Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, April 08, 1915, Page 6, Image 6
TIIB HEK: OMAHA, TIIUKSDAY, APRIL 8, 1913. B THE ' OMAHA DAILY DEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR ROSEWATKH, EDITOR. Th Fee Publishing Company. Proprietor. PEF3 BUILDING, FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Kntered at Ore ah a portofflr aa second-class matter. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION. Bv carrier Br malt per month. per year. i,ef1v and ..imdsr ? Pally without Sunday....' 4 00 Fvenlag an.l Sunday . Event?; without Sunday.... o 4.00 Sunday Be only c t.oj Send notice of rhanra of sddreea. or complaints or Irregularity ta delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Departments remittanck. Remit bv draft e-pre or postal order. Only two cent atampa received In payment of small aa counts Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern xchaag. not accepted. OFFICE Omaha The Re Building. South Omaha 3iS N street. Council Bluffs 14 North Main Street Lincoln M Little Bulldln. . Chlcss;o n Hearst Building. New fork Room U. Xwi Fifth vnua Ft. Ietile-MS New Bank of Commerce. Washington 7 Fourteenth St. N. W. CORRESPONDENCE). A A Ire communication re-atlr?" to new and edi torial matter to Omaha Bra, Editorial Department, MAItCH CIKCTLATIOX, ' 52,092 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, sa rnrtaht Wliiiam. circulation manager of Th Baa Publicum company, being avers cdixulaUon for the fttalGHT WILLIAMS. Clreuiatlon Manager. Subscribed In my present- and awom to before duly a worn, aay that the montn or March, iwo, me. thla 24 day ft April, IvOfekni 1IUNTER. Notary l-ublte. Subscribers I earing tee city temporarily . should have The Be mailed to them. Ad Ores wUl be changed aa often aa reqnestod. Thought for the Day 5tf y Mr. P. J, Bart Tht iniut tidt tif every cloud It Wight and $Mng; 1 thwtfor turn in y cioudt about. And alvayt treat fhm in tidt out, To thov their lining." j , . ' Still, leaders la the first heat do not alwaya win the race. la It poialble the voters could hve mistaken E. E. Howell for It. B. Howell f . ,.j ,l. se : , ; C2.tr go i,to tav a republican mayor for A, chaaf. Straw point the wind, ,"'...', Looks as l this were to be a dry year, but tbea lt'i a trifle early for sprint floods, ' ' The "StopOft-ln-Omaba'' campaign U apreadlar. Iff a good thing. Push It alonx, - ;' Plfry-nlae took the count all rlsht,. without Uie solace ef a percentage of the gate receipts : k u y.-;, - -N'o crepe e the doof of "Mayor Harrison's office In Chicago, Ooly the melancholy words I told you so." , Indifference What's the Reason t If any one thing stands out strong in our preliminary city election It Is the manifest In difference rf the roters of Omaha to the busi ness of local self-goTernment. Not orer ball of those entitled to rant thtlr ballots hare taken the trouble to ' discharge their civic duties, which means that half of the voters are self accused as stay-at-homes. The blgb man in the returns has a clear majority of the votes cast, but it is doubtful if any of the others In the top fourteen are majority selections, while the two low men go on the final ballot by the favor of only 10 per cent of the voters. Is this Indifference because we have de veloped no issue for the campaign, or Is it be cause we have undertaken to eliminate partisan ship from the contest? Is it because of lack of funds and machinery to get the voters out, or Is it just because of the don't-care spirit among the people, surfeited with elections and not yet fully recovered from the long ballot of last fall? There must be a resson, or, perhaps, many contributing reasons. But whatever the explana tion, It Is not creditable to oar sense of citizen ship. Gifford Pinchot'i Predicament. Clfford Plncbot, forester, sociologist, and otherwise distinguished as a leader of forlorn Vpe and the like, with the martial experience ..ained at Armageddon to sustain him, has been thrust out of Belgium, because the Germans have discovered that he -is brother-in-law to a British diplomat This Is not the first time that man baa gotten Into trouble because of his fam ily, but It seems a little singular that an Ameri can citizen should be disqualified for work of charity on account of bis relatives. On the same grounds, if the precedent la to be followed to its logical end by the warring nations, a number of European royal personages would have to be set afloat, for their marriages and gtvings In, marriage have been so entangled that even the experts of Burkes or the Almanaca de Gotha are puzzled to keep them straight, and none of the belligerent countries could harbor them. Tor example, the mother of Kaiser Wll hclm and the father of Klnft George were brother and sister. However, Gifford Pinchot'i service has not been the less valuable y reason of his sister's marriage, and the United States government can easily find use for hip in some place where the tender German sense of propriety will not be so potent, ' . ' ' , The i&teat word la that our law-makers' clos ing day of thsT, session, may-rnn ever lnt. next, week. Oh, suit 'yourselves. ii The candidates In the municipal free-for-all as ay have enjoyed themselves, but they hardly gave the spectators their money's worth ,. , , ; Significance of the Chicago Vote. The tremendous vote , for the winning candi date for .mayor la Chicago must have' a deeper meaning than Its local application. Chicago has been for' many years a democratic stronghold and Its vote his had1 much influence in deter mining the result in Illinois on state and na tional elections. In the recent primary election ' Sweltser was namod by the democrats la prefer ence to Carter Harrison by a majority of over 75,000, which is proof of his strength with hli own party. He went Into the campaign with this prestige and emerges defeated by a record vote. Tho personal difference between SwelUer and Thompson is not enough to fully account for the 158,000 plurality the later received. It muBt be that party affiliation bad something to do. with the result, and that the people are actually turn ing away from the democratic party and Us record of disaster. The vote In Chicago and other cities where party lines were drawn' Is a good sign for the. campaign of 181$, and pre sages republican triumph. .,' It has been suspected for some time that deeping car porters eould not live without tips, .Now the horrible truth Is officially tipped off, : l The rout of democracy from so ml of It strongest municipal entrenchments Intensifies tb joy of living for the slaughter to come In 1316. 'I According to returns from Lincoln showing "Brother Charley" well In the lead, Colonel Miner's typewriter battery must have failed to fled the range. . Woman voters hava the balance of power In Chicago that is, assuming the men divide. But as the women must scatter their votes, toymen also will have Just as much balance of power, The pictorial string of fourteen racing favor ites, viewed with artlatlo eyes, affords convinc ing proof that Omaha Is losing btg' money In neglecting its opportunities for a beauty show. Apostollo backsliding does not get very far even with 6t- Peter, Minn., ditching the water wagon. Et- Paul and Pt. Edward, Neb., over balance the tumble of Pete by reaffirming the dry goHpel. When Colonel William Hayward pressed the leather of his $16,000 Job New York reporters were unable to extract a word about his policy "He was silent." say the neadllnera. Silence la the colonel's long suit. His achievements tu that line at times lend to a deaf mute institute the qualities of a boiler shop. One Way to Save the Taxpayers.' Money. One of our amiable local contemporaries properly expatiates on the good work done here In Omaha by the Salvation Array Industrial home, but It entirely overlooks the most signifi cant feature of the reports, which proves that the men cared for at this place are fed good sub stantial meals in all respects far better fare than the prisoners at the county Jail ai a cost of less than 8 cents a mail. Any one ran figure this out for himself, because on the 'showing 39,263 meals were served at an expense 'some thing under 13,000. If honest men who keep out. of Jail are fed at this low cost, why should our graft-greedy sheriff have had the support of the World-Herald In his demand for 50 cents a day, of which more than half was to have lined his pockets as loot? We move to let Captain Kline do the jail feeding and ave the taxpay ers' money. ' '.II. in Jfiy38"0 Mayor-elec, JJamea K. Boyd waa aeeenaded by the A. O. 11. aorlrty. which proceeded to Ma residence Levied ly their band. Other winner proved to be: For treasurer, Tru man buck; for auditor, C K. Ln: for poUca Judge, K. M. Stenberg-! for eounrtlmon, Thomas Dally, C 8. tVtodrlih, Charlea fcVhroeder. C. F. Goodman, F. E. 1 y aad Vlk Le; for achool bord, Henry IAve ey, nillajn Coburn avod IL Q. Clark. St. Bj-ute baa choaea aa warder for the anaulnc yeur: Gorse K. L&baua-h and Charloa Y Mead, and aj vestrymen, W. R. Bowan, Dantai Vf. Woodman. Hil ton 11, Guble. A oner W. Naaon, Samuel 3. liheim, Horatio L, Feward and Robert Eaaaon. M. A. McNajnara. Fourteenth and Far nam, offer a reward for a topaa rtiiar. gold mounted, kiat la the vli ir.ity of tha Leavenworth achool. The election at Trinity, roaulted aa follow: War dim. J. M. Wool worth and Z. Wakeley: veatrynien, l'cnry W. Tate, O. W. Doan. Cleorsa llawkUi. !?r ii ran Kountse. U S. Reed, J. H. Parker. A. V. Barka low; conference, delegate, J, M. Woolwortlv 1C W. Vatc and Joseph (Ittkion. . V. U. Kalroner advert! ee that a -profeoional fU t. r ha L-c!t nt from New Tork to teach th youcs l-!.Jia in hl klove department how to fit gluvn, and t'.at e are now prepared to fit on alt the lora we sell th au, aa ll. ty la New Toik." Victory for Established Law. Tho conviction of the Terre Haute election manipulators Is a victory for the people, and of greater importance than appears on the surface. The safety of our free Institutions rests on the sanctity of. the ballot, and crimes against th purity of elections are of the most dangerous sort, for they strike at the very roots of our freedom. ,Sotne novelty attaches to the prosecu tion of these offenders, In that the Unitod 6tates practically "invaded" Indiana in order to take charge of the trial. This proceeding grows out ot recent election reforms, and la made pos ilblo by the fact that the federal government It concerned in the election of senators and con gressmen. Thus another blow la delivered against atate's rights, but the more significant fact ia that a gang of impudent democratic ballot-box stutters has been broken up, a circum stance apparently not possible without federal interference. The people are always the gainer when such convictions are secured.' The Political Caldron WHAT'S to bo the neat mova In the local political war arena How are the llnea to be re-formed for tho real contest which la to decide who capturea the of flcen, and the ealarlea that sro with tliemT Will the city hall crowd, mow thai they realise their trenrth, and weakness, proclaim theme1vea a hard-aad-faat combination, or will they make a new alignment with a view to better tnasa action? Can tha raw candidate nominated hi th fourteen ba hitched to-ether, or wilt they fall by natural gravitation Into separate group? "Will there be any more of an laaue In the second heat than the deal re for tha job, which Was the main motive power In the first beat? Three are too many queatlons to be answered all at once, but they era question sure to keep tho politicians awake nights for a little while. .They are queitlone moreover that are more or lea inter dependent aad the aaewers will have to have rela tion te one another. The dlspoaltlon right at ' the present time la to pause for breath and 'await d. valopments. Anybody with half an eye can sea how different thine might have been In thla election had Mayor "Jim" been handed that federal plum, which the wIm ones said waa about to fall hi way, and by moving Into the federal building as United Utatee marshal or Internal revnnue collector had movad hlmaelf out of tho eommJalonerhlp race track. That Mayor ."Jim" la tha speediest one of the bunch, and alono of tha hor es in the city hall stable In form, to set the win ning pace, la self-evident Without the "cowboy rider" mm other might have been distanced. HI tremendou lead over his own cloeeit colleague ha aurprlsed even his moetajrdent admirer. One ot the 'wags "wi reading on the campaign card put out by Julius EChmtdt Cooley: "Never held office," and remarked: "He forgot something that ahould have been added." "What's that?" ' ' ' "And never will." JJuch complaint upon tha make-up of the ballot was registered both by voter and by election t! flcer. The eeventy-three names wera printed one beneath the other indiscriminately, and presumably In the order In which tha petltlono wore filed. Inquiry of tho election commissioner's office as to why they were not arranged alphabetically befora rotating elicited the response that tha law did not require it. Aa a consequence voters wasted much time bunting for a particular name, and the work of the election Judge and clerks waa mora onorous than It would have been with an alphabetical list Tha preacher In politics Is evidently rot a sueces. After running for Cnlted Etntea senator and for oon. greas, and then to score only 379 votes In response to aa appeal to "Vote for the gospel," and we cannot be very consoling. State Representative chambers down at Lincoln construe the signal defeat of himself and all the other members of tho Douglaa county delegation Back ing places at homo as city commissioners a an ex pression ot popular dissatisfaction with their records as lawmaker. Of course, the other legislative alio ran will not concede a much, but the ugly fact still stares them la the face. U U up to some one te solvo tha pusile as to what transforms Jubilant win ners In bleak November Into dismal turned-downer la smiling April. Twice Tola Tales ' Tho Foolish Uvefciat. Herman Rldder, the well known Oerman-Amertcnn Journalist, eald at the German-American Chamber ot Commerce In New Tort:- . . ' "You complain that tho wir le slowly? But you would think It went fast enough If you were In the trenches, To complain that' a war eo colossal as tills one goes slowly Is to ba aa foolish almost as UtUe Willie. ' "Little Willie, at the age of . was sent to school for the first time. At the end ot hla first day, h tore home, snatched up the latest comio supplement, and Van his eye over tho printed words that cam out of the people'a mouthe In tho Jokes. Then be throw the supplement down end aald: That'e no good of school! - -why. Willie, what Wakes you say thatr exclaimed hla mother. . Oh. aald he. 'here I've been to It a whole day and ain't learned to read yf." New Tork MalL Selfish Men. ' 1 Representative Martin B. Madden in an address in favor of woman auffrage, aald: "It eeeme to ma that the men who oppose tho auf fraaw ' are aelfiah. They want to have the best of everything without piylng for It They remind me of tha clerk. "A clerk and a lawyer were on the way downtown on the trolley the othet1 morning, when the lawyer looked up from hla paper and said: " My, that's a pretty girl over there in the corner.' "The clerk looked up from his. paper in his turn. Then he smiled. ' 'I know her.' he said. ! know 4ter welt.' 'Holy smoke, man. said the lawyer, 'If you know her why don't you go over and alt with her? " will,' the clerk answered, 'aa aoon as sh pays her fare"." Washington Star. ' Establishing- Rural Cre'dita. . if the bill for rural rred-lts, pow being pushed in the legislature, with fair prospects of passage. Is really calculated to provide a method tor co-operative banking among the farmers, U may prove of genuine service to them. One of the drawbacks to modern agriculture has been the difficulty of adequately financing the Indus try on terms that would permit the farmer to profitably borrow money. The proposed law seems to be fairly framed for the purpose, al though Its operation must necessarily be experl mental, and the safeguards that are Incidentally requisite seem to be amply provided. Experi ence will show in what way the law. should It be enacted, will require change for Improvement Properly administered, It ought to be of great benefit to the principal industry of the state. Considerable progress toward conserving human life might be mad by excluding "un loaded guns" from the family toy stock. People and Events Ur'a0 JM , sfla As aa opener In the cleanup movement any old rake will improve the eeenory. Arthur Johnaon of lloboken, an errand boy, waa willed It, 500 by a acrubwoman to whom h was cour- toous. Samuel Untermyer, the great legal champion of tha olatn people, operatea on Long Island a 0,009 chloken farm stocked with 1 birds. In spite of the regenaration of Philadelphia, off! rllly announced, a policeman aiscoverea a woman who borrowed a neighbor a ham to cook witn her cabbage." A New York policeman, dismissed for soliciting side tlpa. dropped dead on learning that he waa to bo reinstated. Eicesstvo fondness for a good thing Is a dangeroua habit. Rack In Greenwich. Conn., a fat1v Hi-rl- - against a husky laundress armed with a handy flat Iron. When tha amoke of battle lifted the burglar waa on hi way to a hospital. A Chicago girl advertises for a husband who must be a devout Christian and will wash tha supper dishes. It Is becoming mora and mora difficult for man to live up to the Ideal of enfranchised women In Chi cago. i Five stops for food aad drink In a day of ten hour la the dally round of Joy of dock laborers In France, as officially recorded. Occasionally at the end of tba work they are a.ble to roll In without as- la tan co. Ttie Joy Of living In Sing Sing 1 going forward by leapa. Warden Osborne haa added atarched shirts to th decorations of prisoners, dlaeatrdlng th gloomy brown shirt heretofore la We ' eeveet days a, week. For tho present tha taahtonAbl uplift will ha limited to Sunday. Owtr.g to tho danger of spread! oar disease, circus animals are to ba Inspected by BOTwmmect officials, and certain animals mUl not be allowed transport from atat to state. Th rvtLag U expected to curtail th meaacertea, but enough ef th shew will remain to Justify father in leading th klJs to tha main tent A aoor of ten "honeybuga" la recorded for the mysterious "Oliver Oaberoe," who waa brought Into th spotlight In New Tork by Rae Teoaer'a confes sion ot mistaken ideality. One ef th "honeybuga" sweetened Oliver's cake with a loan ef t-SO. which Oliver absorbed with eager seal and vanished from eibL ProhlhltloB aad the Taa Rate. OMAHA, April 7,-To the Editor of The Bee: The Anti-saloon league's fake factory, parading under the name of the temperance society of the Methodist Episcopal church of Tope k a. Kan., through Its publicity bureau offer to furnish plat matter to th newspapers of the country, and tbelr latest sheet con tains tho following wilful misrepresenta tion regarding, the effect of prohibition in West Virginia. It quotes from tho statistics! abstract tha average tax rate In tho different states for 1919, which tax rate for West Virginia Is particularly low, being Sft-WO cent per $100 of assessed valuation. Mind you this la for 1913. Then It roes on to say, "a csirful reading; of the table show that prohibition la the greatest tax reducing agency," thu brazingly attempting to deceive the pub lic, knowing toll well that prohibition did not go into effect in West Virginia until July 1. 1914. Then It goes en to ahow that tho tax rata In Nebraska la $4.?r per tll on, as sessed valuation, knowing also that the assessed valuation In Nebraska I only one-fifth of th actual value; so that $4.37 on the assessed amount meana only en-flfth,of that on actual value, or 8fc cents par tl$0. or a trifle less than West Virginia. . Now the real effect of prohibition In West Virginia, according to recent dl. patches from Charleston, W.-Va., la that tho state is "broke," and that a mor atorium . has bean announced. . . Being without funda State Auditor Darst haa suspended the honoring of drafts. The main cause Is the loss of more than S90 annual revenue from liquor license. Measures before the legislature provid ing for other klnda of taxation to cover tho deficit were voted down, so that the governor vetoed a large part ef tho appropriation bill. Including that sup porting the state mlliUa, which will therefore cease to exist State officers from tho governor down will not be paid for probably three months. State build ings under construction will be halted. On top of thla comes tho refusal of Juries In that tato to convict for viola tlons of the prohibitory law. Po that al together West Virginians win not bo much impressed with the benefits derived from prohibition, . notwithstanding the Anti-saloon league's publicity sheet, which by such misrepresentations brands all other Information contained therein as unreliable and mendacious. Can and should any cause built on misrepresenta tion auc ;eed ? A. L. METER. Tired of Wooster. GRAND ISLAND, Neb.. April 7,-To the Editor of The Bee: I hav been a reader of The Omaha Bee for tba last thirty years. I take it because I like It, and by reading It carefully one can keep well posted. In all that time I have had very little fault to find with the makeup of the paper, or th opinions expressed editori ally. One thing, however. X have found very tiresome and that la the various items that hav been contributed by "Wooster." Tour space la too valuable to surrender to such lejtters as he usually contributes. . T 3. Want Twe Mora Commlasloaera. SOUTH OMAHA. April 7.-To the Edi tor of The Bee: It seems to me that th best way out of tho problem Jn regard to giving the annexed territory repre sentation in the city government of Omaha would ba for tho legislature to amend the Omaha city charter ao as to provide for tha election of two additional comtilssloner by the annexed cities and towns when th consolidation Is com pleted. In that way there would be nine commissioners Instead of seven and Justice would at the same time be dona the annexed part ot Omaha, It does not seem that nine commissioners would be too many for a city of 3no,0o0 population. Have th charter so amended that 'the two additional commissioners would be elected on tha fourth day of May. If my suggestion Is followed I : doubt. If there would be more than a few hundred votes cast la . tha election against the consolidation with Omaha. By follow in mis ptan a great aeai or. money would be saved that would be spent In case th election for th whola city of Omaha la postponed. By allowing the annexed district the two additional com missioners It would create a feeling of good wtil all around. F. A. ANONEW. Cosaaaerelal Hlah Rchoola. OMAHA, April 7.-To the Editor of The Bee: Tha provision for a ' anew Com morciai iiign scnoot in tna bond our school commissioners ask us to vote raise the question. I not th need of It ao doubtful that It ahould be yeted on separately? Th stem of education, as all know. Is vigorous mental drill, and surely graft inga of specialties that choke It should be shunned. The high achool, above ail. ahould toughen tho soft brain-fiber re ceived from the grammer school, which one can't conceive of a commercial high acnooi curriculum doing without de feating Its distinctive purpose, because a sufficient inclusion of toughening studies would leave' Very little time for tba Study of commerce. A thorough course In economics would be a prime toughener, but no grammar achool grad uate could bore into that It he could, why not have law and medical high scnooia ror the craws or grammar fledgltnga? But thla Is reductlo a4 ab surd urn, and there la no escape for tha Commercial High achool from facing this dileiua. to be commercial only In nam by having enough toughener. or to be feeder of a thin mental gruel, mixed ef instruction In accounting and atenog : rophy, seasoned, possibly, with a weak extract of commercial law and contain. ing about aa mucn toughener aa a sheriff's soup. It can't have It both ways. Most boys dislike school. They cant see the use ot ao much of it. They would Jump the traces and run free In the world of doing things. The commercial high schools captivate them aa ahurt cuts to their heart's deal re. There'a bo doubt they can be filled, it built, to turn out yearly a great griat of undrllled boys. Inescapably doomed, . aa they struggle through th world with a kit of th moat rudimentary mental tools, to at best a life-long drudgery of gin-horse tll-paU emptoymenta to naked truth th Commercial High school Is Just a thoughtless good fellow, wishing to serve, but only getting In the way. Let's aquar to thai and not put up a new, but kick down the old Com mercial High achooL 14 the honorable, th hoard of achool eornmkwtoaers, hav u vote on whether this will h done, not on whether we shall hav two Instead of one to kick down when we com to our aenaaa. W belle lq the dbtiotereatedoeaa ef at treat th majority ot our aclioot coin muurloar. and we rlwtmi them ta hope of their giving ua a theroogh cleaning, of their hanging authoritatively over tho doorway to our tmf1 of learn ing on their retirement tl-ont - efftc, "Swept end Garnished." But her Is a sweeping that If they have their way, will go, not into th dustbtn. but Into th Incubator. KNOTT ABITT TADDIE. LUTES TO A LAUGH. "Get a yard of material to make trm tumes fur those twenty-five chorua gtrla" "But there are twenty-si girls In the Chorus." "That'a so. Get a yard and a half." Louisville Courier-Journal "The new family who bar Just moved In have something In their llvss they want to hide." "Whv do yoa think eo?" ' "Because their hired girl ta deaf and dumb." Baltimore American. KABIBBLE KABARET AS MENPU. MMStf AY53 "HE V.HO lAlfcS LAST su ter Ranjcln The editor ef a wester paper aay h Is going to adopt the policy of jectTve'? IK oc,etr I"" without ad- Phyle-llnrpossible! He might aa Weill try Jo ' mlnate the capital I s from th po. v..-,w.umiv.u Aviir,jn, "Tour boy aald that when he 'got to town he was going to tell some of those ci.,X,f?,k. here they get off." ...v r'P'led Farmer Oorntaaset. that a what h.'t irin' !-. on a street car." Washlns-ton Rtsr. 'Whv At. .it - " " .-- m.i.w . i.rnr, n wr weir imm.?r jtrtjr hau tturin th Me!, wii. r weatn4rr "Hrt thsil'at sat. at aTa.... . thalr flit BHrl VaTal . a.h- a . - J . ' July and AuViuTWud" tr MstMlf miis rvH. .1 ... . . . tha wings of a bird. Miss Charmer? Sh (decidedly) .Indeed. T do! I need sow trimming for a new hat badly l- LHe. THE GENTLEMAN MTJCXLJi. Collier' Weaklv. The gentleman mucker eornee eut from . r ia fijnmi JLh'A n'fUst roller clothes. With the leg of his trousers nicely creased And the classiest sort of hose, lut he changes his tweeds for overalls. v tur iiaunoi Sinn. And down on a level h works like the Shoveling copper dirt! For he I a (rentleman mucker Who's learning th miner's trad, v ho acta a an ore-ear trucker . And nushes It un tha ar-ada W haa ta sweat you bet, to get The wagea that he I paid: But he' learning a let la hla new em ploy The gentleman mucker's "Quit Come Th day's work ends and the miners troop Toward home or a near hotel. - And the gentleman mucker cat bis soup A.na nis ponernous steax aa wsu; Then he tumble out of his flannel shirt And hla muddlfied overalls. And away be roes In his evening clothe jaaKing a rouna o csuis: For h Is gentleman mucker - - In th swellest of 'happy dud. In his nobbiest bib and tucker Hi shirt with its arleamln- scad. At night all right he a handnom atgHL TM gayest ot gay young oiooosi The hostess's "pet and the ladies' Joy, The genueroaa. muoKer s wuit om Bovl . . I. Wkmim...-.. . t-m MALTED T..ILK The Food-Drink for s!l As Rkh mirk, eWtaJ grain, la powdrT form. For Infants.iavalUJ and growing chOdrea. Pur BatritksstUpbuildingu whole body. In vigor a to nursing rsmhera aad th e4Y Mora healthful tbaa tea or coffe. Units yoa my KOKUQSCS yom msy 479I m Subrntltrntom CElllGirVAXLEOf AUTURAGITE Tta COAL THAT SATISFIES . Morelleat V y . Lets Alb No t -v Smoke AaJc Your Dealer. CI , HlACHES )kiiuaanda of men and wnmen anffee fenae headaobea every day, other tboueeads he Seadacbe every wee er every mouth, and still e Uirs av baadaebe occasionally, but not regular tnSsrral. The best Doctor Is ones unahl to find the eauae ol many el these headache, and ia moat other eases, knowing the cause, a oe not know what will remove ft, so to give S penaaent cure. All be eaa do Is to preaorlb tba usual shl reliever, which giv tempera r? relief, but th headache return a usual, aad treatment Is again aeosssary. II yoa sufler front heartaches, on matter what their nature, take AnU-kamnla Tablets, aad th result will b satis. Isntory In to birtoest dear. Tou can obtain then at all drot siaM In any qosotity, loo worth, Re worth or mora. Ask tut A-K Tablets. SICK-HEADACHES t4eah.thBtntsrabis ot R tk peats, nees tea terrors wbee A-K Tablet ar taken, when yoa letl an attaok eomlng on, take two tablets, and In many esaea. the attack will os warneo on. a-hfibs an swacs aaae mm A-K Tablet every two sour. The rest and cow. tort which toUow, eaa b obtained In so other CamfiM A-K TrntUtt iesr tht m At V drnttUH. San Francisco HOTEL. SUTTER . Th. leading flrat-slasa Hotel ' er 8an Franciaeo which has not raised It rates. ' Rooms from SI. 10 per day Up. Direct car line te Exposition.! " Bend for booklet . and room chart showing pnee of vry room. . r 8 Ycllovvone Park1 Destination San Fnuicisco, From Omaha and Return . . . . $50.00 From Lincoln and Return - . . $50.00 From Council Bluffs and Return - $50.00 aa Blaga atay Tea Isolated wltaont extra aharg. Going trip via "GOLDEN 8TATB ROUTE" through Kansaa. Oklahoma and: Texas assail iishriixs iiA e.a a At Corona, N. M- panhandlea At Tucumcarl, N. M-. one begins to enter the enchanting Southwea tna nignest elevation as reaenea s,Ss feet above sea level. Among th numerous tntereetln trip irora Aiamogoroo, m rat an. velt Dam; ic scene en rout are Cloudcroff, on free lde id th old Mextean City of Jaures. acroe the tera; Tucson and Ban Xavler mission: Roe river: Douglaa and the great smel laruni. Du at Tama: ML Lowe: Del Monte; Santa Barbara; tha Big Tree and Toaetnlta Valley. Imperial Valley an Oalton See; lm Angeles: Return trfp Is via the Feather River Canyon that mighty rift of th dreamy Sierra Nevada, which run for ninety spectacular mliea. It follow tha fainoua old trail of th overland emigrants along tha Humboldt BJver. The route from the Pacific elope of California Is via tha hlstorlo Beekwlth paaa over in rierrm oavaua inruusn wnicn enierea m rorty-ntnera Just be- iur reaucning oaii m.m tna raw eniara lua great. Ball Beaa mile th road bed la laid upon white solid salt Her for thirty At Salt Lake City an opportunity Is given on to viett tha Mormon Temple, Salt Air Beach, Cottonwood Canyon. Leaving Salt Laks tha rout ia via Cm tie Gate, Olenweoat Spring. Canyon of th Grand River, Royal Goraa and Canyon of th Arkansas. Colorado Springs and th Plka'a Peak Region. Tickets carry ninety day return limit, and stop overs at pleasure are given on both going and return trips. For further infonnation, and descriptiva literature, inquire of J. S. MclTALLY, Div. Pass. Agent, W. 0.,W. BuUding. World Motor Bike Free wt A rictor of tb btrycl will ba U Tba very day. Oat tbtn ail out and aak your friends t savw tive picture la Utelr paper (or yoa, too. So bow many p-cturea you ran get and bring then to The Jio afOca, Saturday, Arll 10. The bicycle will te given Free to the boy or girl that sends us the most pictures before 4 p. m, Saturday, April 10. Eabscribers can help the chil dren in the contest by asking for picture certificates when they pay their subscription. We give a oertif ieate good for 100 pictures for every dollar paid.