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About Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922 | View Entire Issue (March 22, 1914)
SEMI-MONTHLY MAGAZINE m eve x Next Sunday In 48 hours your corns will be gone if you use this simple method. Apply Blue-jay tonight. Tomorrow you will not even think of the corn. Day after tomorrow the corn will be loosened. Simply lift it out. Some people keep corns year after year, merely paring them once in a while. Some people use old-time treat ments, and think: corns can't be ended. They wrong themscl es. A fam ous chemist has solved the whole corn problem. And his invention Blue-jay now removes a million corns a month. Go try it. Note how the pain stops instantly. Note how gently Blue-jay undermines the corn. Note how soon the whole corn comes out, without any pain or soreness. Next Sunday you can be as free from corns as a barefoot boy. And, so long as you live, you will never again let corns bother you. Blue -jay For Corns IS and 25 cents at Druggist Bauer & Black, Chicago and New York Makers of Physician' Supplies Color Your Last Year's Straw Hat With f&Lomm Makes Old Straw Hats Look New Splendid for fixing up Ladies' and Children's Hats EASY TO APPLY Dries in 30 Minutes. Waterproof anil Durable Made in el Black Navy Blue Burnt Straw )ull Black Cadet Blue Brown Cardinal Red Sage Green Violet AvolJ all Substitute! Intiit on Genuine COLORITE Department and Drug Store Sell It or tend 25c. in stamps to Dept. M. CARPENTER-MORTON CO. Boiton, Mast. Places Not on the Mapl Grclcler's Fine Catalogue Dd CfcleDdir of pure Wed iultrj fur 1814, Urf, tutu; tges of jjoultrj facts, different treed In mturtl colon, 10 Ttrletieitlluitratedifiddeieribed lueubttori tml broaden, low price of Mock and ttt for b itch fog. A irfect guide to all ('oulirj ralier Oeud 100 for this noted book. H, II. till! II) r It, Hoi II 1 Khfrni, P&, By Thomas L Masson GIRLVII.LK: 'A pleasant nllui inn little liatnlot on the road to tlu tablo lands of Matrimony, with a branch line that connects with tin , Did Maid ratiRc of foot hills. At one time this place depended al most entirely upon nature for Its ap pearance. Hticollc colors were pre dominant and there was n simplicity about It very pleasing and restful to the eye. Of late years, however, the city painters and decorators haw come In, and with their colors have given it a smart, artificial appearance, which for many old-fashioned people has largely curtailed Its charm. Ctrl ville, indeed, now has a reputation for cheap display which no other place can hope to rival. Olrhille at one time was governed almost entirely by an eminently re spectable body called Elders, but It has long since scornfully discarded their help, and governs Itself; or at least claims the right to do so. Its principal Industries are Rag Time, Fiction. Silk Stockings, Velvet Slippers, and Red Paint. There Is also a large spoon factory on the edge of the town. An appeal to the Legis lature to have the name of Oirlvllle changed to Chatterville was refused, on the ground that Chatterville and Girlville are already synonymous. The inhabitants of Girlville arc ex tremely restless and fickle. Not satis lied with the place, they are con stantly attempting to leave it and, after leaving, to get back again. EWKETOWN: This place lies on the banks of Liberty River, and is one of the most prosperous communities In the world, in spite of the fact that its Inhabitants never do any real work. It Is but just to say, however, that they are constantly hustling about, and are extremely active In every direction. Among their activi ties are mentioned Theology, Science, Philosophy, Art, and Literature. Faketown is also ono of the most interesting places In the world, and the curious visitor Is constantly en tertained by the fascinating perform ances of Its Inhabitants. On one cor ner may be seen a piebald gentleman standing on a four hundred million dollar oil can, taking a 40 per cent (luarterly dividend out of a silk hat In front of a large crowd. On the other corner a handsome lady is i hopping down a building with an axe, to the intense amusement of an audience composed principally of po licemen and other ladles. Faketown Is one of the oldest towns in the world. Yet it Is thoroughly up to date, and takes supreme delight In all modern improvements. It is non-supporting, but the rest of the world cheerfully furnishes it free with everything It needs, until it has come to be an axiom that all the world works of Faketown. T1CRRORTOWX: This plnce lies at the base of the mountains of Free dom, the most prominent spur of which Is Courago Peak. Hut although these mountains are quite plainly in sight, no inhabitant of Terrortown ever leaves It for long, or attempts to make the ascent. He is constantly declaring that he will go and climb the mountains of Freedom, but ho never does. Terrortown presents a very regular and not unpleasant appearance, but It is filled with shapes and grim gob lins, which grow In number and fierceness the longer one lives there. Some of the streets are called Fear Lane, Cold Perspiration Alley, Hill Square, Extravagance Houlevard, and Mulligrub Way. The whole place is full of shadows at all hours of the day and night not the least for midable of which is one's own. Terrortown Is always filled with people. When any one has a desire to cut loose and break away, he con sults the local doctor, of which there Is a great number. The doctor never lets him go. -v Tin 1 mKI Hi Ueadl-Cut Byr-tem of iiitrut-tlnii eutn the mutt root in t iMitt ttie time of crtM'tluti in tti. 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