TITK OMATTA SUNDAY BEE: JANUAKY 10, 1915. THE OMAHA SUNDAY DEB kqi;nded nv kdward rose water. . ' VICTOR ItOSEWATKR. KDITOfl. The Ilea Ftibllphlnr. Company. Proprietor. KEE BUILDING. FARNAM AND KEV ENTICE NT 11. Catered at Omaha postofflce as second-class matter. TEHM3 OF SUBSCRIPTION. Hr carrier By mall per month. per yr. pall ami Ftindsy aRo I 'W pallv without Sunday....' 4Se 4 W V?venlng and Sunday e "0 Evening without Sunday 2c. 4"0 Monday Fee only V J.fO frnd notice of rhsns-e of addreee or complaint of Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Department. ' REMITTANCE Remit hv draft, express or postal order. Only two rent pos'tsae stamps received In payment of small ac counts Personal cheeks, except on Omaha and eastern rtchange. not accepted. OKF1CES. Omaha The Roe Holding, flouth Omaha--i31S N street, t'oumrll Rlufr-14 North Main street. l.!n-o!r. 15 I.lttle rtulldlng. Chicago Wl Hearst "Building. New York Room 110. u Ktfth avenua 8t. IiOul: Ha New Rank of Commerce. Wsshligtop 25 Fourteenth St., N. W. COR R ESPONDENCB. Address remmunleattons relating to tiewg and adU lorlal matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. dkckmbf.h huxiuv circi'IiAtiojc. 45,029 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, ss. Dwiaht William, circulation manaaer of Tha Re Publishing company, being duly sworn, tarn that the averaan Sunday circulation for the mouth of December. 1914, rrea 4!i,n2ff. DWIGHT W1L.UAMH. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to befor me, this 2d dsv of Jnnusrv, 111F.. KOHRHT HUNTEIt, Notary Public Subscribers leaving this city temporarily hliould tisve The He mailed to them. Ad dregs will be clisnajed a often a requested. . rr January 10 : Thought for the Day StUctud by fats McHugh "Mark there, We get no good By being ungenerous, even to a book, And calculating profile, to much help By $o much reading. It W rather when We gloriously forget ourselves, and plunge Soul-forward, head-long, into a book's profound. Impassioned for its beauty, and salt of truth' 'Tie then toe get the right good from a book Mrs. Browning. The way to swim Is to plunge Into the water and strike out, and the way to navigate is not much different. The Illinois Central gleefully announces that It has not, killed a passenger for two years. Knock on' wood! . . Still, It does look a trifle queer to see our old friend 'Met" again mixing with "Mike" Har rington and Arthur Mullen. .As a taorlng picture of galvanized energy the activity of new brooms In the state house cannot be equalled outside of the pie belt Every scheme for the uplift of youngsters or elders points unerringly to the public treasury for the needful uplift of the promoter. It Is definitely agreed that while Judge Lan- dls la deliberating on the troubles of Organised Baa a Ball, the bleachers will not fire cushions at the umpire. Those Germans were a trifle slow In getting their publicity bureaus equipped and manned, but they are doing some effective work on the firing line now. And recommending that all state printing be done In a convict labor print shop is not the only place where Governor Morehead got off on the wrong foot. BSSSSSSSSSSSJBSBHSsaBlBBSBSBaSSasSMSSN l Congress Is about to appropriate money for six new revenue cuttors. Oh, pshaw! Xet us have a couple of thera out here to help start our I'pper Missouri barge line. The honor and well-being of the United States above all other countries is the Supreme test of American cltlctmshlp. ..This truU cannot be too often Impressed upon war partisans. Depend upon it, the advertising artists of the tobacco trade will not overlook the business value of the picture of Captain Ixjxley standing on the bridge of the Formidable and puffing a cigarette as the battleship went down. After all, It take men of large mold and comprehensive vision to show proper apprecia tion for the talents and patriotism of newspaper men. While Nebraska solons with heartless thuds threw down two members of the pencil clan. Governor Whitman Installed a newspaper man as his private aeoretary. One-Term Idal Diicarded. President "Wilson is not the first to find that posMwMon of office Is potent to alter the view port. Ills utterance at Indianapolis Indicates his belief that the democratic candidate for pres ident in 191s Is already selected, a fact that will . occasion little surprise, but may engender some sorrow ameng those who thought the president wag sincere in his one-term utterances. How ever, the exercise of authority usually operates to lure the officeholder away from any lot"ty no tions of sacrifice he may have Indulged; at least. It enables htin to reconcile himself to spreading the sacrlfica out over a little longer time, two terms If ronalble. This Is merely the difference in view that coiuti when on "the Inside looking out" Mr. Wilson does not need to go far for a precedent to support his change of mind; Ne braska has Just seen a governor take the oath of office a betoad time, after he had publicly and repeatedly bald one term was enough for any governor. If this li not sufficient authority, b. may refer to the example -.of one other dis tinguished citizen. a ho once said two terms were all my uiu should have. At any rate, the one frn ideal has apparently gone to the discsrd 1 1 . 1 lme. k Workmen's Compensation. We trust people hereabouts who aim to keep ported on current, events did rot fail to notice In pawing; the decision rendered lrut week by the United Stales supreme court affirming the con stltuttonality and validity of the Ohio work men's compensation law. As every one who has Ktudlcd the subject knows, there are several points in this class of legislation upon which the question of constitutionality can be raised, more particularly the elimination of the so-called com mon law defenses In personal Injury esses, and the fixing of liability upon the employer for all accidents to his employes regardless of his own negligence or carelessness. The common law theory Is epitomised by the phrase, "Where there Is a wrong, there Is a remedy," from which the corollary has been drawn that no legal remedy may ba had for an Injury where ho wrong has been committed. All the compensation laws, however, rest on the proposition, that responsibility fo the care of accident victims may be placed by statute upon the employer, or group of employers, without respect to the cause of the accident, and the su preme oourt evidently sees nothing In this de priving any one of any of his constitutional rights. The workman's compensation law in Ohio differs in detail from our Nebraska compensa tion law, but the basic principle Is the same. There Is sure to be litigation growing out of our Nebraska law, and the question of constitution ality will doubtless be raised. Our law may possibly be found defective, but the. decisions of the courts now give assurance that the plan for compensation for work injuries Is In general feasible, practical and legal. si- - - Work of the Schools. N4 more than 1.6 per rent, or fifteen out of l.Opn children In the United States between the ages of 10 and 14 years, are unable to read and write, according to a report from the bureau of education at Washington. This Is a reduction from forty-two to the thousand in 1B0Q and twenty-two In 1910.' More substantial proof of tho efficiency of the American public school sys tem could scarcely be afforded. In the list of states Nebraska continues to hold Its proud posi tion at the top with South Dakota, these two states showing but two out of 1,000 children be tween 10 and 14 unable to read and write. Ability to read and write fits the Individual for the proper exercise of responsibilities that come with citizenship' in a republlo like ours. This training Is provided by the public schools, and the schools In turn are supported by a free press, the two together forming the best possible guaranty of the perpetuity of our Institutions. For Better Americans. Thoughtful students of social conditions, and especially those who have sought Jo analytically consider the effects of the war In Europe on the national life of, America, agree' with slngul&r unanimity that out of the welter of conflict will come good for all. Detter Americans are beins; made every day, because of new emphasis that Is being laid on the fundamentals of American life and the Institutions that have developed there from, - ' . Civilisation has not failed, because of a sud den breaking away from Its higher ideals by the great nations of Europe. On the contrary, Its iorces are working now with energy that is, if anything, enhanced by the emergency. These forces are not animated by the purely senti mental or speculative phases of social existence. They art dealing with the great problems In. an Intensely practical way. For one illustration of this aspect of the case, let us cite the Red Cross and other organised rsllef movements that have done so much to lessen the suffering incident to the clash of arms on a scale more stupendous and deadly than any known to history. Other proofs of American capacity and efficiency are as easily afforded. , The attitude of the American people toward the belligerent nations Is evidence that we have been meeting the'questlons of life at points where Europe has failed. Civilization Is not dead; the upward movement of mankind has not been checked. A common necessity is bring ing us closer to a common , footing,' and a belter understanding, and from that vantage point the people of this great republic will be able to reach out and help the people of Europe to reshape their government, to re-establUh their natUmal life, and we will be then even better Americans because we can aud will no this. ' v .' 1 i . Publicity for Railroads. Letters have appeared in The Bee and other newspapers taking exception to a Berles of ar ticles running In the various newspapers pre senting the railroad's side of the rata contro versy. One of our contributors wants to know what is the purpose, and who is paying for the apace, although the articles themselves carry the answers to those questions, each being specifi cally labeled "paid advertisement." and no one harbors suspicion that any one but the railroads are paying for railroad publicity. But instead of subjecting the railroads to fault finding for using the accepted channels of publicity to talk to their patrons and the publio as a whole, this publicity campaign should have general approval whether or not It serves to con vince people that the railroads have a Just case. In the old days what we complained about moat was the resort of the railroads to devious under ground or secret methods of reaching the au thoritlcs charged with power to regulate and control, and their efforts to obtatn'by subterfuge and stealth what they could not hope to obtain In the open. The demand was for above-board dealing, and this is what the railroads have now voluntarily, or Involuntarily, come to. One f the up-state papers, the Albion News and It is' a, newspaper that has a record for tearless in dependence expresses this thought aptly when It says: We triiat our readers are Martin the series of railroad arlk-lea runnlnf In Uila paper. The railroals are ependtn thouaande of dollars to run these artJolea In all the larger pepera In the state. What are they doln It fort To tain puMlo sentiment In their favor. We say we trtit our readera are reading thera be vsuse It la necenaary to hear both slda In order to form aa Intelligent opinion. The rail rued a are becslng for a square deal. But It Is not fortcotten that fw yeara ao tho puMic was begsln, the railroada ftr a aqua re dial and were turned away In derUlon. The tablee are turned now. but the people will not If so Intolerant 14, were tlte railroads. lu the l-jnf run the rublic U ut. For Tho Bee we also hope all our thoughtful readers a 111 take this opportunity to hear the railroad spokesmen, because only by understand ing both sides of the argument can fair conclu sions be reached. ay YiCTOB mosTwaTxs. Tins TALK had drifted to th subjent of the build ers of Omaha, and the publio spirit ef the tilo- ' neers In laying the foundations of tha future city. "I do not bollnve any one In thoee days was the equal aa a builder of Smith S. Caldwell," aald Milton Barlow. "When Omaha waa little more than a trussling vlllafe. and a brick house ef any kind waa a monument of enterprise, Caldwell did some thing we all had raid was ImpT'""!!'!. It" S"t the owners of all the lota on Dounlaa, from Thirteenth to FVmrteenth, to Join with him In a single Improvement by erecting a throe-story brick building, making a olid and uniform frort from on corner to the other, and, to give due credit for the wonderful achievement It waa called the 'Caldwell block." The bank, later the Omaha National, had on" corner, and J. J. Brown occupied the other comer with his mercantile es tablishment, and In the center .the Redlcks put Jn our first pretentious theater, known as the Academy of Music. After Caldwell bad demonstrated what could be done, the people over on.Puroam street t together and duplicated the undertaking by erecting the 'Central block aa a similar comblnaUon bultdlnp. running from Hellman'a clothing store at Thirteenth to Milton Rosrera' hardware afore at Fourteenth. "Mr. Caldwell was the active factor in another great bunding project, when In 1870 his enthusiast and persuasive powers induced IK) citizens of Omaha to contribute gl.000 apiece to erect the Grand Central hotel, which was handed over to the Kitchens to operate. The Grand Central, which was the precursor of the present Paxton, for thaf day Waa a much' bigger proposition, and meant a great deal mors to Omaha, than the building of our million-dollar Fonts nelle hotel now. I do not know of another tnan among the pioneers who could have pulled (that hotel scheme through aucceisfully the way Mr. Caldwell did." Although the least Conspicuous of tha waterways delegation from Kaneas City, Which has Just mails a visit to Omaha, Walter P. Plcksy is pointed out n tha man whoso lalKirlng oar really launched th) barge line on the Missouri. Its plunked In a $VW)0 subscription to th" navigation company whan It was organised In Kansas City, and Waa naturally drafted to head the corporation. In his private business, Mr. Dickey is a manufacturer of eewer pipe and drain tile, with a by-product of clay pigeons, known to sports men all over aa "Dickey birds." When he began with almost nothing to make sewer pipe many years ago, Mr. Dickey came Into contact with my uncle, City Engineer Andrew ftosowatef, and particularly his specifications for sewer work, not only here, but in cities and towns throughout this section. "You Omaha folks never realised It," said Mr. Dlcked to me wtihln the bearing of a half dozen others, "hut yoi had the services through your city engineer of one of the master engineering minds of the country, with the soundest ideas on municipal publio works of all kinds that I know of, and t have met most of our great civil engineers." Not only does Mr, Dickey rank high as a manu facturer and business man one of the speakers said he had eighteen plants at different points but he has also been active In politics. He Is a republican, and organized the forcea In Missouri for the preliminary campaign of 19n, becoming later the chairman of the state committee, with whom I co-operated in the publicity work when I waa In charge of the western literary bureau for that presidential campaign I ve momber exchanging at the close of the contest con gratulatory messages on the success' of our mutual efforts that helped put Mlseourl for the first time in the republican column I hope not for the last time. By th way, knowing his wide experience, t pro pounded this question to Mr. Dtckty: "la there any city within your acquaintance that meters the water flowing through sewer flush tanks?" "Oh, It's possible," was the answer, "but I never knew of on." "That anecdote of yours about whgt your teacher wrote on youreasay. reminds me of a similar ex perience," remarked Charlie Bllngerland while "mak ing up this form. "I handed in a composition With the customary . ending, 'This la all I know about Hhls eubject.' , " 'Never conclude a composition with a sentence like that,' said the teacher. Some folks might think you knew more about it." j People and Events The Hoboken prophet who put out a forecast of war gloom for the United States this year seems to have hit the buU'iey. Irvln Cobb Is going on the road wltha stereoptlcon lecture on the. world war. The saving sense of humor breaks out In an unex pected quarter. England elaasps sausage casings as contraband Of war, and has seised a consignment on board a ship at Halifax. The prospect of lessening the horrors of war appears remote. Mrs. F. J. Sliepard, wbo was Helen Gould, played the part of Santa Clau for the railway employes at the statlona of Tarrytown and Irvlngton. N. Y. Mrs. Khepord usually gives tlo gold pieces, fastened to the Kant a Clans pack. This year ah gave Instead crisp new $10 bills. Mighty hard lot to please, those Chicago wires. One applies for divorce because hubby persisted In throwing hard money at her. Another la bein shaken In the divorce route by hubby because he wouldn't go away off and die ti thst his life Insurance policy might be cashed In. In order to get the right olhtaple twist of the tongue for a successful grapple with Russian war names, a regular practice with American names will hlp soma For example: Toughtoghehy, Skeneatlrs, Wawaw, Ronkonkoraa, Pocotnoonshlne, Xenla. Bcho choh, Cheektowago, Sylacauga. Oaaawatomle, Swan annoa, Tatlapooea, Yamme. Perfectly good Ameri can names. - Although he has done a vast amount of bossing and blue-peaclllng himself, 8. a McClure, the New York publisher. Is doing a reporter's stunt fcn a New York paper -Just for tEe experience on the outside and a working knowledge of the Inside ef the shop,. Mr. McClure doesn't need the salary, being quite well off, but thinks a man of M cas find nsunh t learn if he looks around for it. TABLOIDS OF SCIENCE. Further details are being worked out for the com ing charity ball, which will be in charge of Charles Km u tree, assisted by C. P. Woolowrth. The floor man agers are George Patterson. D. W. Paxe. lieutenant Guy 9 toward. Jamea Hose. Robert retrlck. Will Mc MUlan. Ed Peck and Clement Chaae. Measia Shaw and Fluid, the buUdere of the opura houaa.. are put ting In a false floor, and the top bidders ror the boxes are Guy Q. Barton, A. U Strang and Nathan Merriam. "Th Slaughter Continues" la a headline, but It refer to the great reduction la prioe at the wonder ful store ef Loyal U Smith, the popular Fernain street dry goods man. 'At a meeting of the aewaboya tn the council chamber last sight to form aa organisation, the f'4 lowlng ware la attendance; John MoQutlUn, John iCaggerty, truest F.mbcll. "Willi Tracy, FrvdJie Arnold. Vincent McQuillan. Ed Fiu'patrtck, Roes Cobb, .Willi Hum. Vlo Due-row. Charll Whyte. Frank Haggerty.. Nat Tra-ver. Leroy Wroth, -Frank and Cliarll Morton. . Mr. P. C. Itlmebeugh was given a pleasant surprise by about forty members of the Y. M. C A., and a gold headed cane preaented to hlia, Mr. C. & Harrison making tha speech. a C, llobbte at th ticket offlee. 141S Faraain. la Inviting bids to build a frame row ef five Tats at the comer of Sixteenth and Cass. An Instantaneous electric water heater Is now made, which gives hot water on demand. ' Tests hare ehown That properly filtered oil may be used Indefinitely without los ing its lubricating qualities. A few drops of oil of lavender and Can ads balsnm sprinkled on book shelves will prevent books becoming moldy. In every test made by Russian cavalry men, horseshoes of aluminum were found to outlnt those of steel and Iron. A phonograph Is built Into new alarm clock to nwsken a slcper by playing his favorite tune Instead of ringing a hell. Two Swiss surgeons have Invented an easily used drug which stops the flow of blood from wounds almost instantly. Documents, letters snd pictures can he preserved Indefinitely fcy snaking them In a strong solution of slum an! then drying them. ' A system has been developed whereby wireless messages may be received In safety at all times, even during thunder storms. A rag soaked In hot wster and wrapped around an automobile carburetor and Intake manifold wilt help tn starting a car In cold weather. -' t Doctors have decided thst sn electrlo shock kills a than by destroying the rhythm of the heart beats and acting on the lungs like an overdose of an anes thetic. Bea water electrically treated has been found to be of great value as a disinfect ing means, and ts now used regularly In a number of English cities for cleaning swimming pools, school rooms, hospitals and similar places. Rxtanslve investigation of smoke pre vention by tho United States geological survey has led to the conclusion that It Is mechanically possible and that the heat results have been attained by the use of mechanical .stokers. A Japanese Inventor hss provided an iron kettle which burets Into song the moment th kottle begins to boll. The sounds are produced by steam bubbles striking against musical metalti bars, just above the wartef. , ' Engineers have pronounced practical the srshema of building a bridge connect ing the Island of Ceylon with th main land. Th distance Is twenty-one miles and the foundation will be a rocky reef known as Adam's bridge. AH0UITD THE CITIES. noiseless Chicago plans to establish sones around hospitals. The fabled stork paid 149.6S7 visits to hornet In Greater New York lst year. Biggest baby show In th land. Salt' Lake City's total revenue last year was tl.923.4S9.e6. All but tfl.900 was spent in keeping th municipal machine In run ning order. The town of Turlow, Ky., Is one mils long and about fifty feet wide, Onsisttng of "five stores, two blacksmith shops, two churches and one mudhole," Nothing like a battle happened on the streets of New York City last year, yet E1S persons were killed by vehlsles, rr.-ire than half the fatalities by automobiles. Sacramento sends out word that there are no vacant Jobs In California's capital. Easterners looking for . work are re quested to stay at home and save rail road far. St. Iyotrts charge business depression With having chilled the ardor of mar riageable people. Marriage license busi ness hss fallen off and romance Is gath ering cobwebs. i Fhtladelphlans are putting their shoul ders to tha wheels of tho "glve-a-Job" movement By systematic co-operation a great number of half-time and whole- time Jobs have been secured for idle men. Two-storied streets are urged ns the beet means of relieving th downtown congestion In Chicago. Mayor Harrteon's administration champions subways be cause they will not disturb the elgni or scenery. A whimsical cltlxen, deceased, of Cleve land, made provision in his will for th' establishment of a national cemetery near th Rockefeller estate, for. "the burial of tha Illustrious dead of the state and nation." The Idea that Cleveland Is "a good city to be burled In" docs not com mend Itself to the live ones. Out at Douglas, Wyo.. William Uerky Bill) Clayton, a rough rider In Buffalo Bill's show In years past, calmly looked on while a doctor amputated his rirht foot at the ankle snd his left foot at the heel. The "nerve-blocking" system of deadening pain was used by th doc tor. Froien feet rendered the operation necessary. ACTIVITIES OP WOMEN. Miss Margaret MacCrelghton Is the win ner of the first scholarship ever awarded by the Pennsylvania School of Horticul ture for Women. England has twenty women Inspectors of labor, and they are practically Inde pendent In their Work and functions. France has eighteen women inspectors; Austria, five; Belgium, one. The Colorado woman's elgh-hour law is sweeping In Its application. It Includes bookkeepers, stenographers and cashiers who are employed In mercantile, mer chandise and manufacturing establish ments, according to a ruling of Judge C. V. Butler of Denver. " Mr Anna P. Schenck snd Miss Marcla Mead, two pt the leading architect of the country, have prepared plans for the block of model buildings which are to be a memorial te the late Mre. Wilson In Waahlngton. Mre. Archibald Hopkins Is the originator of the plan, and already a number of contributions have bees made to the fund for the building. rtomona Floras la the only female col onel In the Mexican army. Th Joan of Aro, as she Is called.' has fought forty seven "battles and was wounded twice. Carransa gave her permission to Join his ranks, and she was made colonel and given command of a battalion of too cav alrymen. There are four women dentist In Cleve land. O.. and they are said to be very successful Two of them ere married and they conduct their households aa well aa offices A campaign for mouth hy giene was held In Clevlsnd last year, and the women dentists did very much to make It a success. While some women look for burglars under their bed. New York has a night watchwonian who looks ror them la dark corners. Kse totes a gun. too, and isn't afraid ef It Any thlaf who attempts a getaway -tth the fruit she guards In the dlatrtot where the commiaaios houses are located will be halted with a chunk of lead. "Being s sight wetchwotnao," she says. "Isn't sear as bad a Job for a womaa aa you might think. You know It keeps one out la the opes a1-" SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. I'hlladslphla Ledger: Th bishop of London ha used about TOO words to say what Admiral Decatur put tn sen-en When he dedired that "war shortens life, but also broadens It" Brooklyn Eagle: W ere thrilled by the archbishop of Canterbury's eall to arm. The archbishop himself Is serving the God W'hom Germane worship, but that notion never threw a pall on patriotism or na tion a Mem aire th world began, though It has saw acsdemlo significance. Boston Transcript: "Forty doltars." be moans Rev. Herbert 8. Johnson anent the high cost of New Tear's evening, "would buy a dozen chickens, a bushel of pota toes, a barrel of flour, a dosn mufflers, a tloicn pairs of shoes, twenty pairs of woolen socks, a ton of coal And a wheel barrow to put them in." W hare sadly observed lately that you can get a mod ern ton Of coal in a wheelbarrow, but where does th pastof do the West of his marketing? -I Indianapolis News: The reflex action of war has been felt in a rising religious wave In many countries, and notably so In Frsncs snd Italy. In th latter coun try th people are flocking to the churches, both Protestant and Catholic Men of high social and official positions sr turn ing their attention to spiritual things, and a 'wave or religious faith Is sweeping over the peqple. H Is belkntod that after the war there will be a normal and Spiritual transformation of the entire continent In the German colonies the effect of the war Was to empty the mission houses. At one place only eight or ten mlstlon stu dents were left out of 121. There Is also an Interruption of intercourse among tha mission fields slid a falling off of money contributions. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. Census Taker Madam, if you won't tell me your axe. I'll es!t the lady next door snd 1st her guess at It Woman Stop; t il set the fnmlly Biblo right away. Philadelphia Ledger. Lenders fey. I've been carrying thono J. O. ITs of yours until they are about worn out Horrhws forrv, old man. Next time Ml use better paper. Doston Transcript. "Now they are ndvertlstng dread nought Sfay. They ought not to drni; the various colors Into this Imbroglio '' "What do you mean?" Way hss slwsvs been considered n. neutral tint." Loniwtlle Oourler-Journn!. MUFFLED KNOCKS. i "Embonpoint" listens better thsn "Fat," but It weighs Just ss much. Any old time a man Is a good loser you csn bet that he didn't lose much. About one man In each 10,000 is satis fied. Th other .999 cither have too much or not enough. Somehow or ether s homely girl doesn't look so homely to you aiter you get to know her real wall. Kvery man knows a lot of remedies that he tn always recommending to other peo ple, but wouldn't think of taking himself. The trouble with having a fur-lined coat Is that if you button It up on a cold day people won't b able te te that It is fur lined. Some men seem to bs hanging around tn th world Just to keep their wives from having a little fun on tha life insurance money. ' Every man wants to rsft th home news paper and the horns ball team. But If you tried to run his business he would want to fight You oan't make a princess believe It. But the fellow whs can run fifteen balls st pool often has a hard time making $15 per week. Mother can always find out what rather did when he stayed out until Urn. h lets him tell all the things hs did and thn sh knows that be did all the things he was afraid to mention. - A lot of the' June brides who' wert prom ised that they would never have to soil their itsey, weeny, pltty fingers by doing any work are now wrestling wlttl th furnace every morning while hubby pounds his eer Until the house' Is nice and warm. , A. widow wouldn't any mors think of marrying s man on one day's notice than would a romantlo young girl. The widow wants to hear th same old line of court' I ing bull all over again, and It listen's Just as good to her ss It does to th young girl. Cincinnati Enquirer. "Are you a director of this institu tion T' . ' Tss. s1r."N "Well, what directing do you ever do?" "Pardon me. I direct my pen In re ceipting for niy salary. Baltimore , American. "Whst you wsnt to do," ssld tho I physician. "Is to take an ice-cold bath every day." ! "I haven't th nerve." "You wont mind it after th rin-t plunae." "That's what I am afraid of. If I could Onlv manage to take the Plnnce. unex pectedly I'd be all right. 1 know what I'll do. I'll get a pair of skates." Wash ington Star. "Why did you arrest these me?" asked the magistrate. 'Thar were having a milk shake" re plied the policeman. "What were they dotng?" askd tho magistrate. .... ... "f'hev were throwing die to raffle off a cow." replied the policeman. Oncln natl Enquirer. "If I were to give you a half dollar," aid Mf. OroucUer, "you'd simply go out and waste It " . "No I wouldn. sir," replied Mr. Eras ttis Pinkley. "Id preserve it foh a souvenir so's I could show It to my friends an' brag about how I oome by It only I dnesn' speck t could make 'em believe ma" Washington War. Th Desk Officer Well, madam, what's the complaint? . . Th complainant Why. sir, I gsv a man flamed Blinks, Jim Blinks, seventy five cents to go to the court house an' get a marriage license for me an him an' be netver came back. The Desk Of floer I congratulate jrou, ma'am. Good day Cleveland Plain Dealer. 0 C0UNTHY MINE, TAKE HEED 1 George ti. Ixivejoy, In Boston Transcript In these dark hours of lust and hate, I"nr, far beyond thine eastern gate. Take heed from the long-oenturled past. Take heed, yes. from the struggle vast. For mere dominion raging how, Or lo! that liberty shall bow To wrong, O Country tninel take heed Take heed! Conserve In wisdom thy rich strength; Be wise, be humble, then What lenath Of days shall fall to thee. While great Hhall be thy story! So, the fate Of fallen states shall never, no, Be thine, thy memory a woe! O Country mine! I say, take heed Take bcedl i Prophetical Shalt thou thus prove Of erst days when, with hearts of love, Stanch builders proudly launched thee on The tide of nationhood, alone Of all thy craft, the strong winds free To drive thee forth on life's far sea'., O Country mine! t say, take heed Take heedl. And thou shalt live. Indeed, supreme In the World's thought! Each nation' dream For self. In thy rare greatness, yea, Shalt see fulfillment lo! one day. If thou with Truth dost keep thy Word, If thou forgetest not thy Lord! O Country mine! I say, take heed Take heed! EDITORIAL VIEW POINT. Cleveland Plain Dealer: Naming a bat tleship the Formidable does not make it so, any more thsn calling It a dread naught frees It ef dread. Mines and sub marines never stop to read th name plate. Indianapolis News: Under the sew di rect system It Cost $460,?TT to elect th United States senators who were candi dates laBt November, which Is only a fraction of what It used to cost Vnder th old system to elect one senator. Indianapolis News: The Austrian am bassador denies that Austria Is tired of the war, and maybe It Isn't officially; but actually Austria Is probably Just as tired pf It as England, France, Germany, Russia and all tho rest of them are. - Philadelphia Record: Good roads are vary important to the farmers, but they are pretty, expensive, and the cost is more snd more put upon the state, In stead of the town and county. This in creases the opportunity for grafting, and few, If any, state highway departments s re fres from corruption, or, at least, th political us of the service. The direetor of th federal road bureau estimates wsstags through politics at SCO.000,000 a year. Springfield Republican: Americana re gard It as highly amusing that some one in England should have taken cut In surance against war with the United States, but th English have the insuring habit as no other nation hss. At a Lon don club recently one member knocked off a man's eyelaea and broke them, lie apologized, but th man was, not perturbed. "Never mind, old chap,' he replied pleasantly, "they're Insured." A Policy on eyeglasses costs 1 shilling and -pcnce a year. i - IIomcsecHcr's Excursion (Return Limit 21 Days.) First and Third Tuesdays tls Illinois Central Railroad Direct Route To the South and Southeast ENJOY THE ALL STEEL Seminole Limited Train Over tha Scsnio Route Early Reservations Important, Telephone, Write or Call for full Information, Interesting Literature, Tickets, Etc, S. NORTH, District Passenger Agent, 407 South 16 tii gtreet, Omaha. Phone Douglas 284. SOITIIKRX RKSOHTS. . ia (, iRMTTft A I: SiITIf I.T 1 A I CtTtllm.. . 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