T1IK HKK: OMAHA, Fit I DA V, MAY 1.V lf)14. .THE OM AH A . DAILY DEE '""YoI'N I lKlPllYF: 1 WAWft MO SEWA T KR. Vh'TOH IIONKWATKIt, ftWTOIt. Tha Haa I'litillahlna; Company. Prwnrletor. t AMNA M Nl nKVS.NTrTr NTM . tiff) HI i'' ar1 t Omaha A(ff1i' aa rond rlaea matter, (j ti lima or rnni irruiN 1 , Mv arter He mall ' lr mmh rr)ar I jlr nn.Ur , ., Mui ft in I 'dlil- Wllh.uil ifi .1 f . . . . 4 n i: rvaiitna tut Sini.tm ... ,, f.... it tnna; iihritil KiiinUy ,,.......fo 4 X S.n.t null-a f rhanee of H'Unii .if rniniilnt ef lfinifi(r In elierr fs Omaha Ilea, t'lrr uletlnn iiaaarluieiil nail Pr MiTTANrn Remit h draft. eira or rwcial r1r ant ilimm rei-elve.t la eavtttent ef (mi ousts lr..anl rherae. eaM an Omana anil aeetern shnsa. tH ecreiiteri, . , J ' ' ' Or'Mi" fWda-The turn rulMinf 0niilh itmelie-41 N atrarl ' . 'I'ikmi. II dlulfa 14 NiMlh Mai etrsH I In. uln- la illla HiHUIri ( 1,1. . am literal linlLlInf . , Nw N mk - Hnom lift M irh atemie l (.outturn Nw liana i I'nmnirlii Mnlon -11 rmirteanlh H . N. W, ' " , 1 tNtHHk.MttNPKM B, AiMreee -orumunlr anuria Matins (a wewe en4 eitU Inrlal metier to mnahe ttae, MU"rleJ Impertinent, a nil i. t uu ri ,THM. 58,448 lata ef MehraskS, (Vuntv ef lwalaa aa I'wtshl William rlrrulatlon meneaer af Tha fee rut.lloFiiii romp-an, nalnt duly eenrn, sas that avarair itellje eirciilailen lor I ha nwnin f April, I Ml SS M i I'WliTJIT WM.UAMa, tlrrulallon Manalar ii1arll4 m my ("-"' anil ra to Mlora m ' Ihla tm day t( Mv. lu lluUilUv lU'NTKIV Nxarr Puklln. Hntrrtlii WvIm hm flljf , lmpttrrtly . houM hi Tha iw malW i thm Arl rtra will l rharttftHt ttxn M rtx)iKl, ThMa li ft bit ,vUow alraak tlkt t ttoi of tar., In inny of Wkrn It pomvi (o Jmlr irouMa, Kallt DIai la Iha (Ui-Inl of lhni' U. ' ' ' i, . 1 i n ThU Indian It la rroroal ta inamorlallia lh moQUinrnl k cJ courar., f.cv4 iil." Ilutru rttani Mrala untr tf. Thara la lha oM )tni about irrln hor whUa rrlnc tha tvft. A XlaUan rt t'-r aoUtlar 110 a day, haa da (ia It, In conaltutionalUt qual ta about anta I4. Put tha faara-lotlniu huntM man of taw liy atUI aaa'fela airing onlona n4 dandaltoni to Vaap ftUn out of intachtaf. rrplnitii of tha OoTtmer. Tba dainonrait who want Uovtrnor Mora head n ct btrk on tha trark for ranomlnatlon ralaa tha rrjr nlr point that tba paotta ahou4 dactdat lijr t hair votaa whaihr or not tha gov arnnr houll ha tiald to tha promlaa ha mad tint to 4k ftnothar Urm. Now, aa for ua, wa ara not parllmlarly ron rarnad In tha prallmlnarloa Inilda tha dwno rrallo ramp atnapt ft alandard la at by which political conduct la to la mMaurtMl. flovr-rnor Morahaad owM Ma aladlon In part at laaat to rohanra in good faith upon hla darlaratlon that ona tarm In Iha ataoultva offlra aa all ha aoiiiht, rouplad th hla profaiiaad lioiUf that ft man could not romrlantloualy ohay tha'pnopla aa governor with hla aya gluad to a ranomlna tlon. If ha hail aald, "I UI not tank another tarm, but will hold myaelf ready lo ha draft ad," tha Queatlon nitht properly h referred to ft primary rote, hut If campaign pledges ara In tha natura of a contract with tha people for whoaa rota they ara tba onalderatlon not ft ft contract with Iha demorrata alona or ft mere party obligation than how It ran ha reaHndad by ft primary tola, though that vol a be unani mous, U by no mean claar. Another Utile olialacla In tha way of tha proponed referendum plan la that Governor Morehead hai avowed hlmaalf In the running for tha vongrtaalonal nomination In hla district, and ha obvloualy cannot atand for two offices at tha earn a tlnia. If that were parmUalbla, a man might aeek nomination for atry offlca on tha tlcVat, and than maka a aelortlon from among thoa to which ba succeeded,, or wait until after election and qualify for tha Job within roach that looked bast to him. Or per. haps ha might serve In all of them, for If tha people ara to rule, and by thalr votaa want tha sama man to fill half a dosan office, ha has no right ' to refuea.. If Governor Morehead la tha nun tha people want, and must bava, for gov eroor and for congressman, ha ought -by- all means to conaen to ba drafted for both. ' 0ivre Maes tunst haw read uo often tot tha photographer, just , Goraorfor )UU J wbUt'Karrtalad to wh. , s ',' .'. . , invuu If ot bandit." fw Mttro .,i.ner. flftrttt' to . pa from tha card . , ! TMft hfct ta b raiker. what la ft kaadlt? ., lhat fculo encounter wt tn tav ant-room ! vf hla oltVf la farther lot thai Mr, Prji UJ j mi v- ra n ri' acraary ttini for It, ... , . h . r i 1 '," . . ,, ' u tMewtka1 tniprWrtotent tvr tha rutlttant i k aUk,t tba dale of Wellington." fU4 lb 1 t4 b 4v brtvM-a vb luka dWd now eltftar rat It MIJi ba Wen. t'kk-aco itr iaeUMng against VS 1 Uleaaa a urt caattWata frwm Sotttb V'fttvilnn ksul nvM twine aUbt vf tks tact that ' Rr SUlan U atUI In the i U lUiftaU. s Wj". ' I Ok, vbw, tkey k, bew uag pUtola to rut tka t M ffwltk 4own la Taaa tr rn' yt, " x j , , , ltM-e r twai-nv nte cfr4l :ff U Tvtvi oa. H Ua Urt tulnag, tb . ,V ti 4 tr 9i t'a Oaaak -lU.skav twt-ti ttaa bU4ta . I Av'H.njL t,t. a trat4j rgan. ifnft jto !YtVe ae 'a tiii tlgkf ftgaMet tea t'v ro-sN bt ka hNt t U eni hk- C tan ' ' ... - U V la vvttti frtenJat iftfk C Viir4 ai, u Water r Vc b w;. v wart tk re4 w tat blUt KHa'.Vet wkerw U t ,, S. V-a.lvl w " ' Watrr Trtniportfttion. James J, 1 1 111 depreciates tha Importance of wtr transport at tort, because, he saya. when eope want om4hlng .they want It forthwith nd will employ tha most rapid transit poaatble, which Is rail transportation. Therefor., he thinks water facilities for frlght-carrylng will naver again amount ta much, i.-. . rhtloaophlcaJly, Mr. Hlil aounda a vary tru not In tha 'make-up of the' typical American whn ha wants something. ha wanta It at one. And perhaps he la right In saying that water transportation will never amount to much In this country If tba land transportation king succeed In the futur aa well aa they have ta tha past In repreeelag He dvlopmaC - W sum, however, that hla remarks ara not mcaat to tndud tha ranwwta, cant. tkrgh which, w expwet to do an I comets traffic," rresuosably th papl on th ravJfle and AtlantJo' coaata, aa U M in thn lntrlor, wtl carry on through th canal aa txtetstT ithaag f commodttl -tteaplt th awifter tartmie of th rwllroads. " If tk natural forces and tndnc1a wra )V t run tVftlr couiSie"unhlndeT4,' water trans portation. wvuU amount to n grwat deal nor than It does1 In fnUi couetryut nnjttctaJly h14 tn hk. It mr nt. " Mr. Httt Is on rKortfns rwltemttng th iaftdHnftcy of jur traaapo.rU ttMt tnctUtl nd hwlnf-or Impending pr lcMttnt a ocn4aca of th failure of the fncUIUee; ta k pc with, aft, growth ot demands. V To ave!4 th,t rJlan;tty we way ba Just forr4 t ntUis water, navigation 4 plement or rU 4etVtnl. And now tk horw. una suoat faltkfal en int. a vat coat under in bnttct la fin c t naoJern naaltatKva and have' hU oww lrhnu drinking ap The vautn watrUg trvwgh aanat g. tt pUm n. ao cuie are car rVed t. wemt tb rnblto rp for kwrnans In tk latereet 4 health n4 c lean Ua eon. Th antptgw t eittactkna na ntr4j bwgun In litadelpkU. nt bea hw Uncki. bat as )U st (wu it kaw, tb Vet!tt for th trougb ha a frwvhIeA. Vautwlky. tker tn tk asa ki4 t dangr t aaUaeis as hnnM tn drtal'.tg tvtuat co4a.at.oa pUcex Vartaxs alWtaoa. ' aantutry tprt ear. are t" K V eJ4 art. fast aa vrva ntala. way V OMsatna.W-a.te4 '"Urwng tke i4 fwbjc tmktig tioc - wt bt ta t MfrlMt . tk rr-tnK) IrvijtkT Tw home atwat kava water, add tkat aNiaianttv Maav - ritea ha hazily ere re taa r'isi Utxl'.n tk awr nstko4 st ftata watertvg tlce "Vrtape; as a natter A niast for the BeaUra. . OMAHA," May 14-T the Alitor of The lira: Far he It from ma to apoll the Innnrant fun of the youniratra at ('antral lllfh arhnol or to autrst that tha buslaa and Immpntaa be barred from radrt eirrrlaea, hananse I know, havlns axn military aarvlre, that mar tial mualn la tha arrataat thing lit tha werld to make ona ballrva that he Is tha granilaat rwlng In shoe laathnr f . . pt What 1 a ant to art at. throurh the rolmnna of your valuable nawapaper. Is thl' ( a mint enme Intanlnua Individual ussaat to me anma arhrma whlrh will cnahl us nlfht workers who live near btlie blah arhonl lo alrep durlna the day -without hlnt dllurbet by the bus-tea? Huirsaallnna having to do with tar-pads, country homn, hoosa or ahotauna will not Ix ronldirad. I'va tried the ear pada; I ran"t afford a rauntry home; I ve woord snooae with boose until my noaa la aa red as a sactlon hand's under shirt, and as for stopping the aoe with flrrarme, that's out of tha juration he rauae ammunition la too esnonatve for a hotel clerk to Indiilte In. and bealdee there' a too many buflrrs. You boast, and probably rightly to, that advertlalng In your paper brlnra reaults. This la a free one, I know, hut I hope It will sustain your ataortlona hecauae I'm so slerpy half tha time that I've got fifty ambulance chasers following- me all the time, eapeotlng to see me run over any minute hy a street car or something. toah. I'm slippy! And yet I wouldn't knock the )ouna" 'una. aoah no! let Vm have their pittance! c. W. T. l eitara trm m folUlrait lleatkea. HOMKTA HKRK, M,y n.-To the Krtltor of The lite: The aouthem boundary of .Texae-ae It railed Haelf-waa dlaputl. It Maimed everything; to the Rio Grande. The Nueca was'tha real boundary. But Calhoun's stool plgron. James K. Tolk, tent Oenaral 7.char)' Taylor oatenslbly to protect Texaa and expected him to crote the Nuecea. This Tsylor refuted to do without xpra ordcra. Theae were aiven Taylor obevel; and Mexico accepted the war thua fored upon It. Forgive me for not writing the details of what fol lowed. In a few inontha our slater re puhll lay proetrate and OHgd at our feet. The American Hag- waved over tha" National palace at Mexico City. Mexico had to accept our terma. . What did we demand? We took from her not only Texts, with aa area of JK7.0X) square miles, but we took beetde gat.ortn square mllee, making a total of ftft.na tqiiara ml). ThU wa more than Mexico had left I.. aquere mllee. But some Jack-ln-the-r lump! up and ea,v: "We paid Cor tt " True, by the treaty ef Guada lupe Itklalgo w agreed to par tt HS. We,ia. But, aHer the treaty. wa signed an eeatrvt. we rung tn a eel -erf of im aginary rlalmt of American rhiseas ta the amount of ti.o,oMa, reducing the amount actually paM Max tee t UV1.0ft. re ou know what w pld aa acre tn thta forv4 br. e4 CAtraT- A ttttte leea than J centa TWere Is net tn the whol trwtee. tkn et. the 4unweihemiet , et Mexteo ene etngle redeeming feetnre M owe. eingte .brtghj; too. lvw with out excuae It nevre ki4 euoceeafol ivi,ut But you aaki. "Why cvjvilJ our countrrmea be Indiwd to carry on such A crtme. tt was the wk of atavocrata ef the eMtth awd the 4euehie.'e of the worth. Ne man wtte woutd ttvw oa the Wnrequlte4 lva ef another ever poetetted a eonertrwee. Men bke JeCtraa Pwvia wtbei t extend aleve terTrtory. Men bke rreakha rverce waeard mv and , nut h e the beh of the south. There , re n-.aey V.inga that go to make up lue-m- . Te 'Wavaaae to-weri nf Frtar rVacow -ttvyet cfclvwJry. Martin Oiui xirt aal the AaaerK-en Notee Oreated eewttaaewt tbat WaJe Krmrd uwfTtejfcflT rtavg tfce stavofceMere' rettUfW. Pree oott "aiiet eT Vextcw" was p neajej ne aerore tb Octbroak ef Our war wfi Mexico, The akigwa: "Ta th V!t e NwiHiXM " wuxe ta battle cry tfcat rCk-4 ear rawka wctk ewch bravw eUewe at n.vt reiwetct.' V3rs wboto aeiHat vi wa fUe4 wnfc tVeugfcta f ha xw.le -Ui aaj ANerados lra. wwM fan et rwettitepor or ret ara with tbe bao ef CUrtaa. Wat w Nt tiwd to erpoee tkta wcJwaa- Tea. AttaUa LtaK-4w. tsw a wwmber of eoa growv waa irkw tboao w k ereei tiw war wtt Vexioo. TVeanas Oorw-ua of t tat tw tfce r-to 5tate tanau Wre I a Mesvaa, as I am aw A atari raa. 1 kM ww-vct tS wemfeorw b xwJera w-.Tfe e araaa t a bMrmm S georcfc fe rororre ef rJ? ef Mfeke ami ywu wv'a kareTy raj - a ft" tte iawwtanMi -miwxv s3rcc; kaw rwa.k4 tk bolvng ! KXNV avay Ve saeo4 wtik tk lit- Vul .? fwjr.l Vi-vve4ev" eaereos tk 1 1 '4: -kt. , nag. rroeaia.k xKag T-t. ra',N raa, j, I i - ha twt Or ixa rw Kn srt vr wab kV,'ji t U v vv.wNl reUvw (wr Vt- j wo tt-V better tor cm d-fe t carry e cwy e-xck k.v rcr ataxy ioo-g ?. ir ewk naaxal. Tk ag'aeo hs :-.e bn e wk tke rw4 ef eaxrj-r reArrn K-r 4 . tknt wtt wa-t tie, k Tso OMKraeet of 9: hoi V rreeV arHiX OvwV tbe pwr.rw of PajWwA tx sveac we. of -w--ii a anl ft waoa -4 I l Kaai-ct at tb aaraAna t fxua by Rijvoaxwix wee ef riV teJrfle.i t wSI a 4m:.m tk "alia r K ai rv-9v- 9t atyfrwaT t!e va."Vi yrorw irw.-?. W V; woa- r l-a: Vocw-aj m ja t t"W.te4 Starea , TEX HSiTE ' Mexican War News, 1846-7 Snail Pace of Yesteryear and tha Speed of Today. tra.ae (e.treala. Newanapcr readera of today, who have the very lateat word from the various sears of trouble In Mexico, brought with lightning speed and laid be fore them at tha breakfast table, can scare ly appre rlat tha difficulties newspapers labored under In getting news from the front during th Mexican cam paign of Wt-7. Telegraphy then was sit experiments! toy. encouraged here and discouraged there. It had r-cen In exlstenoa two years, connecting New York end Albany and tha triangle formed by Baltimore, Washington and Philadelphia. It waa of no value as a news factor tn that war. Th chief means of news conveyance was by "clipper" sailing ships and by re turned soldiers or wonoomhatants from Mexico. Theru were no "war correspondents" ow tha scene until late In tha war, tio press bureaus and no camera brigade to pk-ture heroes tn action. Tba people back borne had to wait patiently for such thrills of war as offi cial reports brought to Washington weeks after tha event. News Via, Neve Orleaae. Aa examination of old newspaper fUee In New York libraries, made by the New York. Evening Post, shows that New Orleans waa the chief source of news of General Scott s campaign. The New Orleans Pica yune and tha New Orleans Delta maintained fast sail ing ships between the Creecent City and Vera Crus. each straining tall and aeamanshlp talent to the utmost to score a "scoop." New York papers made no effort to expedite news to the metropolU, most of what they did puhllah. aside from official reports, being clipped from the enterprising New Orleans peers. "It ta IntereeUng to note," says the Post, "the gradual development of war correspondence during the carnpalg-ns In northern and central Mexloo. At firat. during Taylor'a early battle en the Mexican aide of the Rio Grande, there seem to hava been almoat no rorretpondrnta of a profeeelonal character In tha field; Indeed, to the very end, accounts of General Taylor's battles usually cwme either In his mfficlsl re ports or from his officer a It waa very different, though, with General Scott's army. And in the musty file of ancient newspapers we come across some word-pictures" of the landing of the American army at Vera Crus, the storming of Chapultepec, or tha entry Into Mexico City that could be slipped Into the columns of any Jingo publication of today, without requiring the changing of a syllable. Similarity of Eveata. "One feature that has aroused much comment al ready ta the remarkable similarity of Incidents in the two were If one msr call exiatlng relations with Mexico a war. It has been pointed out that the trouble at that time was precipitated by the distressful Internet atrtfe In Mexico, which made It impossible for the United States to secure redress for wrongs done to its rltisena. or assurance of protection for them In the future. Also, President Wilson's special agent in Mexico, John Lind. waa paralleled In the early 'Ta by John Rlldell. who was sent by President Polk In precisely the same capacity, and who met with precisely tha same reception aa General Huerta extended to Und. "As one delves farther Into the contemporary ac counts of events In 1M&-4, tha similarity becomes elriktng. For Instance, there waa a Tanapico Incident Identical with tbat which caused Boar Admiral Mayo to make hie demand for a aalote to the American flag. Among a long Hat of grievances suffered by Ameri cana at tha hands of Mexico, published In tha Evening Poet of January . 1MT, la cited tae case of a lieu tenant Otbont ef the United States revenue cutter Jefferson, who, with n boatload ef hla men, was ar reeted by the Mexican military author a lea at Tamalco. , TVHneetta areata during the war were of a snore or Vaea sjrmOar character, while the temper ef the country waa airaoat tha asms aa that generally noted today toward tha proa poet of active. hoatlUUee with Mexico. People were loath to tee war begun; tn the worth, eepecialty. the aim of the eouthern ciiiati ataaien to tnrreaae the a lava ate tee and preeerre their hold n tae national lagtalartrre waa fully realised. - - "But then, a aowv people eeemed to grit thezr teeth and snake up thetr mrnds that If the Job had to be done It bad beat be done right. Thia Is no where more strongly shown than tn the cotvmna of the Cventns? Poet. "Has newspaper pointed out edi torially in tha winter of 1H7 that tt was ah very well for people to eay the war waa a bad war. hut that tba country had embarked upon It. and tt waa tba 4aty of every boneet cftfetea to brio the government to the finish. The rerurtanea 4 certain ataiea te wrwvtde edeqnaete equlpaeeat tor the reguweaus of volunteers thoy effared to evppix the federal government ta eepeciany o placed. "Later on, indeed, even thoee Journals vbKt at ftret ngcrowaty eembatreA the idea, of war an4 ae ex steal the wttet-kw mocrxrs of the) war party aorta to havw toeev tn part at teaat, carried away by tke tide of vVtosieev" li ertatwar ed "tt te sagwtT.caat to readi of Ike wowaerfat. record - brewhtaat tris maAe by two ecTasera he the Pnctfl: coaat, ts November. Ckev These efficere. CM. Mat en. ef the Ftret frageoww and Ltetet. Wateeav. ef Ue .wand by th Gewer V tv-wi by t .wbK had p4 be tk Wat. m JT-a u t-51' jh, oe. t aenbor to e on to fVo4 wvh'JI kw w at-vt, i wfcjy 4w4 b tk . .a.,M r vfwt at n bKvae stto vvi n sv,ls.W Je e b eV-eorw trevuvia wns ejo a)r. viy. us., . ov ; j cjr Sna Xxl Ttt SZL wPva tk e; tJ rwrabZicma. stae cvw ks tr Bsljr ext4 l Ubtrn? swsecwa W b soi for am ojB.nxa a b ltt tk U rexwurw aa tk has -a ientt yctxc ! Te. cka t tVe attgr.r joaerwA. fur i ti: aasA-jar tk cJaiAa ii ai Oer ave4 k-' r -wc - be kexMbL wbi nt caa aJi t or dwaraw frvat be wjaSa roetTa t tko sa-rat v,rVi 04 Ike au-fhew. Tie prLar haw t4 Mttr tk ava-o eaiie n c a.; ! Mwiixwft. ; A:ej-Hi ta rp-nA cvo tMia ofiTa .- Ht t atr oetVa f aJ. io.:t- bC part.' -cuer tkat pvewr w3,-t t ti jcwe rheA v. s. aamwo, n uc rw eCwaHaa. mm Livwa ar.aJ bw waumauvt .v-l,' ' - . f -w ianMiat.-Wam k me ee-erwl eMtua uml tl Wa .a 1 rfCw, .va ' pc-H. Me)( ua twvJWjv aWal m ta ji,n4M P-vi . KL . .... . 1 " ant tow otH ' V i'ai flrx nt ev4 tS, ac a Mia4 C bou MAJiMt!" T ,.i , .-, ue 'a-we d .im ri i,,- .aa SA "tim wa a 4 !v-., a ah. vvr Editorial Snapshots .' x tl k.e .a,- - a- cor. a a''o-.-.'i ,kj, -Ka , yw. W.,& .1. 1. . -,- J 4 t h,,i4m 4-o.a, vt k Hwiit a vwi. rrar owwaA-MK s ...v 4 a x "-'J wiatr va ! et -r bew! aa ' t!v4iaajilai m Tbocw e i t otaaa be he nay re.j wnX e igrwan ahewaat awe , 4.u-a eet ry ua mi i I. ' XA amaiwAere wwl Jam ecaj e the ai mt ka h nat m sac. lM'a e. S aeasn haa n bhwl BOOtiti ef n Nw Surest . re,!ruo4 wniM oa an ywat t m as.,., . t-i taai.4S. tv cacntai fan , a: ".A.- w a..'. we est., tut r-. .a-. ' wa irn. fav4 -a cms oa'X Kaewri Ijas- The - Caviw .Mauauuwa c,iw at We 9 a? h er iaaf atswd ae Ttarma gwwn. waora an CXwifMrwa to . wWer a re&anw tri Xw Pda- jwa Www vav.4 a aa e eiimrfttai ewjiTa.aiaa er ttx. a Leuta Raputali: T1Ma raaacaak at onaera. ta tvamirrfm wrth the Mexwaa trases. - A fas sain- brta u rnarrore fee theen ax New Term. e henr of wherh they aai'jed for Cagrws, en th twk-TW e Panama Twey raakrhe thie part U ftukMX dayw. and u na th kxhaxan tn two aye Bon, thws gemg the Panfls atd eC tba laxhnraa Pwsasa froaa New Tar an e-ftem davra. ScannFtlcnar wkjrk haa ne'er horn dtana kafneii, mm w wet enwy bo eeeat ave asw-a, oanxactmtr researacd tae New Tjv ?em. v-r w aaJ;a were i-aa theat crwttaaT hxto tw eatd eteJW vaeo'Ia were aterajly yrocwnd by paaia tta Aaescc ta kwckai&3x ft. off Trn Crux were prat! ef tho e.4 sa-.pa-f-0-Ein, or TWv. which wore eel nev?taye ef naval harcfataw A rats. tr- werh ew wa thaA e IS Cnrne Seamen aoaaanaas atmaa-haearta, fror Taaxjw aa Snarl as New Crkua The rrb w rurnail rw Terfc 1 a htie an than two wwtx TVarw was wafxrwffy nracft wei-txer nag i aim th war iei C toee eVao-a. Th nanaj term ef a news ster-y waa tAe ti: learn tsax. Ceavral Tnrtar waa s kaw e tn t hnat. tar- Tvweriav wtch Gw- itwiav anal a parwttx ef Ciawx: tnrnrhW hrtgaaa. A ax i iput ttat C aai at rvrea, mf w-iaaa w ho ae near of hwa. waa at Vw ura warh CM aatary. tt wa ag,M!j riperraa aaal bn-iaW caax tk 5aca Aa hal X. aaeai a CHXEBY CHAFF. "I understand that you danced the tango all nlaht" "That's the way people will try to be It tie a man's record!" exclaimed t'nele Flopeole. "'Anybody can tnro all nlKht. I atarted in at 1 o'clock the pre vious afternoon." Washington Star. "But." the new tenant objected, "yon wrote that there waa a great view from the room I waa to have." "Well." replied the landlord, "don't Vou tee that picture of Niagara Falls on the billboard across the street?" Chicago Kerord-Herald. Wife And so you got your life Insured for my benefit? How lovely! Husband Yes, my dear, but Just re member If you drive me to suicide you won't got a cent. Boston Transcript. "Jim." aaid an honest coal dealer to one of his drivers, "Jim. make that ton of coal ano pounds short. It I" for a poor, delicate widow, and she will have to carry all of It up two flights of stairs. I don't want her to overtax her dtrength." Philadelphia Record. lricksvllle Poetmaater fdiacusslng affairs of state) Now. what do you think of our foreign relations. Exry? Prominent Lounger (warmly) t think they should he barred out uv this here country If they can't read an" write! Judge. The baa ball team that was being walloped objected to a decision of the umpire. The players drew tot-ether In a compact little bunch and Jabbered vigor ously. Pretently the pitcher, the catcher and th rlirht fielder approached the welting official. "Let'a- mediate," they smilingly re marked. "Play ball!" roared the umpire. Clove land Plain Pealer. People zm& Erents 1 - The Beams ef an ! zaviaan-e at M-w. mry s Cha wgw ar-ng na vcw a vatttt of " Ota J3. t eeuaner- Ssn Twcwt ef navv-aa; WeOtmaM aaora tsuva etaSua in a a caMt ef aursr a i?tawn leaner eaw at O re ma, ae h wa 91 yearn eaA, m th an.-y same! tae Bar ax A utr-U. aa waaw raawraaa crao i i heaat WT , j aa w r C .& . atao wkai i tV c4 rr- c8 . at acit t rri- -ve?i. 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Bm paea t aa rmm. se aauary- tea 1 - a ",ii ww tarn -wrrm-w hw !aaa aawna ly a tnmm. a anU srwi nting as a ouuw taaa W-Wa THE EUGENIC BABY. Thomas H. Hyder in .Denver New? Oh. the eugenic babe ia a marvelous child, Gee! Whlx! It certalnlv Is! To tay otherwise will get people riled Who live by the mles of the eugenis books. And eat what they eat cooked by engenia cooks. Besides he is a kin to the dear suffra gette, Wsugh: Fudge! No one should gnjdtre Anything dear to the dear suffragette. The eugenic babe hs a pink and white skin Ooah! Ping! What a marvelous thing! He haa two ears, two eyes, one note and a chlnl His principal features are nearly all mouth. When he f acee the north his back'a to the south; And queer though tt aeems, he haa two tiny feet. What? Rot? Why. certainly not! All eugenic babies have two tiny feet. The eugenic bsby must mind every rule High! Oum! Now, thafs going some! His summer are warm and his wintera are cool! If with the eugenlo achemo he complies, And he live to be old. he'll bo old when he dies. Oh. the eugenic babe Is a miracle child Scat! Kats! There's a pain In my slat' Each bsby that's bom Is a miracle child. OMAHA COFFEE NEWS Br4vkfYftTt flit ion Mi't"t rq Twt tufts fn coffee mast be distinctive, pleaiing and unchanging to merit continuous use. 1 your coffee doesn't taste the same morning after morning, change the brand. You're not get ting good coffee. As n trial, order Chocolate (Cream Coffee. Itn quality is unvarying. Even poor cooking can't make k bitter, spoil the fragrance or take away its smooth strength. M .afafAsntaTJsl t. ay-kl ERAIfD newer fails to win favor, because it never fails In qualify. You'll like ft every one m the family will like it it's better than any coffee you've ever used. Chocolate Cream Coffee coats just a little more than the "cheapest- but worth double for its goodness. eM eaty aa aeal rlbaea eeaaaa na. Sic gar Sh. At all good grocers mua eaocrjt mua. 'ankwaaaM(Jn t A Chickens Pay the Laundry Bill Some women insist on doing their own washing every week to help out the family income. They know a dollar saved is a dollar made, so they proceed to economize and begin on the laundry bill. But thia is solving the problem in the wrong way; ' don't try to save try to make. It is always easier to work with your head than with your hands besides it's more profitable. Thins, ef that bg back jard where the week.' washing is hang at. I&steaa ef patting, oat the wajhieg there next week ' pat ot aoa&c chickeava. Ten can aily bay a good stock -f heat to start whk bt in . nwtieg a as ail Want A tn tk ""PojJtTT" coUrca of Tte Be. Ton can locate th bet chiekeas ta tos hy this iaehoi. and get tien at a low fr.ct, too. Then don't forget that if you buy your chickens through a Bee Want Ad. others will bay theirs from you in the same way. Tv aac yo raa an tk eggs that way alio. Toa raa fi4 cxitom w i will tak yoar ex are sepply nt bgker price tUa tie wkaewai tu wonli pay. Consider this it is certainly easier to attend to chickens than it is the laundry. WRITE OUT THAT WANT AD FOR THE BEE. Telephone Tyler lOOO THE OMAHA BEE Erjblj Read c Want Ada . j 7" J - IS 1 1 :il k V i- I ill awt-orwat T-r aaar ar wow aa I S naai we kr tfewe aaua I , j ! i li; OsHtC M v It fiv T 7 a Here s a pure food movement! 21iks tie retris-raiar rtreet and clean. Cecily, fjrilh LE DOST Gmtac. sLrt sod gems rcitl fcariirw k. l deans xtj'v'f CTtWai-O - 1