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THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, MAY 5, 19U.
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Hucrta Is finding It. hard oven to let go.
"Does marrlago chango the character?"
Well, that depends on the marriage.
A batch of election fraud indictments Is
chronicled In Now York, not In Council Bluffs.
Perhaps you have noticed that a, slightly
distorted view of the ihbip at Mexico- presents
the form of anintorrogatlon .mark.. - . ,
The lid ih Off.on thaCsocret confab of Ne
braska democratic JidjtoJPfl Where harmony was
uncorked with stlch '.a loud- pop that tho bottlo"
almost burst.
The demand Is renewed for wl cars for
Omaha. The street railway company seems to
be going on tho theory that tho 8 o'clock lid law
fcfcttlpd that, ;: '
It will be interesting to soo what tho new
reserve bank docs to Kansas City's clearings
figureti. t(uloss rumor Is wrong, they are likely
to suffer a severo punCturo.
Another pertinont question: When wo ar
rive at our city plan to. which tho Greater
Omaha lH.td. be. ma.de to conform, can tho Water,
board be made to eomo under it?
ij .u. . . , u
it Tho VoV 'federal reserve banks aro to' lie
ready for TTuslrioss August 1. Now wo know
wbjMnat' currency bill. had to bo rushed through
congress linder whip fend spur without & tn'o
tno,t'B delay last December. '
Dospalr-'not, for tho futuro Is safe when all
these fresh and ambitious doctors, lawyers,
Preachers, dentists and othor saviors of man
kind any being turned out upon tho world to
carry forward tho uplift of tho race.
An Sport declares that It is not "tho city
beautiful," but "the city healthful," at which
We should aim, and that beauty must bo subor
dinated to health.' ' Thero is no good reason we
know of why both shodld not go togother.
Down In Lancaster cbuhty a damage suit for
169,140 Is brought on bohalf of a G-year-old
boy maimed by a railroad. Here In Douglas
county the railroad that cuts off a 7-yoar-old
boy's leg gets away with It for $000 and arupu
titlon bills, 1
Tho Lincoln Star seems particularly dis
tressed as. to whether each announced candi
date, for university regent is for consolidation
on tho farrii campus or for sticking to thy
boarding house site. We thought this issue
was to be determined by tho people with thoir
little ballots without the aid or consent of any
of the officescekers.
The Nebraska Conference of Charities and
Corrections resolved In favor of the establish
ment of state, county and municipal farm work
colonies for petty offenders, which wo take it
means a workhouse with farm attachments. But
who Is to establish U, city, county or state ;
Tho trouble Is that each has been waiting for
tho Other Vhen they should got together and
make, a combined move.
The Bogy Man of Militarism.
The people are again being warnea that un
less they are on their1 guard a great standing
army, comparable with the huge military estab
lishments of Europe, will be saddled upon the
United States a$ a Result of our little brush with
Mexico. The same warnings were heard at th
time of tho Spanish-American war, and of our
later military occupation of the Philippines, but
1 he groat standing army that was to 'menace our
liberties did not then materialize, and will not
now. .
Tho peace footing of tho army in this coun
i.y must, of course, bo gauged' by tho work
which the soldiers have to do. For many yearn
It consisted chiefly of patrollng the western
frontier to keep down outbreaks of unruly In
dian tribes, but that chapter has been closed.
Our outlying insular possessions and Alaska re
quire military protoctloh, and the Panama canal
will have to have some, soldiers on the spot all
the time, but outBlde'of hls wo havo no greater
need of .a standing army for coast defense or
suppression of Internal '(troubles than we have
had right nlong. What Is required, and what
our military establishment alms to bo, Is a
peaic-tirao framework of! trained officers and
disciplined troops, particularly for tho special
ized branches of tho sotvicc, which may be sup
plemented on call by .tho National Guard, and
tilled out further in emergency by volunteer.
The danger of militarism, in the sense of a
military government, for. tho United States la
nothing but a bogy m,an. v "
Labor's Fool Friends
Ono of the strongest c"artyons that has re
cently appeared portrays tho tlangor to which
"Labor" is exposod by his fool "Friends." Labor
Is the colpssua of brawn and slnew, of. Intelligence-
and determination, yet his firm footing
Is weakened by noisy demonstrations of dema
gogues and agitators, .roi-ilag wavers and
bomb exploders. If there ever .was a time for
safo and sano leadership' of the working classes,
this Is tho particular period If? Is when busi
ness conditions are In more or !.leis unstablo
equilibrium that prosperity cannot possibly bo
enjoyed by olthor labor or capital except by
fulling together on the same ropo for a re
ostabllshmqnt of business confluence. . .
'.When everybody willing to work Is being
employed at full time and wages, the voice of
tho industrial revolutionist does not command
much -of a sympathetic audience, nor are the
wheals of progress seriously impeded by thoir
Efforts. When work is slack and It is a ques
tion not so much whether capital or labor gets
tho big ond as whether there Is any surplus to
divide, rainbow schomes which ordfharily Wduld
not attract a passing thought, get attention,
and tho moro fantastic the bettor, ,ust so th
bromlses are big and catchy. Under such cir
cumstances tho suggestion that tho ond Justifies
tho moans sometimes leads to resort to very
questionable means'.
Not that labor has no real and serious
wrongs yet to bo rlghtod. Many Just grievance
of labor havo been rodressed, but seldom by
threats or hunger strikes, or law defiance cer
tainly not by vlolen'co or rapine or armod con-
vIliqU Whon tho cause Is Just, conciliation and
tyrblira'lloh prove -rabro" pf fectlvor :Lrib"bVt will?
always bo bosot-wlth fool friends; the growing
"in.telllgonco and "Jfaifm't)dedness of the groat
Mijusa 01 our American -wageworkers Is the best
iign or nil, ror thoy must be depended on aslhe
uunui uuu me Biuoiy vaivo. s
Other Side of the Shield. rV
The Bee not long ago gave Its readers' the
benefit of certain Information divulged' by Vb?
Prohibition National handbook as-.to the .pro,
gram and expectations of those enlisted in th
campaign against the liquor traffic, ifthe samjf
Interest attaches to tho viewpoint or . those, oh
gaged, on the othor side, then this extract from
a bulletin just Issued by (ho crop Improvement
committee of the United 8tatos Brewers' .asso
elation deserves attention:
The demand for the costly Bohemian hops is duo
to the rapid growth of the bottled beer business, which
In turn Is due to the sreat Increase In the family trade.
As n table drink, beer Is saining steadily In popularity?
and most brewers make special brews for their bottled
beer, in which they employ the costliest materials, such
aa the finest barley-malt. Imported rice and a Rood
percentage of Bohemian hops. The crop Improvement
commltteo of the United States Brewers' association
has undertaken an extensive work In furthering- the
betterment of crop conditions In the barley and hop
producing ttates. The fact that the beer sales ore
Increasing steadily In spite of Industrial depression
and prohibition agitation, has Impressed your1 com
mittee with the Importance of looking ahead to the
time when business gtnerally revives, and the politico
prohibition movement has worn Itself out. Vhen thlr
time 'comes the beer trade will develop with even
greater rapidity than In the past decade, and we must
be ready for Itl
Perhaps this suggestion may In part explain
tho transfer of tho activities of the antl-salooa
forces from local and state fields to tho move
ment for national prohibition by amendment
to the. federal constitution.
Jutl In Mnkr nn ln(nlry.
BRADSH AW, Neb., Stay 4.-To the
Editor of The Beo. With yoyr kind per
mission we would like to use a little
space simply to make an Inquiry. in
The Bee of April 30 we read, with much
Interest, the speech of Congressman
Adolph J. Babath of Chicago. Our Inter
est In the speech aroused slmowhat a
question In our mind as to what cir
cumstance had arisen of sufficient Im
portance to call for a defense In the
house of congress of what he terms
foreign horn soldiers serving In tho
American army. Had anyone questioned
their courage or valor?
Why not the Jew be loyal and patriotic
to tHIs country? It Is the only nation, or
country on earth over which floats a
flag that gives him ahsolute and perfect
freedom? If In tho defense of that flag
that guarantees to him religious liberty,
commercial freedom and social equality,
an occasional death might, or does occur,
are the Jewish people paying any greater
sacrifice for the freedom they enjoy than
do Americana? And, by the way, aro
they under any less obligations for the
freedom they enjoy?
It seems to the writer that unless Mr.
Sabath has had his people's patriotism
questioned, or some indignity of import
ance offered, that his speech was some
thing of a bombast not called for. As a
veteran of the civil war, I can truth
fully attest from personal knowledge
that the Jew made as good a soldier as
any other class of peoplo. foreign born
or American born. If there were any
provocation for Mr. Bahath's effort, he
should havo so stated In a preface to his
remarks, that the reader might form
Jiomes Intollgent Idea regarding his
gnovance. JOHN B. DEY.
The chpo! board, re-ejected Buperlntendnt Henry
L James by unanlmtm vnt n,,.i it...; v,.. ..... .
t ".contract entered Into with hlm
. . v in. ,vv mo urn year.
Captain Marsh has returned from a three months'
visit to Calllurnla much Improved in health.
George Heimrod returned to thl city with his wife
nd with their youngest child, which was born to Mr.
HelmrxxJ while she was In -Germany.
A new plank sidewalk Is being laid around the
UcCfird. Brady A. Co, . building, corner Tenth and
rarnarrt.
General Gibbon, commandor of the Department of
the I'lotte. has received orders to send two battalllons
of artillery and ono' of 'infantry to the reunion at
Dubuque. 1
Considerable compla'nt- Is heard over the condition
of Jtfferscn Equate. Many ty u is more like a cow
pasture as the gates are btok'tn down and cattle
roam through it at will.
L. X Barrett, who recently opened a macramee
school in Crounse's bloek. has departed without leave
to his pupils, who are lamenting" their prepayment.
pf tuition.
Mrs. J. 3. Riley awj'her.two daughters. Misses
Jennie and Minnie, df Schuyler are the giiests of
Mrs. C p. JIarcns, who Is a daughter of Mrs. R ley.
Assistant Principal a. N. Henshaw has been given
perraJssJbii to u,a rcom in th High school for sum
sac? classes la Jul? and August.
I
Increasing- Our Meat Supply.
. Those conversant with the meat supply situ
ation believe we will soon reap the benefit on n
small scalo of grazing live stock on the open
streV.hes of" our Jtso' patlonal forest reserves.
Hore Is one opportunity, for Increasing our meat
supply of which we should avail oursolves to
thq Very last degree. The government collocts
a fair rental, or permit fee, from tho stockmen
for the use of .the grass and the general publlu
will finally share In tho benefits. These re
serves lying in some, rich sections this year, ac
cording to expert report, will afford pasturo for
.11,000,000 head of ttock. We shall need, of
course, all the help posslblo to combat tho odds
against tho maintenance of the meat supply bal
ance, especially so long as the oconomic folly of
raiding the young, unfinished herds. Is con
tinued. . .
The tnirr of Aurora.
SILVER .CltKEK, Neb., May 4.-Tu
Editor of Thf Bee; And now has sud
denly appeared In the brilliant galaxy of
authorities on International law a new
star of the first magnitude, viz., W. L.
fitark of Aurora not Aurora, III., nor
Aurora, Borealls, but Aurora of bur own
Nebraska. United States of, America.
If anyone be disposed to question tho
right of Mr. Stark to be ranked with
Orotlus, Puffendorff, Vattel and Whea
.ton, I need only to remind him that Mr.
Stark some years ago attained to the
subllmest heights of judicial glory by
serving a term as Judge advocate of the
Nebraska national guard with the rank
of majoh That ought to settle It. Dut
If the doubter bo still unconvinced let
him read that very profound discourse
by Mr. Stark, on "The Law of Salutes,"
recently addressed to Governor John H,
Morehead, wherein he demonstrates by
citations from history that a salute to
our flag by a provisional government
which Is not a provisional government
Is a. thing President Wilson was in duty
bound to secure even at the cost of much
blood and treasure, and of making' a
complete wreck of Bryan's new battle
ship "Friendship." Mr. Stark proves
further that when a salute In the Tam
plco affair sis refused the president
not only had a right, but l(t was his duty
to make reprisal by seizure of Vera
Crus.
The fact that, according to President
Wilson, there was no provisional govern
ment In Mexico, cuts' no figure In Mr.
HUrk argurgpnt; nor that all we havo
to show for our bravo display of "power
at Vera Cruz.. Is seventeen dead Ameri
can boys art'fO0 to ,800 .MeXlcaner-a. ruth
less socrlffri'rif hurnan .lives On "the altar
of conceited Idiocy. 'And' still further' It
! Lcuts no figure, with. his argument that. Ir
p i v. . 4 T - r, . tint.
yHn has got a bear by; the tall and Is
'-esperatcly trying to' get the powers of
tfoum America anu 01 Europe 10 neip
hlro let go.
And now its a sort of side Issue, I
would like to know what right Mr. Stark
of 1,'Aurora had to butt ",ln at this time
and assume to give .Governor Morehead
1 advice, In matters of international law.
)ForMb.e. "It, known, that right hero In
Central Cjty, In my own county of Mer-
rjek, replendent In gold braid and, brass
Sittofls,' resides the present Judge ,'advo
te (Jf - the. Nebraska national guard
Major W. F. Allen, if Governor More-
head heeded expert advice as to his
negotiations iX' foreign emperors. Kings
iridV pdt?'ntatc. It was for Major Allen,
the iprcsnt' Incumbent, to. give Hi If any
Judgl adyocati at all, and not for a has
been llkeljJdge Stark.;
Mr,r Stack's thrusting himself fn with
his ndvlcfrf and Governor Morehead's ac
ceptance pfltt waa a deadly insult to the
flsg, and To" the honor and dignity of
Central City, and, If need be, should be
wiped out In blood. Major Allen should
Immediately demand that before C:3o
p. ro. on, some old Sunday the offending
parties salute Central City's flag on pain
of having Aurora (of Nebraska and not
of Borealls) selted and numerous of Its
citizens murdered by way- of reprisal.
Now let Major Allen hop to It, only be
ing careful not to bombard Aurora and
thus takes chances of killing women and
children as did the commander of our
fleet at Vera Cruz.
In concluding that very able discourse
on International law Mr. Stark relieves
himself of a little Judicial dicta that all
patriotlo citizens should uphold Presi
dent Wilson and Secretary Bryan In their
bloody work In Mexico, which same dicta
is- my justification 'for saying that all
patriotic citizens of Central City and
Merrick county should uphold Major
Allen In going over to Aurora and wiping
out In blood the afore-mentioned Insult
to our flag, CHAHJ.ES WOOSTER.
But who Is responsible for that fake "wire
less that lo'd us to believe for a few hours that
a-big ocean steamship freighted with precious
human cargo had gono down in oriental waters'!
Better a false alarm, It Is true, than a false as
surance of safety but some way of verifying wire
less messages, or, rather, making receipt and
translation of them accurate, will- have to be
dovlsed.
A camera-shot of Carranza's bodyguard
shows a 12-year-old boy soldier In the constitu
tionalist uniform. In any other country, that
VQUld call down upon someone the opprobrium
cf cradlo-sn&tcherv
Quaint Bits of Life
Lewis Hlgglns of 'Newfane, Vt., has
cigars made of Connecticut leaf, which
were rolled before the civil war. One
of thorn waa smoked recently and made
a .good smoke.
Clara K. Carter of Grand Junction,
Ca!;, who died St the day and hour she
had predicted for her own death two
weeks before, spent her last hours mak
ing paper f lowerw to bo used In -decorating
her coffin.
O. M. Turner of Greenville, S. C, la
tho father of u ton ot qhlldrtn. HI
family consists of ten children, two girls
and eight boys. The average weight of
the children Is ttu pounds, the lightest
being 10 and thr heaviest XU.
In a will probated recently In Yonkers,
N. V.. Rabbi Hymsn 8etsky left 1M to
two men with whom he quarreled forty
years ago over the Price of same eggs.
He admitted that he waa not sure that he
had been light In the quarrel.
The Port Jefferson, -L. I., Wevkly has
the following account of a local wa
ding: Jarvla Robinson and Miss Oraee
Hedges, both of Port Jefferson station,
wsro quietly married Wednesday No
cards, some cake and nobody's business."
Aimed at Omaha
V'lndlcntlou Throujth Leant Loophole.
Norfolk Press; A few weeks ago three Omaha
lawyers were Indicted on a charge of blackmailing a
prominent Omaha merchant. Friday the Indictments
were all dismissed because the merchant, who was
In New York, announced that he did not care to
prosecute. Fiascos such aa this do not tend to In
crease one's respect for legal procedure An Indict
ment on such a serious charge ought to bo followed
by a trial, unless there Is some better reason to offer
than that the complaining witness does not care to
appear
Henry, Why Did Yon Do ltt
Guide Rock Signal: Henry C. Richmond threw a
fit last week in his Omaha Nebraskan because Wil
son declared war on Huorta. Henry must have at
tended church on "Qo-to-Church Sunday" and experi
enced religion. Funny how these Omaha (Dahlman)
democrats will grasp at straws In order to condemn
the "grapo-Julce" administration. The gang of brew
ers that are backing Henry are sending more boys
to hell every year than all tho wars that ever existed.
We hope he does as he threatens, gets out of the
democratic party and stays out, and that he will take
along a lot more of those Omaha roughnecks with
him.
When Mnry Failed to Warble,
Blair Enterprise: A lot of those yokels who went
from the tributary country towns to Omaha last
week to hear Mary Garden In grand opera, and
wouldn't know grand opera quality If they should
meet up with It In their porridge dishes, were terribly
disappointed when Mary didn't appear as advertised;
not that they did not hear her, but that the Omana
papers advertised her non-appearance and they
couldn't gush to their neighbors on their return home
about how beautiful her singing was.
Competition Appears nn the llorlson.
Hastlncs Tribune: The Omaha Bee says that
Nebraska's metropolis is said to have the worst city
Jail ever. We can't agree with The Bee, ror we
Insist that Hastings deserves to be so branded.
Echo ot Seed Cnnipnlfin.
Echo Of Seed CnmpnlRn.
West Point Democrat: For some reason the busl-
tie j men of Omaha have not been is Interested as
wl In the good seed corn problem. Last year tho
stand of corn was good and nearly every groin planted
grew. Perhaps the Omahogs who generally tay onu
word for farming and two for themselves are con
vinced that farmers can conduct their own buslness
wlthout the advice of men who never had an hour's
experience on a farm.
Disappointment EnnU Expectation.
Fremont Tribune: Lincoln has notified the re
gional bank committee that It Is not sulking un ac
count of not getting a bank and on being Joined to
Kansas City for bank purposes, this being a sly dig
at Omaha, Lincoln's lack of disappointment Is on a
par "with its expectations.
, JOLLIES FROM JUDGE.
"Mire Passee says she Just dotes on
! yuul"
i "Then I wish ome one would admin
ister an antidote.'
In the old days a book was suggestive.
Uecause it was found that would sell It;
But now I'm decidedly restive
Instead of suggesting, they tell it!
Miss Passee Oh. Mr. Plunks, are you
married or unmarried
Mr. Plunks Married, generally. But If
you would call every day, you might
strike me some time when I wasn't.
"What's that?" cried the new doctor
in the mining camp. "You say you havo
'shooting pains' in your dock. , Why,
you're wounded, man!"
Thata what T 1.Antn !... I
said Piute Pete.
She's all of 35 and not engaged.
nuo younger mams on every hand are
mating.
She'll change her policy roon. It is
presaged.
Thus far It has been one of "Watchful
Waiting."
"And do you lovp vnur nlrihni-
yourself?" asked the clergyman.
did not.
"Still, there are extenuating clrcum
tances," he added. "My neighbor Is a
Noufgoy for Oar Aw Nasby,
Plattsmouth Journal: Now it is said that Mayor
Dahlman Is to be next postmaster of Omaha. Good
enough! This will keep someone else less deserving
In the background, where they belong, and have noth
ing to recomrnend them for such a responsible posi
tion, and whose mitt Is always extended for a "soft
thing."
Specdlnir Up the Car ot Jostle.
Grand Island Independent: Commissioner Kugel's
curiosity as to what Is holding back appeal cases
from the police court of Omaha has already resulted
In the order of judge for a complete list of the
cases. Lawyers are held by puouc opinion, as tney
In a thorough analysis really are partly responsible
for the slow administration of Justice. It may be
that soma of the Omaha members will soon "get a
move on."
Reasons Lie Behind All ThlnK.
Kfurntv Hub: A Washington Dispatch hints that
th 'failure of Nebraska to" get- one of the tuserve
banks Indicates a waning of prestige on the part or
'Secretary Bryan, inasmuch as every other member
of tho cabinet got one of these banks for his hom'i
state. Possibly the secretary's desire to put Hitch
cock In a hole with his home people had Fomethlntf
to do with the failure to do something for Omaha.
Twice Told Tales
Hon to Make a Cuerry I'lr.
Willie had resigned his position in the big bakery,
where he labored In the pie department and had
gone to work In a carpenter's shop for smaller
wages. The social Investigator, having heard about
Willie, questioned him.
"Aren't you sorry you left the bakery and came to
this shop?" she asked kindly.
"No'm." Willie answered quickly.
"But you get less money.",
"Yes'm."
"Well, what was thfc matter with the bakery?"
"Twux this way," explained' Willie. "It hurt my
mouth. I wux In do pie part, de cherry pie part, an'
I had to stone cherries. An' dey've got a rule over
there dat all de boys has to whistle all de time dey's
workln', so as to show dey ain't eatln' no .cherries,"
Popular Magazine.
A Lonesome Donkey.
Last summer Mr, Oak'es, an eminent lawyer, sent
his wife and young daughter to a farm house In
the White mountains for a vacation. Shortly after,
he received an urgent request from the little girl
to send her a pet donkey to use while there. She
had read about donkeys and heard them, but was
not at all familiar with their peculiar vocallsm.
The donkey arrived and the child had many rides
around tho vicinity. She enjoyed it all hugely ex
cept the animal's strange noises, which inspired her
with the profoundest pity for his evident distress.
One day, after vainly trying to subdue his vocal
lsm, she wrote a letter to her father, in which she
sstd:
"Dear Father: I do wish you would come up here
soon, my donkey Is so very lonesome." National
Monthly, ,
A. Quiet Departure.
Mrs. Smith was engaging a new servant, and
sat facing the latest applicant.
"I hope." said she, "that you had no angry
words with your last mistress before leaving."
"Oh, dear, no mum; none whatever." the pros
pective maid replied, with a toss of her head. "While
she was having her bath I just lofcked the bath
room door, took all my things and went away as
quleUy as possible." Youth's Companion.
People and Events
Some Improvement In the speed record' is noted
since Reno was "scratched." A "wireless divorce"
has been granted a woman In Hawaii.
Dr. M. M. Carrick. whose work stopped the epi
demic of cerebrospinal meningitis In the southwest.
has Just completed a sanitary survey and reform In
151 cities and towns in Texas and Oklahoma. The
disease cost 1.600 lives. Dr. Carrick lives at Dal
las, Tex.
"Jeff Tesreau, the Giants' pitcher, will have to
do some tall legal pitching to shut out a breach-of
promise suit for fX,O0O, started by Miss Clara Young
of St. Louis. Miss Young Is down In New York
with a bundle of letters with which she expscta to
bat Jeff out ot the box.
Owing to the rush of warlike news from the
boder the country lost the note ot Jocund Joy which
marked the eightieth birthday dinner of former Sen
ator Depew In Washington last week. The senator
admitted four-score, but doesn't fel the halting touch
ot time. There is almost as much freshness in his
stories now as when he began Jollying the voters
frrlv v,n aro.
j - - - -
poet."
Afor
When Miss Wlllings married old
mPVTlOC. V. n I, n .... 1 ... a-
ure she Is older than that."
On. I suppose she allowed one-third
off for cash!'
He had left her between the ats. pay
ing he had to "see a man." . ,
Well, and how Is John?" sho asked
when he returned.
"John! John who?"
"John Barleycorn, of course, she re
plied. Boston Transcript.
THE ALIENIST'S SONG. ..
New York Times.
,1 drink the health of the feminine
croaker,
The female who sees only trouble
ahead!
While others are eager to gag her or
choke her
I beam with delight at her croakings
instead! ,'
Hero's health and long life to tho male
who's predicting
War, luln, dlstaster and woo for our
land!
While others their cuss words are on
him inflicting
I smile at his notions and fondle his
hand.
Long life to tho fellow who prophesies
trouble!
Long life for the woman who warnj of
a crash!
Oh, would that the generous number was
double
Of those who foresee we are going to
smashl
Should nobody herald the nation's up
setting, And nobody harp on our "bad human
strains,"
Pray where' would an alienist ever be
getting , ,
A fee worth his while for examining
brains? i
BURGESS-NASH 1
COMPANY
Store News for Tuesday.
Sixteenth and Ilnrney Streets,-
The "BEAR" BRAND Hosiery
Demonstration Has Educational
Features You Should Not Miss
A3 a special feature
of this introductory
demonstration of
"Bear" brand hosiery,
three full size knitting
machines are in operation each day, in
charge of expert operators, demonstrating
to you how "Bear" brand hosiery Is made.
Tho hosiery aisle and window Is full of
bears and hosiery. It's a display that you
should bring tho children in to see, as it
will interest and amuse them, as well as
prove profitable to the mothers. Souvenirs
for the kiddles.
BEARSKIN HOSIERY for Boys
Girls, Sizes for 4 to 16 Years, 15c
Dress Parade HOSIERY for Boys
Girls, Sizes for 3 to 16 Years, 25c
TWO STEP HOSIERY for Boys
Girls, Sizes for 1 to 15 Years, 25c
Burgess-Hash Oo. Main Floor.
and
Pair
and
Pair
and
Pair
At the 5 c Counter
in the
Economy Basement
i
THERE is always good
"picking" here, but bet
ter than usual Tuesday.
Heaps of new laces, Including
torchon. French ' and Gorman
valE., cotton clunys, imitation
Duchess and point Paris, spe
cially bought' to go on this
counter Tuesday at, yard, 5J.
Burgess-ZTash Co. Basement.
Remnants of the
White Goods to
Go at 10 Cents
AN ACCUMULATION of
Bhort lengths, 1 to
5 yards, ot whlto goods,
including ratines, voiles, em
broidered Swisses JaCquards
and a variety of novelty white
goods. If sold oft the piece
they would sell for 25c to 39c;
tho yard, 10d.
Burgess-Wash Co, Main Floor.
This Is Nemo Week
and In our Corset Department we are showing and fitting
Nemo Kopservice Corsets
You've read about them, of course, but bavo ypu seen them?
And then, too, there are models new and old marvels in style
and hygienic comfort. Models suited to the matron and maid as
well.
You are Invited to come and bo fitted to the particular model
your figure requires. We have it, and our corsetieres graduates
ot the Nemo Hygienic-Fashion Institute are at your service.
Borgass-XTaah Co. Second rioor.
f GOLD DuIStIH
Cleans everything. It cuts the dirt andvfe Jl
I k grease and makes work easy. P JfM
Protect
Yourself
Ask for
ORIGINAL
GENUINE
Tke Food Drink far all Ages Others arc Imitatiopt
