12 THE BEE; OMAHA. SATURDAY, APRIL 17, 1915. S THE OMAHA DAILY DEE; FOl'NDKI BT EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. Tw Be Publishing; Company. Proprietor. rlJvE Sl'ILDINO. FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omaha post office aft second-class matter. lb.tUi Of SUBSCRIPTION. p carrier Br mull per month. per y.r- -.fly- end Pimif......,T......n..... a ha tNenlng end Sunday I M KwilKf without Sunday.... ...So., .......... J. HI e,iiday TV only "1 Send notice of rtMir.it of rt1r or complatnfe of rrrolerttv In delivery to Cunehe Bee, Clreulatloa Department. RF.M1TTANCB. tttMje h Am- 9 munrMM n. tMietel OrdeP. Only two mm MtamnA rmuvM fee mvmrtil of email counts. Iers.nel checks, except ok Omh and tarn v: change, not aci-eptea. OFFICES. Omaha-The D Building. pvutri Om una.? it N street. Cwmclr Fluff 14 North Mala Itrwt tncol 24 Littl Building. Chlcago-Wl Hearst lli:H4lnr f.w York Room IW, Klfth iwm txvtile-NS New Bank of Cowrwro Washington 72 Fourteenth St.. N. W. CORRESPONCENCB, MAT erimrnunlcetlnas rentier to Hi x-ei matter to Otk Bee, RdltorUU news and edW Depertme. MARCH CIRCOAT105, 52,092 State of Nebraska, Count of Douglas, aa. Dwlght Wllilame, circulation man.ser of The Fee PuvwsUg wmi njr, being duir eworo, sere (M tst av.rese circulation, for tna ucdui ef March, l&ia, i.vtOHT WH.IJAM!. Clreulatlow Manager. Buicriel In, ray presence mi a wor to before me. U.la Id day ef April, 1 KOBEHt liftlfrTEB. Notary TuMle, Cutfttrittra Icariry t!N ctty eniporart hotUd bare, Tb B mailed, to 0en. Ad 6rca wtli bf rjbAnged as of te a roquoswxl r April IT ' YKoaghi for the Day 5eief ecf to M V" H'ftr tAr i ana man teAo ?. teiiA Ml ya, lAer r dosen who tquint Mti'K lAsir ' brotftft O.'itar l4di iTtJmca. ' It DutcH wrath boUa ovr, wodea,Uoe w "I ly. Eer hear ol democrats turning nonpartlsana o put, rpubilcane into worth-havinn ofrioett Tba ,Stos-0f-in-lnaba., campaign of (ara a :hnc to boost la wkich varyona' can. Join. '. x. . "Thaor'tle&U erroneouo lJe" ..tiiunt b the yjnlrii for Bcboolmatr aotloaa' trannplanted :o WoUa Houa soil. At least the new world may point with pride, to Maxico'a enterprise in coMtlf wltJt Eu ropean war buletlni. Ccme en, Mr. Water hoarder, with iha promised mupldpal ownerJi!Bi dividend ktore the lawa hoe begin to ejrin.He. t .,' It la really too bad that Industrial Relation x)nimls,lca has to compete with a mat world war tor front puR newspaper space. The brKono heroic of naval warfare now hiilrs Its ditu'iihhrd head behind the motto: "If you see an unarmed ship, splka It." IluerU as he dldnt do it., but h knowt ho did. Then Ms trouble must bt brought on 1y his cart in "the conspiracy of silence," to use RoosovelUaa phrase. Thrre is nothing in the market report U Indicate t&tt Charley Schwab is alarmed over the ascension of Bethlehem. The rarity of the at mosphere steals away dulj eare. :' Wcnder what that Chlcaco Judg would say to the method of handling prisoners hre la Omaha by which tha direst penalty visited oa the critntn&l Is aa enforced rest our is Hotel McShana. After Governor Morehead stall have du himself out from under tha avalanche of leslsla live bills plied , upon him. he should he fully equipped to eompind a shovel brigade In the European war arena. The street railway company baa paid Into the Omaha city treasury tl4.CSl.lQ occupation taxes for the first quarter of this year.. Hew much fcava the Jitneys paid for the privilege of taking the overflow? On th basis of the census of 1910 the ap propriation made ly tha Ialw.tua tor tho hi- rnnlum rails for an aversse contribution of 13.49 from every person la the state. Add to this tha tax drafts of counties, cities, towns and villages, and a faint idea may be gained of -what taxpayers are np against. . ( Governor Morebead Is said to be questioning legislative appropriations for state Institutions at Omaha, hut he has ne good reason to feel sore Just because the local democratic organ takes a poke at him. Let him remember that 1,800 majority he scored in this oounty last fall against a bonilabeed "favortta son." At a mt'ns of tha Browoeil bail truateoa, tha offaf of Hartnaa Kountta was aocaptad. giving a tract SOS by 17S foot oa Tenth straat, juai south of his rcalaVnca. for tha oaw school bulidlnr and a roaidanoe for tha tlhop. Tha Omaha light Guards av parfoUd thalr or lanixattoo as a military company sa4 are drilling to tKa part in tha formal coiaUatlun of Manorial day. Tta straat car Company is puahinf tha double track ajong Jaffcrson, and will soon , basin the as- tr.nrton of lb a irertuini straet Una. which la to ba carried to the pars- Dr. Amelia Burrouana bit for Clavelaod for a tw weeks" vuu lth relatlvaa. M.Jor Parka, tha spry Uttlo gantlamaa now vtaitina OttuLha, la twocty-throa Inchaa hl-h. walghs thtrtoan pounds, la It yJ old and twtrla a cana tika a raashar. Ha proudly Ulia you that ha was born In Clay oounty. MUtouri. and axita to ba a candidate for oonsraaa after a ttiu trbta. Mra Aniknen. who baa baea the rwl of Mrs. A. ii ' for tha last month. ln for her boata la MlJIIOM, Idaho. Mr. 1. B. li.rru of Kr c vlHln her rnolhor, Mr K .M. Wakefii-Jd, 1ft flflc alrect. Ex-Post Facto Tunctilio. The British government has apologised very handsomely to Chile for having Invaded the waters of that country for toe purpose of sink ing the German cruiser Dresden, la giving this fact tha consideration It demands, the admiring world win also take due note of the additional fart that tha Dresden was first sunk; the apol ogy came after, and, ao far as the German ship is concerned, la la no sense retroactive. The rase has several aspects that are of more than passing Interest. It is hardly likely, that the commander of tha British squadron which Pur sued and overtook the Dresden Is so poor a nav igator that he did not knew tba prey ho sought was In the jurisdiction of Chile, and, had he troubled to make brief Inquiry, ha might have learned what la now known, that tha .Chilean government was in charge of the Dresden. t ' Chile will, of course, accept the apology, hav ing no desire to engage In hostilities, but the iacideat serves to emphaslx the ear with which the belligerents regard the rights of .neutrals. nd tba paJns they take to observe with due punctilio tha obligation assumed under treaties. "Tba Dresden affair present tha most flagrant breach of neutrality on part of any of the navies since the war began, and It will arlsa to haunt tha British admiralty Jong after the war 1 over. " ' 'i L U.J.VSL !...' ...... ' . Same Elsewhere;1 " ' ' " v Fortuaato Indeed for the city of TJnooln would It bo If all the anarling and snapping- ond aooldlns and aokhlMn- that eoniitltutaa the normal portion of this oemnunlty aheuld be dana now. during this earn paltn, so that aftar the election we' may all devote our enercfea to helping the rlty government make the meat of its raao'ircos.-4inroln Btar. But pleas. Mr, BUr Man, da not delude your self with tb notion that Lincoln ha a monopoly of tht condition for It ems to b character istic of most of cur American cities. ' It I usual and customary for folk periodically to work themselte up Into a, freny over tha awful stata of affair that ean be cured only by putting their particular favored tandldatae In offica to pp!r tha remedy. Perhaps tha sediment of good after this effervescing outbalance tha tempor ary bad taete of tha concoction, hut it 1 part of tha great American political game a she is pUyed under modern ru.leg. ajnd wo may as well try to. look pleasant jwhila we take It. .' EuerU'i; Disclaimer Victorlano llnerta- has confirmed the fact that h i but human, after all. He could not re sist the temptatton of bl return to the limelight to Issue a pronupclamento, declaring himself a much misunderstood, person, and indulging In considerable criticism of the government of the United state.' It, was hardly .to.be expected that the former president of Mexico would con fess hta share in Madero'a death, hut his gran diloquence Is not likely to change tha verdict of public opinion. Hi future movements will be closely watched, because ha 1 under suspicion. Ill querulous criticism of the United States gov ernment provides a fair test of the patience of the. American people, who are not often called npoa to submit to such abuse of their hospital ity. The cause of the Mexican peon 1 not very greatly advanced by the methods adopted by Iiuerta, while the ex-dictator ha 9ot made him self any more popular by his statement. .- ILJl LB Heiioa W. Aldrioh. Had Mr. Aldrkh' death occurred a few years ago, all would hv agreed that the most powerful personage In our public life, excepting j only the president, had. been calUd. In hi death today w note the los merely of a con spicuous cltliea, who had succeeded but par tially In withdrawing to the retirement of private life. During Mr. Aldrlch's thirty years In the United States senate he made a mark which will not be effaced. While his greatest publicity and notoriety came from being cred ited with the Joint sponsorship of the Payne Aldrlch tariff, the work in which he was most Interested wa that which led tip to tha reor ganisation of our currency system, through the Vreeland-Aldrlch till, and tha measure which. with comparatively little modification, became later our present federal reeerve bank act. He was a. nan of fore and toroslght. with a peculiar faculty tir legislative leadership along line that prevailed during the. period of hla supremacy. but which no longer obtain to the same degree. It will be aated. too, that although on of the moat bitterly assailed of our publlo men, his col leagues. a In the case of Mark Uanna. will be found paying tribute to his fine personal traits and his high Intellectual ability. fjP',eeawanssss Parking the Automobiles. The regulation promulgated by Police Com missioner Kegel ftrr the parking of automobiles on downtown streets are not unreasonable, and are Intended to establish a better practice in the use of the city streets. Owners of automobile are only indtroctly responsible for the ituatloa that ha developed out of the extended use of the machines. The owners merely followed a cus tom that datea back to the beginning of things. that of anchoring the vehicle next to the curb, and which wa permitted to grow, until with the increasing number of automobiles oa the street the old plan Is no longer practical, but is cum bersome and obstructive. Parking ears in the middle of the street has been well tested In other cities, and has been successful. Omaha motor owners aououeas will cbeeriuuy co operate with the authorities in this, as they have in other ways, te the end that the streets t kept free aa possible for the use of antomo biles as well a other vehicle. The change. too, will mark another step on the way Omaha Is lowly progressing toward "big city" manner. For tna second time this year a . federal court ha Informed manufacturer of patented articles that their right to tlx the selling price dor not extend beyond their own counter. When they attempt, to fix the price the retailer must charge consumers th belter of patent right ceases and they are amenable to the law forbidding restraint of trade. The Sherman law, be It known, is as dangerous to trifle with as a busssaw. Th omission of the word "did" from aa In dlctment prompted a St. Louis court to quash proceedings against a man charged with fraud ulently selling a $100 deed of trust. The court followed the precedent of th stat supreme court, which renderV a like service for a crook bcans th word "the" wa omitted. In both Instance legal form and precedent were vlndi rated, while comtuou sense got the knockout. Insurance and Longovity - 9t AJtTsrua arvirrca. M AT hunisa IKe In nreJ ba prolocitd by utlllx- Ins; the Investigations which the Ufa insurance companies make to aacertatn which parsons ahould bo cksrsrd low, and which high. . rates of In surance? It la tha opinion of Arthur Hwater. lira in. Kiirance actuary, that this la undoubtedly possible. Hie argument la simple and easily underatood. U Insurance atatlstlca show, for Instance, that uaers of alcohol are poorer rlaks than abate Iners that Is. that they die earlier, on the averageIt raaulraa no deep thought to roach the conclusion that one may prolong his life by attaining-. This applies te all conditions that may ba altered at will; and such conditions form a largs part ef all thoie with whom Ineurapce statis tics JsJ. acoordlng to an address delivered by Mr. Ifunter at the thtq annual meetJna of life insurance preaidents la New' York, now published la pamphlet form. ' ."I have rw doubt." says Mr. Hunter, "that' the knowledge Which the life Insurance companies have acquired from; their lnvwatltratlona rcgardln; the mor tality among their policy holders may be applied by Individuals toward - lengthening thetr own Uve's; tnit the difficulty artsee of getting auch information be fore the public la a form which can be eeotlly under stood. The Investigations - tindertajten ty the com panies were primarily Intended te aanlat them in de termining which types ef persons euuld safely be as ceptcd for insurance at the tegular rates of premium, which types ahould bo charged an extra premium, and which ahould be declined. The purpose of the prepa ration of these statlatles was not te eaolte publlo In tcrat or curloetty, but for actual e In a great busi ness. No hsphasard methods hare beeN uoed, bat the most approved and setentlfle known to actuaries and medical dlreotors; their kaowlcdgo ef mortality la baaed upon the actual experience of companies with all sorts and conditions of mil aad womca, and natur ally appears In the form ef staUsttos. teat the word 'atatlstlca should frighten you, let me point one that true progress la any snienee la made through record ing the result ef aetnal eaporleneo or of experiments, and that my tUU will be of thla nature. They wll constitute, m fact, a brief record of what has happened to mankind under certain eimdltlotis, and wtll not be difficult for the layman to follow. "ITorty-throe of the leading life insurance aora. panics In the United Rtate and Canada s greed in is to prepare their collective enpertenc en many dir. ferent classes f insured. Ther decided te pu the In vestigation Into the hands of the AotuarlaJ geelety et Amariaa and tha Aaaectatlo of Ufa Ineurano Modi, cat XMreetore, The companies supplied their re cards on about J.OOO.OOfl lives, covering a period of twenty five years. It la the largest and most comprehensive investigation ever undertaken by tnsuraao companies anywhere. Th object of the Investigation wss te U termtns from past experience the trues ef Uvea among which the eampenlea had a higher mortality than the average. The results of th investigation have ap peered In four volumes, and the fifth is la press, it has taken th central bureau about three and a half years ef continuous labor to produce the results, using the mast up-te-dst machinery la th way ef eleotrio sorters and tabulators. A eard was supplied for each of the pelioieg Issued from the year to 190 among eerUht types, the history ef the person being given on bucq carq. t The Insured were divided Into many classes, of which the following are the chief groupsi "1. These who were la eooupatloa Involving fea. ard. '1 These whe had a family history ef oatisump. tlon. I Thcae whe had a defect In their personal history, such as an attaox ef appendicitis, renal eoMo, reheumetlsm, syphilis, etc, "i, These whose physical soadltlon was not normal, t. These whose habits with regard te leehello beverages were not aatlsfaotory la tha mil r who used liquor steadily at the tint ef application far Insur. ance. . Those who were distinctly overweight or under weight. it would ba impossible Dover in a brief paper any but a very row of tha tmnortaat claasea. Before describing these eleeee I ahould like $o emphasise tha iiiTOvtd m ut inyeaugauoa naa ceen care rmiy examined by competent physician. ana mat, u general, the mere haaardoua the ea. oupatton, or the greater the defect In physical eoadfc. won, in rojtuiy history, or in personal history, the wiuro varo was i&cen w seieeung the Uvaa. roe ax ample, la the oaea ef applicants who were S3 per cent overwolght insuraace would be granted In the majority or cases, put among those of esU'eme overweight war few would ba accepted, and these would bo th best vi moir aina. in order to determine the relative mor tality, a atanaa.ru or 'meaourlng-rod' was prepared, representing average mortality idiom tnsurad Uvaa. based upon the experience of the forty-three companies among all their loaured. It Is not peoeeeary to describe vnio etanaro-mrciy to potat out by an example the me mod of tistruf It when a elaas la aeld ta hav fc per cent extra mortality, it means that whara tha . iraruinoa 01 toe eompanies would hev resulted ta MU deaths among their insured as a whole, there were U0 oeatns i ta spoomea olaas. Another war of nakin. roniiwnns i a oy snowtng the number of yeara ry wmcn the average Ufetlme wlU be MomJ. and this manner of axhiUtlng the degree or haxard wlU be used ta eom tasea la thu cod d action It may bo well to point out that a reduction la the average lifetime of, ssy, flvo years among a large group of men Is a serious matter. It does not moan thai . years Is taken off toe lifetime of only thoee who have reached age O or 70, hut that the average Ufa time of au men is reaucea By five yeara. If in nountio employing many men. sack a mining, there were eu. h a reduction. It would mean an eoonomlo wast la the United Htatee equivalent to about flvo year of the lifetime of l.0oo.oo men, or a reduction of their prod r mourn y aoout ono-siRtn." Mr. IlunUr goes en to point out Is detail eom ef the facta ' or classes of f sots, brought out ta these voluminous reports. Some of those, for Initano. are the high mortality among rallruad nta-C9 per outt bove the averag In the ease of locomotive engineers uui.w, inn incx tnai liquor ooalcr are a bad risk the proof, "beyond peradventure of doubt," that abstainers live longer than users of alcohol! the failure of autistic to show definitely whether or not predis position to tuberculosis Is hereditary; and the material effect of marked overweight In decreasing laagt of life, especially at the middle nd older ages. People and Events It la estimated that the recent amimlclpel election In Chicago coet Ii.t71.aift. but raeubnc&aa agrwe that tha majority U worth It. Back In "little old Kew York" ta a (Tragi are boosting a brand of soap bearing m relief the words: "Equal suffrage means rlaan peltUce." A New York society woman says It Is Impossible to live that way on W.0OO a year. Rivalry at the sklAboard quickly dissolves four flgurea Marion. I nil, does not shine up with Terrs Haute, in th publicity spotlight, but It la quite speedy Just the same, The town boasts ef a great grandmother at 4. The eysteta ef Beware at. Washhigtsev, Pa., wss teatd recently by a flood et whisky valued at gt.wa Washington Is a dry town aad had nor other meera of testing tha concrete. . - . Looking at th fracas frotn anothsr aiigia. tr.' c, E. Jeffereon of New York remarka: ."It ta fools who have brouaTht thia war on. aad there are wsi'lh fools ailv to bring on another oae after the preeat war 1 ended, nalea they are curbed ta their foolishness by th resolute otk of sensible wen." A Odoago man tan th Herald break Into rhyme In explaining the r of v. TOlly Shmday's eurb- f atone vernacular. Saya tha "run-4u" rbynostar: "TS en though you may be good and Just you noay as well dry up aad bust utde you get a strangle hold upon a gunny sack of gold. And that ta why we laugh aad about when Biily Huaday bawls as e,e-rr PlUy knqea, we muat admit. ' Just how to ooaa out evry JiU.So we alt In the taberoao and tat him rip aa ap the bark. He bowls u ta a fare-thee-wl and bkis us kindly so le , and w applaud him. with a wtjl, and ant it up-berause It's Bill." J7TL - (71 Commerce School o rsl. OMAHA. April IS. To the Editor of The Feci r the benefit et Mr. W, It: Mar. tin eod ethtrs who seem ta think that the course of study In our High chool ef Commerce ts . "bulgy, superfluous, fsdly" or "class education," etc., allow me te make this brief statement: At the formation of our fflgh Fchoel of Com merce the Hoard of Education instructed Mr. Graff, the superintendent, to formu late a course of study for the school which ha did: but to be fortified In hta view that the course is such that It would meat all the requirements ef the progressive time from the academlo as well aa the practical viewpoint, tho cur riculum was submitted to various super intendents of schools and presidents ef universities, twenty-eight In all. among whom I would mention Peru State Nor mal. tultith public schools. Grand Rap ids public schools, School of Agriculture. Brookings, 8. D.; n letter from A. B. Wlnahlp, editor of the Journal of FMdca, Uon; At, Paul pubtte schools, . Kansas ft ate Agricultural college, from the presi dent ef the Nebraska Educational asso ciation (a very flattering letter), from Or. XX B. Jenkins, president of the Uni versity1 of Qmahb, and a present member of the Board of Education; Department of Education of state of Kansas, Depart ment of Public Instruction of state of lew, educational Department of Cleve land, High Hehool of Commerce of Cleve land, O., eta Without exception they not only approved' our course, but highly commended It for Its practicability, util ity and completeness, theory and prac tice being so happily combined, but the proof ef tha podding ts in the eating. If an ran wishes ts familiarise himself with the results of our High School of 'You Commerce g,tUnd th commencement of that school and you will hear essays of th hoys and girt that are gems worthy ef pubiloatUn In any hlca-clac public, tlon. and. furthermore. If anyone wishes te Inquire of the many business men In Omaha whe employ our Hish Pchooi of Commerce graduatee he wiilv soon find himself convinced of their ffioency. They gj make good In their positions, ths majority ef them using It a a stepping stone to higher aspirations and oppor tunities in Ufa DR. HOUVTCHTNER. Heln for the Cif Beewtlfal. OMAHA, April K.-T th Editor ef The See: I not the eell ef the Civia league te improve Omaha. Per everl years while a resident ef the Twelfth ward near rest Omaha my yard and garden were a benefit and beauty snot for th neigh borhood. Clroumstaaoea made it neces sary for me to move ta th south end of town a eoupl of weak ago. and I am afraid X am going ta mis my recreation and flowers tht year owing to the soli where new located, which Is ef the hard est kind eg yellow clay and been neg lected, only, fit to propagate bricks. To dig a hole In such te plee a bulb or plant would Immure th poor things from U possible plant sustenance, and I need a couple ef good load ef black dirt soil ta help out Thar being none around so far aa S ean see m present location. X would pay n a load for it. Another thing; Last fall I gathered quite a quantity of morning alary seeds, tnised colors, and eeuld furnish enough for a perch te possibly fifty different people If they would call or send me a eclf-ddreseed envelope, or, better, might turn them over te yen for distribution If wanted. Have else a limited supply of a running bean (not eatable), quick growv ing, having a dense foliage and a beauti ful purple cluster flower, name not known. th heat running plant ever saw for a porch. Also a few eastereit beena. all of which are free for tha asking. C. A. WARREN. JE36 South Twenty-fifth street. , mtted Stntee Neotrwltty. OMAHA. April JC-To the Editor of Tho See: Referring to tha letter from Dr. Hermann Gerhard I heg leave to answer with the following from the New York World: - . - - "No neutral has ever yet undertaken to prevent Its eltlsene from selline' . mu nitions ef war to be 11! go rent, "Oormany has been th greatest ef all traffickers in munitions ef war. In tho Crimean war Russia's army was prac tically equipped by Oerman tnanufaotua ers. In th war between Japan aa Rus sia. Germany wss again the principal agent in selling military supplies to th Russian government In the rooent Bal kan war the Turkish army fought with German guns and German ammunition. and had been drilled by Oerman offloera Na appeal waa made to them to "help end the war" by cutting off Turkey's supply ef Krupp guns," "This country is not armed to the teeth. In time of war it my be vitally depend ent upon tht purchase of arms and milt. tery supplies from foreign manufacturer The right to buy arms abroad ts well nigh priceless to every nation that doe net turn Itself Into an armed camp, and the United States Is one ef th last coun tries In the world that could afford to have that right diminished." Our action as neutrals should b guided only by the well established eustoma and International laws, and not by any daaire which some of bur clttsan may have of interfering tn behalf of one of the bel liferent O. CLAUSEN. Why Prohibition In CeaatltatloaT ruarrSatOUTIC Nth.. April II -To the Editor of Th Bee: Bef erring te A. U -a Meyers several letter favoring tha liq uor traffic, kindly give spec for a fa of the many reason why prohibition should be put Into the state constitution. Cecause th liquor traffic I vast enough as a public .evil to Justify this extreme measure. Because this evil ta stalewtda, and ee ttv everywhere, and the remedy must be aa esteaslv as the wrong. Because nothing short of a eenetltu ttonal amendment breaking up the trade eaa eliminate th liquor traffic from poll tic. Because stata aide prohibition alone goes to the source of the trouble and strikes down tb manufacture as well th sale. . . r Becuee af the utter inadequacy-of local optioa ae w now aav it too kcni 'or a national wrong and toe optional for moral question. , Because the liquor power is a disturber e.' the publlo peace- It threetena publlo safety; It Induces privet Vtce; it fosters crime and pollUoal corruption, aad every ouanmuaity ta th state needs and will equally profit by its banishment, Becua station! prohluttton can only came through the multiplying of dry state W hare eighteen a mat now, j Statea, like Individuals, have theirtepochel hi Ira rtst'js fixed by tbelr relation to the domi nant reform of their generation. Because under the American scheme of government no slate ren exercise com pute and controlling influence over the liquor traffic. The liquor problem is a federal question, for the federal govern ment alone can exercise a dlre-t and conclusive control of the traffic and therefore national prohibition by federal anicnflment to the constitution la tha ultimate solution ef the liquor problem. Our Mate should count ena .in helping to bring thst result. A. AV. ATWOOD. hsu eondwlrh hv studding It wit dia monds -'IxjuIs villa Courier-Journal. "My boy has a wonderful ear for mu, Slc" "Perhsre." replied the unsvwtpathetir person. "But he doesn't ring or play with his ears." Washington Ftar. A Pan rrsnrlsco man tells this one: "In a police court ef my town a pellea- man rose tq make a charge against his prisoner. "What's this feller charged v.JthT" de manded the magtrtrste. HlKotry, Judge," raid the offlr-ef; "he a get three wives." New York Tlma . t THE ARTIST. LINES TO A LAUGH. Whose eyes discern the glory hlddea quite (rom you and me? Who notes beauty In all ptture, In Ufa Pestsl Clork Your letter Juat balances, Viloe; If it wrlghed any more, you would have to put on another stainn. Pretty Blonde Oraclou! I'm glad I didn't sign my middle name! Judge. nu in in. scs. And oalnts it en a canvas for all the world to seeT The' ArtUt. Who knows thst in a mass of clay some form of beauty llns'f Whese skillful fingers mold end 'pre1 until those glories rlee. And stand tn bold relief before the world's admiring eyas? The Artist. Who knows the surest, quickest way te reach th human heartT Who Juggles with tho chemistry ef cul inary art. Till out of chaos gastrooemie wonders seem to start? The Artist. TVho builds with common Krleh and stone an edifice that stands A shrine of strength and beauty? Who builds un with his hands A structure that great plaudits and deep est praise commands? . , The Artist Who dreams nf modes and fashions In the way cf ladles' dress? Who designs those great creations ef puffs and flufflneas. That makes the social problem an txtrsv, Itgant suecefg? The Artist. Who forges links pf destiny with energy and skill? Who tinea the work that comes to him. and does it with a will, No matter What the niche In life he's called upon to fill? The Artist. Omaha. TJAVTf. KABIBBLS KABARET . AlTtAnnrtcww STEWS rtR"ECCCrmCh-" tu sm to eooar sneeze rra KAsruntiMexTtuYoo VtfJMrX CPU W PQCf" "James, dear," said a careful mother to her 7,year-ord Insurgent, "your Uncle Kdwaed will be here for dinner today. Be aura to wash your face and hands before coming to the table." "Yes. mother," hesitatingly; "but but suppoee he doesn't come?" Philadelphia Record . Church When a barber goes te a doe tor, what la the first thing the phyelclgn ssvs, dp you suppose? Gotham Den't know. Church I-et me see your tongns Yonkers Statesman. 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