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Address communlcatlnna relating to newa and edi torial matter to Omaha Dee. Editorial Department. KKPTKMHKK SI XDAV CIHCl LATION. 44,375 Plata of Nebraska, County of Ixitiglas, a. Pwlght William. circulation manaKcr of The Pen Publishing company, being duly sworn, any that tha average Sunday circulation for the month of (wrtfmhpr IIH4, ss 44. 37i. IVir,tHT Wl 1X1 A MR. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and . sworn to before me. thl 2d day of t ti.l.rr. IKI4 KORKIIT HUNTER, Notary Public. Subscribers leaving the city temporarily should have The Uee mailed to them. Ad dress will lx changed often aa requested. As an lDDocent outsider, poor little Belgium Is Dot escaping; anything. A reunion of Ak-Sar-Ben kings and queens will be next In order. Some of the poetry written on the war reads as If it had seen service at the front. Attendance figures at the Ak-8ar-ltan car nival are equivalent to a rain gauge. The 1914 Ak-Sar-Den dynasty will have to take no back scat for any of Its predecessor. When Count Zeppelin says he will raid Eu rope he may not be building mere alrcastles. A kind friend has sent us a Chinese almanac which, we regret to report, Is all Chinese to us. "I'll be back," shout the Hon. A. Rustem Bey from the ship. That is what Jack Johnson paid, too.. . .' If the volume of war news continues to in crease, we shall suspect the censors of deserting their posts. "Gossip of the Oridlron." Yes, that re mind us that our own little autumnal college war 1 about to begin. Mary Garden Is said to be thinking of going to the theater of war as Red Cross nurse. Well, she would add some action. ' The practice of paying a child for doing what la his simple, child duty to do, Is fraught with some peril, to say the least. It Is said that the democratic! patronage war In Nebraska la about to yield to the pressure of mediation. Te hunters will take notice. One photograph pictures Villa sitting on the steps of his private car. Which shows what leaving off the old bandit ltfe did for him. The Belgian signal corps Is using carrier pigeons with great auccess. But the dove of Veace is not yet working on Its job as It should. The foot ball squad Is waiting Just behind the scenes to tak possession of the center of the stage as soon as the base ball players evacuate. . . The Hon. Roger C. Sullivan might be one of that kind of senators who "sit tight and do not rock the boat," though he would weight it down i good bit. And now the war novelists are all getting busy. If would seem that no -volume without a military flavor may expect to land among the "six best sellers." Not the least of the. enjoyable features of our annual Ak-Sar-Ben festivals Is the presence and music of the small-town band, which holds Its place as an Institution In our national life Long live the bandl tv.ansaa win get there some way, by fair means of foul. The San Franc toco Chronicle notes the names of 11. Rider Haggard and Rqb- en lauis biovenson of Sabetha, Kan., on a hotel register of that city. Tha Missouri river commission hM i. Omaha. Attending war Major Charles K. Buter. Major n. r.rni, ueutenant Flak and Major A. It. Ma ketiZlaW fif tha BPini - " (1 It ... . ... " --;wi . i)ivtintaa or I'lea- tnt H1U and Mayor Urotch of Omaha. They lnpeotd ha work dun on o.e river bank from the brldga to tha -wr wurai. if i. i . ... . .rria ixwinara ai tha fortunate winner of a win machine given by a l0laJ asency to tha paraon tueaalrui neareat to tha numlr cf tacka In a, tan-Inch uuucn mm anown in Ha ature window. a aociai party at Kalconer a hull laat nisht was mder tha direction of a committee compoeed of E II .otter. P. P. Shelby and T. C. Smith. The aff.i--,.i tlven In return for the leap year reception which the a-omea bad tendered the men at the cloae of the laet iruva. a Buiu-ntKuea cane inacriPed 'Mra. K. Reovea ace eisnty-uve yeara. preauntrd by the firemen of N 1 Ensiue Houee." waa delivered t that eatlmable old e rearaem-e or air. Jot.ei by a cotnmlttte ""m y jororne ifnaei and Jamee O'Brien In knowleda-ment of favor received by the fire boye iiicera or ine Apoiia Ko l clcb are being chon Preildent. Jolm U. Booth: vice prcaldent, (Jeorae J cn.uori, vecretary, v . J. n ird; treaiurtr, A. li. VO.il . . The Tall of Antwerp. KfKnrdlrs of Its effect on the ultimate for tune of nr, the fall of Antwerp before the siege and BBsaults of the Germans must be regarded n another fonther In the cap of Emperor Wil liam and his hoVs. The transfer by the Bel gian of their sent of government from nrus nels to Antwerp when the establlnhed capital hocsnie untenable as nealnst the Invaders, ac centuated the Importance of the fortified port within whoae protecting walls they evidently considered themselves safe. This ronldence Is now proved to have leen Illusory, while the German siege guns have again demonstrated their superiority Br. engines of destruction over the resisting power of the moat up-to-date and perfectly equipped permanent fortifications. It is reasonable to aRSume that the fallurn of Antwerp to withstand attack successfully means that no fortified stronghold In the thea ter of war could be exported to hold out much longer under similar conditions. In other words, the progress of the Germons In clearing their path of obstacles, which were counted In superable, only exemplifies the comparative use Icssness of fortresnes and bastions to Interpose more than a temporary check to their Invasion. Aside from Its military aspect, the pitiful side of Antwerp's bombardment Is to be seen In the loss of life and property sustained by Us peace ful Inhabitants, the destruction of their homes and the paralyzing of their industries. The terrors of war In all Its hideousness have been lslted upon the women and children, the old men, the sick and the halt, all helpless to ward off the affliction. Rven thoHe who were able to leave the city In time are doomed to endure hardship and loss brought on them by no fault of their own. Perhaps It would have been bet ter to have surrendered Antwerp on demand as Brussels was surrendered, rather than pay the price of a futile resistance. For who can say that the fall of this beautiul Belgian city has brought the war appreciably nearer its end? Menu vi. Bill-of-Fare. From Chicago comes word of the outbreak of a new war a war which we believe will ap peal to popular sympathy and support a war on fancy foreign names on the menu card to disguise, simple dishes otherwise easily recog nizable. One prominent and fashionable hotel restaurant is said to have actually broken the Ice with a bill of fare in plain English from which what' was formerly ordered as "Canape Russe" Is now Berved as "Caviar on toast,' and what used to be "Filet Mlgnon, Stanley," an swers to the call of "tenderloin steak with horseradish sauce," and so on down the list. The crucial Question Is. however, whether people with plethoric poc.ketbooks, supporting a pretense to.eplcurean eating, will be willing to pay skyscraper prices for culinary concoctions without the Imported label. To put It more nlalnly. will a "tenderloin steak with horserad ish sauce" extort as much money as "Filet Mlg- non, Stanley." although Identical 1ft Ingredi ents and composed by the same kitchen artist? Hope as we may for the successful expulsion of the menu cord masqucraders, we must confess to a fear that they are too strongly entrenched to be easily routed. Lawyer and Divorce, In Kansas City, they have a divorce proc tor whoso duty It is to investigate as many applications for divorce as possible. During the last term of circuit court 560 cases were filed, which is said to represent a heavy Increase. So marked ia this Increase that, according to the Star, "the divorce cases are slightly more than 25 per cent of the total number of suits." , Nor is Kansas City unique In this respect, though It may lead in percentage of. increase over some other cities. The distressing fact la that the increase In divorce Is noticeable the country over and down at Kansas City It has been concluded, as It has elsewhere, that the ease with which a divorce may be obtained has a lot to do with It. First, It is "esy money" for lawyers who covet that line of practice. "The divorce end of the law has come to oc cupy almost the entire time of some law flrm," again aayi the Star. "Cut away the divorce fees and their income, would be almost nil." Another collateral question, Does divorce generally lead to good results? Kansas City's divorce proctor, W. W. Wright, answers that decidedly. In the negative, adding: "The relief hoped foe la not found. The woman usually marries again. Tho second time It la for a home and aeldom la the love part of It conaldered. Again, divorce beeomea a habit. It la the frequent thing In a divorce caae to learn that the husband hae been married two or throe tlmea and the wife a almllar number of tlmea. The law which make divorce ey la to bUme." Some day, perhaps, members of the bar will see this and exert an influence against it, for lawyers not only construe and administer laws In our country, but make the laws as well. Power of the Catch Phrase. When we stop to think of it, we find that most of our modern movements for social and civic betterment revolve around a catch phrase. "Safe and Sane Fourth" is the life of the reform In celebrating our natal day. "9wat the Fly" has done wonders for Improved sanitation. Over In Indiana they have an annual "Disease Pre vention Day' when all Join hands In a special effort to stamp out disease-breeding places, and here are some of the mottoes they flaunt to In spire the project: The only Koo, fly la a ftad fly. Well-kept alleys pay better dividends than well kept cemeterlea. Public health la public wealth. Uat the rat and awat the fly. All the time la clean-up time. Duet, dirt, dampneaa, darkneaa and drink will alwava kill. The campaign is said to be making wonder ful headway. It might do well If taken up else where In this organized manner. But as far as the memory of man reaches back into the dimness of time, slogans, battle cries, mottoes and epigrams have played their part in moat of the great movements) for prog ress and improvement. It was so throughout the long period of the history of Israel and It has been so In the new dispensation ushered by "a voice crying In the wlnlderness, 'repent, for the kingdom of God Is at hand.' " It waa so In the crusades. In the beautiful story of the quest for the holy grail. In the reformation period when the Lutheran cry. "Deus vult. Deus vult," split the air cf Europe Ilka a rapier of lightning through a summer cloud. Every great army has been moved by the might of some material air. the keynote of which has been a catch- phrase. Hardly a great political campaign in our own country but has given us some clever device of words, and more than one has to at tribute to its slogan the award of success or defeat. Constructive Relief Work.. The prince of Wales evidently has some ex cellent Id cm as to the character of the assistance the poor of his nation most need in consequence of war conditions. Speaking of the fund bearing his name, already amounting to $15,000,0fj0, he says: I trust that. the portion of the fund which will tie applied to the relief of civil distress may, as far aa possible, flow Into productive channels, such aa as sisting scheme for male and female employment and perhaps Industrial training-, for It I repugnant to me, a It must be to tho recipients, that assistance should be distributed only In tho form of dole. This strikes the keynote of rational philan thropy. Much worthy effort and money are often wasted simply from a misguided application. The sort of relief that counts most la always that which helps the recipient to help himself. England, as well as other countries, of course, has Its chronic helpless who require direct aid, but they are not included in the vic tims of misfortune for whom the prince of Wales fund Is Intended. War or peace, the real need of the armies of unfortunates, Idle and Jobless, 4s a fair chance to make a decent living on a basis of self-respecting Independence. And this object lesson may well be heeded by us on this side of the water as well, as by other warring nations. The Art of Buying. Every successful merchant will emphasfze the Importance of buying as a factor 'In his business. ' All large mercantile establishments, particularly the big stores, have their geniuses and artists In buying. Without the right kind of buying all the economy and science at the command of the merchant In disposing of his goods would not count for par in the year's busi ness. If commercial Institutions pursued the in different; haphazard methods of buying that the average householder does, they would probably soon go broke. Yet with all our talk about high prices, we persist in "ordering" Instead of "buy ing," as it has been expressed in New York, where through, what is known as the mayor's committee a campaign of education on "How to buy" hoe been launched for, the benefit of all the plain people. Circulars of Information are distributed in the schools, and by the children carried into 1,000,000 homes. These circulars are said to contain valuable advice, which if followed will help bring down many a house hold's expense account. One lesson, of course, will hardly teach folks to adjust themselves to the really economical way of buying, but peri odic hammering along this line will surely In time produce visible results. Good Americanism. "Am I my brother's keeper?" certainly Is receiving an affirmative answer today by Ameri cans with reference to the newcomers from foreign lands, especially those preparing for American citizenship. We are no longer con tent to allow these sturdy folk to grope their way through the dark and devious paths of ex periment and experience to that goal unaided. Very wisely our people are alert to their own responsibilities In the matter and are exerting splendid efforts to make the best Americans of all thoso who come to cast their lot perma nently among us. Tha mutual advantage, of course, is obvious. In this connection it is gratifying to note the additional use to be made one night a week of our public library for the teaching of history and civil government to prospective citizens. This, coming on top of such rudimentary in struction in the English language as is given through the Young Men's Christian association educational department and the public night schools, is the kind of philanthropy that appeals to practical and patriotic men and women. It Is especially timely now to enlarge npon this work. When we stop to think of how many of our own native-born Americans are deficient in the knowledge, of their own his tory and civil government, we will not become Impatient at the foreign-born for requiring spe cial Instruction along these lines. It is good Americanism and deserves to prosper. MTTFTLED KNOCKS. No Extortion at San Franoiioo Fair. Recalling our own Trans-Mlsslsslppl exposi tion, which taught anew that, in this respect, eternal vigilance Is the price of safety, it is In teresting to note the extra precautions that are being taken to prevent visitors to the California fair from being gouged and imposed upon by excess of greed. The authorities of both San Francisco and San Diego remember the com plaints of other expositions against extortionate prices exacted for Indifferent accommodations, and as a consequence they aim to forestall repe tition by organizing the owners of hotels and apartment houses Into a sort of a clearing house for the proper handling and distribution of the expected influx of gueBts. The hope is that by this system exposition visitors will depart "with a sweet taste In their mouth Instead of snarls on their Hps." Here's wlbhing success to the efforts of the California people to repress the birds of prey who might otherwise lie In wait for the unwary and Inexperienced, for we know that their ef forts can be successful It properly-directed pre ventive measures are devised and enforced fear lessly and without favor. From the issue of another Omaha newspa per the day after Ak-Sar-Ben's big electrical parade we take the following headlines: "Po lice Handle the Crowds Without Any Difficulty. Pocket Picking Kept Down and Only One Bob bery Reported During the Evening." The po lice force of Omaha must be serving the purpose tolerably well, after all. It Is easy to raise nln. But you won't get much for the crop. A fat woman may'have her faults, but he I g' ncraliy a good sitter. A life Insurance company la about tho only thing a man wouldn't like to beat li'Kltlmately. A whf.le IM of premeditated onerynea Is blamed i.n the philosophy once advanect by Old Man Pinto. A woman may fall down on managing A biislrtes. But she Is there with bells Cn when It comes to managing a business n.an. A man never seems to connect the two. But the fellow who has a lot of bnd habits: la ti e fellow who has a lot of bad luck. ' ' The reason some men are unmarried la because they are waiting for a chitnce to grab a wealthy womnn who is deaf and dumb. It would iar a man all over If he kn"W that the same stoflea he hears In his p enfe his wife hears at her pet Sewing club. We haven't anv sympathy with the girl Who remains single. 8ho haa only herof to blame. There's one born every min ute, girl. - A girl's Idea pt a disaster la to havo a nice young man call at the house when her hair is drying on the clothe line In the baok yard. The old fashioned girl who prepared for matrimony by helping 'her mother with the coolttng for fire year now haa a dnughter who buya a can , opener and ttand pat. Thoro are, a whole lot cf men In the world Just like the fighter who kick about the referee's decision as soon aa he wakea up put of the alumbcr caused by the knockout. The world la a big, deserted place when you ore trying to borrow anme money. Hut It la a small crowded foot when you are trying to dodge the fellows from whom you borrowed the coin. Cincinnati Enquirer. People and Events The dismissal of Prof. Bernstein was a much more high-handed proceeding than . the dis missal of Miss Stegner. The Bee protested and protests against both, but when It protested against the former act of mistreatment, those now loudest In their outcry were as dumb as oysters. It becomes dally more evident that the issues of the war will have to be fought out in Europe, since they cannot be argued out eapecially la peaceful, neutral America MUSINGS OF A CYNIC. Naturally the reformer Jsn't a success unle.s he make good. You don't have to play poker with a man to wfn his friendship. Virtue la Its own reward, but even an angel blowa hla own horn. Success always gets applause, but tt doesn't always respond to an encore. Love In a cottage and castle In the air are not so far apart a they sound. Matches are made In heaven; that In, those that are not made In hammocks. Rome people never borrow trouble so long as they can borrow anything else. Many a man who says he studies to please expends most of hla efforts on himself. A course In an agricultural school Isn't absolutely necessary In sowing a crop of wild' oats. Borne men are so constituted that they would do anything for money, except work for It. In tha matter of making mistakes moat of ua are willing to concede the superior industry of our friends.- It sometimes happens that even the man who always knows what to do can't find any one to do it for him. Self-conceit is a good asset A man can't hope to be popular with hi frlcnas unless he la popular with himself. Even the study of physiognomy won't always help ua In alalng up a man who can be crooked with a perfectly straight face. . i, ' Lay something by for a rainy day, and jiit as soon as the clouds begin to gather some fellow will come along and borrow It. New York Times. ' ' - ACTIVITIES OP WOMEN. Margaret Fife of Canton, O., escaped alive when lightning melted a gold chain which she wore around her neck. Mia M. Ia Jo be of New York, a teacher In Normal college, declare (he discovered a mountain peak 160 miles northwest of Mount Rubeon, British Columbia. A Rutslan woman la leading an ex pedition, which has started to cross Arabia at It widest part and which will try to penetrate land never before ex plored. The first woman lawyer In Auatrallla la Mlaa Anna Brennan, who recently tried her first caae, wearing a white drasa, over which waa a black robe of the profea alonal barrister. Mlsa Edythe Havermeyer, who inherited a fortune of something like 17,00,000 from her father, la aald to have set up her own bachelor girt establishment In London, having obtained the privilege of doing so when she had attained the age of 22. Miss Catherine Ptnnegan, a factory Worker of Chicago, haa gone on the stump for suffrage. Bhe ha been busy at Kan sas City and tt I expected that the will do some work for the cause In other porta of the state, stopping off at t. Loula for a few day. Mr. Russell Page started on her eighty seventh year last .week and Mrs. John 'D. Rockefeller began her aeventy-alxth year. Mr, gage is said to be the more robust of the two. . Mrs. Rockefeller not having been very strong for some time. Both women have a long life of well doing to look back upon. NOTES OF PROGRESS. ' Minnesota now produces a superior quality of aorghum. .Tha tl.ta0.4X; long ton of Iron ore mined la the I'nlted State last year waa the greatest production on record according to recently compiled government statistic. Vessel lined with metal that will con duct electric currents have been patented by a Pennsylvania to heat liquids aa they are being poured from one to another. la an Indianapolis carburetor factory a rig refrigerator in which automobile engine are run la used to duplicate the condition confronted In tero weather. In the opinion of a French aclentlst the swinging motion that often break elec tric transmission ltnea I due a much to terrestrial magnetism a It la to wind. A Cleveland woodworker haa mounted a work bench on wheel and tow It be hind hi automobile, using the power of the latter to drive a band aaw and other tool a Parchment manuacrlpta nearly 80 year Id. from which the Ink haa faded from .view, bave been read by a BerUa an ientlst who photographed them - with ultraviolet rays. There are no native Industrie In the Belgian Congo. In every comunnity there I tha village blacksmith, who ean fashion -knlve and si ears of a certain quality, and there are also village expert (always women) in weaving, pottery ani kindred occupatlona A famine In glass eye I promised abroad Another Industrial opportun ity for Uncle Sam to look Into. Choer up, feller! Frost ha not yet appeared on the pumpkins, but pumpkin pie in all It glory beckon mankind to flit up and he happy. John D. Rockefeller wild bird refuge In Lontslaaa covers 8S.0nO acre bought at a trifle less than U an acre. Vncle Jobn r. can pipe a real estate bargain a quickly as an oil well. That fat wad of certified checks and drafts which Blrdman Jlcachey carries around on his person are Imposing as a business asaet. but not half a useful as a bnso ball cushion In breaking the force of a fall.. The fashion oracle of the cornbelt rule that a red necktie ! perfectly proper, even nifty. In October, a long aa the temperature doesn't go below 40 degre; Again the country is saved and the dove of pence blinks contentedly on Its perch. Py a unanimous vote the national en atn of Albania elected Easad I'asha gov-, rrnor-ireneral of tha newly created state. Rssad had "an army of 10,030 men" near by who gave considerable eclat to the election. A reserve of armed votes I a mighty handy standby In an emergency. Congressman Bartholdt of r. Lui supplement the south' "buy a bale" movement with a war cry: "Buy a bar rel of beer." The latter plan he con siders more patriotic because beer brings more war taxes than cotton, and Is more effective lp smothering the ribald notes of "How Dry I Am." Italy Is taking pains to notify pros pective globe trotter that the sunny peninsula is at peace with all the world and ready to entertain all comer with the price. There is no section of Europe so delightfully insinuating as Italy in wooing American coin from the native to the alien pocket. There ia some substance In the claim that New York City Is experiencing a religious uplift. A contribution of $300 haa Just bn made to the conscience, fund Of the city, the first In two year. New York does not look for an epidemic of regeneration and will raise the neces sary revenue in the usual way. There la something more than a Jolly In the assertion that postorflce employes like to read pnetcards. Postmaster Fay of San Francisco announces that "here after five demerits will be Imposed where It I ahown that a distributor Is wasting time looking at the pictures or reading the correspondence on postcards." A bunch of demerits foreshadows a bounce. A glass skyscraper, reared a a memor ial to the late Colonel Qwynne, Is one of the novel enterprises just completed In Cincinnati. It la said to be the only dtruoture of the kind in the world, being five-sixths glass and one-sixth metal and concrete. The glass is translucent, not transparent, and business may be carried on inside without attracting the gale of prying eyes on the outside. SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT. New York World; According to Pr. Hadley of Talc, prayer Is art to be only the Indulgence of the luxury of expres sing one', emotions In public. While thli may, be true, the doctor will probably ad mlt that In self-governing countries where a raajority of the people take that method of proclaiming their emotions, prayers are likely to be rather powerful In the courM of time. Boston Transcript: The record of rhurrl. attendance Sunday was a demonstration that our people In no part of the country were" beyond the pale of a moral and spiritual awakening. There are special occasion In the year when the churches are full. There are many who attend at Easter and at Christmas who rarely at tend at any other time. They are prompted by the spirit of the season. They enjoy the music and the flowers. But Sjnday there were none of these at tractions beyond the ordinary. Moreover, there were contributions In prospect, uhirh rule are not a drawing fea ture. But never within the memory of the present generation has there been a greater outpouring among all claeaes and all fa'.ths In their respective sanctuaries than that which answered the call of the president to make the day one of prayer for peace and righteousness In the world. Brooklyn Eagle: Religion did not pre vent thts war. because the conquest cf I sin I not a 1elght-of-hand performance I miracle, but a dally and hourly bat tle in the soul of man. It is not (ret won. . . , but It Is in the winning, ana one prom v tha rnmlnr roomiest is that now, for al- mot the first time, the eyes of our coun try are opened to the truth that war ja nnt merelv an evil, but a preventable evil. and one hlch It Is the duty of the nation and the Individual not to glorify, but to ,ininr The churches which have been potential in bringing In that higher vsion. have no call to hang their neaus in nino because rulers far removed from their in fluence have plunged helpless lands In blood. Shame It Is. but It Is not their shame, nor the ebame of that particular vineyard whereof they have been made steward. DOMESTIC PLEASANTRIES. AROUND THE CITIES. St. Louis expects to put $1,000,000 into new churches thl year. Puluth has SS2 acres of park and play grounds valued at $826,000. European order for plate glass are coming to Pittsburgh in Increasing number. The city of Birmingham, Ala., is to ex pend $5,000,000 in the construction of wat erworks. In the last five years seventeen women charged with murder, have, been tried In Chicago, and everyone of them acquitted. The new Sarah Ilackett Btcvenson lodg ing house for poor women at 2412 Prairie avenue, Chicago, provide rooms for 100 lodger at 15 cent a night. V Montreal has named three of Its atreets In honor of General French, Joffre and Pau, commanders . of . the allied armies fighting on the French frontier. Philadelphia, usee a testing, plant, car ried on an automobile, to 'ascertain whether Us various forma of street light are maintained at the contract standard. Of the seventy-two persons killed, by vehicles In Ureater New York in Septem ber, forty-five were children,,' thirty-five of them kUled by, automobile, eight by wagons and two by trolley cars. Minneapolis Is slowly recovering from the shock of reduced tax rate for the coming year. ' Compared with the last assessment the reduction will leave $1, 000,000 In the pockets of taxpayers. Oklahoma City has . installed a novel emergency fire engine, consisting of a regular motorcycle equipped with two chemical tanka on either aide of the rear wheel, directly back of the driver's seat Thl equipment can get Into action quicker than the usual fire fighting ap Angry Householder Why don't you stop 7 The fire is all out. Captain of Village Hose Company I allow it Is; but there three winders not broke yet Koston Transcript. "She sings with a good deal of expres sion, doean t she?" ..... "yes, she does; but it's the kind of ex pression you must close your eyes to ap preciate. Louisville Courier-Journal. "Why does Wombat speak so frequently about his wife,? He praises her in the most extravagant terms. She may be a nice woman, but why drag her into the conversation all the time?" ' ' It's a l.ttle Idea of his In case she has a dictograph stuck around." Cincinnati Enquirer. "Are you kind and generous toward your netghbois?" asked the upllfter. "I should say I am," replied Mr. Cross lots. "I let 'em listen to my phonograph every evening and never charge 'cm a cent. "Washington Star. "I went to dine at Amanda's the other day. and she gave me the cold shoulder." "You must hare felt badly." "Not at all. She had made It Into such delicious salad." Baltimore American. Annie Do you like his dancing? Fannie Yes; but I wlnh he wouldn't tread on mytoes so often! Annie What sixe shoe do you wear? Judge. ' Ragged Rogers I haven't had a bite for nearly a week, mum. Sympathet ic Lady You poor . man I Have patience a few weeks longer and you'll get frost-bitten. Boston Transcript. "A woman's devotion Is a wonderful thing," said the Rentiinentllst. "No doubt of it," replied Mr. Meekton. "Whera Henrietta places her affections her admiration I unquestioning. The only reason she objects to muzzling our bulldog Is that she thinks the muzzle will spoil his facial expression." Washington Btar. NEW "STAR-SPANGLED BANNER" Francis Scott Key, 1814. O, say. can you 'see by the dawn's early light. What so proudly we hailed as the twi light's lsst gleaming. Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight. O'er the ramparts we watched were so gallant. y streaming? And the roekem red glare. The bombs bursting in air. Gave proof through the night that our Hag was atlll there. O, say, d"e that star-spangled banner yet wave O'er the land of the free and the home i of tne brave? 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