nm HEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, OCTODElt 13. 19H THE OMAHA DAILY KKE VMTOH HOSKWATKR, KDITOR, The Ii PtiMlshlng Company, Proprietor. t'F.K M JI.MN'J. KAIINAM AND KKVKNTKKNTII. P.Mered at fmha postofflre ss secnnd-rlaaa matter. ij-.kmm or ni:iifw-niiTi'N. It v i-errler I'f ITI1 purmwih. r yu. nnr an S.indee... pallr without rAny..,.' 4 'ft t-Harilng anl "'inrfar Kvanlng without Hunflay 4.00 Funoey Pe rrl r w 1 Send rm'l of er,e of eddre or romp'alnta of Irregularity In delivery te Omh IW, Circulation liepartrner.l. lr MITTANf r. rtemlt bv draft. evprese nr p.il erder Onlr two rent etampa rereive-l In payment of small ee cxipta l'rnnat i.-rk. esrept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. in ii up im ii ' " orncr.il Omaha-The Pee Ji'ilMlns ponth Omaha Kit N etreef i onn'll I'lwffe- 14 North Main Street. tlnroln-W I. ltd llull'llr l'MM-i llmr't HulMlng New York-rtoMfti Hfth una, PI lnl VH New Hank of f'ommerra. Wabln1on-7 fourteenth t., N. W. 1 1 n i khi'oni r ncib. Addreae rommnlreMons rlstlng lo mi nd edt lorlal matter to Omaha, lira, J.dltor1l Department HKfTKMIU Il CIIlCTIiATIOX. 56,519 "let of Net-raeka, County of Dotiglae. a a. pwight Williams, circulation manaa'r of Tha He Puhllahlrig company, bring duly sworn. ' ssys thai th averasa dally circulation for th month of Hap. In.l-r 114!. m o . r. 1 tf tiWUmiT Wll.IJAM", Circulation Manage. tiiha.-ri)e4 In my preeenre and a worn to before me, this 2d t'sy of lirtnlwr. 114. noiiKHT iiuNTicn, Notary rubiio. siulwriihers leaving lite ctty temporarily should hsvs Ilia lie mailed) to Ibem. Ad dress will Im changed m often aa rejueatext, Never blind, tha Dutch still hold Holland - -- ' ' H Few angels wear their wlngg oa the outside whrre thrr ran be soeit. Bur?. Jspan la a peaceful nation. Wi have Iht Japs' own word for It. Kven Jack Johnson may br now rffrat tbat h took Fronch lave o( ui. That "buHlnvaa man" candidal for eontraaa evidently (loci not want any lawyari to vote for blm. Now that tha war haa draftan artlnta and Krand opera alniera, perhapa wa ahall aea m few atira ahoot. furl) Market C'ula tha (Vat of l.lvlna lUa.lllno. No doubt there la more In It than mare alliteration, too. Wonder how much Indemnity would be de manded, by a military Invader who raptured Omaha and Ha defenaea. If the Germane have really proved that per manent fortification! are really uaelcaa, they may aave ua a lot of money. With Mary Garden at the front, the mere men aoldlera would hardly have the nerve to for additional rlothlng. A duke inalata that American Ktrla ahould pay for tltlea. They do, and very often, too, In coin much deaVer than money. ' Philadelphia'! famoua left wins, under com mand of General Plank, aeenia to nave liven way Urfore the Uoatonlan onalautht. From all acrounta the hlntorlc exodua from Egypt muat have been on a email ecale aa com pared with the exodua from Relglum. Who la tbat blear-looking old man with white whlakera and anowy garmenta whlaklng .around the corner there hailing old King Coal? "The country rJolce that Wllaon la presi dent, not nooeevelt." aaya Senator La Follette And once they camo near atandlng at Armaged don together. Stock jobbing promoter built aeveral Tlatte river power raaala for ua on paper, and now the vole-hunting politicians are building them again out of hot air. A Newport aoclety leader aaya that hereafter ha will wear only Amerlran-made gowna. If the war lasta much longer, aha may not do It entirely from cholc. either. Ak-fairvpen royalty muat be the long-aought-for fountain of youth. Of the whole royal line extending back twenty yearn, every one who haa aerred aa either king or Queen la alive and happy, g MLJeg Grart la only another word tor theft," aaya Kdaar Howard. Not exactly, for a graft may often be pulled acroaa under cover of legal tech nicalities without Incurring the penalty for crime. Outright theft by public officere la Infre quent, but graft la altogether too common. An "Unexpected"' War. If there la anyone who by now doa not be- Iteva that the Kuropean war rame on unex prrte'llr and contrary to all plana and purpoea of the continental power. lt him turn to the Department of f.'oromerre'e recorda of "Domt tlr lead a new factor In the export trade." There he will find that In the lmit four months of th fiscal year ending June 20. 1J14, 40, 000.000 pounds of this Muff they make bullets of were ahipped from the United States to Kna; land, Ormany. the Netherlands, Scotland, Bel glum and lliiaala, and that prior to thla time for many years domestic, lead had been a negli gible quantity In export trade. The warring nations seem to have over looked this point In their public representations that tbey neither expected nor prepared for the slaughter now enthralling them. It would seem like a most prodigal waste of good money to lay In aurh vast store of war munitions If no war were thought' to be In sight. Of course, Intelligent folk have feared for a year or two past that the conflict for which tho people of Kurope were being taxed to their very teeth to maintain was all too near at hand. And when the war came It came only aa the Inevit able, a the grim logic of the determinate coun sel of certain power and principles. History, w fancy, will be very emphatic on one point, and that Is that the war was discounted long before It waa declared. rutJtf Abuts Arranjrrmer.ta r N-lr. anada t-.y tha Omaha Blaine and IrM duh for tha rn.tl rxvliuooJ Vminalr -tloe evr aittiwwd tn Nthraak. la vital too. to par ttclto are blng eatde4 a only to all tha Kx-jJ club, but to ctuh la tha urnMinvitnc tona. It will a tr-hli;ht iwweeaton throuch the prlnri atrrrlj 1 nurM.y TMIwe4 hy adJrwaaM r. ilv. eT ia. Senator Manderav and VanWyck and CVacn-fcamaa XVeatwr. V. J. IlrAat.-h ta to he grand aarahal. ai.d eclaJ rUir u to be a company undr tha lea.Wvhtp'cf Maalvr lira ton, f Arty-four atrwnc. who villi ot b old rnouith to vote tCl Is l-Tnoe Hrrt. tho famoua tradian, la putttnf o a rrrlo..-T at It. a ofw-ra hUM Wr. ramxaa and Mra. R.irWvoU of lUair ar ltt of Mr. Jcn T. Haa Park tmot lire. V F. turtan aaa momM frooa a vt u'kor ITMMr la Crwtoa, la, K J. KH!ly. of the f.rra of Hunt A nt:iy, haa c-on I Vlanaaa vlty lo nttond tha rnd l(r c4 tha I O . r. To offart tha rorHituicna artlvttk the CVvUa4 td Hawdrkkt rluho ar tr-in ta necur Jnfen tX rkr tt. nouea, tot a anreck fcor. Democrats and Poitofficei. Our democratic postmaster general la pro posing so many radical Innovations In the postal service, one after the other, that It Is hard to keep up with him. Ills desire to uproot rural free delivery In order to go back to the old atar route system has been followed with a plan to abolish assistant postmasters, which likewise on paper figures out a tremendous economy, but, is the Indianapolis News point out, would prob ably be at tremendous cost of efficiency In eliminating the chief off leer, who atays on the Job, and make the postal business his life work. The Indianapolis paper suggest that If the post master general Ii anxious to do any abolishing In the Interest of economy, he ahould abolish the postmaster, who In most rases I a purely polit ical appointee who could be dispensed with with much less damage to the public, although, of course, there are exceptions. Quoting from the Indianapolis News: Wa ahall nnver hava real reform until wa take tha whole aorvlca, from top to bottom, out of tha lianda of spollemen and patronage monger. The poatmnaters ought to h brought within tha clnaalfleil eervlr, appointed for merit and fltnaaa, without re gard to politics, and retained during good bahavlor. And Ury ought, prr fcrahly. to !a choaan from mn In th office. In othar worda, thrr should be promo tion. Wa ran have rfflrlcnt service on no othrr terms. Thrra ar many poalofflraa that would be wrecked If tha analatant poa'.tnaatrr ahould be re lieved of hla present dutlea. If It had boen Intended that postmasters should perform the duties now per formed by their naalatanta, man ahould have been rhoaea for the chief -places who were known to be rapnbl of performing them. w agree that with qualified pnntmaeters there would be no ned for aaalatant poatmaatera. Hut postmasters being what they are, th aealatants ar I ha backbone of th service. nut politic Is politics, and so long as the democrats, are hungry, the postmasterahtpa will not be put in the classified list not until they ire all distributed to democrats. Anomaly of the War. The world Is moved to the depths of pity by the profound pathos of Dolglum'a plight In tha present war. It la. Indeed, the anomaly of tha war that the brunt of battle ahould have fallen on a neutral nation. The situation seems to touch the hearts of even the Invaders them selves, acting, of course, only In response to the grim rules of war. Hut. after all, there la nothing new In all thla. In peace and war the principle of the Innocent suffering for the guilty, so to speak, Is a old as the hills, though mortal men find It hard to justify. The thing that must give Bel gium greateet distress at this time la the failure of any of It frlenda, the allies, to render It ef fectual aid when Its existence as a state seems In the balance. Every principle of Justice de mands that tf Belgium ta not released from the tndemulllea Imposed upon It by Germany, then England, France and Russia ahall come to Its assistance In the end, some way or other, to help It meet them. Expediting' tha Wheels of Justice. The Mlnneaota state supreme court la set ting an example to other Judiciaries la the mat ter of speedy Justice by keeping abreast 'of its work. "Our supreme court," aays the Minne apolis Journal, "has so systematlsed Its work that delay haa been practically eliminated, and that, too, without, falling Into the danger of too hasty decision." Justice George L. Dunn, a member of the court, telling how thla la aocotu- nllshed, says consultation Immediately follow tha Cay's arguments, the decision la reached and the opinion written while the case Is freah la the minds of the Judges. "The system nay have Its fault," be adds, after a detailed ex planation, "but It haa such Important advan tages that w much prefer It. It la the only plan that enables the court to keep up with lu work.- Avoiding delays means In very many in stances avoiding a denial of Justice. Many liti gants are worn out physUcally and exhausted financially bee a a of the archaic methods of many of our courts. Much of this uproar against the courts la the Utter year 1 the reult of patience outraged at the Intolerable tardiness of the wheel of so-called luetic. If th court ef Minnesota can devise a way of speeding up the machinery, then other court ahould also be able to do It. Htrt'a Where We Protest If tt-.a rtmitcns don't carry tr.a state Mtt month it won't be anythta- that either Pra or Hitchcock ha 4on to elect th democratic candi date. Kearrey PtrnKitl Now, here's where we protest. Y protest against denying these distinguished democrats the prttHece ef persuading themselves that they are doing it all. Whichever way the election go la Nebraska w may b aar Bryan aad Hitchcock wiu both claus credit for any tneaaure of democratic victory, and that each will blame the other for aoj n-.eure of democratic defeat. Xty aek to Athf them that aaUafactUn. Hf eowtilbwisra a ntmaly tepto tavtbsC TVa a as a as raa-pnaTMlity (a tataa a eorr rd . AMI Utters rmb fea be sawtlw by 4Je Tblafaa f.eraaaa) (lalaii Medeat. OMAHA, Oct. 12.-To th Editor of The Ree: p.eferrtng to the article by William F. Waipl-h. th heading of which was, "What fWmane Have Pone for Amer I'a," I not that according to him that about everything of any value whatever In the upbuilding of this country wa done by Germans. W are told th Ger mans were here before th bllgrlms, that a Herman discovered the Hudnon river, another mad the purchase of Manhattan Island, aleo that to a derma should be given th credit for th unity of feeling In the colonists, and which finally led to the overthrow of Brltlah rule. Ha also Informa us that the Germans sent tha first regiment to Washington when Lin coln called for volunteers, and will re spond If the country needs them. He doesn't tell us what their attitude would be should we get In trouble with Ger many. I don't think you would find many of them willing to help us In that -cae. I'armlt m t say that It la vary Strang that so many of ua were born and ralaed la thla country, want to school hare and yel never knew th Herman Hd all thee things. I have yet te see the fleet his tory ef th t'nltad "tatas In which then Is anything to subatsntlat Mr. Wapplch' claims. Ha alao tails usi 'The Oerman accept th American language and arnal gamai with eur culture." According to all German articles lately th oultur of th different nation It has appeared te ma that th only real culture In th world today Is Jn Oermany. All their writer claim they ar a superior rac to all other and poaaeaa th only raj oultur. AH other ar ealy shsms. Hew I think Mr. Wapplch 1 entirely too modest In his claims for th Gr mns, and It Is rv In order for him ta tell us that Waehlngtoe, Jefferson, Un. coin. Grant, McKlnley and In fact all th gvaat man wh have made this country what It Is, and whom w have been taught and 14 to believe ware Amart cans, were really Germans, 1 can't see how they rould be otherwise when we ar told every day by so many different writers that oVrmany haa all of this so called "Culture," and that other nations are nothing but barbarian. I presume that It will b only a short'tlm until w will hav th pleasure of reading an article by som Oerman wrtr that C lumbua. Cortes, I Hoto, fir Francis I'rake and all the other .English, French and Bpan'sh discoverers were Germans. W. W. KELLEY. Business Optimism Philadelphia Ledger: Th very worst error American capital can commit Is to scar Itaelf into a slate of hysterias. Amerlcsn dollars that earn the most are thoa which have the greatest courage. Poaton Transcript: Th ability of American trad to recuperate from th firet ehock of the European war la x hthltes In a variety of ways. All the American Atlantic porta ar doing much mora bualnesa than they did In th month of August and ar showing gain on 8a tember. Chicago Herald: There are good grounds for a spltlt of optimism. The nation is going through a period of readjustment Inevitable on the outbreak of a world wide war with Its dislocation of msrkets and credits. The more cheerfully we face th situation th sooner the readjustment will h complete. 'Pittsburgh riapstch: In the six weeks ending September 14 the country exported 47.S01.ftrt bushels of wheat, or 1S.SOO.000 more than In the aame period last year. Cotton exports, on the other hand, ar diminished, becaua the cotton Is much leas an Immediate necessity In Europe than Is fcod. Hut the mills of this country and Japan will take mora raw cotton than last year; while these ef Eng land and Krnnce will tak a considerable amount In time. Philadelphia Reerd: Incomplete fig. urea Indicate that whoat exptirta la th laat wek were W. art, 000 bushels, about 4.oi(W bushels mere than a year age, Th Imporla at New Tork ar Increasing rap Idly, ana commerce as a whole ta nearly or quite normal. Greece la buying 100,000 tona of coal In tht country, and sheet ateel for huts for troop ha been bought here In great quantities. Orders are eom Ing for clothing, blanket, swte trucks, and all sorts ef material for military use. The countries whjch have been buying in Europe hav many Inquiries In eur War keta, and tf actual order ar wot pouring tn rapidly, ther Is no doubt ef their coming. Bat mhen tke battle te ever yea will find the old derby bat on top, as neuai. Editorial Shrapnel Waahlagtoa Pvwt: Ta lw of th lack of - further detail. M !s assumed, that frienda ef th IndiaaUa who ptace-t two cigar In hi coffin looked upon a suppry t matcaas as superfluous. Indianapoh Nwa: Katsrajly th war has cauaed a decree f Immlfratl jo. Xtany of th mn wh might hav com tn thla country hv gone to that Uu-u from whtctt it traveler raturaa, Si Louie Republic: Lord Roberts tell his English compatriot that It I ua aportameaUk for them te abuse their enemies. Thla being true, how much meaner It I for American with no causa at stake to abua cither aid. New Tork World: Out of aa original purchas of a doeea watches, mad wheat he was a yrvung telegraph eperator, the late Richard W, ftvara of Chicago built th great mall order buslnea wklcn yielded him fort una of XA.ttu.aoa. Tn opportunity still rtU far Ike Tnn with an Idea.'" rn though It Is not a ravolu. ttonary Men. New Tork WorlA: Aa knrldeat of th' Xleitcaa war almost forgotten Is th In ternment at Fort Wlngat. N. M.. of a FVderal army of arveral thousand an aad wsaaaei whk-h nearly year age sought rrur em ear soil wba etoanly pursveg by the CaetatttvtiaauUtsts. W bav bald the who) crowd a prisoner, charging tbatr bre ball to th saw govvrnnvect which I aooa to b Inau gurated. Aa showing hew both aria rr tlctpat In Mexloaa war. It la noteworthy tbat sine this refugee easnp was ewtab liaheg la w X!eoa XT children hav r la there a fotwr preaadast imeg them Modern Bullet Wounds Sargecns F.aally Decelrd. a M jf h has been written and direct charges made about th ue of the dum-dum bullet In the present war In Europe, and de-rlPtlons have been printed of the terrible wounds they make. But the fact la overlooked that the modern smaller caliber, hign velocity bullet will, under conditions that are not fully understood, produce wousis that even an ex perienced surgeon might easily mistake for th work of a dum-dum. This la explained In a recent Issue of the Hclentlflc Amerlcaa. which gives th following pertinent fscts: t'nder many conditions, when th high-speed, smalt caliber bullet used In modern r.fl-a strikes a man. It makes an exceedingly small puncture, and passes through both bone and tissue alike, with trifling in Jury. Although th man la Incapacitated for the time being, he suffers no permanent Injury. This Is what was aimed at when th small caliber rifle was adopted. Unfortunately, the bullet doe not always act In this way, for the so-called plts" bullet, which has been Introduced In Oermany and adopted by several other countries, behaves In most uncertain manner. Being quite short snd conical snd with a gradual taper, tia center of gravity Is thrown back near tha baa. Con sequently, It Is very liable to be disturbed In Its flight, when It turns sideways. Instead of making the small, clean-cut perforation expected. It tears its way through the tissues, making a terrible lacerated wound very similar to that which would be produced by a dumdum Effect ef Ylhrattone. Another knd of wound whl h is not Infrequent is the en tbat appears t have been mad by an explosive bullet, but Is only another effect of the high velocity bullet, which Is well known but probably not thor ouughly understood. One explanation Is that by Its tremendous, rapid translation both through the gun barrel and th air, '.he bullet is st In vibration, and the effect. It will have upon the tissue of the human living body will t)a relative tn the capacity or Inca pacity of the tissues t take up and transmit the vi bration or wave motion. This can b better understood from an experiment mad In studying th subject. A tomato can was filled with water and the bullet fired through 1t. The entrance hole was small and almoat as If cut out by a punch, and tha edges but slightly Inverted, while the exit hole was an Inch and one-half eflrona sod very Irregular. Moreover., th front end wa bsdly bulged out. the resr end torn nearly loose, and th sides partially collapsed. The Indications were that the preaaure or forces acted after the bullet' had' Paed through the can and aa a vibra tion or wave would act Many wounds of th character above noted hav been observed In the past, and It Is evident that tu apparently small and humanitarian bullet, now almost universally ued In warfare, ha not only largely failed in Its object, but haa been th caus of decided, but unmerited suspicion In several quarters. What la the DnaadaaaT During the Chltral campaign In India In 1835, the native troop found .that the nickel-Jacketed )ead bul lets they were using were not aa effective a they wished that Is, they did not "stop" their man. They found the difficulty could be overcome by partially stripping att tha nickel Jacket and exposing the leaden head. These bullets, because they came from tho Dumdum ammunition works at Calcutta, were known as "dumdums." They became greatly distorted when striking a soft body, spreading out Into something like a 'mushroom shape, producing a serious wound. This Is the true dumdum bullet. It w.ll be appre ciated that, aa In the Indian campalitn. the bullet can be easily prepared by any soldier Individually, without the knowledge or his superiors and If such bullets have been used In the present war, this is their un doubted source. Ballets In fee. I The various bullets used by armies of civilised nations admit of being grouped In three classes, re ports th Medical Record. One of these classes cf projectiles Is called th reduced caliber. Jacketed bullet. The second class Includes the leaden balls tn thrapnel and the blunt-nosed bullet formerly In use In the British army and subsequently used by the 8erviana. To the third class belong the expanding bullets, the soft-nosed bullet and th dumdum bullet. Some 'authorities speak of the Iret class as the pointed bullet. ' It has less stopping power than the other two. The greater part of the nation of th world use the ogtval bullet, a pointed bullet whose tip forms an obtuse angle like an arch. The two bullets now In use, the oglval snd th blunt-nosed, have a rotary and wabbling motion. On Impact they produce a wound like that made by the blow of a hammer. This effect seems to be observed at all ranges, but particularly at 1.000 yards. Hero the gyroscopic steadiness due to rotation Is lost; the bullet may even turn on Its axis and produce ex plosive effects. lateral . Impact seems the only ex planation of theae explosive effecta. . The unatable Japanese bullet, unstable because It Is the lightest and smallest In use, makes at 800 to 1,000 yards perforations which are large, with explosive exits, and In the soft viscera a wide track showing a great deal of laceration. These effects are prob ably the result of the bullet's course, which Is a tangent to the curve of the trajectory. Before It takes a curve, at very short ranges. It has effects less ovre. but her Its stopping power Is less. In this respect It Is much Inferior to the blunt-nosed bullet. The action of both these types of modern bullet on the human body would at first sight seem to be the same, but careful inspection of wounds during the Balkan war shows that wounds caused by the sharp-nosed German and Turkish bullet were on the whole mors favorsble for speedy healing than thoa caused by th blunt-nosed Servian bullet. Political Pointers Th unusual abundanc of October rains in there parts puts Fait river In One aha? ( for November navigation. Without any prod lag or eusalde auggwetlon the justice of th supreme court of New Tork hav aaked that their annual vacations b cut down from three months to two. The campaign In Pennsylvania haa aroused voters te such a pitch that registration In Philadelphia and Pittsburgh comes very close to the totals of the last presidential year. .Washington correspondenta report that President Wilson has Invited Colonel Waturson to the W'blt House to rr.ok the pipe of pce, but the Courier Journal hasn't said a word about It ' Missouri voter at th coming election will pas upon fifteen proposition, lwa of them being con stitute.! amendments and four proposed law sub mitted en th iBltletiv and referendum plan. One of th conatltutlofial amendment provide for woman suffrage. VampaJga fund are not solicited snd none will be sccepted," announces th manager of th senatorial campaign or Judg Gerard In New Tork stats. If actloa In thla tnatance Is suited to th word, party patriot la the Eoiptr state might as weU blew out th gas aad end the agony. Colon! Theodora Rooev;t Insists that Charles S. VOltman. republican candidate for governor of New Tork. la qualified for membership la th Anan'aa club. With Uk brotherly good will Mr. .Whitman catapult th eoUael Into th sams club without waiting for th Initiation fee. Remember Tyclone" Pavia, field marshal f Ne braska populists of bygoo days? Davis moved to Texas som year as. Now be la about to move oa Washington. "When he take his seat In can. greas." say th Houtoa Poet, "his first bill sJI provtd for th printing of l.M ten of ti bills a day to distribute amoag people who are finding It hard to connect with a roal ticket. Aa a vocal friend of the oppressed. Cyclone pe,vls has 'em all beaten to a standstill Ttas ass of th fund bequeathed to the woman suffrage cause by Mr. Frank Leah is somewhat sbacur. Th New fork HrM aays K wtfl exewvt flOMieo. while the attorney for the eatat namea MeS as near the timet. All th Leslie eatat. ex cepting specific bequests cf r.'. Is willed to Mr Carrie Chapmaa Catt. with only the "wish" that ah Will expend It for th advancement of the woman suffrag cn and "as ta her Judgment she deems best-' It 1 faJrty certain the fund will be lert-e enough t coramasd th interest and atb,vsiens of veteran spetibiaejere. People and Events "Cheer up; we'll spend Chrlstmss In Berlin," are prophetic words attributed to a Ruaeisn general. A like prophecy was sttrlbute." to General Buller. the first C'jmmanler-ln-chlef of British troops in the Boer war. The British general denied having made th remark, but it stuck to him long after h'a defeat at1 Colenso and Fplon Kop, and after Christ mas had passed General Buller' caution should be heeded by the Russlsn: "Don't .ropbecy unless you know." The fsmous Roach shlpysrd at Chester, Fa , was sold urider the hammer la?t week for $5,000, subject to a mortgage of ..04.39. The Roach yards were Identified with the building of th first steel war ships In the t'nlted States, over thirty years ago, but the first Cleveland ad ministration discredited Roach's product particularly ths Dolphin and caused the eventual collapse of the company. Not withstanding tha attack of the admini stration tm Roach and his work President Cleveland and his cabinet rode on the "discredited" Dolphin In the World's fair naval review In New Tork harbor In April, VWl. SMILING REMARKS. A Pennsylvania farmer waa the owner or a good Alderney cow. A stranger, having admired the animal, asked the farmer: "What will yog take for your Cow?" ' The farmer scratched his head for a moment and then sad; "Look a-her. be f'.'.y 1" assessor or haa she ben killed by the railroad '"-Pittsburgh Dis patch. ' "Po you're hanging around broke again'" said the policeman. "Tes," answered Bill the burglar. 'I haven't a cent. I broke Into n hous night befor lat. and the poor mark ef a taxpayer toM me uch a hard-luck etory that a bad m hedden' tears an' lentils' him my last cent." asblngton Star. "Have they much money?" "No. I'm sure thev haven't I over heard her telling a friend thst thev didn't rare a bit for society." Detroit Pre Press. Mrs. Plubdsb I'm sfrald It's r ing to rsln trwisy. Mr. Flubdub Oh, I think not. I Just saw the weather man going down ths street with an umbrella. Judge. "Did you hear sbout Mrs. Midly's lat est ah actually kissed her husband good-bye at the railway elation." "The simple old dear. She's hopelessly Old-fashioned." Cleveland Plain lealer. MISTRESS OF THE SEAS. (In a. Statement of battleships and cruisers soon to be added to the Brltlah fWt, he first lord of the admiralty. Winston Churchill, ssld. "Therefore, we may count upon the naval supremacy of the country beln effectively maintained.) Hang high they banner. England nine? It worldwide to the breesn, Proclaiming on every hand Thou are ml'tress of the seas. St III lives the spirit of Nelson, Still Britons heed the pleas f Thy annals hold of victories won. Valiant mistress of the seas. ' Who shall dispel thy pow-er To effect what right decrees, While In his fateful hour Thou relgn'at mistress of the seas. Great Is the sacrifice, fair land. Duty's challenge to appease. Honor and fealty loose at thy hand. Dauntless mistress of the seas. Strike for the weak, brave England, For those who on bended knees Are praying for they helping hand. Oh,, mistress of the seas. 8o shall thy glory greater grow, Thy people's love Increase, ! Thy fame yet more brightly glow. Mighty mistress of the sea. B. C. IIARDT. Csr Cf THm rtrs Quality r mm s U200 J. O. 9. Otmrnii f-awrarr Turing Cm nw r CADILLAC CO. OF OMAHA BlstxtTsmtors 054-6- Tajraam St. Omaha. Van, It's a fine thing to sell quality, but a deal finer to deliver It, says th Cadillac Co. The Hupmohlle has always deliver ed quality, and I think the new model goes farther In that direction than any other Hup Which la no slight praise for It. To begin with. It's, a five-passenger ear five passengers, mind you. with room for everybody to relax. Take the whole, family along in comfort ho reason why Johnny or Mary should be left at horn. And It has plenty of power the motor Is larger and there are a lot of refinements to take caro of that. You couldn't want or ask for more conveniences or more complete equip ment than this car carries. It has everything not a single extra for you to buy. I tell you it's a beauty, and' every bit aa good Inside , and out as It looks. Step In and see It With the sedan or coupe top, de signed especially for J.te touring car and the roadster and . attached at small cost you can drive all winter in comfort. winter . introduci. n ' 13. I, i. non-f" , . g.fe W tc kVl. country 5 uaed tfc lor l .f. Home Uate. 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