THE BEE: HMATTA, THUBSDAT, MARCH 19, 1914.
Bringing Up Father
Copyright. 1914. Internatlooal
Ncwa Servloa.
Drawn for the Bee by George McManus
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But it it Soccer, Fpot Ball Instead of
Great National Game.'
SOHIPKE IS THE SPRING POET
GondlnK Hao '(he Itecrults Malta a
Sprint Aronnil thr Park (o'flet
Their Wind In Proper
Condition.
Regardlwsof, the, fact' that the" weather
njan put the blink oh the sunshine,
Iiourke park was ,tho spene of much ac
tivity yesterday. All the player wero
orjiiand to engage In a succor same while
Brother fca.ve and hla' flock of ground
men dug up1 supply of rakes and spades
an4 chalk linen and started tho task ot
prebafing the Infield for practice play.
The aoceet- gama was a wry lively af
felf. Sides iwere chosen and Earl Chase
and He Smith were given the Important
positions of goal keepers because of their
height The two aides were evenly
matched for ten or twelve minutes and
the scoring was Infrequent Dut suddenly
It wan discovered that the north aide
was getting tho best bf" It. vUpon In
vestigation It wns learned that halt nf
the south players had jumped to the
north side. This alarmed Pn. who viewa
jumpers of any' kind iWlthySUBplclon be
cause thcy.are.llkely $ jump to tho 'Feds,
Mro Bill Bchlpko was accused of at
tempting to ruin the ball by stepping tm
lt-wlth his splkcV Hill protested vocifer
ously, but n tllll 1a known t6 ,pe, . pos
sessed of a mean disposition he was
forced to carry the load.
kun Around Park,
After the , soccer; ganje 'tho, athlete
wereordored" to'"run' around tho pork
three time. -The playera declared that
they did ao, but Johnny aondlng. alleged
that hla order had been violated bccniic-j
he never saw any pf , them running. Ae
rprdlnc to J"ohnny thoy wcrri. all nrac
tlcinff the Castle walk, as not a knc
waa bent nor was anything more than a
long, quick strldo performed by tho chilled
athletes, Johnny kept after them with
hla sharp tongue, but little heed was gtvn
It. Harry IIIcXs even attempted to lingo!
nf the north end of the field after tho
first circuit, but he was caught In the
act- . t
Bllt Echlpke stuck around at the park
after tho work to aeo If any changes
should occur Inithe weather,, - When thn
little anowf lakes atarted to 'drop BUI wou
happy. When Bill becomea happy lie
burets into aong. Hla efforta cryatal
lied in tho following:
Softly, alftlng anowflake,
WhUtllnu, wintry wind.
Put an end to practice
For the athlete and hla kind.
Don't Need lo, "Mmr."
When It waa called' to BJU'a attention
that 'We 'pome' filled to ' "rime" 'iie
afldpted a: euperlor air and Informed tho
Ignorant peraon who naked the Idlo'.ia
qufiUon that In the beat circles "wind''
waa always pronounced with tho lung
IT aa In "high." Bill also asked that
attention be called to the alliteration. In
the first two lines. Bill asserts that nl
iteration puts him in the same clais with
Shelley, Colcrlge and Keata and all the
other zamous poets.
Providing that tho weather prognostic
cktor la in agreeable mood, Infield pras-
nc will be inaugurated In a day or two.
Pa. hones to have hla kthltn In I'nmll.
tfoii'to enap up ground balla by Satur
day, when the leagutro, mix with tiie
Bior semi-proa. At present all practice
is confined to the outfield and litUo cun
rp none.
Blltxen" Bell, the speed demon, la a
graduate of Michigan, .while Wallace halla
iiom niinoia. nex Smith waa a gridiron
hero with South Dakota, and Shannon
H a law student' at Crelgnton. Mr. Next
Btation to Valtef Johnson, Caldwell, also
announced he played college; ball, bu,t in
qu!ria fall to discover where the college
is. weorge elevens is another college man.
It wan reported that Bung Congalton
waa once found In a university, but Bunk
persists that hla training was Inline uni
versity ot practical experience and that
his degree Is none other than M. (J.
made good. Which Inst crack makes
Brother Dave -chuckle heartily and then
look up the definition ot made 'good -In
the dictionary.
Trapper Bchlpko ia endeavoring to as
sociate with Clancy, Btevenson. Brenner.
Ward. Bell and the others who have spent
part of their time below the Maaon-Dlxon
line. Skip asserts that. the Oznrka are
south ot Maaon-Dlxon. but Bell, with hla
superior educatl&n, refutes that allega
tion. . ,
Pa has also planned nn elimination con
test for April 12. Tha la the open Sun
day date and Pa will line up two teams.
After tha game those who occupy their
positions well will be retained, the others
will bo chased to the bush. All of the
Playera will be given a chance on 'that
day, so already the whole outfl. la look
ing for rabbit's foot charms to carry that
day.
Every day Is a bargain t thii
FIRE SALE!
THOMAS HEADS CUB CLUB
Secretary ,ia ,Ohoen President qt
Chicago National Organization.
TAFT WILL KEEP HIS STOCK
Murphy Decline c dire' Oat HI
Plana' Except to Snr that
llr Is "GoinK Flah-ilia."
Jay Gould Wins
the World's Indoor ,
Tennis Tourney
PHILADELPHIA. Pu.. March 18.-Jay
Gould', tho noted American amateur
court- tennis champion, won tho profes
sional "championship ot the world here
today from Oeorgo F. Covey of Enfiland;
tho professional title holder. Tho' Amer
ican champion, In ono of the finest ex
hibitions at the game ever seen here,
carried oft the title, seven seta to one.
The scores, of the match were 6-0, 6-1, 6-4,,
6-S, 6-2, G-6, 0-1.
.The niercan cxpc.U w.Pn tvw tlVfi D
Monday 111 such tay fashion timt tha re
sult waa virtually a foregone conclusion.
Was fully up to tliat of the. first Satur-
daj-. .Tho British, chanfplbn lought hard
to the very end, taking tho third set of
tho day and the seventh of tlie match In
flno style.
When victory finally rested with Gould.
the defeated champion congratulated him,
and the new title holder waa Instantly
surrounded by enthuslaatlo friends.
According to the articles of the mate'i
tho winner Is exempt from playing tor
the world's championship tor one year.
Being an amateur Gould cannot accept
the $1,200 prlro money that would have
gone! to Covey had he won, but Instead
the American champion will receive a cu,-
valued at that amount from the Bacquoi
club of Philadelphia, on whose court the
match waa played. Dceplto hla defeat.
however, Covey will receive two-thirds
of tho receipts of the match and his
'training expenses.
WHite Sox Stars
Are Coming With
"the Yanigan Squad
According to reports which reach
Omaha, from the west the White Box
yaplgan team which wll play In Oraaha
against the Ilourkea on April 10 and 11
will Include some ot the first equad play
ers. Among those who will rlay with the
yanlgana hero are Iteb. Bussell. Black-
Jjyrne, Buck Weaver, the shortstop who
mane the worid'a tour; Daly, the slugging
hitter who proved lo be a star on .the
world's tour and knocked the home run
which won the game before the king ot
England; Kuhn and veveral other. Aa
the Pittsburgh club, which plays heie
also, carries such stars as. Hans Wagner.
Max Carey, Babe Adams, Marty1 O'Toole.
Olbson, Konetchy and others, Rourko is
certain his athletes will buck up agalnM
some classy playing and Omaha fans will
see some exhibition games well worth
seeing.
CHICAGO, March?1 18.-JCharles H.
Thomas was todsy elected president of
the (Chicago National'' lesguo base ball
club. C. P. Taft. majority stockholder of
the club, was present att he election and
declared -that -he would retain his stock
at least a year, during which time
Thomea .would- remain president of 'the
club, TJjomas was Secretary of ..the club
during tlio MUruhy regime. . ,
Thomas has been In base ball fourteen
years and has beep clpsely associated
with Charles W. Murphy during thai
tJme. He was secretary to Andrew Freed
man ot tho New York Nationals when,
Murpljy was with that club and JcameVIo
Chicago at Murphy's request In December,
lWJfv soon aftop the latter had assumed
tho. presidency of the local club. He was
appointed afsoclato secretary, which peti
tion he held until Charles Williams re
signed to go with 'the .Cljlcago. Federal,
nftir wheh Thdmas was appointed ae-:-tetary
and treasurer.
Mclunnltalg- Mntle Secretary.
The formal meeting ot the club today
reaulted In Thomas being made a stock
holder, a director and finally being e'.ectei
president. Temporarily ItfWasusderetood,
Charlea Bchmollalg ot CincuWt), ' -stock
holder, and business .sjsaclatc.flt. Mr.
Taft. was made secretary.
Other than tlint jie waa 'tqolr.g flahlng"
Murphy declined to give put his plans
Mr Taft said that Thomas would take
Immediate charge of the club's affairs
and' reiterated that Murphy had sold out.
thus Indicating that Murphy's retirement
would be actual.
Thomas said he has no plans tor the
governing of the club and no ambition
besides "bringing some more pennants to
Chicago." Ho said he would retain Henry
O'Day aa manager.
Thomas Is S3 years old was born in
Gardiner, Mess, Since coming to Chicago
ho has married and has a son.
The meeting and reorganliatlon of the'
club followed a meeting between Mr. Taft
and the Spiegel syndicate. The syndicate
raised Its offer of J75O.C00 for the con
trolling Interest In the club, but Mr. Tat,
declined It. Belief, that they would have
to mako extensive Improvements In the
Cuba plant kept the bidder froru making
anothor advance In the price they of
fered.,but Mr. Taft' said he believed that
for a time, the' grandstand at the West
Side park, though somewhat old-fashioned,
was substantial and said that he
waa not expecting to make any great
changes within the coming season. It U
pofslble a new stand will bo built later.
It was said. Mr. Tart and Mr.' MUrphy
are said to be principal qwnera of thj
land on which the Cubs rlay.
Tho change, in the organiijitlon of the
club was, the rcsujt. It Is generally under
ntpod. pf a demand made by President
Johnson of the American league that
someone, besides, -Murphy be put at the
head of -the Chicago ub, Johnson con
tended jthet.pomp jofourphy'a unpopular
moves were dangerous, to prganlsed base
ball w,lththo, Federal league threatening
destructive warf cind demanded of Presi
dent Tener and the National league a
change.
Someri'an Anthor.
Presidents Charles; W. Vomers of' th
uieveiana ciud is sending out a pocket
diary of the American league and 'the
Naps, which' 1 eagerly sought by the
fans.
CUBS AND MAC KM EN V;
PLAY, A TIE GAME
JACKSONVILLE. Fla.. March 1, The
Philadelphia Americans and Chicago Na
tionals played an S-to-S tie game today.
The game was called ot Jhe end- of, the
ninth because of darkness. Score; .
. . (R.ILB.
Chicago 8 U .7
Philadelphia 8 7 0
Batteries: Humphries, Pierce and Bres
nahHn; Bender, Bush, Pennock. Wyckofi
ana ecnangt.
HOUSTON DEFEATS THE
NEW YORK AMERICANS
HOUSTON. Tex., March IS. The Hout
ton Texas league' club defeated "the New
York Americans today, 5 to 3. Chanco
used all hlr. out Holders, as pinch hitters In
the ninth. Score: R.H.B.
Houston & 7 .3
New York ,...... i 3 '6 2
Batterles.Bay. Ware and S. Allen, Kit
chens, Caldwell, McHale and Reynolds.
DRAKE ATHLETES RANK
HIGH IN SCHOLARSHIP
DES MOINES, la., March lS.-(Speclal.)
A record. Just compiled by Athlfetlo Di
rector Griffith of Drake university, shows
that tho athletes at that Institution rank
20 per cent above the average In scholas
tic grades. Crull, a member of both the
foot ball and track teams, has an average
of grades over 93 per teht.
Corapheli itetnrn.
Vincent Campbell, nn outfielder with
the Pittsburgh National leaguo team Ji)
1011 and 1912, has Bigned a contract to
play with the Indianapolis Federal league
team this year.
DEATH RECORP"
. Alfred A. Caary. - - .
PLATTSMOUTIf;' Nebf.UMreli 18.-Spo-clal.)
Alfred A. Crary, aged 88 years, died
In the Nebraska Masonic home In this
city yesterday. Rer. F. M. Druellner ct
the First Methodist church conducted
funeral services this forenoon and t',.e
body wash shipped to Freeport. III., m
former home, for Interment. Mr. Crary
was and had been for many years a
member of Solomon lodge No. 10, An
cient Free and Accepted Masons, of Fort
Calhoun, Neb., and was highly esteenviJ
ara devout Christian.
Jlra. Mary Hnnnn.
TABLE? ROCK, Neb., March 18.-(Spe-clal,)-Mrs.
Mary Hanna of Table Roelt
died ajt the residence .of her daughter, Mr.,
John R. Hunzoker, elx miles south of
here, Sunday. She was the widow of
Joseph Hanna, who died here several
years ago. The family came here from
Bohemia, settling in this vicinity In 1S70
She Is survived by several chlldron. Sho
was S3 years old.
HYMENEAL.
-Miller-Fulton.
TABLE ROCK, Neb., March lS.-(Spe-cIal.)-Marrlcd
Monday, at the residence
of the bride's parents, Mr. and Mrs. J.
L. Fulton, In Table Rock, George H. Mil
ler, secretary and manager of the Omahx
crockery company, to Mian Lcona Ful
ton. who has been typist and secretary
of the Omaha Commercial club for the
last two years. The .couple left lmmedl
ately for Kansas City on a honeymoon
trip.
Clenn nanflnrr
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ou use BUcklen's Arnica Salve. Sfr
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Fine old whiskies by gallon,
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Bock & Rye, for colds, quart
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MRS, BEARD AND MISS
WAGNER WIN AT TENNIS
NEW YORK, March 18,-Mlss Mario
Wagner, the playing through cham
pion, and Mrs. C. M. Beard today
won their places In the final round of
the national Indoor tennis championship
tournament for women. Miss Wagner
beat Miss Clare Cseel--J, 7-6-and Mrs.
Beard, former western champion, of Chi
cago, beat Mrs. Frederick Sehmlts-5-U,
6-4. 6-3.
Mrs. 8. F. Weaver and M(ss Cassel won
a place in the semi-final round of the
doubles by beating Miss Trevor and Mrs.
L G. Morrls-.J. 6-
Just night Cor DseUncbo and tlhiq.
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taken all of one bottle and my old trouble
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The Peralstent and Judicious Use ot
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CARL GANTVOORT
leading tola In "Robin Hood'
' 7 alvaysfdl my pipe wllhfSuxcdo.
"Cwcedo and I are fitm fHcnds."
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Great Singers Must be
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MEN who depend upon their voices
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JACK HENDERSON
ol the "Fink Lady" Compsor
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9iixedo
DONALD BRIAN
starrUur In "The Marriage Ms. tkt"
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g0f
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Blood Eruptions WON'T
Return When You Give Your
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No case of polaoned blood Is ever
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system. And the only remedy that Is
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stimulate cellular activity and over
come harmful germs Is the famous
B. 8. B.
A few; doses of this wonderful blood
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body as to spon show decided changes
In the skin.
The skin Is bat a fine network of tiny blood
Tetselt, and the action of B. 6. -8.' is declared
by eminent authorities to be a pronounced
sUmuUtion of the actltlty of tnee cells.
Certain It is thit la a surprisingly short tlm
eren the worst skin eruption shows a most
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The reason for this Is In the peculiar sUm
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In tha' skin to select from th blood the. nutri
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Hot only tally but It from the presence of
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S. 8. 8. so directs the local celts that this poison, '
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This fact has been demonstrated In cases ot
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The Boon of Health
" Makes Manly Men.
(From Statistic Student.)
Private statistics of a physician
T with a national practice, indicate
X that fully fifty per cent of middle
X mn ,r. nnrtlv nr ti holly de
4- ftclent in ability, manliness and T
f heath- If men could only know the X
T meaning of the usual ijymptoms
wnicn presage me- oncoming m
" premature age they could be saved
T rrom mleery. despondency and an
,1 rly grave. Symptoms snould not
,, be confounded with disease, bui
, . should be accepted as Warnings or
the approach of disease.
, . That many may Know what to do
- when such symptoms exist the
tmiuwlng symptoms aud pvescrip-
tlon is published:
A premature breakdown of the
vitality Is indicated by dull. ink-
en eyes, cold estremltUs, back.
. achm hriflrh- ffltlniA. n.llns In
J small of bark, pains In back pf
head, spots before the eyes, weak- X
, lir.u ,, . i . v . . .- ... ..... ..
T trembllnsr. Impaired memory, lose
T of appetite, wasting, thinness for
T hunutinai iat, siuunaeu. rtaboy
T flesh, wrlnkes. dullness, languor,
1 conetlpatlop. kldnev disease. Irrl
X tabllity. lack of ambition, timidity,
JvoH-apruuu. utaggmg walk anil
unmanly carriage. -
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r ounce coinDOund ' fluid balmwortl Ti
" get one ounce compound essence
J cardtol and one ounce tincture
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