I TUB BEE: OMAHA, THURSDAY, MARCH 19, 1914. THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EfaWARD ROSE WATER. VICTOR nOSEWATER. EDITOR. The Deo .Publishing Company, Proprietor. BKB BUILDING. FAHKAM AND SEVENTEENTH!. Entered at Ontnlia postofflce as aecond-claaa matter. TBltJft OF SUB8CmPTIONr By per month Pr.eH Dally and Sunday fc too Daily without Sunday gc J'JX Kvenlng and Sunday J"? T'no Krenlns without Sunday "c Sunday Beo only... ""illli.Yn'iJ T.if Kend notice of change of address or coinplatnta Irregularity In delivery to Omaha Bee. Circulation Department. REMITTANCE Itemlt by draft, express or postal order. Only wo cent atamps received In payment of small "un; Tersonal checks, except on Omaha and eastern ex chance, not accepted. OFFICES Omaha The Bee Building. South Omaha Z31S N street. Council Bluffs 14 North Main street. Lincoln 2S Little Bulldlntr. Chicago 901 Hearst BulldlnK. New York Boom 1106. 286 Fifth avenue. Kt Louis BOS New Bank of Commerce. Washington 725 Fourteenth SU N. W. . COnBESPONDENCB Addresa communication!! relating to newa torlal matter to Omaha Bee. Editorial Department. FEBRUARY CIRCULATION 51,715 State of Nebraska. County of Douglas, ss. Dwlght Williams, circulation m a.n n Be r o f T h e ueo Publishing company, beclng duly "worn, pay" that the average dally circulation for tha month of tet- ruary, 1914. was 61.715. , DWIGHT WILIAMS. Circulation Manager. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to before me this id day of March. 1914. , .... ROBERT HUNTER. Notary rubllc Subscribers leaving tlio city temporarily should Imivo The Beo mailed to them. Art dress will bo chapged ns often as requested. An auto for tho city dog catcher?. Well, why not? Ambassador Pngo has such a queer sonso of humor that his Jokes convulse Britons and, con found Americans. There Is a newspaper In Texas called tho, Bryan Eagle. Clearly a misnomer; ' It should bo tho Bryan Dove. "You don't have to look liko a hedgehog to be. pious,'! says Billy Sunday. "Billy" has tho right hunch on that. The idlest heralded triumph In the field of science Is norvo-graftlng. There is a sinister Bound to thnt, suggestive of certain other scien tific triumphs of which wo wot. Not only tho lawyers, but also tho physlcr.l valuation experts havo their eyes glued to tho Omaha strqot railway fare controversy. -"lt'B an III wind .which blows nobody good." The dangers' of centralized government fur nish tho topic of our United States senator's Snht Patrick: day, speech. In tho Interval, hla newspaperopiNsW' homo rulo for his homo' city. CommrssIoVer;'BuUer is" going; to boost Iho interest raVeon,clty-'dopo8ltB a quarter of 1 par cent, which, 'ii ,kie suqcee'dtf, stay .amount to m much as $300 or '$400 la a. year, jllurrak for reform! Talk all they ploaso about those. Mexican,. bandits being uncontrollable, but notice on? thing, they control thtfmsolvos very well when 11 comes to keeping oh their sldo of tho Rio Grande, beyond which. lies Texas. Liko an avenging Kemosis, tho walls of the St. Louis lire-rent club homo carat down, tak ing their additional toll of llfo, driving homo with a still deeper gloom of emphasis tho clvto crime of tolerating fire-trap constructions. An Omaha bigamist, faced by both of hit wives, committed suicide. It sewned to lie a predicament In which tho poor devil refused to play anything but ft cinch. Houston Post. Merely as a matter of-further Information. permit us to obsorve that the lubject of thli philosophy' was a former member of, Texas' pop ulation. The meeting of tho Pan-American confe.' ence has been postponed, but tho postponement from September to November Is not to lnterfero with Secretary Bryan's South American trin. Yes, but tho renl question Is, Will' he roturn In time to mako his usual rear-platform campaign wjndup Jtt Nebraska? Tho figures given out by the state Insurance uopartment showing twice as much mnnev roi locled in premiums in Nebraska as nald out mi flro losses would "indicate that our flro rates are too high. IlereJa a nlnrA whnro h merclal club and flfe Associated Retallen could wen join nanus to.iorco concessions, Is "Pleasure is not the chief thing in life. That is true "only relatively. If by meant tho levities and gaieties only. then, in deed, pleasure Is not the chief thine. bur if h pleasure Is meant enjoyment derived from duty aone, rroni worirtyorthlly performed, from tho opportunity of serving well, surely, thon, pleas ure Is life's cbjet end. fit Of King Rule of Normals Must End. Our law-makers should by all means give tho people early relief from the Intolerable ring rulo in control of our Nebraska normal schools. With altogether too brief Intermissions, the management of theso schools by a board of politicians and wire-pullers has produced a con tinuous succession of Internal disturbances, ex travagance, nepotism and petty graft, all work ing to tho detriment of the Institutions and tending to impair their educational efficiency A new deal In normal school control Is im peratively demanded. Tho pooplo would be satisfied if the normal schools could be put un der the board of university regents or under tho state board of control, although apparently any change would bo an Improvement To let these schools continue to bo the foot ball of partisan politics and personal trading for board members, appointed by the governor In discharge of political debts, is a menace to our whole public school system, of which tho normals aro tho keystone. Failure on the part of the next legislature to grapplo with this problem, and to attempt a solution of It, would bo a gross dereliction cf 1U duty. LJL Banging the Baggage Around. Tho Western Association of Baggage Agents has concluded that it ought to exort an effort to break up tho "Indoor sport" of banging tho traveling public's luggago around much to tho latter's inconvenience and loss. The traveling public will bo gratified, even though tho actu ating causo is the growing number and amount of damage claims instead entirely of unsolflsh solicitude for tho rights of tho traveling public. So long as tho patrons of railroads quietly put up with tho Imposition of having their grips and trunks damaged by careless handling, tnc railroads bxhlblted very llttlo concern about t!i3 matter, but when tho patrons began to avail themselves of their rights and privileges under tho law of holding the companies for their dam ages, tho worm turned. And wo may expect to note a very prompt and decided improvement in the situation. If orders havo gono forth from headquarters for moro careful haudllng of baggage wo may be suro the baggage will be carefully handled. Railroads aro not run for tho purpose of repairing useless damages in curred by indifferent employes. In this connection perhaps It is not too much to expect that the traveler may yet bo able to walk up to tho average depot baggageman ar.d havo his luggago chocked or handed to him without having to stand for what Incivility thnt nustero individual sees fit to accord. It is strange tho public has been so patient with re spoct to theso things on tho part o' some com mon carriers. But it is .a tribute to the good Bonso of tho railroads that they havo como ovn this late in tho day to correct matters. They havo the foolhardy example of tho express com panies before them as due warning of what to expect otherwise. Wooing. A professional funny man classes wooing as one- of tho "futilities of tho day," offering no whys and wherefores, but leaving tho lnferoncj that Barkis as a rulo being willing, love, like other sprinters, catching the spirit- of tho day. cuts tho corners and takes a long slide for tho homo plate. The implication, it unfair, reflcctu upon the gentler parties to the, contra;t, a though the aggrossor in tho wooing business is supposedly tho othor follow; Well, this 1b a day of short cuts across lots. Thero is ontiroly too much of It. Wo nnd It roflected at -tho other ond of many a raatt'l montal venturo, if not at tho outset. Of course, long before divorce became as common as It Is love-at-flrst-stght marriages wore heard of, but one of the heirlooms of the "good old days" was tho art of wooing. It had a proper placo In life and is not to be too carelessly tossed about. """"" Wo may continuoto grow matter-of-fact ami pragmatic in our views without becoming sordid, as wo should If wo lot go of too many of theso old time-consumers merely in order to save time. Perhaps the needs of the day do not call as loudly for futilities as somo think, but whether or no, they do not call for any audi wanton infringements as this; as for our part wo are content to lcavo tho fate of this old in stitution of wooing to tho humanity of 'young America. Evolution Is a busy science; It works wonders In the economies of life; It transforms and transmutes, but we venture to bellovo that down deep In tho human breast ts a llttlo spark of dynamics, which, put to tho test, will prove impervious even to this highly potential force. William Gentleman, the grocerman, has opened for bulnca on tha northeast corner of Sixteenth stu van mrqcic. Th state musical festival to be held next wee ... u,n,T on umana tor talent In the persons roiuiio Amoia una Mrs. Hiram Robinson. Mr. and Mm. L. n wtninm. ....i ,t..i j ... - ............. k.ivir uausnier. aires Maggie Williams, left for California to be away illss Benton of Cleveland. O.. arrived on a visit to her sister, Mrs. Juhn C. Cowln. Rev. C. X Savjdg. lectured at the. Yiunr Men's Christian association hall last evening on "The Ele ments of Success." The half.mil race at the roller rink last nliht waa won by John O. Hitchcock, with Sherman Can. field a close second. The democratic city committee held a meeting In the offlco of Cbarle H. Brown with Chairman Connoyer presiding. Tho only business was to order call for a city convention. Hill fc .. US Ncrth Sixteenth atreet. want the publlo to 'know that they sell new cook stoves for 110 V. E. Wlnnjotr. clerk at the Union Paclflo build IQK. Is lying seriously III at hla rooms, comer of Tenth and Douglas streets. -The ground Is being- cleared and the trenches dug for Cushman'a new building- on the northeast corner of Tenth and Douglas streets. High Estate of Woman. Bishop Oldham of tho Methodist church re turning from Asia, though an American, Is Im pressed with "the amazingly high placo given to the woman" as tho "most remarkable thing iu this country." To us, who have not been, ns ho has, in direct contact with boiuo of the old eastern lands where woman's degradation Ib traditional, this may seem but a banality, and yet it Is moro than remarkable, It la the dis tinguishing fact of our civilization, as compared with that of those dther countrtos. The significance of this Is reflected in our contact with these distant and less fortunate peoples. All over Asia a new day has dawned for woman largely because- of American Influ ence by precopt and example. Tho stud on t of current history who has followed events of tho last decade In China, Korea, Japan and Slam, to say nothing of India, knows the Impact with which we have Impressed on these people our conceptions of womanhood. Indeed, it Is not too much to say that theso countries advance very largely in proportion as they respond to this pungent touch of our influence. They de velop along lines of modorn civilization ac cording to the social status of woman. In no land, not excepting England, as the Impending conflict over equal suffrage Indicates, is woman. as conspicuously exalted In all phases of social life as in tho United States. When we really start on the Job of "opening Alaska" It will be another great boon to the west. The fact is, it is hard to do anything big and worthy in this country today without mak ing it a special benefaction to this wide old western dominion of wealth and opportunity. Perhaps the Chicago Tribune had a wireless from the Jungles of South America Just before it came. out so vigorously for immediate and single-handed Intervention with tho avowed pur pose of seizing Mexico and holding It per run nontly as, part of the United States. The Proposed Art Home. OMAHA, March M.-To the Editor of The Bees As long aa tho mcmuera cf the Kim Arts society contlnvd to their own members the solicitation of funds for a club-house It was their affair akne, but when they ank the public for money not only for the Institution llsnlf, but for the necessary yearly maintenance fltnd, the wisdom of the proposal enterprise becomes a question open 'o JlacurHlon. By the terms of his will Mr. Turner provided ti.000 a year for the bare main tenance of the property until sold. This probably does not provldn for watering the lawn In summer ami lv dinner are the maintenance of this property as an art home will entail a minimum an nual Upkeep of $6,000 or J.7.O00. The hope of any substantial returns from rental Is nn Iridescent dream. How can the yearly expenditure of such a sum bo Justified on the basis of tvhat 'he so ciety has done for art In Omaha find In view of the fact that .here pro no specific demands upon the society :hat cannot bo well met 'with the present facllltlej? "What would be the answer if the Mrn- delssohn choir, for Instance, with tta magnificent record of performance were to ask for a homo the upkeep nlono of which would be from KM U H.iKJO a year? Surely thero Is no co.-npaHson 1 e tween what the Mendelssohn rholr rm-nns to this city and what a fine arts home would mean. , Would It not be a Rrcat deal better to use that $7,000 a year, which the main tenance alone of tho home would cjst. In fcrttlng creditable exhibit of paintings and encouraging the establishment of a good school for art In Omaha? There are only two ways for itn In dividual or community to become" appre ciative of art. One Is by frequent exhibits of meritorious pictures that teach the eye to understand color, and the other Is by teaching people the art of drawing f nd painting. Tho Commercial club's list of endorsed philanthropic and charitable organiza tions and amounts expected to bo ralrcd yearly by popular subscription Is ns fol lows: Associated Charities of Omaha and Eolith Omaha ,.,$ S.ISJ Associated Jowlsh Charities 3.!O0 Child Saving Institute JS.200 Gardner nnd Jacobs Memorial hall.. 3..7 Omaha Charity association I.too Omaha City mission 7,XM Halvatlon Army Industrial home.... 3,000 Salvation Army Bescuo home 2,000 Scandinavian Young Women's Chris tian association .. . 000 Roclal Settlement association.., 3,500 Swedish Mission hospital 5,(0 Union Qospcl mission J.tto Visiting Nurse association 5,12.' Volunteers of America 3,00-) Women's Christian association (Old People's home) v 2,600 Young Men's Christian association.. 10,000 Young Women's Christian associa tion 10,0TO Total .M,RM This docs not Include a number of equally worthy enterprises that havt not asked for endorsement, such as musical societies, hospitals. Individual church ac tivities, the Ak-Sar-Bcp. Many of then established organizations are heavily n debt. The Young Men's Christian asso ciation nnd the Young Women's Christian association arostruggtlng under a mort pape of $130,000. The fact that It Is not a year since tho community was drained to provide 'or tornado suferers makes It doubly hard to raise tho money for a bare existence on tho part of theBe Institutions. It looks to me like an tnopportuno tlnio to add another to our annual liability bcarjng Investments In the rthape of -in art home, the necessity for 'Which Is, 10 say the least, problematical. Would It not be better -to first-pay up on some of tho enterprises we have, many of which were Inaugurated by the same people who nre now launching tho enter prise of jiu art hornet VEBITAS. Justice. NEBRASKA CITY, Neb., March IS. To the Editor of The Bee: Although I haven't th'evote, I have an opinion. It Is In this Instance In regard to the case of Leo Frank. Will you permit ne to ex press It In your paper? I am glad to say that I have never found one unjunt sentence in all the editorials and com ments contained In your paper. Many cases In many courts In the United States have been Justly dealt with, but of those cases which seem to me very unjust I wish to speak. No man. whether Jew of Gentile ahiu'.d be hung or otherwise put to death, when the evidence of guilt is circumstantial. Imprisonment for life would be far more JubL It would give the real murderer, whether' the accused cr another, time to confess his guilt, nnd be repentant. Where there la an eye witness or the accused 'h known to be vicious and tho death of tho victim would have been of great benefit to the 'accused, then death Is the best (afrguard fdr society. In tho unprejudiced mind thero Is no Juxtlrc In hanging Leo Frank, accused of hlllng a gtrl (whom a negro found and reported) In the factory where Frank Is a superintendent. If some of the evidence .loos look dark for him most of It IooIch liko he Is Innocent of this crime. A few cases where Justice evas not dono aro as follows: Not long ago a man (?) was convicted of killing a dancing teacher and also confessed to having killed twelve other women. He seemed proud of the fart and bragged of how easily he committed the murders. This person It seems 's to bo gven a new trial and If freed will ihe has promised onter the ministry. Another was the caso of a woman to be hung because her lover kilted her husband, and Justice pretends tn be very lenient and long suffering for waiting for this woman' baby to ba born before they hang her. She had no direct hand In the murder and If she know of It and con sented to It Imprisonment for life would be the Jut sentence Another was the case of a woman to town plcknlcklng: A man goes scott free, although admitting his guilt and every bit of evidence points to his guilt jf carrying his own new-born baby around for hours In a closed sultcaso till It died. Simply because this grown man, thU unnatural father, did not take this defenceless babe and choke It with his two big hands he w"alks tho streets ft. free man. Has Justice,' pure, true and righteous departed from the earth? If It has I can tell ypu why. Not long ago there was talk of omitting the words "In Ood wo trust" from tho new money to be coined by the United State mint. If this ts done should there not be a law made causing the truth to appear where theso words were? It should read: '-In gold we trust." What does It mean? When any coun try la in danger of forsaking Justlct nnd mercy and setting up the golden calf-of commercialism justice has a small pi am in that cogntry and the end of Its great nesa Is not fur. So let us all see to It that Justice get not tho sleeping sickness In this case. ELIZABETH BOW EN. The White House as a Source of News Told by Robert D. Heinl to the Pulitzer School of Journalism. GRINS AND GROANS. FAXIT I. The White Houso ts eab'.y tho most Interesting source, of news. Each year tho reading public de mands moro knowledge regarding the personal atti tude of the president of tho United States on great questions, and In every succeeding administration added pressure haa been brought to bear upon the chief executive of the nation to secure his Intimate views. And yet, even to this day tho president may not be quoted without his personal consent. No matter what he says to a newspaper man In private, the latter Is not expected to use the comments ver batim, or to credit them to him, without explicit authorization, Mr, Lincoln saw alt comers, day or night, but, with the enormous growth of the country since then, the task of gaining the president's ear has become Increasingly difficult. Mr. Cleveland seldom or never met the newspaper men In person. Indeed, In those days no regular men were assigned to "cover" tho White House as- they are at present, and publlo men had not been trained to meet the approach of a cor respondent In the Informal manner of today. Even as recently as Mr. McKlnley's time no provision was made for the newspaper representatives. If a states man had been held up as he was leaving a presiden tial conference, ho would undoubtedly have expressed his displeasure. Today If the prominent senator or cabinet officer Is not stopped .as he departs from the executive offices, he Is apt to glance In the direction of the press room, or wonder why he Is slighted President Boosevelt seldom Invited tho press In as a body. When ho had anything to give out Inn gen eral way, tho Invitation was personal to each cor respondent. Secretary Loeb chocked off the men who wero to be called and gave tho list to the White House telephone operators. Clifford Plnchot got his big conservation congress movement going In this way. Mr. Roosevelt called In forty or fifty corre spondents, and, after a few minutes' talk, he switched them on to Mr. Plnchot. y It half' a dozen or so newspaper men happened to be sifted down to tho last few minutes In tho cabinet room where congressmen and senators had. assembled to consult with tho president, Mr. Boosevelt, aa ho removed his spectacles and stepped Into the anteroom where the barber was In readiness (always exactly at 1 o'clock), would wave tho correspondents In and around him with some facetious remark. While tho barber .lathered tho president, tho correspondents would direct questions. Tho correspondent who didn't know what he was afterwho was Just looking for news seldom got by Secsetary Locb for a presidential Interview; but the mart who could outline the "bones" of a good yarn ho knew was In the air usually was certified to the doorkeeper for a seat In the cabinet room, thero to take his tun with the other callers. Often two or three correspondents were allowed to get In line with the twenty or thirty "handshakers" the president saw at 12 o'clock. On reaching the president they would signify their wish for a chat and drop aside for a seat In the cabinet room. As Mr. Roosevelt went about the room disposing of the politicians, he either loft these correspondents until the last or whispered to them quietly to step Into th Inner of fice, to be seen later. Brlggs Qrcat Scott! You'll catch cold being out In this weather without your overcoat, Orlggs-Thafs all right! One of our choir singers has Just been called away and I've got to sing bass tomorrow. Boston Transcript. "One thing about photography revcrsos the usual orier of things." "What Is that?" "A picture's success Is positive when It gets a good negative." Baltimore AracP lean. "I get a pretty llttlo rug with every package of cigarettes." "I know It." "How did you know It?" By the smell. You have made a mis take and are emoklng the rug this tlmo.", Houston Post. "I want to turn back," whined the first explorer. "Only one more Ice field," urged the other. "Is It worth It?" "Suro. And then the lecture field." Louisville Courier-Journal. "Where Ja get all .the scratches on yer face?" asked the Thlri-Man. , "Auto turned turtle. replied the Fat Mnn. "Loose tlro7" asked the Thin Man. "Tight chauffeur." replied tho Fat Man. Cincinnati Enquirer. "Gee," said the young man who was acting for the first time as best man at a Mr. Boosevelt possessed Infinite skill In separating the sheep from the goats. He came to know tho cor respondents, what Bort of story each was likely to txi after, and Just how their respective papers would produce, tho stuff. This naturally led to many ex pedients fop giving them tho few moments they needed-such as thehavlng hour. Often he would sift out the crowd until he found himself alone with the correspondents of tho New York or Chicago papers, and perhaps one or two others. Then ho would sit down with them, and for twenty minutes there would be talk of the frankest sort, mixed with hilarity nnd takeoffs on the men Who were "mixing things" with the president. My friend, Arthur C. Johnson of the Denver News, told mo of a gathering of- this sort In which one of tho correspondents called attention to a criticism In certain papers of that morning wherein, as proof of the charge that Mr. Roosevelt Intended to rule the United States as a czar, was cited a dispatch he had sent to the president of a South American republic, congratulating him on his birthday anniversary nnd using tho expression "me and my people," Mr, RooKevelt laughingly called attention to tho fact that Alvey A, Adee, second assistant secretary of state, wrote and sent all these dispatches, and gaily re marked that he would have to coll Alvcy across the road dally to have his dispatches signed In person. "The fact of the matter Is," said Mr. Roosevelt, "I am compelled by precedent and custom to send telegrams of this sort throughout the world every day." Then tho president suddenly newougm nirascii 01 a document that had been sent him from the State j.r..tm.i' lint mnrntne. which he ha'd shoved Into III 'UI . 1 1 1 V ' V .... ... his pockct-y He drew It forth and looked over It curiuuoij . "Hore, gentlemen. I have an address which I am to deliver at 3 o'clock this afternoon to Wu Ting Fang, whom I nm to welcome bick to tho United States as minister from China. It bplns (reading), .m. hi. Ti.xiinv tv Tlnnnmblo Wu Ting-Fang, Envoy Extraordinary and Minister Plenipotentiary. Near the United Statcs-l never coum unutmww a dignitary of that scrt should be addressed as "near ,v. iTni.t states!' I don't care, however, as long as ho does not get too darned near!" rt ..... -Mr Ttnnaveit craduallv came to havo his pets In the newspaper world. The correspondents Of the papors Who StOOa DX me Bamimmraimn, ...1.- u.a Konm. fnn nersonal friends of the presl- XlIU 1 1 '.V. www.... " " ' dent througn previous associations In tho Navy de partment or In Cuba or New xpr. ji,n..,ii.. in TAttinn- tn him. But correspondents of papers which persistently criticised Mr. Roosevelt found It harder and harder 10 gei inio mo tuu.i.ci room with any degre of regularity. Boon they 1 Th. amnli frv never got In at all crusru wmo. - - - unle'n they could demonstrate something Mr. Loen himself couldn't produce, inaeea, icr nes ir correspondents. It was often a half-day's work to get an Interview with Mr. ioeo. Mr. Roosevelt was not long in finding out that thero was thin picking on news In Washington of a Sunduv evening, and he held over many a story foi the Monday page. It was usually In the form of a piece of hand-out. Tho teiepnona operators un nounced to a few of the big offices. Including tho a Tirsua that it was to be. had. When the correspondents showed up for It. Mr. Loeb usually was conveniently' by to give oui wnm iu,iBiii matlon. There was no hesitation In giving some paper n exclusive story If It was considered a better way to make tho stuff catch. It Is safe to say that more "scoopa'' came out of the White House during the seven ycara of Roosevelt's administration than ever did before, or have since. Unlike President Wilson, Mr, Roosevelt often chatted about family matters with close friends who called during office hours. Any clever thing th- Roosevelt children had dono was exploited and prop erly embellished, not for the purpose of getting them Into Print, but as part of -the hour's conversation. When Archie Roosevelt, sick abed for several days, called for his pet pony and had It brought upstairs on the elevator and Into his bedroom. It, of course, made a capital story. There was also a human-Interest story for tho correspondents when one of the Roosevelt children created considerable amusement by clambering down the front stairs of the White House apartments in his nightie. A brlU'ant anl dignified diplomatic reception was in fulr sfray, at the time. President Roosevelt had sehtfc0 children to bed early; but none of theni wantd toso. Aa the diplomats began toatrlve In their corgeops, uniforms, one of the little boys crept out of thenujgery and made hla way to a point of vantage. Ho became so Interested In the performance that he put his head through the balusters. All of a sudden the youngster realised that ha was stuck and couldn't move on way or another. After a few minutes' tugging, a healtny howl went up. The president and the French am bassador, Instantly forgetting their diplomatic duties. i rushed to the rescue. Tnen everyoooy came, bo ourely had the little boy been caught that a car penter was finally called, and the Roosevelt youngster ' actually had to be sawed out Conclusion of Tls Article Tomorrow. hlch noon wedding. "Adam was a lucky Chap." "Wny?" asKPii ine groom. "He never had to wear a frock coat that made It lmpo-slWo for him to find any place In which to put his hands. -Chicago Kecord'Herald. She Have you any .special reason for wanting to know my 'age? . , . He 1 merely wish to know at what ago woman Is really the most fascinating.- Philadelphia Record. YE DEVOTED BACHELOR. Tell menot In sob-full cadence That tho cost of living compels. Mon to close their ears nnd scamper From the sound of wedding bells. When a man doth love a maiden Better than a choico cigar, Ho will climb up to tho regions AVhcro tho eggs and beeffteak are. And If he fall to cull the cutlets That float aloft where the moon serene rf. -II. , ...lit .1in.n.n hla nrtlMHt 1 lie minium piiin - For a rcachublo dish of kraut and weenies And the reason why men remain slnglo- If we put subterfuge on the self Is because they're completely devoted, If wo put subterfuge on the shelf -BAYOLL NE TRELE. 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