4-n THfcl OMAHA .RtrNDAV HKK: AtTfJUST ),' 1914. THE OMAHA SUNDAY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSEWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATER. EDITOR. The Bee Publishing Company, Proprietor. BEE) BUILDING. FARNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. F.ntered at Omiht poetofftce second-class matter, TERMS OF SUBSCRIPTION. Ilr rarrter By Wel per month. per year. Daliv snd Sunday 6o M2 Dally without Kunrtay....' So 4 FVenlng and Sunday .....ec ....... S OS Knnlim without Sunday J Sunday Bee only ) ! Fend notice of rhanre of oir or empletnte ef Irresrularlty In delivery to Omaha Be, Circulation Department. REMITTANCE. Remit br draft express or posts! order. Only two rent Xpt mimpi received in payment of malt ae counts. Personal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exrhenae. not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha Tha Bee Building. South Omaha Si i N street. Council Plufra U North Main Street. Lincoln Little Building. Chicago SOI Hearst Bulldlne. New York Room 110. fs fifth avenue St. Ixmle M8 New Bank of ComnwrM, Washington? Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRF.PPONDENCa. Address communications relating to end edi torial matter to Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. JULY SUNDAY CIUCULATIOX. 42,048 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, sa Dwlaht Williams, circulation manager of Tha Be Publishing company, being duly sworn, aaya that tha arerage Sundsy circulation for tha month of June. 1911 was cms. nwirtllT WILLIAMS. Circulation Manaasr. Subscribed In my presence and aworn to before ma thta 4th day of An mm, 1914. ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Pnbllc Subscribers leaving the city temporarily ahonld have The) lie mailed to them. Ad drees will b changed often a requested. War makes Hi own Urtffi and makes them mountain high.' ' ' The shortest possible ballot will be long enough at that. ' ' . . 1 .-L..a-. ' Tea, but what will It do to the gate receipts for the world's series? A bottled up fleet cornea pretty pear being a useless cog In a military machine, American Industry muat not lag now; thin la the time to put on the double shifts. The future of- Europe can be -more lntelll t gently discussed after the present Is past. With the exceptional material at hand, the Impending Nebraska State fair will aurely be a hammer. ' i Remarkable, Isn't it, how, f aw of us are seri ously inconvenienced by the closing of the stock exchangesT The great point la favor of an aerial fleet Is that It cannot be easily bottled up, or rather bottled down. Chicago has a, Carter Harrison III. But heavens, must he, too, be gtvn a life tenure on that mayorship t Americas millionaire art collectors ought -to be able soon, to pick up a few old mast era at bargain counter prices.' . It seems strange that Americans have to be urged to leave war-ridden Europe when they have peaceful America to come to. What good doe it do a politician to cam palgn In these times when h cannot hope to land anywhere near the front page? The colonel promises to give Nebraska one day of his campaign tour this fall. Now, Sec retary Bryan, what are you going to do for us? A lot of people who usually break out on the slightest provocation ar yet to bo beard from there's Tom Lawaon, for instance. It is assumed that that article la the Com moner telling how the consumer Is going to benefit by the reduction la the sugar tariff has been recalled. - . jt Here's where th tractor business ought to look up. ' With all the horses pulled off the farm, there should be a loud call for self-propelled plows, 'cultivators and harvestjng implements. Considering the state of the money market, we would advise our various public authorities to go slow about asking the people to vote bonds for the present for anything that is not impera tively necessary. Note that none of the combating countries are dwelling particularly upon the loaeea they have sustained. Boasting of victories Is the card for the official intelligence bureaus to play up while carefully forgottlng the setbacks. ." ! ' Remember the time when a certain ..,. date for president mads his campaign on the Issue that if he was not elected the United States would be alven over irravocahi .u. tariem? Does it look by comparison as if ours wem country towed down by militarism? flli z-j a s? " '-"'" -inca lata the Keokuke low again by a score of I In 1 Tk. .....--i . .. . - were Milsoury and Handle for tha home team and Kennedy and Dugdale for tha visitors. A Ursa force of men la at work on tha belt Ilea a . 14 ww-w ivin oi a meetin or tha Douslaa Cbuaty rw, iHiurmi society ia slirned by W. . ehotooll. MLSKf -M 1 Sk lL H Gray announce that hie Bee Hive phot imphio studio will be open all day Bundaye to ao commodate patrons. Wetrlct Attorney Godwin returned from aa as Seeded trip throua-h Iowa. - Rev. Wlllard Boou and wife are back tn Omaha aueeooa oc s:x Weeka Mrs. A. W. PuJlrlede aad daushter are vtelUnc Aaareoee, tha furmer home of Mrs. ruUrtede. bellevue rollece coiiiiun-iii i. . - , i i ..uw V W- ounced by George K. Rathbone. principal, ta give thorough Instruct kn In all busineea 11 nee. Hon. John D. Howe ie stopping at tha PaiUn looting aner the Interests of the Minneapolis Omaha railroad The Anniversary ef Sedan Whit Will it Bring: rortht On September 2, 1170, by the decisive bat tle of Sedan, the triumph of Oerman armies over the French hosts, led In person by Em peror Napoleon III, made the new and unified Germany the dominant power of Europe. 8o crushing was the French defeat that it was im mediately followed by unconditional surrender, and the Trench emperor became the prisoner of bis victorious antagonist. To the Gorman imbued with love of father land, Sedan stands out as the brightest beacon light in history, and reflects a military glory whose luster can never dim. Next Wednesdsy, September 2, Is the anni versary of Sedan. Forty-four years after the crowning achieve ment of the first William, the Germans are again, under William II, drawn up in battle array against the French and their allies. Men of Oerman birth or ancestry ia all parts of the globe are waiting with pent-up expecta tion to see what the anniversary of this hlstorle day will bring forth. Their hope Is for an other glorious triumph of German arms to com memorate the victory of the founders of the mplre, and it stands to reason that the lnspira tloa ef that event will have stretched to the utmost the tension of every German soldier from the highest to the lowest. We fan Imag ine nothing that would so quicken a heart beat ing under a German uniform as a chance to emulate the bravery of his ancestors, and to herald forth another Bed an as a monument to their memory. Next Wednesday is the anniversary Of Ger man's most fateful day- Will It again be preg nant with world destiny? Chautauqua and Rural, Preachers. A minister In a small town raises a new point of criticism of the Chautauqua, which has become so very popular In this country, espe cially In the prosperous middle west. He com plains that the Chautauqua makea It harder for the country or small town church to satisfy the people. That seems at first thought rather In consistent, since so many of the Chautauqua speakers are working along the same ethical lines as the church. His explanation, however, la this: i "I am pastor in a town that has Its annual Chautauqua and have observed smaller congre gations and Interest la my church' for the first few months Immediately following the Chautau qua than at any other time la the year. I ac count for It In this way: Tha Chautauqua draws some noted add gifted speakers. It becomes, of course, the center of attraction for most all people tn a small community. My people go and hear these men of bigger Ideas and better diction than I have and then when they are gone and the people have to settle down to my weekly preaching, It seems stale and common place to them and they lose Interest. The re sult Is, that It often takes until Christmas or New Year for the effect to wear away and for dm to begla to get back my bold on my own people." i , We feel sorry for the preacher who feels called on to make this excuse. He needs to do some self-lnqulrlng, we fear, to find out why he has such a weak) hold on the folks among whom he Uvea and to whom be ministers the year round. On the other hand, if true, it aeems a sad commentary on the flock. As between the traveler talking against gate receipts with only one or two memorised speeches which he ped dles from place to place and the preacher who grinds out two sermons a week, la addition to all the other details of his pastorate, it should not take long to determine the merit of influ ence, provided, of course,' the preacher Is what be ought to be. Collecting: Election Returns. - In all our reform of elections and election machinery, our law-makers have never done a thing toward providing for prompt collection .and. compilation of the returns. Referring to the urgent, seed of Improvement here the Lin coln Star says: It Is a reflection upon Nebraska that, ten day a after the primary baa been held, no one know ap proximately what tha total vote was on any one at tha important of flcea involved. It rather puta Ne braska In tha backwootUi olaaa. It la an indication of the prevalence of primitive election method. The 8tar goes on to point out that the aews papera make as great an effort to get the re turns speedily and accurately as ta other states, but have no active co-operation from election officials. The only remedy offered by the Star, however, Is to require by law that every election board after completing Its count post a copy of the footings at the polling place and send an other unsealed copy with the ballot box, so aa to make It possible for those willing to go to the expense of doing so to prepare for public Infor mation n approximate unofficial exhibit of the results. " ' This may be all rlgo to far aa it goes, but there Is no good reason whatever why the per formance of this public function of collecting election returns should devolve upon the savt papera or private persona at their own expense. The aggravating situation la sot new. although It Is constantly becoming worse. Two years ago the editor of The Bee prepared a draft of a law oa this subject, which, by his request, was Introduced la the last legislature by Senator Dodge, but which met the usual, fate of other request bills. Thla measure provided that la locating th polling places they should be, wherever possible, fixed at points upon tele phone lines, and that each such polling place be equipped with a telephone connected with the county clerk's office. It further made It the duty of the eaalrmaa of the election board to transmit the returns' over the telephone as fast as ascertainable for the candldatea for the respective offices, and It made H the duty of the county clerk to have the same promptly com plied and made public and to transmit over the telephone to the secretary of state's office at Lincoln such returns aa related to offloes filled by the voters of more than one county. It farther Imposed upon the secretary of state the duty of compiling and publishing at once the returns transmitted to htm by the county clerks- This system would coet a little money, but not much a dollar or two for telephone serv Ice, payable by the several cou&Ues and the state but it would be worth the money. More over, we feel confident successful establish ment of telephonie collection of election returns by Nebraska would set the pace for every other state In the union, and that within a compara tively short time every voting booth In the United Ststes would be linked by telephone to a central point With that goal reached we could have substantially complete figures on the electloo of a presldsat for sO.ttOO.OOO of people within twenty-four hours after the last ballot is cast. "Alfalfa on Every Farm." The Missouri State Board of Agriculture Is promoting an unique campaign under the slo gan of "Alfalfa oa every farm in the state." It has sent out speakers to address farmers and others indirectly related to farming on the value of the crop, which, with corn, has been referred to by Prof. .P. G. Holden, formerly of Iowa, as the "gold-dollar twins for the farmer." For a atate like Missouri, that goes In so ex tensively for hogs, this alfalfa movement Is a great thing. It ought to Increase both the fer tility of Us soli and ths revenues of its farmers by making alfalfa a general crop. It will grow there as well as in other more western states. Nowhere, however. Is alfalfa more Indigenous to soil than la Nebraska. Hers our farmers are gradually Increasing the area devoted to this king of forage crops, yet not as extensively as they should. The figures of the federal census for 1910 showed a total of 111,178 farms la Nebraska, and only 49,965 raising alfalfa on a combined area of 686,282 acres. The same cenaus report Showed 102,829 farms with a total of 4,620,084 seres raising all kinds of forsge crops at a total value of 8S1,729;691, as against the alfalfa output of- 110,743,818. Since 1910 not only the acreage, but also the .-yield and value, of alfalfa have been heavily ' augment, though, as we aay, there Is yet room for much greater extension. So perhapa we, too, might' profita bly adopt the Missouri slogan for Nebraska, "Alfalfa oa every farm." . . A Vacation for th President President Wilson has earned a generous va cation, and the people will be glad If he takes it, His hands. ' mind and heart have been too weighted with heavy burdens for him to go through the season with no rest at all. The country's solicitude Is deepened by the knowl edge of bis none too rugged physique. ' If any one has one criticism to offer at this time it is that the president is prone to do too much him self and leave too little to those about him. To be sure, it is not for anyone else to obtrude his arbitrary Judgment where the president must relyton bis own wisdom, and yet Americans, quite regardless of party affiliations, are habit ually anxious for the personal welfare of their chief executive. So they would be more than delighted If President Wilson should find U con sistent with his official duties to tarry as long as he feels inclined ia the quietude of the old Vermont hills, with only the members of his own broken family about him to cheer him back to vigorous health and renewed activity. . " - Too Oood to Ee True. .Anyone can be a prophet, but not all prophe cies come true. Just now the air. is, full of pre dictions and prognostications. The fact that something extraordinary Is happening makea it certain that unusual consequences will follow In all directions. The probable effect of the war upon our literary activities, therefore, inspires a writer In the Springfield Republican to this forecast: i A world event ef euch transcendent Importance will not only create a demand for a special litera ture, If a literature devoted to so enormoue a aub Ject can be called special, tout It Is likely, also, to have a marked affect upon literary taste. Some subjects which have grown to Immense dimensions 1 a time of prolonged peace wfll be obscured by the clash of arms. For example, the literature of feminism, too swollen and too widely theoretical ta be entirely wholesome, la likely to have a check; awoman'a world In general will shrink temporally while battlea rage. There will be lees attention for the exploitation of vice or the dlaousslon of ex; or for mo it kinds of problem literature and perhsps soma surcease of mlaoellaneoue agitation will do no harm. Now, we submit. that such an outlook is al most too good to be true. To be surfeited by the poets with war epics and martial songs, by the historian with explanations and descriptions of the conflict, and by philosophers with deep delving Into the roots of race suicide through military routes, would be too awful to contem plate except for the accompanying assurance of relief from the sex problem novel; ;he white slavery play and the feminist propaganda. It may only be a choice eVll. ia 'whisk our only option is to take the lesser, but it war tones down the lurid colors of the sex theme in our literature, we will have to concede that it has some soothing aspects. People and Events Adversity Inspires Success. It is agreed that though tha problem of self government has not yet been completely solved, the best approach has been made la the Amer ican republic. The first real step toward this end taken la our country was when, as a writer tn the North American Review points out, all the powers of the government were placed un der the domlnloa and protection of law. And thl came to pass when the American colonists felt they could no longer endure the oppressive rule of absolutism: when tbey finally realised that they had certain "inalienable rights" which they must claim, and exercise Then the colonists threw off the yoke. Their adversity had Inspired their progress. So It is todsy with the Individual as well aa the state. It is possible that If the king of England had been far-seeing and tactful enough to give his colonists sufficient consideration and advan tages to iueet their present desires. Instead of a stupid bigot constantly rousing their ire and ambition, things might have gone differently In history. But "There Is a destiny that shapes our ends," and somehow or other the ferment of social discontent has played a mighty big part la It The richest blessings of men and nations often eome In the disguise of adversity and hardship. It takes fire to burn out the dross. The French ambassador advises President Wilson that our neutrality does not oblige us to bay German ships. Poeslbly not, but what about our need of a merchant marine and the tempting bargain-counter prices at which the boats can aow be picked up? Jamea B. Hasgln, the millionaire horse man. Is seriously ill at Newport. The duke of the Abrutsl has been ap pointed commander-in-chief of tha Italian navy. Joseph E. Wlllard, the American am 'haseador to rpeln, and his wife, left London last week for Madrid. Fell P. Webster, a member of the cot ton firm of H. L. Edwards sV Co., of -Dalles, Tex., died In Bremen, Germany. Richard Watson Tully, author of "Omar, the Tent-maker," "The Bird of Paradise," and many other playa, re David D. Shelby, judge of the United States court of appeala, Fifth 'district, died at Huntavllle. Ala., aged 8 years. William. H. Warren, former president ef tha Chicago Board of Trade, died at Hinsdale, 111., after a lingering illness. Chrialan Zabrtskle. a New York lawyer, waa killed when - his automobile over turned near his country place at Bebago Lake, Ma. celved a divorce at Los Angeles lsst week from Eleanor Oatea Tully, author of "Tha Poor TJttle Rich Girl," on the grounds of desertion. Austin H. Watson, former president of tha New York Credit Men'a aesoclsflon, committed suicide at Beacon, N. Y. Ha bad been In ill health for alx weeks. E. A. Msrcellln Pellet, the French minister at The Hague, has been recalled and haa left for Paris. Ha will be suo ceeded by M. Alllse, former minister to Bavaria, Tha Rav. Alfred W. Tween of New York, had a narrow ercape from death In a vain attempt to aave M'.ks Ethel Pushard from drowning at Dresden MUla, Me. . The Rav.' Ouy Roberts, "Main Bneeie," president of tha United States Hay Fever ashoolatlon, announced that the annual convention of the aneesers will take place at Bethlehem, X. H., September Z. An appeal to Colonel Roosevelt to coma to France with his famous regiment of Rough Riders, and serve la the French army, waa sent to him by Donald Har per, an American lawyer, now In Pari a James Brooks, a farmer of Manhattan, Kan., was swimming in the Blue river, when he waa attacked by a catfish, which grabbed his hand and tried to a wallow It. Soma neighbora aald it was 'a bull fie. ...... HAMMER TAPS. Married men who sow wild oats reap grass widows. If old Opportunity had good out-curves and a pretty face ha would be embraced eftener. . - A man never gets so poor that ha Isn't "willing to share his poverty with a woman. Id most churches the msle membera pay for the carpets and the female mem bers wear them out. Women axe very hard to please when it comes to clothes. But tbey are not so particular about husbands. Once, In a while you rue Into an old fashioned man whoae house Is mortgaged and who hasn't any automobile. A olock that Isn't running la right once every twelve hours. And that ia more than you can say for a lot of men who are running. . . ( v , , The old fashioned man who used to burn midnight oil studying books now has a son who burns midnight gasoline studying girls. ; J As long aa a woman can go to tha gro cery store and get the things on credit ehe can't aee why her husband should worry ever hia debta. Some of theae daya a native of the Fiji lalands is CTlng to get a look at one of our Tango teaa and he will go back home and take up a collection and aend a few mlselonertea to this country. A French artist holds that American men are the ugliest In tha world. Wall, maybe wa are. We are satisfied to stand pat on having the American woman the most beautiful creature in the world. With tha fashions of 1S84 coming back. Into style again, there may come a time whan the Oldest Inhabitant will hold a crowd of men apellbound when he tells them pf tha alghta a man could see on a Sunny day away back in 1914. And the men will go away believing that the Old- eat Inhabitant n Unmitigated Liar. Cincinnati Enquirer. . . . , . , 6ECU1AR SHOTS AT PULFIT. JYEW WRINKLES. New gloves have pockets for coins and tickets In thstr palms. A shoe haa been patented with a built in metal support for fallen foot erehsa. A new hanging- basket for flowers 's provided with a aaucer to prevent water dripping on carpeta. A new tack hammer for home use has a container for tacks on Its handle. ; An ingenious bracket has been invented to be hung from the top of a ladder for hoisting buildlitg materials. To prevent ateam blowing a ltd from a cooking utensil a spring wire clamp, easily attached, haa been patented. One of the newer Individual drinking cups to dlvidsd In half by a partition formed of material that will filter water. A solid rubber tire haa been Invented to be placed over an automobile tire that haa been punctured to make a temporary repair. To Insure ekates being properly .sharp ened a bracket haa beea patented to bold them In the correct position asainat a grinding tool. A new vegetable digging fork is hinged and .provided with a pedal to enable a user to avail bimeelf of the power of one foot Instead of straining his back. A simple clip haa been patented for holding an electric light at the end of a cord in almost any position and upoa almost any object where it may be de aired. To carry amaller boats within large craft a-Uutch Inventor has patented a vessel with hinged doors at one end of the hull, thrpugh which boats can be Heated. A new English direction and rotation indicator for steam vessels anablea a captain to watch tha direction of his ship and speed of his engines from bis cabin er bridge. Patents have bean Issued on a number of cooking utensils In which a downward draft carrlee all odora away by divert ing .them Into the atove oa which the utensils are used. To avoid fire danger ta ptacea where gasoline must be used an inventor has patented a swinging bracket ta bald a tank outside a window yet bring it wlthla reach when needed. To prevent a ladder slipping a Cleveland roaa has Invented pivoted books to be fastened to the bottom of the upright which will ensags In the surface upon whkh tha ladder ia standing. Detroit Free Prees: An evsngellat says that "New York is on hell s brink." He'd be closer to It tf he ssld that hell la en New York's brink. Seattle Post-Intelligencer: Tha "divine right of kings" seems to show Itself most forcibly In the privilege It has of prsylng for success for Its own arms and eternal confusion to tha other fellow's. Louisville Courier-Journal: What a famous msn a preacher would become if he could hold a man's attention with the grip of an automobile advertisement while pointing the way to paradise. Staxberry (Mo.) Herald: King City had a good rain last week and they attribute It to building three churches. Then why Stanberry's drouthT We have three new ones and are building the fourth. Houston Post: A man's Christianity can he pretty well gauged by the way he accepts tha news that hla enemy haa drawn a three months term In a hospital aa a result of aa automobile accident. San Francisco Chronicle: It Is reported that for tha present Europe Is not send ing any missionaries to benighted Asia or Darkest Africa for the purpose of teaching the heathen tha gospel of broth erly love. Indlanaoolls News: "The American peo ple are money mad, amusement craiy.". aaya tha Rev. John D. Zimmerman, at Bethany. Surely this . reverend gentle man does not announce this as sa orig inal discovery) Baltimore American: The call of the nation to prayer by tha bishop of London has a good deal of war whoop about It. Hla lordship thanka Ood that "aa far aa this particular quarrel la concerned we can encounter It with a good conscience." WHO'S WHO Iff THE WAS. The kaiser, king of Prussia and German emperor, la a cousin of King George. The Empress MaAa of Russia, sister ef Queen Alexandria, Is mother of the csax. King Albert ef Belgium Is related to tha Imperial houses of Austria end Oar many. King Nik Ala of Montenegro la father-in-law ef tha king of Italy and alao of King Peter. ' King George of England, related by Mood er marriage to nearly every royal house in Europe. The csar, emperor of all the Rtisslaa, is cousin ef King George and nephew of Queen Alexandra. King Louis of Bavaria, who alone can proclaim martlet law ta hla kingdom. Is married to the only lineal descendant of tha royal house of Stuart The grand duke of Hesse ia tha empress of Russia's only brother. Their mother waa Princess Alice of Great Britain, ao that he ia first cousin to King (Teorge. Queen Wllhelmtna of Holland married to Prince Henry, duke of Mecklenburg-. (Her mother, the Dowager Queen Emma, Is tha sister of the duchess of Albany. . Prince Henry of Prussia, inspector gen eral of the German fleet. The kaiser's only brother. . Is married to Princess Irene of Hesse, sister of the emperor of Russia. The archduchess Maria Theresa, who has volunteered as e Red Cross nurse, was tha third wife of the emperor's lata brother. Archduke Charles Louis, whoa aon (by hia second wife), Archduke Charles Ferdinand, waa assassinated at Serajevo. Philadelphia Prese. GERMANY AT A GLANCE. Germany baa ,K8,9T goats. Peat eoke la used In Germany. There are a.Mt.TM hogs in Germany. Germany's annual revenue Ja t87,e5,O0S, IJva atock In Germany Is valued at 3,(4. 000,000. Rabbit raising la an Important Industry In Germany. Munich last year bought S83.13S metrio tons of cosL Artificial silk is made In Germany from cotton waste. Dresden has had a municipal newspaper for fifty years. Tha German - government annually spends 879.65.000. Breslau police examine about Jp moving ploture films a week. Germans owa tt.OT registered automo biles. , Germany in the first four months of Mil exported 10,000.000 tons of coal. Germany haa 171 stock companiea In textiles, capitalized for an aggregate of S1.b100. Sawdust and chloride of magnesium are used In Germany to form an extremely hard artificial wood. For apreading oil on troubled watera a British patsnt has been granted a Ger man Inventor for a aeries of tanks at tached te axable. By allowing- Ua Inmatea perfect free dom and employing them at useful occu pations an Insane asylum Is Prussia ef fects sbout per cent of oures annually. OUT OF THE ORDINARY. The foresta of Florida contain V dlft ferent kinds of wood. ' The average earning of a film of mod erate. length Is said to be nearly 115,000. Panama Is considering the establish ment of a national school of telegraphy. The bulk of the aluminum ore of the t'nlted States Is produced In, Arkansas. Fountstn pens were invented shortly before the beginning of the nineteenth century.. The clouda from which lightning Is emitted are seldom more than TOO feet above the earth. The dally average of telephone oonvr sations In this country last year Is esti mated at nmix. According to - an English scientist the light of the sun exerts a pressure of 7t,ooe tono on the, earth. . Cayenne pepper, sprinkled on buttered bread, Is said to be aa effective means of preventing seasickness. . To keep up with the match coneump tloa of the earth, the services of 40,000 workpeople are constantly required. The Island on which Is situated the Eddyatone lighthouse la the smallest bit of ail the year-around inhabited land la the world. Among the new features In the division of mineral technology of the United Btates national museum Is an Industrial series In glass manufacture. 'The 'Washington national museum eota and medal collection or aome S.0OO plecea, includes several Chinese coins of the earlleat type, dating back te about 12M B. C. An island in the'Paclfla of which a French company has obtained control is believed to contain 10,000,000 tona of high grade phosphates and many more million tone of Inferior quality. Because frosts do the most damage when the air is calm, a Paris scientist has advanced the theory that orchards and vineyards can be protected by elee trlo fans to keep the atmosphere moving. . OUR BEAR ONES. Cholly (proudy) My first ancestor! a you see any resemblance Ethel Well, yes; you've got his money. New York Globe. ' Mrs. Beat Tell the gentleman I am not receiving today, Nora. aNew Maid But he ain't delivering; mum; he's collecting Puck. John Ie she proper? Jack You bet; she Is so proper' ehe won't accompany yon on a piano unless she haa a chaperon. Boston Globe. "Pa, what is an accomplished nmel clan?" "One who alngs songs that nobody can understand." Uetrolt Free Press. "She Is the author of many articles de crylnK the use of birds and feathers as ornaments for hats." "One of those nom-d-plume writers, I presume." Woman's Home Companion. "I am convinced," said Mrs. Twicketv bury, "that we should save largely on dentist's bills If we should buy each of the children one of those new pyrotechnlo tooth brushes." Christian Register. Ethel Do you really believe the pen is mightier than the awordT Jack Well, you never saw anybody sign a check with a sword, did you? Liv ingston Lance. "The only objection 1 have to golf," said Miss Cayenne, "Ie that It sometimes become a trifle wearisome." "But you don't play the game." "No; but I have a friend who talke about It continuously." Washington Star. "Were yeu . frightened, . during . the storm?" j 4 . "Dear me, yes. -The 'windows were all open and I was so afraid of the lightning that I didn't even atop to wake up John. I Jumped rlrht up and closed them my self." Detroit Free Press, v First Maid That rich young fellow that's courtln' Mies Ethel Is awful stingy. Second Maid What makes you think so? First Maid Why, I heard him say to her, "A penny for your thoughts' and he a millionaire, mind you! Boston Transcript you content abont answered all the Wall, Jean, are your examination? "Yea grandpa; I questions." "And how did you answer them?' T answered that I didn't know."-Parte Le Rlre. THE DAY OP PEACE. By Thomas Speed Mosby. TIs coming yet. thoufth dimly seen Beyond the clouds where cannon roar A day shall know no more rapine. And war's rude note be heard no more. For Love hath lit her beacon bright And Learning that doth atlll expand Shall in tha future apread her light . To vanquish yet the mailed hand, In that fair golden, distant time , It may be far. It may be near Eternal peace shall bless each clime. Nor more shall tall the needless War, The soldier shall not need to die And sink to nameless, bloody grave. Nor ever more to arms shall fly. Beloved fatherland to save. For ev'rv triumph wrought In strife Of sabre clash and battle din The cost Is paid in human lite. For death la still the wage of sin. 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