I ! ii; n ii 1 i 1 1 7 I' It THK BEE: OMAHA, HIIDAY, JANUARY 15, 1915. lilt; UJMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ItOSEWATER. ' VICTOR ROSEWATER, EDITOR. The Be Publishing: Company, Proprietor. TFE BUILD1NO. FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. KntsrM at Omaha postofflce a second-class matter. TKIIM3 OF" PLESCR1PTION. By carrier Fjr mall per month. prr ar. ytlv anil Sunder Mfl 0 T'sllr without Hunrtar.... e 4 00 IVenlnsr anl Sunday ..c 6 nn Kvenln without Sunday tha 4.00 P'mHay R only Mc.... 2.M Fn1 noting of rhn of address or complaint of 1rrnlsrltr la delivery to Omaha Brr, Circulation Irartraer.t. REM ITTANCK. Remit by draft, espress or postal order. Only two rent stamps received In payment of small ac count. Personal check, except on Omaha and caatarn exchange, not accepted, OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Bulletin. , Houth Omaha ails' N street. ' t'oiinrll muffs 14 North Main atreet Lincoln Little Hulldln. fhlca-o 01 Hearst Hullnln-. New York Room 1NW, JM Fifth avenue. Pt. Iiiile-603 New Hank of Commerce. Washington 726 Fourteenth BL, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Address communications relating te ne and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department DECEMBER CIRCULATION. 54,211 Plate of Nebraska. County or Ooulaa, a. Dwlirht William, circular Ion manager of The Be Publishing; company, hrlnK duly sworn, aaya that the average dally circulation tor the month, of Ieeemher. 1014, w R4.211. tiWIOHT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my rreence and aworn to before me, thia ?d dav of January, im. ROBERT llCNTKR, Notary Public . 1 Kubsoribcr leaving the city temporarily alionld have The Bee mailed to them. Ad dress will be changed aa often m requested. ys January It Thought for the Day SmUctmd by Thomat Kit pat rick. It teat not the Stoic$ ahne who "bettototd too mucheoet on death, and by their preparation made it more fearful." Ai Spinoza has taught, "the proper elxidy of a Kite man it not luw toy die, but hoto to live," and a long o$ he i' dis charging thit taek arirjht, he may leave the end to tale care ofitulf. The great guiding lami" murkee of a vit life are indeed Jet and timpk; to do our duty to avoid uteleee torrova to ac quiesce i the inevitable. W.'JS. 11. Leckv. I It is a wise monarch who knows hi victory when ha sees it. Judging by the score, the Douglas county delegation ran the pie baaes like professionals. A point of order on good terms with a pre siding officer again scores as an Impediment to vpeeeb. As soon as the Jobs are parceled out the pres sing affairs of state will receive consideration. Jobs first, duty after. But In the number of victims the earth quake at Rome Is several laps behind! the military-machine destroyers. One of the many paradoxes Mexico tosses at white-men is why a people largely vegetarians should develop a mighty thirst for gore. Well, If that's the case, as the cartoon pic tures it, we will have to prohibit aUo the ex port of picks and shovels to any country en gaged In .war. One small piece of the Nebraska legislative patronage pie goes to the bullmoose camp. Those bullmoosers know how to cash in ou their devotion to principle all right. The objections of suburban residents to leg islative annexation do not Imply any objection to enjoying the feast of good things Omaha pro vides. Unity and co-operation, are essential to progress. Prospects for peace at the pie counter are brightening at Washington. The White house chef and the senatorial waiters are telling their troubles to each other, a condition filled with hope for the famished. Thej inquiry, into the cause of subway acci dents in New .York City raises the larger ques tion why a community which builds skyscrapers for light and air should burrow through the -arth for means of transit. , In time complaining witnesses will learn that it is dangerous to tamper with police court propriety. Let ninety-nine guilty .criminals es cape rather than have one Innocent man dis figure the dignity of the court! Equal distribution of the financial resources of the country was the pledged benefit of the Federal Reserve system of banking. Those who feel they have not received their share might drp a perfumed note to the district distributers. The commltteei that have been considering; ch.art.-r amendments have agreed on aeveral recommendations .11. To employ Urncral Eatabrook to eatabllah monu menta to mailt boundarWa of the streets. 2. To enable the city to uh the lower part f Capitol avenue f.r a market house. I. To raise the aaiary of the mayor to ll.Ous and each councl mao to 8000 a year. 4. To cre-Uo the office of lty auditor and to make city clerk and marshal! elective. S. To extend the tin or paying for pavement from four years to nine years.) Word ws received from Cleveland of the dath there if the mother of Edward lloaewaier. editor of The Bee. City Engineer Roewa,ter and Frank Jtosewater. the flret two bavin, one to her bed.ld, aeveral days before on notice of her avrioua iUness. The county commissioners let the ' contract to upply lumber for Pouftaa county to the Chkaite Lumber company. City Treasurer Truman Buck has recovered from )iis UUe Ulije.s and 1 once more able to attend te bunlness. Harry P. Winter, the -cnli aalen.an at Iiewey 4 6tont . has Bone to bis old home mar JuanUta to !n4 a ftw caya. C. Hansen, manager of George fteimrod Srotery store, has com to t'hkaxu ta attend 1 1.- ..... - - vwainJuun The War and Our Basiiieu. The I ndlrd State aeenna to bet tarnlng Uio corner now. The Rrncral oi (nation 1 atill rOti fuaed and complex, hut it is distinctly more hopcfid. The total of oip crops is astounding In quantity and Incredible In value, the market worth of the year's output bHng calculated at some 4,7.V),fMK),000. Thla figure la not com prcrnnslble, hut it does indicate aolid prosper ity for the fanning state, deplt the loams by the cattle epidemic, and it doea give a real haul fop general hulnea recovery. The re- sultlng swing upward Is moat marked, of courae, in those section where the higher priced crop of liwt season were grown, as in Kanu, Nebraska, Iowa and the north weM We have and will have our losses and pains from the war, hat our national motto is "Ail aboard for 1015!" Collier's Weekly. ' Short Ballot for Commercial Club The Commercial club election just held has developed a new- form of ballot, which is, ap parently, an improvement on wnat nas gone liefore, but which Invitee still further improve ment. The purpose of the election was to fill sixty places on the directory, .for which 2i9 names were submitted to the bewildered elec torate. The division of the lists Into groups, with a different number to be chosen out of each group, doubtless relieved the pressure somewhat, but still left the ballot cumbersome and confusing. Let us suggest a short ballot movement for Commercial club elecUons. The thing for the Commercial club to do next is to elect its dl rectors for three years Instead of one year, and to divide them Into three classes, with over lapping terms, so that only one-third will gi out each year. Let the group system be con tlnued, if desirable, for choosing the twenty dl rectors annually by requiring the successor of each outgoing member to come from the same group. If the Commercial club is as progres sive as we believe It is, it will start the short ballot at home, and lead by its own example Making" War Photos Over in Belgium A, . Williams la The Outlook. n-aKTa? rkJa weT Resignation of Berchtold. One of the dominant diplomatic figures in Europe, Count von Berchtold, foreign minister for Austria, has Just passed Into eclipse, tem porary, maybe, but of great importance Just at this time. Count von Berchtold has been a most aggressive advocate of the Germanic as op posed to the Slavonic Influence on world af fairs, and especially has he moved for the ex tension of Austrian control In Balkan politics. It was through him that Austria Intervened in the settlement of conditions at the end of the war between the Balkan coalition and Turkey; he brought about the annexation of Herzegovina and Bosnia, and deprived Servia of the port on and Adriatic, and, finally, it was von Berchtold who sent to Sorvia the note fat set in motion the present war. That he should retire from the ministry at this time is one of the really note worthy developments of the recent days of the war. 'it is scarcely possible that von Berchtold resigned without having consulted with Berlin, because of the community of interest between Austria anil Germany. That he is to be suc ceeded by a Hungarian statesman is also sig nificant, for this may be taken as a sign that a better understanding, is sought for in the af fairs of the dual monarchy, If it has not actually been reached, and the cause for friction that might have led to serious dissensions between Austria and Hungary Is thus removed. If this be true, the position of the Teutonic allies Is strengthened by the move. That Austria would endeavor to adjust mat ters at home so far as possible to preserve the unity of the empire's fighting forces is natural. With the impending entry of Roumania and Italy into the war, It Is imperative that the Ger manic allies keep their lineup unbroken by do mestic disagreements. Earthquake and Battle Shocks. Under normal conditions, the earthquake that rocked Italy would be looked upon as a world calamity. As It It, the news of the disaster falls upon ears dulled by the din of war, and the significance of the occurence dwindles mightily iq comparison. The loss of life in quieter times would be appalling, but the total looks very small when set alongside that of a modern battlefield, a few minutes' work with the great engines used by the armies brings about more havoc than Is charged to this trem blor. Man has lmproed on nature's methods tor destruction of life and property, and what ordinarily would cause tremendous excitement is nowadays accepted as a matter of course. Yet the news from Italy will not be heard with apathetic indifference. The sympathy of the American people for the Italians who have suffered loss will not be the less sincere be cause the destruction wrought by the earth quake falls something short of that accomplished by the armies in the field. 'Uncle Moie" Obeyi Instructions. Borne folks may be disposed to score "Uncle Mose" Klnkaid for being the only member from Nebraska to record himself in the house for the woman suffrage amendment after votes for women was so decisively rejected in this state at the polls last November. But "Uncle Mose" knows a thlng or two, and it is not to be sup posed that he went up against that roll-call blindly. Uncle Mose." it la true. Is a member of the Nebraska delegation in the lower house, but he represents more particularly his constit uency in the "Big" Sixth. While suffrage was beaten In the state by an undisguisable ma jority. It carried the Sixth district by a margin tp the good of nearly 3,500 votes. So "Uncle Mose" was merely execuUng the Instructions of the voters who re-elected him. Soms manufacturers balked at an exhibition of "Made-in-America" goods, planned at Cin cinnati, and the project was abandoned. It Is said the objectors feared to have their a ods known as American made. If the reason given is corntct, the objecting, manufacturers stand self-Indicted for marketing goods under false labels. The seuator's newspaper makes the start ling discovery that the secretary of state does not want bis prohlbltion-of-amia-export bill fussed. Aow surprising, in view of the fact that the senator ts pushing his bill ouly to hu miliate and embarrass the secretary: THIS I another story or men of valor and of wsr. It concerns men In plain dress, not In uniform a tale of civilians, not of soldiers. In concern those men who so to the front armed with cameras rather than with rifles. The war photographer rarely comes to our notice. He Is overshadowed by the war correspondent. While tlx-re Is some deception, a 1 thaJI show, yet, ns u rule. Is is most difficult for the photographer to "fake his stuff." or to get It without paying t-.ie price. The correspondent, on the other hand, may be taking his war de luxe In a good hotel, and, priming with a glass of beer some wounded soldier from the front, may pump the fellow for a first-rate second-hsnd story. But the camera, refuses to record words; it confines Itself to deeds. Ro the photographers, like the soldiers, must hie themselves away to the front 1 first made their acquaintance as they were gathered round the tables of Qambrinus In Ghent. Their plain clothe stood out In contrast to the colored uniforms of officers and soldiers crowded in that care. Thlr little group consisted of an Island of Kngllsh talk In a babbling aea of French and Flemish. Though they were between the ages of and So. they had seen service In all the great event of Europe, and ev-o the globe. Stormy petrels', they were always In thi center of the whirling world. Like mot men who have seen much of the world, good and bad. they had ceased to be cynics. When I came in out of the rain with no other Introduction than a dripping ocr N coat, they took me Into their company and while 1 away the evening with tales of other win. At the end they invited mi to fill out their automobile on the morrow. AVith the British' flag flying at the front we sped away on the road to Termondc. In the outskirts of Ghent we met. a roving bsnd of Belgian soldiers who were In a free and rarelesa mood, quite willing to put themnclves at our disposal. Under the command of the photographers they charged across the field with fixed bayonets. wHrglad up through the glass, or standing behind the trenches, biased away with their run at aa Imaginary enemy. They-did some good acting, grim and serious as death. All except one This youth couldn't suppresa his aense of humor. Ho could not, or would not, keep from laughing even when he was supposed to be blowing the head off a German. He was properly disciplined and put qut of the game, and we went on wltl our maneuvers to the accompaniment of the clicking cameras until the pho tographers had gathered in a fine lot of realistic fighting line pictures. These pictures are "true" that Is, they are faithful to reality, giving Indeed even a better Idea than If they were taken right on the battle line. Leaving our automobile In charge of the chauf feur, w made our way over the bridge Into the city of Tsrmonde, or what waa onco Termonde, for it Is difficult to dignify with the name of city a heap of battered buildlnga and crumbling brick an ugly scar upon the landscape. A regiment of hungry dogs came prowling up the street, and, remembering the antics of the laat week, they looked at us as If wondering what new species of crasy human being we were. To them the world must suddenly have gone quite mad, and If there had been an aaltator among them he might well have asked bis fellow dogs why they had acknowledged a race of madmen as their masters. Tndeed. one could almost detect a sense of surprlte that we didn't use the photographlo apparatus to commit some new outrage. They atayed with us for a while, but at the sight of our cinema man turning the crank like a machine run they turned and ran wildly down the street Emptied bottles' looted from some win cellar were strung along the streets. To some they had been more fatal than the Belgian bullets, for while some of the German soldiers had been setttnr the city blaslnr with petrol from the petrol flasks, others had set their In sides on fire- with liquors from the wine f leaks, and, rolling down the street in drunken orgy, they had fallen head long Into the canal. Now German helmets still bring high prices aa souvenirs. Three boys who had crawled across trie bridge were fishing for these hap less victim. It waa not from any sentimental rea sons, but purely In the business capacity of local dealers in helmets and other. Grman souvenirs. We rot picture there: a picture of the Hotel de Vllle, the walls outside standlnr like a shell, the Inside a smoking masa of debria;Uhen a picture of a mitrail leuse ear which awunr Into the square, hrlnginr a lot of German bicycles, ewhnse riders had lust been shot down outside the city. The mitrailleuse also took a shot at an aeroplane, bussing away like a giant bee at a tremendous distance overhead, and was off again oa another scouting trip. t got separated from the party and was making my way alone when I waa startled bv a ahrn "Hello!" ringing up the street I turned to sea. not one of the photographers, but a fully armed Belgian aoiaier waring ma nand at me. 'Heller he shouted; are you an American?" I eould hardly believe my. eyes or meare, but shouted back; "Tes, yes; I am an American, Are your "You betcha," he replied, coming quickly up to nie.' 'What are you doing down here flrtting?" I asked. "What the hell you think Tm doing?" he rejoined. "Now are you really an American?" I queried. "Tou betcha,' he replied. 'Tin a Belgian reservist. my name Is August Ridden, I came from Warner. Wis., and Tm out here on scout duty." Been In any battles?" "You betcha," he replied. "Kill any Germans?" "You betcha." N "Do you enjoy Itr "You betcha." V "Any around hew now?" "You betcha. A lot of them down In the bushes over the brook." Then suddenly and with light gleaming In hi ayea, aa If overjoyed with such an Inspired Idea, he exclaimed, confidentially, "Come right down with me and you caa take a pot-shot at them with my rifle." He said It like a man offering a rare treat to his best friend. I wanted to exhibit proper aeet about this little shooting affray and at the aame time decline with thanka. So I said eagerly. "Now you are dead sure the Germans are down there?" Implying that of course I couldn't waste any time utiles the shooting was good. "Tou betcha they're down there. Tou can see their green-gray uniform. I counted sixteen or sev enteen of them." The thought of that slxteen-to-one shot 'mad my cheeks take on the color of the German uniforms. The naked truth was my laat resort It wss the only thinr that stood now between ma and my friend, dragging me forcibly down to the booktde. Bo when mauen asnei. " hat a the matter? You afraid?" I replied, "Tou betcha " The happy arrival of the photographer at thli juncture, however, veemed my fallen reputation; for a soldier ts always peculiarly amenable to the charms of a camera, and la even willing to quit fighting to get Ms picture taken. We poaed for our pictures, and then sst down on a battered wall while Ridden poured his story Into my listening ears. As a farewell token he presented me wtlh an epaulet from an officer he had killed and a pin from a Ger man, woman apy he had captured. I waved a flnwl adieu down the street, shouting out, "Be aura to come and see me In America when you. get backr The laat I heard from Ridden waa hi sure, confident reply "Tou betcha." I People and Events To cost of the world war to data ta figured at I.e0.O00.OJ0. The eoat ef killing seems considerably 'higher than the coat of Pvtng. The first ahake of tha political plum tree In New Terk'a elate oapltot brouarht dowa P00S worth of Jobs. AH dropped Into republican basketa. New York's subway system, built under contract and planned, entail oa outlay of 1364.000.000. Subways affosd the juiciest route to tha publie treasury. The Joy of auto makeia and of oil klnga la aot marred much by war. I it year there Vrre registered In the various stales l.SUS.Ml automobile, asautst Ltr7.t la wa Maapln Maxes Satirical. LINCOLN, Jsn. 14-To the Editor of The Bee: Governor Morehend's message Is a splendid example of terse, forceful Enirllfh. and a such .should be used In the public schools as a model. But It mot Interextlng feature, especially to the taxpayer. the demand for economy and efficiency In the conduct of the stste's business. One particular recom mendation submitted by Governor More head deserve consideration above all others, for It points the way for a more sweeping economy than ever proposed heretofore. Reference is made to his sug gestion thst the state establish a stste printing plant at the penitentiary and em ploy convicts to do the immense amount of printing the state must have each blennlum. If thl I done the state will be able to save from 120,000 to 110,000 a year In wages alone, saying nothing of the saving In overhead that must be chnrged against the state by private firm now securing contracts for state printing. But why stop with utilising the work of convicts In th mstter of state print ing? There are convicts In the state prison Just as competent to perform the duties of private secretary to the gover nor, clerka In departments, stenograph ers, deputies, etc., as there are competent to do the printing required' by the state. The state easily might save 12,000 a year by utilizing some convict's services ss private secretary to the governor. An other 12.5flO a year might be saved by giving some convict charge of the food, drug and dairy department, for It reoulrc less technical training and leas "book learning" to be a competent food and drug commissioner than It does to be a competent foreman or manager of a hugo printing plant There are Home pretty good bookkeep ers among the convicts. Why not use th-.-m In the state institutions. In the state offices, and farm them out to private employers, and in this wise way not only save the state sn immense sum In sal aries but provide quite a bit for revenue on the side? There are also six or eight Janitor at the state house whose services might be dispensed with and their places supplied by convicts. And will any one deny that amonr the 400 convicts there are enough capable of performing such services as are required by the legislature while In session committee clerks, ser-geints-at-arnis, custodians, etc.? Governor Morehead has shown u the advantages of electlnr a banker and business man to the position of chief cuuve or our fair state. A little in vestigation will dlsclos the fact that there are more bankers In our various state prison than there are printers, h?nce we have another avenue for the practice of economy. Let us aelect from among our convict-bankera one to put In charge of the executive branch of our state government, thus saving the salary of 12,600. now paid to Governor More head. With convlet officials In charge, and convict clerks to aaslst them, the tax payers may be relieved of a burden now amounting to a huge sum for salaries alone. Followed along this line, puttlnr convicts in charge of practically all of our state Institutions, save In positions demanding special education and training and we not only will have solved our Prison labor question, but we wilt also have solved to a great degree the problem of taxation. It doesn't require any more brains or time to make a good lawyer or doctor than It requires to make u equauy good master printer. With convicts doing the state nHntini- eqnvlcts doing the medical work required ni siaie, convicts handling h. routine or an the state offices and doing th clerical work of the legislature, we may soon be able to dispense with the iiacu, nutllnar ennvtrta i. .ire or our lawmaking. Then the only expense of the state rovernment will be merriy me board and lodeina- nf ell .-.. officials and employes. I rn..t Governor Morehead's message, so terse "u arammancai aa to leave no room for suspicion of Its origin, should he care fully read by every taxpayer. WILL M. MAUPIN. Wkat Fair Flay Demands. OMAHA, Jan. U.-To the Editor of The Bee: Mr. J. Duls raila me to task for mixing nationality with sympathy In what I said In a letter printed lately in The llee, but I honestly believe that I did nothing of the kind. I said prac tically nothing against Germany and I never set my feet on British soil. Only In order to be brief I did not stale that Americana should give fair play to England and to tl allies, too. It Is not fair play to reproach the alllc for bringing Hmdus.SAlgerians and Sengalcse to fight, while nothlnr Is said of the Turks with their holy war cominr In as the allies of Germany. Neither la It lair play to brinr up so often the spectre of a fancied Japaneae peril and to insinuate that England will help Japan to make war on ua. To seise on the difficulties between the United Bute and Japn in order to arouse more bad feeling in this country against Japan and England is rolnr too far In disregarding- President Wilson's advice. W. H. Taft and W. Morgan Bhustee said that Japan don't want the Phlllpplnea. Both they and Roosevelt said that we ehould rive- them their independence without any guarantee whataoever by e and without our retaining any foot hold In them," aa Mr. Roosevelt ex pressed. So, if the United States even wsnta to let go of the Philippines, what do they care If Japan holds Kiao Chew, Jap and Jalult? Moreover, aa they will have no Japanese Immigrants and they will enfoice the Monroe Doctrine, they have no moral right to Interfere In purely Asiatic affairs. "It Is possible after the cloae of this war," says Mr. Rooacvelt. "that Germany and Japan will turn up In cloae alliance." (Everybody Maja alnoh Mr. Dul. a many other do. re calla England's part In the civil war. I resiuict Mr. Duls1 antipathy for Eng. land on auch an account because he was Itvinr at that time and reraembera the sorrows and misery of those days but I respectfully ask him: Why should the Americans strll hate England for that, while north and south hate each other no more? The worst enemy of the union then was not Kngland. but the people of the south. That the people of the eou'-h believed to be right makes no difference here. Such black spots aa England's conduct during the civil war are In the history of nearly every nation. Let the innocent one throw the firt ton. Beaidea say that If England waa that monster of selfishness which somebody wants us to believe It la. la the civil war It would have destroyed the union and It could have dona It. pressed aa it was by louls Napoleon. to recognise the confederated state. England didnt do It In spite of the hardships cauaed in Ha mill towns by the lack of cotton. In the Interpretation of the loosely con trucled British neutrality laws regard ing the furnishing of commerce - de stroyers ta the south, the south hsd merely the benefit of the doifbt. We Jii'lee a man according to the deed for which we try him. not acocrdlng to what he did fifty years before. Let us do so of England, too. In this war. Mr. Duls think that British capital agitates most of the Ei.gllsh sympathy In America, but why," In rpite of this capital In the Anglo Boer war the Americana were ao strongly for the Boers? Because the Boers were right 1 say. In 1S70 they were rro-Ger-mans because they believed Germany a victim of French aggressiveness, and In the Rusto-Jnpnnese war they were pro Jspaness because thev I'toked on Russia as a bully, nosrvlthstanding tho fact that during the civil war Rusila was the best friend t,t the union. 8o In those three wars. Irrespectively of victor or van quished In spice of capital, racial tie, Influence, an alleged monopoly of news and previous gcod understanding, Ameri cana sided with the part which they be lieved waa right, and which 'really was mainly rlsbt. Can It be that the pre ponderating American sympathy for the allies today Is caused by any other reason? That public opinion In America favora England and the allies Is admitted even by the Cclogne Gazette. Regarding "Gowln comes back." I sav that I never Intended to malje that proud Gentile tip his hct to King George, as I never tipped it myself-that Ideas and truths are no monopoly of the men of sny race or nation, although haughtiness ndght he, and the.t ho should confine hia reading to publications openly engaged in fostering jare hatred ' and national prcjudk-es. CAESAR REGAZfcr. SMimO REMARKS. Editorial Snapshots St. Louis Globe-iDemocrat: McdiU He Cormlck has been doing solo work so long that it must seem a little odd to him to perform In choru. St. Louis Globe Democrat: A bigger navy and an enlarged army will provide Uncle Sam with a better system of pro tection against hla foe, but his friends will have to pay for It Pittsburgh Dispatch: Nevertheless there will be skeptical readers who will prefer to wait and see whether the Rus sian "crushing" of the Tunka wa not on the aame order a the -Muscovite "an nihlliatlrfn" of the Austrian armies. "Ten" IV,. h. -T K. gran my career as Ix-gree in an Uncle Tom troupe." "Oh." replied tbe Ingenue, who hs1 been peimlttei by him to pay for her own luncheon. "I thotiatit you mlRbt hav been one of the chunks of Ice." London Evening Standard. Grubhs Do you find that your wife can keeD a secret? lfiiKK- ll.tl i . ., t-i,. in 'k r.nuij, put eiie csn keep It going. Richmond Times Dispatch. Mrs. ITeavyswcll-I hear that German butler you liked so much has left. Mrs. Eppycure Yes; he complained' that tho rvnl, . v,. .1... neutrality when she served Irish stew. Judge, "He became run down from his over- 1 working himself at agricultural pursuits, j and the doctor, arivined a change of oc- : cupatinn. which Is why lie came hack to i town and set up as a fashionable dentist." ' "That'a no change of occupation. He's still cultivating achers." Bsltlmore American. A REGAL CONFLICT. Eva Dean. In New York Times. The sunset donned s shlnlmr robe: "Who else Is clothed as well aa I?" She proudly thought. "I alwavr wear The latest coloi of the jky." She glanced down at the quiet earth. So gravely garbed in green and brown, And saw-the saucy river there. Clad in a cjpy of her gown. " Indignantly her cloudy scsrf ' She flung aside, so n II could sea The splendor of her glowing gold And ruby bordered drapery. But straightway, from her bed below, The'latiKhing river flaunted wide A garment quite as elegant, rpieai broadly on her flowing tide. I The angry sunset, mortified, r uicneo crimson with embaras.ment ; But down beiow the river mocked, Still shamelessly Impertinent. Then, purple. In her stately rsge. The sunset's glowing visage grew; And atralght, the liver's dimpled face Took on an angry purple, too. No more could any sunset stand. She dropped her veil of midnight blue; But first she pricked some holes therein To watch the flippant river through. The river saw the tiny holes, With their .r.nln. h ...--. , "niuo UIIKIII, And scattered o'er her dancing waves iiisiijr a ium:ng, twinKiing light. So they contend, as they have done. For rr - mnr- Ik.- i , ' ,,. ,,vr. ....... n,mi nan Known little man. who, rtown below, .minus a.i me s conflicts are 1.1 own. Winter Trips to Summer Lands Reduced rate, round trip, winter excurs ints in the South and South east. Via tha dally to many poll Chicago. Milwaukee & St. Paul Railway Vla tkUa... Mobile Jacksonville Miami, Ha, Final return limit, June 141.18 t 41.18 50.8 372.78 S!n"fJ S62.28 Palm Beach $69 18 Augusta, G $43.53 Havana, Cuba $87.18 1915, except tickets to Havana, vuo. unmea to return in blx months from date of sale. Liberal stopover Privileges. Attractive diverse route tickets also on sale f fbA-hl,Cl.,wI1Lbe fwurD,she " application. Delightful tours i I 6 8t I.ndle8 South America and through the Panama Canal to san Francisco. v. T1re sP'nUl dally trains provide service of the well known high standard of the "Milwaukee" Road and connect It Ch'csJS call on "iddrMs"- P,nt8 SUth E88t' Fr partlcula" , ,.W. E. BOCK , C .F A.. C M. StV P. Ky.. 1317 Farnam St., Omaha, Xeb. rr i f w. sir- ' r l v :" "V ELIZABETH is to be given next, and she is one of the prettiest, sweetest dolls we ever saw. She has light hair and blue eyes, and is styl ishly dressed in the very latest fashion. She has a blue dress, blue hat and blue shoes and stockings. The little girl that wins her will surely be de lighted, j Elizabeth w 111 be given free to the little girl nndes 12 years of age that brings or mails us the largest number of dulls' pic tures cut out of the Daily and Sunday Bee before 4 p. m. Sat urday, January 16. Elizabeth's picture will be in The Bee every day this week. Cut them out and ask your friends to save the pictures in their paper for you too. See how many pictures of Eliza beth you can get, and be sure to turn them in to The Bee office before -4 p. m. Saturday, Jan. 16. You Can See Elizabeth at The Bee Office Boys' Skates Free O1 ' Cu " ,,,,lsaaa .j. . . j. jaaMipM- , - :rl -.jjasSsasr'L-' Barney Berrr- American Club, Mckei Plated. Tempered Welded 6 leel Biadea Suae te fit. is-iaieo. This picture of one of the Skates will be in The Bee every day this week. Cut them all out and ssk your friends to save the plo tures In their paper for you, too. be how many pictures you can get and bring them to The Bee office. The Ekates will be given Free to the boy that sends us the most pictures before 4 P. M. Saturday, Jan. it.