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Somebody Home"
By Nell Brinklcy
Copyright, 1?14, Intr-rn'l News Service.
"Somebody home" nodded Love, "for when I
struck my knuckles there, 'way back in the in
tricate corridors I heard a tiptoeing and a rust
ling. Around the closed door of her heart I saw
tiny cracks of light when 1 was a long 'way off
in the wood seeking whom I might impose upon.
Here is no cold, empty house but warmth and
food for Venus' son. Here is no heart. of gum
drop but listen: you know that sweetmeat
made like a strawberry crimson with a thin
shell and filled with wine? My word a heart
worth working for! She's not so busy playing
Narcissus and thinking hard on Fashion that
when I knock she cannot hear. Far away back
in the place where she spins the web of her life
the stroke of my soft fist rings and the soul
of her gets to its busy feet and calls out, 'Com
ing!'" And the cynic to look at her, will say, I'm cer
tain thinking of fish-hook curls and Fashion's
kinks that some maids knuckle to "Somebody
home here, by George!" NELL BRINKLBY.
1 Don't Merely "Stop" a 1
Cough I
3 Btes tea TUi( that Caoeee It 8;
aad the Coach will 8
S Stop Itself 2
A cough i reall? one of our brut
friends. It warns im that there is in
flammation or obstruction In a danger
ous place. llierelore, wlien you net a
bail cough don't proceed to dose yourself
with a lot of drugs that merely stop"
the cough temporarily by deadening trie
throat nerves. Treat the cause heal the
nitlamed membranes. Here is a home
made remedy that pets right at the cause
and will make an obstinate cough vanish
more quickly than you ever thought pos
sible. Put 2V4 ounrea of Piner (50 cents
worth) in a pint bottle and nil the bottle
with plain granulated sugar svmp. This
Ifives von a full pint of the most pleasant
and effective cough remedy you ever used,
at a cost of only 54 cents. No bother to
prepare. Full directions with Pinex,
' It heals the inflamed membranes so
gently and promptly that you wonder
now it does it. Also loosens a dry, hoarse
or tight cough and stops the formation of
hlegm in the throat and bronchial tubes,
thus ending the persistent loose cough.
Pinez is a highly concentrated com
pound of Norway pine extract, rich in
truaiacol, and is famous the world over
for its healing effect on the' membranes.
To svoid disappointment, ask your
druggist for "2Vt ounces of Pinex," and
il'in't accept anvthin? else. A guarantee
of absolute satisfaction, or money prompt
ly refunded, goes with this preparation.
J'be Pinex Cu.. Ft. Wayne, Ind.
Advice to Lovelorn
By Beatrice
Fairfai
Column of Human Progress
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DEER BUCKED BY AN AUTO
Confronted iMicMenly hy a large deer In
the center of the road, while returning
honin In his mitomolille, Lawrence Ed
wants, Son of 'l ix Cull iclnr Kdwarda of
Mulli". tfiwnnhlp. New Jopry, made a
swInsltiR ti'-uil aioiiml the Rnlmal, but
struck another lsif hm k. The Impact
lifted the car hodily find It sworved Int
the adjoining s mh otik. TIk1 lav loosened
the holts holding; the top of the car, which
j fell, lovcrliiK the driver. Vlth one hanl
I hnhllng the cover and the other grasping
j the wheel, KdwnrdH mnde his way one
j of the woods without opportunity to shut
J off power. .
I When he f'Pally Flopped the c.ir Kd-
w a ills returned to the nrrne of the col
lision. I. ut was i:nnhlo to find the deer
which he thought he h.ul inanKled. Oame
j Warden l.oder wss notified and with Kd-
wards luveilgated the woods, hut only
found patches of deer hnlr, blood pools
and the ii:u1.k of where the animal had
made hH escape on thr,ie Icrs. A quail,
flattened nut like .1 pnmuke, where the
i in- rode over It on Its pest, was found
hv the warden. Kdwurds escaped with
I ellvht Injuries.-rhlladclphla Hecord.
The Column cf Human Progress, which
stands at the northern entrance to tho
a rand Court of tho t'nlverse, Panama.
Paelflo International exposition. Is a
ropltc.t o' Trajan'e Co'iUmn, erected In
Rome in the year 181 A. D. This column,
whloh waa of the Roman Doric order, was
twelve feet In diameter and 147 feut high.
A spiral band 809 feet long and dec
orated with 2,500 human figures extended
from the mottom to the Lop, the daalgn
probably intended to represent the un
winding of a roll of parchment giving
Trajan's victories.
The Column of human Progress la 1W
feet 3 inches high and 15 feet tt Incres in
diameter. The column proper Is 120 feat
hiKh. A steel structure supports the staff
work. A fret design in spiral effect ap
pro rs on the column, with a, replka if a
Human ualley at caili f-iurth rurid.
liieie is a aculpturad pndaatal four
teen feel high at the bass, the fries em
bodying in the prooetalon of figures th
auucosslvu guneratioua of human batngs
prsasing onward In tb pursuit of the
golden d rea ma of life. The frlas was
executed by Isidore Kontl. 'J'ha frlese
about the top of tho column Is of "The
Toilers. '
The group surmounting the column la
a iiotuhla conception. Three homnu fig-
urea are noted a kneeling woman and a
guarding male, supporting the centrul
figure of the Man of Purpose, who stands
polaed, holding a bow from which ho has
launched the shaft at tho target of
Truth. The group and fries of "The Toil
era" are the work of Herman A. Macnlol.
The llluatiatlon ahows the soaX folding
used while applying the staff work. The
attel structure supporting the column Is
claarly outlined. Tho placing of the
heroic group at the top was a delicate
tak, as the heao of the group covers
tho entlio top. The boom was swung to
the aldo of the column and the statuary
lifted Into place without mishap.
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Northampton, Mass.
Little Mary's Essay
She Discusses Matrimony
and Its Advantages
By DOROTHY M.V
My teacher told me to write a composi
tion on matrimony, and 1 linked my papa
what was matrimony.
And my papa said that matrimony was
the agreement that
Then t asked Hilda, our maid, what
was matrimony and she said, H what
Rives a gentleman tho right to talk tn
his wife as he wouldn't dare tallc to a
cook who could give notice and leave,
and what gives a woman the right to
wear curl papers and a kimono before a
man and sass him to his face. Hiiro, says
xhe, when a man and a woman get tired
of being polite and agreeable they get
married so they won't have to wear out
their good manners no more on each
other.
Then I usked pretty Utile Mies Mamie,
who Uvea next door to us and who's
got h great big new diamond ring, what
matrimony was and ahe autd, with her
eyes shining like stars, oh, child, matri
mony Is the Land of Heart's Desire, ajul
l'vo got a glory ticket to it.
When I urn grown up I am going to try
iiiutrlmony for myself.
Or
Koraet Her.
re4- Miss Fairfax: I have been paying
attention to a girl for nearly two years
and love her dearly. I think she carea
for me. too, because she sat with me one
day and on night when 1 waa sick, and
rlaht after that she gave me an expen
sive. Christinas , present. fh went to
the seashore this summer and promised
to write to mo once everv week, but. I
received but one letter the whole time
she was away, I answered four times,
thinking that I made a mistake In the
addrm. but received no en.-ex. 8h
came home two weks ago, and when I
telephoned to her brother I learned that
she waa going out with a man about flvo
years her senior. Sho on e told me she'd
never love any one but ino.
HAROLD It. W,
The girl has shown clearly that ahe no
longer carea for you. Her present feelings
have far mora weight than an outworn
promise to care for you only. Her af
fection isn't worth having, pon't grieve
over its loss.
A ttlllr Child.
Dear Miss Fairfax: I have brown hair,
blue eyes, regular features and clear akin.
Am I pretty'.' My friends think so.
1 am deeply in lov with a man four
years my senior, who is Indifferent to
me. He haa a good position and is able
to support a wife. t
"HROKEN-HKARTBD."
You might have all tne features you
mention and not be pretty at all how
can any one who has not seen ou tell?
Iion't you see how vain you are to ask
such a question? And you carry your
silliness a point further when you an
nounce you are "Jotply in love with a
man who never pays any attention to
t- , I
L. j I
you." Love has not come to you at all.
You are Just a vain nd silly child who
craves admiration even that of
stranger. .
ot to Br Thought Of.
Dear Miss I'nnfux: My daughter Is 21!
and haa been going with a vouhk man oi
' and is engaged to marry him. This
young man we found out a few weeks ago
has been married five years and his wife
ran away from him, but he gave us au
assumed name when he came to thu
house, lie also admitted lie was going to
marry her In that assumed name, and
take the risk without being divorced. My
daughter know he was married all the
time. My husband and 1 told him to
keep away from the house and not tu
write or see her before he got a divorce.
Hut he has seen her, and sent letters,
telling her not to take notli of ua oi
anybody else, but Juit use her own mind.
The engagement ring which he gave her
haa not tiie right initial Inside.
A WOHH1EU MOTIIEH.
Your daughter hase been a rash and
roollsh girl and the man's actions were
criminal. He might have been aent to
prison for bigamy hod the marriage taken
place, and disgrace and shame would cer
tainly have ton we to her. I do not see
how she can ever trust bltn after what
ha taken place, nor do I see much chance
for happiness In a marriage between
them. Jn any event, she must not risk
her reputation further by having more
to do with him until bis divorce haa been
accomplished. Ask your daughter how
safe ahe feels to entrust her future to
man who drove hiu first wire to running
away from him and who waa ready to
ruin the reputation and future of a girl
he pio.Vs.'cd to love.
man and woman
signed up for a
continuous scrap
ping bout In which
every kind of a foul
and a strangle hold
and fall were al
lowed, and where
the man generally
got the mat. be
cause the woman
outclassed him In
quick tongue work.
And my mother
said It was a shame
to toll a trusting
Innocent little child
such a thing as
that. My mother
said that matrimony
game in which the womun neaily alwuys
guessed wrong, because ahe thought that
what ahe was getting In a husband was
a grand, noblo horo who would spend his i
life In cherishing her end tnuKIng her
happy, and buying her new gowns and
automobllea and things.
And what she got was a miserable
little human shrimp that was always row
ing about the bills, and thought that a
woman ought to weur her year before last
furs, though, goodness kuowi, they r
wasn't In the style at all and anybody
could see they were mangy.
Then I asked my uunt, Amanda, who Is
an old maid mid who locks the door when
ahe puts on her comploxlcn, what matri
mony was, and she said iiiiitrimony Is ont
of the things that a wiinau is perfectly
miserable without until she does and ut
terly wretched aftcrwurd, and loen she
said, run away, child, nni play.
1 asked my uncle, Hob, who is iin old
bachelor with a funny huld pot on the
top of his head, ant a huy window and
lots of money, what matrimony was, and
he euid it was what o man got foi talk
ing too much to a lady In the uioonlUht,
and not being foxy enough to dodge the
traps that were set for him, and that It
served him Jolly well rlcht for being sue!
a mutt.
Then I asked my gtandma what matri
mony was. and ahe auid, well, In my
time, It was 'a life Job and in your
mother's time it seems to be a tempo
rary engagement, and by the lima you
are grown up I suppose there won't be
any. And then she slihed and said, mat
rimony Is life, my child. It' Is sunshine
and rain. It ia tsars und laughter. It U
peace and strife, it la heart break and
heart's delight. It Is happiness and sor
row. But only those have really lived
wk have beta married.
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