-xIE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, JTNE5, 1914. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD RQ8RWATER. VICTOR ROSEWATEH, EDITOR. The Dee Publishing Conipany, Proprietor. PER BUILDING, FAB.NAM AND BKVKNTEKNTH. Enterrd at Omhha postofflee as seeond-claas matter. TE11MS OP SUB8CMPTION. Br carrier By mull Per month. r-r yer. Dally and Punday rt Dally without Sunday....... .. ,.....) J lvvening IM JMnvav .--c ,S Evening without Sunday...; ......Sk) 4.00 Sunday Ben only a i.o 4 Send notice of charge of eddres or eomDtalnt of irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bee, Circulation i -PtParunect J nEMlTTANCB. " ,5 Remit by draft, exrress or posts' order. Only two. f rent Mamtis received In payment of small ac f count. I'erfonal ctc. except on 'Omaha and eastern ! exchange, not accepted. 07FICE3 Omaha-The Bee BriUcInc J Fouth Omaha S3II N street Council Bluff I II NVrth Main ftreit. i I.lncolrt-M Little Building. Chleaso-WH lOarst nui -Jin. New York Boom lifts JS fifth avenue. Ft. foujr-f0 Vfw funlt f rnitimprre. Washlnr,ton-T Frtirtetmh St.. N. W. ' I'nrtUFf I'ONDBNCB. . Address rommun"'atlTs relelln? to news and tdl . torlal matter to Omaha Bee, Editorial Department. AINU I. ClItCUtiATlOX i 58,448 ; Etate of Nebraska County if Duuslns. . , Dwtght Vllllnme id ciilHtlun manager of The Be , Publishing company bung -.lUly ewurn. y. thl ' average dally (IrrtiUtlon for the month ot April tH. was RM OWIOHT WILLIAMS nrniiatlnn Manager Subecr'brd n mv pwrnce Hnd sworn lo before me this Sth 4ay c lv "H nOlinrtT lit N'TKB. Notary 'ublle Bnlicrhor Irnvtitc the city tcnipnnirllj ahull M have The Iter mailed tn tlii'itt. All ows will he t-hnnxed a Men its reijucnied. Closer Together. Tho visit to Omaha ot a delegation ot rep resentative Lincoln business mon and the in elusion of Lincoln In the Itinerary of our Omaha Commercial club's auto-excurslon inrlte now ndverslon to the mutual intnreatn of Nebraska's two largo cities. Everybody agrees that tho advantages to both by getting closor together and working together far outweigh any ad vancement tho ono might gain over the other by pursuing a policy of antagonism. The most recent ntrlklng example of that is seen In the outcome of the contost for the regional reserve bank, In which Omaha and Lincoln were ranged as competitors, refusing to pool inaues, with the result that neither received- tho coveted recog nition, which wont to a city in another state j without rightful claim to it. Other Instances j might also be cited where lack of co-operation only reacted to the detriment of both cities and of tho state. Wo realize that flno words butler no pars nips and that to talk about getting together and really to get together are not one and tho snme thing. Tho aloofness of Omaha from Lincoln and of Lincoln from Omaha, howovor, Is un questionably due In largo part to misunder standing, to distrust and suspicion of ono an- other traceable to no particular or definite sourc", which all concerned freely admit lias no Justification except In foolish prejudices handed down from days gono by. More IntMmute ac quaintance, Joint effort to accomplish mutual purposes, social and business lnVirchnngo and, above all, an appreciation by both of tho other's rightful and legitimate field of expansion these will help smooth tho road for Omaha and Lincoln, to got closer togothor and travel to-' gel her, and the turns fewer at which they aro liable to fall apart. What so rnrc an a day In June? Why not arrange to make Hucrta king of Albania? ' Just resting up for the next stunt In the School board tournament. , . V 7 ,r i Congress cannot adjourn any too ajjon Jo tult our Congressman Lobeck. . . Pretty near time to fix up the scaro crows .' tor that old watermelon patch. 1 Let U3 begin now to frame UL for tv still Jgfcfor and sanor Fourth of July. ' ' ' You notice, ot course, that tho call for 32, 000 harvest hands comes from the middle west. "All I want is to bo let alone," says William Rockefeller. And that is all any of 'cm want. My, but thoso political mind renders who Intest our state capital must bo working over time already.. t Thoso MInnosota framo-up lawyors' may bo a little ahead of our Omaha ambulance-chasers, but not much, ' The approach ot vacation tlmo makes Miss .Teacher a much more ondurablo personage to j Young America. ( ' ' " 7, ' ' Ke,ep the 1 frock clrarcd for nroaporlTya ; Don't give It any chance to invent new Excuses f tor riot' speeding up.! " "" A New York Judge rules in ,tho case of a rich baby that It does not need 72,000 a month. That euro Is a lot of pin money. Sure it'o Just merest accident that the at torneys hired by the year by tho client should lnalst on handling "t'.,o defense" for the bribery plot sleuths. Tho well-pleased guect Is a hotel's boaj acset. Every guest who Inscrlbos his narno on the register of Ak-Sar-Uou'c Devils' hotel la u booster forever ntter. Like many another, Carrmia is so hot for peace when ho can't get it that ho Insists on fighting tor It, but whon a, poace proposal la .brought to him' he iloosn't Waut to atop fighting. What are tho vigilant offlcora ot our bar association going to do about tho attempt at perjury, charged by Judge tHoward against cer tain crooked membors ot the honored, profes-ilonT The government Is to. look Into tho aqueco In May corn. As no one was squeezed except the Board of Trade gamblcrr, wo fear the farm ! who raise tho corn will refutso to bocome lted. The fatal accident to a boy playing on one of the municipal swings in a city park should be a reminder to thoso In chat go of these grounds that too much precaution cannot be ' taken to curb tho daring Instinct and safeguard the youn people. . V V 'Ut roMHCM rtat Oe. riCiS" " - The- corncretone of the Third Conircgat.onl church, corner Nlntte-nth and Spruce, wa la.u. TU. txerclrcs li.cjuJcU ieid ng or the acnptu:e Uy Jtev. K B Graham. pit,r of tin Cmtad .VbUr an thurch: 6 Utor:cai adJie. by VV.Uam "Mvrrion. iddreraea y Hovr, Wlllaid Sentt W. J. lUraha, J V. Ilarrti, c W. E.Alut nd a opoiit of" tioou. ments fcy r.av. CitJi&i IMton. pat.r- of tha Church. The I'n'on BaUflM beat the Rock liland by the close acore of 4 to 1. An unplwnant Incident of th. gamo was the htat n and kick ns a.alnt the Um pire i " Thomas, fiaote and family left fpr ChareVea tprlnge. whert ibey w.H atay fer a wnlle far ht tenefit of Mr Vtvolx'a health. Tha Concordia aoc-ety gave a i:ttle aurpr ' f8 llanry Mor at' hit ret deuce, corner Eighteenth anl ijaekoon. ; Charltk Karbach rxJ George Wat ran Bmlth began to tear down trjer rame atjirq on (be WVn elde o( pouglaa belcw Flftttnth. vhh thej will replace by a thrte-atory brclc-bulldlng.' - ". Seaatar Sharon ot California, who has rectntly achieved notoriety by h: Jaw ault with Mlia Hilt paat through the city eattward bound. MIm Snyder, niece or w. 1L Lawton. haa r- ,(untd to Omaha, l(tro. Jhe, wlU probably lojatc femianently. ghe haa aeeted the pojiupn pt ehoriaUr at ' fit liary'a Avenue Congregational touch. The Same Old Bill t ' An Sulzor announces his Intention "again .t'o become a candidate for govc-rnor ot New York with r vlow of onco more vindicating hlmsolf, the public will nnturally bo disposed to nsk If ho Is to be "tho fcamo old Dill" w"ho sent .the Wflrd that day to Tammany, his political crea tor, and preserver for twenty yearn. Sulzor Is to mntee tho race this tlmo as an "Independent, whatever that may moan. For one thing It evidently means that ho has not ne yet suc ceeded in connecting up with any of tho regu lar party organizations. And;, believe us, what ever olso may be said of "Bill," ho b a good enough politician to mako such a connection If posclblo. for with all the hlgh-soundlng hurrah about going K alone, froo and Independent, tho Ic'o deposod govornor has gono It often enough to know that tho going Is nover so good as whon .some well organized, highly-oiled party ma chine is back of him to koop him over the rough places. Anyhow, a vindication is as good by any other nntne than independent. What is in a name whon a man nocda a Job, that is, of Course, vindication? But why all this speculation about Sulzer and tho New York governorship? He probably ha no more Idea of making a serious race for the offlco than ho has of running for' mayor of Manila. Thero 1-j tho chautauqua , oft in tho distance, and by now one would suppose that UlU santc-qld DlU'o ammunition .needed rnnlrn. I luhlng. ; Thin, of purse, U can easily obtain In euyu-H tliuiu UK - mil WOUia D6 aUlO tO KICK v2 ?P. nn.'ndop.endSnt candidate (or. govornor of Now York, "billing'' hlmoolf everywhere as the Object of attack of tho Tamany cohorts and rhus adding another lurid chapter to the story of his lifo an he tolls it to curious auditors. Is It to bo. "Tho samo old B1112" Future of 'the Movie. Tho Nebraeka moving ptcturo show men are to bo commondod for their avowed purpose to cbntlnuo to elevato tho character of their pro ductions. Yet It Is natural that thoy should, slnco they expect to remain In tho business and appeal to nil classes of peoplo for patronage. In .expressing this determination attention Is called to the tact that tho moving picture rep resents an industry today in which 200,000 Ueoplo aro financially Interested, while 600,000 are Indirectly getting their broad ahd butter cut ot It. That suggests tho element of sta bility that must attach to the business to mako It' permanent. Tho Deo said at tho outset In reply to the domand tor moro rigid restriction ot the movies on the ground of certain nlleficd Improprieties that thoy were destined for largo and useful service for education as well no for entertain ment, and that they would In tlmo adjust thorn selves to standards of proprloty. In a very large measure they have already done this, ns the action of our Nobraska movie raon shows. It is but tho logic of ovents, a slmplo matter or evolution. Although the moving picture camo Into voguo in a rather garrulous and often offenrlvo form, and whllo it has not as yet completed Its process of refinement, it has ram ified Into bo many fiolds of culture and utility as to como almost wfthlu the category of a necessity of lite. Schools, churches and other worthy agcnles aro making oxcellont use of the movies, and this expansion Is suro to con tlnuo as tho Invontlon Is perfected. Too Many Dops at Large. The father of a llttlo child whoso ifo hangs lu the talarc-j lora the blto of a dog, asks Tho Bee to reinforce and omphaslza his protost against degs running loore unmuzzled in Omaha, and wo gladly respond. On tho ques tion at muzzles tor dogs, a difference of opinion 1& bound to arise, tor we remember an acrl montoUs discussion hero on this subject not so many yoara ago, but on tho 'unrestricted run ning at largo of useless and ownerloss canines ;there should be no two views. If an owner doos not want to bo lipid responsible for a dog there Is no oxcuge for giving the animal tho tnmolested freedom bf the city. Other towns do not axpose little children and grown-ups to be bltton and possibly iufectod. The authori ties can do a lot by way of prevonMon If they will on!y mako tho effort. Health Commissioner Connoll rightly com plains or dereliction of physicians in reporting contagious rlsease cases. The physicians ought to be the last ones to noglect thU imperative duty, for it la on this gcore that thoy make their r.trongest point 'against nonmedical healers. The aweet month of June must havo lost something. Judging from tho way U Is hastening along toward July and August. Mnnpln vimta to qnnllfy. LINCOLN, June t.-To the Bdltor of The Bee: In The Bee bf June 1 1 find the following editorial paragraph. If anybody who favera keeping the state unlvrra'ty separated and scattered be tween the downt..wn campus and tha ag ricultural rite only about four mllea apart la without an axe to grind or not Influenced by someone elfe who haa, he. has not disclosed hlmielf. r-crhaps. I may be able to qualify. I am opposed to university removal n' thottgh the value of my own modest llttlo home within seven blocks of the state farm site-would doubtless be Increased by Jolnlms university and state fam . school. I do not know a single university regent by sight, am not acquainted with j the chancellor and know only two mem i hers of the university faculty Dr. Condra and Coach Stlehm. Fully JO rer cent of the business 1 transact In my own little tiuslneM of magazine publishing Is with manufacturer who are not financially ntcrcsted In trade arising; from the pres ence of the university, and considerably I more Iran half of my total business la torn outside of Lincoln. I have no In tereM In any business dependent In whole or In part -upon the presence of the uni versity on Its present site, and the unli verslty Itself could be moved to Sidney or Chodron without appreciable results so far a my business Is concerned. Not n single solitary patron of mine has up to this time spoken to me In opposition to (r In favor of university removal. I am without an axe to grind and absolutely free from the Influence of any man, st of men or organization. I am oppotlni; university removal for thi simple reason that I want the state agricultural school to he the blggost thing In Nebraska educational circles; nut a thin of necondary Importance to a bin school that turns out members of tho uo called professions, Nebraska needs more farmers and fewer lawyers nnd doctor.-!; mpre farmers' wives who can mako the farmstead attractive, nnd fewer women who take .all and Klve nothing. It may bo that I havo failed to qualify In the oplnloq of The Bee as one "with out an axo to grind," and "not Influenced by aomiono who has," but In that ovent, doubtlefe. The Bee will permit me to hp peal from Its decision and go to a higher court the voters of Nebraska. WILL Jt. MAUWN. i - Cnthollclsm. , NORTH LOUP, Neb., June 4.-To the Editor of Tho Bee: The news Is being 8ecrotly nnd openly published over the ntc. purporting that the Catholics have driven Mr, Mnrchead out of the First district congressional race. That report came by way of the Nebraska Bepubll can, and the snme was also reported by Mr. Mellor at Loup city. The same, no doubt, has been carried Into alt part of the state. Entering upon a campaign In which the subjects of school revision, tho making of a now constitution and the control und Improvement of our water power re-J-ources, the subject of roilglon may set them all aside and pemlt financial In terests to control tho political nomina tions and elections to the detriment of the public. The people of Nebraska should beware of this new entering wedge, na the whole matter Is more than likely a-ieluslon of a political clique.' In ,JgatedTfor tlo purpose of-turnlng atten tion away from material questions. Many pedplq, who havo no first-hand Information of the working of the Catholo church, really believe the whole Irstltutlon a menace to civilization. They set thnt Iden solely from vaiue rtirles which have no more foundation than the rainbow. Tho good people aro not all located In the protestant churches. Oo Into any Institution you may choose and make Jnqulrles with respect to the char nctor of Catholic young women ahd you will find a greater per cent of them more virtuous than the Protestants, Ifow many young; women are sent to Catholic schools nnd convents for reform? There Is scarcely a community In the state that has not a representative In those Insti tutions. The whole subject of the people who question the Catholics Is with respect to the government of Borne. I do not be llevo that Rome should rule our state, and, leln a Methodist, I do not b-slleve tho Catholic people want Rome to rule the tate. History Is full of examples which Pltjye the Inability of a church to govern a people, and the Cathollca know this ns well as we. Methodists In tho higher church posi tions arc now making every effort to control state politics. The great bulk of the church know nothing of It. But the control of the organisation Is firmly In the possession of Standard Oil, and If we are to believe one-half the reports of the trouble In Mexico Standard OH Is at the iKittom of that revolution. I believe that Standard Oil methods are far more dangerous to popular government and organized society than any other foe. The Mprehead administration haa made state appointments from the Wesleyan faculty, and It has every appe'a'-ance that Wesloyan and Mr. Morehead are not far npatt ln a political way. Who was ap pointed to tha Curtis agricultural school? Was he not a member of the Wesleyan faculty? Catholicism Is a th)craCy Methodism la an aristocracy. Both or ganizations havo done much good. The people of this sta.te. not long ago. saw the combined Influence of Standard Oil. a street railway company and higher Methodism In the unanimous consent of appointing a. president for the Kearney Normal. Supro.e the normal board had appo'nted a- strict Catholic to the posl. tton, by unanimous consent, what would the. Menace ard the Nebraska Bepublican baw ald7' We do not know, but Judg ing the future by the past the state would have been filled" with scarehcads that the Cathollca were preparing an up rising. I can remember when Mr. Darnell tame to my office In University Place, on two occasions, and wahted me to take a stand against Mr. Moorehead, two years ago through putting Standard Oil ! out. on the water power subject, we I "numl tho Centleman maklnr' nnnntnt. ncnta from the Wesleyan faoulty. And we saw his back out on what he agreed to do. It Is my Idea that politicians who do tlflt lit. ml A.I II . ' I n n 1L.I. . I . - j - - . uu kliv.l 'l Villi. . should b retired to private life to at tend to their farms, as most of them ap pear to be farmers when seeking office. This procedure wpyld jnake a forlqrn proevsaion aa they go to their final rest ing place, but ; a, polltlolan never cornea to a realization until he Is out. Walter johnson. Sunshine and Shadows Etchings of Current Events Traced as They Pass. I.enrn to Srrlm. "I was very glad that I took swimming lessons at Haversal," said little Helen O'Hara, one of two slater who swam to safety whsn the Empress of Ireland plunged to the bottom of the St. Lawrence river. When two little girls of 8 and 10 years sur. vlve where strong men drown, the Importance of learning to swim ta obvious. Olant muscles beat themselves out Idly In the water unless there Is knowledge of how to make the water a servant. "Now la Just the time, comments the New York Times, "to tpako this lesson profitable to Innumer able thousands. It Is the outing, season. Learning should not be delayed because the prospect of an ocean voyage Is small. Uvea may be lost or saved In a duckpond na well na the ocean. Those who go down to the sea In ships or rowboats alike should learn both what to do and what not to do on and In tho water. The element should be respected rather than feared. No liberties should be taken with It, but It should not be allowed to end your life before your time. Learn to swim, learn this season, and you will be glad as long- as you live, even though your life never should be In danger on the water. Whr Women Marry. Since tho days of Eve the question, "Why do women marxyT" has been wigwagged down th cen turies with a satisfying answer. Tha feminine "be cause" no longer wards off the Jnterrogatolns of modern qulzzers. They want to know, you know. Mother's Magazine submits an answer that Is quite Informing, If not wholly satisfactory one carrying groat weight, considering the source. "Women have the marrying habit, men do not.'' bays the maga zine, "This Is not strange; for generations of girls have been taught that every woman should be mar rled, and that to remain unwed Is a disgrace. Being a "married woman" has been a sort of boast of superiority on the port of wives. Naturally, because their mothers and almost every other person of their own sex put a great deal ofmphasls on the desira bility of being married, and none at all on the de sirability, which sometimes exIstR, of remaining un married, girls looked on marriage as the goaj of ambition, and bent their whole energies to getting' husbands, "Bather than endure the stigma of being "old maid's," they took tho first man who gave them a chance. Their object was not love, not a husband, but simply to acquire the status, privileges and defer enco which they had been taught were denied to all of their sex except the 'married woman.' "The same mothers who fairly drive their daugh ters to marry are singularly reluctant to see their sons wed. Tho mother who Is employed in all the arts and craft of the chase to entrap some other woman's son for her daughter's husband will weep ot the announcement that the Other woman's daugh ter has shackled her son." Bachelor Only, ' "Tho stars In their courses seem to be fighting against married men," observes the San Francisco Argonaut "It appears that he. la now to be discrim inated against on tho ground that he Is certain to Impart trado socrets to his wife, who, as we all know, Is equally certain to Impart them In her own peculiar ways to the world at large. "The latest employer to Join this unholy league, against the married man and thus to Increase the natural perils, of his position. Is Sir Thomas Upton. His only chance to win the America cup is to pre serve Inviolable secrecy as to tho design of his new yacht, and he Is therefore rigid In his decision that only bachelors need apply for work at his yard. "Another Impenitent offender In this respect Is Lord Kitchener, who not only refuses to have any married man on his staff in time ot war, but who promptly removes from his stafi any officer gutlty b'f matrimony "during active service: JU seems, there fore, that the old charge against women of Inability to keep a secret must bh enlarged. Not only are they themselves Incapable of keeping a secret, but they decline to allow their husbands to do so." Twice Told Tales A Soporific. The late Frederick Weyerhaeuser, who was the sec ond richest man In the world, had a keen taste for letters, and attended one evening tho reading of a play by an amateur. Tho reading was deadly dull, and Mr. Weyer haesuer, at the begtnnlng of the third act, slipped quietly from the drawing room Into the smoking room that adjoined it. There a footman sat In an asy chair before tho fire asleep. Mr. Weyethaeuser shook tho footman by the shoulder, "You scalawag," ho said, "you've been listening tjirough the keyhole, have you?" Washington Star. At the Onern. A certain representative In congress from the west Is very fond of music, and it annoys him to a degree at the opera to perceive the Inattention of the audience. Ope night when he had slipped over to Now York to visit the Metropolitan a friend found' him supping .at a Broadway establishment. "I hava been to the opera." said he, in response lu me uiiki i'iiiui,i "What did you heas?" "I heard," said tho representative, "that the Twlllers are going to get a divorce, that' young Van Ollder haa married an English barmajdt and that Mrs. J. C. Spreckelraeyer Is gradually pawning, ber Jewels." Pittsburgh Chronicle-Telegraph. Politics and Politicians: Where Monnrrh Kail Down. Cleveland Plain Pealar. The ezar'a eldest daughter Is said tl have a mind ot her own about marrying, and to have declined to take the Rou manian prlpce (fjileqttd tpr br- Tha. f czar, apparently, Is no lamer absolute General Rye la a candidate for governor of Tennes see and General Brewer seeks a similar Job down In Mlsslpplppl. Doubtless there are colonels down the line, but their presence will hot affect the time limit between drinks. Colonel Roosevelt wants "the people" to under stand that while he will do considerable hustling in ; the coming campaign, "I cannot be In forty or fifty placea at the same time.'' Something of an admis sion for the colonel to make. General Joseph B. Foraker ot Ohio, who is a can didate tor the United States tenatorshlp at the republican primaries, has hla famoua "fire alarm". In good working condition. Hla first alarm - Is for the Impeachment of Pres'dent Wilson. Colonel Henry Watterson's latest analysis qf President Wilson's charaeterUtlca carrlea these bold lines: "Hla weakness seems to be an ovetltanlng to the soft, sleek and lobby sentimental lltert.-y oult which professionally calls Itself the Uplift" Job Hedges, defeated candidate for governor; of New. York, U making himself felt by epigrams and gibes. His latest, whluh aroused enthusiasm m a republican audience: 'The colonel has made two dis coveries. One discovery Is a river of doubt-. The other Is a tearless, militant republican party." The chautauqua welkin will ring with the melody of a fine bunch or democratic statesmen this sum mer. Secretary Bryan. Vice President Marshall. Speaker Clark. Senator Kern and Joseph W, Folk promise to enliven tho shady hustings at regnlar rates e,t the same time drawing their regular salaries from Uncle Sam. Senator Porter J. McCumber of Nc-rth Dakota can probably talk more seriously and more alowly than any man In publlo life. A good shorthand reporter. or a good longhand reporter, for that matter, ougnv to be able to take down one of McCumber' spechea jind.tvrJU) a letter home between words. Hla average la about forty-flva words a minute. Around the Cities Philadelphia has now completely ab sorbed the district known as Gander Hill. Cedar Falls, la., has completed a muni cipal electric light plant at a cost of I7S.00O. New Orleans has compelled lower rates from electric lighting company by munici pal ownership threats. Chicago loses a landmark In the demo lition of the Morrison block, Madison and Clark, erected In 1ST1. Indianapolis will this summer turn, every school yard Into playground for children. Playing will also be permitted in all parks. Plttsburghera will erect In Sehenley park a statue of Robert Burns. The poet Is represented in the design selected as at his plow In full evening dress. Besides smaller" towns In four states, San Antonio, Tex., and Saginaw and Marquette. Mich., recently adopted com mission government. Besides the well known case of Dayton. O., smaller towns In five states have adopted the city manager plan, Director Cooke of the Philadelphia de partment of public works shows that city employes from 1901-1911 were assessed never less than (260,000 a year. It Is be lieved that part ot their money was used in dull yrars to refund contributions of bigger politicians. Cleveland Is to have a model suburb under city school control, the most ad vanced example In this country, though common In England. The reservation of ninety-three acres will contain BOO homes, their height, the width of streets, parks, playgrounds, tennis courts and- private gardens all planned In advance. GRINS AND GROANS. Glbbs So you send your wife to the mountains for three months every sum mer, it's great to have money. Dlbbs Yos. Money Is rertalnly a great blessing. Boston Transcript "What's the Idea of using the pronoun we' so often In your articles?" "Well, replied the contributing editor, "it's a matter of self-protection. In case anybody takes offense I want to sound as much as possible like a crowd," In dianapolis Star. "So you hope to marry mV daughter and succeed to the business?" "Yes. sir." "You don't toll to suit me. young man. Suppose you marry the business first and then maybe you can succeed to tho daughter." Cincinnati Enquirer. "I tell you those books of our great authors ought to be In every home. They contain the diamonds of thought" "Ves. and I notice they are mostly un cut diamonds." Baltimore American. ELUCIDATION. . ' I have read of the paths that David loves, I have pondered them o'er and o'er; And at last I see why his favorite Is the path to hla cottage door. No wonder that smootht well-beaten trail To his soul seems almost divine; For that path that leads to his cottage dooc Also leads to the "party line." And since he mentioned that "party lino" I am not so utterly dense, But what I see as plain as can be Why his bugbear is expense. If he wasn't so busy "llstenln" In" No don't repeat this, hush! He might be able to buy for his table Something better than milk and mush. t If his ears weren't alert for the telephone ring. I havo no doubt ho would find A way to earn enough money to buy A ring of another kind. BAYOLL N. TRELE. Omaha. Soften the hardest water on wash- j ?it. aay witn GOLD DUST Use it wherever there's dirt or grease because it cleans and purifies everything. 5c and larger packages. iTHEtcK. rJjnPRnjWcotti.ANrj CHICAGO J'Lmt tho GOLD DUST TWINS mo y&up work' r Lowest vFares to the Cool Northern Lake Country If you are planning a vacation trip better let a Great Western agent help you we take the time and trouble to UNDERSTAND your exact wants, to figure out the lowest fares, protect your Pullman reservations, and relieve you of all bother and annoyance. We have literature descriptive of tfiV.entire northern lake country, and if you're inter ested it's yours for the asking. . Below aro a few samples of the low fares from Omaha In effect via the Chicago Great Western. If your destination is not among them, toll us and we'll give you the information you want: St. Paul, Minn. . ..$14.36 Minneapolis, Minn. 14.3G Ouluth, Minn 20.00 Superior, Wis. . , . 19.84 Cass Lake, Minn. . 23.28 Alexandria, Minn, . 19,68 Annandalo, Minn.. 16.62 Olenwood, Minn.. . 19.32 Paynesville, Minn. 117.80 Backus, Minn 21.16 Walker, Minn. . . . 22.00 Detroit, Minn 22.16 Llndstrom, Minn. . 15.56 Osakls, Minn. . . .'. 19.20 Dorset. Minn 22.00 Bald Eagle, Minn.. 14.52 Also very low fares to the North Pacific Coast, Yellowstone and Glacier Park via St. Paul and the Northern routes, ttckcts good returning the same way or via central or southern lines. P. F. BONOKDEN, a P. & T. A M. E. SIMMONS, D. P. A., $523 Farnnin Street, Omaha. , Phone Douglas 260. 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