4 R THE OMAHA srXDAV liKK: KKBHIWRV '28, 1915. THE OMAHA SUNDAY DEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATEK. VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. The Bee Publishing Company. Proprietor. BEE BUILDING. FARN'AM AND BEVENTFENTH. Entered st Omaha postofflc aecond-clae matter. By malt per year. W 0 4 oo S.oo 4 "0 :.( TEitMfl or srnflORtrrioN. Ilf carrier per month. Dellv nd Sunday 6fco... Dallv without Sunday....' 4hc... Pvenlng and Sunday Evening without Sunday c... ?.ir.iy ne v;-" iV"::-". . Fend notice or. man t'l ii ; , 1rrrular1tr In delivery to trniaha Bee, Circulation I apartment. BEM1TTANCR. Remit bv draft, expreaa or postal order. Only two rent postage stamp received In payment of small -count Personal check, except on Omaha end eastern eichsnge. not accepted. OF fi "K. Omeha-The Bee Building. Pouth Omilu-ZnH N street, t'ouncll Bluffs 14 North Main treet. Lincoln- Little Building. i'hlrgo 901 Hearst Building. New York Room 1KW, M Klfth avnu. St. IohI fO New Bunk of Commerce. Washington ? Fourteenth Ht., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE". " " Address communication relating to imwi and edi torial matter to Omaha. Be. Editorial Department. JAMAKY SUNDAY t'IKCTLATION. 44,541 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas. Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The lire Fubllfthin company, being duly sworn, aaya that the average hunday circulation for thn month of January, lVH. l 44,541 DWIilIlT WILLI AMR. Circulation Manager. Buhcrthed In my presence arid aworn to be for me, thla 2d Any of i-Vbruary. Iir. ROBEIIT Hi I NTH II, Notary Public. Subscribers leering the city temporarily ahould have The Iloe mailod to them. Ad dress will be changed us often as requested. rabmary at Thought for the Day 5fcrat hy Irmnm Colt 71 habit of looking at tht bright title nf thingt it worth mora than a tfioutand a ytar. Samuel Johnton. Political robin are now due. Home rule In practice sounds the depth of absurdity when the elate legislature eanays the regulation of the hour of labor of Omaha fireman. An Intimation of probable economy In atate appropriations Is Interesting a far aa it goes, but performance la what counts on the scoreboard. About the most delusive notion capering In a brain apartment la that a fat man can sit on a fence without disarranging the creases of bis trousers. If there Is nothing to cover up In the busi ness of the Metropolitan Water board, why the , fierce opposition to an official examination of accounts? Peace advocates might give their theories practical exercise by Intervening in the merry vocal war of the railroad commission and the attorney general. Democratic lawmakers candidly admit that they have forgotten their pre-election pledges, and have appointed a committee to search, for them. The next thing In order ! to hold the forgeterieg to the performance. Colorado mine owner admit a strike loss of $1,250,000. The state of Colorado expended a like sum In militia maintenance, and the strik ing miners an unknown amount of contributed cash and two years' labor. There Is no visible offset to the losses. All Is pure waste, springing from tyranny that knows neither reason nor Jus-tlce. The decision of the federal supreme court la the California oil land case puta thousands of oil land grabbers out of business and restorea 60,000 acres of mineral land to the public do main. The ruling Is a sweeping condemnation of speculators, who took a long chance at over throwing the executive acta of President Taft The thundering guns of the allied fleets fir ing oa the forts of the Dardanelles awake the echoes of romance and tragedy with which ancient Hellespont Is Invested. The Importance of the operation rivals any undertaking in the wsr, and Its final success in opening the gate way to the Black Sea will write 'finis" to the bloody history of Turkish power In Europe. The Church and the Home. Some weeks ago Omaha was thoroughly scolded because of the fact that It had no "home life," because the parents of the community were neglecting their children, and were remiss la every way, and it was necessary that the state step la at once to protect and perpetuate the Christian home. This scolding was done by the president of a cult whose purpose it Is to forward the "weirare movement." How little it was deserved Is shown by the remarks of the local president of the Sunday School association which concluded Its sessions In Omaha during tbe week. He said: The Sunday acboot uaad to be reg ardad aa a child laaUtutloa. Parent ud to say, "Oo." Now they are saying more and more. "Come." The. alert, wide awake Sunday school U not necessarily tb tu.lsy cnoot. put it u tn entnualaatlo school. Very recently The Bee published the moat reliable figures available on the church growth la the United States, which showed a most en couraglng atate of affairs so far aa the progress of religion Is concerned. The Sunday school figures show that In nine years attendance has increased four million three hundred and thlr teen thousand, bringing the total up to mora man twenty-two millions. These figures, which are furnished by tb church people themselves, together with th statement that adult attendance on Bund school Is greater at thla time than It ever was should very effectually answer the allegation I hat tbe Christian home in America la dvi -'. and Omaha, despite all assertions to the " "'ry, is a city of Christian homes. Retrievinj" an Historical Crime. ! If the Rim nf the allies succeed In pounding i open the Dardanelles, It will be the culmination of an "ffort that has been postponed for almost POO yearn. Since the middle of the fifteenth cen tury the Turk bus held closed this gateway to the east nfcnlnst Christianity and all Its forces, .ichn Flsk, In his "Discovery of America, " pays the greatest crime ever committed against clvlll ratlon was when the Christian nation of Europo permitted the Turk to fake and hold Constanti nople and thuH command tbe avenue through I vhlch the traffic of the East and West then passed. The course of civilization turned on this from East to West. It whs beneficial In that It hastened the discovery of tho American conti nents; yet they would have hen searched out be ause of the restless spirit that as then awak ening in the early days of that new birth of cul ture and enterprise through all Europe. (Jreen, In bis "History of the English People," ascribes to the fall of Constantinople, and the consequent spread of Greek learning among the western people of f-.irope, much of the wonderful changes In all the social activities of the later fifteenth and sixteenth centuries which brought about the great reforms In society, politics and icliglon. In thla way was the calamity turned to something In the nature of a benefaction. Xeltber Oreat Britain nor Germany may take any credit for the maintenance of the Turk In his cotnandlng position at Constantinople. One or the other of these great powers haa Inter fered many times In recent history to keep that capital from falling Into Christian control. The ways of the European politician are not always Inscrutable, but sometimes they do pass under standing, and the selfishness that withheld as sistance from the Byzantine emperor 600 years ago finds manifestation today In the terrible war now In progress. It finds an exigency of thla war the necessity of opening a passage for Rus sian grain, rather than any purpose to advance civilization has led to the bombardment or the Turkish forts on the Dardanelles, yet It will be of incalculable benefit even at this late date should the matter finally result In the per manent opening of the passage. Modern Prison Methods. Much has been written in the last decade about reforms in methods of handling prisoners at the several penitentiaries, "(rolden rule" wardens have been told about from time to time, their humane treatment of men In their charge has been extolled, and results achieved have been set forth in considerable detail. When prisoners were sent out without guard to build roads and do other work In the open, it was thought the last step had been taken, but now conies an Innovation. The warden of the peni tentiary at Leavenworth last week permitted fifty-five Inmates of that Institution to go un guarded on street cars to a hall uptown where they gave a minstrel performance, and every one of the fifty-five returned to the penitentiary when the show was over. On the same night. the prison band from the Jollet penitentiary, unattended by sny guard, furnished the music at a large religious mass meeting. These are pretty large straws, and certainly indicate the direction of the wind. Modern - rlHon methods are applied for the purpose of bringing out whatever of good may be found In a man, and criminologists pretty generally sgree that some good may be found In any man. ay A Study in Police Methods. Raymond B. Fosdick's work on "European Police Systems," just off the Century Press, and published by the Bureau of Social Hygiene, has In It a great deal that will be of Interest to the casual reader, but more tlat will engage the at tention of tbe conscientious student of social science. It la of especial value because of its authoritative character, and is worthy of perusal If for no other purpose than to become more familiar with the contrast In methods prevalent in Europe and In the United States. Mr. Kosdick says his studies disclosed the uniform Integrity of tbe European police. No where In Europe did he discover any sign of what in America la euphemistically referred to aa ''the system." For this he gives several reasons. First, the fact that police administra tion thera is a profession. Tbe head of the police, no matter what his title, is a nian well qualified and clothed with ample power, in London, for example, the head of the police force has abso lute control and authority, and from his de cisions in the matter of discipline no appeal lies. A second reason assigned for the Integrity of the European police Is the careful selection of the men who go to make up the rank and file of the service. Third, and of more particular Interest In the United States, "the integrity of the Euro pean police Is aacribable to the fact that they are looked upon aa protectors of law and order rather than as guardians of public morals." On this point Mr. Fosdtck says: There Is Uttla attempt to make a particular coile of behavior the subject of general criminal UglsU Uon. Tho hUh moral standards ot a few people are not the Jeal requlremetita of the sute. Tho police are not oalled upon to compel conformity to moral standard which do not meet with general pub He approval. They are not asked to enforoe law which from th standpoint of accepted public haMt or taete are fundamentally unenforceable. How different is this from our present prac tice. And how much of police corruption now complained of la the United States Is due to the fact that our policemen are called upon to rigidly enforce laws that are "fundamentally unenforceable." Technicality and Progress. "Technicalities sre brakes on the wheels of progress," said a speaker at the opening dinner at the Hotel Fontenelle, and went on, "unfor tunately our courts sre most diligent In apply ing tbe brakes." This remark did not fall with as much force as though It had been uttered under different circumstances, but It is, never theless, fraught with truth and Importance. Technicalities have been magnified by tbe courts into obstacles tbat not only retard, but absolutely prevent progress. It Is not desir able tbat precedent be set abide, or that due or der be Ignored, to penult the forwarding of any plan, because real progress ruut be made la orderly fashion. Yet It would be wall for courts and laymen alike If much of the purely technical could be eliminated, and a little more of real progress Injected Into the procenaes whereby our laws are tried and determined ay TiOTom aoiiwitxa. THK d"nlh of Martin iMinlmm freshen memories ot early days when he was active In the community, and to mo rea!ln especially his part in my first Initiation Into puhli; life If fwrvlre aa a pntcc In tha fmHhn city council in th" ently 'NOh can te meily tertm d puMIc life. The l'inhamii lived a block went of us on r"nrnmn street-Junt about wlv-ro !ce Huff's auto place In now lo "atcd -only It stood t.n a tetra -, even then hitch above the street. 1 remember my father broa hlnir tl" s'iblert. when I waa about It years old, that a boy miaht aa well learn aomethlnu practical (lining nm of his play time. "It wouldn't hurt you at all to attend the council meeting once a week and see how they transact bust nee there" la about the way he put It. "You could be ilralcnntcd as a pae and make yourself useful at the samo time." The pronpect of novelty brought my ready ac nuleaccnce and I preaented myself duly In the council ehamlwr aa directed. Ko It. happened that a resolution wa offered by our councilman from the Fourth ward. Mr. Dunham, appointing mo pajta for that auarus!. body, to si rve without pay, and aa far aa I know for an In definite term. And the "renolutlon by Ininham" could doubtleas tie f'ivjr,d spread tion thn record! If anyone cared enough to hunt It up. I continued on the page Job for a year or so. My onerous duties consisted chiefly of gathering In the paper and documents and carrying them from the councllmen'a deaks to that of the clerk and running abort errands In and out of the building, principally to procure chewing tobacco. The meetings were hdd In the "lty Hall, a ramshackle two-story frame prevl oualy known aa Redlck'a Cliera House, located at the corner of 8lxtenth end Kartmm. exactly where tho beautiful new United States bank building ha been erected. The other Fourth ward councilman. Homer Hull, waa the presiding officer of the council, for which J. J. U c. Jewett ("Hhlrt Collar" Jewett became of tho expansive collar ho constantly wore) wa clerk. At that time Champion H. Chaae waa mayor of Omaha, the police force waa under Marshal It. C. Outhrle and the fire department headed by Chief John H. Butler. Mr. Dunham waa probably the moat Influential mem ber of the then council, whoae roll call Included, among others. Charlea Kaufman. I. P. Hawaii. C. C. Thrane, I. 1,. MeOuckln and Tom Da Hey. It waa at the funeral of Harry P. Deuel, who ws another of the neighbors of the days t am recalling, that I last saw Mr. Dunham, and his face beamed with satisfaction, as quite a number came up to greet him and to tell him we were glad he waa able to be out. While In New York I dropped In for half an hour on the Inveatlgatlon of the public Service commission, which waa being conducted by Will Hayward aa coun sel for the leglMlutlvo committee having the work In charge. It looked oa If "Colonel" Hayward, aa every body call him now, was practically the whole thing. The sittings of thn committee were held In the council chamber In tho city ball, a spacious and ornate room, with seal a for probably zf) to m, and every seat filled with Interested apectatora. The proceedings are much more formal than with our various Investigations. A member of the lubllr Service commlsaion was tindr fire on the witness stand, trying to parry the queatlors poured In on blm by Hayward. who loomed big lo th foreground, nurrounded by asslHtanta who fed In the ammunition as called for. Occasionally one of the leglalatlve committee would Interpose a query, but for the mont part they observed an attitude of keen curi osity. Hayward had put the Public Scrlce commission er In an awkward hole by showing that their Inquiry Into the sensational subway accident last month had .mlaaed the real cause of the trouble. It waa the gen eral opinion that the Incompetent y or Inefficiency of the commissioner had been ao conclusively proved that they were all due to be ousted by the governor and supplanted with new appointee, and also that Hayward would have ono of the place for himself. The Job carries a comfortable lltUo alary of 15,uQ0 and lasts for six year. If not aoonor disturbed. It should be explained that theto are two of thee com mission In New Tork atate, one with Jurladlctlon over the public utility corporatlona In New York City and the other over the public service corporation up-state. The latter ha not been under legislative crlticUm and acrutlny. By coincidence another Nebraskan. our one time dlatrlct judge and later supreme court commis sioner, frank Irvine, la a member of the up-state com-mlsslon-so there 1 possibility that Nebraska may be a dominating factor of both of these Important admin istrative board of the great Empire tate. A suffrage novelty Is propoaed for Pennsylvania, where a votes-for-women campaign I about to tart. The surfraglat have a aoheme to emphasise tholr color emblem by planting yellow flower everywhere aad thua to make th whole atate look like one big, yellow bloom, apreadlng the feminine fragrance that la expected to unbend the men to a liar the ballot box. I noticed one of the big- stores In Baltimore con ducting what it denominated "an exposition of manu facture" by Installing In the varlou department a live exhibit of the actual work of making tha artlclo or garment on aale. It M presumably arranged by co-operation of th different manufacturer, front whom tha regular supply comti, the machinery and operator being loaned for the occasion and special pain taken to explain It all by placard and personal direction. While auch an exposition could, of course, be much more eaally assembled and conducted In a center of largely variegated product, yet It struck me a quite feasible on a smaller scale for Omaha a a change from th made-ln-Omaha how. with which we hav from time to time been entertained and instructed. People and Events No Relief in Sight A family on the north aide of Boston have several children, but only one the eldest 1 a boy. The little lad grew used to lister, and longd for a brother. Th boy waa 13 recently, and the house waa rather upaet In anticipation of something or other. Th father waa buy and th son had to lft the aahca and tak care of th furaac. At thl Juncture a nurse appeared on th scene, and two day later he cam to the llttl boy. j'What do you think you've got." h asked him. A baby brother," fairly gasped th youngster. "No. dearie It a baby later." replied the nure. "Ooh!" groaned th youngster, "must 1 always 1ft these aahea?" National Monthly. IWgjt f, , ,,,,11,., .J An account la given of a brilliant and fantastic katlng muerde ball held at th C!no. presided over by J. C. Klltott as king of th carnival. Boiu of those there and costumea were Ma-nie Power, tamborlne girl; Charlea Patrick, down; Nellie Moyer. little fraud with doughnut; Will Coon. Imp; Harry Sharp, netrro; Stella Mount. Kat Ureenaway; Orac Wlthnell, French peasant; Charles H. Oatton. ht Jacob; Urac Hlmeboush. belle of the rink; I. V. McDonald, midshipman; Mo Coon. America: Giasi Tremaln, shepherd (Irl; J. B. Iounaberry. dude. On the program ot the thildn Fleece society at the Bt. Mary Avenue Congresational church were literary number by Miss Agnea McDonald and Dr. Ha"htt; mualo by Mlsa Boulter and Mr. James Hollow ay. Kevel Krance and Herbert Roger. Thoe who took part In the charade were little Kennedy, Mabel Shreve, Mlsa 1-onibrtso, May Burn. Jav Northmp. W. II. Scott. W. It. Jarvie. While th tableaux was put or, by Mr. Dr. Conner, J. F. Holloway. V. H. Hall and Morrl HalL A wl attended citlsen' meeting dtacuaaed charter amendments with A. B. J one presiding and 8. T Woodbrldg serving aa ascretary. Mr. Iw Plxley, head salesman la Branch A Cei's oommiaaton houx, la rejoicing over th advent of a bouncing ' aby boy at hi house. W. A. Kelly, foreman ot th Republican of flea, was hld up at th corner of Tenth and faro am Friday night. Ha boldly drew his rvolvr and frightened tb hold-ups awy. Nevada dig considerable precious metal out of the ground. Tho ret of the cir culating medium 1 dug up by th six months' rule. I'rIIhs. Tex., award "the menest crook medal" to the housebreaker who stole the burial clothe of the oldest In habitant of the city. Much depends on how you feel about It. A New Jersey hermit who lives on la cents a dav Is a contented with his lot as the fellow who ducks a limousine hill. Man's Inhumanity to woman occasion ally does the boomerang act. (.Jeorge Costa of Aurora, 111., was soaked In court for J5 becaua he objected forcibly to his wife warming her cold feet on the mall of hi hack. Wouldn't that Jar ou? 0 A shining exhibit of economic efficiency la revealed In a divorce bill filed In court t Flndlay, O. The complaining wife avers that ber husband In thirty-five years of wedded life gave her a total of 5 cent In cash. There Is no danger of his dying of heart enlrgement. Court are supposed to solve difficulties, not to make them. Yet a Missouri court revoked a divorce granted to a woman because she married again within the vacation limit fixed by the Judge. A the divorced huahand also remarried, the court, unable to mend matter, passed up th offense ss "Judicial bigamy." A gentleman farmer Is defined by the commissioner of internal revenue a "a person cultivating or operating a farm for recreation or pleasure on a basis other than tho recognised principle of commercial farming, the result of which Is a continual loss from year to year." Tills brand of farmers are also entitled to tho pleasure of coughing up an Income tax. An echo of trie interminable Thaw case bobs up In a libel suit entered by At torney Oenerat Woodbury against th New York Tribune. When Thaw wa turned aver to New York atate by the federal supreme court the service of Attorney Jerome were dispensed with r.d the case taken over by the attorney general. To , certain coterie of Croth rmltos thl was considered an unpar donable offenae, and th Tribune Im pugned the motive which prompted the change. Thl Is the basis of the libel suit, tor which 120,000 damages I asked. SIGNPOSTS OF PROGRESS. The horsepower represented In the auto mobile of thla country I mor than K,fi0.noo. A Scat t tie Inventor life preserver re semble a diving suit in that It com pletely envelops a wearer and 1 water proof. A portable metal roof, made In sections, ha been patented by a Kansan for pro tecting hay stack from rain. Nevada again wa the greatest allver produclng state last year, followed In or der by Idaho, Montana, Utah and Colo rado. Chicago lead cltlea of th United State In concrete building construction, with Seattle In second place and Philadelphia In third. An Englishman ha invented a machine for redressing worn wooden paving block at a rate of 1.000 an hour so that they may be used again. Moving plcturea are used in a school of Mectrlo railway employes In Ixis An geles to ahow how all sort of accidents occur and how many ot thera can be pre vented. In a Costly watch that ha been made for exhibition purpose there I a wheel that make a revolution only one in four years, operating a dial that ahow the years, months and day. The Ixng Island railroad hopes to save $20,000 by equipping Its ferry and tugboat with oil-burning engine. Th cost of making th change will be Inconsiderable. The United State of America I by far the greatest ateel producing country on earth. Germany come next, with Oreat Britain third. Th figure for 1910 (the latest at hand for th moment) show this country to b equal In ateel producta to both Germany and the United Kingdom. TABLOIDS OF SCIENCE. French scientists have found that rub ber, unlea kept In perfectly dry air, la ubject to the attacks of microbes. Alum added to th last rinsing water of th starch whan cotton garment are washed, 'will render them fireproof. An Italian priest who has Invented many wlrelesa device ha succeeded In Intercepting message with needles thrust Into a potato. Wireless telegraph waves are propa gated along the aurface of the earth with a velocity slightly less than 18.000 mile an hour. Native of a province In India have succeeded in breeding egrets In captivity and In obtaining plumage four time a year without Injury to the birds. Portable wlrelesa apparatus, which I carried in an automobile and can be aet up to work over a radius of M0 miles is twelve minutes, ha been adopted by th United State army. Star photography ia on of the moat tediou operations known. In some cases the exposur of th plate must last for several hour. During; all thl time both tbe plat and telescope must be moved o that the Image of th star will be tatlonary on the plate. A almple teat tor watered milk la In general use In Germany. A wall polished knitting need! I dipped Into a deep ves sel of milk, and immediately withdrawn In an upright position. It th sample 1 pur, kim of th fluid will hang to tha needle, but If water ha bn added to th milk, even in small proportion, th fluid will not adher to th needle. W0MIN S ACTIVITIES. MUSINGS OF A CTNIC. Even th egotist may bav th wool pulled over hi I's. Th man who ha no Imagination never fall In love. Silver and gold don't rhyme, but they mak a pleansant Jingle. Th vial of wrath ar frequently poured out la family Jar. Many a man wastes bis time telling other people not to wast their. Ulfe i a gam In which on man's push I pitted again! another man's pull. It all riant to bellev only half you hear; but th trouble la to know which half. Magnifying glasses are part of th equipment of reformers ia their search for vice. Th elf-mad ma might aometime ex ercise mor car la selecting hi ma terial. tot of people ar aiwaya giving advice who apparently hav no us for It them- Th first woman lawyer In Australia is Mis Anna Brennan, who recently tried ber first case, wearing a white dress, over which wa a black robe of the pro fessional barrister. Naxlmova, the actress, ia said to have mad her maiden speech recently on the subject of suffrage, the occasion being the celebration of the birthdays of Dr. Anna Howard Shaw and the late bus&n B. Anthony. There Is likely to be another exciting presidential election In the Daughter of the American Revolution ranks when the national congress meets In April. Twelve of the twenty-three vice presidents gen eral. six of the nine acting officer and twenty-three of the forty-eight state re gents are said to have endorsed the can didacy of Mrs. Story. No new teacher are to be appointed In. Chicago this year. If the ruling of the superintendent. Mr, ffila Flagg Young, holds. Last year there were 20.000 pupils over the preceding year and If there are that many this year they will have to be divided among the teacher, and natu rally they do not like that at all and have protested against the order. Mr. D'Arllne Holcomb jnt Bowling Green, the county seat of Pike county, Missouri. 1 said to be a Jill of many trades. She i a road oiler, a transfer and 'bus manager. United States mall carrier. Standard Oil agent, and. besides, he I a perfectly beautiful and well groomed woman. When her husband died and left her with four children an! his transfer and 'bu business she Immedi ately took It up and afterward she did the first road oiling In Pike county. There I n effort being made in the et to organize the girl In the country, and within a year one organisation en rolled 1.200 farmers' wives and daughters Into home economics classes. One woman said that before her girl had been or ganized In the neighborhood club she used to get up In the morning, get breakfast for them and then help them off to school. Now. doing the work la part of the club requirement, and they insist upon getting breakfast and doing th work before they start to achool. SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. AROUND THE CITIES. Dubuque municipal budget for 1!15 amounts to J4U5.171. Manhattan. Kan.. Jars negligent house keeper by showing them photographs of their back-yard rubbish heaps. Rat catchers have been retired from the municipal meal tub In Philadelphia because they eat up their cash allowance before the end of their year. Ds Moines' street car company reports a noticeable decrease ln income, which Is equally attributed to Jitneys, bad weather and wet street in a dry town. Although New Tork I carrying a stag gering load of debt, the city comptroller reports that It has a borrowing margin of I19.0x).ono for 1915 without overstepping the debt limit. Word come from Wichita, Kan., that flocka of crow roosting on neighboring farms are accused of carrying the foot and mouth disease to two herds of cat tle on adjoining farm. Albuquerque Is putting the finishing touche on sixty milea of fine road con necting the city with L Grand Quivers, and expect a largo run of automobile tourlet down that way next summer. The little town of Waukon, near Ia Crosse, Wl., succeeded In popularizing a debt-paying reform, calling for tha settlement of bill once a week. The Idea Is spreading to other Wisconsin cities. QUAINT BITS OF LIFE. The Laplander who marries a girl against the wishes of her parent may be severely punished. John Wellman, aged 8fi, testified that he never rode on a street car In hi life, although he ha been a resident of St. Lou la for the laat fifty-three years. Making half and half mincemeat of a cow: Advertisement of a Sheffield (O.) bakery eays, "In order to have a good supply of fresh meat for the manufac ture of our plea we kill half a cow every week." A workman ln a Detroit factory, aort Ing some boards, wa aurpriaed to find on with a well-defined Image of a dog'a face In the grain of the wood. The face wa outlined by the peculiar formation of the core and knota ln the wood. While digging potatoes in Hope, Me., Arthur Hobart found one 12x15 Inches In circumference. In which was a mouse nest containing one old one and four little one. The skin was left on the top like a trapdoor. 1 St. I.oui Republic: OmRha will be v1 Hed bv Pilly Sunday In September: It H a serioii.- state of nffnlis when towns can only he saved by one man. Indianapolis News: Treacher have one advantage over editors. The public gen erally doesn't come in and advise thetn how they sball conduct their pulpits. Brooklyn Easle: A revivalist at Tale claims son student converts. He is a Calvlnlst, and tho foreordlnation doctrinn Is a great help in foot ball, where Tale needs most to mend thn fences. Houston Port: A North Carolina min ister says peoplo should go back to the old custom and hanir a "God UN ss Our Home" motto in their living room. We do not need a motto like that, but If any dealer has a "God Bless Oilr Board ing House" motto, we'll buy It. St. Louis Globe Democrat: The finan cial condition of the worn out preitcher can bo improved and It la the duty of the church to Improve it. If it were neces sary to do It at the expense of other church activities It should be dona. All the dictates of humanity demand It The men who havo borne the brunt of the battle ajid given their lives for tho church, without a thought of self, ahould not be left to die In abject penury. Men would not treat their worn out horses ao. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. "It is decided that a man's residence for voting purposes Is where ho eleeps." "Tbn I can't vote nt all." "Why not?" "Had case of Insomnia." Baltimore American. "Would you love me as much If father lost his wealth.' "He hasn't lost it, has he?" "No." "Of course I would, you silly girl." Minneapolis Journal. "Did you see that hussy who eued our son for breach of promise?" "I did." "What did she look like?" "She looked to me like a sonkist lemon." Judge. Clerk I'd like to yt a week off, sir, to attend the wrdding of a friend. Employer A very dear friend, I should av, to make you want that much time. clerk W11, sir, aft-T the cervmony she will be my wife. Boston Transcript. Rankin It takes a lone time to get anything through Re.inbrongtTs skull, doesn't It? Phyl I should say It does; that man will be dead and burle 1 before he ever finds out lie's sick Ycungstown Telc .ram. "Why do you live In such squalid quarters?" "So tliat any visitor may see at a glance that the prisoner have all tho lest of It." explained the warden of the prison. "You can't he oo careful theso days." ijoulsville Courier-Journal. "Now, Johnny," nld the smsll boy's father. "I don't want you to jret into any quarrels with the bovs at school." "I never do. I start right In by tell ing them I'm neutral. ' "And then I suppose they let you alone?" "No. they don't. Thev all pick on me for not taking sides." Washington Star. Mr. Manley Well, my dear. I've had my life Insured for' :..0n0. Mrs. Manley How very sensible of you'. Now I sha'nt have to keep telliim you to be so careful every place you go. Pathfinder. Flatbush When I came out of church on Sunday I found my horse fast asleep In t he shed. Bensonhurst Why, he couldn't hear th sermon from there, could he? Yonkeia Statesman. THE MISSOURI- Cameron Mann In the Century. I. Between low brinks of ragged clay The rapid river takes Its way. It heavy, tawny water flow A If their road they did not know; Swirl off In loop, spread out In lakes. Whose sandy shoals trail sluggish wakes. They gnaw away the tumbling banks, Mow down their leafy willow ranks; They dwindle, till the dust blows round Where fishes swam and men wer. drowned; , Then flood the bottoms miles away. Fence, barn, and house1 their scattered prey; But yet, far back, the hills remain Which all their wanderings restrain. II. O, mighty river, we mny e Our new democracy lit thee. No Rhine art thou, by cliffs beset. With castles on eachi parapet; No Thame, of placid, even tide. With grass lawna edglr.? either side; But strong, and turbid, and perplexed. By frequent whirls and eddies vexed At times an overwhelming fall Of brut destruction yet, through all iArge wealth hestowimr-graln and woods Upaprlnglng where onco swept by flooda. And so we know, whate'er thv force, trod' hill will hold thee to His course. 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