TJ1K JJKK: OMAHA. KKIDAY, 11, i:U4. V 4 THE OMAHA DAILY DEE FOUNDED BT EDWARD ROSKWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATKK, EDITOR. The Poo Publishing Company. Proprietor. BED BUILDING, FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Kntered at Omaha poetoffle srond-elas matter. TERMS Or SUBSCRIPTION. By fmw per month. iny and "iinday.., r Me... Tilly without Hunrtajr....' 4NJ... t-Venlns snd Sunday ...... ......"c... r.ventn without Sundsy m "O- ftnnav Tl.a only Rend notice of rhanes ef Py mall per year. H ') 4 0 no 4.00 c 1 .00 address or complaint of lrrrnlarlty In Department. delivery to Omaha Bra, Circulation REMITTANCE. Bemlt hT draft, express or postal order. Only two cent at am n revived In payment of smell ee rounts Personal checks, eieept on Omaha and,eaater eiohar.se. not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Ruildlns;. South Omaha ail N effort. C ouncil Bluffs 14 North Main Street. Lincoln W Little Building. Mrago Sol Hearst nunnm-,. New Tor Room liw. p uroi imu Ft. Lntils-MS New Bank of Commerce. Washlns-ton T25 Fourteenth BC, N. W. CORRESPONDENCE. Address communication relatlnc to new and edW torlali matter to Omaha Bee. Sditortal DeparUnsnt. NOVEMBER C1RCLXATION. 52,531 State of Nebrssks, County of Douglas, as. Ijwlght Williams, circulation manua-er of The Bee Publishing company. belns; duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for the month of No vember. 1914, waa Bl.Slll. DWKiMT WILIAM8. Circulation JIansirer. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me thla 7th dsv of Tecember, ItH. me. mis ROBERT UUNTEK, rotary Public. enbacriber leaving Otm city temporarily Mould bar Trie liee mailed to ttsen. Ad dress frtlJ be changed aa often aa requested. How about moratorla on Christmas charge account? And yet thla war seems no holler now than before the Turks flew Into It. g JMJi I Dlzinude, the "button" In this war game, passes back to the allies once more. "There's Music In the Air," runs a fine little song winter air no Jem than any other. If It Is more blessed to give than to receive. Bo one need look for an opportunity to become blessed. ... - It tends to compromise the "shop early" ar gument for a roan to use It to excuse his get ting home late. , Obserre, though, that British, German. French, Austrian, Belgian, Russian alike all hail the good ship, Christmas. With all his nature-controlling Intentions, Wizard Edison is still unable to hold the fire fiend from devastating his own construction plant. If the railroads should succeed In raising their passenger rates 60 per cent, they would soon be complaining more than ever about auto mobile competition. There may be no connection, bnt still there Is a strong coincidence In the fact that oar tirades of unemployed always take place under democratic administrations. , , In paying a man 112.000 to put out some expert publicity matter lon; the Colorado- mine strike, John D. Rockefellow, Jr., also pays big tribute to the power of the pen. Darid Starr Jordan Is right In pronouncing "military efficiency" the "grimmest Jest of all," for the greater the "efficiency" tfce greater the destruction of life end. property. A debate, 'such as occurred at the farmers' convention, between our fellows-townsman, 8. Arlon Lewis, , and Charles Wooster, the sage of Silver Creek, ought to be worth going miles to hear. Rear Admiral, Fletcher tells s that the United States la unable to cope with the most powerful navy in the world. No, neither is any other country except the one possessing the most powerful navy In the world. Our border warfare experience In Arlsona suggests that national boundaries, Instead of being merely an Imaginary line, should consist of a strip of territory wide enough to stop bul lets fired on one side from falling on the other. Nebraska farmers want It distinctly under stood that they do not want any public ware house law at all. Why, we had been almost led to believe that this public warehouse law was for the sole benefit of the farmers, and that the prairies were afire lor It. 1 The democratic Lincoln Star Is already nominating republican candidates for governor in 191 0. It Is a little early for republicans to busy themaelve with that Job, but there is noth ing to prevent the democrats from finding amusement In it If they want to. The Kaiser. For the time being Interest in the war will center largely In the condition of the Oerman emperor, as the one bis; Individuality in the arena of battle. Undoubtedly reports from the sick room will be as eagerly watched In one place as another, but especially by all Fatherland-loving Germane, Of the official and un official reports of the kaiser's Illness, the latter at present Is the more dlsroursglng. The sig nificance of this Is by no mesns obscure, though It may be hoped that for once an official bulletin from a distinguished sick bed has reflected the true condition. In any event, the illness of Emperor William is only another reminder of the fierce and relentless exactions the war is making, not only on the men In the trenches, but on those directing operations as welt. Rural Education. The Nebraska Farmers' congres does well to Indorse legislation for systematic Improve ment In rural education. Its recommendations, a few of which we desire to restate here, show how thoroughly the subject has been studied: To provide a legal minimum equipment for rural school buildings. To oreata a wider line of the school building. To require more strict sanitary conditions In con nection with the aihool buildings. To act 17 years as the minimum age at whlrh a person may teach In this state. To create a department In the state normal schools for the training of rural teachers to meet the needs of rural education. All of these and other recommendations are important, but it seems to us that the concrete need Is summed up rather effectively In this last proposition, a need to which The Bee has repeatedly called attention. While not seeking or desiring to keep bright country boys and girls out of the city, where they always have been and always will be needed, the necessity for more education of the country children country-ward Is patent to anyone who bes given the subject the least attention. And this sort of education cannot, as experience has shown, be obtained by haphazard method, but only by systematic effort. We shall never magnify the attractions of the farm to the child of the farm by continuing to make his education distinctly urban. And let ua stop the idiotic waste of time and money in sending a slip of a girl, or even boy, from a city school out to teach the sons and daughters of the farm with no equipment ex cept a piece of paper called a diploma. In all too many cases the practice has been to shunt off onto the country school the green beginner, who knows nothing about farm life and cares less and who, nine times out of ten, makes a ludicrous mess of the Job. The same need for system In the teaching applies also to the teacher. "Create a wider use of the school build ings;" make the school more of a social center, as the country school used to be. This is a Tltal factor. ' Sanitation Is supremely Important. Now, let every live Interest In the state, urban and rural, get behind this program and push it so that Nebraska may lead out in this great re form. , "'. s 'WX Once More the Hone. Persistent demands for American horses in Europe assume alarming aspects when the horse question Is more than casually thought of. It Is positively anomalous the way the horse has held his own In market value against the ag gression of his business rival, the automobile. Anyone can recall how only a little while ago wise ones were picturing the passing of old Dobbin because of the auto's popularity. Yet when Franc orders 150,000 horses from the United States, In addition to vast purchases al ready made and to be made by other belligerent countries abroad, we draw our breath in amaze ment, and well we may, for If the horse unaided by war conditions continues so much In demand, what will be the result after the war it these shipments continue? What was the result after the Doer war Paralysis of the American horse market, as everyone remembers. And the Boer war was hardly more titan a pleasant little duel aa compared with what Is going on at present In Europe. Anyone who thinks the automobile with all other causes combined has depreciated the value and demand for the American1 horse may find ont his mistake either by buying a horse or consulting the federal census, which shows that 19,711,0(0 horses and colts on the farms and ranges la 1910 were valued at $2,076,297,828, as compared with 11.J0S.901 in 1900 valued at nry 11,060,(26,987. While the number went down slightly, the average price more than doubled. Of course, it Is possible to think of many other prices that doubled In the same period, but even that does not destroy the force of the point we make regarding the horse. It may yet become necessary to levy an em bargo upon the shipment of mares, as has been done In some other countries, for Unci 8am must not be driven to the extremity of old Richard, who cried out, "My kingdom for a horse." Wealth in Killing Machines Maslsa'a ftreat llnarh. "Maslm, hang . your electrlrsl machines. Tf you want to mske your everlasting fortune and pile up gold by the ton. Invent a killing- machine-something that will enable these Europeans to slauKhter each other with greater facility that Is what they want." An Amerlran acquaintance shot the Ironical re marks at fir Itlram f. Maxim In Vienna back In V The famous Inventor was vlelllng the Austrian ca llal seeking a market for an electrical regulator en I a chemical discovery for which he was made a chev alier of the IesUm of Honor by the French govern ment. Hiram was out for a fortune. The American's words set him a-thlnklns. From thinking came ac tion, and from action grew the fortune of the Maxim house, built tipon and buttressed by killing machines. There are two Maxims, eacli d:sUr.Kulnhel as In ventorsSir Honry Stevens Maxim, lorn In 1M0, and Hudson Maxim, who changed his front name from Iaae fur business reasons, and who was born In lVvl; for the younger was also a great 'inventor. though his fame was overshadowed by that of the elder. If both were not great generals, both con tributed more to th killing of men than did any one general who ever lived. Blr Hiram with the rapM flrlng gun, explosives, smokeless powder, to say noth ing of automatic production of cheap Illuminating gaa, electric power and lighting, etc.; Hudson with ex plosives, smokeless powder similar to that produced, by his brother, torpedoes and other things, several of his patents being acquired exclusively by tho United States. Hiram, early In tho SCa, feeling that he had not been fairly treated by the. United States government In the matter of some of Ms patents, renounced hi American cltlsenshlp and became a cltlsen of Great Britain, to which government he sold some of his most valuable palents. The Start in Fortane. Kir Hiram has recently given to the public the story of the manner In which he became the inventor of the marvelous quick-firing gun, which may fairly be said to have Wen responsible for the slaughter of hundreds of thousands during the present Kuropea i war and several lesser previous wars. He remembered his physical sensations when he fired one of the old rifles of the United Htatee army and had "cussed" the recoil, or "kick." All that came back to him, and It seemed a simple thing to utilise the recoil. There waa surely enough energy thus wasted to reload the sun and make the machine act like clockwork. He returned to Paris and at once began, operations on Ms automatic gun that was to revolutionise the warfare of the world. From tho Initial mechanical work In Paris he turned Ms steps to London and there opened a little workshop, where he could pursue his operations uninterrupted. Only a short time elapsed before he had a gun that loaded Itself by the recoil, and he waa ready to give It a seml-publlc trial. The prince of Wales, many members of the nobility and officers of the army and navy came to see the marvelous firearm. Then he. was asked to fire it before government officials at Bn field. He astounded his distinguished spectators by firing 833 rounds In half a minute and exhausted a belt of 2,090 cartridges In a fraction over three minutes. The government Immediately gave him a large 'order, which enabled Mm to organise a com pany. ' Smokeless Powder. But there waa too much smoke. Lord Wolseley It was who remarked to him that the gun Would be of little use unless Mr. Maxim could Invent a smokeless powder. As an expert and delving chemist this was right on his own ground. He began experiments with combinations of guncotton and nitroglycerin. An amutlr.g feature of his experiments at this stage of the matter was that the Fenian scare waa on In America and It waa decidedly risky for an American In England to ba "monkeying" with these skittish materials. Therefore he went to Scotland and mado arrangements with Mr. McRoberts, an expert In high explosives, to manufacture his smokeless powder. He Invented a screw press for spinning a combina tion of the two explosives Into threads. Military ex perts told him that no government on earth would even look at a smokeless powder containing a parti cle of nitroglycerin. ' This waa a poser, but American genius was not to be daunted. He found that after being exposed to the air for a ahorf-tlme Ms powder became wlckedjy dangerous.- To prevent that threatening evaporation he used castor oil, which was a certain preventive of evaporation. To overcome prejudice of military men he reduced the quantity of ' nitroglycerin and the composition waa finally 72 per cent guncotton, per cent nitroglycerin and I per eent castor oil. The ex periments were . tedlqua. but pending a finality the inventor took out a number of patents on the powder and also- on -apparatus for making it and recovering the aol vents. - Meantime his brother,' Hudson Maxim, saw sample of the powder that Hiram had sent to America' and went to Kngland to 'see the letter's laboratory and study methods of making. .The result waa that ha was employed by his brother at a large salary and sent to Springfield. Mas., where In government trials he entered the powder in the name of H. Maxim, and the "H.. Maxim" powder in the trials "beat all others completely out of tho field," as Hlr Hiram says., "and my American friends congratulated mo very much." People and Events ; MiS SI fiitJ The Omaha Light Guards has been organised aa a local military company with these officers: Captain. K. O. Crap: first lieutenant. M. P. O'Brien; second lieutenant, jt. i. Wells; secretary. A. A. Scott; tress urer. v. f. Muanelman. juicneei i-ay. lur me last nine years engineer si ma posioiiioe, nas oeen appointed to a similar position in tn new court house, and Oelrge Kelly nas phd mane, janitor ot uu new building. Th ladies of the English Lutheran Church, corner of Sixteenth and Harney atrtets, are conducting a fair. lt fancy goods department Is In charge of Uadaoui Swarulander, Korty, George Lawrence. Uicklnson. B. Rinlth, Fisher. J. J. Rellly, Paynte and Bossman; asd the culinary department, undvr the opervUlon ef airs, P. J. Nichols, assisted by Mas name Goodman. F. Preael. Hulff. Jardlne. Koeder Zlmrntr, and the Misses Dollle Hsrpster. Kannle Sex' auer. Ussle Wlls May Nichols. Minnie Rellly. Grace lieaffley. Bertha Lelsenrlng and Margie Hunt. James Van Closter and Miss Ada P. Gastln ware marrlrd at IMS Howard street, by Rev. Wtllard Scott. They will reside on Leavenworth stieet, near Twenty nd. Uuy C. lisrton and family have go east. Krlt-fil of Mls Clara. Pierce are digressed to 1. am lii&t she is wrioualy ill with typhoid. Publicity for Tax Shirkers. "At the last session of the executive commit tee," writes the secretary of the Nebraska Press association, "the legislative committee was In structed to look after the preparation ' and In troduction of a bill In the coming legislature compelling the county contmlssloner of each county to publish In the newspapers the com plete assessment list of all taxpayers. What is your opinion of such a measure?" We are quite willing to give onr opinion which Is that the tax shirkers will Immediately ratse a cry of newgpaper grab, charging that the measure is a selfish scheme for the publishers' profit. And yet we know that It the business of a Messing and collecting taxes were In the hands of an Individual or private corporation instead of public officials, this Is exactly what would be done. Publicity of the assessment list would without doubt do more than anything else to produce more adequate returns, and th amount added to the valuation would produce a tax revenue which would make It a paying In vestment. We refer, of course, to the personal property assessment more than to real estate assessments. We epprehend. however, that the members of the legislature, being themselves presumably entered on the tax lists would pre fer for the most part not to have their ratings placarded, and will be more or less opposed, not becaase advertising the assessment roll might be a good thing for the newspapers, but because H would be a bad thing for the tax shirkers. Convinced that the policy of preparedness Is the proper caper, a realdont of Wheeling, W. vs., has bad himself measured for a coffin. Warring rulers who promised to do Ihelr Christmas shopping in the capitals of thetr enemies are at liberty to explain their absence by post-card. ."Bee America First" Is the proper slogan for' tour ists, but the wise ones will first consult hotel schedule lest their slse mar th beauty of the scenery. The most expensive, jewels of war come In small packages. A good torpedo costs from W,8u to 17.100 and a shot from a 42-centlmeter gua burns up ts.OM. In the matter of Christmas decorations none sur passes the Red Cross seal In its reach of good will. Besides sticking to Its duty from start to finish it carries a heart touch to the unfortunate. Advance symptoms of the hook worm are Indicated In Chicago by a movement to turn back the hands cf the clocks from central to eastern standard lime. They dislike getting up In the dark at 1 a. m. In the opinion of a butcher at Salem, Ore., resula tlon of business overleap the bounds of patience. His opinion was underscored by a fine for weighing n th paper with which he wrapped his meat package Exhaustive search of fashion authorities failed to supply a satisfactory answer to the question: "Wh.it color is suitable to wear by the wife of No. 4 en the death of her divorced No. J?" Th suggestion of "glad rags" la a unseemly as Jesting at a funeral. Missouri continues Its bombardment of corpora tions, particularly those which neglect to come across with a registration fee et IS. Charter of l,Mu negligent corporation were revoked on the first vt the month. Now It will cost them each to com back and be good. v A curbstone prescher In Chicago, on trial for beg ging, declined the service of counsel. "Those lawyer ain't nu good," he remarked, looking squarely at the court, "and Judges I nearly as bad as lawyers. - I want a jury." Tba court had in mind a i fln. The Jury mad it IS. Score for the preacher: Si out, 130 ahead. The death of a Mr. Wendell In New Tork, leaving a fortune of 130,000.000 tn real estate calls attention to the huge fortune accumulated thrvugh Investments in lots and acres. The Astor, the Knoa and the Marshall Field fortunes are founded on such Invea; mtrils. But the number who lost never reach print. Courage and ability to see beyond tomorrow are as necessary to success in that line as tn any ettur L busineea. . living la a land of peaoe baa the great advantage of enabling genlu to develop without war distrac tions thing that make for the human uplift. This fact la emphasised by Rev. A. R. Seaman vf Connellavtlle, Pa., whose studies and experiments lu removing the smell from llnibrger cheese appear to be crowded with auccess. For the present hi won derful formula Is a secret, but th advance notice of the disi-overy furnish fair promises of thrills t come to devotees vf Hubcrgur dolUacWs. XV mm Apoatle Paal m Baeheloef OMAHA, Deo. 10. -To the Editor ot The Bee: Your correspondent. A. Moraine of Council Bluffs, evidently referring to Pr. W. O. Henry's speech reported In The Bee the other dsy. rises to remark that suffrage Is not found In the Bible and Is not a Bible doctrine. Paul, he say, was en "old bachelor and had no use for women." All of Paul' writings Imply the noblest regard for women. He may have been a bachelor or be may have been a widower. He doesn't tell us. There Is nothing In the Bible that tells. Hcholara have fallel to reach a definite conclusion on the subject. Home think he was a bachelor, some a widower. If fr. Moraine knows, he Is ahead of the rest. The assumption that Paul was a bach elor Is generally based on M statement to the Corinthians. "For I would that all men were even a I myself." Imme diately following he eddressed his re marks to "the unmarried and wldowa," which may have a special significance. But "eVen as I myself." Is construed as having a broader, deeper meaning than merely as to Paul's own domestic status, as witness thla declaration before Agrlppa, with which the Corinthian re mark Is connected by marginal refer encee: T would to Clod that not only thou, b'lt also all thst hear me this day. were both almost and altogether st'ch as 1 am, ex cept there bonds. Agrlpps, It will be recalled, hart a moment before confessed to Paul that "Almost thou .pereuadest me to be a Christian." Now, the preponderance of opinion la that Paul belonged to the Sanhedrln. It certainly would seem so from another remark before Agrlppa, confessing hi part as Haul of Tarsus In persecuting the saint, Htephen and others: "I gave my voice against them." "My voice" as what, If not as a mem ber of the Sanhedrln. the Brest deter mining council T This and other reasons have convinced most scholars, we think, that Paul was a member of the Sevihedrln. If he was, he was not a bachelor, for, according to the law, only such as had "one wife" were admitted to member ship in the Sanhedrln. So. In addition to coinciding -most heartily with all Dr. Henry said as to the Bible being antago nistic to woman suffrage In principle, I believe there Is still a question as to whether Paul was ever married or not. A LAYMAN. ' Old Brother" Habbard. .OMAHA. Deo. W.-To the Editor of The Bee: The dally newspapers report that "Brother" Hubbard, who wrote "A Mes sage to Garcia" for the railroads, another pamphlet against organised labor for the National Association of Manufacturers, e'tc, tried to sell John D. Rockefeller, sr., 1,000,000 copies of hi magaxlne con taining an article favorable. to the oper ators In the late Colorado mining trouble for $a,(X. but sold only 1,000 copies for $200. ' Old "Brother" Hubbard Went to the Clipboard To get his fat dog a pie, But when he got there He went up In the air The sum wss 1S8,000 shv. ..WILLIS HUDSPETH. The Party and the Pie. ' OMAHA, Dec. 10. To the Editor of The Bee,: I . read the article by "Democrat tells how to keep Nebraska In democratic column" in your paper. If I may be al lowed the space I wish to add a few worna on the subject. No political nerty under the sun can carry out ts pledges unless every office, as Mr. Cfane says. la filled with men of the same affiliations as th party tn power. n If the majority of the voters decide .to have either republicnn, democratic, so cialist or what not rule, I for one would like to see the principles ot the success ful party carried out in full so far aa Is possible. I have never held publla office nor neither have I any desire to serve Itv that eaiHicity, but were I employed as such under some party I would expect to step aside when a change was made by the votera and give way to men who had by their efforts and hard work made the change possible. I would be of a different political belief than the Incom ing administration and could not con scientiously work In harmony nor unlBon with It. Repay the capable workers of any party who 1mve been faithful and loyal to the successful candidates of that party. If not then, what la the use of having party affiliation? M. BOWLSBV. Boosting Militarism SVMJ OEMS. Milwaukee leader Whether In war or In peace, the beet thing to prepare for Is pesce. If you do not believe It sek of those poor devils In the trenches who are watching their comrades writhe and die In the ehrapnel-swept fields to which no aid can come. New Tork Post: When a history ef the great war as It affected the United States Is written fifty years hence, the hysteria of the organisers of safety leagues to prevent our being Invaded by the victor in the European atruggle will doubtless afford a most entertaining chapter. New York World: This question of preparedness, tf It Is to be discussed at all. ought to be dlscussel aoberly, seri ously, honestly, and by men who know what they are talking about. If the issue hss been raised merely to cover partisan politics and pocketbook Jingoism with a mask of patriotism. It la a manifestation of moral treason to the nation. Indianapolis Newn: The present Is no time to stir up trouble. The public Is not Indifferent to the natlon'a "prepared ness," nor Is It indifferent to the strict attltudo of neutrality which It must main tain. We are In no danger from attack, and shall not be for some time to come. There will be time later on to pursue the proposed InveistlgBtlon when the world is more at peace. Mr. Gardner's apprehen sion Is not shared by the majority. fpringf iel 1 Republican. "Suppose," said a speaker at a conference In New Tork, and he makes the nstlon's nerves creep by his imsglnary situation: "Suppose England Is crushlngly defeated in this war and Its enemies wish to Invade Canada. They find Its coast protected, so thoy decide to attack from the Ameri can aide. A big fleet and an expeditionary force appear off New Tork and ask per mission to march the Invading army up the Hudson valley. We refuse. We might say we were neutral, but we have had an example of bow much certain powers respect neutrality! Purpose the invader ia strong enough to force hi way upon our soli and that Americans, who do not like to see invaders marching on our eoll against Canada, try to Inter fere with their march. Tou can see the towna all along the Hudson river Al bany, Poughkeepste and others laid In ruins." Why a sane and responsible American should sppe.il to the public with such overheated twaddle is past finding out. There Is nothing in it but militarist hysteria. Law Should Prohibit Treapaseln oa Railroads. CHICAGO. Pec. 10,-To the Editor of The Be" About 1:10 n, m., November 27, 1914, John Rohrberg, while stealing a ride on one of our freight trains at Omaha, foil and was run ever and so badly Injured that It was necessary to amputate both his legs. . So msny. accidents of this kind are constantly occurring, not only on the tracks of this company, but In all part of the country, caused by persons walk ing on the tracks or flipping on the cars, resulting In death or Injun, that I have been requested by the central safety eommitt&c of this company to call your attention to the matter. Tou will find attached hereto a card showing the statistics taken from the reports of the Interstate Commerce com mission for twenty-tour years ending June 30. UU3, of accidents of this kind, whirl, show 108,000 persons killed and 117. 2ST persons injured walking on railroad tracks and flipping cn cars. During the year ending June SO, IMS, which Is the last year for which we have any records from th Interstate Cotn rnerc commission, 5.54 persons were killed while walking on the tracks or Tipping on the cars, and (.tie injured, nearly every Injury being a permanent disability. This means that there were twenty eight times as msjiy trespasser killed during that year as there were passengers killed in train accident during th same year, over l,0no,0O0.0U0 passengers being transported. Most of the trespasser killed and Injured are respectable clUien or children and It seems to us that their lives should be Just aa valuable to their families and to th communities In whlrh they live aa are Ih Uvea of passengers who ride in the reaches.. Accidents of this kind, many of which are especially deplorable, frequently bringing poverty and destitution to the families ot the deceased, oould easily be prevented if laws were enacted pensile Ing people trespassing oa th tracks. Thinking tbat possibly you or your community may be Interested in this matter, we call your attention to R. R A. RICHARD. Chairman Clilcao North Western Central Safety Committee. "Can vou give 'me a single Instance, wheie the less wss made to contain the 'T..L'r.' t-. .n a bis: woman make hereeU small enough to go tnrough her husband s pockets.' -Baltimore American. "But." eald a member of the building committee to the architect, "you haven r. a single spire cn the church. , "No. In these days of advanced clvl" tlon It is beiter to bu.l.i your churches war-proof." Detroit Free Press. Cap n Noah. "IleTeT call thst mouse awsy from there. The mice r not to land first. What a he doing? Japheth. executive officer: H on please, cap n. he's testing the gangp ank for the e!ephants."-Cleveland I Iain Dealer. "There goes Mfrs Van Antler. T"'J her father and mother divorced Involved In e rne kin-1 of scandal? "Yes. But she Is so pretty and ngag ln that she hope to make her way without taking advantage or ma. LI' Turkey-Tou would be of mere use o the world tf you were not stuffed up wun your own Importance. Feseock-1 wold rather be stuffed up with my own Importance than with bread and onions.-Baltimore American. "What Is the shape of the earth?" asked the teacher. "Round." ... .., "How do you know Us round r "All right. If square, then; I Jjnt want to start any argument. Columwa Jester. . A MODERN MAID. She's as charming as a picture. Is this modern msld I know, As she poses 'midst the roses In the evening's sunset glow. And her slender tspered fingers While coquetting with a fan. Could put a dsrt Into the heart Of a poor deluded man. Flashing Jewels on those fingers; Latest thing In way of frocks; But I wonder, oh, I wonder, Could she darn a pair of socks? Her eyes have caught the sunlight And the color from the sea. And the roses' hue reposes In her cheeks so daintily. She can weave her glorious tressee In a halo round her face; She can paint on silk and china. And make yards of filmy lsce. As I watch her skillful fingers Through the silken meshes fly, 1 wonder, oh. I wonder. Could she make an apple pie? She Is up In art and classic. And all sorts of ancient lore. She can sweep a graceful courtesy, Hut could she sweep a floor? With games of golf and tennis She many an hour beguiles. But do you think those dainty feet Could walk a doxen miles? She ran dance the latest dances. And the old Virginia reel. But I wonder, oh, I wonder. Could she cook a decent meal? Omaha. DAVID. EXCURSION RATES SOUTH Reduced rate, round trip winter excursion tickets on sale dally to many points In the South and Southeast, via the. CHICAGO MILWAUKEE & ST. PAUL RAILWAY New Orleans $41.18 Mobile $41.18 Jacksonville.. ..$50.68 Miami, Fla. .. . . .$72.78 Final return limit June 1. eel Palm Beach Augusta, Oa. .. . Havana, Cuba . '. Tampa, Fla 862.28 J69.18 $43.53 587.18 1916, except tickets to Havana, Cuba, limited to return In six months from date of sale. Liberal stop-over privileges Attractive diverse route tickets also on sale at rates which will be furnished on application. Delightful tours to the West Indies, South America and, from New York to San Francisco through the Panama Canal. Three splendid dally trains provide service of the well known high standard of the "Milwaukee" Road and connect at Chicago with through trains for all points South and East. For particulars inquire of - W. E. BOCK, C. P. A., 0. M. & St. P. Ry. 1317 Farnant St., Omaha. Neb. O. l Eberie, dead la Philadelphia. left order to keep weaaaa away from his funeral. Now in Progress Christmas Fair Of the Churches In the Court of the EE BUILDING Tliis annual event is the opportunity par excellence to select seasonable gifts for friends and relatives. The la dies have been preparing all year, and their offerings are numerous and the prices reasonable. Have You Seen It? The beautifully decorated court is thronged daily with purchasers, and the bargains in fancy goods, linens, hand made wearing apparel and other useful articles are fast disappearing from the counters. Couie early and make your purchases now. " The Ladies of 24 Churches are interested in the success of the FAII. They need your help and encouragement, while you need the relief from the fatigue of further shopping c;-es. They have selected ideal Christmas.gifts for you. NEW AND COMPLETE STOCKS EVERY TWO DAYS. Here Are the Churches Selling Today and Tomorrow: Church Chairman and Residence Phone North Preabyteiian Mrs. T. L. Travis, 3 ill Fowler Ave.. .Web. im farkvale 1'reebvterian . . . . Mrs. Geo. Tichnor, Frederick. .. .liar. UU Good Shepherd Episcopal . . M ra. IV. C. Hoes, 1 it Lxjthrop. . , ,AVb. to4 Grace L.utbran Mrs, J. r. ninth, 11:1 tv ssth .TjrL ill