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TOE OMAHA JWNpAYJIEE
rotmftftp nt' rnWAwn wowwwatwu.
tlfTOH fltlKRWATBH, HfiiTOft.
"The flee rubllshlnKt'omiwtny. Proprietor.
jlFlR pvitMm, FAHWAM AMt SffVKrMKTTT
RHersd at fmmha tH seewrs1-r-tsjs matter.
thumb of sl'jciifrffi.
per I 'Will r!
psilr ami mwr
oOf wihftrt 'titular-
ETSnlns wltwml PnlKlur
ltflfltr In delivery t Omaha ., Cltwilatlon
rtemii br iMt, tp( .f ft.'"' "'d'- 'f'r.'wfi-
r-eM tWace rts theirs in payment nf
(minis ffnfiM ftrpryf. street fn oinsTt nml enMefn
efhSnite. net neeer'ted.
elh fmftha-ill f street ,
tmfirl fllulfs II NUli Mnlh Street.
Llnee-in Llttln itniMitif
VM- "1 !Mtt H'llt'JlM,..
Hew Tefk Ilnnti lt5. M FUlli svetnif.,
P( lyi'ilo M H"W ,""lh Oinuiefea.
WntMmtwi T& renMsehlli Pt . H W.
Ali1rrM entmtHlhiratletis relating 1 "ns am) nil
nrtnl matter to Omsha Bee, Fitllttitlal Deimtlinent
,IUNU ftt'NIlAV t'IIUMtTION.
RIM ht NsbtsjikM. I'nunlr f lwttsl, s
Imlshl WlMlmti", Hrrittatlnti ttmttuRi'r tif Tit ti
rtliHliliii Mtmimiij-. Win duly swum, wf that the
nvKsRs Sunday rlhf nll itt fur lli inttnlll ef June,
UvCluflT WILLIAM ft rintilatloti MMincr,
Rubsrrftted In tttp pt ntul swern W before tn
this T,h day jfe,,, NMlhfy
Rnturrllters lontlng Uik Mly 'inrni-lljf
olinnltl Unxt The innllctl In (Iipiii. A
will lo clmiiKPil oflni m riiiirtnl.
A Utile more mln, n Uu inoro corn.
Ilnltl lintps l iinvc ub hurt lier ntnt wo Imtn
to Imve to.
Ok roil "BtliiR uf InnrnlUmlel" "Olory,
N'lllft eohlltilles to lie Mexico's vrtj1 luillenl
llllle hoi toiimte,
Ak-Bttftleii RtltliR veHlooplj1 clopo to the
OhldftRO'B fAlHoiln IftKe liiem iieelnn to have
heirt lonflnn iot of the month.
Oh, ihiw, now they are tlcorerlii rtott
RRdlnisl tho yoonp: hnt of tenlt
Stitl m tho ton of iwKWe Rt tok in wllh
Mcilt'O the nntkuhd fifth p nitnln,
A womAta piHiloloBlrt myn 'oUftr fix the
otte of OMr rftnlllM., Mayh ho mfMi th
iik of tlollfttw.
"A Chtentt n-ntlivm Oenottn Up. Dnt
e ehc aio tftVe them i th only wioaaa of
boVtbite It IhiertA wteJei jone.r
VvolA fee him electing t6t tttat, IhwpltftW
chmstftft fhsv htftter 6Vne,
Iho itvm town wbA ti A& a Xoxush t
Irtve ti wvtnen a 'tintrtf&n Ootno ton
oKtnjc t yiA tftrm6lon belong to
touUy dtffcwnl Wfr(iM flm6hl khA yn tiftr
to Aato, Motb KnRlwriA iws tiot topM
jrrot?t to CMiftifc,,R fordW ivt"nMm from its
to6s yt fhose Wman oolti from AMt old
iavo AtKlnoA to tiohv ihe 1onl on OolombtA
vynly WatiMi t n-nint wnRTORa to Adjourn "bfc
Th Alty Vf)torti! ot fhoiA IfiArni dfctettwi
VM1 thy tro on tTi jot) in CmiiijA Tntfa for
IntwtlnK VcaAItiK ak tow t fhe
Vlltnt" votrtA only frodwo thorn.
SoorAVj' tfont.T.hUK ttin1rt nAy pn to at
rotno on vouliilloih Ills wiflon, yon
jaVo to ore&ft rtm Ith kooA ptnpe in VoninR
oot of 'VhM. Cook-t'Atj' ontrovn.y.
Yt'B to bo hAVmony 'Ifh a Wk "H" 'in the
4omo?rAr tnt t ColnmhiiA. twlt)xmtit
VntiPt Imiva thoit Ktirui Kna "knives At tho pat,
Imt tnAy pet thorn huok tittw tho Hho Jr ov
SpOAWnB tho veajiy on the 0bHp4
fitAtos ttHpWfHft V-nch, Mprt-AHlm lia k few ex
trAA 1n tho VonrtlriK for -ohlht jiiMJce tX our ntht
Butn-feiBt) court -who -ould he -llng to he
look as f T-Snwor BevortftRe'A nmwim
1romlBlng 'avnunoiMtlon in Illinois utmlnm tp
uhNcAb Ana 'proRriwuh'o tounlon, nni the
oloneJ'B nrilotit aBvochcj- In'NwA'ork tit -fusion,
Vouifi TeOlro a honrd of mwllulloti Njfore Iohb.
-mm rau'ncxb man uric fJamia ,aasamaK"m-
Tht IM ot this tivr snuivyi iiwmh tho ,BTHtnUiil
n the T'rln 1ainw rraultM In k hme tmni -no-too'
11 to 7 Tnii nttndnc H. th lurMt W
Th flrffrvh'e toOmrnnH m1fi wWh th Slium
ton's taking 1h 'fwv'fornH nri, HrwJ Fins Chlf Jiut-J.-
rf Omnhfc -Winning 'th IiIoTb" ntM, in wWeh tho
p.- w a. IremMh's ahlrt.
xllhn ft; Mwidii hnvn HNyMlrM ih nontrnM for
trading- CatirorHln, Mrot from THRhtiswith to Twntr-
xh at X jytita a. yMl
A danrfns Party rau 'trtri liut trrnlmr at the
of A TV WallH at hta rwiMene on Ofcirk
ThoB rartlelpntlMR wre imn. WIknr.
Ooljn, Roga, "William And Wenrr Krnxr, Wrillnfc!
mlth and L Jfthh. an 'th tlwi Walkr. fVnWn.
Wohltort. fftd1y. lawsl atHl IHe 7hn)rnu.
Wpor, WaJtpra awl Wriihit,
X r?NK IkVn aRjle ami vtnanUen(i ntr
l"itmm pm fciven at h wai'rtiwi of tp. nntl Mm
V' 'Hi") Btw. wifr Twritr-flth kM $rrK
fnr tho hMtefll of tho nret M(rwxllt Br4eo-
The lAtett Jtalknn War Cloud,
rrld B ftlllAnf wllh HhmIa I tht rwmfkA
Ma fOAinrn of th frmr' dUfdtln wllh AmbIMa
MHK(iry. TIia pntfuiMi at tbn Itm-Min'lAB
fnrr.mAf. fumomlwr, In Urcr liberty And nn
lkAAl l1iililr for JIottIa Why Any rowntry
wllh BWfh aImib aa1 AmMtlonn Btfotifd Beok tho
eo-otvrAllOfi of ItnBBln Ik dtffloiilt to tindofBtAnd.
HwrtlA'B rhBnrw prolmhly would l niloh heltnr
by MHillfiiiliiK frlondly reKtlonn wllh AliBtrla
MtiKry. Wllh Iho Botefnl great powers AlroAdy UldfiR
ldB. Mm Bltttfttlon Ib dl mined for nil of Huropo
bmiI enBlB n imll over tho llAlk aiib darker nnd
ttiorn forehodlMK Ihnn nnythlnir thAt h hnp
tienml slnro Ihn rewwllon of hoBtllltloB In Hint
iiiiirh-trouMed r.ono. To he sure, flervln linn 1b
niied n nlntmiient, whldli, though pronounced tin
MllBflficlory hy tho dilnl irionnrnhy, Beeiim to
hrenthe n Bplrlt of conoltlAtlon. TlilB ntntmnent
bbjb: "(forvln will rondlly comply with nil do
nintitlB of AiiBtrln-llutiKnry, which will norvn to
nupfrexB nil crliiilrml ncln, inrvtilfontntloiiB nnd
dlBordrB In iielBliborltiK coiinlrloB," nnd becnUBo
Mervln coiiBldern It Hb oIivIoiib duty, It will In nil
Blntmrlly do everything poBBlhle to innlntnln
friendly relntlmiB with Iho diinl Rovurntnent.
Hut (hern Ib nothliiK hero renownrliin Horvlu'n
Pnn-Hervlnn policy. It In yot to he Beon
whether Ihe elnlenient In mom thnn mnroly n
polite dlplomntle note', nilch nn nny government
iiilRhl tBBiie under the olreuuiRlnncen. No rov
ernlneiil could nfford not to ntipprpBn crlniliinl
ninl uulmvful nrl nnd tiinnlfeBtiitloiiB, or do
everything poBBlhle to innlntnln friendly rein
tloiiB with n nnlnhliorlnc country. That does
not neceuBnrlly ttienti tlio coiu'eBnlon or nur
render of onn foot of Bround, ynl, on tho othor
hnnd. tlervln tuny deride to nlilde Ub time. In
the uiennwhlle It would eeeiu n tnoBt doplnmbln
thliiR for Die powers to permit thin Bltuntlou
to ro furher Mllhoul nn Attempt nt tnedlntlou. .
The Forgotten Bnluto Who Onrcif
When the Amerlenn fleet nwooped down on
Vern Crwt. nnd took poweBlon of tho Moxtrnn
port, the Impelling rennon wn Riven nn the
refiiBnl of n usurper, tinmed llucrtn, to order
IiIb Boldlers to fire nn uncondtttnnnt Balutn to
the Rlnrn nnd HtrlpcR. "Bnlule forthwith" wnn
the demnnd which went out from Washington,
nnd while HuertA hnRgled nhout IiavIiir the re
turn snluto fired Run for ftun Instend of on ono
nlde ntter the other, the Vern Crui nftslr was
prcclpllnted without further Ado.
Since then event hs followet event In
ijnlok succession, Our soldiers nro still holdlnR
Vem Orus. I lucre hns reslsnod nnd flht
from the cottntty. All UouRht of Avenging the
InBUtt to tho flsg with n sAtota hns lem tor-Rotten-
In fact, vrc nrxwed our grlevAncc w
with ItnertA nlone, And not wllh the Mexican
people or tho Mevlcnn Rtremment, nnd Hoertn
Is no longier In a pltlon to onter a Mexican
In this pecullsr way I world hlMory nude,
Tho'omlnlous Incident of the hour bocomes In
cones)Uentls wtth the Ut of a few days or
weks. The hite wa InslsUst on who cres
sbout H now?
Ko FteQ rubbing Thtre.
XOiW t nwwM offlw I omrftft t A$ Xtir
wort, for I MtA Vr yAr, wrrA X wnsA.r iht Voti
twt sl as (W and Ktnf s-lMirt tt hA
twn wttk ftn tnAlxlAHst. 1 ftfttr tuV t
Wi 4i i(iiwi viin 1 am -nttOM t I
wvmM wriMAw tnj-f a tMt, ktA t h4tv tAt JI
thr Mrit-mTiAM pt wvrolA Mf w my cmiAaet
In t sa Ksfhi I Vnm- at ritrore ti lerts-
latwr WtfiM t fix tis rowf4ifiatfon, r4 I w
sstlsfieA with It. I have wvw iA tia rTttki
hiHK S KTK'VM-, ATtA 6t Vtl ttT r arc MR
tt ts naM J vVt vMvn now, w-on)4 I a4itra rocn
This ts the pnhlto stAtoment of tho foraw
Ahortft of lAnc&Her oonntj- drAwn nt hy the
twnt deotslon of the XehrAAk mrrenoft wart
Advem to the jAfl-feodtnc gTAft in DoaplAk
county, vhtoh Attomey tor 0:r preody heff
oonstme oattj- with It ltocmse to him to iooket
All the eo))eot)onti of the oMIoe Mnce his In earn
bonoy, tn Addttton to the $4,000 AAlnry ftved hy
Iaw. The lABOArtor oonntj- sheriff, srho vonld
profit proportlonAtely it enoh a te grah contd
he ryiit Across, r.roTniUy d4ttAlTns Any sneh dts
honent Intention. We vmTnenfl the lAncter
ooont5- evwnle to Sheriff McSI.ki.A. ana also to
ow dlmlnfmlnhed f ee-gTAhhingv 1 ake rwfonner,
T)ltrtct Cotrrt Clerk Rohert Smith,
Safety at Sen,
The tiert preAt forward wep toward tnKUrtng
ffcfety At sea Is alresfly heralded 1n the lmpend
Inp perfection of Tneuis of iniderwator oominii
miOAtlon hetween moving vessels. The water it
to e triftde to serve at a conduMor of ttlgnals
JiiHt as the air Aerves m the oondootor ot wire
less TnessAgtMi. Oominnnlwttlon hy water tree
from (llntnrhanoes of atmoBphnrle circuits Is to
lie as near lnvarlAldj' dapondahlA as -posulhle.
"Bxports are now tolling us that aftnr ecutpmont
of HtKmKhlps with ttie tieneaMary apparatus and
Adaptation or the Kywiun. tant-travellng hoats
wJH he kept oonntuntly udvlsed of the -proximity
nnd ovum, location of othor una craft, so that
only throuph rareless or deliberate tnilure to
irtflhie this Information oould doath-Beallng col
llHlons oiwur uoh as liavo reoently nppalktd us.
Jot long ngo The 'Bee advortod to the lnt that
the wondorf ul contribution ot wireless to satoty
t sea 'him liurdly heon npprnelatAd for its true
"viilue. It Atippliunantul utidnrwntor communl
entlon tnatoriallsee ne promised thnre will lie
little evause eoon for uny sorlous btpwreok dls-nntnrH,
Elinor Olynn ApOn.
tTlie nuthoress ot "Tliree 'enks" Is not
mentioning 'tlmt 'hook on the title page or hnr
latent work. "Vour Affeotlonut Orundmother,"
for 'the obvloue Teuson of not wishing to put n
had tuste In tho mouth or the render hofore
huud. I'wlmps Bllnnr Is, hnrsolf, trying to Tor
nt some of hnr earlier lltornry triumphs. At
uny rnio she hus put horstilf to a serious und
somowlmt fruitful task In tho produrttton or
tills lutar hooU, vhteh dlsausnee m'urrlnge from
the young f oman's suinilpoliit. keplug la mtnd
the end of "snninion iwnse and hupplness," as
tho one to ho ashlovsd.
"MurTlugo In the utm und end of all sensible
girls, because It Is the meaning or lit,- gays
"Jlllss Olyiin It has bean us well sald. no doubt,
a thousuud times before, but not by tills uuth or
es, who must haYo bar followers llaYlnc
them, It Is a fine thing for liar to divert tier
leadership Into suh ahunneU. "No single ex
istence ean be complete, however full of interest
It may b,M Kow. that U a good thlac for the
boys and men as well as the girls and women to
kp In mind. Mill better: "flat marrlsire in
this country Is for life, nnless It Is broken hy
divorce, whlfh, no matter how the Uw may b
slrafillfled nnd altered presently, mntt alwnji
remain as a slain upon a woman And a thing
to bo fscod only in the JasI extremity."
This book takes the form of a series of
Utters to a young woman, a very effective fora
to assume. Thoy will doubtless come home to
most renders as specially Addressed, and they
may In that rather pugent way do an Immense
amount of good. What Is needed more than nil
else, wo think, to exnlt tho marrlAgo estate nnd
prevent Its dissolution Is to Impress the minds
of men nnd women with tho proper conception
of what mnrrlnge Is, nnd with the consequences
of cnroless or wanlon brenklng of Its bonds.
Wanted A Pinch Hitter.
Ono of tho mistakes bnso ball men havo mndo
Is In tolling (o recognlzo tho fact thnt this game,
llko nil sportn nnd othor amtisemontB, exists
by miffonuico. Thontrknl mnnngors mado
tho nnrno uilntnko nnd nro pnylng for It
now, Just ns Imso bull mngnntea nnd
plnyem will If n hnlt Is not willed it onco. Tho
stntiiB of tho gnmo Is n mnttor of general discus
sion. Tho Ilea hnn provlously polntod out tho
withering effects of so much emphasis on tho
money sldo of tho ontorprlRO, both ns to tho
enormous snlnrlen paid players, tho purchnso
prices exohnngod for them nnd tho receipts at tho
gnto. It Is qulto ngrced among many lending
tonrn ownors thnt this hns much lo do with tho
present ooMpbo In Intorest nnd pntronngo. Ilnso
Imll, llko overythlng tdso Hint Is worth whllo,
must bo commercialized lo thrive, but novor
must the sport element be subordinated to tho
flnnnclnl, else tho gnmo Is dend.
Ilnso bnll survived porlodlc attempts of gam
blers to got control of It. It. put tho gambler
out of business ovory tlmo. Men sold tho gnmo
Jind nciiulred Iho power of n Gibraltar. Its flx
turo In tho nffoctlon of tho fans was Invincible.
Yot only n fow months nnd tho grontost sport of
nil history totters llko n Haitian mler on his
throne. Quick nctton Is necessary. Tho mng
nntos nnd plnycrs, In the first plnco, must stop
haggling over monoy nnd rushing to court. Moth
must glvo moro heed to contrncts. which must
count ns much In bnso bnll ns nnywhoro elso.
And exnggernted statements ns to amounts paid
for or to ptayors nnd amounts taken In nt tho
gates (soft pedal thcro now) must cense. Greed
has killed greater enterprises than baso bnll. It
Is capnblo of killing It, hut It must not bo per
mitted to do so. Tho game must survlvo its
enemies. Wanted r pinch hitter who can put
It safely on Ice.
Court Proceeding a la Francaise.
At least two reasons explain why our Amer
ican court proccedlngA are not ns dramatic as
tho French; ours are hemmed In by rigid rules
of practice, and then wo lack the French tem
perament, which Is drama personified. In
Farls such a criminal trial as the one now In
progress famishes as much dramatic entertain
ment and food for gossip as the best theatrical
production ot the season. Indeed, there Is
rawch In common between the trial and stage
acting; the principals rehearse In both cases;
their boartng, their testimony, even the little
grimaces ot their fate, are often studied and
practiced; yet there is ample opportunity for
the spontaneous and extemporaneous Interjec
tions and Interpolations.
In Franc court rules do not embarrass
either witnesses, lawyers or spectators. While
In otir country the opposing lawyers m arrange
H a to confine to themselves all the repartee and
criminations, leaving the plaintiff or defendant
nothing to say, except through couasel. The
Jurors are Allent, witnesses, too, except as they
answer directly only soh Questions as are ased
theia. Even the Jndges observe strict rales of
discretion, while the best an outsider woM get
for attempting to inject himself would he cita
tion for contempt of court.
Bnt here we have in the Caitlanx trial law
yer, the prisoner and her hnshaaa, witnesses
and friona engaging in a free-for-aM talk-feat,
which varies from an old-time reWBions '"experi
ence" meeting to a general titnflemsnlum.
Everyfhody is free to present any ort of evidence
ne desires, to anathematise or dotty okbor
party, ana even the jo a cm, may cuH ouch other
names, on the one oonaitlon that thoy leave the
final arbitrament ot tbelr ditteronctis to the an
cient and honorable finel, now us hiirnfleHs in
Prance aa a boxing match with oft clovon or
course, we prefer to "believe our Junocican hvh
tern superior to the French, and yet us horweon
our slavish devotion to rigid toohulculltimi.
which ortm cheat instead or iocllltute Juntieu,
ana France's wifle-npon methods or -proutidure.
may lie the happy medium, fin long tui we in
this country see Juntice defeated ns oltuu ut. we
do 1t iH "becomes us to make too much nport of
the French criminal trial.
SECULAR SHOTS AT PULPIT
ft Paul PWnr PreM- For tho R
Mr Patment Mfe H )uit on MuiH KKi
aafitntr after another.
At. Pan) fHopatrh- Dr. AtMtion Moore
of Mew Tork doa not ssbscrltf to tho
UtenU moantos ot th iertptural rib story.
Tint how ahotit th "itlver to klver" b
Hf? MoiMton Post: We are teld that a mln
lMr hoWI a rayr sorviee In Wall street
vry ilay at neon. Wo lupposo he prayi
for the thousaedi whom the wolvea are
enKAsed In (klnnlnir.
Philadelphia. Inquirer: Manasrers of a
Metlioflldt eampmeetlnir cut In Illinois say
It will not discuss women's dre or the
new rtancea. Kvlrtently thoy Intend to
dfvole thnt campmcfltlnR- to rellslon.
Httaburgh Pot: Tho Pblladelphla
preacher who whipped a l-year-old boy
until hla back waa black and blue was
naked to realcn. rerauaalon with a club
doec not belong to the ministerial pro
frailon. WnshlnRton Herald: The struggle be
tween religion and tho popular modern
amuicments was a draw In New Jeraey
or Sunday. A pastor In Irvlngton enter
tained a. large congregation with a ser
mon on "Tho CotirUhlp of Itebecca," illus
trated with "living moving pictures,"
while at Atlantic City, whore the authori
ties ordered that only sacred music be
played In an effort to discourage tan
going on tho beach, the bathers found no
difficulty In adjusting the new steps to
"Onward, Christian Soldier" and "Ixsnd.
People and Events
STORIES IN FIGURES.
TOLD IN FIGURES.
New Tork City has 29,000 publlo school
Fires In tho United States cost over .'j00
There nro M.000 motion plcturo theaters
In tho United States.
Missouri's 91,461 trade unionists last year
drew JSB.019.SS5 In wages.
Over 2,000,000 persons were employed In
taking the recent census In India.
Oilstones produced last year In the
United States were valued at $207,352.
Bcundor In 1913 exported Panama hats
valued at SIS9.0U to the United States.
In the fall of 1913 the organlted garment
workers In Now York numbered 126,623.
The United States In 1913 Imported
pounds of coffee, valued at $106,000.-
OT the 6,0.10,000 people In London more
than 3CO.000 are In a chronic state of pov
erty. Montana's 1913 metals production was
valued at 11,900.54, compared to JM.T51,6U
The United States has more than 6.0CO.000
factory employes and 1.G0O.MO railroad em
ploys. Fifteen hundred persons are killed and
tWO are annually Injured as a result of
fires In the United States.
The foreign trade of Russia In 1913 along
the European Black sea and Caucasian
frontiers and with Finland amounted to
1..S4,0X as agalnn $l,S.r,0CO In 1912.
The most Important fur soles In London
are held la the pring. At the recent
sale the stock was larger than usual,
chiefly because the next most Important
continental country Imported le than Its j
customary supply, in JUi, u is ciuroura
that between ,5, aad H.003.OD tkltur
c C. Copley ef Greeley. Cote . Is the
happy papa of twenty-two chltdren
The. estate of Sir Julius Wernher. the
Jkrath African mine operator. Is valued at
Secretary of the Interior Lane cele
brated his fiftieth birthday at Washing
ton last week
nobert Mantell will begin his tour of i
the coming season early In Cttober. under
the direction of W. A. Brady.
John H. Clark of Cleveland has been
nominated by President Wilson to be fed
oral district Judge of northern OhWi
Representative William O. Sharp, the
newly wedded ambassador to France, will
sail for Europe the last of this month.
Admiral Dewey wants to learn to tango.
He made the announcement whllo watch
ing tho young folks at Manhattan beach.
Governor Stuart of Virginia received
last week the petition of 70,000 voters ask
ing for an election on statewide prohibi
tion. Tho urn containing the nshs of Lillian
Nordlca were brought to this tountry by
tho singer's husband, 'Georgo W. Young,
on board the Imperator.
Sir James Key Calrd of London has
given 1120,000 to assist In defraying tho
expenses of Sir Ernest Shackleton's pro
posed Antarctic expedition.
Phllo Thomas of La Prairie, Wis., is
wearing a pair of the old style knee-high
variety of shoes which he says he bought
In Janesvllle In tho spring of 1872.
There never was a woman who didn't
like to gamble some way orvanothor. And
there never wns a woman who didn't get
mad If her husband takes a chance.
Dr. Nacgell, profc-or of medicine at
Llego university, commends the practice
of yawning. A good yawn, the Belgian
professor asserts, Is excellent for the
Winston Churchill, first lord of the
British admiralty, held a reception In tho
Houso of Commons for a contingent of
midshipmen from the American battle
Bov, Dr. Paul Mansfield Spencer, pastor
of the Deems Memorial Church or the
Strangers. New York City, has Introduced
an Innovation In pulpit garb. Members
of his congregation gasped when Dr.
Spencer appeared clad In a cream-colored
serge suit, whlto shoes and cream
colored outing shirt
Over t4,".W person live In prvMb-tn
territory In the t'a.'ved states
Denver U to have a Itttnow laboratory
to extract mil rum from carnottte ore.
WoeAtMten t to snve a new surgical
college whh an endowment of JPAV0.
Talc and oar tone product of the
United States last year was valued at
New York city's 111 postal receipts
aggregated 11, WS. 777. an Increase over
1941 ot ta.7t4.SML
It requires 7.CO).OV kilowatt hours of
electricity a year to charge all the eleo
trlc vehicles used In New York City.
WITH THE DEAR ONES,
Mother isternly) Young man. I want to
know Just how serious are your Intentions
tcwanl my daughter.
Daughter's Voice (somewhat agitated)
Mamma! mamma! Ho's not tho onol
Mr. Borem Shall wo talk or dancoT
Miss Weerelgh I'm very tired. Let us
dance. Boston Transcript.
He Be mine and moke mo tho happlcnt
man In the world.
She Sorry, but I wnnt to bo happy my
self. London Opinion.
He I suppose you think I'm a porfeot
She Oh, dear, no: we're none of us per
fect. London Mall.
Sonalnr SUohoook'B jipwupupor nrgun llnds 1
great comfort in the JJew York Wurl'd'e xomirt i
on the Aonntnr and the mntivoa luaplrlng Itlm to
fight the "Wilson nUnilnlBtrutlon, und (juntos
from It a number ot nornpllmoutury rofuvoimoH
to "him. 3t dons not (llsulose the laut, however.
thnt the -report is from "the "Wnrld'B npealnl nor- j
reapondont in Omuhu," und thut the upeaiu nor- i
reapondout Is nn uttuuhe or Rciiutor Hltimunulr'B
newopapor. "JJuff nott!"
An English woman haj obtained a
United States patent tor bunk for ships
so supported as to remain level, no matter
hew much a vefcjeJ rolls.
A Ciicoro woman Is the patentee of a
rboe with an etectric battery in the heel
to supply a mild current to the ankle of
a wesrer to tont up his system.
Recently patented shears for rippinr
rntai tcsrk in the araal -way. but hare
vertical cutting edge that project In op-
pnrtte Alrwtiem trem the anna.
ESprtriraUr peratea machines fer writ
ing mesnapes in cipher node tai far
traniAatlnr sneh messages hare btien In
vented hy a Rusnian nave fficers.
T"lve Tears ef crrxiriiBents in coring bay
'itf ntobra heat with npeclal raachtnery
hove prpvei tlitt tiuch hay is raorenutrf
tieus to coUJe thu.li the sun-cured Und
Bulling 7ons palunted by a Uossbobu
enttp man have the cages tnrnefl lawnrfl
to fnrrn proovrji into Whlah may te in
state!! a handle to lift them from an ovmx.
An (ifleinmU'.r te show Olstoncee
trnverfl by uutnmbbllcr has been in
vented In be uttaohtifl Already to the hub
of a wIh1 without any -extensive pntrliic
Rnnnntly invnmed nanfllot. made nf
metulllo mucneslum and aluminum tor
tiiltlng motion pictures at night project !
thotr Unlit ulmut thlrty-thrte times as Jar 1
ns un nrfltnury uro 3lirht I
To enable tlromon "to work in smoke and
mines a Colorado man has invent nil a tr
vlee to bv attuoliefl to hose nozsles In ,
vhlah water rotates a Ian onO numjw
tresh nlr thniuph tubes into luce siaska.
Autnnmtlr appurutus. which ilgnti an
eleotrlr lump In the nintermuc's oompurt- i
niuut wlion iwory dnor has Imen ulobeO, I
has Iwaii Inventus! Jtir sulwnj irums to
Bovr tlnif. in Riving trulu nturtlnp simials.
Bround cork and a hlndlng material I
hitvo imon Joiroed by a French inventor
into a sever tur lHittler thut Ruards tliem
uHUtnat lirt-Hhapn und keeps their eon
teiits ut c uniform tomiMruturc without
ualug u vunuum
Success In life and at poker often de
pends upon the way a man Is raised.
There are lots of married men who are
not bigamists who have one wlf.j too
A reformer Is a gink who legalizes what
he likes to do and prohibits what other
people like to do.
The reason why a mother knows that
ner son Is going to be a great man is be
cause his father Isn't
If a man got as much salary as he be
lieves he Is worth, his income tax would
be tJOO.ao.O'jO.CW) per year.
Many a married man who comes home
to a pooae, a canary and a flock of gold
fish calls his wife "mother."
A married woman's life becomes so
monotonous that a family moving In or
out on the same street Is a big event
Prire fighters are not the only people
who shake hands before they tun In to
hammer the stuffing out of each other.
When a man hollers that all be wants
li a square deal you can bet that all he
wants 1 about w per cent the best cf It
Before marriage they scorn money be
cause It won't buy lve- But later nn
tiey realize that It takes coin to get a
Don't be a knocker. The
are so oniek to reoernixe the faults ef
outers i because they are exactly Hlte
The reason why women haTeo't any
pockets Is because If ' -v had tnj- pi&ee
to kep their meney might net spend
it lor olethea
The man s never has time to share
at heme eon always find time te wait
arund a barber shop for about thrw
sjuarters ef an hour.
A man can make fifty mistakes a day.
and that is all right But if his wife for
gets to send one of his oetlart to the
It unary he get mut all ever.
The olS-fashiened man whs usod to be
lleve the wrestling game was a fake new
has a son who dots the catcb-os-catcb-can
tango ovury night in the year
Women are not a careless as you meyJ
imagine. Tou may have noticed that the
very stout one and the very thin ones
always wear op&aur pettiooata. They ore
not anxious to advertise. Cincinnati En
"I m selling a book on beauty, mum,"
ho began, "but realty I fear you do not
need such an article. '
"Never mind," said tho woman, with n
pleased smllo. "I'll take one, anyhow."
"Now, then. Cousin Emma, let me glvo
you a bit off the breast."
"Yes, please, I should like to tnato that,
for In my young days they always gave it
to tho grownups, and now they keep It fur
the children, so l'vo always missed It."
She Don't you think we would better
go back through England again on tho
He But wo did England.
"I know It. Hut since we wor there
think of nil tho lovely new ruins the suf
ragettes have made." Life.
Little Johnny Mrs. Tnlkcmdown paid
you a big compliment today.
Mother Did she really? Well, there's
no denying that woman has setmo. What
did :he say?
Little Johnny She said she didn't sen
how you enme to have such a nice llttlo
boy as I was. Hartford Times.
"Are you going to Europo soon," asked
one New York girl.
"No," replied the other.
"Now that pa Is out of local politics and
high finance, I don't think weMl havo to
go to Europe so often." Washington Star.
He (meditatively feeling the lower por
tion of his face) Tho Jawbone Is a funny
thing. Isn't It?
She Yes; and to think Samson slew so
many Philistines with one of them!
Polly When they came back from their
wedding trip ho had Just 12.60 In his
Peggy The Btlngy thing. Boston Tran
Luclne French In the Outlook.
Why can't I see the wind?
I see the sky.
I see the star.
I can see the fire.
And the green ocean
Far as to the sky;
Why can't I see the wind?
I do not know
Tho wind is
I do not know
Run now, and play.
Why can't I see my thoughts?
Like birds tbey fly,
1 fel Uietn go;
I am the cage.
They are wild birds
lleachtag to the skyl
Why eaa't I see my thoughts?
I do net knew
Oar thwtrhte art
3 eo 5t knew
&&a iw. ami pity.
Why ean J not see Cod?
I ean see ytm.
Ana tuther dear:
I sua t.ee peeiSe
All passing by;
Why an J nwt tee God?
1 do not know
Cc1 God It
Dear. 3 do not know
Run no, ani pley
AROUFD THE CITIES.
Omaha linhnruluUA -who huve beon onturinln
ing the Tol Jed flokol tmiriiumairt have u rlamt
to be proud or tholr nuoHtr,, und the vlBttorn mrt
propnrly eonipllnumting their hiwt. It would
be doslrulile to have Jioro Btiah owubIoih., not
only on the purt or our people at Hohumlnu iu
tlvlty, but nlso those nt other liRtionulUliin that
help mukn tip the nubRUuitlal ulumentE uf our
Clutter county dumoaruta In their nnvontlou j
command "Soumnr Illtuhsoak, who bus Rtuort Uy
the ailmtntntnitlnn In tho mioatment uf tta poll- i
clee 'Into law." BvldoutVy snnio sly humorist I
got nn tho TesolutlonR aanimttteu.
That 3t. "Louie millionaire who yiUbllaly pro
claims his ballot lu lyueh luw without a solar
lino evidently has puld a good deal nt attention
to the delays of enura and the wipremnaj- nf tho
to be far some time the meat eoukIU uftar mar-
Uet nnywhoro in this aountry. whteh nuKht to
help Omaha notlstubly ba u distribution acute r :
Rt- Ctnuls 'has 10,680 licensed autnmnhlles
llonton's cltr huspltul Is now Co yoare
Seattle has tkC3.D.I0 invested In pub
;wark. K 3., -tomato crop Is seriously
hut hy droHth
Oiyniihif Wuali.. sailed Is have, udnpted
Philadelphia threatens to muter all ally
water U alieh wusUi.
Tuson. Arts.. VMurds nhnw 4,0i auto
registered in the slate
Nushvlllc. Tenn.. sameitmee has tm
yemturee of IK) to IK.
Ualtimore ehlef of vollao auffercd the
tkett at Iw auu -recently.
Qisveiand will etfisiuUy remllatn all
gas wells in the sttr limtu.
IHieMo. Cota.. eitUetie havo beuotit S
autsasHea so fur UiW your
Iflveland retusee U permit police mon
to wear shirt wait la when en duty j
3aytau, O.. is compelled to hue sar
bux in yards, net having other prat
meaHa ef lUsvesal 1
PAlladelpAia is ursd to spend SM0.COJ i
tr a keailtlftiari monument nt the
ltattt af fewtfc lnad street tomtlevard
LttUe liMA Arte is dtsMadhur tn
rusett preaMire trem its water works
system to m-orids btlr tiro sratection .
THE LARGEST POWER FARMING EXH1BI
TION EVER CONDUCTED IN THE "WORLD
WILL BE HE1E AT
Frnts Keb., Aug. 17-22, 1814
r j f urm truuture with powtir
lift Tilowb, wluch liuvt) tttjvtir
before botrn BtJtin on e Dttblio
will be plowed, burrowud. disced und pulverized during the -week.
Matte plane to spend the week n Frwnwnt und wo
Ictssthe tractor und plow bvat udip(et1 loyour farm.
Make. tins A UUSlHtibS ANP VACATlOK TRIP
TWEWTIETK OEWTURY FARMER
O MAH A
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