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Creighton High School Foot Ball Squad for 1914
BAN" JOHNSON'S clearing "for all
time the base ball atmosphere of
v the presence of Charles W. Mur
phy"' is to be the big event of the
week at the National league's
annual meeting In New York. Johnson's
previous claims along this line may make
some a bit dubious of his achievement,
but we- shall see what we shall see. In
the meantime, we eay "strength to his
arms." But things -eeem to have shifted
a bit for Murphy. Yesterday excoriated
as the pest of base ball, anathematized
nowhere so much as In his own Chicago,
today he Is being touted as some Mur
phy for "saving the day over on the
west side." Oeorge S. Robins, writing In
the Sporting News from Chicago, goes
on to relate how, whan It seemed the
Federals might make their peace deal and
supplant the Cubs oa the west side,
"Murphy boarded a car post haste for
Cincinnati" and qpnvlnced Charles P.
Taft "or the folly of sanctioning a deal
that would take away a major league
club from the west side In Chicago,"
whereupon the deal fell through. Then
with- eclat and much weeping for joy,
the Chicago fans turned from panning
Murphy to weep on his swelling bosom.
As farther illumination Mr. Robins adds:
The relation of Murphy to the Cubs Is
plain. He holds notes of Mr. Taft with
a majority of the stock of the Cubs as
collateral.
Many may open their eyes at this. But
Robins offers as circumstantial evidence
in support of his claim that:
i Murphy won tne point, weegnman win
' nnt nurchase the Cubs and Roger Bres-
nahan, as per agreement with Murphy,.
was appointed manager ol the team to
succeed ' Hank O'Uay.
80 much for .the, tenure of Murphy.
Then It appears- tha Brother Johnson,
who doth protest a lot. "has a Job on
his hands. WhTT6 "wishing hlnrsUcoess.' let
us quote yet again from the Sporting
News, this time from Its editorial col
umns: ' ,
There Is an effort being made to
charge Charles W. Murphy, silent partner
In the Chicago Cubs, with responsibility
for blocking peace negotiations with- the
Federals. Some critics also refer to him
as the "goat" brought into the situation
by Organised Ball to bear the onus of
wrecking a settlement which Organized
Ball pretended It desired, yet really did
not wish. ... .
Mr. Murphy may be responsible for sev
eral things In base ball that were not for
the good of the game, but we must come
to his defense in this case. Mr. Murphy
Is not responsible for the failure of peace
negotiations. His representations to Mr.
Taft may have been the cause of the
final breaking of negotiations with Mr.
Weeghman. but the fact remains that
thoBe negotiations practically had ended
before Mr. Murphy had injected himself
into the situation, and, moreover, Mr.
Murphy's appearance would not . have
Interfered with the negotiations had there
been any basis upon which agreement
could have been reached.
But one thing all seera agreed on Is
that, nevertheless and notwithstanding.
Murphy ought to go. And, maybe he will
when he gets the purchase prtca of that
"majority stock." Oh, dear, oh, dearl
But what boots It whether Murphy is
In or out of the atmosphere of base ball,
so long; as the war lasts? The big thing
for the big men of base ball to accom
plish Is peace. Regardless of the rights
or wrongs of the present situation, peace
would be the biggest possible paying
proposition for all concerned. The or
ganised forces still contend that the out
laws are absolutely unreasonable In their
terms of peace and so long as such a
feeling exists, peace, of course, will be
a good long ways off. Every friend of
the game, whether he has the money and
time Invested In It or- not. hopes that
present conditions may not last long. If
they continue up to the advent of the
next playing season It will mean another
lean year for base ball.
Everybody who saw Dan Syekle umpire
in the Western league at the close of last
season 'must feel like-v congratulating
President O'Neill for re-engaging him.
Pan gave us the best, line of umpiring
thU league had In many seasons, if not
ever. He was on the Job every time and
kept the players moving, which Is a
big feature In making base ball attrac
tive. There was only one bad thing
about having Dan and that was the con
trast betwen his work and that of some
of the fellows who followed him. But
perhaps President Tiperlno means to
provide against that contingency for 1915.
Merely calling the Federals names and
saying they are down and out does not
help the situation much. The woods are
lull of wise parrots who told us the Feds
would never open the season of 1311 and
again 1914. Yet they finished both. Now,
in all fairness. Isn't It time for these in
spired ones to give out something real?
What we want Is peace and order.
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National Golf Meets
Likely to Be Held in
the West Next Year
NEW YORK, Nov. In view of the
custom which heretofore lias been ob
served with regard to awarding national
golf championships. It is quite likely that
next year the west will have the privilege
of holding not only the women's meet
ing, but the national amateur as well. In
fact, many of the contestants In the
championship at Nassau have been dis-
cunslnir among themselves their various
preference.
The deposition of the tourneys rests in
the humis of the tTnlted Plates Oolf as
sociation, which will meet In this city on
January IE. In 1913 and li'H this tourna
ment wns held In the ennt, and It la flo
ured necessary that It shall go west In
1910. ' There has born talk of sending It
to the Pacific coast ss one of the attrac
tions In tha sporting division of tha
Pannmrt-pRclflo exposition.
Collins Is (lame.
Kfldle Collins ssys he IS willing to man
nse the New Yorks, confirming the wide
spread opinion that he Is a game guy
iid a glutton for punishment.
Gafarrfi Hurts loro .
'Than is loaiizc
For 7cak, 7a5cry Eyas, to Gura Deafness,
Soro Throat, Izm Kidiisp, Xkzli
Chsst tSsro's tb Rmzij.
From Lft to Right Top Row:
McCarthy, coach; Lavory,' right half; Forsythe, left guard; B. McCarthy, right tnckle; Searles. center; E. McCarthy, right guard;
noessier bud; u ton nor, quarier dsck: Connolly,
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end. Lower Row: Camel, end; Magulre, end; Morton, quarter back; Bellord, hair; Growney, half ;. Manlon, quarter back; Baye, loft guarJ; Harris left
tackle.
Creighton High school wound up the
most successful season , the school has
ever enjoyed on the gridiron wtih a tie
game at O'Neill Thursday. Tha boys on
the hill have played, six games, eac&jrlth
tte7'Btrdngest"teahUm"Thui part of the"
country and only one, that with Shen
andoah, la., was dropped. The prettiest
battle of the year was with South Omaha
on- Creighton field.
, Cyril McCarthy, a senior at the Arts
college and formerly a halfback on the
Creighton , varsity,' took charge or the
team in mldeeason and developed It Into
a much feared machine. O'Connor has
acted as captain.
.' Biaenlus, the big fullback, has been the
star ground gainer, while a powerful line
and fleet ends, McQutre and Morton,
have helped to throw back the charges
of the enemy.
A much stronger team will be placed In
the field, it Is thought, neat year, as the
showing mads this year has attracted a
large following.
AMATEUR WARRIORS TARRY
Battlea to B$ Played -.ToSay and
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DISPUTES YET TO SETTLE
Columbiana and Monmonth Parks
Tied for Class A. Championship '
ad Masda Tigers After
- . Class B Title. '
compiled a remarkable record and as they
are now going good, the Columbians will
have to hustle to grab the winning num
ber. In weight the teams tip the beams
about tha' same. Oodles of spur staff
exists between the two aggregations, so
a fight worth the dough is anticipated.
First game at 1:30 p. m., second at S p. m.
Following Is the lineup for second
game:
COLUMBIANS. , ATHLETICS.
So Skipper. Bill Schipke will, maybe,
manage Salt Lake City next season.
Well, the bklpper knows the game and
can play It and maybe can run a team
under the right circumstances. Here's
hoping. ,
The .Chicago feds say Eddie Plank
asked too much money. Gee, Eddie must
lave asked a 'million a year. That Is
the first timo we ever heard of a limit
too high for the Feds.
Josh , Clarke has been re-engaged to
nianage bicJX City. Matty Mrlntire has
landed the Job for Lincoln. Who will
warm the bench for Omaha, we wot not.
By FRANK QUIGLldY.
As customary,. Father Time la the dude
who is the extinguisher of all sports. He
Is about to swing his. scythe and cut, the
leather egg game off the map for ap
proximately nine months. And with him
ha will trfko some of the local stars.
Every year some of the bright lights
pass out of tha arena; sometimes with
regret, sometimes without any sentiment.
Nevertheless, -the procession la an endless
chain. Each season sees ' a number of
familiar countenances disappear and
other stars loom up and the 'old game
trots right along. v
Dlspates Be Settled.
Although Turkey day Is tha day set
aside for the asbestos 'to drop, neverthe
less' the Independent teams In and around
these jungles are compelled to utilize more
time in order to settle their difficulties.
The class "B" championship is still un
settled and' the same is true of tha class
"A" contingents. In class "A" circles
all tha teams with championship aspira
tions have been eliminated except the
Monmouth Parks and Columbiana They
will battle at Rourke park next Sunday.
Their last game resulted In a 0 to 0 soore,
so you fans can readily see that this
gams will be a warm affair from the first
toot" of the whistle until the last second
of time has been cremated.
The only team that Is kicking real hard
about the class "B" championship Is the
Maxda Tigers. ' They have ' become In
oculated with the Idea that they can trim
the Columbian Reserves, and In all prob
ability a game will be arranged for next
Sunday' as a curtain raiser to the class
"A" championship bout. When these two
games are history the championship, un
less knotted scores are made, will be set
tled beyond any question of a doubt.
Battl a Rosrk Park.
There will be two stellar attractions on
tha bill of fare at Rourke park for the
foot ball devotees this afternoon. -The
first argument will be between the South
Omaha High school and the Epaldlngs.
Several of the high school boys reside in
the- same neighborhood with tha Spald-
tngs.'and as they have beea floating the
loquacious Junk relative to how they
could smother the Spaldings. the latter
peeved up and challenged themJ For some
time It was doubtful whether or not the
game would be played, as the high school
boys were opposed to playing on Sunday,
According to Manager Cavanaugh,' all the
arrangement have been completed for the
game to be Jerked off today and he said
it was perfectly O. K. to advertise their
opponents as the South Omaha High
school.
At about S o'clock the Columbians will
hook up with tfce Athletics. This game
has been the Ulk of the town for the last
week, so, undoubtedly, a large crowd will
be on hand." To 'date the 'Athletics 'hare
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L.Q Croft
R.O Thornton
L.T Bohulsky
R.T McLounhlltx
L.E.
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Golden
. Richter
Rosslster
... Beeler
Brennan
. . Moran
Murphy, 8ldon..C.
Lynch. H.O.
Maize L.G.
Fitch KT.
McCormick ....L.T.
Foran R.K.
Kteny. Flrbush.IK.
Quinley OH.
Wagner R.H.H.
Flanagan ...L.H.H.
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Gridiron Gossip.
Sam Zlotsky will be back In the harness
so he status with a real class "A" team
In lain.
Those California Athletics had a real
strong schedule this season. They played
about three games.
Jack Walworth ie still just as fast and
as clever as he used to be when he played
with Creighton university.
Apparently it la a IcalDlDe cinch that
the Columbian Reserves are the best
bet in the class "H" army. , '
Wanner of ("relchtmi will'- hold down
the right half posish tor the Columbians
for the balance of the seauon.
As an official Harrv Wrlirr.t nroved a
very efficient handler of the local foot J
tall manipulators this season.
Next Sunday the Monmouth Parks and
the Columbiana wall tlxnt at Rourke
park fur the city championship.
What do you know about the Muiti
Tigers slipping the Thirtieth Htreet Mer
chants a package labeled defeat?
Madam Rumor has It that Plata nf
Creighlon fame will play with his old
teammates, the Athletics, today.
One consolation the bova who failed in
ring in on the championship honors have
is inai wiey can lui tne loot bawl.
Next season it Is a two-to-ona ahnt
that Sandy JumU-non will be the ciuart-r-
oaca ui ine ireigmon university squad.
Wlsner waa accomtand bv annrml.
mately ISO rooters last Sunday and aouut
fifty of them belonged to the gentler
sex.
Friday night the Columbians held a
Dutch lunih party at member Fitch's
mansion. They had a real Jollification
party.
If climatic conditions prove favorable
the Columbians will play Missouri Val
ley, la., 'at Rourke park a week from
Sunday.
At Missouri Valley la.. Jack Fltsgerld
sprained his ankle during the first play.
He will be on tha shelf tht balance of
the season.
Four of the Monmouth Parks missed
the train on Turkey day, consequently
they wure ubablii to perforin against
Valley, Neb.
Now Valley, Neb., would like to play
the Columbians. All they have to do
la to call Douglas 22ut and the game will
be arranged.
rn all probability Harry Williams, Karl
Bresainan and iienry Bressinan will do
the oriiciatiiig during the lark-Columbian
squabble.
By letting the Mazda Tigers bump them
the - Thirtieth Street Merchants were
eliminated from the class "ii" chain
ploneitlp race.
Doty, the Mswouri Valley fullback, la
another Walworth. When he is more
thoroughly acquainted with the game ha
will be a demon.
Now that the Columbians are recog
nised as pugs, all the fixht fans ought
in ds on wis joi. i weniy
see twenty-two in a funic
Monmouth Parks Isn't exactly satisfied
with this soason. Probably not enough
chewers were put on the blink.
The way some of the boys go through
the line you would swear their attics
were made of pine,' Others are real
nifty on their feet, to see them wiggle
is sura a treat.
Fred Carlson says with vehemence
he Is through with the foot ball. If Fred
only quit a couple of months ago he
wouldn't have to carry a bum stilt. He
will be crippled for at least six months.
Somebody said the Columbians ran for
the club house after a mnall flstlo en
counter last Sunday. The fact of the
matter was the Columbians stayed on
the field and had their picture taken.
Here are the boys that represent the
Thirtieth Street Merchants: Mahoney,
Jordan, Tupon, Healy, Baker, Hart, Nel
son, Duffack, Glpson, Davles, Peterson,
Johnson. Cosgrove, Curtis, Hedges, Huff
and, Adams.
Foot ball we will have to admit Is a
glorious game. One In which you tan
garner bushels of fame. On the field
for victory you sure have to fight. Your
pulses thrill when " the game is fight.
You ewear at the referee when he turns
his hack. His lovely countenance you
would like to smack. If you lose he Is
the one that shoulders the blarmv Nine
times out of ten you are at fault just
the same. Go back the next year and do
your beet. Show the world you have the
courage to stand the test Home team
has to lose so don't feel blue, probably
drubbing 'was coming to you. Get into
noise. Y
tne tnica or It swim in Roys, Always flo
lig noise, xou win
piay the game fair;
something, make a l!
never despair if you
and In the end you will be seated In the
golden oh air.
One punch was tsken at the referee
by one of the Columbiana after the Win
ner game. The way Home people talked
about that one punch you would think
the European war had been transplanted
to Rourke park ,
Teams that have died since 19U are
as follows. Fort Crook Holdlers, Fort
Omaha Soldiers, Diets, Shamrock Bu
eiiora, Unlmonts, Joe Hmiths, Sherman
Avenue, Merchants, Excelsiors, Dodge
Light Guards, iJffonders and Bentons.
Foot ball out of town, If you don't
care what you say. Is all right, but
keep your lunch hooks In your pockets.
Don't fight. Whatever decisions the of
ficials make Just let them go, or you
are liable to find yourself in a procession
going slow,
Kraas starts with Sherldaa.
Umpire Bill Evans started his major
league career as umpire working with tha
late Jack Sheridan. Evans was also
Hherldan's partner In the last game that
the veteran aver umpired.
Evera to Coast.
Johnny Evers, captain of the Boston
Bravss, limy be secured as assistant
coach for the Hamilton base ball team
next spring. , .
He Never Knew His Strength
encounter is
to be on the Job. Twenty-five cents to
see tweuty-tw
some bargain.
Btlltam Byerly and Louis Devine, two
old time managers, have failed tu deco
rate the siiary at any of the local
games . this seaaun. '
Although John Gentleman, the under
taker, was present at nearly every game
jerked off at Rourke park, lie didn't have
to haul anybody away.
Toothearpcuter" James O'Nell "of' tHe
Tk Fata of One Murphy.
A group of Major moguls
Bat in secret state;
They judged one, O. Webb Murphy,
And told him of his fate.
They said he .waa a nuisance.
And gave to him the ' gate.
And Murphy sat In eouncll, too,
1 He met with Mister Taft,
And read about his awful fate,
, Then laughed and, laughed and laughed.
In view -of the Murphy stuff we can
Just see Generalissimo Bee Bee Johnson
asking Tener who is t boss of the Na
tional league.
Tener aa he Is boss of the works,
but for some reason or other Murf de
clines to be part of the works.
Tener ought; to sic George Hailing
of the Cornhuskers on -Murf; It Is doubt
ful if the German army could subdue
him.
Mr. Murphy Is not In Organized Base
ball. No, and the kaiser Is not in the
middle of the war. the Union Pacific
doea not run into Omaha, Iowa Is not
in the United States and the Cornhusk
ers are not tha best team In the west.
SOME SALESMAN.
C. Murphy sold his bus ball team.
And climbed down off the shelf;
But now we find that wily Murf
Just sold out to himself.
If tha magnates woald quit signing up
players for next year and devote a
little attention to signing up a fsw fans,
they would fare better next season.
George mailings says 8S per cent of
th vaudev ille audlenm . know little
about Inside base ball. Thus proving that
vaudeville audiences are about like k6
per cant of the players.
Mister Sherman, tho well known Lin
coln EXPERT, declares as, Oman foot
batl' wrtter dropped a-wao) -ot change In-
By T. a. HVTTEB
Iowa City
last week. Mr. Sherman
thereby ceases to be an EXPERT. He
should know that no Omaha writer ever
had enough money all at one time to
lose on any foot ball game.
Garry Herrmann dares Jim Gil more to
disclose any base ball secrets if he knows
them. Garry, had better have a care;
Jimmy might do it.
Johnny Kllng wants to go back to th
Red. Well, Johnny might ask for more;
he might want to sign up with a big
league club.
We take It that the Federal league Is
now in the midst of what the French
censor bureau terms a "progressive aban
donment." The Wards are said to have gone into
the base ball business merely as an ad
vertisement The Wards had better hire
a new advertising man.
Tip O'Neill, the well known pres ef the
Western loop, when attending the base
ball convention here, Invited us to knock
him whenever we couldn't think of any
thing else. Therefore, as winter Is a
dull season, we will Inaugurate today a
series of weekly knocks, which will ap
pear weekly In this column just as
weekly Jokes appear at the vaudeville
theaters.
Kuock No. 1.
Ws do not like you. Tip O'Neill,
On you we're going to make a squeal,
We think you pull a dirty deal.
And, though our feeling's true and real.
We do not know Just why we feel.
We do not like you. Tip O'Neill.
The next knock. Knock No. 1, will ap
pear In this bright and breexy colro
next Sunday, Dec, IL It will be on
sale at no extra charge at all newsstands
in the United States, Kuropa, Australia
and Lincoln. Price t cents. Put in your
ordur mow and -be sure you will reoelve
a -copy. Advertisement. ' "
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S oritur S. 8. B. Therts another host
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fact that Catarrh comes from Impure
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To begin with B. 8. 8. clears the
atnmarh of those sernnulatlons that enns
Ksstrltls and Catarrh of the Intestines.
f doing this only pure blood entire Ike
lungs. Pore blood t thus supplied to the
entire body. It requires pure blood to
ret th weakness out of the eyes; pare
blood must bs snppllsd to the dsllcat
machtasry of th ears, ths threat, th
kidneys sod all ether parts of th body,
all of which are nisde op of a myrlsd ot
tiny Cp I hi and sll surrounded' by a net
work of small blood vessels. It Is In
thee cells and these Interlacing of Tilood
veseels that S. B. 8. docs its work. The
entire blood supply 1 thus Inoculated
with the nntldotsf tnedlrlnnl effect of
8. B. 8. Ihos Instead of the abnormal
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It has been fully demonstrsted that In
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