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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (July 26, 1914)
TffK OMAHA ST 'NT) AY TiETv TTLY 26, 1M4. TOE OMAHA JWNpAYJIEE rotmftftp nt' rnWAwn wowwwatwu. tlfTOH fltlKRWATBH, HfiiTOft. "The flee rubllshlnKt'omiwtny. Proprietor. jlFlR pvitMm, FAHWAM AMt SffVKrMKTTT RHersd at fmmha tH seewrs1-r-tsjs matter. thumb of sl'jciifrffi. iff carrier per I 'Will r! psilr ami mwr oOf wihftrt 'titular- ETSnlns wltwml PnlKlur Hr fnsfl per Wf. 4 V) W r9 ltflfltr In delivery t Omaha ., Cltwilatlon I'ermHmrtit rtemii br iMt, tp( .f ft.'"' "'d'- 'f'r.'wfi- r-eM tWace rts theirs in payment nf (minis ffnfiM ftrpryf. street fn oinsTt nml enMefn efhSnite. net neeer'ted. elh fmftha-ill f street , tmfirl fllulfs II NUli Mnlh Street. Llnee-in Llttln itniMitif VM- "1 !Mtt H'llt'JlM,.. Hew Tefk Ilnnti lt5. M FUlli svetnif., P( lyi'ilo M H"W ,""lh Oinuiefea. WntMmtwi T& renMsehlli Pt . H W. Ali1rrM entmtHlhiratletis relating 1 "ns am) nil nrtnl matter to Omsha Bee, Fitllttitlal Deimtlinent ,IUNU ftt'NIlAV t'IIUMtTION. 42,275 RIM ht NsbtsjikM. I'nunlr f lwttsl, s Imlshl WlMlmti", Hrrittatlnti ttmttuRi'r tif Tit ti rtliHliliii Mtmimiij-. Win duly swum, wf that the nvKsRs Sunday rlhf nll itt fur lli inttnlll ef June, UvCluflT WILLIAM ft rintilatloti MMincr, Rubsrrftted In tttp pt ntul swern W before tn this T,h day jfe,,, NMlhfy Rnturrllters lontlng Uik Mly 'inrni-lljf olinnltl Unxt The innllctl In (Iipiii. A will lo clmiiKPil oflni m riiiirtnl. A Utile more mln, n Uu inoro corn. Ilnltl lintps l iinvc ub hurt lier ntnt wo Imtn to Imve to. Ok roil "BtliiR uf InnrnlUmlel" "Olory, nnllelujnhl" N'lllft eohlltilles to lie Mexico's vrtj1 luillenl llllle hoi toiimte, Ak-Bttftleii RtltliR veHlooplj1 clopo to the tnetubernhtti IlinU. OhldftRO'B fAlHoiln IftKe liiem iieelnn to have heirt lonflnn iot of the month. Oh, ihiw, now they are tlcorerlii rtott RRdlnisl tho yoonp: hnt of tenlt Stitl m tho ton of iwKWe Rt tok in wllh Mcilt'O the nntkuhd fifth p nitnln, A womAta piHiloloBlrt myn 'oUftr fix the otte of OMr rftnlllM., Mayh ho mfMi th iik of tlollfttw. "A Chtentt n-ntlivm Oenottn Up. Dnt e ehc aio tftVe them i th only wioaaa of boVtbite It IhiertA wteJei jone.r VvolA fee him electing t6t tttat, IhwpltftW chmstftft fhsv htftter 6Vne, Iho itvm town wbA ti A& a Xoxush t Irtve ti wvtnen a 'tintrtf&n Ootno ton oKtnjc t yiA tftrm6lon belong to touUy dtffcwnl Wfr(iM flm6hl khA yn tiftr to Aato, Motb KnRlwriA iws tiot topM jrrot?t to CMiftifc,,R fordW ivt"nMm from its to6s yt fhose Wman oolti from AMt old iavo AtKlnoA to tiohv ihe 1onl on OolombtA vynly WatiMi t n-nint wnRTORa to Adjourn "bfc 1rore ,lhrlrtiAA. Th Alty Vf)torti! ot fhoiA IfiArni dfctettwi VM1 thy tro on tTi jot) in CmiiijA Tntfa for IntwtlnK VcaAItiK ak tow t fhe Vlltnt" votrtA only frodwo thorn. SoorAVj' tfont.T.hUK ttin1rt nAy pn to at rotno on vouliilloih Ills wiflon, yon jaVo to ore&ft rtm Ith kooA ptnpe in VoninR oot of 'VhM. Cook-t'Atj' ontrovn.y. Yt'B to bo hAVmony 'Ifh a Wk "H" 'in the 4omo?rAr tnt t ColnmhiiA. twlt)xmtit VntiPt Imiva thoit Ktirui Kna "knives At tho pat, Imt tnAy pet thorn huok tittw tho Hho Jr ov SpOAWnB tho veajiy on the 0bHp4 fitAtos ttHpWfHft V-nch, Mprt-AHlm lia k few ex trAA 1n tho VonrtlriK for -ohlht jiiMJce tX our ntht Butn-feiBt) court -who -ould he -llng to he arAfteft. look as f T-Snwor BevortftRe'A nmwim 1romlBlng 'avnunoiMtlon in Illinois utmlnm tp uhNcAb Ana 'proRriwuh'o tounlon, nni the oloneJ'B nrilotit aBvochcj- In'NwA'ork tit -fusion, Vouifi TeOlro a honrd of mwllulloti Njfore Iohb. -mm rau'ncxb man uric fJamia ,aasamaK"m- Tht IM ot this tivr snuivyi iiwmh tho ,BTHtnUiil n the T'rln 1ainw rraultM In k hme tmni -no-too' 11 to 7 Tnii nttndnc H. th lurMt W Th flrffrvh'e toOmrnnH m1fi wWh th Slium ton's taking 1h 'fwv'fornH nri, HrwJ Fins Chlf Jiut-J.- rf Omnhfc -Winning 'th IiIoTb" ntM, in wWeh tho p.- w a. IremMh's ahlrt. xllhn ft; Mwidii hnvn HNyMlrM ih nontrnM for trading- CatirorHln, Mrot from THRhtiswith to Twntr- xh at X jytita a. yMl A danrfns Party rau 'trtri liut trrnlmr at the of A TV WallH at hta rwiMene on Ofcirk ThoB rartlelpntlMR wre imn. WIknr. Ooljn, Roga, "William And Wenrr Krnxr, Wrillnfc! mlth and L Jfthh. an 'th tlwi Walkr. fVnWn. Wohltort. fftd1y. lawsl atHl IHe 7hn)rnu. Wpor, WaJtpra awl Wriihit, X r?NK IkVn aRjle ami vtnanUen(i ntr l"itmm pm fciven at h wai'rtiwi of tp. nntl Mm V' 'Hi") Btw. wifr Twritr-flth kM $rrK fnr tho hMtefll of tho nret M(rwxllt Br4eo- The lAtett Jtalknn War Cloud, rrld B ftlllAnf wllh HhmIa I tht rwmfkA Ma fOAinrn of th frmr' dUfdtln wllh AmbIMa MHK(iry. TIia pntfuiMi at tbn Itm-Min'lAB fnrr.mAf. fumomlwr, In Urcr liberty And nn lkAAl l1iililr for JIottIa Why Any rowntry wllh BWfh aImib aa1 AmMtlonn Btfotifd Beok tho eo-otvrAllOfi of ItnBBln Ik dtffloiilt to tindofBtAnd. HwrtlA'B rhBnrw prolmhly would l niloh heltnr by MHillfiiiliiK frlondly reKtlonn wllh AliBtrla MtiKry. Wllh Iho Botefnl great powers AlroAdy UldfiR ldB. Mm Bltttfttlon Ib dl mined for nil of Huropo bmiI enBlB n imll over tho llAlk aiib darker nnd ttiorn forehodlMK Ihnn nnythlnir thAt h hnp tienml slnro Ihn rewwllon of hoBtllltloB In Hint iiiiirh-trouMed r.ono. To he sure, flervln linn 1b niied n nlntmiient, whldli, though pronounced tin MllBflficlory hy tho dilnl irionnrnhy, Beeiim to hrenthe n Bplrlt of conoltlAtlon. TlilB ntntmnent bbjb: "(forvln will rondlly comply with nil do nintitlB of AiiBtrln-llutiKnry, which will norvn to nupfrexB nil crliiilrml ncln, inrvtilfontntloiiB nnd dlBordrB In iielBliborltiK coiinlrloB," nnd becnUBo Mervln coiiBldern It Hb oIivIoiib duty, It will In nil Blntmrlly do everything poBBlhle to innlntnln friendly relntlmiB with Iho diinl Rovurntnent. Hut (hern Ib nothliiK hero renownrliin Horvlu'n Pnn-Hervlnn policy. It In yot to he Beon whether Ihe elnlenient In mom thnn mnroly n polite dlplomntle note', nilch nn nny government iiilRhl tBBiie under the olreuuiRlnncen. No rov ernlneiil could nfford not to ntipprpBn crlniliinl ninl uulmvful nrl nnd tiinnlfeBtiitloiiB, or do everything poBBlhle to innlntnln friendly rein tloiiB with n nnlnhliorlnc country. That does not neceuBnrlly ttienti tlio coiu'eBnlon or nur render of onn foot of Bround, ynl, on tho othor hnnd. tlervln tuny deride to nlilde Ub time. In the uiennwhlle It would eeeiu n tnoBt doplnmbln thliiR for Die powers to permit thin Bltuntlou to ro furher Mllhoul nn Attempt nt tnedlntlou. . The Forgotten Bnluto Who Onrcif When the Amerlenn fleet nwooped down on Vern Crwt. nnd took poweBlon of tho Moxtrnn port, the Impelling rennon wn Riven nn the refiiBnl of n usurper, tinmed llucrtn, to order IiIb Boldlers to fire nn uncondtttnnnt Balutn to the Rlnrn nnd HtrlpcR. "Bnlule forthwith" wnn the demnnd which went out from Washington, nnd while HuertA hnRgled nhout IiavIiir the re turn snluto fired Run for ftun Instend of on ono nlde ntter the other, the Vern Crui nftslr was prcclpllnted without further Ado. Since then event hs followet event In ijnlok succession, Our soldiers nro still holdlnR Vem Orus. I lucre hns reslsnod nnd flht from the cottntty. All UouRht of Avenging the InBUtt to tho flsg with n sAtota hns lem tor-Rotten- In fact, vrc nrxwed our grlevAncc w with ItnertA nlone, And not wllh the Mexican people or tho Mevlcnn Rtremment, nnd Hoertn Is no longier In a pltlon to onter a Mexican Run tlrsl. In this pecullsr way I world hlMory nude, Tho'omlnlous Incident of the hour bocomes In cones)Uentls wtth the Ut of a few days or weks. The hite wa InslsUst on who cres sbout H now? Ko FteQ rubbing Thtre. XOiW t nwwM offlw I omrftft t A$ Xtir wort, for I MtA Vr yAr, wrrA X wnsA.r iht Voti twt sl as (W and Ktnf s-lMirt tt hA twn wttk ftn tnAlxlAHst. 1 ftfttr tuV t Wi 4i i(iiwi viin 1 am -nttOM t I wvmM wriMAw tnj-f a tMt, ktA t h4tv tAt JI thr Mrit-mTiAM pt wvrolA Mf w my cmiAaet In t sa Ksfhi I Vnm- at ritrore ti lerts- latwr WtfiM t fix tis rowf4ifiatfon, r4 I w sstlsfieA with It. I have wvw iA tia rTttki hiHK S KTK'VM-, ATtA 6t Vtl ttT r arc MR tt ts naM J vVt vMvn now, w-on)4 I a4itra rocn a tvtputfcHAn. This ts the pnhlto stAtoment of tho foraw Ahortft of lAnc&Her oonntj- drAwn nt hy the twnt deotslon of the XehrAAk mrrenoft wart Advem to the jAfl-feodtnc gTAft in DoaplAk county, vhtoh Attomey tor 0:r preody heff oonstme oattj- with It ltocmse to him to iooket All the eo))eot)onti of the oMIoe Mnce his In earn bonoy, tn Addttton to the $4,000 AAlnry ftved hy Iaw. The lABOArtor oonntj- sheriff, srho vonld profit proportlonAtely it enoh a te grah contd he ryiit Across, r.roTniUy d4ttAlTns Any sneh dts honent Intention. We vmTnenfl the lAncter ooont5- evwnle to Sheriff McSI.ki.A. ana also to ow dlmlnfmlnhed f ee-gTAhhingv 1 ake rwfonner, T)ltrtct Cotrrt Clerk Rohert Smith, Safety at Sen, The tiert preAt forward wep toward tnKUrtng ffcfety At sea Is alresfly heralded 1n the lmpend Inp perfection of Tneuis of iniderwator oominii miOAtlon hetween moving vessels. The water it to e triftde to serve at a conduMor of ttlgnals JiiHt as the air Aerves m the oondootor ot wire less TnessAgtMi. Oominnnlwttlon hy water tree from (llntnrhanoes of atmoBphnrle circuits Is to lie as near lnvarlAldj' dapondahlA as -posulhle. "Bxports are now tolling us that aftnr ecutpmont of HtKmKhlps with ttie tieneaMary apparatus and Adaptation or the Kywiun. tant-travellng hoats wJH he kept oonntuntly udvlsed of the -proximity nnd ovum, location of othor una craft, so that only throuph rareless or deliberate tnilure to irtflhie this Information oould doath-Beallng col llHlons oiwur uoh as liavo reoently nppalktd us. Jot long ngo The 'Bee advortod to the lnt that the wondorf ul contribution ot wireless to satoty t sea 'him liurdly heon npprnelatAd for its true "viilue. It Atippliunantul utidnrwntor communl entlon tnatoriallsee ne promised thnre will lie little evause eoon for uny sorlous btpwreok dls-nntnrH, Elinor Olynn ApOn. tTlie nuthoress ot "Tliree 'enks" Is not mentioning 'tlmt 'hook on the title page or hnr latent work. "Vour Affeotlonut Orundmother," for 'the obvloue Teuson of not wishing to put n had tuste In tho mouth or the render hofore huud. I'wlmps Bllnnr Is, hnrsolf, trying to Tor nt some of hnr earlier lltornry triumphs. At uny rnio she hus put horstilf to a serious und somowlmt fruitful task In tho produrttton or tills lutar hooU, vhteh dlsausnee m'urrlnge from the young f oman's suinilpoliit. keplug la mtnd the end of "snninion iwnse and hupplness," as tho one to ho ashlovsd. "MurTlugo In the utm und end of all sensible girls, because It Is the meaning or lit,- gays "Jlllss Olyiin It has bean us well sald. no doubt, a thousuud times before, but not by tills uuth or es, who must haYo bar followers llaYlnc them, It Is a fine thing for liar to divert tier leadership Into suh ahunneU. "No single ex istence ean be complete, however full of interest It may b,M Kow. that U a good thlac for the boys and men as well as the girls and women to kp In mind. Mill better: "flat marrlsire in this country Is for life, nnless It Is broken hy divorce, whlfh, no matter how the Uw may b slrafillfled nnd altered presently, mntt alwnji remain as a slain upon a woman And a thing to bo fscod only in the JasI extremity." This book takes the form of a series of Utters to a young woman, a very effective fora to assume. Thoy will doubtless come home to most renders as specially Addressed, and they may In that rather pugent way do an Immense amount of good. What Is needed more than nil else, wo think, to exnlt tho marrlAgo estate nnd prevent Its dissolution Is to Impress the minds of men nnd women with tho proper conception of what mnrrlnge Is, nnd with the consequences of cnroless or wanlon brenklng of Its bonds. Wanted A Pinch Hitter. Ono of tho mistakes bnso ball men havo mndo Is In tolling (o recognlzo tho fact thnt this game, llko nil sportn nnd othor amtisemontB, exists by miffonuico. Thontrknl mnnngors mado tho nnrno uilntnko nnd nro pnylng for It now, Just ns Imso bull mngnntea nnd plnyem will If n hnlt Is not willed it onco. Tho stntiiB of tho gnmo Is n mnttor of general discus sion. Tho Ilea hnn provlously polntod out tho withering effects of so much emphasis on tho money sldo of tho ontorprlRO, both ns to tho enormous snlnrlen paid players, tho purchnso prices exohnngod for them nnd tho receipts at tho gnto. It Is qulto ngrced among many lending tonrn ownors thnt this hns much lo do with tho present ooMpbo In Intorest nnd pntronngo. Ilnso Imll, llko overythlng tdso Hint Is worth whllo, must bo commercialized lo thrive, but novor must the sport element be subordinated to tho flnnnclnl, else tho gnmo Is dend. Ilnso bnll survived porlodlc attempts of gam blers to got control of It. It. put tho gambler out of business ovory tlmo. Men sold tho gnmo Jind nciiulred Iho power of n Gibraltar. Its flx turo In tho nffoctlon of tho fans was Invincible. Yot only n fow months nnd tho grontost sport of nil history totters llko n Haitian mler on his throne. Quick nctton Is necessary. Tho mng nntos nnd plnycrs, In the first plnco, must stop haggling over monoy nnd rushing to court. Moth must glvo moro heed to contrncts. which must count ns much In bnso bnll ns nnywhoro elso. And exnggernted statements ns to amounts paid for or to ptayors nnd amounts taken In nt tho gates (soft pedal thcro now) must cense. Greed has killed greater enterprises than baso bnll. It Is capnblo of killing It, hut It must not bo per mitted to do so. Tho game must survlvo its enemies. Wanted r pinch hitter who can put It safely on Ice. Court Proceeding a la Francaise. At least two reasons explain why our Amer ican court proccedlngA are not ns dramatic as tho French; ours are hemmed In by rigid rules of practice, and then wo lack the French tem perament, which Is drama personified. In Farls such a criminal trial as the one now In progress famishes as much dramatic entertain ment and food for gossip as the best theatrical production ot the season. Indeed, there Is rawch In common between the trial and stage acting; the principals rehearse In both cases; their boartng, their testimony, even the little grimaces ot their fate, are often studied and practiced; yet there is ample opportunity for the spontaneous and extemporaneous Interjec tions and Interpolations. In Franc court rules do not embarrass either witnesses, lawyers or spectators. While In otir country the opposing lawyers m arrange H a to confine to themselves all the repartee and criminations, leaving the plaintiff or defendant nothing to say, except through couasel. The Jurors are Allent, witnesses, too, except as they answer directly only soh Questions as are ased theia. Even the Jndges observe strict rales of discretion, while the best an outsider woM get for attempting to inject himself would he cita tion for contempt of court. Bnt here we have in the Caitlanx trial law yer, the prisoner and her hnshaaa, witnesses and friona engaging in a free-for-aM talk-feat, which varies from an old-time reWBions '"experi ence" meeting to a general titnflemsnlum. Everyfhody is free to present any ort of evidence ne desires, to anathematise or dotty okbor party, ana even the jo a cm, may cuH ouch other names, on the one oonaitlon that thoy leave the final arbitrament ot tbelr ditteronctis to the an cient and honorable finel, now us hiirnfleHs in Prance aa a boxing match with oft clovon or course, we prefer to "believe our Junocican hvh tern superior to the French, and yet us horweon our slavish devotion to rigid toohulculltimi. which ortm cheat instead or iocllltute Juntieu, ana France's wifle-npon methods or -proutidure. may lie the happy medium, fin long tui we in this country see Juntice defeated ns oltuu ut. we do 1t iH "becomes us to make too much nport of the French criminal trial. SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT ft Paul PWnr PreM- For tho R Mr Patment Mfe H )uit on MuiH KKi aafitntr after another. At. Pan) fHopatrh- Dr. AtMtion Moore of Mew Tork doa not ssbscrltf to tho UtenU moantos ot th iertptural rib story. Tint how ahotit th "itlver to klver" b Hf? MoiMton Post: We are teld that a mln lMr hoWI a rayr sorviee In Wall street vry ilay at neon. Wo lupposo he prayi for the thousaedi whom the wolvea are enKAsed In (klnnlnir. Philadelphia. Inquirer: Manasrers of a Metlioflldt eampmeetlnir cut In Illinois say It will not discuss women's dre or the new rtancea. Kvlrtently thoy Intend to dfvole thnt campmcfltlnR- to rellslon. Httaburgh Pot: Tho Pblladelphla preacher who whipped a l-year-old boy until hla back waa black and blue was naked to realcn. rerauaalon with a club doec not belong to the ministerial pro frailon. WnshlnRton Herald: The struggle be tween religion and tho popular modern amuicments was a draw In New Jeraey or Sunday. A pastor In Irvlngton enter tained a. large congregation with a ser mon on "Tho CotirUhlp of Itebecca," illus trated with "living moving pictures," while at Atlantic City, whore the authori ties ordered that only sacred music be played In an effort to discourage tan going on tho beach, the bathers found no difficulty In adjusting the new steps to "Onward, Christian Soldier" and "Ixsnd. Kindly Light." People and Events STORIES IN FIGURES. TOLD IN FIGURES. New Tork City has 29,000 publlo school teacher. Fires In tho United States cost over .'j00 n minute. There nro M.000 motion plcturo theaters In tho United States. Missouri's 91,461 trade unionists last year drew JSB.019.SS5 In wages. Over 2,000,000 persons were employed In taking the recent census In India. Oilstones produced last year In the United States were valued at $207,352. Bcundor In 1913 exported Panama hats valued at SIS9.0U to the United States. In the fall of 1913 the organlted garment workers In Now York numbered 126,623. The United States In 1913 Imported pounds of coffee, valued at $106,000.- XV OT the 6,0.10,000 people In London more than 3CO.000 are In a chronic state of pov erty. Montana's 1913 metals production was valued at 11,900.54, compared to JM.T51,6U In 1913. The United States has more than 6.0CO.000 factory employes and 1.G0O.MO railroad em ploys. Fifteen hundred persons are killed and tWO are annually Injured as a result of fires In the United States. The foreign trade of Russia In 1913 along the European Black sea and Caucasian frontiers and with Finland amounted to 1..S4,0X as agalnn $l,S.r,0CO In 1912. The most Important fur soles In London are held la the pring. At the recent sale the stock was larger than usual, chiefly because the next most Important continental country Imported le than Its j customary supply, in JUi, u is ciuroura that between ,5, aad H.003.OD tkltur were toki- c C. Copley ef Greeley. Cote . Is the happy papa of twenty-two chltdren The. estate of Sir Julius Wernher. the Jkrath African mine operator. Is valued at U7.ttO.C0O. Secretary of the Interior Lane cele brated his fiftieth birthday at Washing ton last week nobert Mantell will begin his tour of i the coming season early In Cttober. under the direction of W. A. Brady. John H. Clark of Cleveland has been nominated by President Wilson to be fed oral district Judge of northern OhWi Representative William O. Sharp, the newly wedded ambassador to France, will sail for Europe the last of this month. Admiral Dewey wants to learn to tango. He made the announcement whllo watch ing tho young folks at Manhattan beach. Governor Stuart of Virginia received last week the petition of 70,000 voters ask ing for an election on statewide prohibi tion. Tho urn containing the nshs of Lillian Nordlca were brought to this tountry by tho singer's husband, 'Georgo W. Young, on board the Imperator. Sir James Key Calrd of London has given 1120,000 to assist In defraying tho expenses of Sir Ernest Shackleton's pro posed Antarctic expedition. Phllo Thomas of La Prairie, Wis., is wearing a pair of the old style knee-high variety of shoes which he says he bought In Janesvllle In tho spring of 1872. There never was a woman who didn't like to gamble some way orvanothor. And there never wns a woman who didn't get mad If her husband takes a chance. Dr. Nacgell, profc-or of medicine at Llego university, commends the practice of yawning. A good yawn, the Belgian professor asserts, Is excellent for the lungs. Winston Churchill, first lord of the British admiralty, held a reception In tho Houso of Commons for a contingent of midshipmen from the American battle ship Missouri. Bov, Dr. Paul Mansfield Spencer, pastor of the Deems Memorial Church or the Strangers. New York City, has Introduced an Innovation In pulpit garb. Members of his congregation gasped when Dr. Spencer appeared clad In a cream-colored serge suit, whlto shoes and cream colored outing shirt Over t4,".W person live In prvMb-tn territory In the t'a.'ved states Denver U to have a Itttnow laboratory to extract mil rum from carnottte ore. WoeAtMten t to snve a new surgical college whh an endowment of JPAV0. Talc and oar tone product of the United States last year was valued at ll.P0S.OF7 New York city's 111 postal receipts aggregated 11, WS. 777. an Increase over 1941 ot ta.7t4.SML It requires 7.CO).OV kilowatt hours of electricity a year to charge all the eleo trlc vehicles used In New York City. WITH THE DEAR ONES, Mother isternly) Young man. I want to know Just how serious are your Intentions tcwanl my daughter. Daughter's Voice (somewhat agitated) Mamma! mamma! Ho's not tho onol Puck. Mr. Borem Shall wo talk or dancoT Miss Weerelgh I'm very tired. Let us dance. Boston Transcript. He Be mine and moke mo tho happlcnt man In the world. She Sorry, but I wnnt to bo happy my self. London Opinion. He I suppose you think I'm a porfeot idiot? She Oh, dear, no: we're none of us per fect. London Mall. HAMMER TAPS. NEW WRINKLES, Sonalnr SUohoook'B jipwupupor nrgun llnds 1 great comfort in the JJew York Wurl'd'e xomirt i on the Aonntnr and the mntivoa luaplrlng Itlm to fight the "Wilson nUnilnlBtrutlon, und (juntos from It a number ot nornpllmoutury rofuvoimoH to "him. 3t dons not (llsulose the laut, however. thnt the -report is from "the "Wnrld'B npealnl nor- j reapondont in Omuhu," und thut the upeaiu nor- i reapondout Is nn uttuuhe or Rciiutor Hltimunulr'B newopapor. "JJuff nott!" An English woman haj obtained a United States patent tor bunk for ships so supported as to remain level, no matter hew much a vefcjeJ rolls. A Ciicoro woman Is the patentee of a rboe with an etectric battery in the heel to supply a mild current to the ankle of a wesrer to tont up his system. Recently patented shears for rippinr rntai tcsrk in the araal -way. but hare vertical cutting edge that project In op- pnrtte Alrwtiem trem the anna. ESprtriraUr peratea machines fer writ ing mesnapes in cipher node tai far traniAatlnr sneh messages hare btien In vented hy a Rusnian nave fficers. T"lve Tears ef crrxiriiBents in coring bay 'itf ntobra heat with npeclal raachtnery hove prpvei tlitt tiuch hay is raorenutrf tieus to coUJe thu.li the sun-cured Und Bulling 7ons palunted by a Uossbobu enttp man have the cages tnrnefl lawnrfl to fnrrn proovrji into Whlah may te in state!! a handle to lift them from an ovmx. An (ifleinmU'.r te show Olstoncee trnverfl by uutnmbbllcr has been in vented In be uttaohtifl Already to the hub of a wIh1 without any -extensive pntrliic Rnnnntly invnmed nanfllot. made nf metulllo mucneslum and aluminum tor tiiltlng motion pictures at night project ! thotr Unlit ulmut thlrty-thrte times as Jar 1 ns un nrfltnury uro 3lirht I To enable tlromon "to work in smoke and mines a Colorado man has invent nil a tr vlee to bv attuoliefl to hose nozsles In , vhlah water rotates a Ian onO numjw tresh nlr thniuph tubes into luce siaska. Autnnmtlr appurutus. which ilgnti an eleotrlr lump In the nintermuc's oompurt- i niuut wlion iwory dnor has Imen ulobeO, I has Iwaii Inventus! Jtir sulwnj irums to Bovr tlnif. in Riving trulu nturtlnp simials. Bround cork and a hlndlng material I hitvo imon Joiroed by a French inventor into a sever tur lHittler thut Ruards tliem uHUtnat lirt-Hhapn und keeps their eon teiits ut c uniform tomiMruturc without ualug u vunuum Success In life and at poker often de pends upon the way a man Is raised. There are lots of married men who are not bigamists who have one wlf.j too many. A reformer Is a gink who legalizes what he likes to do and prohibits what other people like to do. The reason why a mother knows that ner son Is going to be a great man is be cause his father Isn't If a man got as much salary as he be lieves he Is worth, his income tax would be tJOO.ao.O'jO.CW) per year. Many a married man who comes home to a pooae, a canary and a flock of gold fish calls his wife "mother." A married woman's life becomes so monotonous that a family moving In or out on the same street Is a big event Prire fighters are not the only people who shake hands before they tun In to hammer the stuffing out of each other. When a man hollers that all be wants li a square deal you can bet that all he wants 1 about w per cent the best cf It Before marriage they scorn money be cause It won't buy lve- But later nn tiey realize that It takes coin to get a civorce. Don't be a knocker. The are so oniek to reoernixe the faults ef outers i because they are exactly Hlte yewr own. The reason why women haTeo't any pockets Is because If ' -v had tnj- pi&ee to kep their meney might net spend it lor olethea The man s never has time to share at heme eon always find time te wait arund a barber shop for about thrw sjuarters ef an hour. A man can make fifty mistakes a day. and that is all right But if his wife for gets to send one of his oetlart to the It unary he get mut all ever. The olS-fashiened man whs usod to be lleve the wrestling game was a fake new has a son who dots the catcb-os-catcb-can tango ovury night in the year Women are not a careless as you meyJ imagine. Tou may have noticed that the very stout one and the very thin ones always wear op&aur pettiooata. They ore not anxious to advertise. Cincinnati En quirer t "I m selling a book on beauty, mum," ho began, "but realty I fear you do not need such an article. ' "Never mind," said tho woman, with n pleased smllo. "I'll take one, anyhow." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Now, then. Cousin Emma, let me glvo you a bit off the breast." "Yes, please, I should like to tnato that, for In my young days they always gave it to tho grownups, and now they keep It fur the children, so l'vo always missed It." Punch. She Don't you think we would better go back through England again on tho way home? He But wo did England. "I know It. Hut since we wor there think of nil tho lovely new ruins the suf ragettes have made." Life. Little Johnny Mrs. Tnlkcmdown paid you a big compliment today. Mother Did she really? Well, there's no denying that woman has setmo. What did :he say? Little Johnny She said she didn't sen how you enme to have such a nice llttlo boy as I was. Hartford Times. "Are you going to Europo soon," asked one New York girl. "No," replied the other. "Now that pa Is out of local politics and high finance, I don't think weMl havo to go to Europe so often." Washington Star. He (meditatively feeling the lower por tion of his face) Tho Jawbone Is a funny thing. Isn't It? She Yes; and to think Samson slew so many Philistines with one of them! Judge. Polly When they came back from their wedding trip ho had Just 12.60 In his pocket. Peggy The Btlngy thing. Boston Tran script CHILDREN. Luclne French In the Outlook. I. Mother, Why can't I see the wind? My mother. Why? I see the sky. I see the star. I can see the fire. And the green ocean Far as to the sky; Why can't I see the wind? M mother, Why? Oh. child, I do not know Dear child. Tho wind is Dear, I do not know Run now, and play. IL Mother. Why can't I see my thoughts? My mother. Why? Like birds tbey fly, 1 fel Uietn go; I am the cage. They are wild birds lleachtag to the skyl Why eaa't I see my thoughts? My mother. Why? Ofa. child, I do net knew Dear cbltd. Oar thwtrhte art Dar. 3 eo 5t knew &&a iw. ami pity. 313- I&ther. Why ean J not see Cod? Mr nMUiir. Why? I ean see ytm. Ana tuther dear: I sua t.ee peeiSe Oh, everywhere; All passing by; Why an J nwt tee God? My mother. Why? Oh. chield. 1 do not know Dear child. Cc1 God It Dear. 3 do not know Run no, ani pley AROUFD THE CITIES. Omaha linhnruluUA -who huve beon onturinln ing the Tol Jed flokol tmiriiumairt have u rlamt to be proud or tholr nuoHtr,, und the vlBttorn mrt propnrly eonipllnumting their hiwt. It would be doslrulile to have Jioro Btiah owubIoih., not only on the purt or our people at Hohumlnu iu tlvlty, but nlso those nt other liRtionulUliin that help mukn tip the nubRUuitlal ulumentE uf our OltUOIlHlllp. Clutter county dumoaruta In their nnvontlou j command "Soumnr Illtuhsoak, who bus Rtuort Uy the ailmtntntnitlnn In tho mioatment uf tta poll- i clee 'Into law." BvldoutVy snnio sly humorist I got nn tho TesolutlonR aanimttteu. That 3t. "Louie millionaire who yiUbllaly pro claims his ballot lu lyueh luw without a solar lino evidently has puld a good deal nt attention to the delays of enura and the wipremnaj- nf tho prodigious technique" to be far some time the meat eoukIU uftar mar- Uet nnywhoro in this aountry. whteh nuKht to help Omaha notlstubly ba u distribution acute r : Rt- Ctnuls 'has 10,680 licensed autnmnhlles llonton's cltr huspltul Is now Co yoare eld. Seattle has tkC3.D.I0 invested In pub Ik Ulllttiea ;wark. K 3., -tomato crop Is seriously hut hy droHth Oiyniihif Wuali.. sailed Is have, udnpted aimpllticd eixlllHg. Philadelphia threatens to muter all ally water U alieh wusUi. Tuson. Arts.. VMurds nhnw 4,0i auto registered in the slate Nushvlllc. Tenn.. sameitmee has tm yemturee of IK) to IK. Ualtimore ehlef of vollao auffercd the tkett at Iw auu -recently. Qisveiand will etfisiuUy remllatn all gas wells in the sttr limtu. IHieMo. Cota.. eitUetie havo beuotit S autsasHea so fur UiW your Iflveland retusee U permit police mon to wear shirt wait la when en duty j 3aytau, O.. is compelled to hue sar bux in yards, net having other prat meaHa ef lUsvesal 1 PAlladelpAia is ursd to spend SM0.COJ i tr a keailtlftiari monument nt the ltattt af fewtfc lnad street tomtlevard LttUe liMA Arte is dtsMadhur tn rusett preaMire trem its water works system to m-orids btlr tiro sratection . SECOND ANNUAL TRACTOR FARMING DEMONSTRATION THE LARGEST POWER FARMING EXH1BI TION EVER CONDUCTED IN THE "WORLD WILL BE HE1E AT Frnts Keb., Aug. 17-22, 1814 60 s Twunty-iive r j f urm truuture with powtir lift Tilowb, wluch liuvt) tttjvtir before botrn BtJtin on e Dttblio DEMONSTRATION FtELD 60 PLOWS 800 ACRES will be plowed, burrowud. disced und pulverized during the -week. Matte plane to spend the week n Frwnwnt und wo Ictssthe tractor und plow bvat udip(et1 loyour farm. Make. tins A UUSlHtibS ANP VACATlOK TRIP TWEWTIETK OEWTURY FARMER O MAH A r