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Boost and 'then kqop on boontlng.
Congressman We Kill re is not so much
prised" as he Is "'gratified."
"Dur-
The sleuth business floomrf also to bo suffor
1ns from at loast a tomporary depression.
"Take yoUr chblco mushroom shapes, tele
scopes or optlmosj" fb, not cigars, but straw
hats.
GoldsmUh referred' to moinory as a fond'de
celter. ' And as! suciint ondears ..Itsolf most to
many .jnen.j,. . ' ' - '..
Why worry about dandoHohs, when you can
as well think of tho bunipor',-wheat, fruit and
alfalfa crops in sight? ,
If the Rfvor of Doubt wero not described ns
being a very rantankerous stream Us discovery
might challenge credulity more. ,
The president and his strenuous predocessor
sat oa thirjiorch In tho cool breoze and drank,
they say, not grapojuice, but lomonade.
The patent office announce that tho first type
writer daies,-back. to 1660. Uoa Angeles Times,
She' is not tho ono, though, that Is in most
pressing deniand now.
While pitying William Rockefeller. Jh hjailll
aess, let us note tho tlmollnessotfall his. lick
spells, how they seem to saVtf him from "soma
annoying Investigation.. . ', f,i
The kalsir'n boy secrfi o have' wills pf their own.
St. Louta aob-lemo4at, ' v .
Nevertheless-, "they are doubtless much Inter
ested 'in' Ihe old ri)anB. .
Another Important Railroad Decision.
Tho decision of the federal court rondered
through JUdgo T. C. Mungor in what is known
a the St, Joseph & Grand Island case, even
though litigation may be protracted by appeal,
looms up as of almost as much importance to
Nebraska people as tho Pacific railroad un
merger. In this Instance the Union Pacific, pursuing
tho plan of the late E. H. Hnrriman, acquired
control of a majority of. the stock of tho road
runnlngfrom Grand Island to St. Josoph, and
undcrtoook to make It the connecting link of a
through lino from the Pugct Sound to Kansas
City, using tho earnings of the road to that end.
While the minority stockholders were appar
ently trying merely to revive their right to
oarned dividends, which they alleged were be
ing diverted to tho benefit of tho Union Pacific,
Judge Munger has apparently hold the acquisi
tion of tho road by tho Union Pacific 1b in viola
tion of 'tho Sherman law, and his decree calls
for a segregation In a manner akin to the sepa
ration of other immersed roads and the resump
tion of actual rather than of constructive com
petition. Whon tho big unnicrger decision camo down
from tho. supreme court, The rice ventured the
suggestion that the same logic would apply to
fcoiiio other questionable railroad combinations
and tho opinion seems to bo having verification.
Legislative Indifference.
The unusual brevity of tho roport of tho sec
ictary of the stato banking board Just off tho
press, submitting statistics covorlng tho opera
tlons of tho Nebraska stato banks during tho
lost fiscal year, is explained by this striking
paragraph:,
I will deviate from tho former practice of the
department In the matter of suggestions n (o amend
ment of the' banking act as It now exists, for tha
reason that .! find the. legislature oanj-seldom be
brought to consider amendments suggested.
The' indlc'tmont of our legislative methods
hero goes deeper than may at flrBt appear. Tho
principal public, officer supervising our stato
l.iinklng system refrains from recommending
impovoments, becauso pnst oxporlcnco convinces
him such recommendations are futile. In other
words on tho intricate subject of banking the
legislature Is accustomed to disregard sugges
tions from tho authority best informed as to
veaknossqs and neods, and personally most dis
interested, or rather, ns a public official, most
interested, in securing sound banking, Tho un
fortunate part of 'this Is that this complaint ro
Intos, not pnly tp.thls ono branch of the state
Kovornment',' but practically to all branches, and
it Is the explanation of tho continuance of many
(Hip-shod and .unhuslncss-Iiko methods of administration.
A.munlpfoal tceupJont :rfght now would, we
believe, strike a more" popular chord than a
municipal lighting plant. No chargo to tho
Water board for this tip.
The two men supposed to have stood closest
to the late J. P. Morgan are said to have cor
roborated Mellen's story, instead of young Mor
gan's version, which again Is not surprising.
' Even the road to success merqly leads to
tha grave," remarks an oxchango. But, really,
Thomas Gray had alroady put the thought, in
better languago, "Paths of glory load but to the
gravo."
How many of -those political friends urging,
the colonel Into Immediate action, are looking
for the first chance of clinging to his coat tolls
with a vleVofOandlng again at some old plo
counter?
Some Auto Figures.
What Is tho economic moaning of tho auto
mobile Industry in this country? "
Perhaps wo may gather some5 W6axrrbm the
flgUres of the earnings orBpmd'mW'llfa'ctnroTS;
Last year, as will bo recalled, tho jblficst plant
on Its tenth .anniversary declared a' 5t)0 'per
cash dividend, which meant tho distribution of
10,000,000.. This year tho same ctoipnhy' de-
ciarcu a casn aiviaenu oi iuu,per cents in audi
tion to its regulfirquarterly dividend of 15 por
cerrrr OnilW 3000.060 cap'tallzatlon In the.
foa.'yfora'ondln&My'. i013,,ltl.sold $206,897,686
worth of cars; which notted profits to it of f 60,
406,S32i For 10M alone itspr'oflts wero )25,
000.000, The next auto .company In point of
output and proits showed 38. 9, por cent on its
.common stock in 1913 and tbX third,! .company
2B.6 por cent on $20,06o,Ob'6.Fo!niruop1'
People aro putting millions lnp automobiles
'lhat'used to 'go for'othor things $dmo say
things moro useful. And the' plalnMs Wmirion
4hat dlvorB-ownocs of cars cannot afford them;
that homes and other substantial' Interests are,
sometimes sacrificed for tho luxury of an
auto. All of which may be tru,o or overdrawn.
Folks'dlSpoEfid to bo extravagant and reach be
yond their means' would' do bo If thoro wore no
8ifch thing as an automobile; have always done
so.
Rut. thoro Is another side to the question.
Stop.ahd think wliat a glgantlc.industry for tho
employment of labor and tho circulation of
money,. In artorlos of trade haB boon built up
slnco the auto came in, marking another mile
post in our march of progress.
The president of the Omaha Central Labor
uplon has-Just 'been appointed assistant state,
labor cdmtnlssloner. Lot', no ono -iaoubt now
that Governor. -Alorehead is "asplri,ngM, In
earnest for a "second'' term.
Not a word yet from the president of tho
Bar association in rosponso to Edgar Howard's
expose bf perjury-breeding lawyers. Is It a,
case -where 'the self-constituted ipvosUgifors.
fear tbey might find what they are looking for?
countso mom ace ntdS
The city council held, a special meeting to Inve stl-"
icriMn cnargt made by Councilman Ford
against his colleague. The subject was finally jc
ferred to a special committee. ""
The Nebraska. . delegation to the republican
national conjcnUpn at Chicago went out over the
Wabash by way pf 8t. Louis. Among them. J. 11.
" -rea; u. w. Burton. Orleans; c, i.J
aiatnewson. Jrfoll: George A. Brooke Battle Mills;
Church Iowe. Auburn; A, L. Reed, Weeping WaterT
J. Jensep. Frirhoht. N. B. Harwpod. Uneoln. and
W. T Scott, YorKl the tenth member. John M. Tpur.
ton, being lpBoa- Dam.. Uls., where he Is to de
liver th,e Mmr:al-ay address.
The r.eiflalniT'f Mrs. Vrbaeh. wife of a promfiupt.
. ncrc srrvrces eeing
conducted h-"rklibl Eahpt. and M. llellmiin. M.
Omnebach.' i. ilifimllli. I. .Nawmin, S. Kaltsh ami
M Kmon .ftfVfAs'ul rallbeaiem.
Woik, oTflsyfe the- si an te
teentli ttre?h4ftgun.
1. J. Honerue Omaba eKWent cantaln of poller,
has gone ft- CltltJCO. wbeto hU wlio 1 strpusly III.
ded :rd reectta- ihw Jrajisftr by .William B.
HlM4ifl-to i' II. Ue'y of jat Y block . for JI9.0W.
rrapcpnuMa arejall nkde for to Memorial day
rande -A ,r If '( jtImo ion undir direction ef
(ittr ret ff wliitn t.mctn B'.ixm Is post com-
pavement op. Thtr-
Getting-. Away from Collars,
Peris haB Benus another summer fashion
just us men. It is tho collarloss nock. It is said
to bo all .the-rage over In Paris, has caught on
somewhat In Chicago and elsewhere and bids
fair to do thriving business as .wo jnove slowly,
on our way toward tho shortest day of the year.
Anil yet, why' "give- Paris the credit, for It? Who
kupwi, but It 1b, merely a case of tho men Imitat
ing the American, womon, yes, emulating them?
For who would not rid his neck of a collar, oven
a soft coljar in the hot woather? To be sure,
tho habit can nvpr make men look as nice as it
does tho women, but neither can anything else.
1: can make them fool Just as' comfortable,
though'. ,
But ah, how far shall ,we .follow the fair ones
of tho -ett)Or sex with this little foible? Cer
tainly -not .much paBt (hat coveted shortest day.
The wolmejn must not think of luring the men
Into tho frosty season with, uncovored neck.
There is nothing to bo gained In that. As we
say. 'ft Is a casa of comfort,' not looijs, with the
jnn..'rtfiore. is the difference nfyhe stylo 'as
be'twopn them and the women. '.'' .
The men-of America, for the most part, hare
been making this a collarless ago in another
jsay, as compared with the past when all too
many men. especially some engaged In the pro
fession of "pqlltlfs, encumbered their ne,cks with
tho collars of certain Interests. The exposition
made by discarding the starchy band of white
Would beno luoro 'marked In many Instance
.than, was the case with many when they threw
ioff t)i$ other kind of collars. . it is a good
fashion to follow.
"Oh. Paddy dear, and. did you hear the newa
from London town?" Ireland's freel "Long
enoUgh have wo been cajoled, derided and do
eejved, 'tis time for us to aot." How the words
or.,the great patrlpt thrill today.
Now that Mellen has cut looso, several gen
tlemen named in his testimony, axe anxious to
contradict him, This much should be said .for
Mellen. though-he had the nerVe to lead the
iii-L - JP:nl nKti.ecauld.ron.
In Other Lands
Inrllr Nntlinti to Omaha.
OMAHA, .May 28.-To the Editor of Tho
Bee: Now than Mayor Nathan of Borne,
a personage of world renown. Is soon to
be received by this republic as an envoy
oi naiy to the Fanama-Faclfir Interna
tlonal exposition, I believe It emmlnently
appropriate that so respectable and dls
tlngulshcd a personality be urged'to ac
cept the hospitality of f the pople of
umann.
In celebrating so momentous an event
In the history of nations, Italy sends Its
most lllustrous son. Mayor Nathan, tho
niusiiR oi mn new meas now animating
the national life of modern Italy, to view.
with representatives of other nations, the
mot remarkable physical achievement;
tho completion of the Panama canal.
It Is, therefore, certainly pleasant to
anticipate the coming, aa a guest of the
nation, such a one whose convictions of
the rights of humanity and the Ideals
of democracy aro so- fundamentally co-
related to the teachings of this republic.
Italy cannot send a worthier envoy; one
more agreeable to tho sentiment of tho
American people thnn Mayor Nathan.
Yea, the volco of Nathan should be
heard throughout this land to Inspire a
stronger conviction and a greater al
legeance "of our countrymen to thoso
motives which Impelled our ancestors to
revolution and the consequent founding
of this republic and to further awaken
tho national consciousness, to the pas
sions of men that run counter to the
freedom and progress of this nation
Because vigilance and revolution are tho
eternal forces of that altruistic democ
racy of truth, equality and Justice,
Envoy Nathan will undoubtedly re
turn to his government as an evangel of
a new hope to Italian humanity, with the
ever resounding plaudits from "the land
of the free and the homne of the brave"
lo encoursge him to oppose with greater
determination those who' contend that
human liberty Is contrary to the purpose
or Almighty Ood.
J. BRAXTON GARLAND.
Cnnilltlnim In the Philippines.
OMAHA, May 28. To tho Editor of The
Bee; Tho attached letter seems to me
gives a clearer Idea of the situation In the
Philippines than could be had in any
other way. Tho young man who writes
It Is a civil engineer yho has served pver
there for several years and should 'bo
qualified to Judge conditions ' fairly 'and
without political bias. You aro at liberty
to use any part that you think- would
prove of Interest to the public.
v. s. w.
"Things are so -unsettled here, thanks
to our esteemed democratic president,
that wo don't know how much longer wo
will be abo to stay. It seems to be' the
policy of tha new administration to drop
all tha Americans In' tho service as fast
as they can find Filipinos to fill their
places. The governor general gives out
a notice about every two weeks to 'the
effect that no more heads will be chopped'
off, and a few days later the papers
come out with a list of a dozen or it
that are leaving, Oyer 60Q .Americans have
left the service most of them by request
alnco January I, and there were as many
moro In the two months before that. '
The director of lands wfc fired and a
Filipino, put In his place. He knows ab
solutely, nothing nbgut the. workuthd is.
one of trie ' worst land-grabbors -ln-tn-
country. Jf they had searched the Islands
'over they couldn't havo made a, worse
selection. He has large tracts of land
In.'trits" province and now, Is In a poMtidn
to get hold of as much more as he likes.
Ho has placed Filipino assistants In every
division of the Manila office, and It Is
Only la question of time unjil they will
take tho place of the Americans they
ore under. The latest result of the Fll
Plnlzatlou scheme Is an order from tho
director of lands to all survey parties
that have Chlncso cooks to dlsoharge
them and employ natives.
"No one In Manila Is sure of his Job,
and many of them expect to be told to
get out. at any minute. None of the men
In tne field in this bureau have been let
out yet except a couple who ere home
on leave, and I think we are pretty, sate
for another year. After that 1 look for
a good many changes. The last appro
priation bill reduced all salaries over
$5,000 10 per cent, and I expect the next
one to strike at the lower ones. They
tried to cut off our vacation and accrued
leave In the last session of the legisla
ture, but tho bill was defeated. It will
probaby pass tho next one. It these two
things go through they won't 'have 'to
fire a. good many of us. nut these bills
could not take effect before.- January 1,
1915, so we aro safe until 'then.'
"The natives seem to have the Idea
that Wilson Is going to glva them Im
mediate Independence, and the assembly
has already selected the men for the XIrst
president ana appointed a committee to
draw up a constitution. However, they
expect the United States, to keep an army
and navy over here to protect them from
Japan, but they arsto bejallowed tolo'.
exactly as they please."
Tronblesome .Ilmnln.
ine nana maao atata of Albania la making
progress as the trouble factory of eastern Europe.
Molded out of the loot of the Dalkan war, some of
.Its numeroua trlbtia and creeds are kicking over th
traoes of destiny prepared by the triple alilsnce. To
Austria and Italy especlaUy- the -wSrrlng tribes rebel-
ing against tho new king, Prince William of tt'led,
'are a source of great annoyance, if not real dnnsera
inasmuch aa .these -vitally Interested powers are rrol
quite ready to swallqw the territory, even If they
could HBreo on a division of the loot. Austria
planned the buffer state, expecting eventually to clve
It the treatment accorded to Bosnia and Herzegovina
nve yearn ago. Italy has covetous eyes on tho south
ern half. Including the port of Durazzo, which Is
pamcuiany valuable aa a protective annex to Its
naval base at Brlndlsal. The necessities of the situa
tlon, present and future, compels both governments
to support and maintain the king as the ruler of tha
atato. Tho chief of tho trouble makers, Essad Pasha,
has been arrested and deported. His followers,- said
to be 6,000 strong, are still on the war path, and rc
cently became so threatening that the king and hl
fnmlly sought refuge on a warship, returning later
with Austrian and Italian- marines' to guard tho capl
tal ahd tho palace. Essad Paaha Is tho Turk who
made such a gallant defenso of Skutarl,- surrendering
with-honors of war on the Implied promise of the
Montenegrins of support for -the kingship. Ever since
Essad a deportation his Moslem followers have been
browing trouble, an occupation In which they shine
aa experts.
Wrlah Cliurt'h Ulsrstnhllnliinent.
The first bill to pass tho House of Commons for
tho third time under the provision of the parliament
act nullifying tho veto power of the House of Iords
Is tho' bill for the disestablishment and' dlsendowment
or ma established English church in Wales. The
honor of precedence waa expected for Irish home rule,
but the fierceness of the tory battlo against the
latter gave the Welsh measure tho right-of-way. Both
measures aro now before the House of Lords, which
is allowed thirty days for consideration of each before
the close of the session. The Welsh bill had Its first
readhig April 15, 1912, and was carried by use of the
viuiure uy a voie oi mi 10 Ms, ana on .May is it passed
Its second reading In the same fashion by a vote of
S to 267. On the financial sldo the bill Is conceded
to be moderate. In 1006 the. Income of the Welsh
dioceses was JESSfl.OOO. Of this 2W.'X represented
voluntary contributions and Is unaffected. Of the
260,000 derived from endowments the bill takes away
172.600 on the ground that it represents naUonal
property, but this dlsendowment Is to be extended
over forty years, Incumbents In the meantime being
paid their presont stipends, cp that, .the church will
have time to meet .the new conditions' .by voluntary
contributions. Of 70,361 Prqtestant communicants in
Wales In 1910, only 193.0SO belonged to the Established
.church, while 650.2SO .were nonconformists; and to
these must bo added a considerable number of
Catholics.
nnaslnn I'erll In, thp Vnrtli.
Tho fear of Russian encroachment on tho Scandina
vian peninsula Is gradually healing tho wounds
caused by the separation of Norway and Sweden and
smoothing the way for a defensive alliance against
tho common enemy. The feeling that such an alliance
wlllicome Is growing In Norway. One. of Its strong
est 'prophets, Is. tthe, Arctlo explorer. Dr. Fridthjof
Nansen, who oxpresses the belief that an understand
ing will soon come. The recent .election In Sweden In
which national defense 'Was tho chief Issue, was not
aa decisive as early reports Indicated. The number
of conservative members were Increased from 65 to
S3, the sbdallstB from 65 to 75 and the liberals, hith
erto, the dominant party, have been reduced from
10) to" 70 Inr the second chamber. Tho liberals, while
not-going as far' In suqpprt of this policy as. the 'con-
-aUves. wjllertalmy b.ack thorn Jrf a bill for,na
nal.dXLfknsa nsalnn .UieaociaJJsts. 'As. soon, how
ever, aa this question Is settled, tho alliance between.
ttiA i wn nitrtlra Trtll penjiA nt-.nihA unrl it urlniti nn.
.fllct of the throne with the left wTng of the legisla
ture maythiipbe Expected.
Snip of Title In ficrnmny.
Great, Britain and France do not. monopolize the
dubious distinction of commercializing titles. Pub
lished report Indicate that-Germany has broken into
the comblnatlbn. Tho, B'erjln socialist paper, Vor
waerts, reproduces letters showing that in one In
Dtance the title of professor was sold three years ago
for 510,000, an- insignificant figure compared with what
n peerage In England brings to a political party's
treasury, vorwaerts gives Interesting details odn
cerning a rendezvous Ip a bakery near the palace
where the candidate for "honors' met a mysterious
woman, who led him Into the palace by a private en
trance. There ho talked over the prospects with a-
title official, who Is now retired from the service.
The title prices quoted show that they varied from
$10,000 for tho tltle.of professor to J200.C00 for a knight
hood. The charges do not Involve . the regular title
officials now in office, but certain Influential poli
ticians who sold their Influence.
j '
Labor Inquiry In It'nijr.
In accordance wth tho agreement between the gov-
jernnr(ent of Italy and Its 'railway -employes by which
a general tin avej ecu iuju. muni.ii, liio nuiis una
appointed a commission tto. Investigate and report on
tho grievances of the workmen. The commission is
composed of twenty-one members, among, them being
several representatives of the employes. The rnpst
prominent members are Senator arlo Ferraris,' Sena
tor Angelo almolraghl. Senator Eduardo Talamo,
Deputy Angelo Cabrlnl, Deputy Giuseppe Do Nava,
several high! officials of the state railroads and the
representatives of the employes. It la said that the
. . i . . . . . . i . . . i . .
employers- nynaicaie is sausnea wun tne appoint
ment of the committee, and that It will wait the re
sult of the investigation which la aoon to begin.
Editorial Snapshots
Philadelphia ledger; Senator Bradley
won success as a republican. in Kentucky,
That 'was a testimonial to his worth aa
a man than which none could be moro
eloquent. (
Indianapolis News: There Is always
something doing with the London suf
fragettes. It they're not fighting the
police, they're hollerln' for the police to
come and save them from the mob.
St. Louis Globe-Democrat: A life In
surance company contests a policy of a
man killed by an affinity on the ground
that acquiring an affinity Is a hazardous
occupation. H Is at least a hazardous
diversion. ,-
Pittsburgh Dispatch: The River of
Doubt .being navigable. It appears that
the colonel was late In Its dliaovery.
Two years ago he could have organized
the River of Doubt Navigation company
and sold It to the New Haven for millions.
St. Louis Republic: AChicago police
woman, afraid to go home in the dark,'
has asked that a patrolman be assigned
to escort her home after her day's worn.
Better reclassify these women as "ma
trons'" and put them where. they can be
of tome use to the department-
Springfield Republican: "The Inevitable
retirement1 of Secretary 'nran' f now
the phrase used by the Br&ui-baiters.
It Is a perfectly safe and accurate -phrase,
too, on the basis that It a mania--death
Is only predict! often enough ttfc, iftf '
diction will come true some uay. At' 'all"
events. Mr. Bryan will retire when the
Vllson administration ends. .
People? and:Events
Mx Mellen Is a six-footer, weighing over vtwo cen
turies, thus achieving the record, aa the heftiest of-
",lce boy in J, P. Morgan's, collection.
Xenophon Attimo Fqulnabol royal Inspector of
Italy's schools, must be an Imposing personage, es
pecially to the -youngsters ' obliged to -pronounce his
name. His Initials hit the EngUsh alphabet front
and below tho belt.
Mrs. C, W. Post, widow of the 'Battle Creek food
manufacturer who killed himself in California a few
days ago, will be the principal beneficiary of his will.
The estate Is estimated to amount to J15.000.COO. Mrs.
Post.i who waa at one time the food man's stenog
rapher, married him In 1S04.
One hundred 'candles decorated the birthday cake
of Mrs. Ann Weatervelt of Hackensack, N. J-, on
May 23. Grandma Westervelt waa togged out In a
new black rilk dress and a cap with straw colored
ribbons. To her daughter of threescore and ten she
remarked, "It' aa lovely aa a coming out party. 1
feel Just like a girl."
Back at Plalnfteld. N. J., last week week Seu-
maa MacMapus of 'Donegal, - looked around In vain
for the "big smoke" as a" sign of welcome hospitality,
A-ipollceman, held, him up as a burglar suspect, and
a story of Flann MaeCoot failed to move the wlelder.
of the stick (until a translated Irishman, hearing Seu
mas' musical brogue, steered him to a home where
the essentials of a "big smoke" sprang from a. gas
range.
Railroads here and there are enrqrclpg rigid econ
omies these days. Back In New Jersey one company
resists a state order requiring washing- of Its pas
senger car windows once a month. In-Nebraska a r
measuremenl of trie distance between- two stations
showed 398 feet over the scheduled number of miles
and the company Immediately added 2 cents to the
passenger rate -previously In force. Two centa for S95
feet 1 going some.
GRINS AND GROANS.
, I heard the new doctor Is very strict
In hU principles. Didn't he take any
thing when ho called this morning?"
"Only pa'a temperature and his leave.''
Baltimore American. .
"What's the trouble, John?" exclaimed
tha amazed wife.
"Hot weather!"
"H6t weather can't give you a black
eye!"
"I got Into an argument with a hasty
friend about the best way. to keep cool'
-Washington Star.
"One touch of nature makes the whole
world kin." quoted the sage.
"es, but M per cent of tis continue lo
be poor relations." added the fool.
Louisville Courier-Journal.
."''ow would you classify a telephone
s!r ... " he" business or a profes
sion?" "Neither: It Is a calllng."-Chrlstlan
Register.
Mrs. Bryde-t told my husband I was
going to give him something of my own
cooking an 1 ho said I'd better try It on
the dog first. Wasn't that a. cruel sugges
tion, . .
Her Frlend-Vcry! And I thought your
News WaS 80 fnd of d0"s, Chicago
"When, you prove that, a man is a
fr.tl'.f' .POOP1" w11 "Sard him with
a eraion.
"Some will," replied Senator Sorghum,
"hut unfortunately a lot of them m be
Star nvlous of hlm."-Waahlngton
"Pa. would you bn a-Ind If T mtivA van
a dollar?" . . "" w"
.'.''certainly would, my son."
t,,,;V you rcenber you promised If 1
!?,Vi?nii.a K00d TVJt trom W teacher
you d ge me a dollar, and I dldn't."
Boston Transcript.
He found his front porch with wonder
ful accuracy, navigated the steps with
precision, and discovered the keyhole bv
Instinct. Once In the dimly lighted hall,
there -nas an ominous silence followed by
a tremendous crash.
"Why, what has happened. Henry'"
came a voice from above,
"It's all right, Mary, but l'll-t 11 larn
those goldfish to snap at me!' - Every
body's Magazine.
TAPISTRY OF DREAMS,
National Magazine. f
When the moon like molten amber floods
my room with golden light.
And through the open window I can
scan the ribboned road,
As silvered o'er with hoar-frost It glis
tens in the night,
A jeweled path to fairyland outside my
smalt abode.
'Tis then when others hasten to tho
sleepy land of rest.
I start my loom a-worklng, for It seems
aiy snuttie moves tne faster, and tne
mmmgnt hour proves best,
For the weaving of my tapest
n reams.
stry of V
es, my
My shuttles made of memories,
mind s the whlrrlntr loom.
And my skein the Joys and sorrows' of a
living human soul,
That woven Into fabric in the silence of
my room.
Becomes a very masterpiece, o'er which
I have control.
So as I toil on through tho night whilst
other mortals sleep.
I do not ask to linger by poppy-bordered
streams.
Enough for me to labor, wlde-open-eycd,
ana Keep ,
A-weavlng of my tapestry of dreams.
Some time It will be finished, and content
i ii sinK to rest.
No longer let tho moonlight search the
corners of mv rnnm.
But close the lattice shutters to the then
unweicomo guest,
When slumber shuts my eyelids In the
peaceful dusky gloom.
And if I should not wakeh when tha
sunshine melts the snow,
I beg theo do not call me to face tho
sun's bright beams.
In the weaving of my tapestry of
dreams.
Eut let me sleep In quiet, for I give mv
all you know,
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