.HE BEE: OMAHA, SATURDAY, ,1UNE 27, 1914. 8 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOlftTOBD DY EDWARD nOSEVATBR. VICTOR ItOSKWATElt, BDITOR. Tho Boo Publlenlng Company. Proprietor. EES BCILDINQ, FARNAM AND gEVBNTKKNTH. Enterrd at Omaha jostofflee as second-class matter. TERMS OF St'DSCniPTION. 111 carrier By mall per tn0'h- Pr fffiq .;;'.;".'.;;'.;sc"'.;'.;;".;;;; t lTvenfng and Pundav J. Kvenlng without Sunday 2 rr: Sunday Bs only SO) Send notlro of change of address or romptalnts of Irregularity In delivery to Omaha nee, Circulation Department ijally ni1 Sunday. Tally without Sunday.. TtKMITTANCE. nemlt by draft, express or po'la! order. On'y two- cent stamps received In payment or te ao- counts. Personal checks, except on Omaha arwviaiem exchange, not accepted. OFF1CB3. Omaha-The fie Building. Rnnth Omnhn SIS N' utreet Counrll muffs U North Main street. I.incoln-M Little Building. Chicago wl Harst nuiitnnc. . New York-Boom IIW. m nfth avenue. St Louis-KS New Bank of Commerce. Washington 7S6 Fourteenth St.. N. W. OOBRKSl'ONDENCB. Address communications relating to. news anil edi torial matter to Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. MAY CilCCL'IiATIOX. 54,751 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, . Dwlcht Williams, circulation manager of The Bfe Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that average dally circulation for the month of Slay. 1SH. was 64,71. DWIOHT WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to bsforo me this 5th day of June, 1H ROBEllT IIJNTKn. Notary Public Subscribers leaving t'.to city temporarily should have Tlic lice mailed to tlicm. Ad dress tvill be changed ns often as requested. Zacatccas is called tho ''key" to Mexico City. Well, Villa has It stuck '-In' his pocket. All right, Mr. President, bring on your bus iness boom and come along with It as fast as you like. If any Nebraska farmer Is losing sleep these nights It must he from the nolso of tho corn a crowlpg. Tho Black Hand society has not yot boon charged with' exploding those Chicago banks that havo Just collapsed. What tho colonel doubtless means Is that were It not for tho Perkins' cash register, "there wouldn't ho no bull moose party." With Mr. Rrogan and Judgo necjio both in the finals for chief Justlco of tho Nebraska su premo court, the voters will have no chanco to go wrong. A noted ball player has Just married a con gressman's daughter. Rut why shouldn't a congressman's daughter look for further fame and asplro to higher honors? Think hard, If you please, of that fine old (lay a winter or two ago, whon tho wind blow fiercely, tho snow fell fast and tho mercury slid down well below thd zoro inarV. Yet many good Americans hold to tho belief that if the United States doos not havo tho right to run the canal for Itself, Its right to build It unaided would not havo been so -unanimously conceded. , By official decree of tho PostofUco depart ment tho knocking circulars on Omaha's credit, Issued by "tho man with tho hammer," nxo not unmnilable. Now watch him got "out unother circular. Still, wo havo no doubt tho local iron worker Implicated in tho dynamite conspiracy much prefers his pardon to sharing tho unique honors heaped upon hla loss fortunato colloaguos at Kansas City. Several early-return counties show up shrinkages in tho total of property assessed for taxation. The Stato Board of Equalization wllh prooapiy navo an opportunity this timo to de vote somo of Its attention olsowhoro than to Omaha and Douglas county. "Failure Is Biggest of Kind In United States History," bo our amiable democratic content porary Informs us, but at that It does 'ndt got W Vronl PKo "Pace because It misfits with tho l Twmocratic scheme of curing business dopres eion oy solely psychological treatment How fortunato that those Virginia odltoro happened along at tho White House at just that moment, otnorwlsQ ho might avo naa to aouvor that menage for tho coun try to a delegation of doctors, or tooth-pullers, r marie managers, or base ball presidents. IP 1 .. . -i 'j Marvelously Poreslghtcd or Desperately Beoklcis t The address of President Wilson promising tho country tho biggest boom in Its history al most in tho samo breath with the announcement of tho biggest mercantile failure in tho history of the country stamps him as cither marvel' ously forcslghted or desperately reckless as a prophet. All of us have been cngor to make oursolves bollevo with the president that existence of financial depression Is "puroly psychological," and to hopo with him that with the assured procpoct of bountiful crops it will soon pass In dplte of the manifest distrust growing out of threatened democratic legislation. What we would all like to believe, however, If unfortunately born moro of hopo than of experience. The president suggosta that tho revival will come as soon as congress completes administering to business the doso of new free dom which he has prescribed, for only then will buslnoss bo cortain that the treatment Is fln-Ithotl. Whether the diagnosis Is correct or not, It Is plain that the country does not like tho sys tem of treatment. Unless the Improvement is prompt and marked, to avoid tnklng furthor disturbing concoctions, the voters will Impa tiently wait tholr opportunity to call In again tho time-tried advisers and directors on whoso success they can moro confidently rely. Psychology of Keeping Cool. It Is an old truth which Miss Margaret Wil son spooks whon she sayc, "If you wear a smile hot weather doesn't bother you." Jt Is sound an far as It goes, as ovoryono knows who has tiled tho two ways of meeting tho sun's summer gazo, by smiling and frowning. Krot, fume. kick against tho pricks of tho weather which one could not in any wiso affect and ono feels the discomfort all tho moro. The young woman's psychology of keeping cool or, perhaps, wo should say, keeping tol erably comfortable Is Bound; soundor than her distinguished father's psychology of business conditions. If wo nro going In for Bun-Kazlntr. It Is our notion that returning Old Sol's broad, burning smile, good-naturedly, will yield a good deal more, relatively, than trying to grin out of countenanco thin commercial ccllpso that Just now obscures tho muro In tho business sky. Good Use of Warships. A warship may servo no higher purposo than to avert war. Only as monitors of neaco do they Justify tho outlay for their construction and maintenance As a famous American president onco said, "Speak softly, but carry tho big stick." Evldonco of tho effectiveness of this policy comos to hand, If reports bo truo, in tho ponding dispute between Turkey and Greece. Whon Turkey threatened war, Greece lnvostcd In two big American battleships. Now comes tho roport that Turkey is not talking war for the present. Even tho peaco-at-any-cost advo cated ought to approvo of a strong navy If as sured Its exlstonco would servo to ward off hos- tilltles. That may not afford a vivid realiza-" tlon of tho 4i Hi ma to ideal, but nolther docs any thing olse at hand Just now. Of course, tho possibility of a clash between Turkoy and Greece ! not entirely dissipated. Their differences nro based on solid oelf-intor-osts. Emboldened by tho recovery of Adrian oplo, Turkoy longs to got back its groat seaport, Salonlca. Groeco domands tho Aegean Islands, hors by right of history and race. So It re mains to bo soon how far Greece's purchase of modern battleships will serve In behalf of peace. Rome authorities regard' another Balkan out break Imminent. But in tho moantlmo tho world has horo a good object lesson of tho re straining lnfluenco of adoquato war strength. Weak Spot in the Nonpartisan Law. Tho weak spot In our nonpartisan olecllon law seems so far to havo escnpod notice It is tho lack of moana to fill vacancies on tho ticket. In ordinary ejections candidates run a rep resentatives of political parties, and provision Is nindq for supplying tholr places In tho event that they drop out for any reason aftor nomina tion and before election. In tho nonpartisan election, such as provldod for by our Nebraska law, the candidates submit tholr namos In tho primary, endorsed moroly by thoso who sign tholr petitions, and thoso rocolvlng tho highest number of primary votes in doublo tho numbor of offices to bo filled, go on tho regular election ballot. Whore thoro is but one place to bo filled, as this year, for county Judgo,, for district, jndgo, or for chief Justlco, that means that only two names go on the ballot, and tho withdrawal or retirement of either of tne candidates would neceeoaVily Insure tho election of tho one re maining, bocau&o It would be manifestly Im possible for another name to bo written In In stifflclont numbers. Conditions may bo pic tured whore such a contingency would be a pos itive public calamity. We can think of no way to avoid this danger and still presorvo tho non partisan sysUm except by chnnglng tho law either to increase tho numbor nominated or to fill such vacancies automatically with the next nignest candidate In tho primary, LI i In Other Lands BrleX oontribnUons on timsly topics Lnrited. DuBte assume no respcnafWUty fox oplaloaa of correspondents. AH letters sub ject to eonaaasatlra by editor. Villa's Financier. NORTH LOlP, Neb., June 5G.-T0 tho Editor of The Bee: Suddenly Villa ap peared upon the political horlson of Mexico. Havo you ever thought that In moving an army and supplying the samo requires cash? Villa, since his rise and advancement to fame, has spent probably SO.0,0O9. Who Is the Invisible and un known financier? Mexico did. not tut Ish tho money by taxation, because It was Insolvent and without crops. Someone put up the cash to buy guns, ammunition, rations and pay the soldiers. What busi ness can you think of that runs without credit and cash? Did the money come from Uncle Ham? Wo have heard of no. loans from him. What foreign power gavo tho cash? Wo have heard of none. The revolutions of Mexico have gen erally bton financed from Wall street. How many of you would loan Villa a. dollar, thinking he could servo you? We know that lie has had and Is now getting tho cash. Did you over stop to think that some great financial house has been secretly handln out that cash? Do you think that Wall street has become so generous of recent months, as to take pity on the poor Mexicans and civilise them? Would It not bo moro sensible to suppoee that the I5O.000.C00 has been handed out In exchange for certain nat ural resources when Villa conquers the republic? But oven that agreement with Villa would not be worth the paper on which It was written were thers not an assurance thut the United States should O.K. the obligation for the cash. Before the cash went to Villa someone guaran teed tho tervlcen of the government to bind the obligation. Wo talk about saluting the flag at Vera Crut and thereby Involving the death of seventeen boys In honor of the nation. Who believes It? It was a guar anty of Villa's obligation to the unseen financier. The glittering generalities of Judgo Stark elaborated in a democratic paper should fool no one. lie was prob ably requested to do It. On how many occasions have wo heard, "The ox know eth his owner and the nss his master's crib?" Havo you over heard of Standard Oil? They also have it down In Mexico. But, how about dollar diplomacy? Not much dollar diplomacy with you little fellows who Invested down there. But what about the editors who have been so liberal with space to Villa, In adver tising that well known brand of oil? WALTER JOHNSON. Who Pnys the Frrlfflitf BRADSHAW, Neb., Juno K.-To the Editor of Tho Bee: Under the caption "Jones, He Pays the Freight," In today's Bee, gives the groundwork of who pays tho freight a proper setting when it re fers to Mr. Vlttmato Consumer." Of- courso Mr. Consumer pays the freight. The burden Is on his shoulders and there is no law that can bo enacted that will relieve him of that burden. He not only pays the freight; but ho pays the pro ducer; he pays the salary of every clerk: of every traveling salesman, and their traveling expenses; he pays the wages of everj laborer In factory, shop or farm, afid there la no earthly.' tise for tho Jones',, Smiths' and thejr neighbors to get hilarious because the railroads have been stuck for s,ome $12,000,000, be cause they, the consumers, have paid every dollar of the sum already and will nevor get a slnglo cent of It back; and what of these seventeen railroads con cerned In this ruling? Will they not, like Standard Oil company, devise some method whereby they can make It alt back, with Interest, In a few days? yes, "Mr, Ultimate Consumer," you are the fellow that pays tho freight, no matter what your occupation may be. If you are a farmer you consume all the profits and much more of your own products. If you are a trade'sman It Is the same with you, Just as It Is with every other vocation In life. Therefore. you sco how beautifully and pleasantly we all go swimming, or rather, floating down tho River of Time, together, soon to occupy six feet by two of our native soil or that of some foreign land, when our task of consuming will bo at an end, but not till then; no matter whether, on the way, we have consumed much or little, the common heritage of "Earth to earth und dust to dust" Is oura, seon to be forgotten forever. Why do you boast, ye pltlf'il mortal man JOHN B. DRY. Editorial Viewpoint I The Irish Natlomu league of tit's city has elected ths following office,.. i-resiuent, M. D. Gannon i Vic president. M . M O Drlen; treasurer. Miss J. McCartney, financial secretary. IS. V. Morearty. cor-responding- secretary, Moses O'Brien. Bev. Edward O. Fowler of the Eighteenth street If. hodlst church and Ml. ma Andre.., for era! year, a teuoher In the public sehoo's. ware mur- IIIB. Frank Hilt and Rev. c. W. Savidge were t tend ant a The Canfleld house is fctfng vrhaulel j,y g. Jl; H Hark, who recently purchased the rreperty. and will be reopened by Oeoige Canfleld. Mllle Bhea has left with Max Meyer ana brother's jewelry store a beautiful s'lver laurel wrath to bo engraved, which was printed to her ty ths eiti zens of Los Angeles, Policeman Nightingale has rj.ovmd the three which were neien from the Dodge school house Utt week. The sensation of the day Is the sensational trial of ex-Clty Marshal Outfitrlo fr brltxry. In wh'al, the Bmuiera, wno nan to come acre, art' telling all about It. "The Sacred Heart reboot held Its commencement yesterday with appropriate exerelses. the opertt4 The CorowtUfn of the Best." U:ng tho principal feature participated :n by the foitowing young woroens Misses e. t relghton. K- Crelghten. If. Lari mer. B. Jones. E. Bcherp. Sadie Nash. B Davis, M ci. vuur. iutn, j. u rejig. M. PUnphy. U Del strcat Tho special rates whlch the railroada are making for the Panama exposition passengers from oastcrn cities aro sure to tempt thousands to cross tho continent next year. It is up to Omaha to do what Is necessary to tempt them to stop over here either going or returning. Tho beauties of oiirv primary, law are exem plified again by a chameleon candidate who has filed for nomination for congress on four dlffor. ont party ticaeia at one and the somo time. If thero were any moro political parties tho gen tleman would doubtless wear moro labels. To avoid misapprehension, let It be under stood clearly that Sonator Konyon said ho "up- neuv- rresiuont Wilson In his Moxlcan polloy, but ho did not say that ho approved or endorsed tno president's Mexican policy. Those are dif ferent and distinct propositions. The Nebraska editors havo referred the re i port of their committee on taxation to them solves maiviauauy "wjtn jeave to print." At any rate, this actiou Is more polite than merely letting It He on the table. If our foreign policy is "mushy amiability since tho Wilson administration took charge. lone. WUhelm'n. Lowe, Mary Nash. Umrna Crclghton i language to fitly characterize our domestic HcNtrasra, Ida Puadt and Pauline Lowe. 1 policy will command a premium. An Official Statement. NEW YORK. June SO.-To the Editor at tho Bee. Will you kindly give space to this statement Issued under date of May 20; "In spite of denials to the contrary. the suffragettes continue to make ac cusations In public and private that tl nanclat support Is given to this assoclat tlon by the liquor Interests. I wish to make tho following statement: "Ne'ther Mlto Bronson nor any other speaker or organiser sent out by the National Afc soclatton Opposed to Woman Suffrage has ever had salary or expenses paid hy the saloon, liquor or brewing organisa tions or Interests. The expense of sal aries, traveling, office, publicity, publlca- tlocs, postage, and all other expenses are paid by funds raised from private In dividuals, every donor being known to tne. Furthermore, neither the State' As sociation nor the National Association has ever asked or received any financial support or assistance whatever from tne so-cutled liquor Interests." MRS. ARTHUR M. DODOE. Needs Only Plenty of Hope, LliM CRSt-.K. Neb., June 16. To lite Editor of The pee.-Let Wooster alone and ha will convict himself. The struggling man hae grasped the straw; he has discovered one of the attributes of Qod. '"truth." ti Hut don't let him forget that there aro others, among which arc refinement and decency of language. "Verily,"' Jonah has swallowed the whale. K. M. BARNEY, neer nest nej-lln Dereraa-e. Kaiser Wilhelm, to be sure, has adopted teetotal Ism and enjoined It on his sons as well as the stu dents of German unlverslths, with what degree of success we are not prepared to say. The kaiser has gone so far as to tell his people that If they afe to continue the world's profoundest thinkers, to lead In science, they must banish beer. It makes them logy, he says. But evidently the kaiser's crusade Is not complete. Berlin not to mention other cities. towns, villages and hamlets of der faderland still takes Its beer now and then. It consumed 11,000,0X1 gallons of one brew alone last year. One of the largest Berlin breweries Is turning out 22,000,000 gal lons every twelve months and they are not empty ing It In the streets. Many taverns have six brews of beer on their list. But there are some twenty va rieties In all. By this statistical review It must not be gathered that drunkenness Is common In Berlin. It Is not. Beer drinking in Germany Is not and never was synonymous with or closely related to drunken ness. But now, here Is another bit of beer gossip and It makes the old citizens Just a little melancholy to contemplate- It; Wolesbler, of which Berlin con sumes 11,030,000 gallons annually, Is little used In Ger many outside of Berlin, where once, as the real Ber lin article, It reigned supreme. But Munich and other brewers are getting In their work of competition and In that c'ty and elsewhere waiters have become so nonchalant of one's preferences as often to forget to ask him what brew ne will have; simply setting down a mug of beer as ho pleases. Where Society Mres In Hats. Our friends, the Britons, have hit upon a new and novel fad. which may be expected soon to catch on in America, whose smart set scemsJust smart enough to keep close on the trail of some Europeans. Tbls fad Is for society folk to buy and occupy cottages of the poor. They tako the humble hut as It Is per haps some peasant has been evicted from It spruce It up a bit, but not so as to remove Its rustic ap pearance, convert a potato patch Into an orchard, plant a few bulbs about and nestle down. Horace It was who said something about pale death with Im partial knocking "at the hut of the poor and the palaces of kings." Now, one might think that this fad were a fine thing for the poor; that with the proceeds derived from the sale the poor might go and build a better house. No such Impartiality. Often It Is death of a different kind than mortal to htm. Commodious homes are not being built for evicted tonants. No, It's only a fad for tho rich ones, who are kept 'busy finding enough fads to go round. Europe In the Grip of Fund Problem. All Europe Is feeling the acute pains of the prob lem of food and Its cost, but Just now there Is much agitation oyer England's situation In particular. Lo cally, the anxiety revolves around the failure of somo crops this spring. Meat, both cattle and pigs they do not say hogs In England-continues to rise. The English farmer Is turning his mind toward the feasi bility of going in more for live stock raising. He sees a great future In this, especially with the meat sup ply at home and in the Argentine diminishing In comparison with the demand. He see. Japan eating moro meat than over, and, being the good friend and ally of J. Bull, buying much of his meat from England. Ho feels sure It will pay him to finish up a steer or two every season, you know. Here Is an Interesting thing to note In connection with England s farm situation. Many 'of the farmers are not raising much hay because of the growing multiplicity of au tomobiles, which don't consume a vast amount ot hay. Never thought of that? Industrial England as well as other Industrial countries of Continental Europe have, however, to look more and more toward tho pastoral countries for their food supplies and where mora than the United States? But, alas, the United States Is disappointing them Just now, for though still somewhat of a world's bread basket. It has lapsed relatively In Its labor of feeding all lands, Hen. Hep, the Boys Are M urchin sr. Sure. Ireland la nuiiaing up its army, xne insn volunteers of the south and west now number 60,000, and have been duly recognized by the Ancient Order ot Hibernians. They are looking further for official recognition by the nationalist parliamentary party In England, which to all practical purposes Is now at hand. Joseph Devlin was supposed to be the original "good angel," so far as Inspiration goes, of this move ment, but now It is said that this assumption lacks warrant entirely; that the volunteer movement arose absolutely from a circle of obscure patriots, who had no connection with any political or public organisa tion, This new army, as we say, now numbers 60,000 and Is steadily growing. It Is as yet nowhere near as largo as the Ulster Volunteers, but It Is already formidable. The Irishman of South and West Ireland Is admittedly a soldierly fellow. And under the stress of present conditions he does not lack for the fervor or patriotism. The Awakening; of India. Even though It be admitted that England has at last succeeded In Its prolonged attempt to rouse India from its age-old sleep of Ignorance and super stition to a sense of national being, on the face of returns the completion of the task Is yet far off. For England has only thus far got India to see this much, that though it deslro national power and au thority, It knows of no better means of conquest than by assassination. India's eyes may be said only to have been barely opened. The vision of real modern government la a thing fctlll of the futuro with it. enveloped as yet In the mists or a mirage it wots not of. And what wonder, considering the ancient conditions and then those Imposed under tho British rule In India, which calls for no comment here. It would be strange, indeed, to Imagine that the Hindu or Mohammedan, the abject slave at best to caste. could get any coherent idea or nationality tnrougn his experiences to date. Europe U talking a good deal of "India's smoldering revolt," and charges It up largely to the "Indian terrorists," who pursue anarchy In Us most violent form under foreign In spiration. And there the theorizing stops, for It would be Indelicate to attempt to fix tne responsiDiiity tor this Inspiration on any particular foreign country or people. Washington Post! "Man of the hour" I said to be needed In the Mexican policy. The idea! What we want Is a combina tion of Methuselah and Job. New Kork World: The report that they are using poker chips for currency at Tanplco needs confirmation. Thero are no United States troops at1 Tamplco. Philadelphia Inquirer: Mr. Wilson, we understand, Is to answer Roosevelt In the fall. If he will take a little advice he'll follow a well known warning and "do It now," Houston Post: Another advantago ot the climate is that during the next three months there Is not one chance In 10,000 for a visitor In Houston to be frozen to death. Boston Transcript: After Secretary Daniels has had his way and purchased the bunting for American flags in Great Britain, where will he have them made. In Germany or Japan? Louisville Courier-Journal: An Iron puddlcr In Pottstown, Pa., who Is 40 and whose wife Is 88, has eighteen children. By the time he Is fifty or sixty his family will be large enough to force upon his attention the cost of living. Philadelphia Ledger: The Income tax collector's beat Joke Is his Insistence that the man who Is discovered with an in come large enough to assess a tax against must havo his check certified If he pays that debt In the ordinary way. Philadelphia Public Ledger: Secretary McAdoo will put an army of sleuths to work to discover where the Income Is, but they will probably only find where It Isn't. A psychological Income cannot be made to pay anything but a psychological tax, and that's nothing. SUNNY OEMS. ' Do you think you wilt be able to keep me out of Jail?" he asked after he had made a full confession to his lawyer. "I may not be able to do that, but I can make the state spend a lot of money In putting you there'-Chicago Herald. "Did you find anything In that house-?" asked the footpad. "Nothing worth while." answered the burglar. "But It s bad luck to come away empty-handed, so I brought along the watchdog and a lot of burglar-alarm ap paratus. Washington Star. Hemmandhaw Is there any way to make the women dress decently? Mrs. Hemmandhaw Certainly there Is. "Wll, what Is It?" "Kill off the men." Youngstown Tele-, gTam. THE CRADLE ROLL. A million babes on the cradle roll Think of it. think of It, Oh my soul! Thtnk of the love and the tendor care That have nurtured those sweet chili blossoms there: Think of the love in those million eyes Nor 4oubt that this world may be para disc. Millions of cradles beneath the moon Are rocked and swayed by the winds of June: TMnk of the millions of fledglings there Nursed snd cuardod with constant care: Think ot the mother love patient and wise Nor doubt there's a heaven beneath the skies. Millions of cradles on bush and tree Think of the' beauty for you and me That bursts each year into radiant bloom Filling the air with sweet perfume: Think of ttw love that gave them birth, Nor doubt that God still controls the earth. Millions of babes on the cradle roll, Babes and birds and buds all told; Each one a miracle of love, A foretaste on earth of the life above; And with such things near us who dare say That heaven is ever far away. , -BAYOLL NE TRELE. Twice Told Tales Reason or Golnir, SIott. New York World. 8ues canal shareholders complained bo catiBe their usual 33 per cent dividend was not bigger. The competition of the Panama canal was suggested a, a rea son for going slow. The world geography ot commerce Is about to be changed. Int It Anrfolf Tjoultvllle Courier-Journal, -The proposition to compel men ot wealth associated with the New Haven to make restitution to stockholders suggests a pre cedent that will causa complications la the finance ot the future. Grammatical Error. Little Wendtll Holmes Emerson of Boston, was resting sedately with his book In the park shortly after u picnic dinner. He had eaten too much. Hi knew perfectly well he had eaten too much and he was very much surprised and shocked at himself. He prayed fervently that no one would notice his condition. Just then a kindly old lady appeared and sat down beside him. "Ah." thought Wendell, "I have sadly Injured hor esthetic fccnslbllltles." By this time the kind old lady was firmly .settled. "My little boy," said she, "are you over eight?' It was wonderful to see how the young Mr. Emer son recovered his dignity. That a woman with such outlandish grammar should dare to criticise him was unbelievable. "No, madam," said he. proudly, 1 have overeaten!" National Monthly. All for Johnny. Mrs. Brigga is so good-looking that Mr. Brlggs seldom finds It In hla heart to be angry with her. but was really cross when she returned from Florida "I understand,' he said, "that you passed your self off for a widow while you were away, How about It?" She admitted It. . "You ought to be ashamed of yourself." said Brlggs. "but I suppose you are not." "Ot course I am not," said Mrs. Brlggs serenely "I only did It on Johnny's account I wanted him to have a good time, and he had IL You have no Idea how kind all the man were to him. N. Y Times i K ju rasaii, mm- n New advertisers pariicTolariy, need to get atten tlon. People, are mere agC ts TotMaBtter &a ad with a goad exit. Wo knrjrv7 how to make "striking illnatratioiis." Every advertiser Bcmaclays mats OhutraUou. We can save you a great deal at tronole asd expaoae, tee. We hare facilities for making the photographs, drawtaas. cats and electrotypes, an aaaer one roof, and tho teet vorkraaaaaly la town is &u& department. 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During the season you can leave Omaha at 4:10 p. m. today and be in the park at noon tomorrow. $ 241 Round TriP fr011 Omaha Including Rail and Automobiles ttaiaaoof bU,' "0rt- CITY TICKET OFFICE 1502 Farnain Street, Omaha, Neb. Tel. D. 1238. D. 3580. glDMfiTll! 10 B?nuine SId (Bermmt Rouble m '0 J. 1 4