THE BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY. MAUCII 1'5. 1915.
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Thought for the Day
57eff by Elitabslh W. John!
Our birth is but a sleep and a forgstting:
77m $yul that rises Kith us, our life's afar,
Hath had tlstvhsrt its setting,
And comefA mm afar:
JVot tntirs forgctfuliiess.
And nntin vtter naJcsdnsss,
'Jiut trailing cloud of glory do ire cowe
From God, vcht is onr hmitt. ,
Wordsicortlt.
Gorernor Morehead's chance to make a
record with hla veto pen is yet before him.
King Ak-Bar-Ben will have to look to his
laurels in the reflected light or the Knights or
the Full Moon.
But why should any newspaper, supposed to
voice. the sentiments of Omaha, stand in the
way of Omaha's expansion" . ...
Everyone In Omaha is for 'The City Beau
tiful." And please observe that the city has
been becoming more beautiful year by year.
Speaking of team work,, with two such live
organizations as the Omaha Commercial cluii
and the Council Bluffs Commercial club hitched
to double harness, the progress would bo still
fastef: ., ... ..: .
'
' The tide of American export business now.
averages $5,000,000 a day above Imports, and it
is still rising. The brightening sittuUon war-,
rants putting more vim in U the slogan: "Talk
business, do business."'
OfHccrs or the Electric Lighting company in
sist that the proponed three-appraisement plan
puts them at the mercy of the city. We think
i' Is the other way. But no matter which, it
looks like buying a rosily lawsuit.
Appreciative Belgians have picked the site in
Brussels where they will rear a monument com
memorating American generosity. Owing to
circumstances beyond their control the pa
triotic project will not start at once.
New Jersey naturalists are amazed to find a
stranded squid with forty-two-foot tentacles. If
the Jerscymen wish to see some classy tentacle
let them come west and observe the sheriff of
Douglas county reaching for Jail pudding.
' The German minister of the Interior has am
ple warrant for emphasising the tact that none
of the enemies' armies have yet set foot on the
soil of the empire. This is a fart of too great
weight to be Ignored in calculations of the war's
duration. ,
No doubt .if the railroad managers put th
l nest Ion up to congrere in the sweetly modul
ated tone heard iu state capitals? the honorablo
lawmakers.' who .touch I'nrle Barn for tO cents
a mile, will concede the moderation of two-aud-a-b!
cuu a mile and grant the appeal.
Here's the kind of a public-spirited citizen
to have! "Brother Charley" Bryan announces
that unless someone elae exactly to his liking Is
offered he will himself file as candidate for
commissioner in the coming Lincoln city elec
tion. The question, therefore, resolves Itself
into this: Can anyone suit "Brother Charley"
better than be suits himself?
(fjjhsrtn
letrrmln4 to ! Ma anxious fil -t.t fc tai a
aext tu tl. on. f'r W V V il , u im. ,n-
atatvxi la rip um aaily a flft) -. tn. h I'Klua.ik
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tier, mni Mr l-aln i.rtW4 Ml r inlIiki
of ih Wile i'M H Ma a niwi. ts nriimr
feeirs Barfunii4 ftv. Mr Mofwrll A eturftwoi
art r4 tn -m at IKe houM 4 Mr.
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inauvti, Ml lar lh t.
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Let Us Remember.
I)ppite world-war dlsturbsnres and Indus
trial malingering, evoryone competent to psts
an opinion agrees that Omaha, In the hetrt of
the most productive corn and wheat belt on te
globe. Is In as Rood, or better, position to catch
the uptrend as any other city anywhere. Let
t:s remember, however, that no city can forge
ahead without united effort intelligently guided.
Omaha has been, and Is, divided by sharp differ
ences of opinion on a number of public and
feml-publlc matters of local Importance, and the.
danger Is that these divisions may become so set
and so antagonistic that the various elements of
the community that phould be pulling together
will be pulling apart for no other reason trm;i
mutual antipathy.
The Bee wants to suggest again that every
one who Is living permanently In Omaha, or in
Greater Omaha, has his future Inseparably
bound un with this city; that the progress ani
prosperity of one cannot be detac hed and sepa
rately enjoyed: that ir people are going to live
together they must work together to produce
desired results whose benefits nil share. If
Omaha is to hold Its own and continue to grow,
we must continue to Induce 'more people from
abroad to locate here, -and to attract foreign
capitalists to Invest more money here. Let us
remember, too, that the only sound foundation
on which bigger things ran be built is the foun
dation of reciprocal confidence and business
stability.
These remarks may sound like truisms or
'latitudes but they have a particular applica
tion to conditions In Omaha right now.
The Fall of Przemysl.
For the allies, the capitulation of 1'rz.euiyl
is for many reasons the most important of tho
later events In the European war. It comes nt
a time when it cannot fail to have a stiffening
efrect on the morals of their armies In the field
and their peoples at home. In this way Its
moral value Is likely to Te to them equal to Hi
stragetlc value. Trzemysl was one o( three great
fortified towns In Galllcia, on which Austria de
pended to defend the empire from attack u;'
Russia. Temberg fell into Russian hands some
months ago; Przemysl is now given up by the
Austrians, and only . Cracow remains to guaid
the way.
, .In their usual frankness, the Germans them
selves will probably not depreciate the loss of
this stronghold or the need growing out of It
to increase their efforts to offset. But while
they will doubtless admit that by opening a way
lor Russia Into southern Prussia, the taking of
Trzemysl has made the task of Von HIndenburg
more difficult, they will count Just as confi
dently upon him proving able to meet tbelr ex
pectations. Call to the "McKinley Men."
' The call to the "McKinley men" sounded by
ex-Senator Root to again rally and relieve the
country from the incubus of democratic incom
petency is not Just sheer sentimentality. It
rests on history on the fact that republican
policies, as exemplified, not only under McKin
ley, bat under other republican presidents from
Lincoln down, have meant progress. The great
est and most substantial growth and develop
nient of the country has been brought about
under the applications of these policies.
' Three times In the last half century have the
people, In the midst of prosperity, listened to
the promise of the democrats, and three times
has the country fallen upon adversity coinci
dent with the change. Democratic theories of
government have operated every time to dis
place confidence with distrust, to put the brakes
on business and to disarrange where they did
not actually destroy American industry.
"McKinley men" are the true progressive);
because they make experience their guide, and,
while not afraid to take new steps, are caeful
to choose the way. They are the men who ral
lied behind Lincoln in 1860, who united to save
the country again in 1896 from silver inflation
and who will again revive that system of gov.
ernment which begets prosperity and permits
all to share in it.
Sounding Abysmal Depths of Infamy.
Dally disclosures of the trial at Indianapolis
of Terra Haute democratic politicians show a
most astounding state of corruption. Nothing
over brought to light in this country haa ap
proached it, nor does fiction provide a parallel
for the Infamy exposed by the witnesses, as they
recount tho proceedings had tn the name of the
law at the Terre Haute election. These tales of
registering dogs as voters, or repeaters who blis
tered their fingers pulling the democratic lever
and of similar feats of criminality, would be
aiuuatng, were they not tm serious.
And now the progress of the recital Is vaaed
by melodramatic effort to thwart the course of
Justice by methods as flagrant aa the abuse cf
the privileges of lectors at the poll. This
amazing effrontery on part of the criminals hss
aroused the indignation of the Judge who Is
presiding at the trial, and be promises that the
ciffendrrs will be brought to a reallxation of
thulr situation.
Nowhere haa the Interference of ederal
courts with affair of the atate been more
roundly denounred than in Indiana, and to-
ahete bu that Interference bvt n more needed.
But even he block of five" of forty years ago
waa rvuaonahly fair hen compared to modern
I loonier democratic ways of producing a ma
joilly. Store Another for the Army.
VteMera proi'e ar (amitlar alth army le
gend, bavins to tin with dl!ns with the In
diana, aud are ala rdy fur another chapter
if the rotiun. That It why they UI i-Uuni
the latt acromplitbtumt cf Brttadier General
a-xitt. Ali-ae aud unarmed, be ent Into the
catrip of Ike hoKtlle I'lute. ani Jitet laikrj Iheri
lal urrender and ubntUion It ta another
of Ibe brtskt pol la lb long t-r of the d.al
It.c betaeen the army and lh- ln.l:a tieaera!
rnvtl aad IB I'late. i-aeral Autr aa4 It."
in,, k fret, Ctfeeel M.l-a and lb Aaacbet, (ia-
ral Crawik aad is Houi-li( lit it a loag c-s.
hut m iftrident I a (-rHf t La t h I lt at rut
of the I kii !! ft"l luen , f e, .al r
thai aJe t-.r ',-fr, ra'rei ttkaa (t-r ere fiul
1 lr( ai4 II i al 'l . t f.'.l. tw ih 1
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I f III
Bg TIOTOm BOtrfTATZB.
WITH reference to the late William Wallace, T
believe I am entirely within the bounds In
yln; that next to hi Ufcwork as a hanker,
whii h had first claim upon his energle, he devoted
more time nnd thought to our public llbrnry than to
anything e!o outside of the family circle. He took
a pride In hi sen Ire on the library board which only
those associated with him understood. Ills most lust
hi! Uhor for the library ws In connection with the
instruction of the beautiful building which was to
be It first own home. In which It was already
houeed when I was appointed to the board. Nfr. Wal
lace waa already one of tho old memlers a charter
member, I believe and as vice president was second
In rank to President 1-wls f. Reed. We served to
gether for six or sevn years, when he retired, after
which I remained a few year loncer, but he kept
up his personal Interest in the Institution right along.
When I went on the library hoard In the
other eight colleagues were: Lewis B. Retd. William
Wallace, Frank I- Ilnller, P. I Pcrlne. F.lljah Dunn,
T. K. Kiidborough, Mis Klliabeth E. Poppletnn (no
Mrs. Rhannon), and Mr. Claire Rustln Molntoeh. It
was fated for Mr. Perine to be first to answer the
call, and I attended the funeral of F.lljah Dunn only
a few week ago. In those daya Mr. Wallace was,
according to my recollection, the most regular at
tendant at the meetings, and always very positive In
whatever position he took on matter that tame be
fore u. When literary odds and ends were offered
"donations" by folk whf wanted to unload old
Junk, he never hesitated to record a polite refusal.
At the outset, Miss Jexsle Allan wa the librarian In
charge, and after a ort of interregnum following her
death, the place waa filled by the late Benjamin II.
Rorrow. who subsequently made way for Mies Edith
Tohitt, the present librarian. In the Intermission
the position of acting librarian waa taken by Miss
Margaret O'Brien, to whose dentil I referred to very
recently.
Ex-Oovemor Georga f Sheldon, who I here from
the southland on one of hi perlodlo pilgrimage to
hi old haunt, la a little mora portly and a little
more matured tn look than when he wa acclaimed
'tl4 hoy governor of Nebraska," towering above all
round him. The tone of his voice when he tell bow
glad he I to aea hi old friend, and how be hope
some day to he relocated In this vicinity, should pre
pare it ag.tlnat aurprtao at having him again a cltl7.nn
of hi native ttato before many more year roli
round.
Along with a number of others, similarly favored
despite their residence on this side of the Missouri.
1 attended the annual dinner of .the Council Bluff
Commercial club, to whose auccea. from every point
of view, I am glad to testify. If Council Bluff had
had In the early day the same bunch of live wire
now galvanizing the bualneta battery over there, I
fear we In Omaha vould have had a hard time tn
pa our neighboring city, and get the lead on It
that we have. Although Council Bluffs' most dis
tinguished cttixeu, General O. M. Dodge, waa unable
to be present, around the board were seated the gov
ernor of Iowa, on of it United states senators, tho
congressman representing the dUtrlct, severul of the
state officer, and last, but not least, a former num
ber of the McKinley cabinet tn the penon of Lee lie
M. Hhaw. And what I most In point I that all of
them Impressed the disinterested stranger with tho
fact that over In Iowa big, brainy mem are put Into
the high official places, and accorded the leadership
In public affairs, and that this account more than
most people realise for the position of influence
which Iowa bold and ha held for so many yca
ainong th other tate. It no disparagement of
tha speaker on th program to say that the hit of
the evening waa made by Secretary Shaw, who wa
not on the program, but who "came back," with soma
keen aatlra and homely anecdote that Constituted
one of th moat forceful appeal for a sane treat
ment of bualnes I ever heard. Mr. Shaw told nio
he was eomlng west again In a few weeks, and In re
ponse to my urging ald he would try. If possible,
to arrange to "stop off In Omaha."
Twice Told Tales
Misapplied laaaetry,
A certain judge telle the story of a cigar manu
facturer and a banker'who were attending a Wagner
concert one evening. The program did not pleaae
thcni. &r,d they began to talk.
"Every man." th banker said, "wants to do
something outside of hi own work."
"Ye," assented the cigar manufacturer, "I manu
facture good cigar, and yet I have always wanted
to be a banker."
"You wouldn't be a good one. I am a successful
banker, but I always wanted to writ a book. And
now herea this man Wagner tried hla hand at music.
Just listen to the stuff ! And yet w all know he used
to build good parlor car." Harper's Msgaxlne.
Blll'a Aftertaoaaht.
Two tottery derelicts had just finished a repast at
Bethel mission one of th spreads that are being laid
out for the unemployed. They wer filled and com
fortable and disposed to reminisce of their experleac.
"Dldjo git a piece of that beef. Bill?" asked one of
the other.
Yep." aid Bill.
"An' dldle git some o' that soup?"
Yep."
An' coffee?"
"Yep."
"Couldn't o' asked for more, could J ?"
"Well. I don'no," said Bill.
"Well, what wouMJe of asked fer?"
"I wa Juki a-thlnkln'." said Bill, "that to maaa
that grub ret right In evary way. If we'd a just had a
little highball to 'a' darted It off with, there d h
nothln' a-tall now to kick about. Louisville Time.
Villa the Rrii,
An authoreaa of notne not In her day oac aaked
a famou editor to giv hi opinion on a book which
he Intended to p"hllh. In her letUr h sakt:
"If th work Is not up to the mark I beg you will
tell ma so, aa I have other Irona In th fire; ajid
ahould yol thin, thla not likely to euccead, 1 can
bring out something else."
Having read over aeverat page of Ih manuecrlpt,
that editor returned It atth lb following brief remark.
"Madam. I woul.1 adtta you la put thl where
your Irona are " I1ttburgh hronl.-l-Tletaph.
People and Erents
i;e.rai lunula told for a praoiiuui le I uMiai
bittrr Thr 1. " liu Sid net hr:nk ibe t ef
ioiii t a ll ai way
M iry,i.l, aloi.S In Alia:il.. ,. are toitr
vtMii aotk i traar. that ai In f'y V AmvfV.aa
.a Thr Htealn l-i aot I Ka( laeatr-thte
. a I . u tra-wta, f 'vun f ceftatru.-tMta.
Aa wlmii'T la l1iilW4t-i ! ft ht.ly M4ar
r.J ' Ma ' iM4at ! a leaeiry store last aeh im
retard llti) up a Mb ga trerlh of tlttine! At t
una lima Jv a V aaaiuahrr gat I'.lir a Mlt -r
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Jul. 11 f . 1 I "a -a4itu4 aa
tarv, bM t-blh fee a vale havg aa a foH
irv,t la h4 II Wa I know a H ttm4
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Hope for Drtt Vlellana.
OM.WU, Mnrrh ?. To the Editor of
The Woe: With your kind permission I
should like to address the drug victims of
Omaha and all over the state. I have a
story for their ears that reads like a
page out of the ' Arabian Night' Enter
tainment." ami yet every word Is abso
lutely true. L(sten!
Eight years ago my life waa laid wate
hy an unspeakable tragedy. The promi
nent physician called In he I one of
Omuhi'a wealthiest and foremost doc
tors thl very day liept me doped with
morphia for weeks, ."to save the brain."
little quieting pellet", which. Indeed, for
a time give surcease from pain, from
memory and anguish, but In their after
effects shatter the nerve center utterly,
wreck tho mind and ruin body and soul,
my kind friend, the doctor, took the
amount of his bill and left me to my
own devices.
Courler
"I would
"I would
'Tou would
out It
"How's
surance
Haven
said the
out some
Of course 1 knew nothing of the fatal
habit whose first link my doctor had
forged and riveted and which even tlien
held me enslaved, but from which, had I
been warned. I might hav broken. With
out the morphia pellets, the details of
"You
wisdom
the tragedy haunted me. Oblivion lay in
res,
"But o
that Innocent looking bottle. I took the
easy path, and when the pellets were
gone. It was easy to get more. Why not?
Haven't Omaha' drug stores for years
arid years, peddled the poison out over
their counters just as our saloons sell
liquor from their bare to all who have
the price? It Is needless to speak of my
horror when I finally awoke to the cold
voting In
think nf
'plain'."
"Mabel
looking
fai t of my condition. Time after time
1 have striven to break tho chain until
every nerve in my body was a shooting
agony and reason tottered under the
strain. But I never went back to th
one who first administered the Lethean
dose the distinguished Omaha physician
He had doubtless forgotten my case com
pletely. I waa but one of countless wrecks
of humanity that strew the upward paths
of nearly all physicians Juat a "dope
fiend" following tha line of least resist-
snra
No, none of us ar proud of our bond
we lock up the secret and guard It with
care. You see wo never get any real en
couragement to break away. The doctors
all say it can't be done. Bead the reports
of the methods now being used bjr the
city and county commlnnloner and the
Omaha branch of the Nebraska Humane
society. "Oh, they'll all relapse 4f they
ran get the dope."
.lust gu right on suggesting they'll get
dope and relapse and you'll undoubtedly
find your Ill-omened prophesy verified.
There's everything In suggestion. remem
berIt holds a wonderful power. Thank
God, 1 wa not reduced to the choice of
two evils suicide, or the long-drawn-out
horror, of tho "gradual withdrawal
treatment" which never Insures a cure,
but Instead fills up our ssylumns for the
Insane.
1 have taken an absolutely painless firs
days' treatment for opium, and I am
cured. 1 will never relapse. Any
physician that dares In future, should I
ever get down and out as I waa eight
years ego, administer morphia or any of
tho many forms of the poppy essence Into
my system, "to save the brain," will
have the blfrgett damage suit on his
hands Nebraska ever heard of. I don't
know, though, but I should hunt him up,
take his favorite hypodermic plaything
away and shoot him so full of hi favorite
Panacea for pain that he'd pass stn jgtit
way over the "River Styx" whr.re atf,
such craso, self-opinionated medical sticks
rightfully belong. Anybody Interested
enough to bunt up the advertisement In
The Bee ran get futl details of the treat
men and the terms from theaa noble
Christian doctors.
There are dozens of cases like my own
all over the city, ready to teatlfy to tha
marvels of this modern miracle. And yet
hero Is our "triple alliance" city com
misalon, board of health and human
society working overtime and sitting up
nights probably, giving "withdrawal
treatment" that requires anywhere from
two weeks' to three months' time, and by
their own showing fulls after all. Forth
love of common sense, wake up to the
wonders of healing working every day
right here In Omaha. Investigate the
latest scientific discovery the guaranteed
five-day drug cure swift, sura, harmless,
painless and never falling.
What If our doctor do say It can't be)
done. I am a living testimonial to th
certainty of thla cure today, and there
are thousand beside me who wilt prove
the tame. Tho craving never return.
after yiu take this cure, and none of
those so treated ever go back to th
habit, unless a leading physician happens
to experiment on one of tham In an at
tempt "to save the brain." I 'wish they
would give the same attention to the sul
that they do to the brain. Won't some.
body please get busy and rai soma
money to bare the ''dope fiend" turned
into good cltlien by thl quick, aur
method? Or will It be cheaper to Just fill
ip our aylum and Jaila with the
derelicts after th "triple alllanea" finish
their interesting experiment? I am giv
ing you my name, addre and phon
number a a guaranty of good faith.
CURED IN FIVE DAT,
Slaarf Is f Ptla SMla.
OMAHA. March !L To the Editor of
The IVe: In your account of tha lecture,
of Mary Antln you report her aa having
sail: "The private school la not a meoac
to the actio.. la. It la a menace to the chil
dren who attend th private achoola. for
they drn't get a chane to n Americana"
You the speaker placed parochial
aonle tn the aaine cla,wtttt piivat
achoola
There were nine hlMrert tn our family,
five 'f ahoin re educated In Ih public
hoi and four In the paioa htal achoola.
Wr 1 .i.a'ly cllierrd around tho fireaida
on an -i'al b.a. and . wer neer
a ante of lb fart I hat anine of u r
Uin Iramel n a rhion that was nH
.Vnve-I, an My children are in f't. John
a, hnwi al Una momrM and I baliena Hi
latemea' ef Ma,y Im.a or an nat !
wha dares to a ISat th training It-ay
re etMn it Anaartaa I lh bo-
Altar l d bMfi ani ea hlwrdka tn
ba a IK itaiabtMvawd alfc la lav
tard at la the IWu .ma a Uwaa aw
t.-.l Iba ic-ifclV- Kai. athat tn
para, Uil a. haU t (a tha a serai
twJ la tlr fa. 4 If br t ai
d ftTa Is tr-m. a far aa lamr Awn
KM " a nitM. I ulttat la aa H
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ptty It was raining so, and what do ye J
think he answered?"
"What?"
"That a everything else wis so is har
mony with the decoration. It w lucky
th bride carried a hower bouquet."
Baltimore American.
THE TILLAGE AUTOSJOTH.
Bobert Love, In Ft. Louts Republic,
t'nder a horseless-cheslnut trse
The town garage now stands.
Bill Smith, who run th business, ha
Hath large and sinewy hands:
And the mnaclaa of his brawny arm
Are strong enough my land!
Hi hair Is crisp and black and short.
His face Is caked with oil;
Hie hrow I wet with grease and yet
I do not think he'll spoil:
He looks a fellow in the face
And chargeth for his toll.
A coughing sutomo machine,
It llmpoth to the door.
There something wrong about its
why that snort or nore
That issueth from In between
Its hinder wheels or fore?
Big Bill, the kindly autosmlth.
He take the thing apart.
And tenderly he monkey with
That automobile heart
I'ntll O man. of akilsome pith!
He make Ita pulses start.
The children coming home from school
book in at the open door.
They Ilka to see the autosmlth
Keclln upon th floor
Beneath the car and grunt, "By gar!
This carburetor's sore!"
Thank, thanks to thee, my worthy
friend.
For the lesson thou hast taught!
Next time I drive this old baehiv
I'll trr to not be caught
Ten miles from town with the t!r run
down
And the axis steel unwrought.
that rortly man with th prom
am Colonel Soandso. sah. n-
courtly colored gentleman ad-
what Is his business?"
bein' a coloneL sah." Louisville
- Jourf)!.
I were a bird," h sang.
you were." aald her husband.
go south for the winter with
corning me anything." Life.
business?" Inquired the life In
agent.
t turned a trick this week."
book ant.
fiame here, i ll tell you what I'll do."
"What?"
"I'll buy a set of books If voull take
lnsuran?e." Pittsburgh Post.
KABIBBLE
KABARET
Tr33C tatAS A IftMfr lAh IN SAVAAIAH
VMHO VtopKH) VMe,eVT H RAMA
For rwanct
wrw 5m)(SH tAiocvr; v tnc
m'yOEMON KEJAiER-'jOF rVWAcM!
used to ssv that you trusted the
of the plain people."
replied tlie eourtly candidate.
many charming women are now
my state that I could no longer
referring to the people as
Washington ftar.
Is certainly a great on for
on the bright side of thing. At
the wedding the other day I said what a
D
elicibtaSi
navor
Natural,
Salt-Sea
TT 1T1
in oysters indicates that
they have been packed
in their own juice; that
they are sound andwhole- '
some; that preservatives
have not been used. If
you would have the finest
oysters in the world, get
Guaranteed
Oyster,
They are put up in her
metically sealed cans to
preclude contamination
with foreign odors.
They are classified ac
cording to size "Stand
ards," "Selects," and
"Jumbo Counts," but
the size has nothing to
do with the quality.
Every oyster is guaran
teed. Order from your
dealer today.
Booth Fisheries
Company
Seafood
Branches in All Principal Citia
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