i j I 'lUti HKK: OMAHA; MONDAY, DKCKMBKK 21, IOUa ' THE, OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSKWATRR. VICTOR RORKWATER, EDITOR. The Hee PuMlnhlnic Company. Proprietor. FEB BUILDING. FARNAM AND FEVENTEKNTH. f-'ntered at Omtht postefflce as econd-rlaa matter. TERMS OF BUBSt'RirTl'iN. Mr carrier By mail . per month. per year. Mnr and Pund'sr two.. $ I'stly without Sunday....'... e ITvenlns: anil Sunday . en- t .tn Kvenlng without Sunday IV) 4.00 tsundey Re, only 2 2 u Fend notice of chsr.se of addrrnf or complaints of Irr gularity In delivery to Omaha T3, Circulation D-partrner.t- REMITTANCK. Remit by draft. express or postal order. Only two rent atampa revived In payment of email se rounts Personal cheeks, except on Omaha and es stern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Tte Ftillriln. flout h Omaha ai N street. Council Hluffs 14 Korlh Main street Lincoln W Little Hulldlng. t llicssn vi rirarei rMjiminn, New York Honm Jlfti. JM Fifth avenua. Ft. lyvils BOS New t-lank of Commerce. Waehinaton 724 Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE). Address communication reJatln to news and edi torial matter to - Omaha Be. Jklltoriai , Department. ( NOVEMBER CIRCULATIOX. 52,531 Etate of Nebraska, County of Douglas, aa. Dwlght Williams, circulation niaimsw of Th Rea Fubllshing company, belnr duly iworn, aaya that the averase dally circulation fur tho month of No vember, 1!M, waa Bi.Jaj. , DWIUHT W1L.IAM8, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before me, thia 7th day of December. 19M. . . ROHEHT HUNTER. . Mary Publlo. ' ' Riihwlrwra leaving the city temporarily should have The It malUx! to them. Ad drifts will be changed aa often as requested. ' IfB to be " White Christmas," all ri&ht. Now, all together for an early ehori-evlr finish. A small tnlte can be made to produce a mighty lot of Christmas cheer. It doubtlew Is more blessed to give than to receive, but also more expensive. Most of the railroad locomotive engineers are said to come from the farm. "Safety Irst." Where Is that old-fashioned fellow who used to say "cam" for calm and "Sams" for Psalms? A suit against a railroad for $83,000 has re- aulted In a verdict for 13,504. Why raise freight ra'rs? But would a prohibition on exporting muni tions of war include our farmers' horses and mules T J j 4 it t t t i J Oh, why should the spirit of mortal be proud when the flrst-of-the-month bills remain unre cefpted? Those lions that went on a rampage in New York were smart enough to avoid the Tam many tiger. ' f. t i 4 - Cheer up. If things seem dull, Just remem ber that "Uncle Joe'j, Cannon will bo on the job to liven 'era up in aUlttfe while, , .with Ceneral Bliss in command of our troops on the Mexican border, we are moved once more to exclaim, "What's in name?" ' Water rates and electric light rates are both high In Omaha, and no contract obstacle pre vents bringing either of them down. Richard Harding Davla lar't saying anythlnB now or rather he la saying nothing in ft somewhat different way.-t. Louis Times, i Zing! - There's a diim-dum for you. WssasaaaanaMeaHBaaaaB- Still, Inasmuch as Secretary Bryan has not been able to control his daughter, it is a trifle far-fetched to hold hlru responsible for his aon-ln-Ww. f Don't save half-worn and out-of-style clothes. Give them to the needy, and buy new ones for yourself, for you wtfn't wear the old ones again anyway. : . It Is illegal to whistle on the streets of cer tain Russian towns; Yet when ft fellow finds the lid down tight what else can be do but whistle? - v While too early to say much about presiden tial nominees for 1916, the' mere mention of such names aa Hughes. Whitman. Herrlck and Ooethals suggest that the G. O. p. must have survived Armageddon in tolerably good shape. Former President Taft is doubtless correct in saying -that better means should be devised for compelling the states to heed and nupport our treaties with other nations, and yet even of more Importance would be a provision for com pelling nations to observe their own treaty obligations. - .... ' The sworn declaration of the Chicago convict that Omaha is one of the few cities where no pro tection is afforded, is not only a tribute to the Omaha police, but a knockout to the graft ktorles that the fakers like to circulate. It will not. however, atop the local yellow Journals from cc attuning to aprcad their fictions.' ir'""j' '-, ST ZdUssy The thermometer at Has Meyer", More at mid. Jiifht rtKibtered 13 degrees blow aero The mow plows, for the first time thia winter were attached to the a. reel cars. The anow had be m Hewn by the furious wind tn large drlfta ov.r the rHa In muny pUrta. , The ml.Hlou school at Kouit'eenth and Leaven worth U li.vltln Chru-tmaa offrrtntf. la the form t,f artirlea of elothli.tf for oor children to be left kt I. W. Mrri-lll'a eiore. 101J Jlitriicy. The ilu.iraJ Vnlou or-.htra diatlns-uivhed ltalf In. a ixmcrrt siven at Turner bail uder the leaderalun ft Frof. liofrmao. A taJtlti feature cf the prosra. waa t)i atrlnrd quartet. In which ilr. SaUer. the wtil known vlolinUt, reaiiared In Omaha, ind Un 1'uImM cuiilribuud e recliatlon. J. I 1'arnialre of 1'ay nevtlle, O.. iuid Jam-a Fn.-lhy. brother t,f P. P. fei.elby of the Union Paclttc. from the a.m. city, re at.pl. over in Oman f r a f-c Ji.y on tl,-ii y home fruin Lua Angelea. v. J. H tctweiler of tt.e Lutheran church P . .!.ed t.n the trt "Kgncr," li.lr.r thi. h.-liiiy fca'.it for aa atsuirwut nmti InUiuuvrauve. f Yet Orabbino; Not in Ftot. Official circles In Illinois are undergoing a far-reaching disturbance caused by ft court de cision Just rendered declaring unconstitutional and Illegal the grabbing- of hundreds of thou sands of dollars by county treasurers as pre tended foes for collection of the inheritance taxes. For more than twenty yeare, it seems, the treasurer over there have been holding out as their own 2 per cent of all the money taken In from probated estates, which for one Incum bent's term In Cook county amounts to over $100,000, to be recovered back from him or bis bondsmen. Now, th moral to the public is not that this graft has been going on, but that it is now to be stopped by construing the section of the con stitution, which declares treasurers shall be paid salaries fixed by law, to mean what it says. If this case had come up ten or fifteen years ago we have no doubt hair-splitting lawyers and technicality-hunting Judges would have found a way to help out the fee-grabbers, and let the taxpayers bold the sack. But fee-grabbing is no longer In favor anywhere no more so In Illinois than it is here in Nebraska and public officers who have their pockets lined with mon'ey that does not belong there., will do well to read the eigne of the times and put it back as fast as they ran. . , Eating to Music. War has been declared in Chicago on the cafe and restaurant dance and the people are rapidly taking sides. Mayor Harrison, heading a strong column of generous-spirited souls, de fies the enemy to do its worst. "They'd be burning witches at the stake if we could move back a century or two, these folks who denounce the dining room dance," says the mayor. , Well, there is no end of defense that might be made for eating our meals to music and dancing is music some dancing. Dr. Johnson said that "a man seldom thinks with more ear nestness of anything than he does of his dinner." Any little levity that leaves ft good taste, then ought to be exactly the thing for him. It would seem. True, as Shakespeare put it, "Things sweet to taste prove In digestion sour," pnly Shakespeare should have added "sometimes." Eating one's dinner to the tune and grace of high kicking is certainly not going to give one indigestion, especially If one is rather well along In life, where one's digestion calls for artificial excitement. ' ' . Of course, some folks are so far gone with crabbedness that even comely maidens' dancing availeth naught to help along the food to its Ood-glven service, but there is no use deciding the dance question one way or the other with reference to them. ( Some ha meat anrt canna eat, And some would eat that want It; But we hae meat and w can eat, Pa let tha Lord be thanklt ' Perhaps, afte- all,, one way to settle this caie dance matter would be to submit It to ft vote of the patrons of the dance cafe. Besides, there are restaurants that do not have dancing on the bill ef fare. x . The American Langtmge. Much good may come out of the national council of teachers of English" to devise wave and means of Improving our American enuncia tion, pronunciation and "artful use of the verna cular." For there is much that needs to be done along this line. Again our critics abroad 'are after us with the time-worn stricture that "among civilised folk Americans have the least agreeable speaking voice." If that Is true, If It is even half true, why, of course, as a natural race of leaders, content only with tha best, we must overcome It. . . ' One gets an interesting, if not always ac curate, view of himself reflected from the eyes of others. Jle xnuBt allow for faulty vision and yet he does himself Injustice who does not aeek to profit by honest criticism. 'So Americans will sit down once again and. patiently listen to what even their bellicose European friends have1 to say about the defects of their speech and the weak spots in their culture, albeit they smile as they listen. For when it cornea to genuine culture, the peace-loving Yankee is apt to prefer his old fogy habit of murdering the queen's EngllBh, to the spirit that has plunged other peoples of culture Into the mad act of murdering each other. ( For the time being, perhaps the study of comparative oulturea may as well be deferred. Let us look simply at the merits as they ap pear on the surface. Americans are a big people, geographically and numerically. We know that, however Inexplicable the causes, geographical lines make a difference In our speech, in our colloquialisms, our. vernacular. The southerner drawls his rounded corners, evading his "r's," while the northerner rolls bis "r's" around his tongue, sometimes very harshly, The New Englander bas his own peculiarities, and so fine are our geographical distinctions that New York ers seem to have a language of their own. In deed, the people residing In San Francisco actually speak very differently from those In other parts of California. Doubtless this Is due more to affectation than anything else, but it Is true, nevertheless. In the middle west It is merely a babel of tongues. But now when we consider our country as the great melting pot of the world, where streams of every tongue and nation meet and mingle, la It any wonder that imperfections of speech exist? It U not, replies our critic, nor any excuse for delaying the proposed work of improvement. Very good, neither, then, mus It be mistaken as an evi dence of a lack of culture. : Lawyen and Law-Makinf . ' It used to be said, and doubtless with an eminent degree of truth, that lawyers had a monopoly on law-making In thia country, bat the official roster of the coming Nebrask. leg islature discloses only tw0 members of the sen ate listed as lawyers and only twelve members of the house. Itt other words, out of a total of 133 law-makers only fourteen are down aa law yers. What may be the explanation for thi decadence of the legal profession we would not venture to guess. Perhaps legislative Inves tigation to inquire into the facts, and make a report on ,he same, might throw the needful llght on the subject. Secretary McAdoo't Intimate frleuds say be is a very witty man, Sure, he is or be would never have cracked that Joke about no politic figuring in the location of tboae federal reserve banks. . i I Growth of Air Fleets War Hats th Ras .. Flarurea ehowtne; the tremendoue growth of the air fleets of Europe since the war began, and aleo during the period when hostilities semed probable, have been mado public In Washington. They repre sent the beet Information our government has thus far been able to obtain through Its military and naval observer, as well as through other source. . Ab lute accuracy, la not claimed for them, yet they are confidently believed to correctly show the relative air strength of the contending powers. As summarized by the Washington correspondent of the Brooklyn Eagle, the figures show extraordi nary activity on the part of nearly all the powers Involved In the present war In the construction of aeroplanes within the T"t few month, and a les ser activity In the manufacture of dirigibles. In the matter of aeroplanes, tha allies hare far outstripped Germany and Austria-Hungary, while In the case of dirigible, Germany and Austria-Hungary have over taken the allies and are now In the lead, a fact due wholly to the rapid construction of Xeppellna by Ger many since the outbreak of the war. Captain Mark U Bristol, who has charge of avia tion In tho United States ftevy, presented the fig ures to the naval committee of the houee. The sta Unties he produced embrace an aetimate of the num ber of government and private aeroplanes suitable for military purposes that were owned In each, country last March, then of the number which war owned In August, at the time the war brolce out, and finally of the number which It believed are In service during the present month. The figures' Infllcato that the al lies have a total available aeroplane fleet today that l nearlf five times greater than that possessed by them last March, while Germany ana Austria-Hun gary have a fleet three times greater. Comparatlre Air Streagrtk. The figure showing thn relative aeroplane strength of the allies and their enemies, according to the very latest Information reaching this govera ment. are a follows! ' Name. " March. August. December. Allies m z,700 8.3S0 Germany and Austria- Hungary CS 1.D0 2,000 Divided among countries the aeroplane strength of the nations now engaged In tho European war is a follows: Name. I ' March. August. December. Austria-Hungary 121) 400 sno - Belgium 100 'CO Great Britain 400 900 France 421 1.400 1,400 Oermany ; M5 1,000 1,400 Japan 11 .... 20 Russia 313 S00 ' 1.000 Total 1JK 4.100 - (.380 Th above figure Include both machines owned by the various governments and by Individuals. All private machines, however, that are In any. way suitable for military use have already been com mandeered for war purposes. There are certain omission In the figures which do not materially attsr their significance. . For instance, it Is unquestioned that Great Dritain had a large number of aeroplanes available last March, although none are listed. Th only country which haa shown a decrease In Its Sir strength since th beginning of the war I Belgium. Slow Growth of Airships.' With regard to dirigibles, th figures submitted to the house naval committee show a materially dif ferent situation. Dirigible are not so easily con structed as aeroplane and for scouting purpose they are not considered nearly so valuable. Their num ber Is far lese than that of tiia heavier-than-alr ma chines. The, dirigible figure are as follows: Name.;' ' "March August. Deoemoer. Allies 43 61 64 Oermany and Austria Hungary 38 4 '68 Given by countries, the, situation with reference -to dirigible airship U( a follows: Nam. March. August December. Austria-Hungary ' t ' ' 8 ' 8 Belgium j ,1 ,, Great Britain. 1. , 12 'France 2d ' 22 a Germany 33 ' 40 60 Japan I ,. 2 Russia V is , 20 Total S3 to J3 While there la muoh debate - among military authorities a to the actual value of aircraft In wr, these figure are significant in .showing one import ant fact: That both aeroplane and dirigible may be constructed and put into, service In ,a short apace of tlm. Cwptaln Bristol told the naval oommltt-e that the various power now at war are still add ing to their air fleets very rapidly. Whereas th al lies, for instance, have almost multiplied their air fleet byflve stnoe last March, any suuh increase la naval vessel would be beyond the wildest dream. It take on an average of thirty month to build a bat tleship. An aeroplane or a Zeppelin can be built In a few week. Twice Told Tales HI Ttnisi. Th small boy cam home from Buaday school looking so dlaheveled and dusty that th mother had grave suspicion concerning hi having been at Sun day school at all. He explained hi diaarray by the fact that he had stopped at a neighbor huse to ee soms young puppies and had climbed Into a stable In order to be able to find them. - What waa th Golden Text?" inquired th parent. "Don't worry. You'U get th blanket," was the answer. There's nothing like that In the Bible," declared th mother. "Yea there la. I guess I know th Golden Text. Our rlas aaM It over and ever." To settle her doubt the mother telephoned th hoy's teacher. "Harry tells m that the Gulden Text today was. 'Don't worry. You'll get th blanket.' . What doe he meruit" With a peal of laughter the teacher explained th boy's statement, giving th text correctly: "Fear not. tho Comforter shall com unto you." National Monthly., . Preferred te tttaad. Herbert Quick, the author, smiled when the con. vernation at a amokeleat turned te th unfamlllarlty of th city people to the way of th country. He said he was reminded of the experience or Sambo. Sambo, who had lived all hi life in a big- metropo lis, got a Joe en a farm. Not knowing that the cam was new to him. T'ncl Josh gave the farmhand a bucket and a three-legged stool and told him to milk the cow. An hour later ftambo returned from the barnyard. ' "l4ok heah. fsoaa." he remarked, with a worried expression. "I guess I will ,hab to give up do Job uh mUktn' dat cow." "What tb matter?" wonder in sly asked Vncl Jsh, knowing Bossy te b kind and gentl. "Bh ain't afecred o you, 1 she?" "She ain't afeeiwd, boss.- answered Bumbo. . noat pathetically, "but ah won't mind. I tried fe mo1 an hour, but I couldn't make her act dowa on dat UtU stool." Philadelphia Telegraph. , The Hehetke. A congressman said th other day In Washington: "The afternoon I went through Carnegie ivac palace at The Hajru I could hear th drum ba41n and Uie soldiers marching lea than a block away ' "This -ar U a terrible scours. 1 sometime think that they wh ran stand up for It are as Insincere as the woman at the vaudeville show. "At thia show, when aa oriental dancer came on a young man Waned forward and said eagerly to a woman in front of him: 'Would you kindly remove your hat, madam? "The woman awung around and glared at him " "Cei taiuly not!" she sid. 'Tou r much too young to look at a turn li this. "-Washington 6lr ?v D ZzLL L M'oald Investigate Two .Why AHf OMAHA. XW. lll.-To the Editor of Th Bee: In reporting my talk before the Heal Estate exchange, one paper quoted me as stating there waa at least T.ft wasted by the fire department each year, but the reporter neglected to add the words "on account of the trouble shift ystem." This left the impression that the wacte was due t.0 the management of the department and not on account of the very unfomnate law passed In 130T forcing the city to adopt a double hlft system which wss not then In vogue In any other city In the United State. I am not at all surprised that the head of th department, Mr. Wlthneil. should be Incensed at the Implication that there Is waste In his department for which he Is responsible, hut an unintentional error on the part of the newspaper reporter doe not Justify him into a wranntl ntJ tack upon me, every statement of which is untrue and the llghtest Inquiry or re search would, have shown hlra that In stead of supporting- th double shift sys tem bill In 1907, I wns so active against It that every member of the -fire depart ment Including Chief gaiter knows that fact ' ' In my talk before the Real Estate ex change urging that body or the Commer cial club to make a careful investigation of city finances. In order that the dele gation may be well Informed as to the real needs of the city, I laid particular stress upon the Tact that my remarks had nothing to do with the personnel of the present city commission for the sinecure and needless department of th city government, if they exist, were created by statutes and the present city commission I compelled to fill these office by law. I almply wish to call the attention of the proper civic bodie to the need of the Investigation at this time. In order that the Douglas delegation may be Instructed how to amend th charter to save th heavy expense for salaries and depart ments that were created by law. In years past, but which have proven to be mere sinecures of political victory. Theae reform can not be carried out by the commissioners, but the laws must he (Amended or repealed at the coming session If we are to make a more efficient add economic cltv and county govern ment The same investigation should cover the county government. It la pretty gen erally conceded that the registry of deeds Is an unnecessary office. The work can be done by the county clerk. There I aleo some agitation to do away with the coroner's office and that work be done by the sheriff. Proper In vestigation win undoubtedly disclose other opportuntre to save thousands of dollars to the county and city, which we need badly In our parks, boulevards and library and other places. If the newspapers together with tho Commercial club and other civic bodies will join. In a nonpartisan, careful and business-like Investigation into the city and county expenditures and with recom mendations to the legislature to enact measures .carrying out the efficiency re form such as the legislature is expected to carry out effecting Us own affairs, I am sure that Omaha will within the next few years, If proper and efficient com missioner are elected, he able to put Its own' house In order to ' show to Aouth Omaha.- Dundee, ' Benson and Florence some advantages to be gained, other thaa the sentimental, by becoming a part of Greater Omaha. N. P. DODGE, JR. Rat Increases. OMAHA, Do. To th Editor of Th Bee: Most of us are too busy settling' the European war to spend valuable time about our own business, but there la still a limited number Interested In unimpor tant matters ilk rat raise and street car fares. These are concrete things near at hand that ordinary mortal can grasp. A part of the Interstate Commerce com mission has decided that the railroads are In bad condition and must be allowed to charge t per cent extra on all freight or go under. A minority of the commis sion say not Now here's what we'd like to know, what do they need the I per cent for? For a number of years every body who claimed to know anything about it, said the railroad were paying dividend on millions on million of water, and all th agitation haa been baaed on thi tat of affairs, which ' haa never been seriously disputed. So far as I have ever aeen la print not a dollar of the water has been equeesed out v A few years ago the Lincoln Traction company or Lincoln. Neb., desired to increase a certain far and applied te the State Railroad commission for permission.. This was granted, after a hearing, but th brainiest member of tb obmmlalon mad a dissenting report tn which he showed. and It wAs .not denied by anyone, that after allowing a coud return oa all their actual Investment th only way the raise could be Justified was by allowing a return on some million of dollars that represented absolutely no Investment Ha the Interstate Commerce commission done th same thing? , ' This isn't any Idle -question.' Nobody wants te hurt legitimate business, we're all in the same boat, what hurU legiti mate business hurts capitalist and lab orer and lawyer and doctor and editor and school teacher and eook. Railroad and street car companies have a right to a good return on Investment, but you're never going to get reeple t believe they need higher rate, no matter what state and national railway commissioners may do. so long- as corporation fight to th last ditch any effort toward finding out what th real value of their properties tt. The street railway company of Omaha come into court and allege that It cost o much, to haul each paasenger, but defiantly refuse to let 'anyone know upon what basis tt figure cast W do know that it figure, somehow, an In come on om $10,000,000 or 112.000. 000 of common stock, or at least th asent for tha sale ef lu bond so advertise, hut H refuse to make any showing and in pit of law looking to that end, no showing ha beea mad. What I going to be th result? Are ww going to get down to a business basis, or ara w going to return to th eld-time a turn alia of highway robbery by f ranch Ised corporation with tho who know, sandbagged lato ailsnc by th cry of hard time? It seems to ms that now. If rr. Is th time to fight this out If there .has been miarepre entatlota th part of newspaper and magaslne writers. Ufa know It and quit. If they have told th truth, let's not submit to robbery any longer, but let's ksow wast I th truth. Any other eoura mean simply a repetition ef th faro. If w let th corporations get away with their defiance, simply be cause business Is not good. w'tl )mt have t do tt all over again, and business will go up "and down Ilk a giant see saw. With rsilrosds and street cer and elec tric light companies and gas eompsnlee and ail other companies msking a good fat return on eery dollar Invested, there would be lien of this agitation. With all Intelligence people believing what they have heard snd read, that they are not satisfied with this but are demanding a return of two to five times their' invest ment SRltatlon is bound to continue and business Is bound to suffer. Why not stick to a demand for tho facts and. do 11 noW- H. W. MORROW. Calls It Inworthy of' White Mea. BANCROFT. Neb.. Dec. 20 -To the Editor of The Bee: Now we find the En glish calling Japanese and Indians, the French calling the Kenegaleee and others, and the Russians calling the , Cossack horde to help them win from Germany thlrty-flv square miles, this being th whole of Oermany's Asiatic territory. The Germans do not know how to handle such a situation. - . The Germans feel that the conduct of their enemies has amounted to areversal of the dignity of the white man.Tt seems Incredible to Germans thst European na tions should add to the horrors of war by calling to their aid the MonKollan and Ethiopian, whose Ideals are low or non existent who are really worse barbarians than the Germans have been unjustly charged with having shown themselves to be In' Belgium. t has been said that Germany la dased. It Is not for It is utterly alert and comprehends the situa tion aa It Is, but has been almost In Credulous In Its astonishment at the whole unbelievable affair. For forty-three years, although Ger mans have maintained a large and very powerful standing army, they have taken no Inch of ground save through peaceful arrangement with the other nations, who have taken their full share of that to be divided. The German people do not covot any Inch of foreign territory on the surface of the earth. Germany's ambassador said to Sir Edward Grey that If England would stand neutral Germany, after its inevita ble victory over France, would not claim a hcotere of French territory. After the Uerman victory, which Is no less assured now than It wss then, they shall, of course, consider matters with no regard for that stiRgestion. for England did not stand neutral, although that was Ger many's proposition. I am especially anxloi.s to emphasise the fact that Oermany Is not at war be cause of any greed for anything belong ing to Its neighbors. Germany was very busy and utterly contented with It own affairs when forced into this unjustifiable war. As to Uerman cruelties. Incidentally, why cannot America find a Rood basis for Judging whether or not the German nature is capable of e n h cruelties and outrages, a these charged by passing in review Its German-American cittsens? Could such tales as have been told of Germans be safely believed of them With out Incontestable proofs? In one sense the t'nitcd Htates is the largest German Colony In existence.' In all Germany' colonial possessions there are but 23,000 Germans, while in the I'nlted Btatet are more than S.lXW.oro Germans, aside from Americana of German descent. , O. It. OIVTHOFF. SMILING REMARKS. N Mrs. Borem Wngnt Grade, why Isn't J'oii brother Georgia at our party, too? OraiiH leoraie.'s been a good boy all week, and mntnma sold lie needn't come. Philadelphia Bulletin. Marie And when Jack ssked you if you wouldn't like him to kiss you. your reply. I hope, was properly scornful. Kitty I didn't replv at all. I Just turned up my nose. Boston Transcript. "How much did he pay for those grand opera tickets?" "Five dollars apiece," replied Miss Cay enne. "He must love music." "I'osslbly. And on the, other hand he may have very little respect for five dol lars." Washington Star. . "I wish I knew how to get rid of trou ble." "I'll help you out. I know a fellow who's always looking for It." Judge. ' a - M Oak - THC HOMg-OOINC DISTRICT OF THg ' 1 Go Home For The Holidays Christmas coming on Friday gives you three holi days in succession an excellent opportunity to visit family and friends or to have them visit you. Every " family ought td have a reunion once a year, and what time can be better than the Christmas holidays? Fares Only 2c Per Mile Look at the map, you will find Great Western service most convenient In nearly every direction, and our Union Depot connections at terminals are especially attractive. N Call or phone for actual fares and train schedules 1'. F. BOX'ORDEX, C. P. & T. A., 1523 Farnam Street, Omaha. . 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