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TJIE BlWi OMAHA, TIIU11KDAY, APMlAlG, 1014.
THE OMAHA DAILY BEE
KOUNOrcn HY IjjrjWAUD ItOHHWATHjn
VIATOR HOH1CWATMK, HttlTOn.
Thr lleo I'uMlnliIng uompnnn PfmirMtor.
jnKH IllMl.lJlNO. PAHNAM AKU HBVMNTKUWTH.
8BntfM at Omaim itofflw m efejjtiM matter.
xmm ov ftwincnifaiqN. " "
Hy earner y hjijII
)riuuiilh. imrrMjPi
nally an Htmrtar r $c a
tally witliut !ij.(i.y....r. 2
Wattle nrjii Cmiiir.
livenng wltltnyl Himday ' 1'$
fffwt rtetir of rljang rtf addr.s L w'''Jf'l "j
IrrJgiilafllr In lUlfwy t' Omaha "' eiriwlntiuij
itelrtinht ,. -
IWtalt t.r draft. ri)rM"or imstal order. OjiIv lw
rmmu I'oripnd rftirlui. on-f prim Unmfia, niiil etil
oir harm. ftAGtiiuq. , ,
niTMICH . , ..
Omlia The !1 HuJIOIfiK , - .
Kfiiiti (Himtn -SUN jtM. , ,
otin-il II iijfi-H Nff tft Msln SlreM
New riiri Itttnm H. flfOi aVNiua.
Hi Inil. fl New imnM of CpmmAifA.
Wasliltmtoti-j? nrurlmnlfi fit.. w.
-coimiwpoNnnNmj,
Address miriuntfflllens tr11"!?., W:.
Yri waiter f " Omlv lice, Kftorlnl JetiaMmtnUs,
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MAHUII UIICOtMi'riON.i , '
51,641
.'Twight William, iliciifftiinp munrlKfr firrji tJ J
' nU'lOUT WIMAMH. cilroulntlmi MftHMKir.
IWIIT HUNTHU, womry tnimio.
nor
site
fiiilmcrjIioM livina (ho tlfo'll.f S
, Anit1tt Iiavo Tim Lien mollnl (o lliutii. Ail-
itmMflll lie chmaml n ofin n e(Hpfi
;J-iiU4U4iiuwaB.
All eypo on Mexico hkhIh.
del rrnly to lot Mnn-tip dny )ino it uloiui
nwep. ' '
"IJoont" nhvnyn IIhh more to liw ,.ln thti
Hhnpft of work nhiTonnod tlmn "kiiiiok',1'
It Ik jtrovml ukuIii Unit i?ruml Vont n bu
ftrniitl wltliotU tint RVftiia miHn Rtnr In ttio cnl.
?'hl lov-ci)tjt.MlvlK iirpli)i lm now
m tho "Miow mo"1 Mbko, with r fchdw. to
utiow vin.
l.oohh rtA If
nldetrn)((l (or
"AowothlnB rtolnp.?
'wUieliful woittttrf- hftl mw
n few inlnulea, rt totvnt for
:. v, .
' j , .
Rliicc Ihfn AjnbnuHftilor li)RO .Unit liccomo hu
Iflfivtimloil with liU Mlenoor'n lo hrpjon thtj
nolRotoftn Inuroln of Joh l.ltul. , , , ,
Within th eornlnR ton wtt th wnrrlnn
of the imVY will ihlilo whethor thnro Is onouRlt
Vmch tn xrA)4'JvlTr to "ftiMfe'S tho Vnhiit hTnoti."
i s The froqnonry of Bxylnnntloivs, rcfutntlottH
xim nlal of rmwln front 'WrtshthRton, litul
rt h .rowlnu iHtiroRnl. for.tlio. q&vjn&trta;
The iuivw comimuMojuu m nuMrjnni a
Thb Fleet Ooci 4o Mexioo.
Afior morrt ihnn n year of "watchful wall
ing" tli prtidldotit linn ardorcxl the (loot to Mex
ican WHtnrH (0 infttto, rt dcinoiintrfttloii to tho
do fftdlo Koveriiiuont n ndnlonldon to ropudlntn
and njiolfluUo for offennoa nftnlnftt Arnorlonhe,
iitul to ta ho inciiBiircH lo provoiit rociirro'tico.
Tho preoldont la fnroful to oxplnln that this
nation la not taken born n no of tho li(tot nffroht
lo tlioAinorlcnn unllor, hut hcrniiko of tho lone
iiiicocfwloh of ohjocllonnhla nnd Inlolorntilo mla
troiitihent of our ti'tlxona nnd rcpronontntfvoi.
Tho only wondnr n Hint thu dlnimth of tho
flnot did not (nko plnco aoonnr, for tho pr.ovooa
tlon Iimm been HUffltiloiit for ninny months.
It la fair to pYofftirho lti advnhoo thut (ho ro
ijillrod nuoloKloa will lie forthcomltiR, with fill
fionjo iroinlnon (or tho fiiturn, but (ho ofomlnan
Will b Rood only no 'far ntt tho Mnxlnnnn nro con
vlnuud 'uf tho Aniurluati dotorintnnlton to on
Wcrf thoid,
, If tho nondlnft of tho floot In prelutlo to n
,now policy of notion In plnno of tho polldy of
"wiitnliful wnltlnrt," (lint linn boon ntninpod with
tlin milvorxftl vn rd lot uf fall urn, It will rally tho
dnoondltlonnl nupp'ort of oil phtrlotld oltUulia.
Ilnllroadi Overdoing the Job.
lit their oitnipnlnn to forf-o ronnont of the
fntorstuto Contmoroo oominlHnton ' to (Ifotr do
nmnd for n 5 pof oont Incrcnno In frolghi rAtpa
n Iho miMoin dlylMon. tho rfV'ronda oein uruIii
o ho ovfrdolnfc" (ho Job. Not content with
nmknff tholr Ah6wlnK before tho coinnilRnlon,
or porhnpn not nntlAtlod thnt $r ahowlnit ui-
porta tbolr dolimnu, llioy, navo iwon trying to
work up (in nrtlflolnl public nonUnif nt to furnlah
llio proHBiiro inoy noon.
In purniinnoo of thla plan of CAmpnlnn, news
imperii nnd norlodlrnis nnd, ntrauRO to any. m
iiiitnyilnntrtiifCK, tho pnrllculnr pcrlodlcnln thut'
dqllRht lo pono nn tho ohnntplhnN of 'tho poor op
I rouod ommon poopio, navo neon uruRiit tn
to mipplo'tnonf tho lonflQlaT apoochea ilnd Intt
brifa' lMllnp up nrRiuuontn for thb ronda. Ou
ono Mtlo wo rocnivo wttrnirtR inat wwtn inu
frolRht rnlo Inorcnuo Irf njlthorUed ovcrythlnB
ll tho rnllrond world will ro to nmnoh, nnd
ovoryllno of Industry bh Involved lu ruin. On
tho other Ulo roinoe tho plen for Renorotii
treUtwent of the ronda, no thoy nmy uho thj
monoy for exlonionn, oninrReu torminniH, now
tuulpnionla and other bottermenUt In which tho
puhllo will ahnra tho.hunofltfl,
Unfortunntoty, fthnoit nil of tho lltornturo
onjoylnrr thU'HUdden clrculntlon carries undid
Ijhhjed ehrmntka of Insplmtlon, nnd oxHblta
0)0 nrdont a bI to Iniprosa ah dtnpnfalOhnttl
htntomonln of foot. Tho people look to tho In
'tcrntnto Commerce rommlntlon to pVs'q upon tho
Application ot tno ronwH ror mom monor owi
tho ahl ppore, nnd Uirouen thotn, out or tno cpn
Um6rs, on Its morltvn dlseloeod by tho accord,
flml not on tho nolcc.tondo on tho outsldo.
i
lV.
tin thfrco iint ,t,Ht convtnlloir
If ecUoki'V nflfebVpHtiv thH 4i5nhtU sW
le ta tti Inuutrtnnt ftv Uia mhiratfkVeiriinient
n UUlo ,of wIpM wntto fn hmijtt&; h)r ottr
itato uni tofUl Veri,wtntB. t ?,i
, . j i
fh,jlliWrJot R piwwtoi votlim wnejifntl
M Urn clofift of tho Unrtfortl ti'onn.) oloetlon
VromlMfc Tow8oTi8 ffoctlvo in illoiretUtnft;th
Wichlnea-lMi rutipwfitl n Qwa.
ThAeAvt notton of nrfshlont of tho Kwr
ity Nonttf.fehno mn filled by the unnnl
rootia vUe ot hn Irosrd. Now. Int llmttv utov
WtnK Uio norjat whoole for foot, balls spf
. . ..I. .
.flWff"".' " . IL.,
On or oft yio 4itXfstho RrtUtuvuemperAinent
U a fruitful, sdnrtis of om1eiu(o tho hcountl.
IteR, lofty iposovwnnW hwofi W bettor
Vtlllt'tt If Jlitnit llln .InlluMa bIi
tti orllary iio;ttit.
the 1l-A-.SrititUonn to to Norfolk
Nv on nnVUi(8vhtUxifl J0ftr n u"
tvA wp!Psr vAtyers lt teelat Unlvtrenry
nxirober tBuVrboftw, ih it In lv wl Mert
to vrint n Jotwrv? 'V 7
ThM JaOMoo bwnlJo bu&h, money
Vhlch 8wfetnr" BTTftn plAna,tft Bay iJoJehihla,
h Krdtmplfe lcment for tho tenrfil
mnhllc to.UAtMini4i' nourlahnitn, .Oolom
W t :lt doeV! wlh t&wteeh rtrtota
'Mi i'- r- -r
An iriwtR to rWn vork om frow
tfe l6wiriHt vt ARrteHlwr. The jvll Is
MH ttth iwMt. All HMHr ta tHUln8 Uli
mwt life wtlgtQ ttm4 fltner nnd
w&tor In U !hAotoiNtHetl eolcno thsr
la o rlVAlftt Khl'nhcsk Hettt$ for nrlnj
Weed Out the ShRoka.
liphrnnt Part of tho niennup campnlRn
In OiMA whleh ihould not bo nORloctod, nml
which dovolton nocesnKrlly upon tho nubile offl
nto rnlher thon upon jylvrto IndivMutin,-1
MU'WhK ont.otaho tlthKornug nrt uniUntiy
AhAoVik thM aVo r' inonnft to tho neiRhborhood
kHx$ thoy hnibVri to 'he. OmAlm hna nlto.
ttother too nmnn tumhlo down flrotrApa, plnntrd
h. I . .1.. I -
HJiwo nnd tne,ro,jwno8e connuion mo ownora uo
SnRikt An uhliwant Mi., ronllttf. The enforeo
nnrt lenient. Poo
rtniflr wcnllodv
.bjjtliltrinfc vhct) they ouhtt .hAYo bofcne
to toHVChom down, or hAvo hwl their pltna tor
moro tlno Acceded to when 4hoy ahouut navo
been denied. It onxht not to tw tieewBary for
Adlnfent nrdterty owners to,P8ntao tho bnrdon
Wf complaint, for tho proper authorities should,-
vRO, tho cwnpAten to romtvo thro aiitlEUrlnB
MW n volr loWln tAHiMtvo Ana . wunouv
favoritism or dtjscrlmlnAtton.
Billboard Eegulation
billboard romnilmlon ricAtwl
tim city uf Mew Vurk in lull lu ci
nKler nnd irport on ineiir reKiilntltiK
tlii ewmtruetimi ami mnlntonaneo uf
oiitclHor H'lvenidln lns, Imn oonctu4l
II Intiorii and rtruft! nn'oinmcnilatlAim
Whltli Iiavo been prwonltil to the Heard
of Aldermen for notion. Draotlu meat
atm ot , uipfejilon well n iRula
lion urn embodied 'In tho report, tho
rhief fratdrea of Which Will ho of III-
tuittil tb Uiluhii nnd otli'r conimiinlUon
Wlioati I'linoii of clvla dosonty aro vio
luted by offAriftlvn liiJ.
lglihiUon reoommciHled iy Iho vom
iiiIaiIoii would prohibit nil' outdoor nd
verllnlMK utructuro itxtcpt shop tlgno,
MvertUcmentl on vehicle!, etc., on or In
tho Immcdlnfo tielRhborhood of varlie,
Aiiunre, pubflu ImltdliiKi, achooli, boiilfl-
vnrtl nnd ulreeta of exceptlonnt chanus
ler, ovin to tho nicoluilon of lHn which
olmtnul (inn vlnwa. Klanhln elictMo
kIkiim nit) lirohlbttod In rcddcnlhil dli
trlcl. ns wolt on reRiilntlon ot thn houm
of llilnv lu hotel iiotKhhqrhood-.. Hevern
pennltlei aro provided for pcrutlttltiK no
cuimilitlon ot tlllh nnd rubbUh behind
billboard, prohlblttnic the croctlou ot
fllmty truature. llmltlnB tho helaht of
nlKna on roofs to ten fert und rwiulrlnjr
3d per cent of roof npneo to bo frco and
clours prohlbltlnif roof lsim 6n lone
AieilU and dwelllnif, hut purnilti hotels
to malnlnln their own lsnn ns at present.
New York City tins inoro blllbosrds,
roof flRn' Rid Illuminated advertMInu
Ikms than nhy elty lu tho world. Them
In no tiiMiiiH. or knowlnj; without actual
measurement' the tolnl euperflelnl area,
of billboard, but the commission esti
mates Hint ll la moro than S,H,a sqUnrn
fee.t. or about ninety aoros- ninety nqres
't.ndlnr on ediro In fragments, painted
anri.lily. often vulgarly, to attract or
force attention.
The commission calls attention to Iho
fact Ihnt lirtvertlsements printed in a
newspaper or periodical aro comparatively
unobtrusive, that n cllUen need not buy
such publications If ha does not wish to,
that, liuytna- them, h may pass over
without waste of tlhio or shoek-endur
anco lhoJr advertising Conlenta It ho an
desire, but thai ouldoor advertising la
k nlfferent matter nllo-rether
It thrunta Itself upon unwilling ant
otrMiuted vIkIoii in- day with an Insist
irnrti tint to b denied; by nluht It nfa.rea
and .wlnka and mdlatea Its often unin
teresting messages Inlo the pnWICa c-e
with audi foKo and persistence that
oomplalntn have hot been rans in certain
residential and hotel section, especially
protected by (he pmposed law, that even
alten Is aertously disturbed.
In tho metropoll elsewhere Iho
nuisance has become literally IntoleraWe,
Not only nm vacont space lu tho oat
eklrla the city rendered shocking In
their ugliness by such displays, but tho
beauty of churches, nubile-' building,
.park' space and monumental prIVato roel-
Ueiieen' la ruthless y sacrificed throucn
them .wherever opportunity exists, or the
Ingenuity of the speculative, advertlslns
man pan crealo It
Aimed at Omaha
CHEERY CHAFF.
recommended la
A ronK;Ani for Proper Posture,
,VlUlowo have eocletle for nearly evory
.thtngundor..tho sun4 triou and--noientcal.
'UKrvtho stroSt.cAr, thcro ta lwoy room tor ono
m. and tho latent Arrival ny bo tho rooat
ue(U Thliahy wy otf uoiln tho advent oV
tbo newly; incorporAiea orsiniiiuon anan
the. American 1Uim league nAUonai oouy
whose emlORr will t to sctaooplo to altun
nmt vnil P trtRht.
Heforc" coniitKntnB t,ha leasuo .to tho ehelt
wsrvcd (or Hupcrtrtiong cnamWitB, It ehould
ho oxplAlned lhAl It l copcorne! partkulAtly
with tho atttlns And etandinB posiureo or cnii
tlwn In tho tiehoolo, nd hopi?a to effect a won
Renoml use ot dntltle nd Kealthtul principle
lu tdtttOR Rccowroodatton tn school and puhllo
audlenco rooma And public vehicle.
Now that comes Rtt deal closer to u
than ouW appear on first alsht ot rto wore
nam, tor who hus not expericnecHt tho dtsoom
fOl ot 8walled waUnK arransembnt?, xchtch.
Editorial Snapshots
Jtnrkrt Vrk vn, Trmlr Hi!iirlon.
Grand Island Independent: Omaha has demon
t rated the frtot that the trad nxouralon as a method
of getting nequalnted with the retail merchants and
other people fiver Ha adjacent trade territory Is not
nearly as effectlvo as to make such special induce
ment to tho peopl that thoy will como to Omnha,
nnd Itn Conimerctal club announces that It,, will not
go out 'on any trad excursion trips this year.
(looil tttieas at Mmjr IJIlnnce,
Kordyn rrcrt: It Is a safe bet Ofatrat the next
eleMloh Ortaha will go overwhelmingly republican.
Keep lJetnoer-itlc Or (inn Iu'.
Vrcmont Tribune: It seems to keep the demo
cratic; Omaha World-Herald prstty busy howllns
good' times. And who said they weren't?
Itotv Oninlin Mlicht llnc l.nnileil.
Wood Illver 'Interests: Under tho new regional
bank law Nebrnska Is Included In district No. 10,
with tho bank located In Kansas City. The new
bank Is to have n capital of t5.B9,01, with 89A na
tional banks, fho ttrrltory embraced Is Nebraska,
Kansas, Wyoming, I'olorndo, western MUnoUrl and
northern Oltbhotna nnd norlhorn Now Mexico. MIs
ourl I tho only stato In the union to get two re
gional banks, Bt Louts and Kansas City both being
named. There are twelvo regional banks In all. It
would seem that Omaha should have been named
rather than Kansas City. Perhaps If Hrynn and
Jlltchcnok had not been at war Omnha might hhve
landed.
Oh, Ask Un Komethfnu Knsler.
One Visitor: What sort of a grist did Omaha ex
pect'when tlicy sent a boy to mill?
.Vole rrom Itelitnd the AVnll.
Tekamah Herald: Wo fall to see tho urgent need
of another republican paper at Uneoln. If Omaha
had as good republican newspapers a Lincoln, tho
republican party would not bo In need of any .-harmony
committee, meetings.
Dec MllniiN In the Himlit Spot.
Newman Grove Reporter: IJok llko The Omahd.
Hco has stung n number of crooked lawyers.
All NrbrnnUn la Ulsnppolnted,
Pllyer Creek Band: All of Nebraska was 'Ulsop.
pointed In the falluro ot Omaha to get a reRlonal
bonk, but It Is even still moro Incensed because' of
Ita being odded onto the Konsas City district. The
trend of Nebraska business li eastward and If Omaha
could not get a bank, Nfil,rnB,a should have boon
Included In tho Chicago district.
ATvny-trom-lIoiue Nctra.
Nebraska City. Press: A Kansas City newspaper
Compliments tho people of Omaha upon their mor
ally clean town. Tho nee remarks that the compli
ment would ho well presented if it were true. Re
cent events, however, show that Omaha Is far from
being housewifely.
Comment on the I.ranl CIrnn-Uv.
I.OUP City Northwestern! Wonder how many law
yor will be loft In Omaha to do huslhess, after tho
grand Jury Indictments of 1-Rnt luminaries aro fin
ished and the courts get action on thb cases. Quite
a number have been Indicted Tor blackmail. And
The Bee. Is to bo given credit for perforating the
stink bait nnd scattering tho perfume broadcast over"
tho city. What next?
Utx-That lawyer you
not a man of hi worn.
IHx-lYe1 told 'me I oould talk freely to
him, and look' at the bill hs sent me.
Uoston Transcript.
Th'ore Is oiie class fn the community
to whom the present Hlyte of sTtlrts' ought
to appeal." . - '
"What elass Is that?"
"People of narrow means." Baltimore
American.
"We-need an amendment to our con
stltutldn." "Fdr what? .
"Providing for .the Impeafhment of
high official by the-magnr.lnca.7 Louis
ville Courier-Journal.
"I saw your friend Abbott this morn
ing." , ,
"Who told you Abhott was roy friend? 1
haven't a bit of use for him."
"Oh, you haven't?" Then, of, course, ho
Isn't your frlehd' Boston Transcript.
"You don't believe In peace," said Mr.
Dolan.
"1 do, Indeed," replied Mr. Rofferty.
"t admlro peace urehtly, hut tho process
of securing It may be difficult.' (U often
takes a fight to determine who shalf b
Join' the talking and , laying down the
law wiuie peace roigns. Washington
Star.
Mr. .Hrown had Just registered and was
about to turn Away when the clerk asked;
"lies; pardon, but what. Is yofir name,?"
"Name!" echoed the fri'dlgimnt guest
"Don't you sco my signature there on the
register?" I ......
"I do," , returned tho clerk, calmly.
"That, Is what aroused my curiosity,"
KVerybody'a 'Magaaiue.
"i)o you approvosof taking the word
obey' out of the marriage ceremonx?"
"No," replied Miss Cayenne. "Let it
remain. Nobody Is golnc to Keep" bring
ing up a marriage. ceremony and qvotlng
from It as If It were a party platform.
Washington Btar.
Reporter I hear a wild man w-aa "seen
roaming 'about- In a swamp here.- -
Native Yes; he was a- city, man trying
to locate a choice building lot he d . Just,
bought t Chicago News.
GRIT AND PLUCK.
Brooklyn Times. "
Often when the triumph Mems certain
we find . , , ' '
m.. t.l.a mace. .
And In lieu of wlnnlns wo drop bentnd,
Finding we've lost 1n the 'race: .
'TIs then we should summon .our. grit art
pluck , , .
An attcirk nut forth aaaln.
Next time thero may come to
luck " . . t
And what we have f.ought .tor gain. .
"There's many a slip 'twixt the cup efml
the IIP." -
Bays the adage, old and true, , u . .
But because we at ono time lost our grip
Is why we should try anew. - " '
A man Is a weakling to quickly yield
If vigor and health remain, r. -
For tho whole, wide world Is an open , field i
To tho man with a heart ahd brain.
Efforts whcn clothed with a confident
trust
Will oftener win than fall.
'TIs the man who leta his energies rU8t'
Y'lolds to the passing gale.
Tho man who's equipped with determined,
W11 ...
Will never discouraged be:
Wil conquer defeat by his pluck and skill
And will rise to victory. e,v
us - better
There are all 'about us half-hearted men-;
And this Is the reason why ' - -
So many have failed In the.strugg)ewhen
They'd win .If they'd only .try..
"There's many a slip" 'tis true, hut' Vre.
know ' ' r
There's mrtnya coriqaest made- . ' '
By tho men who to the limit will go
And to dare are not afraid.
Twioe Told Tales
rUlourgh Dlspateh; . Anyhow
ft
tary Jpaplels, fundamental Idea Is- ac
curalC'A5laVr Inttnded 'tO ntoyo hrt
water for- wn control or tna waier. ?o
MriU In jnjscllanfttrts liquids may lead to
confusion. . . .
Itroaklyri lale, Too much ten'sress
seems to be the matter with the wintry,
and many art the voices against all-year
legislation. Thing are never ynrse than
when the pollllelnps have -.Washington
tor abounding boird.
Ufstoi( Transcript: The 'disclosure thVt
Circle .Sam supplier, government offlelMa-
vrlth all passenger auto and x.s car
lisaea will probably lead to the conclusion
In Washington that ijwy senator and
consreasman ahonld be prov'ded with at
itast a iotorjcle
Indlonapolla Nefl . And now comes
tnel Ytm llttt. talking about bow
.hinim the northwest la and how seed
business. Is generally, and prooly more
cfUlUe than at any time alnc he
predicted, wni ago,' thaj, th;pa
t the Jnterstate Commerce commlsMon
law wvMtld put the Country completely on
the blink.
rhlladelphla. Record; The ederal court
In New York have decided that tf man"
gtvea tlSi a the value of his automobile
hn h fchlp U h ean't wltect M on
U when It 1 droptHd owrboard. The
r rattle giving real esiatr one value
jfor al and a Wiy dltterent one Tor
taxation, and of taking an nadalr opti
mistic view ot the value ot etck t
good, far Insurance prrsw. Is o wH
tatabllshed that It em enl to limit
the. owner of an automobll when suing
for thij value ef hi lot-ma,ehln te th
xaluatlon he named tn the bill ot tad-lag.
New Yerk WerW: Wth one member
A Cnndld Opinion.
Mr. Harrla- had been Considering for some tlmo tho
advisability of approaching his ,son's school teacher
In regard to that -young man'a Btudloa. Ho raa-siira.
William-was not Retting along us fast, as he should'',
and this fact wbrried the father, greatly.
ji was greeted kindly by the teacher, and after
X few preliminary question the father Inquired:
' "What branch do you consider the most profitable'
fpr my son, William, Mr. -Flint?" f
"I an hanlly say, but I think a. good, stout bluo
beech or a. long, sinuous blrci.-would, do him as much.
gWl a any." t.tpplncott'a Magaslnc-
' Never ot that lltarW
Vnmnalcat 0(lne,'- '
Colonel Daniel Morlarlty of -Chicago, who cele
brated his flfO'-fourth birthday. Is a never-falling
.source ot Irish stories. The priest ot a certain par
ish, he soys, was trying to rofce money ro.r a cnime
ef -bolls. Dillon. Dugan and "Dolan, -three of his par-.
Ishloner each contributeXl ' KW. O'lUlcn. a fourth,
Wa approached, but prqyed to be rather, closeflsted.
"Why, Mr. O'Brien," 'said the father, "Dillon.
Dugan and Dolan hava all contributed, and surely,
vou can afford to give something better than thoy
can. And every time thore .chimes ring-, put people
Will think of Q'nrlen."
At last O'Rrlen agreed to give JI.W9. and the
chimes were Installed.
Shortly x afterward he came to the priest with a
wry face.
"Those chimes are no. good." he complained;
didn't do what you sold they wouia no. .
a tow's that?" aaked the father-
"Well. I was llstenln' to them jterday when
they rang cut, and all they soM -waa pttlon-DuKni
Dolan.Dlllon. with never a word- about O'Brlen."
Chlcogo Tntef-Octan. 1 . . .
A MUtPPl IMIet.
.V steamboat was strarnled In the Mississippi anl
the. captain could not gel -It ofi. -Kvtntuatly a
hard-loeklng Wlow earoe on board and saM:
"Captain. 1 understqnd you
Tle captain asked: "Are you a Pet? -
"Welt they rait m one."
"Do row know where the sdbanks are?"
"No, air." .
-Well, hew da yu-xrotHotaVe racte-Ml; t nere
tt m don'i Vnow whewsithej' arrr.'
I know wer the aln'tr wis the repty.-Clcve-
"they
contempt ae, If a rcrgmeat must be
bad. n decision wtM be reached tor a.
year or morv Meantime, the defendant, i
h getting along ta year, may die of j
4d at TWs sttHatton r-JHs frem the '
rurt' srake ot dectd4 nwt on- .
trovrrsle ty H Prt. The Jdsmnt
fawrable ujmrra and W wxHtM
aow yoare at onght to havo ded xh
matter, bwt K dW not thanks t the -
People and Events
Ttlt o.tt ot PwtXK VsfV hH the VttfSAMM V-
tvtmUa. ijpt Uj( avnw ' vr uh
Mvrry TV 4ifT 1; lb,.ioari A
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INwahAW Hor- Q . VtnH hJiwuii wMy
Ta MkNta . Mn m mmHm
at KfeefcV,t3ns' Mw.Hjea rM(v4i
i mm thklrmnanta Cif hUtUAn tor- i
utfc A hhlld cannot tenbj- vrppcr ohbst no- , KH.t the ipron win th tnHV4 ! w"1
,u. I. ,h i..i authoriUtlvo atate- State Is ld to be wnly MvMed n to
:::wV 'w.,: vr mm ,rt a he auction to ta.
lUvtll ntlllV HJ fMaJxs v '
1 ta fvt tferc Ww for man)' hours oach'darinto
faulty attitude. oid aiouldeta ar tovhu
tovpooted in a ehltd wkoeo oVathtni; t supported
without ttBor regard tor. the aaatomty and
i rctapicl At th holdo,, And xcha'tap
i ydtW to tho children, ot w. In leer desnrc
! hit fhc RTOwn-upa- v .
S-M V .- . "' ' . - . I
d.forYtdttat thews t were aense maa aonsep-se iuww then. y naox a ae t.
- v a v . w . , t . ,tuk lABOttta. aB i x unM em ( inuni.t s osnns. ou ws
tft thO J)ffOA Of R0 A'Wt'rioan j-svro
and that tt has Ktvods ot WlvularltT wMl',na! 1 -
ly iwptr jpcltla and culUrlrtn t "jr-roUt '
d read. ahd dtR tho nxsts uor- iaw a
Sutton ot our turaUMtts r wnxtsyauf, rur
leftiWR, vUr ohurWw'ow theater. wrtJttle
astd nsr htw. -
MUwke a4da to ,H scal trMHnka . tans ;
dAe tn tb'W boats In the new twsaI aaUe or
two out undor the UVs The erosion a dr
reheasot ot th water-bore In- wWah. the -tonsfWt was
pro.
Oat In Oh Jame Warden Lo Kwerta mad a.
saecarhone out of a newspaper. Vd KU orn
Here and There
Xtoorolvwaat U the. XlaHed Stte t
ot0Mtd at M. a. AoST
n FtimIsm U the ttrtt tow r In
Mt
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w iwm aTw4a farm tn. rowwea at- - - J i .w i-w-j State ta av a. witea kW
nr. M-enr was'. itwn m a e
etsnaU ta hear the roMas the e Maefeirds
Atraost a. irentury ot k44v(a for woArsn te t
rooard eMahoWho by the f-ohmWl fatnHy f Cheg.
Meioe ! on. In or throe Hsener f the fasoftj
fcavo boen In the mtir of the rea. entoair.
mhHe the tersaa oT the three ajroeate Mnetr-elcM
yoaw. .
Itavtag haaeed a. Wd of y eres tfce Canadiaif
brdr trow has Be to fees tusk. h V
VOsren. Mo. Ungono L. lUnnon wjr srroHed As
vadng rstrRs. At ht trsat. vasn la jt
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M, tho Oho are fan HosrU Hoe.
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tttoe t . n Bras. s4 tho tHw llt sa yoara ago Vr Heywertfe. w U X yeow
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