TUP: RKK: OMAHA. MONDAY. AFIUL, 26, 1915.
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Thought for the Day
SUct,JbyS. R. Harlbmrt
God atway$ gives is etrenglh enough for what
(;4 tinna tt lo do; if we either tire ourselves, or
puzzle oureeJrei, it ii our oici fault. Ilu$kii
Yen. but can tha lady pay fcsr lawyers with
kisses at that prireT
There are other cities In the Empire stale,
but Syracuse Is the only one on the map Just
now.
As the foster-father of Greater Omaha. Gov
ernor Morehead haa an ' Invitation to the Jun
wedding ceremony.
And the yellow Journal's last slate also had
all crosnmarks on It, but the only winner on It
was the one saved by The Bee.
i Never a city campaign before la Omaha with
go much "bunk" passing around between the
spokesmen on boih sides of the fence. ....
; ... :
j Mr. Barnes must be regarded aa calloused
beyond redemption if his heart does not now
respond to the elixir of Hshteousness.'
.That Roonevelt autobiography did not tell
all, but .we are "now getting the rest of the story
Jn the colonel's testimony, and that Is even more
interesting.' ' "
Canada Is also wielding the vocal hammer
on the United States. It Is gratifying to observe
the "Lady of the Snows" taking enough exercise
to get "bet up."
A measly $13,000 was not much of a
haul as heavyweight fighting hauls go, but it
Is gathering fatness with the speed of a Ml
motor heading for a fire.
When the anxieties of the campaign are over
and the city "saved" by the election, perhaps)
tome paint will be found that will hold Ita faca
for a week on the automobile parkways.
The Leo M. Frank case will not receive tin
attention of the governor of Georgia until after
the first of May. That gives ua a week to get
In the petitions for commutation of sentence.
Mr. Bryan failed to land a "dry" chairman
In Iowa. Aa a practical politician he fully ap
preciates the difficulty of changing In a day the
habits and associations of a political party's life
time .:
"Conditions In the west are splendid and
growing better every day." The. words sum
marize the observations of visitors and the feel
ings of residents. Repetition Is a welcome
means of burnishing facts. ' 1
Former Governor Eugene N. Foss of Massa
chusetts, who flopped to the democratic party to
get the Job, haa somersaulted back to the g. o.
p. and seeks a seat in the big tent. Mr. Fosa Is
a 'gentleman of keen perception and athletic
ability of a high order.
One hundred and fifty thousand people li
Great Britain have signed pledges to abstain
from all Intoxicants till the end of the war, and
the number Is growing dally. When peace comes
the record blow-out of Mafeklng night will be
a shriveled back number.
At tha beautiful new Lutheran church tha coo
C relation was treated to the eermon prepared by their
late minuter, Kev. Pr. etelllng, juat before hi death,
and read to thern by hla successor In tha pulpit
Ulaa Weatcott ot Keokuk, aited Q. F. Mayer,
In the musical program on the organ at tha Dodge
Street Methodist church.
Proirta are for aa end or tha war that haa been
coins on betwea th Northwestern Klectrlo Light
company and tha Sparry Electrto Light company by
consolidation, in eroer to head off tha Houatoa Electric
Liaht company, which la eetabllahing lines In this
ctty and threatening Inroad on tha business.
Tha base ball same today called out t.OUO people.
demonetratlns th Inadequacy of the aeatins aceorn.
medatlon. The Cleveland vUltore sot even by beat
ing the umana team, IS to a.
J. W. Paul of Idaho la looking over Omaha with
a ttew to iocatlns here.
, 1. B. Mclkle la a new addition to tha local bar.
cumins to prartU-e here from Nebraska City.
MeSda Irerhlrk wa tha atellar performer sub.
juried by tl. ,atok company at the Etadt theater In
the tragedy role of "Delorah
Waite of Good Material.
A member of the California legislature, who
boasted before a fair lobbyist that during Ms
forty-three years of life he had never known a
kiss other thsn his mother's, was promptly
kissed before he could defend himself. Which
was one good kiss wasted. Any man who bus
come to the threshold of middle age without
feeling the promptings that turn a young man's
fancy In the days of spring, who has not at some
time breathed soft and airy nothings Into the
listening ear of a charming girl, who has not
even once tasted the supernal delight that poets
revel In describing Isn't worth kissing, even
out of curiosity. He should be allowed to pursue
his lonesome way to an unligbted oblivion, whiH
lobbyists with kisses to bestow plant them on
masculine lips that may feel appreciation born
of experience.
Local Labor Conditions.
The fast approaching end of the montn
warns us that May day has been the usual time
for labor demonstrations and for the focusing
of Industrial disputes. It goes without saying
that there will be no army of labor on parade In
Europe this year because a different kind of
army is on the march. On this side of the
water, unfortunately we already have s'ens of
disturbances In the building trades In Chicago,
and at one or two other points, which every ono
Interested In the continued business upturn now
beginning to be noticeable must deplore.
So far as Omaha Is concerned, conditions
here have for several years found the workmen
busy at good wages and In harmonious relations
with their employers. The outlook was never
brighter for Omaha's material growth, particu
larly In construction work and If this outlook is
realized on as It surely will be our city will
have start In the forward movement of re
covery from the general Industrial depression
that will put It well on the way to pass some of
Its near competitors. So we believe every one
will Join In the hope which we express that all
possible differences between our local working
men and their employers may be amicably ad
justed without stopping or delaying the work in
hand or in prospect.
War and Trade Loaiei.
A government tabulation is not needed to in
form Americans of the well-nigh paralyzing
effect of the Enropean war on our foreign trade.
It serves the better purpose, however, of cor
recting popular errors respecting the nation's
overseas commerce in war time and in banishing
current illusions as to its value.
The government report on exports for the
eight months ending with February show tha
following changes In twenty leading articles:
1!1S. 1!4. Change.
Agricultural lmpta... 4.SO0.00O t 20.R0O.00O -I U.KO.OW
Horses and mules.,.. I2.600.0O0 1.800.0UO -- 3O,fO,0O0
IireadsturfS 87, 400,000 120.300.000 -- 34H.MO.00O
Automobiles tl.SOO.OOO 1S.700.0TO -t- E.MO.OOO
Chemicals, dyea, etc. 22,100.000 17,i00,000 -- 6, 400.000
Copper and mfs M.MO.OOO M,900,000 , 400,000
Cotton 243.9O0.O0O 46S.90U.000 245.000,000
Cotton mfs 42.DOO.000 24.700.0uO -- 7,900,000
Explosives 12.200.000 4.000,000 -- 1,200.000
Fruits 26.000,000 25,600,000 -j- 500,000
Firearms a, 400.000 2,400,000 -I- 4.000,000
Machinery 52.900.000 77.300.000 24,300,000
Iron and atoel, total. 121.300,000 171.6(0.000 60.300.000
Leather 2S.7OO.00O 23,S),000 -- U. 100.000
Harneas S.900,000 ; 400,000 -- 9,500,000
Naval aloree .......... i.800.010 13,900.000 .7.800.000
Mineral oil.... 84.900,000 90.700,000 it.mo.ooo
Sugar 19.S00.000 1,300,000 -I- 1S.3O0.0.10
Tobacco 28.000.000 3S.300.000 10,300,000
Wood and mfs 33,000,000 611,300.000 38,300,000
Foodstuffs tops all the gains in exports, but
Its vastnesa Is almost equalled by the loss in cot
ton. A gain of $246,500,000 explains why the
food-producing section of the nation withstood
the strain of disrupted trade with comparative
ease, while the pinch was severest in the cotton
belt and the coast cities. In actual munitions
cf war explosives and firearms the increase
amounts to 112,000,000, which is an insig
nificant proportion of what the warring nations
consume. The total merchandise exports for
the eight months is valued at 11,601,000,000, or
$74,000,000 less than in the same period of
114. The so-called balance of trade in our
favor comes from the decrease in imports, which
are $160,000,000 less than the preceding year
"Because of the shrinkage of imports," the New
York Journal of Commerce points out, "the ex
cess of exports managed to show a gain of $89.
000,000, but this could hardly be atyled a satis
factory exhibit, the fact being that .our total
foreign trade in these eight months was valued
at only $2,690,000,000, against $2,911,000,000
at the same time last year, a loss ot $221.
000.000. The point underscored by the government is
that the trade value of war to a neutral nation
Is a delusion and a snare.
Sealing with the Loan Shark.
Governor Morehead is Just now pluming him
self mightily on having secured the enactment
of a law that reduces the usurious rate ot inter
est to be charged by "loan sharks" to SO to 40
per cent per annum, Instead of 120 to ISO per
cent. Without detracting from any credit due
the governor, the Omaha Commercial club puts
in a claim for some of the glory of having so
cured this law, and a number ot private indi
viduals are known to have taken active Interest
in the matter for quite some time. The gov
ernor was not alcne in the movement for the
reform.
But it is not so much a question ot who did
it as of having It done. The loan shark evil
cried aloud for legal remedy, and more than
deserved the restrictive action taken. But the
blow is not yet fatal. The Interest rate is still
too high, far-ln excess of what Is asked ot other
borrowers. Loopholes will be found In the la v
through which the usurer may escape after
overcharging his victim. The work has only been
well commenced. The state must make still
better provision for protecting its dtlsens
against the rapacity of the men who capitalise
humanity's misfortunes.
Cowardice and meanness In their worst form
are stamped on the crime of dog poisoning. Un
fortunately It is an offense difficult to trace to
ita sour-e. It the perpetratora are caught and
dosed with their own medicine long enough te
work a stomach pump, the punishment would
come within speaking distance ot the offense.
Italy continues negotiating and hesitating at
or near the brink. If the nation eventually
takes the plunge it cannot be charged with leap
ing without looking
The Political Caldron
NOW Is the time for all good men to come to the
aid of their city." mlaht be a paraphrased ver
sion of an old ,uoLatlon. It la a time when all
voter should take a lively Intereat In choosing eeven
qualified director to he chosen to transact the bust
ne or the city tor the next three years. Every
voter I stockholder In the municipal corporation
and should reel some responsibility, particularly at a
time when a tirenter Omaha I In prospect.
Activities of the various candldatea and organiza
tions ens-Hged In the city campaign presage a busy
woek all along- the line, with street meeting, "hire
a hall" meetings, personal appeal letter and all sort
or advertising stunt.
The Ins and the outs started a little Impromptu
street speaking Saturday evening, Edward Plmon ap
pearing ror the square seven and ,Lew Plxley and
L. U Mcllvalne ror the antia. Tha antls plan to start
Tueday evening on their regular atreet speaking
schedule.
The antls declare they will not be Inveigled Into
the wet-end-dry lacue by the mayor. M. W. Morrow
advised tha. antls to let this Issue alone, as he feara
defeat If the antl candidates take laiue on thla propo
sition. "Make It a business campaign," advlaca Mr.
Morrow, and he thinks he knows from having run up
against that buszaaw when ha waa chasing tha aher
Iff job.
"W F. Baxter, M. O. Cunninehsm. Alvln Johnson.
I. J. Dunn, C. F. Harrison and W, R. Adair compose
the executive committee or the antla, wltn Judge A. L.
Sutton as chairman of the general committee. Theaa
la men haa been aelected to "put over" the alx peo
ple's candldatea. Can they make good? They say they
can and will and declare It will ba a landslide. These
men are by no means Inexperienced In politics.
Mr. Baxter waa Identified with tha Cltlxen' union
movement three yeara ago and last rail engineered
the cltlxen' school board slate.
M. O. Cunningham haa been active In republican
organization and In Improvement club work.
C. F. Harrison Is a real estate man and R, B.
Howell's lieutenant In tha Real Estate exchange. Ha
haa made a specialty or municipal atatlsttcs for years
and waa lined up In tha forefront of tha franchise
fight two years ago.
I. J. Dunn Is a member of the Jacksonlan club,
whoso president says is composed of the "better
element or democracy." Mr. Dunn's greatest exploit
waa In nominating Bryan at tha Denver convention
and ha la quite a golf player, too.
Alvln Johnson Is a lawyer and Adair Is a building
association man.
Tha committee Is composed of men of as widely
divergent activities snd views ss their six candldatea,
but with Judge Button at tha helm tha antls hope to
weather tha atorm and to rid Into port with colors
riylng.
Tha election commissioner estimates that about
27.000 voters have registered for tha election, which
ahowa a lively interest, and he adds that an unusual
number ot men have registered from the upper wards.
If the weather is favorable, a bumper vote la looked
for on May 4.
Both sides will favor Sunday base ball. At least
tha administration bunch makes this one of ita frump
cards and It is certain tha antla will not take tha other
end of It.
Tha oommlttae of republicans who ae following up
the work started by the mass meeting at Washington
hall a week ago report progress to the extent that
they have conversed with many members of tha party
who ssy they will vote for republicans on May 4.
These men have faith In their position that only by
electing republicans will tha city hall cease being a
democratic headquarters. The committee Is having
40,000 cards printed carrying tha names of tha re
publicans who have been nominated.
One of the pet plana of Chairman Button for the
people's candldatea is a flying squadron ot women
working tor "better city government," as ho puts It
A committee of the fair ones, whoso names are not
yet divulged, are enlisting their slaters and tha pur
pose la to have two or three women at each voting
place on election day. The community Is to be re
freshed with tha sight of women out seeking votes
for the six antls and they won't all be suffrage work
ers or club women, either. It is stated.
Of course, tha husbands or the women who are
going to ba modern Joans of Arc must not complain
If they do not see much of their wives during tha
next ten days, or If a little dust accumulates upon
tha piano, or If tha women seem a trifle peeved after
a hard day's campaigning. Do not tha men atay out
to political meetings until 9:30 and even 10 o'clock
and sometimes until 10:15 of tha clock T
Twice Told' Tales
' The Difference.
Herman Fraach, chief chemist or tha Standard Oil
company, who recently died worth 38,000,000. made
many millions for his employers by his utilisation ot
waste.
In an Interview In New Tork, discussing the dis
covery that turned coal tar from a waste to a highly
valuable by-product, Mr. Fraach. one said to a re
porter: "That one little change, that little chemical change,
did It all. There Is never more than a tiny differ
ence, you know, between a waste and a by-product,
between wealth and poverty, between success and
failure.
"Look, for example, Into some greet business office.
Here Is a haggard man In hla shirtsleeve on a high
stool working for dear life he check tha caah. Then,
in a little glasa office all by himself, look at that
other trock-coated man leaning back In a tufted green
leather armchair, smoking a cigar and reading tha
paper he cashes tha checka." Washington Star.
No Tears for Early Haroea.
During the Bpantsh, war. when bulletins were pour
ing into the newspaper offices relating the fight out
aide Hanttago, Bruce Keenan, who was among tha
waiting crowd In front of the Wlchhe Eagle, was
suddenly struck with a thought "War Is terrible,"
he said.
The crowd agreed to this.
"But," Keenan went on. "I am a tot aerrter for
the men who are being killed In this war than I am
for the American who loat their lives in the Amerlem
revolution."
"How I that?" someone asked.
"Hecauae," aald Keenan. who was a Judge and
who wa on thla occasion In hla moat serious mood,
"because those killed In tha Revolution would ba deal
by this time, anyway." Kansas City Star.
Try I as; m New Method.
A young married woman one morning gave her
huband a sealed letter, which he was to read when
ha sot to hla office. He did ao, and the letter ran as
follows:
"I am oblised to tell you something that may give
you pain, but there la no help for It You ahall know
everything, whatever ba tha consequence. For tha
last week I have felt that It must come to this, but I
have waited until tha last extremity, and can remain
silent no longer. Do not overwhelm me with bitter
reproach, tor you will have to put up with your share
of the trouble as well as myself."
Cold perspiration stood In thick drops on the brow
of the husband, who was prepared for the worst
Tremblingly bo read on:
"Our coal Is all gone, rieaae order a ton to ba
aent thla afternoon. I thought you might forget it
for the tenth time, and therefor wrote you this let
ter." Pittsburgh Ouonlcle Telegraph.
Wwret Vet tm Caaae.
There had been a violent collision between a rallk
wagon and a taxlcab la one of tha main streets of
the town and aa unfortunate passerby austalned a
broken collar bone aa a reault Of courae, a crowd
soon collected and one sympathetic woman among tha
onlookers gaaed long and pitifully at tha victim.
"Poor chap!" aha aald at laat "Are you married?"
A wave of emotion passed over tha Injured one's
taca and then hla features went suddenly pallid.
"No!" be gasped at length. "Thla la the worst
thins that haa ever happened to m." Pituburgn
Chi inl'le-Tclcgrah.
School .Mat for Political I am.
sialaalaa,
OMAHA. April a To the Editor ot
The Bee: My attention having been
called to the fact that four candldatea
ror the office ot city commissioner ad
dreiied the Hanscom Park Improvement
club at Ita meeting held last evening In
the Windsor school. Secretary liourke
gives me the following synopel from the
records of the school board, to-wtl:
At the time tho Board of Education
granted the uao of the school buildings
for other than strictly school purposes.
It waa with the understanding that such
uae would be restricted to social center
clubs, neighborhood meetings of a cul
tural nature. Improvement cluba or any
meeting of an educational or cul
tural tendency, but that political or re
llgloua meetings or any kind would not
be allowed and that any organisation
allowed the ute of the school buildings,
which permitted such discussion at
their meetings would have the privilege
of using the building revoked.
Until tho record 1 amended or re
versed by action or the board I deem It
my duty to caution all Improvement or
other cluba. permitted to meet In school
buildings, not to violate tha rule or tha
board by Inviting or allowing candldatea
to present their personal appeals for be
ing elected to office st meetings held in
our school buildings.
This Is not Intended ss a criticism
against what may have been said or
done at the Windsor school last evening
as I am assured that the presence of the
four gentlemen waa not the reault of
premeditated action by tho club.
C. J. ERNST, President.
Discovery Shoald Hare Bees Earlier
TAYLOR. Neb., April K.-To the Edi
tor of The Bee: We are pleased to ob
serve that the chief magistrate of this
nation has learned that this nation, nor
its chief executive. Is not fit to sit In
judgment upon another nation.
Had this been firmly fixed In the mind
of President Wilson at the time when ho
waa determining tha manner In which
tha president of Mexico should secure
his office, the kind of a man such presi
dent should be, whether or not the elec
tions cf Mexico were fairly held, and
whether or not tho results expressed tha
will ot tho Mexican people, and
whether or not tho government In
force was tha best government for
those people, then wa aa a na
tion would appear better in the eyea
of tho world, and without a doubt the
long continued struggle in that country
for supremacy would hava been ended
a long time ago. However, tho Ameri
can people will bo pleased to know, al
though the lesson was dearly bought, tt
has at last become a fixed principle of
tha present administration.
A. 8. MOON.
Abj Artistically Done Job.
PLATTSMOTJTH, NeD., April . To ths
Editor of The Bee: Tha reply of Secre
tary Bryan to tha recent letter of the
German ambassador at Washington com
piles precisely with the demands which
courtesy, mercy and self-respect demand.
The reproof to the ambassador's Inter
ference in the domeatlo affairs of the
country Is there. Attention Is called to
the ambassador's disregard of Important
acts ot tha United States; And the whole
American situation Is restated with an un
emotional simplicity that should convey
to the ambasaador tha clean Impression
that It is htgh time ha knew what ha waa
talking about
All thla Is dona without yielding In tha
least to the temptation to lose our tern
pers concerning either tha form or tha
substance of tha ambassador's strange
note. Tha realisation of the atreas under
which a warring nation is working evi
dently restrains our pen, aa, indeed, it
should.
But our self-respect Is upheld firmly
and unwaveringly. The letter Is a dls
sgreeabls but necessary Job, done as a
man of character and manners should
do It.
The letter certainly ought to causa a
certain United States senator to feel
mighty small. A. W, ATWOOD.
Out of the Ordinary
It Is estimated that tha United fttatea
government's Grand Canyon game refuge
In Arizona now contains about 10,000 deer.
What te assorted to bo tho finest atone
mason work In tha world la te bo seen
In the ruins of Inca palaaes In tha city
of Cusco, Peru.
The United States government was re
cently balked by a rat Tha rodent ate
up a complaint on which tho government
rested Its case for white slavery in San
Francisco.
Augustus Dickerson of Bkowhegan, Me.,
make a business of raising cats to rid
orchards of mice. Each spring ha raises
a largo number of rata that era kept In
the fields and orchards throughout tha
summeftnd fall months.
Twonty-rour employes or the retail and
office departments or a St Louis furni
ture company have been married In tho
last three years. In four of tha mar
riages both parties were employes of the
concern,
San Francisco optimists express tho
belief that motor can will supersede
street cars In that city. In Dea Moines.
Jitney competition haa caused a reduction
of street car service In two suburban
Unas. Inability to provide protective
bonds, put tha Jitneys out of business In
Salt Lake City. Lincoln. Sioux City and
Denver authorities are considering Jitney
regulative measures, each with license
and bond provisions.
Editorial Viewpoint
Cleveland Plain Dealer: Tha next time
little Johnny racitea "Tha breaking waves
dashed high." some unpoettc soul In next
to the back row is likely to yell, "Get s
submariner
St Louie Globe-Democrat: Great Brit
ain ha discovered grafting In tha sale
and purchase of war auppliea. Thla char
acteristic condition waa one of the ele
ments that helped General Sherman to
form hla famoua conclusion.
Baltimore American: While belliger
ency a going on In tho beat part of the
world, snd the nations are showing their
teeth at one another, the newa cornea Ilk
gentle drops cf dew on parched sround
that several great powers hava recognized
General Sam In Hayti.
Brooklyn Eagle: A court decision that
the salaried man working for a corpora
tion la an "emptoye. and that Individual
shareholders are responsible ror hla pay
ment seema Just enough. The difference
between "wases" and "salaries" would
make a good subject tor a monograph.
LAUGHEJQ GAS.
Mrs Hokus Mr husband says 1 have
made anHher man of him.
Mrs. f'okus You'd better look out, or
the first thins: you know he'll he looking
around for another man wife. Judge.
"Our forefather were made of stern
stuff. They underwent trials of which we
little wot. For Instance, on principle they
went without tea.''
"I have always admired that properly.
But look at the nations today. Thev are
cutting out booze." Louisville Courier
Journal. ' You say you were watching the boys
flrht and one of them hit you?"
"Team."
"Didn't you protest?"
"Yes'm. an' then then both of m hit
me." Buffalo Express.
"We become what we eat." Said the the
osophlst, without any excuse whatever.
"No wonder I feel like a menagerie,"
volunteered the cheerful Idiot; "I've been
cHtlne hash for a month." Philadelphia
Ledger.
"What hns the lawyer to ssy about
this chaise against hla client cf stesllng
a !atr of ern !.?'
"Me any his client merely made a
weigh with them." Baltimore American.
''Ss'Iie. what Is a gentlemnn?"
"1'lcase. ma'am," she answered, "a gen
t'eman s a man you don t know very
well." Kansss City Htar.
"The disssters at sea are appalling-"'
"Yes," replied the Englishman who
now favors prohibition: "the only thing
a man Isn't supposed to take n chance
on drowning is hl sorrow." Washington
Star.
"His youf wife a sense of humor?"
"She must have." replied Mr. Bilgglns.
"She buys me the funniest clothes and
gives our son the funniest haircut to be
eeen In the neighborhood." Washington
Star.
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Owners
of Heavy Cars
can now safely expect to more than equal the 6,760 miles
average scored last year on heayy cars in The Automobile
Club of America official test of strictly stock Pennsyl
vania Oilproof
mGUUMXUP'TIlffiS
If yon drive a light car, your mileage expectancy can
reasonably be placed at far beyond this average.
19 IS Vacuum Cup Tirts art toughen J bt a new Process that is
yielding in actual service SOfa greater mileages than last year's
tires, which rolled up the A. C. A. record incidentally
doubling the life of the guaranteed non-skid Vacuum Cups.
And this economy is further marked by our having more
than met our proportionate share of price revisions, reduc
ing our differential over ordinary tires to a small margin.
IntT9tting nu? prices Jut iumj for
Pmniuyloania Cray and Parmgam Rud Inner
Taint both with mttamalifimd guaranties.
Pennsylvania Rubber Co., Jeannette, Pa.
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2212 Farnam Street.
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NEW fTSRFF-CTION OIL COOKSTO VES arc now serving 2,000,000
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If you have eczema, rash, pim
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