA hm fa tr m Katnlnrl In a el r. . . wi tncludAd It wera atn public policy to hava all tha boyf quittln a pokr rum RVasw time aa .. 1 a. tbinkln' aomabodr waa aho-t" Washing ton fcHar. Rmsl f Rnw Vein hsva e k Vaik jm.. ewf asu ka. uuh v you. Mlns OldgrrlT .Ancient Family ' Friend What are you talking about WIllloT Both whatT mall Boy Why, ma aaya you're no altfkat s rtyg . wjtn'u a BaiUmora American. , 'T far Sill 11 - ua aa A - sa waul (ivrj III y aeat, iniaa," aald the mddr-faoad man s viuwubu mrt uut a a on 1 leei it in rs mv rl ittwr T si m . ,1 knAna a v.-. your father."- "Yftii hrvM v suit - .A rnarkably well, air," replied tha young ytman SW- aonln At jiie atiapi mm mo car lurch Boston Transcript. ' TEE HE A It T OF A WOMAN. Cincinnati Enaulror. Laughter and sunshine and story. cv s-na sweetness ana trust; ' Courage and grandeur and glory. Al things of light and of loving 1 ne ueart ot a woman contains. Grand virtues, great aweetnesa and sot rows. Peace, happiness, passion and pains. One moment It blooms irks a garden With every sweet blossom Ufa knows. A vale of the peace of the age. A pathway through violet and rose' And then o'er the darkness and doubt ing Th wings of a storm swept th sViea, And the garden 1 toased In th tempest. And the vale In a dark ruin lie. One moment so pitiful, tender, And then all the rage and the hat Fill Ita beating with infinite shadow As It raves against infinite fate. One moment so tru and so loving, So clinging and gentle and sweet. All tbe song ot life sweeping Its gamut. Every blossom of life ia it beat Aad yet with all changing and travail, . Ail sorrow and aching and cross. All sunshine today, then tomorrow Cast down in the grief of some loss; . ) And yet with Its battle aad thunder. Ha April ot showers and of shine, God give me the heart ot a woman And take all the real that la mln1 A small choice but very choice bffices There are only a few from which to choose,'but if any meet your requirements, you will be more than satisfied. Talk to any of our. tenants : . and you will find the great satisfaction they all feel in having an officein THE BEE BUILDING "Th building that u always nw" We offen 222 Cbotce office Suite, north light, very desirable for doctors or dentists; waiting room and private office; 630 square feet. . . .$45.00 "322 Choice Wee 8ulte. north light, very desirable ' for doctors or dentists; waiting room and two private offices; 630 square feet. .. .$45.00 (J01 Nice ceml orfice with ault,,near elevator and stairs; electric light free, 210 square feet for $18.00 ' Apply to Building Sup't. Room 103. THE BEE BUILDING