THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, JANUAUY 11, 1915. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSKWATER. VICTOR ROSE WATER, EDITOR. The Be Publishing Company. Proprietor. FEE BtriLDINQ, FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omaha postofflee ss second-class matter. TEKM3 OF SUBSCRIPTION. By carrier Py mull per month. per year. illy and Sunder e W T'allr without Sunday....' 6e 4 00 Kveiilng and Sunday V a.irt Evening without Sunday Jfc 4.00 Sunday Be only : 30c 2 00 Send notice of rharjre of address or complaint of Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bee, circulation leparter.t. REMITTANCE. Remit Vr draft eprca or postal order. Only two cent stamp received In payment of small ac count!. Personal check, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha Th Be Building-. Bouth Omaha 318 N street. Council muffs 14 North Mala street Lincoln Little Building. fhlcego-4Kl Hearst llulldlnjr New York Room 110. 6 Fifth avenu. 8t. I.ntile--M New Hank cf Commerce. Washington Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Address communications relating? to newa and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee, Wltorlai Department. DECEMBER C1RCVLATIOX. 54,211 State of Nebraska. County or Douglas, aa. Dwlcht Williams, clrculMtton manaaer of The Be Publishing company, hem duly sworn. Say that the average dally circulation for the month 'if Lecember, 19)4, was f. S 1 1 . DWIGHT WIIXIAMfl. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before me, thla 2d day of Jnnusry, 1K.. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. Subscribers leaving (he rity temporarily khould have The Bee mailed to them. Ad dress will be changed aa often aa requested. ft January II Though for the Day 5ecif by Ru. M. P. Dowling Some lias are poems, some his tories, tome probations, some mar tyrdoms, some enthusiatms, some pastimes. One: life is a vocation, another a revelation,' another a ro- mance, another a temptation; but all lives are mysteries, full of strange problems, of joy and sor row, responsibility and trial, beauty and defect, strength and weakness, each is a perpetual witness to the rights, the power, and the provi dence of Cod. Talk business, boost business: The war it a.000 mile away. The approaching advent of Roumania Into the world war foreshadow! a aatUfactory real estate deal in the near east. . In the interest of strict accuracy If should Le stated that the Ice harvest will not reach It maximum power until midsummer. "Youngsters for action, elders j for direc tion," is the rule In the new British armlob. The youngest of six corpt commanders la 63 and the eldest 62. President Wilson's picture of himself as "an enlmated conservative," lends vocal color to a post prandial deliverance, but It will not help the lalthful to realize on their hopes. People who Imagine that the United States wljl have a voice in the settlement of the Euro pean fracas should remember that belligerents are big enough to monopolize the conversation. New Jersey, the progenitor of long distance corporations, laments the Ingratitude of Its chil dren In falling to provide adequate parental sup port. A treasury deficit emphasizes the lamen tation. . "The republican party," saya President Wil son, "has not bad a new Idea for thirty years." A most ungrateful slam at the new ideas of soured republicans which gave the presidency to a Jersey man. Senator Cummins asks to know what Is to be done with the customs and other taxes gathered in during the American occupation of Vera Crus. Good democratic senators with pie in the pros pect are sot so Inquisitive. - Omaha's budget for the present year shows tin increase of only 146,000 over that of latt year. The self-restraint of the commissioners in that act Is the most fascinating picture of Innoceoce resisting temptation since 8t. Anthony tied from the Seashore. American officeholder who are forced to le go periodically must view with envy the new Bjsteru Installed in the young "republic" of China. To save the needless expense or quadren Dial elections. President Yuan Shin Kal extended his term of office to ten years. Even a China man knows when to push a good thing along. "Watchful Waiting". Personally Expounded. In his Jackson day speech at Indianapolis, President Wilson took occasion personally to expound "watchful waiting," at the same tlmo paying his respects to those who have not agreed with him in his policy. "Wood row sat back and chuckled," said the president, In the exuberance of his satisfaction with his work, "knowing that he laughs best who laughs last." This nth reference to the criticism of "his course. In de fense of that course, he said: "Now I am for the to per cent, which 1 none of my business and It la none of your business how long they take in determining It. It Is none of my bus iness, none of your how they go about the business. The country I their. The aovernment la tholrs. the liberty, If they can ret It and Ood speed them In getting- It It I thelra. And so far aa my influence K'3S while I am president nobody will Interfere with them. Which can only mean one thing, and that is the Indefinite continuance of the deplorable con ditions that prevail In Mexico. While the var ious leaders of murderous bands pursue their round of rapine and slaughter, so long as they do not fire across the borde they may murder and pillage as suits their convenience or op portunity without fear of protest or Interference from the United States. The state of anarchy in Mexico Is not an In spiring example1 of "liberty's glorious feast." It's end will only come with the exhaustion of the opposing forces, and outward Indications supr port the conclusion that that time will be either when there Is no longer any plunder worth striv ing for, or when no banditti remain to fight over the remnants. It seems too late now for the United States to be of any real sertire In Mex ico short of intervention, so we can only Join the president In "watchful waiting," but the chuckling over the sltdatlon will hardly spread far from the executive office, i At tb Unity cliyrch evening acrvlcea In tha opera Lev. Mr. Coupland delivered th. second part of hla l.ttur oa "The Future that awalta ua; or eternal progression. alls Mary Koelcky, and Joseph P. Mallander, formerly employed with 8. R Morae. and later witU WU Weatberg. l ave bcoin associated with A. Ixrnun. ar South Sixteenth atreot . MtM Annla Coyle 1 back from a week vialt la 1 rtrua. lr. V. teamood. of City Marshal Cuming's ataff, ' tendered bis real-natlon, and hla nitre will be by Jutn Tumbull. while AU filgwart move up to th i-bM'.ka if assistant Jailer. Mr. Deamoud bas e-pevte a aaiooo la the old MoGoogan place on Tenth street. Tb MoakaJ Cnton orchestra gave aa afternoon concert la Turner bajl, with aulo numbers by O. T, haurr end A. Bohr. I'lty Clerk Jewett was hurt evening arrained w fore the bar of VrNamara & Duncan, an4 In that )u)l Ul pusltlon presented with a gold watch enj thsin. Coumllinan Jloit.sU doing the oratory. lr Gcoice !. Miller, editor of the Herald, baa turned from his eastern trip. Mrs. Russell P. Ilarrlsun, daughter of ex-tiov ernor raundrrs. w ho has teen si-udlng the holUUye l.r Vr.iis. let oiiicd lo her ho ins In llelvna. ' Part of the Price of War. Dally the selling price of wheat mounts higher; the price of flour goes up with the wheat, and the price of bread follows flour. This is a natural outcome of conditions incident to the war in Europe, and Is part of the penalty the world must pay because of that war. The Interdependence of the world was never better or more forcibly shown than it has been since the armies of Europe began the march of de struction that still proceeds. While the United States is strictly neutral, it has already felt the shock of war In disturbed business, and In in creased taxation, and now is asked to pay an other installment on the total cost In the form of higher prices for foodstuffs. Just another exemplification of one of the many arguments that support the sanity of a world-peace movement.' The Mobility of Labor. At Indianapolis President Wilson- touched lightly on one of the great problems of Ameri can industrial life, that of the mobility of labor. He did not approach it from its economic sldi, but rather from Its political. The development of this country has in a great measure depended pon the mobility of labor, its facility for re sponding to calls from remote regions, where mportant enterprises were being pushed, and which could only be carried on under conditions that have finally brought about the problem of casual employment. , This phase of the question was used by the president as an Illustration of the possible efficiency of a government labor bureau, the demand for workers in the harvest fields of the west last summer being the Incident. The "manless ob' and the "Jobless man," are frequently widely separated and the diffi culty Is to get thera together. Organizations of skilled workers have provided for their own solution, but the man without a trade is at a disadvantage, the difficulties of which may only partly be overcome through tha agency of public employment bureaus, whether controlled by state or federal governments. American in dustry is so organized that seasonal employ ment Is really the determining factor in period ic unemployment, and the congregation In the larger cities at certain times of the year of large numbers of Idle men. Legislative enact ment or administrative Interference will not help this situation, for it is an economic and not a political question. With the growth of the country, and fur ther development of its resources and possibil ities will come the solution of the question. More stable conditions of enterprise ,wlll bring more permanently fixed conditions of employ ment. Until this point is reached, the readiness of labor to move about the country in large bodies Js a condition to be desired rather than discouraged. Money Back at Work. No better proof of the stability of Omaha's commerce and Industry could be had than the showing made by the local banks of their condi tion at the close of the year. An increase of $3, 200. 000 In deposits and an Increase in loans and discount of more than $600,000 within sixty days shows that money is not being hoarded here, but Is going back Into the uses of business through the normal channels. Along with this alga of the times other indications of healthy activity point to the continued growth and pros perity of the city. The building projects for the year are but one of many elements combining to support the assertion that Omaha is on the up grade In business and development. This country ha speeded up considerably In a century. When the battle of New Orleans was fought, the treaty of peace between the United Statea and Britain was fourteen days old and General Jackson did not know it until the mid dle of the following March. Nowadays news o' the signing of a treaty could belt the earth In forty seconds and paintings of the grouped slg natorles would decorate art galleries and museums In less time than l took to tell "Old Hickory" that the war was over. The Political Caldron Though pretending to keep under cover, the muni cipal woods are full ef patriot ready, nay, anxious, to serve their city as commissioner. Go Into any section of Omaha you will and beat the bushes and out will pop your candidates, patriots every one of them. They will even admit it. Manr Will tell you that the only reason tn the world they have for running la the rhanoo of giving their city the best administration It has ever had. And there are some good men In the field, oi m not so good. Aa already stated In this column, v.ry one of the present commissioner I a candidate for re-clcctlon and most of them will have to be reckoned with. Pome, of course, will b more formidable than other. There has been a lot of wild talk about how easy It will be to clean out "thl bunch." But the prac tlcal politician will not go about the Job that way. He will admit at tha outset that beattna "thl bunch" will require ayatematlo organisation, and above every thing else what waa woefully lacking three year ago tact and strategy in the direction of the cam paign. Many profess to believe that Dahlman, for exam ple, will not develop as much strength aa hs baa heretofore. He haa been In office for three term, twloa aa mayor under the old system, once a com missioner under the re w one nine year In all. And he Is not4 invulnerable. But Dahlman still haa that starter of 1.500 vote which nobody haa been able to take from him. And that makes a fairly good beginning. (Thla 1 said purely from a disinterested stand point, merely to open up a candid view of the situa tion.) It may be possible to unhorse the Cowboy Mayor on hi fourth round-up, but It will not be easy. Another thing to remember about this man Dahl man la that he never goea to sleep at the political witch. He's on the Job -when other have forgotten that there I one. Now, thla la what niay happen Pahlman may (many believe he will) decide not to bother about the other fellow thla time, but go In solely for "Jim;" see that that llttlo block of 2.300 Dahlman democracy" votea I properly planted for yours truly and let the other cnyuaea take the hinder- most, or whatever they can get. Judge A. Lk Sutton la not look'lng for an invite to dip Into this little game this time. The Judge haa a covetous eye on Mayor Jim's Job. He thlnka It I a mighty fine little billet and. while he likes the Judge gam as played on the district bench all right enough, he showed in making the race tor oocgreia In 1914, that he would welcome a change. And you have to admit that the "Judge," Ilk 'Jim" know a thing or two about the science of landing political plum. He haa a wide and varied circle of acquaintances. They ramify la all direc tion. 'They may be found among the poor old down-and-outer, or the prosperous business man, the churchmen, the lodgemen and Just tne eyery-dwy go-as-you-please sort of fellow. Speaking of lodgemen. Judge Button probably belong to a many lodge aa the next, and what la more, he attend them. He never believe in allghtng hi fences of friend ship, but rather regards It a a part of the life of any man, especially a man ' holding or aspiring to publlo office, to keep in active touch with his friends. So the Judge is "there" when It come to running powers. He might give Jim the run of hi life; he might. Indeed, rope, tie and brand him. Judge Sutton would count .on polling a big vote among the church folk and "dry" forces. He Is a churchman himself, and he recently acted a presiding officer at one of th'e big Auditorium meeting of the "Flying Squad ron" of prohibition speaker. But on little matter that bothers Judga Sutton Just now Is whether to relgn from the bench and run Or run wlhout reVlgnlng. Both have their bad feature. , To resign I hsiardous "a bird tn the hand I worth two In the bush," and to run without re signing might be equally hasardou, might raise the outcry or a "political judge," a cry that generally hurt, vut ttzna may aolve thl question. . Among others known or aupposed to be. "In the hande of their friends" for commissioner, are Frank Bandle. former register of deed; Harry B. Zlmman, former city councilman and mayor for a little while, both of whom have good records; Nathan Bernsteli. formerly professor at the high schoct, now an in surance solicitor; "W. B. Howard, former state auditor and alsran for the republican congressional nom ination; Al HlUllnger, a deputy for tha Ancient Order of United Workmen, and others. . Aa to Mr. Zlmman, ho says ho la not aealou tor the race; ha dislike the effort of a campaign, and yet he may decide to run. Bandle'a friend have been urging him to run ever since the fall primaries. when ha lost out for another renomlnallon aa reg ister of deeds. Bernstein la eager for the fray, aa supposedly the others are. And there are still other. Twice Told Tales Tha) Lst Ward, i A Uttla sir I traveling la a sleeping car with her parents greatly objected to being put lii an uprei berth. She waa assured that papa, mamma and Ood would watch over her. Sha was settled in the berth at last and the passenger were quiet for the night, when a small voice piped: "Mamma!" "Tea. dear." "You therer" "Yea. I'm here. Jow go to. sleep." "Papa, you there T" "Yea, I'm her. Oo to aleep like a good ltl." Thla continued at Intervals for some time, until a fellow-passenger lost patience and called: "We're all here! Your father and mother and brothers and alatera and uacles and -aunta and firm cousins. All here. Now go to sleep"." Thera was a brief pause after thl explosion. Then tha tiny voloa piped up again, but very softly: "Mammal" ( "Well." "Was that OodT" Kansas City Time. laforasatloau It waa a very fashionable concert and the artist very well known ones, but tha two young things were too busy with picking out their peculiar! tie to hear the muslo. la the midst of a beautiful aeleetlon the planl.U auddenly lifted hla hand from hla keys, and oae of tha young thing waa heard to say clearly: "I wonder If that hair. I hla own?" The old man whq sat boelde her was slightly deaf. but he turned with a benevolent smile, - "No. miss." he Imparted pleaaantly; "that is (Schubert'a. "-Philadelphia Press. People and Events Seven improvement club delegates have put their clubs on record against consolidation of Greater Omaha, although every time the ques tion has been submitted. Omaha voters have registered themselves almost unanimously In favor of it. What's the answer? Speaker Clark Joins the ranks of political astrologers and goose bo no prophets with a pre diction of democratic success In 1H. Success, aoubtlcss, ia Contingent on the party nominee snd modesty forbids specific mention. A prlr Job for sleuth spotting stole Jewelry cornea from SL Louis. Some I12.W0 wrtb of gems and family hetrlooma were stolen from the home of Adalphus Buech recently. The copper who bag the loot may pull down a year' salary. Social sen-tee reports' show 150,000 men and women In New York past their twenty-fifth year and single, apparently IndKferent to the prompting of the L'olcn of Hearts. A like condition tn Chicago doubtless prompted the school superintendent to urge that boy be taught how to aew aad cook. Tb culinary department of Cornell university contributes to the Joys of the New year an efficiency teat of cake making. According to thla claaalo au thority a real cake "should b light, tender and moist, but rot sticky." Further enlightenment can be had at the usual student terms. Mlsa Grace Hoadlcy Podge of New York, whose death occurred during the holiday week, embodied hi her wilt the generous spirit which animated her life. A fortune of nearly lt.tU0.0w waa bequeathed to various publlo and rellaiou Institution, chiefly those devoted to the education, care and betterment of girl and women. EE Jt ft fictitious avlaa. OMAHA, Jan. 9. To the Editor of The Bee: The saving of foes on the part of the finance commissioner of the city coun cil for the colle.'tlon of cfty taxes Is really qulto amusing when It is known that under the original water bill the treasurer's fees for the collection of the Water hoard's portion of the city tax waa paid out of the city's general fund. Thi Water board's rortion of the tax via about tlrtO.one, the fee for the collection of It H.OfO. The present water bill makes no provision for ft fee for the collection of hydrant rental taxes. This year' city levy, less water, was $l,n2.9S.7. Last -ear'a levy, less water, was1tl.5tW.562.52, a difference of $2.12,568.75. j with a difference In fee for collection of $2.."25.68. . The collection of special taxes this year was about $100,000 les than last i year fee for collection $1,00). . flo you see the reason that the city paid ! less fee this year I because we did leas j business for them. Your editorial strike the nail squarely on the head. The geo. i graphical aubdlvlslona which use tha ! treasurer's office should contribute pro ata -to It cost of operation. W. a. UBE, Treaaurer Douglaa County. Welfare Work aad Cooncll. OMAHA, Neb., Jan. . To the Elitor of The Bee: It appear from accounts In the daily paper ther Is some sort rstandlne- about the proposed establishment of a boad of . recreation nd welfare In this city. The ordinance to create auch a board haa been pending In tVe city "council for several weeks. The only reaaon It has not been passed, before this Is that the mayor and coun ctlmen are awaiting the return of Mr. Btlmson. who waa brought here by some organisation or group of citizens to make a survey and outline what he thought would b about right. He said to the council at the time he appeared and made hi argument that he would be In Omaha again early in January. If he cannot come the council Is ready to' proceed at any time. As to the appropriation of $20,000 In the city budget for 1915, it need only be said that to create auch a board and then leave It up In the air would be use less. In Kansas City the first appropria tion for the board of publlo welfare was $30,000, as i recall it now, and person ally I have in many addresses favored the Kansaa City plan. There the board handle everything that could properly be placed under Its charge, from the "City Farm" to the supervision of dances, even to the housing problem. However, this Initial appropriation In Omaha will be sufficient to give the new departure at least a fair start; but it must be kept In mind by all concerned that once It I started the funds needed will have to be Increased as the work develops. Just a In every similar line of sociological ac. tlvtty. . JOHN J. RYDER, . Councilman. Different Kinds of Preehln. OMAHA, Jan. 8. To the Editor or The Bee: I desire to congratulate you for the editorial appearing In The Boe last 8unday, "Two Kinds of Preaching," con trasting the forceful style of Rev. Billy Sunday' preaching, to the milder many or of aom of our regular pastors. I be lieve these are matters that ought to be discussed more than they are In news papers, and I'm always glad when 1 read such articles in The Bee. Tho writer, to my mind, at least, has his ear to tho ground, hears the rumbling and shows that he knowa what he is talking about. There Is no question that much of the preaching today lacks punch (and I am a churchman; I'm not a knocker of the preacher). Where many of our pastors make a mlstaJt, I think, ia in preaching for the people, Inatead of "to" them. Yottr editorial related a case of a lay man here In Omaha going to his pastor and complaining because he didn't go after his people more. Lots of laymen feel Just the same wey. Why do people go to church? To wor- ahlp. But theV go also to hear gooj. sound preaching, not to be entertained. They ought to be able to regard their pastor aa the good old folk used to look on their parson, as the man to point out the error of their ways and to tell thm how to correct it. Tha pastor ought to be so oloa to hla people, have their con fidence and sympathy so fully, that he would not be afraid, would not hesitate to talk to them aa plainly as he wanted to. More of the Billy Punday hhVem-from-the-shoulder style Is needed, and If it wasn't there wouldn't b so much need of Billy Sunday coming to town, thla town and other. I aay It a good thing for a newspaper to discuss these things, provided, of course, It can do eo Intelli gently and from a sympathetic stand point. A LAYMAN. Sordid er Foolish. OMAHA, Neb.. Jan. .-To the Editor of The Bee: One of the Omaha dailies a short time ago published the following text from "Hebrews:" Tet one more I shake not the earth nly, but also Heaven. And this word ........Slgnlfleth the removing of. those, trtnss that are shaken that those things which cannot be shaken may re main. Ther in a few word is the whole hope of humane nation of what tb Issue of the present world-agony will be. Ther are alarming threats, though, even In our own country, of which so much ia expected when settlement time comes, of ita defeat. W are not mere spectators. Because absolutism and freedom and faith are at final grip. Our German countrymen deny It. naturally and forglvably, but that any other should even ' blink it la unforgivable, for the fearless press, the thicker and the street are a unit In lis awful apprehension. ''Lite " clear trum pet, the "nation's" strong boas, the organ tonea of our great monthlies, the vole of the dean of our men of letters and of very on of our social scientists unit in a vast harmony heartening the allies. The October Atlantic monthly In a head note to Prof: Kuno Kranck'a defense of Germauy tit waa no defense, be Just stalled, had only auch sham bold as Oermany's muslo atfjl comfort) said: Striving to maintain our Impartiality In the face of what seems to us ar u menta of Incontrovertible slrencth. we rave invited tb following pper from frof. Franck. Much la written of the sweetness of the kaiser's horn life. The sweet man, la bis farewell to the looters he dis patched from Bremerhaven to China tn 1M said: 'Remember when you meet the fo that quarter U1 not be given and that prisoners will not b taken. Wield your weapons so that for thous and year no Chines will dare to look askance at a German " They remem bered. Arriving to China, after the fact. after the Boxer uprising had been quel led, they looted, butchered and burned, trampled on all th" Chinamen holds sac red, tore from him larae areas of his country and mulcted hlin In its cost to themselves. All thla tinder their Kultur. Beatitudes, the goupcl of force, they built a juRKer naut to he irresistible. When I say they, I mean Wllhelm II and about 80,000 in bred imperialists. I do not mean the good Gorman people, than whom we have no better rltisens. They have mit leen daisied by the glittering Idols set tip by their overlord. This Is the poked truth, and In the llaht of it the spirit of neutrality that goe farther- a to Germany than to stand stoutly for her Integrity Is aordld or Ignorant. The souls of men and of nations are In tho crucible. It Is too hot for a time-server. And a man placing himself beyond attribution of righteous motive in proposing shutting off the allies' supplies in the middle of the name, moreover, as If a referee were to Inject new rules into a foot ball contest after the kick off cither fink to the lowest depth of sordldnees or Is a fool. The allle control tfle seas. That is their great strength. Germany elected build ing her great strength on land.' England In peace, as well as war, gets her sup plies mainly abroad. Senator Hitchcock's bill la pro-German, gross unneutrallty, as It would rob the allies of the advantage that under the law of nations they have earned.. Also It Is most Illogical. Food and clothing are nlnews of war a much as bullets. W..E. MABTIN. Bread Lines and Rnslaeas. BARNESTON. Neb., Jan. 8. To the Ed itor of The Bee: In a recent number of one of the great religious weeklies of the land there appeared an article entitled "Winter and Our Own Poor," describing the conditions of the homeless and un employed. 'It told of destitute men and hoys crowding tho sldcwalka near Bowery mission In waiting watting eagerly, and what for? They had Joined the "bread line" that Is making the Bowery mission of New York City famous the world over. Now, there 1 no more commendable spirit In the world than helping tho less fortunate. But Isn't It a fact In our present-day civilization we are getting the cart ahead of the horse? Let us take tho dollar and provide a way to give the "strong and ahlo-bodled man" something In return tor honest toll, because "in the sweat of thy face'shalt thou eat bread.-' Let u stop sending our missionaries to the benighted heathen In far-away lands. Let ua keep our gunpowder tinder a bushel and the lamp of civilization on top trimmed and burning, that the heathen may sit up and take notice. Let us let charity begin at home by helping our next-door neighbor help himself. With such conditions obtaining our own poor and their bread lines, with war and ita horrors relegated to the dark ages of modern times, and tho home of the homeland tflll become real homes, in deed, and In truth with business Ideas In the ascendancy. . Then will the world's federation fed erate automatically, with creature fol lowing Creator step by step In precept and example, and there Is tittle doubt but the world, will get betttr. T. J. HILDEBRAND. SUNNY GEMS. j i ip,-iifr uue ceicormiB me Christmss holidays as they used to." r ijuMiiiy nui, rfpiii sites v irennr. "This dtmln erase keep anybody from stsndln unl r the ml.tletoe long enoug.i to be noticed." Washington Ktar. "Don't let a pretty woman like tht go out as a missionary to the Cannibal Islands." ;-Why not?"' "The savages would see In a minute she Is sweet enough to eat." Baltimore American. "I understand your wife Is doing her own cooking." "You are mistaken." "Rut Jinx told me she was." "Oh. that waa Just for a little while. Jinx was making us a visit and I guess she thought he iia stayed long enough." Houston Tost. English Walter Nice filet of sole, lr?" IMner-No. Whst else have you? Waiter 'Ow would you like some ll.l hnnl. Diner Sole! Heels! Pay. I thla a cafe or a cobbler's shop? Boston Transcript. English Visitor Did you ever know of an American having an old family serv ant? American Hostess Of course. Why, I haVe a cook that has been with me over a month. Philadelphia Bulletin. "Then you don't believe In business men getting together?" "I didn't say that. But t do believe that one Inch of advertising will bring In mure I actual business than four banquets." I Louisville Courier-Journal. A somewhat weather-beaten tramp, be ing asked what waa the matter with his coat, replied: "Insomnia; It hasn't had a nap In ten years." Christian Keglstcr. "Ton say yon saw a burglar climbing . nut of a window In the house next door to you and he had a phonograph under his arm?'' nsked the Tall Man. 'I did." asserted the Phort Man.' "Did you call the police?" asked the Tall Man. ' t "Police, nothing." replied the Short Man. "I called the buraiar over and handed him a dollar." Cincinnati En CYNICAL MUSINGS. it is An ideal has no tangible form. merely a state of mind. An excuse la merely something w can't think of when we want it. In their frantic efforts to sav time some people waste a lot of It. It is doubtful if even th aviator should burn his bridges behind him. It isn't every man who can keep his end up when he sees his finish. Where a pretty girl la concerned It doesn't take an egotist to mtfae eyes. Somehow or other It Is always easier to make a mistake than to own up to It. It Isn't every man who can crack a Joke and extract the kernel without dam aging it. The only safe bet on a woman's age Is that she is older than she thinks she looks. j The trouble with the fellow who think he knows it all Is that he has so much to unlearn. Of course, th?r Is plenty of room at the top. Everybody, wants to get In on the ground floor. Trouble is a sprinter. If you don't be lieve It, see how he overtakea those who travel at the fastest clip., There is nothing so mean and hateful as one woman who refuses to tell an other woman- a secret, New York Times. fV U - ) f Florence was won by Alice M. West, 48.th and D Sts., So. Omaha, who collected 1,222 pictures. Alice is 8 years old and attends Windsor school, Third A grade. It was certainly a pleasure to see her happy little face when she took Florence into her arms. She could hardly realize that she had won such a beautiful doll. t ELIZABETH is to be given next, and she is one of the prettiest, sweetest dolls we ever saw. She has light hair and blue eyes, and is styl ithly dressed in the very latest fashion. She has a blue dress, blue hat and blue shoes and stockings. The little girl that wins her will surely be de-. lighted. Elizabeth will be given free to the little girl under 12 years of age that brings or mat la us the largest number of dolls' pio tore cut out of the Daily nod Sunday Ilee before 4 p. m. Sat urday, January 10. Elizabeth's picture will be in The Bee every day this week. Out them out and ask y6ur friends to save the pictures in their paper for you too. See how many pictures of Eliza beth you can get, and be sure to turn them in to The Bee office before M p. m. Saturday, Jan. 16. V mm s M - ' -'. ;,- .'. ;.v, - ...v . You Can See Elizabeth at The See Office The sled was won by Jas. V. Swohoda, 4205 E Street, South Omaha, who collected 1,234 pictures. James is 13 years old and attends Windsor school, Sixth A grade. i Boys' Skates Free r A t flamey as Berry. America Club. Nickel Plated. Tempered Welded Steel, blades, atsee t fit. This picture of one of the Skates wilt be la The Bee every day this week. Cut them all out and ask your friends to save the pic tures In their jjaper for you. too. See how many pictures you can get and bring them to The Bee office. The Skates will be given Tree to the boy that tend ua th most pictures belore 4 P. M. Saturday, Jan. 1.