4 THE BEE: OMAHA, MONDAY, JUNE 15, 1914. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED DY EDWARD RQ3KWATBR. VICTOR ROSBWATBR, EDITOR. Tho Bee Publishing Company. Proprietor. PEE BUILDING, f ABNAM AND SEVENTEENTH. Entered at Omaha postofflce na second-class matter. TKIXMS OF BUBSCMITION. By carrier By mall per month. ptr year. xlly and Sunday (&c J6.W Dally without Sunday....' Sc 4 W Evening and Sunday oc Evening without Sunday Xo.... 4.00 Sunday Bee only c 2.0) Send notice ot change of address or complaints of Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation Department. ItEMITTANCK. Itemlt by draft. express or postal order. Only two cent stamp received In payment of small ac counts. J'ersonal checks, except on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. v OFFICES. " Omahn-The Beo Building. Bouth Omaha SB18 N meet. Council Bluffs 14 North Main street I.lncoln-K Little Building-. Chlcatro-eol Hearst Building. New York Boom 11W. 2S Fifth avenue. Rt. Iyjuln-503 New Bank of Commerce. Wahlneton-7a Fourteenth St., N. W. CORRESPONDENCE, Addreis communications relating to news and edi torial matter to Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. MAY CIRCULATION. 54,751 State of Nebraska, County of Douglas, s. Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of The Beo Publishing company, being duly sworn, says that average dally circulation for the month of May, 114. was 64.761. DWIOHT "WILLIAMS, Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to beforo me this 6th day of June, 1914 ROBERT HUNTER, Notary Public. Subscribers leaving tho city temporarily should havo Tho Uco mailed to them. Ad ' dress will bo changed ns often aa requested. Nobody can boat Huorta backing up when ho has to. Time to movo toward protecting grado cross ing death-traps. Tho termination of tho Polk Inquiry means now terminals for the Now Havon. Tho Quootlon, "After Huorta, what?'' Is Almost as troublosomo as ovor. Thus far no militant has tried ,to got ovon with John Bull by jumping off of London brdge. Funny littlo ways eccentrics havo. Hero Is ono In Chicago leaving an estato valued at $12,000,000. ' Now that Nick Longworth'a violin has been stolen, perhaps ho may accustom himself to an after-beat horn. Tho man hardest hit Is usually tho first to yell, "Never touched mo." In other word, "tho hit bird flutters." Rapp-Schumann-Holnk dlvorco enso is dis posed of. Who will furnish tho noxt? Como, Co not keep us waiting. Tho Omaha Commercial- club has ovor,l,GOQ Jnembors. Dy spoedlng up, and kooping a-gotng It may yet ovortako Ak-Sar-Bon. Many of tho happy mediums of llfo go by tho name of clairvoyant, but that ono in California indicted for robbing a "subjoct" of $30,000, is doubtless not now so happy. Domocratlc senators and congressmen want It distinctly understood that they had tholr fingers crossod when thoy adopted tho civil serv ice plank of tho Bnltlniore platform. If "Uncle Adlai" could only como baok to llfo ho would havo somo flno dnmago suits against nowspapers that havo resurrected plcturos of him of tho vintage of his 1802 campaign. Amos Plnchot wants it distinctly understood that if it is necessary to throw Qoorgo W. Per kins out of tho bull mooso party in ordor to en tice tho labor voto of Pennsylvania for Brother Olfford, he io willing and eager to mako tho sacrifice. Secretary of War Garrison Is citing Omaha's tornado oxporlonco as Indicating what a handy man tho army Is to havo around, Slnco all tho" army has been taken away from ua, it is cer tainly providential that no more tornadoes havo been sent. Secretary Bryan smiled when asked as to tho prospect of breaking tho dead-lock ovor Mexico." But these hungry Nebraska democrats aro still tv caring tho scowl that won't como off waiting watchfully for another dead-lock nearer homo to be smashed to smithereens. Tho offulgent sonator from Illinois has de creed that horenftor he shall be known, off!-, dally and otherwise, as merely Hamilton Lewis, dropping tho James. Novor mind so long as ho retains his pink 'uns. tho world shnli cnn. tinue to think of him as tho same old Jlmham- Jowle. 'Ut comhixo rnoAi act: riLcj The Swedish Methodist Episcopal congregation have purchased the Eighteenth tnt M.th.vi.. mi. church with forty-eight feet ot ground on which the ujun.ii now aianas. Mr. and Mrs. W. N. Nason, old resident of Omaha now of San Antonio, are back for n wir-. The Omaha Cricket and Athletic club has leased a portion of the Kountxe traet en Sherman avenue ior ainieuc srounaa io Provide base ball, crlakeU lawn tennis, croauet. nuoitc blow-lino ----- wi.v. AiiifiiaiiKi, Those most actively Interested are.: Captain Sperwer irsjuw. vwiuam anarura, J. li. Howell, W. J. White nouse. uavia Wllkle. Jack Hoye. W. II. LaRyen. N. i-resion. js. n. Bhtrwood. W. Wallace. Bd Leeder John McDonald and Clark Norman, Rsv. James Brand, pastor of College ohursh, Ober lln, O.. occupied the pulpit today of tho First. Cn ereeational church. The dty public library committee has ordered two r.ir sigws put up io aamo strangers of the library location. M. Lee. gross, at Twenty-?oml and Leavn worm, wants to sen a . Wttage and full lot en fcouth Nineteenth street., . The town Is all ages oyer tlie Indictment by the grand Jury of the mayor and city council on bribery Adlai E. Stevenson. The passing of Adal K. Stevensoa closes a picturesque career in American politics, a career that links the old and the new eras. When It Is recalled that his first appeal to the voters was af candidate for proeldentl&l elector In 18C4, and his last as candidate for governor in 190S, and that between tho two ho had run twice for vice pronldent, and been onoo olMted, the untquo place he occupies In our political history is belter understood. At the same tlmo, history will hardly cerdlt him with any high degree of statesmanship. His first national promlnonco came from zealous service as tho political hoadsman in tho Post- office dopartmont under tho first Clovoland ad ministration, nnd ho was tacked on to tho presi dential ticket when Clovoland ran the third time ns a matter of oxpodloncy. Porsonal attachment to Covoland did not provent him from remain ing with his party when It Drynnlzed, and his later nomination for the vice presidency with Bryan was prompted by tho hopo that It would bring hack tho previously nlicnatod Cleveland following. While tho impression gonorally prevails that politics Is tho paco that kills, It Is gratifying to obsorve that "Undo Adlai" went through all the Btorm and stress of our most strenuous porlod to tho ripe old ago that brought him la sight of his eightieth year Our Guess Died A-Bornin'. Tho dosporato Inquiry Is launched by tho Lincoln Star as to what has become of the pot project of the Hon. "MIko" Harrington to dlvldo tho Biiprorno court Into suctions, nnd putting the nrloua sections on wheels to ho carried about over tho state Tho schomo, ns outllnod in the clroular Iottor, was to Initiate a constitutional nmondmont onlarglng the bu promo court, mak ing membership olcctlvo by districts, nnd pro viding for periodical sessions within tho dis tricts. A meotlng of Influential lawyers in sym pathy with tho plan, and ready to got behind It, was to havo boon held In Omaha on Memorial day, but no ono was ablo to locate tho meeting, which presumably fallod to tako placo. Tho Star suggests that possibly one contributing reason Is tho oxporlonco with tho federal court sessions required by law otitsldo of Omaha and Lincoln which It Is said aro "more or less perfunctory af fairs comprsng chofly tho cry of tho bailiff for tho opening of tho court, the announcement for adjournment, and tho rush for tho train." To rollovo Tho Stnr's distress nbout tho Harring ton schomo, wo boldly vonturo tho guess that It died a-born'. Loafers and Unemployed. If. tho nrodictlon of tho Bocrotary of acrlcul-- turo holds good, that within n month thero will bo moro Jobs than men, what shall wo say of tboso men who aro suro to bo found lounging around tholr habitual hnunts of indolenco? For it is folly to say that all men now Idlo will bo at work. Wo may then, got n doarer idea of. tho dlfferenco betwoen an unemployed man nnd a loafer. Socrotary Wllson'e view seomB to bo largoly shared by Qoorgo M. Roynolds, tho grcnt Chi cago bnnker, who Buys that ns soon as tho har vests begin to como In 'on a largo scale tho busi ness pulso will quicken, tho slack in tho ropo will be tnkon up and tho demand for men will becomo insistent. Not all, of course, will bo wanted for tho harvest fields, but look at the whools of Industry waiting on tho reaper for their acceleration. Tho ramifications aro too nuremous to mention. No ncod to arguo that all men out of work, will willingly work If given tho chanco. Wo havo had too many demonstrations to tho con trary not to know bottor than thnt. Yet, no ono Intonds to rofloct on tho honest seeker after a Job. This much, though, should bo mado clear, that every tlmo a howl of calamity goes up about tho immenso numbers of unemployed, such aB wont up last winter, a good deal of tho howl Is a false alarm. Many ot thoso men ns tho gov ernor of Now York proved forming tho head lines In Gotham and olsowhore, weto thero be cause thoy proforrod It to tho task of getting tholr bread by tho swoat of their browB. So when tho npproachlng rojuvonation gots under full headway, possibly wo may havo n chanco to dif ferentiate betwoen merely tho men out of work and tho professional loafers. Proof of the Pudding. Tho prosldont has not boon in a hurry for tho adjournment of congress. Ho has his rea sons and somo of them aro that ho desires his legislative program completed before tho fall oloctlons. Perhaps ho Is not insensible, also to tho fact that his party faces a grave situation at tho polls in Novombor. Thero it must rondor an accounting of Its stewardship, and tho first thing the people will bo insistent on knowing is tho effect of tho noW tnrlff law on tho cost of living. What will tho nnawor bo? If any demo cratic loador in or out of congross has thus far bo much ns attempted to show that tho WilBon Underwood tariff has afforded any material ro- liof as to high prices, it has escaped us. Yet very definite and explicit plodgos wore mndo. Tho consumer was assured that under a domo ciatlo tariff ho would be freed from oppressive conditions and oxcessivo price, Tho consumer knows whether ho has realized on this assur nnco or not. He knows that in many lnstnncos his cost of living, instoad of diminishing, has increased. The producer on tho farm, on tho other hand, knows thnt he has suffered somo reduction In commodity prices which ho has had for salo. Just how democracy expects to moot this situation and to obtain re-endorsement at tho polls, this fall we are at a loss to'undorstand. - Only a little over two woeks moro to got in itiative petitions under tho wire for tho coming election iu Nebraska. Tho zoal of our numer ous law-propagating patriots does not seem oqual to tho task of procuring the neoessary sig natures to lot; tho peoplo rulo without waiting for the aid or consent of any loglslaturo on earth. Please note-that our domoorktlc United States senator whoso voto helped adopt tho Bal timore platform, including the plauk for toll exemption for cooatwiso shipping, votes for ro peal andropudiation of his platform plodgo, What's a campaign promise between friends, anyway? a. Brief contributions on timely topics Invited. TbeSse assumes no responsibility for opinions of correspondents. AU letters sub ject to condensation by oditor. Goes "Met" One Better. BUR WELL, Neb., June 14,-To the Editor of Tho Bee: I ran out of writing paper, but I go him one better. Who? Well, sure, Metcalfe. Ha wants to be re elected If tho taxpayers want him, but I am 6i years old and I want to be govornor for my lifetime If the taxpayers want me and are satisfied with my ad ministration. I hope .taxpayers have their wool pulled off of their eyes," and vote the republican ticket, whether It is for me or for my republican opponent. JOHN CEPLECHA. Women StUI After Lindner. DBNVISR, Colo., June IS. To tho Edi tor of The Bee: Some months ago th Woman's Protectlvo leagrue called atten tion to tho unlawful practice of the Don ver Juvenllo court In virtually protect ing' men confessing- or convicted of crimes against girl children. These statements were supported by verified transcripts of the official rec ords of tho juvenile court Itself. But so shameful was the state of af fairs disclosed that Denver and the rest of tho country found It hard to believe, especially slnco Judge Ltndsey has long trained the public to bellcvo In his devo tion to children and that anyone who criticises the Juvenile court dors so from some selfish or sinister motive. The disclosures of tho Woman's Pro tective lengue, however, raised doubts and set people to thinking and Investi gating somothlng they never did before. Tills, together with his recent shock ingly falso statements In the east about strike conditions In Colorado, havo at last aroused our people to his real char acter and that of his Juvenllo court. The Woman's Protective league, there fore, desires to call your attention again to Its charges nnd its efforts to expose this man begun about a year ago, and to predict his speedy elimination from tho publlo life ot Colorado. ( O. MART ELIZABETH BATES. Secretary. Snfety First. FREMONT. Neb., Juno k-To the Editor of Tho Bee; Discussing the fatal automobile nccldent Into Omaha, I have mado this road 100 times or moro and It Is ono of the most dangerous crossings I havo over experienced. It is Just at a bend from tho west and If you take extra precaution and walk to see It track Is clear with your car stopped, by the time you ara back again nnd have your en gine started, It takes a few minutes, and then the car Is baroly going, with the result that these few minutes allow am plo tlmo for one of the fast trains to round thn curve and meet you. There Is absolutely no precaution that can be taken with assured safety with the con ditions as they are. My suggestion and only preventative Is to compel the railroad companies to cut tho banks down back, nay 10) feet, and If necessary more, and In doing this It will glvo tho auto man n clear view both up' and down tho track for a mite to the south nnd almost half a mile to the north. This Is not such an expensive matter and certainly Is a safeguard to the publlo and tho railroad company and with tho railroad companies' Blogan of "Safety First" I cannot understand why these principles have not been applied beforo In this case. In this connection, I note there are so many nf these crossings with these high embankments and I feel that our rail road commission should compol the rail road companies to lower these all over the state wherever they aro and you will have few accidents of this sort. 1 do not write this as a letter to be printed In your columns, but feci that as a person you should tako it up and agitate It as it Is certainly for the good of the public and safety to all concerned. O. II. A (.rrnt Disappointment. OMAHA, June H-To tho Editor of The Bee: It Is now eight months since the now tariff wont Into effect and there Is absolutely no reduction In the cost of living. Tho economic doctors havo treated symptoms and not tho real disease. Monopoly can hold up the people as well under free trado as under high tariff. Jn spite of tho JUrolutlon of trusts, the cost of their goods remains the same. Competition in trade Is as effectually suspended as when the trusts were in flower. Tho "Gentlemen's Agreement" Is ns effectual aa the formal trust, but abso lutely Immune to the Sherman law. Mo nopoly cannot be controlled by direct leg islation. The organized trust may be abolished, but the real trust remains, un der the simple form of a "Gentlemen's Agreement," which today controls and will continue to do so till the consumers organlio In their own defense as tho laborers have done. It Is Impossible to uncover a secret pact and, worse still, such past is not morally wrong. It two or more men agree to sell goods at the same price, It Is nobody's business, but their own, but that the publlo should b obliged to patronise them, Is a crime which the government Is bound to prevent. The parcels post killed express extortion and tho interstate railroad commission killed railroad extortion. Similar reme dies must be applied to all othrr forms ot extortion, before tho consumer can ex pect substantial relief. Tho simplest method ot killing extortion would be to refuse to buy except at a fixed and reasonable price, but the public Is too groat and discordant u body to be organized for that purpose. The govern ment must either furnish the goods or appoint a commission to fir the price. In Switzerland, for many years the government sold flour whenever tho deal era ran up the price beyond a reasonable rate. Several mayors have furnished fuel and food for cities In the clutch of com' bines, and tho si'me thing may be done on a larger scale. Why should We riot have a price food as well as a pure food commission? Why should we not have a manufactur ers' and Importers- as well as a railroad commission? It I he government has the right to fix freight rates and fare, why not tho right to fix the prices as well aa ttut freight on the goods? Tariff and monopoly legislation is no remedy for high prices. Let us have commissions on all lines ot Industry In stead ot to. Give to these the power to tlx price just to the consumers and ts the producers, and let the courts stand behind these commissions to see that jus tlce Is done. Just as they now do with the railway and pure food commissions. D. C JOHN. War's Ravages in Mexico Ruin of the Country from Tampico to the Border. THESE GIRLS OF OURS. flavor BvPDwhcrf. A correspondent of the New York Sun. who trav eled overland from Tampico to tho Texas border, re ports the country devastated by war. The extreme northeastern portion of Mexico, he reports. Is In far better condltln than Is the part where the federals wero until recently In control, but waa has played havoc with every farming nnd business enterprise. Nowhere did I see things being produced and business everywhere was either at a standstill or suffering severely from the setback It received. Around Tampico I found that many dead federals were left where they had fallen. Their bodies days after fighting were still unburled. A close Investigation of both federal and rebel posi tions as thoy were on "the date of tho battlo of Tam pico shows that tho federals had heavier guns nnd wero better fortified than were the rebels, so I can account fo the evacuation of the place by the federals only by the fact that they wero out of ammunition. Had they received supplies early enough at Panuco they neVcr would have been routed from that position. It was splendidly fortified, located on a high, almost Inaccessible ridgo nnd commanding territory on every sle for miles around. Tho guns of tho federal artillery ae for better than those of the rebels. They Include many modern large field pieces of enormous power and several of the latest typo French machine guns. IlrbeJ Artillery Old. I saw tho rebels loading thel rartlllcry on flat cars to go to Tampico, and tholr field pieces were old and In bad order, mostly of the late 6f 1K. Looking down the barrels I saw they were pitted and rusty ahd on two of them tho breech locks had been torn away nnd substitutes of rough Iron fitted In their places. Thoso field pieces that have been abandoned by the federals aro of no use to tho rebels, as they cannot get proper ammunition and projectiles. From Tampico to Monterey and from Monterey to Matamoras I rodo In open cars with rough wooden seats roughly fitted into them. On all that long route I met but three Americans, two of them between Monterey and Matamoras. The other traveled with mo from Tampico to Monterey, going there to give aid to the rebel garrisons. He Is an expert gun ma chinist, who formerly served In tho United States field artillery. It would be Impossible for hostile troops to come Into that section from Monterey to Matamoras If the rebels knew of tholr coming, for the only- route that , can be traversed lies along- smooth, level valleys be tween two ranges ot steep hills, where kuvs could be planted and troops placed In the most advantageous position. Everywhere around Monterey there Is still Intense excltoment over the happenings of the last few weeks and everywhero among tho poorer classes there Is manifested Intense hatred of all English speaking races. Many times I was taken for an American and openly Insulted and abused. Twice I was temporarily held prisoner and released only after showing' that 1 was a British subject. Once during- my trip I paid a petty sum to a petty officer of tho rebels for my re lease after his soldiers had dragged me to his tent. This was at Monterey, but ordinarily fine order Is maintained around all rebel camps. "He seems determined to kiss me," re marked the girl who was fishing for a Compliment. "I wonder why." Hard to tell." said the other girl. "This Is the season for freak bets." Iiulsvllle Courier-Journal. "Your husband looks worried," said one woman. , "He Isn't, really," replied the other. "He Is merely trying to remember a lot of things, none of which 1 of tho slight est importance." Washington Star. 'Tell me about your aunt, old Mrs. Blank. She must be rather feeblo now." "We burled her last year," said the other, ' Burled her? Dear me! Is the old lady deed?" "Yes; that's why we burled her," was tho response. London Tlt-Blts. Shf-Oh, Percy. I'm afraid we'll be late: we'v been waiting so long" for my mother. He Hours. Jennie. She Ours? Oh, Percy, this Is so sud den! Philadelphia Leader. She I don't see why I ever married you. He Oh, you were glad enough to get anybody, I guess. You were no young bird when I married you. She No. but considering what I got, I was an early bird. Boston Transcript. A prominent man called to condole with a lady nn the denth of her htisbnnd, and concluded oy saying, 'Did he leave you much.7" , "Nearly every night," was the reply. National Monthly. Iatty Jack and I have been engaged for two years, nnd I think It's tlmo we wero getting married. Poggy Oh. I don't know, dear. If you really love him you'll let him be happy for a little while longer. Chicago News. Margaret How does your friend Mrs. Brown stand on the suffrage question? Anna She's doing picket duty. Margaret Doing picket duty what, for suffrage? Annn Oh. no: she's on the fence. Christian Beglster. "Beautiful nurse you have?" "Is she'" murmured the patient feebly. "I hadn't noticed." "Great Scott, old man, I had no Idea you wero bo sick." Cincinnati Enquirer. Ah! my friend." iald the man who was fond of mornlirlnc. "It Is true that we can really accomplish nothing unt'l the crooked has been made straight - I "Of course, 1nterriipTn i tie man iimm leua ciotn-s. you exceiji romii"" Catholic Standard and Time. Committee Chairman-How does the organisation of which you ara a Wreutor make nil Its money? Millionaire Witness-! have no oxnet knowledge of the details, but It Is an altogether different process from the ne they use at the mint. Baltimore Ameri can. A PERFECT DAY. Ninette M. Lownter in Springfield Re publican. Oh, I have known a splendid, perfect, dnyl I raw tho sun rise from his otmern I felt his level radiance round me shod, And paw the diamond dewdrops fade away. I felt the velvet turf beneath my feet: I kissed white lilies, with the night damp wet: . . . t in.i.. raA rn.r hv the bees beset, And from the circluln- trees heard bird notos sweet. , Noon came. From high the Bun sent down his fire. ... ,., A goldon warmth, filling each vein with The wind and waves forstot their age long strife, And all earth knew fulfillment of desire. The perfect dav came to a ve";? c'0;; Behind the irecs tho red light died a Wai" , , , , ' Grent moths llko flowers circled . In chase and play, And from the cast tho waiting moon arose. j Then suddenly the stars were In tho sky; Worlds sot In the Immensity of space Turned to our earth a glory-llghtea And rank on rank they circled slowly by. I hoard the hylas' shrill Incessant note. The chanting night bird's melancholy strain; , , 1 saw the lonelv road across the plain Wind on to tho hoilzon dim, remote. No dark cloud dimmed tho sun's tri umphant way. No storm obscured tho beauty of tho nlgM; Long hours I drank In bliss ot sound and Bight; O, I hnvo known a glorious, perfect day! Travelers Must Hnve Gold. No matter who you are or which way you wish to go In Mexico today or in what section you may hap pen to be, there Is nothing but gold that can take you and insure your safety. Wherever I wanted my bag gage tansferred from one train to another or wanted one of the rough seats In tho flat cars I had to bribe liberally or pay some petty ratload or rebel official tor the privilege of moving about. While conditions are better further north toward Matamoras, the scarcity ot food makes traveling even moro expensive. The exchange rato on Mexican money gets better all the way up, however, gradually getting to where it is four pesos for a dollar, with 20 per cent additional on tho silver money of Mexico and 15 per cent on tho currency of either rebels or federals,. Around Monterey tho relvl nnd federal cur rency are of exactly equal value. At Tampico the federal currency 1 moro valuable than the rebel, and at Matamoras tho opposite Is true. I was stopped at Victoria, capital of Tamaulipas, and held two days until I could establish my Identity by tho credentials I carried an through an influential British subject that I mot there. In all sections the Mexicans take tho attitude that America Is going to dictate to them how they shall manage not o nly their business, but also their do mestic affairs. They resent this more than the mere fact that tho United States Is likely to take possession of their land and establlshe over It a military pro tectorate. Among tho higher classes sjid more Intelligent na tives there ,1a a strong sentiment for Intervention. They maintain that the trouble may apparently bo settled, as It was when Madero gained the presidency, but that It will never be definitely brought to an end until this country takes it In charge and keeps charge long enough to establish schools and give to the peons at least a rudimentary education. The fact that all the land of Mexico Is held by some SoO families Is a significant feature, for those who are not landholders are many millions more than tho owners and naturally ara dissatisfied. Their poverty and lack ot education has made bandits and an achlsts of most of them. Hardships they have been forced for years to endure on account of the land owning class and have turned tholr minds back into savage channels. Change Your Latitude GO NORTH to keep cool. Spend the summer at Minnesota's lakes and woods, where the average temperature is from 8 to 12 degrees cooler than in Nebraska and where hay fever is practically unknown. There are ten thousand charted lakes in Min nesota, with timbered shores and ranging from big fashionable resorts with palatial hotels to quiet, out-of-the-crowd places, where fashions and conventions needn't worry you. In Minnesota you can bathe, canoe, motorboat, sail, golf, and such fishing! 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Dr. Eliot thinks three poems every child should know are "The Village Blacksmith," oy Longfellow; "Abou Ben Adhem," by Leigh Hunt, and "To a Waterfowl." by Bryant; to this might be added the second verso of "Amorlca" aa well as the first. "Certified babies" for adoption, offered by the Chi cago morals court, proved such a popular brand that the available stock was exhausted in less than a week, and Judge Goodnow was obliged to restrict the demand by insisting on certified parents. With each baby goes not a pedigree certificate, but a chart show ing Its mental traits and possibilities as mapped out by the municipal psychopathic laboratory. Holding a S-year-old child in his teeth by her dress, Stcphano Orcein, at Beading, Pa., bore her to a place of safety from the high bridge ot the slag dump ot the oU Empire furnace, while a gaping crowd watched the rccue 1W feet below. The child had crawled out on the bridge and clung there seemingly paralysed with fear. Colored pooplo own 3,753 farms and other real prop erty In Missouri to the value ot f!7,?S,7ta In South Carolina there are 25,000 more colored than white chil dren enrolled in the public schools. All through tho south there ts a marked movement toward the division of great plantations Into small farms, the most of which negroes acquire as tenants or eventually as owners. , A woman In Boston married a man after waiting for him fifty years. Which gives renewed fore to the old adstre. "While there is life, there is hope." In tearing down a building tn Alton, 111., recently a tightly closed glass jar was found containing- a quart of dried corn. Although the corn Is known to be at least seventy-five years old, it seems well preserved and will be planted this month. LOW RATE CIRCUIT M TO NEW YORK and RE Delightful vacation tours with diverse routes, in terspersed with lake, river and ocean trips, relieving the monotony of an all-rail journey. 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