NIK P.KK: OMAHA. TIU'KsDAV, DKCKMttER 2. 101. 3 54 V y Nebraska Nebraska CONVICTS ENJOY THREE MEALS DAY Warden Gives Their Menus in Re port Filed with State Board of Control. Governor Denies He's After Heads Of Institutions (I'rum a Ftsff Correspondent LINCOLN. Dor. tSpwlal )-Thf publication In democratic papers ycxter : ilay that Governor Morrhead had had . trouble with the Board of Control and TWELVE MEN HAVE DEGREES ! that m connection wtih it mi he ... I ftdlntt to ask for the resignation of Pr. Thla nmler 't "t I'onr lUnilrf idrr of tho orthorpedlc hoiltal and Su- WESTERN STATES FAVORED Dry Legislation is Cause of Failure of 12-Million Brewery General Education Board More Lib eral to Them in Donations. NEBRASKA NOT IN THE LIST and Thlrtr-alx Are College tiraiin sir State limine i:m plnyea Pnll. ( Trom a Staff Correspondent.) LINCOLN, Dee. (Special.) Inrnates in the state penitentiary feel little of the conditions covering: the high cost of liv ing and appear to net three pretty good meals each day, no matter whether the price of foodstuff is high or low. A re- absolutely In the hands of the Hoard of i port filed with the State Hoard of Con- i Control and I do not propose to dictate j ti ol gives the menu at the Institution i to them what they shall do regarding , for the three meals as follows: tie heai's or those Institutions. It Is Hreakfast-Frled bacon, brown gravy. I Probable that we may confer together on fried potatoes, wheal bread and coffee, i matters of Importance If they desire, but perintendent Glittery of the, Norfolk In sane asylum roused the executive this morning to emphatically deny that he I had any Intention of quarreling with the Board of Control members over the re moval or retention of any heads of Insti tutions. "You may say." said Governor More head to The Bee. "that there Is abso lutely nothing In the charges. The run ning of the Institutions of the state are "Inner Itoast pork, boiled navy beans, stowed turnips anil coffee. Supper-Cottage fried potatoes, brown gravy, hot biscuits, syrup and 4ra. as for absolutely demanding the dis missal of any man at the head of any of the Institutions under control of the obard, I do not Intend to do so." Produce of Kami. I 1 . W A.An lr t ... - f , V, i. rannrl 1 show that among the many things raised ! WEST NEBRASKA STOCK on the penitentiary farm by the convicts was 11.021 worth of potatoes, $2.ttO of pork. 11,312 of alfalfa. of milk, l.r of wheat. During the blennlutn there have been 4:W people in the institution, of which 4"S vet to male and eight female. Of these "M were white, fifty-one negroes, two In dians, one Chinese and one Japanese. Twelve t'nl CJratlea. Eighteen had no education, fifty-three a primary education, 233 common school, sixty high school and an even dozen were educated In a college or university. There were 31(1 who were single, 113 married, seven widowed, three divorced and three did not know whether they were single, married, widowed or di vorced. t'nder the head of nativity, sevonty tilne were born in Nebraska, 269 in the I'nited States outside of Nebraska and fifty-two were foreign born. Illinois furnished thirty-four: Iowa, thirty-five; Missouri, twenty-eight, and New Tork, seventeen. When They Worked. Occupations run into every class nearly, the following being among tho number: Barbers, fourteen; rooks, thirty-one; farmers, eighty-nine; firemen, ten; la borers, ninety; porters, twelve; team sters, twelva. The balance run Into the single figure and show that there la one professional ball player, three, cowboys, ' two printers, one pollcoman, one sailor, one soldier, one undertaker and one trav eling saleslady. There eighteen in for murder, eight for manslaughter, one is under death sen tence, ten are in for life and two for twenty-five years. Salary Warrant in A.dvanee Monthly salary warrants have been drawn in advance by the people of the state house out of respect to Santa Claus and the Chrltmaa feeling that they needed vhe money. State Treasurer George has made an effort to help the thing along by rashlng the warrants of the employes so far as the money would go In order that the monthly recompense might ex tend along Christmas lines as far as pos sible. Delsell'a Next Berth. Kor a prohibitionist. State Superintend ent James K. Delzell feels that his future is to be along pleasant lines if he desires to make it. Having accepted a position in one of the fctate normal schools of Wisconsin he has discovered that the town In which the school Is located, has sixty-two saloons with a population of only 12,000 people. When Mr. Delzell reaches the town there will be 193 people to each saloon. Mr. Delzell Invites his friends to come up as there is plenty of room for all. A requisition for L. G. Graham, whom the authorities of Lancaster county have been looking for for nearly a year was issued by Governor Morthead this aft ernoon. Graham Is wanted for forgery and Is being held in Tulna. Okl. Deputy Sheriff Anthes left this afternoon for his man, but expects he will resist being brought back. He is charged with forg ing a check and having it cashed by the Llnooln. Safe Deposit company for 100, signing the name of J. E. Martin. WEATHER WINTER WELL i ELLSWOltTII. Neb., Dec. 23.-(Specil.) Owing to preparedness and a plentiful , supply of hay, stock has not suffered . from cold as In former years with each j recurring cold snap, but the change to a i more moderate temperature from 22 do- , greeg below zero la very acceptable to stock growers and farmers. Considerable agitation over the division nf Sheridan and Garden counties Is up permost at thla time. It is proposed to take sufficient from the south part of Sheridan and the north part of Garden to estublish a new county, with Lakeside as the county seat. The necessity of this move Is of b'ng standing, and is evident in the poor roads and other inconven iences In both counties in this section that could be remedied If even Indifferent attention was given by the powers that be In the north and south end of the counties. Petitions have been circulated and unexpected support for the new county Is Increasing. The recent personal visit to Ellsworth of Representative-elect F. M. Broome of Alliance, who Is now so prominent In the running for speaker of the house at Lin coln, has put his friends here strongly behind him. He is not fanatical in any view he possesses, and his broadmindedness is a prominent feature of his every action. None of the Itorkefrller Moneys Reaeh Thl tate for t "e In ffrhonla or Collea;a Total liter Ten Millions. NEW YORK. Dec. 2.1. Western states have been favored slislitly above eastern and middle Atlantic states In the General Kdueatlon hoard's donations of llo.W2.5Sl to the cauw of education, according to a fourth Installment rf t lie board's re port, made public today. Southern states rank third, although all three groups are close. To western states, the report set forth, thero has been given outright J3.9S7.7S1. nuu imrimi t'uui I I iiinn, run a nn'u u v Voting dry of which la not stated, have been made toj ,.,n(, jBSt traw" a supplemental sum or i.t. t. 4i. 10 easi- ' em and middle Atlantic states the sum given outright was $3,Sii2.1x5; ths supple mental sum to which the boarJ sub scribed an amount not designated was $Ui.247,9:t9; southern states received out light $3,0uS,ti2.ri; the supplemental sum to which the hoard contributed In this case was '.147,1S2. Following are the donations made to educational institutions in the various states by tho board since Us Inception; Southern states: Maryland $ 2V. mw Virginia 4!'.no North Carolina :!7!M11 South Carolina l.M.lTti Georgia 2"2.2W Alabama -'t.7i Mississippi l.'iO.tm) Arkansas Christmas Program at Iuglcsido Hospital COLT'Mni S. O, Dee. 2? -The Hosier Columbus Breweries company, a $12. r.V' corporation, went Into the hands of r reivers tixlay or order of the I'nited States district court. "Increased demand fcr ieer. adverse legislation and the voting dry' of many states and counties In the laf.t eight years, was given as the cause." The appointment of receivers was mnd" by Judge John F. Pater upon a showing that the company had upon a judgment of Samuel S. and Victor Stelner of New '. York. i The court named '. Christian Born and j Carl J. Hoster, large stockholders of thi i company, as revolvers. I In Its statement the company declared I of West Virginia was In a series of legislative arts which reduced seriously the sale of Its products. Increase of the saloon license fee to $1,OHO by the Ohio legls- Inture right years ago, a county local j option law and the more recent license i system by which the number of saloons was greatly cut down, were mentioned as other causes. HASTINGS, Neb., Dec. 23 (Special. ) An elaborate program has been arranged f.r ths Christmas festivities o be held nt the Nebraska hospital for the Insane at lngleslde, fnm 2 tu I J'1 o'clock Friday afternoon. It will be under the direction of Superintendent Baxter, who extends an Invitation to the public. The lngleslde institution Is for the In oiriHe Insane. Several numbers on the program are by Inmates of the Institution. The address will be by Superintendent Baxter, aftet which there will he a mini- defaulted payment j ,0r f selections by the lngleslde orchea $.",5H In favor of ' r Mlsa Baxter, daughter of the super intendent, will sing. There will be read ing by Miss llanshaw. a cello solo by Joseph Harrison ami a trombone solo by James Foley, ltef reshments will be served later In the day. OXFORD DEMOCRATS WILL CHOOSE POSTMASTER Head the "For Sale" ads if you want bargains of the minute. OXFORD. Neb., Dee. 23 (Special.! I The democrats have railed a primary fo"V December M. the purpose being to unite on some one for a successor to rostmna- ter !!. I. Helebardt. whose term expires Feb! nary 1. HM. 1'P to date six persons have signified their desire to become Mr. Relchardl's successor. The primary will be oHn from 6 a. m. to K p. m. DEATH RECORD Tennessee (IJn.Oi) Kentucky 1I'.'.01 Texas 4i.tK Florida f-0,000 Ilavltl O. Itratvner. SI'BINGFIELD. Neb., Dec. 23 (Spe cial Telegram.) David O. Brawner died 175.1 tut I last evening at R o'clock from the ef- .$3.(V.2,tL'; LIVE STOCK BREEDERS ANNOUNCE PROGRAM (From a Staff Correspondent.) LINCOLN, Dec. 23. -Special) Presi dent J. A. Ollis and Secretary H. J. Gramllch of the Nebraska Improved Live Stock Breeders' association have an nounced an Important series of programs for the live stock sections of organized agriculture. These meetings will be held in Lincoln January IS to 23. A special colt session of the Nebraska Horse Breeders' association will be held Tuesday morning, January 19. The pro gram follows: 9 a. m., "How a Colt Grows," II. J. Gramllch. Lincoln: "Fall Colt Siows." J. s. Montgomery; "The Foal From Birth to Weaning Time," J. H. 8. Johnstone. Chi cago, 111.; "How We Feed and Care for Weanling Foals at Gregory Farm," W. 8. Corsa, Whitehall, 111.; "Can the Eastern Nebraska Farmer Afford to Raise Colts?" Senator J. M. ates, Fort Crook, Neb.; "Alfalfa and the Draft Colt," T. B. Bow man, Boone, Neb. HARRY G. LAWRENCE OF TECUMSEH IS DEAD GAGE FAIR ASSOCIATION ELECTS NEW OFFICERS TECUMSEH. Neb., Dec. 21 fSpeclal.) Harry Q. Lawrence, son of Judgo James A. Lawrence, died at noon yesterday In this city. He had been In falling health for two years and diabetes was the cause of death. Mr. Lawrence was aged 36 years. He was born on a farm near Tecum sen and spent the days of his boyhood here, graduating from the Tecumseh High school. One year was spent In newspaper work In Florence, Ala., and thirteen years ago he became a reporter on the Johnstown (Pa.) Dem ocrat. A year later he became a reporter for the News-Standard at Unlontown, Pa., and recently he was promoted to city 'editor of that paper. Two months ago he had to give up the position owing to falling health. The funeral probably will bo held Thursday afternoon. BEATRICE. Neb., Dee. 23. (Special.) The annual meeting of the Gage County Society of Agriculture was held Tuesday afternoon, at which these officers were elected: President, F. W. Mumford; vice president C. G. Baker; treasurer, W. W. Scott; secretary, H. V. Rlesen; chairman of board and general manager, J. C. Emery; members of board of directors, E. L. Hevelone, C. W. Murray, C. H. Green and Dr. C. P. Fall. The report of the secretary showed the society to be In good shape financially. Joseph G. Fisher and Miss Millie Chapp, both of Virginia, were married here Tuesday by County Judge H. D. Walden. The rase against James A. Thorn, a Sherman township farmer, rharged with neglecting to bury or bum hogs which died of cholera within the forty-eight hour limit prescribed by law, was dis missed Tuesday In Judge Walden's court because the state failed to show that Thum violated the law. ( harttrd l(h Horse Stealing. ARLINGTON. Neb., Dec. 23. (Special.) Slieril'X Compton came from Blair Tues day norning and placed Chris Hollinger und Charles Bolton under arrest, charged with btcallng horses in Coloiado. Bolton lived in western Nebraska, near the Colo rado line, and Is supposed to have stolen the horses In Colorado, assisted by Hol linger. He moved here this fall and has been working around here since. They were taken to Kimball county by Its sheriff, who was here when they were arrested by the Washington county sher-Iff. Total Western states: Ohio t 7W.001 Indiana 230, PiO Michigan Kin; Illinois XOnnoo Wisconsin Minnesota ,'fti.oiO lowa r.,ris Colorado .uo.wO Knnsas '.'7fi.o0 Missouri 525.0i)0 South Dakota - IMMOl Washington 12."i.000 California 1M.0H0 Total 3.H7.71 Eastern and middle states: Maine .0W Vermont l.'xl.wiO Massachusetts 7:U0 Connecticut 400,i0 New York .00) Pennsylvania 7.i7,i41 New Jersey 849.444 Rhode Island 160.00J Total W,M2,18S Principal donations follow: Maryland John Hopkins university $2.YUIIJ0. Virginia Richmond College UAOllO, University of Virginia IfiO.OoO. Tennesse Vnnderbllt university UfiO.OnO. Kentucky Georgetown college &K,00it. Texas Baylor university 2),ii00. South ern Methodist university $200.0 . Ohio Oherlln college $1J.000, Ohio Wesleyfan university $126K, Western Reserve university $12f,000. Illinois Northwestern university $109, 000. Wisconsin Belolt college (two ap propriations) $150,000. , , Iowa Coe college (two appropriations) $14,Cli, Cornell jollege $100,000, Drake university $H.000; Grlnnell college (two appropriations) $200,000, Mornlngside col lege, $50,000. Colorado Colorado rollege (two ap propriations) $100,000, University of Den ver $ioo,oo. . Kansas Ottawa university $,25,000, Washburn college (two appropriations) $125,0U0, Baker university $125,0u0. Missouri Drurv rollege (two appropria tions) $125,000, Washington university $200,000, William Jewell college $12G,0H), Central rollege $75,000. South Iakota Dakota Wesleyan uni versity $50,o00, Huron college $lu0,O0O. Washington Whitman rollege $126,000. California Pomona college $150,000. Pennsylvania Bryn Mawr rollege $250,. 000 Bucknell university ifi.000. Franklin and Marshall college $50,0ii0, LaFayette college $47,741, Pennsylvania college $50, Ouo, Swarthmore college $75.ono, Washing ton und Jefferson college $100,000. New Jersey Princeton university $99, 444. Stevens' Institute of Technology, $260,000. SAUNDERS COUNTY SENDS 1,800 SACKS OF FLOUR WAHOO, Neb., Dec. 23. (Special. )-The Saunders rounty Belgian relief committee reports having collected about $2,200, and yesterday shipped 1,00 sacks of whole wheat flour and a supply of new and second-hand clothing to the people of the destitute and stricken country across tha Atlantic. feet of a paralytlof stroke. Mr. Brawner came to this county In 1S7S and was one of tho first businessmen In Springfield, lie was a member of the first village bonid that organized the village. He was a member of tho Adventlst Christian church and also a member of tho Wood men of the World. Notes from Ravenna. RAVENNA. Neb.. Dec. 23-N. A. Grlgshy, who conducted a saloon in Ra vennat for a number of years, but went west for his health a few months ago, died In a hospital In Denver. His body was brought to Ravenna for burial yes terday, lie leaves a wife and two chil dren. A locker at the Burlington shops was broken open and a diamond ring, valued at $150, together with $40 In cash, belong ing to O. C. Srhrank, night machinist, was stolen. There Is no clue. SCOTTISH RITE RITUAL AT BURIAL OF STRAUBE FA1RBURT, Neb.. Dec. 23.-f Special Tel egram.) The first Scottish Rite funeral ever held in Farbury occurred here at 10:30 last r.ight when the IJncoln con sistory held its ritual service over the body of the late Alfred A. St ran be In the Christian church. Falrbury members of Lincoln consistory assisted with the serv ices. Mr. Straube was a member of Lincoln consistory and had attained the highest degrees of Masonry. The body was taken to St. Louis this morning for burial, A tribute of honor was paid by a delegation of Rock Island engineers accompanying the body as far as Belleville, Kan. Mr. St ran be had been a prominent Rock Island paEsenger engineer at Falrbury since 132. GERDES ON HUNT FOR WATER FOR INSTITUTE BEATRICE, Neb., Dec. 23. (Special Tel egramsHenry Gerdes, a member of the State Board of Control, was In thu city conferring with the city commissioners in regard to securing water from the rity for the Institute for the Feeble Minded. If neeessary arrangements can be made, the water will be pumped from the Zimmer man springs to the state Institution. Hotel Loyal WILL SERVE Two Special ..Christmas Dinners.. At $1.50 Per Plate. Beginning at . 12 O'clock, Noon and at 6 O'clock, Evening. Tables May Be Reserved In Advance. The Three Ootterill Sisters In Special Concerts At 12:30 to 2:30; 6 to 8 P. M. DTT SOU VJT !1 v.. csri a A A v ,-JagfilB ( x for dBeleeta Drhatlaa Team. OXFORD. Neb., Dec. 23 fSpeclal. Fred Hellner, Merlin Springer and Ralph Cole were selected to represent Oxford High school In the district debating con test Roy Bendler was chosen alternate. The Judges of the preliminary contest were Superintendent D. D. Gibson and Principal W. J. Yourd of Holdrege. and E. J. Burgaulst of North Loup. Dr. Klaa'a Kenr Life Tills. For constipation, torpid liver, sallow coiuitlexton; their use will strengthen and add tone to your sytem. 25c. All drug g hits. Ad vertutemer A l!il1l!ii:itl:l!l"l:l,,Tlttl,:HI!l iH'iHrlWT?" f I MADfcwUAlAitA I i'l'l' i M..w"'J"!"!in,i'i'tfeii. .'I.Mi'iliiiiihi'i'!'!?1 JV.MnWj W .llff BCSTTONTPJG'CIJIS I OK Nr.W5PA i ' j; THE HNtSf -i GiMDE'OF; ( COMMtRmL-r'klNip.C z "Chlcafto'i Newest end Best Hotel" Morrison tel The ILomo of Omaha IYople Visiting Chicago T7ie Place Where You '11 Meet Your Friends Under th. Pmor.l Snpvrriiioa of HARRY C MOIR And Your Horns Papar is Waiting for Yon at ths News for a Dollar and a Half (oom Home of die B ostonOyster House I he Most Famous Restaurant in the West In the Courteous treatment and TJat-m t Every Convenience , for Comfort the JOOp ConTanitnt to Stations, Theatres, Shops '4 Morrison tel X. Madison and Clark St. CHICAGO t41tj-2l J.O.CONVAYHUTCHINS. M.n.sr a i, jttms.Bjju-K! Special Clean-up Sale of Smoking Jackets, Bath and Lounging Robes For Thursday An opportunity to give "Him" a highly appreciative gift at a small cost to you For Thursday wo place on Special Sale an ex tensive line of Smoking .Jackets, Utilise Coats, Lounging nnl Until Robes; in all sizes, colors ami patterns. The Savings Are Unusual. Several dozen of our Bath Robes, Smoking Jackets and Lounging Robes, which sold at $7.50, go on Sale at CI pzsrj Q Buys any one of a goodly number of Robes and Jackets, which have sold up to Thursday at $10.00 e All our $12.50 and $15 Smoking Jackets, eg (Ty 1 Lounging and Bath Robes, are offered in jjTT : this Sale Thursday, at m Hffl6 a5mOWABt ffll I Coal 8 ii atisfaction $9.50 $9.50 $6.50 BROS. CO. 120 South 17th St. -Phone Tyler 40 Petroleum Coke Southern Anthracite Evcrburn Wo Boot, Xo Bmokn Ho Asb.s, AU I-nsl Bett.r Satis faction Than P.nn. Antb. Hut, rornao Lump, X.arra Lump, Cl.au. Hot, XaaUn Psr Ton T,r Psr To. Toa J TURKEY, TURKEY We bought 20,000 lbs. of live your order. We guarantee to give Sanitary Market. 4,000 11)8. of Xmas Geese, 20,000 lbs. of Xmas Ducks at the market price. 1914 Spring Chlx Uic Vig Pork ltoat 10?4c Pig Pork Hutts 12 94f Lamb Iegs 12c ... - 15c Turkeya which we will drees to 16 oz. to the lb. at the Empress Choice Mutton Chops . ...1-c Steer Pot Roast. .. .14 He, 114c Young Veil I Roast.. 14 Hr, lMc Cudahy's Diamond C and Arm our's Star Hams 10a4c Sugar Cured Liacon 16tc Oysters, per tjuart 40c Good Things FOR YOUR CHRISTMAS DlflliER No. 1 Soft Khelled KngllMi Wal nuts, per lb 17 1014 Mixed Nuts, per lb lftc 1914 Brazil or Soft Hhelled l'e- cans, per lb... 15c Large Queen Olives In qt. jars 28c 3-lb. cans of Sliced Pineapple, per can lc 25c California Peaches 1.1c 3-lb. can of Pumpkin. 3 for. .2.V. Our 750-lb. N.V Mammoth Cheese Is cut and on sale at, lb.. . . ;i)c Best Tub Creamery Butter, lb. UOc Fancy Craiilx-rrlCN, quart Re Large Grape Fruit, each Be Large 8iinkist Oranges, doz. 2H; Bellevue heart Celery, bunch, 2,c Casaba Melons, euch H.lc Large Jonathan Apples, 12 lbs. to peck, per peck IHfc Large Cauliflower, each, 10c, lftc 8wet Cider In half gal. Jugs, 2c Golden Santos Coffee, per lb. 20c Try our KmpreBs Special Coffee, per lb a.k- THE Ell Opp. Woolworth 5c and 10c Store. MARKET 113 South 16th St. Tel. D. 2307. Next We Wfll Give The Twins Now listen to this, girla. When we opened the doll box to get one for this week, what should greet us but a pair of twins. Think of it wo wero quite puz zled to know what to do at first, because one is enougli for any little Busy Bee to care for, but we soon decided upon a plan The Twins are to go to the country to some llttl girl living on a farm, where there's Dlentv of nlca frh milk every day, and lots of room to romp and play when they are bli enough to run about. All the dollies so far have been won by the girls In the cities, and now I am sure you will all be glad to help some little girl on a farm win the Twins. No one else can get them. The Twins will be given free to the little girl under la years of age, that brings or mails us the largest number of doll's pictures cut out of the Dally and Sunday Bee before 4 p. in. Saturday, January 2. The Twins pictures win bo In Tha Bee every day this week. Cut them out and ask your friends to save the pictures In their paper fot you too. See how many pictures of The Twins you can get, and bs sure to turn them In to The Bee office before 4 p. m. Saturday, Jan. 2. You Can See the Twins at The Bee Office TURKEYS! TURKEYS 15c A carload of Turk.ys. Pr.sn pics .A. W. ars l.sd.rs la poultry. Ws drsss aU poultry ours.lv.s aud auarautM high quality and low pries and lxtMa onao.a to th. pound. 6.000 lbs. Xmas Uease I At arkt Lunib Jgm iao i.000 Xjnaa Jnickn I Priea SuKar Cured Hacon Uo 1914 Hprlnir Chickens 11. yter. PT quart 400 Fig Polk Itoast 10?4o I'lg Pork Butts IS 8rZ0ZAX.B Steer Pot Koast 15o and II Uo .v, . . - . Younif Veal ituast ....X60 and llUo m 8 P M. to P. M. Lamb Chopi Choice Mutton Chops lSVim per ,b 60 Cudahy's lilamond C and Armour's K10111 '.' 1. M. to 10 p. M. Pork Clio; Star Hams l4.o at. per lb l0o 4 cans Hwet Pens or Corn 8 So Large Jars (Juwn Olives, each.. BOo t pkK". Hueded Italsiiis 36o Citron or Candied vla aoo Clutter Halslns, on stein Soo Qt. Jura 11. mi Mad. Mince Meat 3o X lt. Prunes or Kulstns 86a Full Cretin Chen., lb iiee 4 lb. Mulr i'eai hes 83d first creamery hutte,r. ks;. or tub!38o PUBLIC MARKET ! l! Another Sled Free Just Like the First One 4 Feet Long The picture of the Sled will be in The Bee every day tills week- Cut them all out and ask your friends to save the pic tures In their paper for you, too. See how many picture you can get and bring them to The Bee office. The Sled will be given Free to the boy that sends us the most pictures before 4 P. M. Saturday, December SO. Let The Bee get you a good job. "Situations Wanted" ads are free