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Judgments
PRESIDENT O'NKILL dug up a
live wire when he got Pan Sy
cles as an umpire. Dan is the
best we've aeen In thia :agu
for aome moons and his side
partner, Barr, has shown up very satis
factorily. But it is of Dan we would
speak here. In the first place,' ho is big
enough to command respect. In the next
place he umpires the game Instead of
leaving It to be done by the players. He
makes his decisions promptly and clearly
as he really believed In what he was do
ing and he makes them Intelligently. But
the big feature of his work, the one that
stands out in boldest relief In the West
ern league, is that he keeps the game on
the go. Ho has the players hustling
fom the time the gong sounds till the
last man Is out. And they don't chew
the rag with him, either. As an example
of what this amounts to, Omaha and
Incoln got away with their eleven-ln-nlg
game Tuesday In less than two hours.
That is going some as compared with
rwhat we've witnessed on the Omaha
grounds thte year. What little playing
the Omaha team has done has often
been 'spoiled by loaflnff. Dan's work
was a rare treat and went a long way
toward making up for the miserable
stuff that the home team has been pan
ning off on a long-suffering f&ndom.
We think our theory has been proved,
namely that an unreliable set of pitchers
twill In time destroy the effectiveness of
other good players on the team. Omaha
has gone through another season with
no pitching strength. Game after game
has been lost because of this. On the
home grounds, as well as abroad, the
team goes along losing seven out of eight
sames. The result Is In and outfielders
who earlier In the season looked like
stars now show up little better than dubs.
Take young Thomas. He is a good,
promising young ball player; no one will
deny it. But look at hie work of late.
Like every other slugger On the team,
he is slumping at the bat; he is also
playing 60 per cent poorer game than he
did at first. We are not presuming to
lay this all to the miserable work of the
pitchers, but we do lay a large part of
it to that And the same thing is true
of nearly every other man. Bchliebner
continues his marvellous work, but he
hasn't been on the team as long aa some
of the others. He Is, In our estimation,
the best first baseman this league ever
saw and, like Krug, Thomas, Thomason
and, perhaps some of the other Omaha
jilayers, would shine with greater luster
if surrounded by uniformly steady play
ing, particularly pitching.
No National league manager, be he ever
so great, has been able to cop four pen
nants In a row. That feat belongs to
Comiskey, who performed It as manager
of the old St. Louis Browns, "The Four
Tims Winners." Ernest J. Lanlgan in
the Sporting News pointed out that:
Chicago landed the championships of
VW. lUtl and 1882. and boston finished
first in 18M.
Boston landed the championships In
1091, 18t2 and 1SSJ, and Baltimore finished
first in 1SW.
Baltimore landed the championships of
1K4, 18S6 and 18SW, and Boston finished
first In 1897.
He might have added that Chicago,
under Manager Chance, won the National
championship again in 1906, 1907, 1908 and
INew York finished first In 1909. Anson,
SSelee. Hanlon, Chance failed to do what
it remains to be seen whether McOraw
can do this year. If Boston beats him,
It will, as Lanlgan says, not establish a
precedent.
The dopesters are busy trylag to fix the
status of base ball next year. Will the
Federals break up the National associa
tionthe minors' organization and take
the Southern, Western and other leagues
tinder their protecting wing? Or will
some other contingency ensue that prom
ises the Western a new birth? We do
not know. This we know, some new
alignment ought to be made, and along
with it some change that will give Omaha
Its rightful setting and somebody the
benefit of the base ball support that
Omaha has ready for real base ball.
The return of Fielder Jones to major
league ball is a matter of gratification,
even though he enters through the out
laws. We cannot tell In these days of
swift changes, who will be the outlaws
tomorrow, or whether there will .be any.
Pt. Louis may be sure of one thing, it
has a great master at the head of Its
Federal band.
Only about 100 po'nts separate first and
last teams In the National league, which
makes about the best race the old or
ganization has had In many a year. And
with the Giants, Cardinals and Braves
neck and neck for first place. It prom
ises to continue a rare to the end.
Pa Rourke has sent Charley Ward
back to Grand Island, of course. It was
a cinch h would when ha brought blra
in. Ward is a hard-working youth, means
well and is rather fair-looking, but not
even all that makes him a class "A" ball
player.
The first time Denver goes up against
Mr. Dan Syrlea it will learn that he um
pires his own games.
Ion't blame Gonding. He Is doing
probably as well as any manager could
without pitchers.
It Is base baH's loss If Miner Brown
really is all in.
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WW AT A CHARMVMQ
PICTuRf. SHE MUST
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PLAY GAME FOR ITS SPORT
Local Sandlotten Anxious to See
National Pastime Prosper,
MONEY IS SECOND THOUGHT
Amatenr Players Not on Nines foe
Financial Benefit I, n rarer En
rollment Ki pelted Next
Yenr.
By FRANK QltiiLKY.
It is undeniable that the .leagues or
ganized this season were composed of
boys bubbling over with a desire to see
the national pastime prosper. Naturally
there were a few exceptions, because
some' of the fellows were continually
harping about the Injustice, greed and
lack of sportsmanship apparent In some
cases to the narrow-minded, but not to
the ones with broader views. As these
loagues were run In strict accordance to
amateur rules and as there was no pecu
niary benefits to be derived, disputes over
the division of coin were obliterated. As
there are more or less sordid details con
nected with any business, and because It
requires considerable time to handle dis
putes, things might have run smoother
if more time was devoted to. this good
cause by the ones concerned.
Next season the leagues will be more
firmly than ever established and they
can be operated on a strictly business
basis. All the leagues that were organ
ized, with one exception, went through
as well as could be expected. The excep
tion was the Twin City league, and the
main reason why they went to the wall
was on account of the kale question.'
They had the exclusive use of Florence
and Chris Lyck parks, but as they were
unable to get a shot at the rate receipts
they decided to quit the ring.
Care. More for Money.
The only reason why the class "A"
teams didn't organise was because they
are In a position to pick up a few rocks
occasionally, and as It seems to be a
thorough Americanized idea to grab the
dough whenever afforded an opportunity,
they decided to foUow the suggestion.
Nevertheless, some of the class "A"
teams have Joined the Omaha Amateur
association and the majority of them will
bo enrolled In the very Immediate future.
Every team In Omaha or South Omaha,
whether or not a member of one of the
leagues, can Join the association by slip
ping the secretary 50 cents. Managers, If
your team is figuring on entering the
field meet, It would be a good Idea to
join aa soon as possible. The Omaha
Amateur association has done consider
able to booBt amateur base ball, but,
naturally. It has a few knockers, butthlsj
is true or any individual or corporation
that flirts with the pinnacle of success.
. Source of Information.
Lost Sunday these columns contained a
notice to tho effect that William Bloszles
had resigned as secretary of the Omaha
Amateur association and said Informa
tion Is accounted for by the fact that
Jake Isaacson, president of tho league,
so informed Frank Qulgley. As far as
the directors are concerned not a spark
of enmity exists between BUI and the
board of directors and he Is perfectly
welcome to the secretary's chair.
Diamond Dust.
That bum knee has again put Hughes
on tho blink.
For several weeks the K. & M.'s have
been dormant.
Next Sunday the Black Kats and the
Alumltos will clash.
The Krebbs are still crabbing about
the case of John Norton.
On account of a bum mit. Harry Will
iams laid off last Sunday.
The O. D. Klpllngera won the champion
ship of the Metropolitan league.
During tho Luxus-Dundee Woolen Mills
bout, eleven bases were pilfered.
For the first time this season John
Dennlson had an off day last Hunday.
On the middle cushion. Hansen is now
working for the South Omaha Kamblera.
"Jawn" McAndrews, the main squeeze
of the Hollys, Is some ball toaser himself.
Last week Gillespie of the Council
muus joe mitns, caught for Sidney,
Neb.
On the hot corner McAndrews Is doing
admirably for the Suuth Oruaha Ram
blers. '
The suits formerly used by the Jabes
Cross team are the property of Kay
Penton.
Although it was apparently aolns- rood.
the li. J. Bourgeois team has Bona to
toe wan.
Another new gent, named Edgar, la now
stationed at bag one for the Mlckel'a
vic-trolaa.
! Maxwell of the South Omaha Shamrocks
fared well againat the South Omaha
Kamblera.
Hadley, the curlster for the Mlckel's
Vlctrolas. held the hard hitting Murphy
Did Its to five hits.
Now the Lux us children are mora
firmly convinced that the unexpected
often bobs up in base ball.
Ha.fP, who formerly held down the short
poHiali fur tho Luxua, is now doing duly
at tho same stand for the btors.
Because the Monmouth Parks are In a
crippled condition Manager Adams de
cided to slay in seclusion today.
L&ft Sunday Atkinson must have had
tha strike-out fever for h whiffed eight
een of the plow followers at Gretna.
Over across the waves at the Joe
Smith park, Harry Sao is the hurry-up
kid when acting as sn adjudicator.
R. Staoey must have had on shoes with
springs in Xual Sunday's game from the
way he was springing around the bases.
McCreary of the W.t End Merchants.
IwiKaled good bull in nearly all his argu
menu, exuept the fua witn th Auto
10) w.
Latt Sunday Manager Krullhh of tha
Vaii mine .witched Harry Williamson
from tho center patch to the second
rtatlon.
It Is not i-ett'et yet as to whra ami
where tie truwn Park Pharmacy VUl
THE OMAHA
of His Adventurous Life
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HOW ORiGHT AM, AM I
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Both bright and
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MORDECAI BROWN AS HE LOOKED IN ins CHICAGO UNIFORM.
CHICAGO, Aug. 29.-Manager Joe Tinker
does not attempt to disguise his disap
pointment over the falling through of the
deal through which he hoped to secure
Miner Brown as a member of his pitching
sf1ng for next year. Fielder Jones has
refused to sanction the deal by which
Brown would have been traded by the
hook up with the Vinton Street Mer
chants. It Is a difficult matter to swipe a
base on fhertzer, the la that nails them
behind the willow for the Star and
Stripes.
Collins and Ryan of the Armours se
cured six of the nine hits mado by the
Armours last Sunday, each getting three
blngles.
Feltman, the Initial sucker, associated
with the Valentines, smacked one for
three cushions last Sunday at a crucial
moment.
The village of Blair is sure a hoodoo
to the Storz, for they dropped another
mix to them by the same Indentlcal score
of 3 to 2.
Last Sunday the Brown Park Phar
macy tribe amply demonstrated its su
periority over th Hollys when they shut
thm out.
Cub Mlllett. formerly a shining light
with the Bouth Ornhm. Honors, Is now
holding down one of the pastures for
Paplllion.
Crimson Top Peterson, tho main gzaboa
of the Joe rtmlths. handled tho indicator
during the Luxus-lXindeo Woolen Mills
jamboree.
Although the majority of the lengues
have closed their doors, nevertheless, the
different teams will keep on playing uutil
October 1.
Ross, who used to stop the pellets be
hind th crockery for HprinKfleld. cut the
strings because they wanted to reduce
his salary.
In all probability Sanders, th Htors
hurlster, will work for the Kourke family
today. Olcson will heave them for th
Hud crew.
On bag two Bertrlcus McAndrews, more
commonly known aa Swanson, Is doing
excellent work for th Council Bluff
Joe Smiths.
Art Weatgard left for El Paso, Tex.,
yesterduy. He has a good position there
and in all probability he will hook on
next season.
Holland and Danze changed their
thought retervoirH about gliding to
Omaha.' They are icing sum soft dough
where they are.
Although Chlperino Bowley played
gran J ball for th Luxua tribe, for some
unexplainable reason he didn't go good
with the Bton.
On account of a chautauqua at Atlantic,
la., th base ball squad located there
cancelled Its game scheduled with th
Storm for today.
Next Tuesday. Wednesdsy and Thurs
day tha Alainlto will endeavor to cop
tha big- prise at the Thurman, la., baae
ball tournament.
That much talked of wrangle between
the P'MHli Omaha Kamblera and the South
Omaha tihamrocks raaultod in a victory
fur the Ramblers.
Willie Piotst was the big gun with th
roe agntnet the Armour for th Black
Kats. Ho poled three hits, two of which
were for to baga
N orgard of th South Omaha Ramblers
Is evidently taking soma dol to mak
hlrn Strom;, f r he whacked one for four
laws the oihT day.
it i a lead-pipe cinch that th Ancient
SUNDAY ItEK: AUGUST
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Don Chicago Uniform
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St. Louts Feds to the Chicago Feds In
exchange for Brennan and Ftsk or Mc-
Gulre. Brown's wish not to play on the
team from which he was deposed aa
leader to make place for Fielder Jones
probably will result In a trade with Buf
falo or Brooklyn. Brown says he Is
through with base ball for good.
Order of United Workmen team will do
all In Its power to push the Black Kats
down the ladder today:
Roseoe Fitch, the speedy Herman
pitcher, who beat the Btors at Blair last
Hunday, might possibly be a candidate
for the Western league.
Harry Fitch, the "Omaha Artist," who
Stayed with Walter Johnson In the Idaho
tate league In lii7. Is a cousin of Roseoe
Fitch, the Herman wis.
f. jh,. 1 .
Last week Edward McCrafy1.aled in
from Houlh Dakota and. Immediately
upon his arrival, he secured a job to
wlggl one gam for Schuyler.
Tomorrow night at the olty hall th
board of directors of the Omaha Amateur
association will oungregate and maka the
final arrangement for the field meet.
In the Church league, tue First Metho
dists were the lad that developed their
championship aspirations into a reality
by giommiug the rag in this league.
It la laughable to hear opponents en
deavor by yelping to rattle Nelson, the
dummy pitcher, hitched to the Ancient
Order of United Workmen aggregation.
Before many moons roll by the leaders
of the Buostur league and the leaders
of the Metropolitan league will get to
gether and soltle the uiaa "C" cham
pionship. Overman Is the gont thst was responsi
ble for the deioat of tha Armours by the
Black Kats last Sunday, for h smashed
out a knock for the limit with a man on
base
Perfke, who works for th Ancient
Order of United Workmen when ther Is
no chango in sight, la looking for jobs
catching at tournaments. Call him at
Douglas ZM. i
Here I the fast Papllllon Infield: Dip
iPoebkln. first; Wuhner, second; Pat
Kennedy, shortstop, and Ruff, third. It
is a difficult matter to push one through
on this crowd.
On account of business connections In
Nebraska, lt.c.x Pitch, the Herman
pitcher, was forced to return from tho
Appalachian leaguo, where he was a sen
sation last season.
The Saturday Class "A" league decided
to wind up thalr schedule In order to
give the teams in the league a chance
to play a few out-of-town games before
they turned in their chei-ks.
There Is a gent that can sure hook them
around short or third lingering in tills
neck of the woods, tagged Claud Peter
son. You nsb him, by slipping a few
line to W17 North Fortlath street.
Hero of late th Western Auto rtunply
team haa failed to get peeved when com
team would cancel a gaiu on them. They
have had so many games cam wiled on
them that they are accustomed to It.
When handing out the loquacious Junk
about th Ancient Ordor of United Wora
nuin team, please tak in ooimlderathm
tha undeniable facjt that they have only
lost on out of their last five argu
ments. Acrosa th wave too farroua Jo
Smith will collide with tha Matil uni
versity team from Toklo. Jai-nu- Th
yellow dudes have creaind quite a sen
cation to date, having trimmed some of
tho best semi-pro teams in th ea t.
.TO. 1914.
Drawn
Yiis indeedy!vo' mot
Oni-Y PCM BUT O'S
AWFUL- FtvtSH
STIEHM HASJMG NEW LIST
Athletes from All Sections of State
Goingf to State University.
FRESHMEN TO SHOW STRENGTH
Remarkable Gridiron Record Msili
by t'ornhnskera Rrlnnins; Ite.t of
late to Try for Positions
on Various Teams.
RV JAMF.H K. I,AWRKCK.
LINCOLN. Aug. .-(Hpeclal.)-Mnn-ager
of Athletloa Guy IS. Reed this week
Issued a list of prospective foot bull stars
who are coming to the University of Ne
braska to enter as freshmen to take part
In the gridiron game. Ths Cornhuskers'
remarkable gridiron record last year
seems to have been a drawing card for
athletes from all sections of the state and
It appear that more high school boys
will bo content to share their fortunes
at the University of Nebraska than ever
before.
Those sections which heretofore were
sending tholr athletic stars to eastern
schools are now represented at the Corn
husker school and it soems certain the
freshmen squad this fall will be much
larger than ever before. Altogether there
are seventy-seven high school athletes
who will enroll at Nebraska next month.
Beatrice High will send a trio of stars,
duo to the efforts of Coach Rathbun, who
will assist Sttehm materially. They In
clude Johnny Cook, Ted Rlddell, a 180
pound tackle, and Day, a halfback. Cook
was picked for tho all-stale high school
eleven.
York will also send three men, in
cluding Vincent Morgan, a 170-pound line
man; Charles Cox, n, speedy halfback, and
Burnard Tranger. a back field star, tipping
the scales at 174 pounds.
Gardner from Omaha.
Jimmy Gardner, the Omaha High school
star in the state basket ball tournament,
Is coming to Nebraska. Heeldes basket
ball, Gardner also Is regarded as a mciit
valuable man on the gridiron and the
athletic authorities are expecting much
of him. Ellsworth Moser, center on tho
championship Omaha eleven last season,
Is also going to enroll at Nebraska
Kearney has four men coming, Includ
ing Day Lants, a heady and speedy quar
terback; George Davles, a halfback; De
Witt Foster, a llneeman, who weighs 171
pounds, and Bert Wallace, a good back
flold man.
Hastings Is furnishing the largest dele
gatlon. It includes Bert Barr, Glenn Rife,
Rudolph Goldensteln, Arthur Long, Wil
liam Wheeler, Isadora Johnson and Ront
McLaughlin.
To lienor In September.
Here is the list of names sent In to
Manager Reed of the men who will report
lit September:
Ashland-Jo Moss, 170 pounds; Harry
McCartner, 1C6 pounds; Melvln Peterson,
10 pounds; Harold Richards, 1W pounds,
and Henry Meyer, 150 pounds.
Newman Grove Donald Hlnman, Harold
II Ionian, Oscar Field, Theodore Jacobson
and Harold Olson.
Wahoo Truman Hamilton, 354 pounds;
George Lewis, 151 pounds.
Beaver City Clifford Meyer, H pounds.
Joe Kohn, 155 pounds; Merlin Perkins, 1X6
pounds; Clyde Moore, 170 pounds; Orlo
Baer, ITS pounds; Archie Beatty, 158
pounds; Hugh Laphnm, 145 pounds.
Ravenna Rudolph Jellnek, IK pounds,
and Roy Rasmusfen, 140 pounds.
Wymore Tom O'llrlno, 170 pounds, and
Hugh Winter, ISO pounds.
Harvard M;i rk Hartley, lfifi pounds;
Leo Kempster, 155 pounds; Melvln Sheedy,
170 pounds.
Osceola Arrhl Sturrtevant, 156 pounds,
and Klton Koehler, pi5 pounds.
Hastings Beit Baer, 170 pounds; Glenn
Rife, ITU pounds; Rudolph . Goldensteln,
1)0 pounds; Arthur LonK, 155 pounds;
William Wheeler, 140 pounds: Isador
Johnson, 170 pounds, and Ront McLaugh
lin. P-0 pounds.
Falrhury Frank Glebe, i."6 pounds; Ver
mon Denny, ICS pound; Cornelius Brad'
ley, 105 pounds; Vincent Morgan, 170
pounds.
York Charles Cox, 143 pounds; Bernard
Tranger, 174 pounds.
Stanton Max De Witt. 17 pounds;
Oorge McLitod, 1U7 pounds; Byron Baer,
ls7 pounds.
Kturney George Davie. 1 pounds;
Bert Wallace, lfiK pounds; Day Lantz, 135
pounds; DeWItt Foster, 173 pounds.
Pender Clarence Maloney, 1 pounds,
Nebraska City William Hughary, 178
pound, and Jack Porter, IGo pounds.
Broken Bow Roy Hennls, 1R3 pounds.
West Point Claude Thompson, 150
pounds; John Krause, If pounds; Jess
Jeniwn, 170 pound.
lambrldg-M. IK'henour, UK pounds;
J. Ways, 1G2 pounds
Toumsolv Howard Stewart, liB pound;
Merl Townaond, 15 pounds; Lon Graf, 183
pounds.
umana Jimmy Gardner. 1G5 pounds;
Kllsworth Miimr, 17S pounds.
Beatrice Johnny Cook. 1&5 pounds; Ted
Riddell, ISO pounds; Frank Day, 185
pounds.
David City Hugo Otopolnk, PS pound.
t-oiau Archie Griffith, WB pounds.
Islington Clyde Cummlngs. Its nounda
Albert Kring. 150 pounds; Fran.iia Knap-
pi. iw pounds.
far Are troafea).
Many Judge of base ball believe tha
Cards would have a better chance to trim
th Athlfltlcs than either New Turk or
Beaton. Th Judgment lie on th fart
that Perrllt Boak. SaJlee, Grirwr and
IVrdno make a ciulntet of t wlrlers hard
t-t beat, while New York and Boston tav
but three .pitchers.
for The Bee by
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My Father Was
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The Reason.
As we tnke a look at Ronton and ths
Cards way up on top,
And lump how John MoOraw and his
have turned a double flop.
We wonder how they do II; aro those
teaniH as strong m that?
Are th llrnvos and Cards world's won
ders in tho fluid and at the bntf
After looking o'er the standing and taking
eveiythlna to note.
That those tfms for winner's money
have received most every vote.
We just grin and then we cackle, for
We're filled quite with Ifttieue,
'Cause It's not thut either team's a pip; it
rather lies within the league-
Kaiser Bill has announced that the
blame for the big war lies with Russia.
The czar says It lies with th kaiser.
Those two pugs have a lot to learn. They
should blame It un th Federal league.
KXTRA.
War bulletin from the front: It was
finally discovered yerterUay afternoon
after several weeks of search and Investi
gation that the reason Marty Krug, the
well known reservist. Is this far away
lrom th seat of war Is because he can
get no further conveniently.
Proxy Wilson advises that no one tske
slUnn In the war. But wo oan't help pull
ing for the braves.
nfety First.
We also take this side of the Attanlla
for urs.
In Denver they declare fllonx Ctty Is
booked for a slump. Yes, about October 1.
It la said that the European war Is a
crime against civilisation, a reversion to
barbarism, and that It will b ultimately
so disastrous that It will Inflict Its own
penalty and preach Its own sermon. That
being the case, what could a gink with
CLAMORING TO SELL
THE NEW MAXWELL
The widely published announcement
that th prloa of the Maxwell ISIS new
model touring car has been reduced to
;96 and tha town car to 900, and that
seventeen vital Improvements had bean
mad on the car, ha aroused axtraor
dinary Interest In every state In th
union.
This waa further Intensified by the
added new that for $65 more th Max-
wU would b furnished with an electrio
self-starter and electrio light.
Tho Detroit headquarters reports that
applications for dealer representation
hav been pouring In In the form of a
steady delug. Thousands ar clamor
ing for dealer representation.
The situation in automobile circles Is
positively unprecendonted, and It fore
shadows th .wonderful popularity and
prominence that th new Maxwell Is
destined to attain.
AWAY from r " T 3 I
For 0
lood Eruptions
That Linger For Years
How They Aro Closed, Cleansed end l!c!:d
lever lo Return.
St fSfk
Almost anjwDsr yea f peopl became
Joyfully reminiscent to tail yon bow year
sgo tbey used 8. A. S. for blood sruptiorj
sr.d wars sntlrely cored. This famous
mad tela removed all laiporlli, pat tb
blood In fin healthy condition so that
puoples, bolls, rasa, kubi aad all mp
tlv condition Jast naturally ceased.
Aad these psopl to this day snjor
dear, atalthy complexion heesase B. 8. 8.
want t th source of Impnr blood, drT
out th acids that eaus rhsnmatism,
rlearsd ths aismbraae of catarrhal lafse
tloa. assisted th kidneys, laags sad liver
to exrrelt, bora aad axpsl poUoa la th
blood. Nor don It sua I Mr what It aa
tnrs or by wbst Ban it I know 8. 8. IL
drtrna It oat If It is blood trouhl. sad
tost 1U health Is a blood sickness.
Uvea tho eenaat case that resist aeh
Strong drugs a marrury, areeate r ldld
af potash gar way eoaipltly to th or.
ewerlag effect of 8. B. B. In th blood.
It I aoreptable to even very weak sUMav
aehs bene a en aed despair of getting
rid of disfiguring blood sruptlmaa. Th
38
J. Swinnerton
WiNMe.RlotJi-H
a Soldier, Too
Huirrnt:
'decent vocabulary say about m fight b-
tween a coupl of whit hopes?
Ram Bve.nt.
On November 1 In Kansas City Nawell
W. Banks and Alfred Jordan wilt bold a
desperate battle for tha world's cbaa
chnmptonahlp. Which show that w
sure kra up to data on th new.
Connie Vlack expect to oop th w. .
In four game this year. Connie la be
coming quits brutal the day.
OCR 1IOPF.9.
They all must tread tha track ahead be
fore the race I In,
And team that stray behind today may
start a sprint and win.
And that In why we re full of hop In
Roiirketown way out hr.
For we may sa the finish stretch In
the fall of a coming yar.
Halved.
Sport writers and athlete over the clr
enlt hav been wondering for some tlm
how to pitch to Larry Lejeun. Not that
we cut much Ic, but w hav on swell
Idea to keep him from hitting. When h
comes to the plate turn around and heav
th pill Into center field.
Perhaps w look too far ahead, hut
Just th am we hav a hunch the tlm
will come when our noble athlete de
mand overtime for extra Inning battles.
Information.
Angnle Aragon Is th nam of an ath
lete, not a chorus girl.
qnery What f
We are led to think and wander.
As we lamp th scrap across tha way.
Where theme troops are fighting battles,
Kvervwhere and every day.
Whet would happen If those trooper,
Should organlz a union Ilk
Our athletes In this country.
And cedar an open strike?
FLASH.
Marty Krug and Frits Bchliebner en
tered a well-known downtown cafe today
and wliied out two cans of French peas.
'TIS said that Kddi Collin was re
luctant to accept a raise In pay from
Connie Mack. A gink who acts Ilk that
would steal second with th sacks loaded.
!;.
"I will not tsk an Increase In my plf.
Nor will I cry whan laid upon th shelf "
These brave words, so clear and true,
Said F.d Collins, loyal through;
I know he said It, 'caus h said h did
hlmsalf.
ISIIM AEI.
"Now you know how I felt," Said Josh
Clarke to Jack Coffey.
For some reason or other w fl that
we will sooner or later see all tha latest
war pictures In th movies.
BY TUB RRITB.
Oh, stop th war? oh, stop th war! ceas
fighting right away!
Call hack tha troop and call th ships)
back horn to port today;
For If we fight another fray
Ws ll have to raise com. oats and hay
On thoea choirs land whir now ear golf'
tng courses lay.
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wsrdly la accord no with Datura's tea
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forming material Is rapidly deposited?
rotrnd its sdges, tbsy orowd quickly to
lb aenter whr th skla asks 4 Uav
log a bsaltby ovrtaf has I th.
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ths body lac 8. 8. 8. circulate with th
blood whrvf It Sew. Than latsrsat
log fssls ar mor folly txplalaad la a
book written by S sped si la whleb. Is
Bslled ft by tb maker at 8. 8. 8., Th
Swift Specific Co., t Swift Bldg., At
lanta, (la. Ask at ny drag stoc lr a
bottl of K 8. 8.. but dat et ft sab
stltat. Th medical department f Ths
Sw'ft B per I He. Co. ha baea I a til
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directing tbm to omplto rovry. Aad
tbla dries I sntlrely fro, very tempi t
tad s splendid aid to all wis ar U dK
sod perplextd shout thstx trbl.
