THE BEE: OMAHA, TUESDAY, APRIL 7, 1914. pa wamw 0PEHER1 Little Jeff Could Explain Anything Drawn for The Bee by "Bud" Fisher ltonrke Getting Head; for St. Joieph Noise Here on April 21. TO HAVE PARADE AND BAND te& famri eusty "that B . .... .M Procession Will lie Snfflclenttr hong to Inspire Ererr Office Dor In Town to Frame: Up llnrr of Death In the Fnmllr. ,hhtk seven SAY MUTT IMfeTf 'THAir &? Xft THefr DOS. I I ay.Murr, p,e Co-r vo a sah, A fUTHE'D KSS IT- What Bo "YOO fAffKN.7 THe R.eSTes-r rat yellow cur isw , v J L.A 'rr. jw y,J Puei.ww YOU Down He uo J J 7nC-7 J0 A pat KiiAcft op THeVr U ' PIR.ST PRrz.e. at tug M W 6FTHB wos.v.o. TS fn view of the fact that Monday was not agreeable for any ball playing, Ia Rourko apont most of hit time framing ii big noise tor the opening came here April XI with St. Joseph, ra promises that the opener will bo omo opener. Kot only wilt Omaha cop the conteat handa down, but the vi)devtlle show will alone be worth the price of ndmlsslon. In the flrat place the order of the day ealli for a parade with alt the athletea occupying; peats In borrowed automobllen and a line of machines carrying fans trailing behind. Of cotirso the parade will be preceded by a truck on board of which will be a silver cornet band guar anteed to dispense brnss harmony at all hours. Without the cornet band an open iag game would be a farce. The only ball player who never rode behind some- ' fcod 78 silver band Is Bert Brenner and he always manages to be ahead of It. IOtis Lint Already. Already a large, long, lingering list la in the hands of Pa Itourke from Omaha buga who desire to precipitate in the tree vaudeville entertainment. These bugs promise the use of Innumerable automobiles and have plunked down the price Of several admissions. All of which pleases mightily Mr. Hourke, he cause he is a bit scared that the Booster's club in Dcs Moines Is going to slip a hlckey over on him In the way of free lunch. The parade is calculated to be suf ficlenUy long to Inspire the ancient grandmother alibi from every office boy in town and the band should play loud enough to furnish music for Art Thoma son'a exhibition of the ango which he promises to give In the third and sixth innings. Brother Dave will carefully dust the grandstand seats and will rake the dia mond with infinite pains so that the athletes can play regular base ball. A large delegation of peasnut venders will be on hand to make up any deficiencies by the vaudeville experts by rendering pleasant ditties concerning the merits of their warts Just as Joe Ward steps to the plate with the bases choked, Expects Record Crowd. Pa Is figuring on a record crowd. Dick Grotto is practicing addition and multi plication in large numbers for the affair. Dick can't think In figures of less denomination than a thousand and Is welt drilled in using five figured numbers. The initial turn out should exceed 7,600 or there will he several disappointed per sons In this city. Yesterday the athletes confined them selves to brief workouts. Today they will mix with the nrates. That is! They wilt if J. Pluv permits. J. I'luv'a artvanc ngent was a bit sore yesterday and It may bo that the big boss will put the tjuletus on a battle today. Bad words. The players romped around considerable and practiced batting and fielding. The workout was not strenuous because Fa wanU the athletes In the best of condi tion for today and tomorrow. Martin J. Sheridan Will Try toCome Back NEW TOItK, April -Mnrtln J. Sher idan, formerly world's champion all around athlete, has started training with the expectation of winning back his lost laurels. Sheridan ha been out of ath letics for some time. Sheridan hopes not only to regain the championship, but to set a new record. Since his retirement from athletics, (Sheridan has put on considerable weight and it is believed that this will aid htm in the discus throw. He will probably enter several meets during the summer in preparation for the National Amateur Athletic union cham pionships, in September, Ills aim, how ever, is (award the Olympics In' 1918 and he hopes to be back to his old-time form to represent the United States at that Marsana Leaves Oinoiijnati Club CINCINNATI, O., April ".-Armando Maraans, the Cuban outfielder of the Cincinnati National league team. In formed Augustus Herrmann, president of the club, that he had been unjustly- treated by Manager Hersog and that he would not play with the team. Marsana end Herzog had trouble while the team waa playing an exhibition game with the Louisville American, association club last week. Hereof declared that Marsans claimed he had been Injured and could not play, while the club's physicians stated that the Injury waa slight. Mar sans bid goodbye to his friends and an nounced that he would take the first train, that would carry him on his way to Havana. Cuba, his home.. . PEGG GIVES PEDDLERS TWO MORE DAYS OF GRACE Weight and Measure Inspector John Grant Fees announces that on Tuesday and Wednesday he will receive peddlers In his office tor the purpose of securing his 0. K. stamp to their measures. Those who are caught without the stamp called for by the ordinance following these dates will be placed under arrest, 1'eddlers or merchants selling' garden seed by the measure are also warned to dispense their-wares by dry measure In stead of liquid measure. MILWAUKEE COMPILES THE VARIOUS GAME LAWS The Milwaukee has goiun out, over the signature of George B. Haynes, general passenger agent, a booklet containing the name laws of all the states through which the read runs. In codifying the laws, General Passen ger Agent Haynes seems to have Ig nored the federal laws relative to the kill ing of migatory birds, as be specifies cer tain months during the year when they may be killed, provided the shooters are equipped with state license. Pays Salnrtea m Joke, Grcrer Hartley, the young New York matcher who jumped to the Feds, says he worked for McGraw three years and his alary was a joke. Other players, he Mys, were In the same fix. The Fed ! have boosted saltries all along th lln. and he feels that the professional aM players owe them a rood deeJU 330 You tvtNM To (Ves,AMD OH.weLL, Those ? I rcuSMMT&VMWHd sK-te"rtN we our pats. ; .w : , :, f " " ' ' ' WH I i .. in i .hi I I I I I 'IH .1. I , I ., ,m M II II MM'MMWIMM ' I" 1 "' " V IRATES GONE HERB TODAY FitUliurgh National Leagnera to Play at Kourke f ark. EMTIItE SQUAD IS COMING Oniks Vmnu to Hare Ovportaaltr to See linna WnBncr, Konetchy, Ylo ssa Other Btara in Action, Today and Wednesday will be red letter days for all Omaha fans. For on those days the mighty Pittsburgh Pirates will give exhibitions of the national pastime at' Hourke park with the Omaha squad to assist In the ceremonies. The I'lttsburgh team Is perhaps stronger this year than It was when it won the pennant during the years Deacon Fhtllppl was the pride of the hurling staff. An Infield which waa a bit wobbly at times .has .been built up and additions have been made to the pitching staff. Kon etchy, Mowry and Harmon were secured from fit. Louis by trade for players who were rapidly falling, In tho eyes of the Pittsburgh fans. This, makes an Infield the like of which can be seen in few teams. There are many fans that assert Konetchy Is the class of organized ball on first base. Dut it Is sure that there are no first basemen who are any better than he Is. There are hotter second.-basemen , than Vlojr, hut they are few and far between. He Is still a youngster, and the prediction Is that in a yoar or two' he will be as fast ns Eddie Collins or Lajole or Johnny Kvers. Of course, Hans Wagner is the greatest of shortstops. There can be no dlssen- tlon about this. Undoubtedly, 'SYagner wilt draw-many Omahans to the park. Monrjr n Star, Mowty, on third, Is one of the stars at that position. Carey, In left, comes pretty nearly being the best outfielder In the Katlonal league. He hits over .300. fields all over the lot and led the league last year In stolen bases. His average of bases successfully stolen Is higher than Ty Cobb, because he made less attempts to steal. Kelly, who was last year with St, Joseph, Is playing center. It Is more than probable that the recruit will make good with the big league club. Mitchell, veteran, and a good one. plays right field. Dehlnd the bat are Qlbson, Kelly and Coleman. Qlbion Js a veteran of many seasons, while Kelly Is the man who came fromv8t. Paul with O'Toole. Colo man Is a new ono and said to be good. Adams, Harmon, O'Toole, McQulllen, Fullerton, Contelman and McArthur aro the twlrlera. The worth of the first four are known, write Conselman and Fuller ton are pitching splendid ball. It's a big league lineup, the Pirate team, and many a bate ball expert who has viewed the situation from a neutral standpoint .ha declared that the Pitts burgh athletea look good for a pennant. uames called at 3 o'clock. The lineup for the games Tuesday and Wednesday will be as follows: OMAHA. Ciiase Wallace.... Clancy Shlpke Ward Thomas.... Krug Thomason. I'lTTSBUUCIlI. Konetchy Yloux First.. rfetond.... Hecond.... Third .. .. Third Hhort hort Center. ... . Mowry Wagner ... Carey ... Kelly Mitchell . Gibson Dell Cocgalton Bhestuk. ....... Crvsby Gondlng Clor.man Cra'sby Biady Jflcks Htevenson Alexander Brenner " gut . Hlght aicn .. Cuish. Kelly Coleman 7atcli. ...Pitch .... Adams .. Harmon . . O Toile Fulterton McQullMn Cotisdlmaii McArthur . Pitch ...PI tch ,. ..PI Itoh lUh ...I I'iteli Pitch Mlnlater Pralaes This l.nxatlve. Rev. If. Btubenvott. Allison, la., praises Dr. King's New Life mils for constipa tion. Beet for liver and bowels. S5c All dfUIgUts. AdvertUtment. Geo, Rogers Makes Best Score at the Carter Lake Shoot George Itogera walked off with the top score Sunday afternoon at the biggest clay pigeon shoot held at the Carter Lake club this year. Roger broke 92 out of ,3.00 birds. Don McCown gave Rogers a close run for his money, breaking Ss out. Of 100 birds. McCown and Rogers ran neck and neck until near the hundred mark, when McCown made some unlucky shots and fell behind four counts. Bert I.enrurt, Johnny Ragon, Doc Flckee, Tom Mott and several other local cracks turned in good scores. About twenty-five shootors entered the competition. Considering that the weather Sunday was a bit chilly and a strong wind was blowing over the lake, the scores turned In were very good. Regular '"Sunday shoots will be held at the club for the remainder of the season, White Sox Firsts Shut Out Sooners NORMA'N, Ok!., April 6. The Chicago American league first club shut out the University of Oklahoma, T to 0, today; Score: R.H.E, Chicago ;. I 0 umanoma ..v - Ratterloa: Walsh. Jasper and Dallyf Ponder and Smelser. NEW ORLEANS GOES DOWN BEFORE GIANT REGULARS NEW ORLEANS, April . With Math ewson rltchlng In mld-eeaeon form the New York National regulars today de feated the New Orleans Southern associa tion team, 6 to 0. Manager McQraw an nounced that Snodgrasa probably would not play until the opening of the season, aa he Is suffering from a torn leg liga ment. Score: R.H.E. New York , 5 3 1 New Orleans 0 4 1 Uatierles: Mathowaon and Mcean, -Styles and Hlggins. TIMELY HITS WITH ERROR GIVE H00SIERS GAME INDIANAPOLIS, April .-Tlmely hit- ting, combined with an error, gave the Indianapolis American aasociatlon club a S-to-4 victory over the Boston Amer icana today. Tho game was called In th seventh because or rain, score; ii. ii-ti Boston 3 4 1 Indianapolis .. 4 6 3 Batteries. Collins. Zelser and Nuna maker. Willis, aasklll and Venn. MACKS HIT BALL HARD AND TRIM THE PHILS FH1IADELFHIA. April .-The Ath letlos hit the ball hard and defeated the Phillies, 6 to 1. making the spring series stand : to 1 In favor of the Americans, Baker scored the first run of the game with a home run. Score: R.H.E, Americans 6 11 Nationals 1 4 Batteries; Plank, Wyckoft and Schang, wejcr ana ouoing. BALTIMORE INTERNATIONALS LOSE TO THE BR00KLYNS BALTIMORE, APrN The rBooklyn Nationals today defeated the Baltimore Internationals, 3 to I. Score: R.H.E. Brooklyn , 3 6 Batlimere 3 7 Batteries: Aitchlfton, Pfeffer and Fisher. Daaforth and Kgon. , sAMlirii Trim tfrnil-I'r". WASHINGTON. April t-Kor the first time the Washington Americans returned from the Virginia ttalnlng ramp Manager Griffith placed his regular de. fitiue on the field today acalnit tha Vis. llanfo. a local seml-protraslonal aggre t gaiiun. ne Americans won. i io l College Bas null ncsnlts. Princeton, 3; Ursinus, V TRIANGULAR FIGHT IN FIRST Will Maupin Kay Make it Fonr Cornercd Battle. PBICE IN RACE FOB CONGRESS Same Old Gunio to Get Hlin Oat of Contest Deinar rlayed ,' Be fore, bnt tt Won't Work. (From a Staff Correspondent.) LINCOLN, April 6.-(Speclal.)-It is now assured that the democratic fight in the First congressional district will be. a three-cornered affair, with tho further possibility that Will Maupin may get Into the race. William B. Price has announced that before the week closes he will file for the democratic nomination, Governor Morehead has already announced over his own signature that he will try for the Job, and Congressman Mngulro send word from Washington that hla flllnir may bo looked for most any day. AVorklnif Ola Game. Already the, old game la being worked on Prioo that has been worked before. There Is little doubt but that Price would have been tho congressman from the First district six years ago It he had not been persuaded by.' his friends to switch to a race for state auditor. In their eagerness to get William off or the congresslonsl track they got out .a petition and paid the fees for filing and Price fell for the scheme, and Instead of being elected state .auditor remained a private citlxeh, He announces now, however, that' there will be none of that stuff doing this time, although he Is constantly receiving letters asking him to run for governor or attorney general. The double-cross buslnets has been played once too often and Price is in tha fight for the con gressional nomination to stick. Code Insurance Lbtt Up. Argument In the suit of 8tato Auditor Howard to regain possession of the in' surance department of the state and test the constitutionality of the present code Insurance law will be heard before the supreme court Monday forenoon. Attor ney Halleck Rose and other attorneys will represent the auditor, while Attorney General Martin will look after the Inter ests ot the state. Otnabnn Injured. Frank Haggtn ot 3613 Cuming street. Omaha, was taken to St. Elisabeth's hospital last evening suffering from in juries sustained while attempting to get off ot a street car or by falling oft, bystanders wero unable to say. He waa somewhat bruised about the back and ribs, and while the Injuries may be pain tul tor a few days they will not be ser ious. Entertainment In Senate Chamber. About ISO state officials, employes at the state house and friends were enter tained at the senate chamber Saturday night by Food Commissioner Herman, assisted by his force ot clerks, inspectors and Prof. George F. Condra. The enter talnment was in the nature ot a motion picture show, in which the workings of his department were ahown, both within tho office and laboratory and In the field. In addition to this Dr. Condra showed two reels of the work of the Bute Conservation and Public Welfare eommtsslon, advertising the poultry and horse industries ot the state. Cyras UUclt Flies, Cyrus Black, editor ot the Hickman Enterprise and a member of the 1311 house of representatives of the Nebraska legislature, has filed aa a randldate for the republican nomination from Liuicas tor county. New Uso tor "ClB:,, Papers. A new use for cigarette papers has been discovered by the Lincoln Tollce, which they admit is mora useful than the papers are generally put to. Last night while searching a prisoner, a wad of cigarette papers fell from his mouth. A little later repeated poundings on his cell door and gestures toward his mouth con vinced the police that he wanted some more cigarette papers. They were given him, and, after dipping them in water, he made a wad ot them and put them in the roof ot hla mouth. An examina tion showed that there was a big cavity therein, which, he said, had been there since childhood, and the only way he could talk was to till the cavity with something, and he had discovered that cigarette papers performed the work bet ter than, anything else. WATSON, SOLD TO PIRATES GOES BACK TO ST. JOSEPH ST, JOSEPH, Mo., April 6,-It was an nounced after a conference here today be'tween Fred Clarke, manager of the Pittsburgh National league club, and Jack Holland, owner of the St. t Joseph West orn league club, that George Watson, outfielder, sold by Holland to Pittsburgh last season, would be turned back, Watson suffered a broken leg last sea son and has not fully recovered from the injury, although he took part In training with the Plratas at Hot Springs, Ark., this spring. Today's game be tween Pittsburgh and St. Joseph waa called oft on account ot rain. Anness Declares Himself Plainly as Candidate inPirst DUNBAR, Neb., April 6.-(8peetal.) The following statement was filed by Wilber W. Anness of Otoe county when he placed his filing credentials with the secretary of state: To the Voters of the Flrat District: In filing for the republican nomination for congress irom tno First qistrici, i wisn to say that I file as a humble Private ctticen, aa a country druggist, who has no ambitions to overstep nimseu, nut who, nevertheless, believes that it per mitted to receive the primary nomination on August 18 ha can ea before -the people of his district and redeem It at the polls. J. do not say this with a spirit to do over-vain, but to show the confidence I have in the cause. What we want is not opposition for office, but harmony, which is, indeed, tho strength and sup port ot all institutions, ot all great and Important undertakings, and it my can didacy can thus receive favor. I promise, uoa giving roe strength, ana m Honor able fashion to "wage a atrong, aggressive and progressive campaign, dodging nom ine ana navina- only one snouiuor un which In ritrrv tha flaht- Offera from various Dlaces have been kindly made to circulate petitions In my behalf, but if a candidate would give his consent to that method ot tiling, It would ha amial in fiimc nimaeii: ana ror friends approved my decision to file dl-1 rect, but I surely have an appreciation I cannot sipress for their kindly offices Just the same. ... ,. T m nlMMd In aaa the snirlt Of Party harmony that pervades the political sit- i uatlon, because It is perfectly illogical ' for men believing In the same principles ot government and practically In the same concrete propositions of legislation; to be making feces at each other be-( cause they cannot agree to a party name. And so long as we think alike and be lieve in the same principles, let us be , broad enough, my brethren, and roeni enough to have brotherly love enougn to do away with nny divided political affiliation. And so let us toua move along on the broad paths of patriotism, upon the broad highway of human love. I do not care to mention any personal qualifications I may possess and am con tent to leave this to those who know ma to take care of. I might be pardoned for saying, however, that I was honored In Mil by being elected to represent In the legislature ot our state the splendid county which I am proud to claim as I will Issue a declaration of princlplea' at a later convenience; suffice It now to say I file ns a republican, but one who J Is broad enough to serve all alike Ifj KtMnMuA with H,tipv. Hlnrarely. WILBER W. ANNESS. We always have a fine assortment ot Rubber Toys.' Omaha Rubber Company, 1CQS Harney St Just around the corner. PROSPECTS FOR SMALL GRAIN ARE EXCELLENT General Manager Ware of tho Union Pacific is In from a trip of a couple of days spent In the counties of the south ern part ot Nebraska and northern Kan sas. He returns bubbling over with en thusiasm over the outlook for a great winter wheat crop. Said Mr. Ware: "At tills season ot tho year I never saw the small grain prospoeU look so bright. While it has been cool, -the weather has been perfect for the winter wheat. Every- Most Skin Trouble Readily Overcome The' Active Principle of a Famous Remedy Works Wonders. Many people bare marveled the way S. S. B. overcomes skin troubles. The ex planation is the fact that B. 8. 8. works in the blood and the blood is really a most Intricate and extraordinary mass of arteries and veins. When you come to realise that the skin and the flesh beneath aro composed of a network of May blood vessels you solve the mystery. There are wonderful medicinal properties in S. S. 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