G THE BEE: OMAHA, FRIDAY, FEBRlTAltY 27, 1914. 1 THE OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDBD BY BDWAltp nOBKWATKlt. V1CTOII nOSBWATKR, KDlTOft. UEC BUII.DINU. FAUN AM AND 1TT1I. Entered at Omaha postotflce as second lava matter. TEItllS OP SUBSCRIPTIONS. SunCay Bee, ono year t00 Saturday Bee, one year J-"1) ttaily Bee. without Sunday, one year.. 4.0) Oftlly Bee nnd Sunday, ono year 6.00 UUMVEREU BY CAItRIHK. ' Evening and Sunday Bee, per month.. 40a Evening, without Sunuay, per month. .o Dally Bee, Including Sunday, per mo..S Daily Bee, without Sunday, per month. tc Aaaresa nil complaints oi lrreguiariue. in oeiivenea to uuy circulation ucpu IlKiHTTANCK. ItemlL by draft, express, or postal order, III 41117 4 UWllllllll .w. Only r-cent stamp received la payment ui m i. accounts. I trw 1 1 - vnwno, iept on Omaha and eastern exchange, not accepted. OFFICES. Omaha The Bee Building. Soutr Omaha-2311 N Street Council Jlluffa-14 North Main Street JJncoln-W Little Building. Chicago 901 Hearst Building. N'ew York-Boom 1106. K Fifth Avenue, fc't Ixj tils 503 New Bank of Commerce. Washington 725 Fourteenth St. N. W. COnUESPONDBNCE. Communications relating to news and edltoilal matter should bo addressed ornate. Bee, .Editorial Department. JANUARY CIRCULATION. 50,542 Hate of Nebraska, County of Douglas, tin.'. Dwlght Williams, circulation manager of Tne Ben Publishing company being duly sworn, says that the average dally circulation for tho month of January, UK, was W,5I2. DWIOHT WIMJAMS. Circulation Managor. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to nerora mo mis 3d day or ronruary. isii. (Seal) Notary i'ubllc. Subscribers leaving; tho city tem porarily akonla hut a The lice mailed to them. Address will bo changed a often aa requested. Test tho Immigrant only as to Jila moral, mental and physical fitness. In our watchful waiting, wo still want to bo vory careful not to fall entirely asleep. With tho base ball Bcason In sight. Mexico cannot liopo to hold tho boards much longor. Moro than ono crooked lawyer is quaking In his shoos for fear the grand Jury may got lilm. The pacificator in politics lias about as pleasant a prospect as tho peacemaker in tho proverbial family row. Now, let Congressman Lobock lasso tho Indian supply dopot Just to provo that ho Is all tho cowboy wo need. i Why hasten tho bill to create a-lot of new gcnorala? Even in tho event of war wo would still need a few pri vates. As a constitutionalist in his earlier years, President WUsen raiiBt admit that thero js some slight ezcuso for legislative authority. At that, Water board employes shold bo moro careful in sending out turn-your-wator-off notices to mem bers of tho official family. Another sign that tho world Is growing better is tho reappearance of tho "big "un," tho Hon. John Law renco Sullivan, In vaudeville Our Water board boss Is bound to have light, but seems to bo undocldod whether It shall bo gas light or elec tric light, or only candlo light But without further preferment, will this brief official distinction be considered as full or fair reward for all that, Dick Metcalfe has dono for Jils cotintry,? Yes, and count, tho Auto show among other things wo would bo de prived of by tho loss of tho Auditor ium unless wo built another one to take its place. Yes, but bow long must Undo Sam and, John Dull , stand, bats in hand, waiting tho consont of n Mexican butcher to view the body of a mur dered Briton? None of tho Huymarket rioters, tho McNamara dynamiters, nor Hans Schimdt, nor even Czolgosz, would liavo been barred under a literacy test, remember. The German admiral's ndmlsslon that he threatened Americans board ing Ills flagship Booms to give Ad miral Dewey all tho Justification lie nt'eds, bo why not end tho argument here? Tho Niobrara national forest forest reserve Is not to be eliminated for the present. Tho thing to do nowjs to find tho kind of a tree that will grow successfully in the sand-hill country. . Congressman Stephens declares it would-be wholly useless to argue with tho redoubtable Charles boos ter. That's whero' the Third district congressman shows almost marvel lous perspicuity. From newspapers published In Boston, Now York, Chicago. Atlanta, 1xb Angeles and Ban Francisco It ap pears 'that tbotonly policy for this country to adopt in Mexico is the ono advanced by Vtlliamrandolpli Hearst. Two hundred and thirty-four braska banks have applied for mom Hrsklp in .'tho' new federal -reserve banking system, more than twice as many as Maryland, which has about the same population. Not a, bad showing Farmers and Autos, tarmers of Nebraska and lowaj and other states are numorous at the annual Automobllo show, not only as spectators, but also as purchasers. Anyono may seo them already speed ing up and down our thoroughfares with their now "1914" cars. It Is a quite current belief that many n city man stretches his re sources to tho breaking point to maintain a machine. Not so tho farmer. His life-long habits of econ omy almost invariably keep him front overstepping himself. You may put It down that generally when n farmer buys an automobile he can afford to do so. It Is not show or even all pleasure with him, though ho and his family got great enjoyment from it, but as thoso familiar with conditions well known tho auto on tho farm has come to bo moro of a utility than n luxury. It is ono of the elements transforming rural Hfo into its larger possibilities. It Is a dlstancc-anni 1. It - a . t . . nuaior, a time-saver, therefore a money-maker. Tho farmer, though frugal, is not to be regarded In this relation as sordidly utilitarian. He is able to afford an automobile for pleosuro, but at tho same tlmo very worthily makes it servo his highest practical purposes. What proportion of sales made during these annual shows are to farmers wo do not know, but wo Im agine it Is large. Tho upshot of It all In another emphatic affirmation that tho basis of pormanont prosper ity is found In tho tiller of the soil. The Caae of Castillo. What is tho BtatUB nnd tho best disposition to mako of tho Mexican bandit, Maximo (Castillo, held by fed oral powers In a Texas prlRon? Tho question is not as simple as some think. Admittodly, he is an ttnde slrablo alien, an outlaw whose hands drip with innocent blood. As tho crcaturo who set the tunnol flro that wiped out scores of lives, ho ought to bo .speedily punished. But by whom? His crimes woro committed, .not in tho United States, but in Mcx lco. To bo suro, ho would not want for punishmont If delivered avor to Villa. Then, as somo Insist, why not deliver him?. Why should our gov ornment hold fast to so cold-bloodod a murderer? Yot wo nro standing upon tho ground that thero is no re sponsible government at present In Mexico. This raises tho point that thero Is no ono to whom wo could proporly deliver this man. In conse quence, wo nro somewhat In tho posi tion of tho man holding tho boar by tho tall. Yet It goes without saying that tho outlaw may riot' expect In definitely to profit by theso fortur tous circumstances, A wa'y must ul tlmatuly bo found to deal with him as ho desorves. Up to the Parent. When n child nnd his teacher fall out tho child Invariably blamos tho teacher and goes homo fooling suro that ho himself is right. Tho contro versy soon forms tho chief subject of conversation in tho family circle. With lnstlnctivo facility for sotting forth hla own virtues together with tho fond parent's natural bias, tho child makes a doop impression. With out hearing both sides, tho parent often Joins tho child In criticism, It not condemnation, of tho teacher. No parent can afford to pass Judg ment in such a caso on ono-slded In formation. It is wrong both to tho child and teacher, worso to tho child, though, for ho has tho Impressiona ble effect of It to battlo with the rest of his llfo. Tho fact is, successful schooling for any boy or girl de mands a sympathetic co-operation on the part of parent and teacher. Teachers may often err In Judgmont nnd discipline Indeed, wo hava known Instances where exceedingly poor Judgmont was shown but tho parent who Is wise will not aggravato matters by also exorcising bad Judg ment. That every child Is apt to bo tho sauio boy or girl at school as at homo should bo realized and con stantly romomborod by all parents. Thats one way of getting a lino on things,' and another and hotter way Is to go to tho teacher in such emergencies and Join forcos to meet them, Democratic Dollar Diplomacy. By way of Paris comes the Intor mattou that our State department has been receiving the co-operation of tho American Chamber of Com morco In its offort at readjusting tariff disputes with France, which is Imposing cxcesslvoly discriminatory duties upon American goods. This is in Hue with an intent underlying this organization, but It suggests a possibility which might oventuato embarrassingly to tho present admin istratlon, particularly to Secretary Bryan, who has had so much to say adversely of so-called "dollar diplo macy." Unless wo are very much mistaken, Mr, Bryan may find It necessary to resort to the sauio mcanB In this and other uuph contro versles before he gets through them. If ho did It would bo nothing now or unprecedented any more than it was under the former administration, roundly censured for It by unfair critics. Tho commission of rebels that wont to Chihuahua to try to persuade Villa to deal moro frankly with American authorities found a holiday In full swing, and Villa, doubtless full of tho holiday spirits, so they had to defer tho conference. T f . r T 1 4 Thisjjay in Omaha COMMLTS MOM Sit ntU KKBUUAUY ti7. Thirty Years Alio - Another terrific exploston startled the People of Omaha which it turned out came from a powder magazine belonging to Steele Johnson which war blown up. looter investigation disclosed that four loys in that vicinity had been the vie j Urns, and literally torn to pieces, namely Chris Madsen, William Auley , William Mallus and Jack Stltts, alt living In the neighborhood of Sixth nnd Pierce. Adellnl Pattl and her husband, lions. Nlcollnl, passed through Omaha on their way to the roast, traveling under the chaperonagc of Mapleion, the great Impresario. Total subscriptions In Omaha for Ohio flood sufferers to date make 1005, which with tho proceeds of Dr. Miller's lecture, amounting to J157.50, aggregates ST63.G0. The republican state committee In a meeting ot the Millard, presided over by Its chairman, Hon. O. W. K. Dorsey, Is sued a cntl for n state nominating con vention to be held In Lincoln In May. The Omaha members answering 'to the roll cull were C. E. Yost and I. S. Haskell. A pleasant social evening was spent by nbout fifty young people at the residence of Henry Llvcsey last night. It was u private masquerade party. The Board of Public Works let the con tract for paving Fnrnam street, with foundation of crushed stone, to Hugh Murphy tc Co, for 13.44 per square yard. Twenty Years Ago . Circuit Judges Caldwell and Sanborn issued their eagerly-looked-for order commanding the Union Pacific to meet It employes In conference on wages, and so it was announced that on March 15 l'rcs Ident S. II. II. Clark and such otlvr officials as agreed on would meet the men through their delegates and redress the grievances arising when the company slashed the wages some weeks hence fol lowing the receivership. Edward Updike, a prominent citizen cf Harvard, Neb., was registered at the Millard. The Omaha Kennel club held a weli attended meeting at the office of the president, J. C. Whlnnery. Among those present wore! Vco President J. H. Mc Tagup, Secretary E. I. Marsten, Finan cial Secretary Charles Frenzer, Treas urer Fred lUth, J. C. Morrison, John T Evans, U Hutchinson of the well-known St. Bernard kennels, C. r. Hubbani of tho Loup Farm kennels of Broken Bon nnd several others. After much discus sion the stock In the club was reduced from M to 110 and several application were announced. George Young, a watchman In tut Union Paclflo yards, was found: dead in his room at th home of Mr. Martin, 1612 Burt street, at 4:45 In tho afternoon. The cause was not apparent. Ten Years Ago - Raymond Kline, tho little one-armed newsboy, for whom so many good people manifested sympathy, found a. happy home when Emit Moll of Lincoln adopted him. Omaha became envelopeu in the densest fog the oldest Inhabitant had ever seen. Before dark the city was lost in the mist and It was rh It sable night had suddenly encompassed It about. Many pcoplo wero reminded ot Dear Old Lunnun and San Francisco. Judgo W. W. Slabaugh wrote to The Dee to say that a new civic league had come Into existence In the body of the Federation ot Omaha Improvement club that was destined to work wonders in the beautiflcatlon and material Improve ment of this city. Ho appcalod in be half ot the federation for the aid and co-operation ot every citizen who loved his town. Colonel W. F. Cody called at the First National bank and deposited 2S0 with hla friend, F. H. Davis, as a contribu tion to the Auditorium building fund. As a matter of formality B. H. Bar rows notlfind the Treasury department at Washington that Supervising Archi tect C, W. MOrdock, had formally turned over to him as custodian the care and keeping ot Uncle Barn's official residence In Omaha, otherwise the fed eral building, and that he proposed to keep It In the proper fashion. I People and Events Even In the "Sunny South" tho high cost of living is causing some unhappl- ness. A Mlislsslpplan Is being sued for 117,000 for stealing a kiss. David Moora of Cary, Me., who died recently at the ago ot S4 years, was never married, but educated eighteen orphans, all of whom are at the present time val uable citizens. Two out of three women candidates lor the city council In Chicago havfc been endorsed by the Municipal Voters' league. Quito a high percentage for an organ ization of men. Leo Otlteran, a boy In Auburn, X. Y had an eye tooth extracted and shortly afterward found returning to him the sight of one eye, which he lost some time ago, without any apparent cause. The fact that Premier ' Asqulth ap peared In public recently crowned wit's a soft felt hat Instead of a topper is taken as proof that a British Institution may be shaken down without shaking up the empire. Samuel Whlttaker Pennypacker, a for mer governor ot Pennsylvania, is break ing Into print .with a condemnation of the autobiography ot Ben Franklin, which appears to hltn to be more "Immoral" than the "Palace ot Graft" at Harris- burg. During tho recent convention of un- llftera at Batte Creek, Mich., the ap plauso which greeted a doctor's spiel was emphasised by the bursting ot a team pipe which left the doctor without assistance In radiating hot air In the aUUUorlum. The operation was a suc cess. A couple of old-age pensioners, who were carried at Marlborough, England, walked to the church and back, nine miles. The bridegroom, Andrew Good ship, who Is 74, has previously been mar ried four ttmes, and Ann Mlddleton. tho bride, who Is 75, has been twice previ ously married. Stephen W. Giles, a wealthy real estate dealer of Flatbush, L. I., who died Feb ruary 10, willed to 8t Iaul's church, Brooklyn, a package of K.000 worth of stock In a defunct sonpstone company, which he was induced to purchase by 4 deacon of the church. The deacon Is ad jured to refund to the church the money paid for tho stock ' nd prove himself an honest man " Twice Told Tales A Sfean Trick. Two lawyers, one a veteran and the other a novice, were arguing a case be fore a Judge renowned for his Incorrupt ibility. The novice, however, was un aware ot this. Taking the veteran, his opponent, aside before the caso went on, he said: "Don't you think it would be a gooi move for me to send a box ot cigars to the Judge, with my card In It?" The other flung up his bands In horror. "Man, your caso would be as good as lost!" he exclaimed. "That Judgo prides himself on his honesty above all else, nnd he'd decide against you, no matter what the evidence was, simply to teach you not to try bribery with him." "Oh, t guess it'll be all right If I send the cigars," Insisted the novice. The other, too disgusted to give him any further good advice, left him to hla fate. Tho caso was tried and decided by the Judge in favor of tho novice. Tho latter, much elated, buttonholed his voteran op ponent as he was leaving the court room. "Well, I sent tho cigars to the Judge," ho announced, triumphantly. "You did, did you?" said the other, In credulously. "I'm simply amazed that he decided in your favor." "Oh. I put your card In the box!" went on tho novice. Washington Star. IMa Trusty Sword. Brown, an elderly gentleman, was en tertaining some friends one night, and during the evening some of the guests paused to admire a particular room whero arms ot various kinds decorated tho walls. Among the arms was a awordi that at tracted considerable attention, and one or two of the guests asked that It be taken down for closer Inspection. Tho host, of course, compiled. "Speaking of this sword," said Brown, as he tenderly took tho carving tool trom the wall, "never will I forget tho day 1 drew t the first time." "I thought that blade had a history." remarked a guest, eagerly. "Where did you draw It, Mr. Brown?" "At a 2o-cnt raffle," was the happy rejoinder of Mr, Brown. Pittsburgh Chronicle Telegraph. The Neat llebuUr. The girl was attempting to dance with a fat man at a tango tea. The fat man was a great bunglar, and he knew It. He gasped, as they hobbled about to the strains of "Every Ltttl Movement." "it's awfully kind ot you to danca with mo me, the worst dancer In thy room!" Then ho trod on her foot for the sixth time, and tho girl replied: "Oh, how can you say so? Why, you hardly seem to touch the floor." Chat tanooga Times. Editorial Viewpoint Kansas City Times: The editor ot that Mexican paper ought to have known bet ter than to go up against a man named O'Shaughnessy. - Chicago Inter Ocean: Notwithstanding the little rumpus over tho Immigration bill we confidently expect to see congress continue to eat out of President Wilson's hand, Washington Post: Wo learn with rezret from cannibal headquarters in the Andes that another American exploring party has permanently penetrated the darl: In terior. Chicago Itecord-Herald: Revolutionist Villa proposes to murder people until he forces the United States to intervene in Mexico. Intervention should begin with the hanging of Villa. Baltimore American: The Poitofflco de partment will carry no more babies by parcel post. That infant Industry ot the new process ceased with the first ex periment, probably too much of a howl ing success. Brooklyn Eaglet German newspaper say their empire will not take Its peace ideals from the United States. We will not take our war ideals from Germany. So honors are easy and tho self-respect of two great nations la maintained. Philadelphia Ledger: Strange as ;t may seem, the Panama canal was not built eolely for tho purpose of putting the transcontinental railways out ot busi ness. They, In fact, aro worth more than the canal both In money and In servlco The question of tolls will not make very much difference one way or the other, but demagogy Is seen on the pinnacle when it puts forth as a reason for the exemption the theory that this would enablo tho nation to punish the railroads severely. Hammer Taps Nearly all of the trouble in this world Is started by people who Imagine they aro doing good. Anyway, a woman doesn't spend much more time In front of a glass than a man spends behind It Woman has It nil over man. She never looks warm In summer and she never looks cold lit winter. A fat woman likes to wear a straight front because it feels so good to scratch the welts when she takes It off. The world is fujl of queer people, In cluding the man who will spend t to get a S0-ccnt pass to a show. Let any man start to letter a sign, and twenty othor people will have to htop and watch him to seo that lie does It right. Lots ot well-meaning married women wear a ten-button 'kid glove while their husbands have to fasten their suspenders onto a safety pin. The reason tho average man can af ford to pay 75 cents a round for drinks when he Is out with tho boys Is because ho will holler murder when his wifo asks him for a dollar for goods so sho can make herself some house aprons. St. Louis Republic: When there seems to be no other avenue of attack, some bigoted Individual always attempts to de fame through arousing religious preju dices. President Wilson's letter to a mis guided magazine editor In Washington should blast any and all rumors that ha "Is being influenced by the Catholic church" through his secretary. Men wonder why boys would rather run errands for tho neighbors for noth Ing than run errands for their parents tor pennies. Ana yet tnese same men would fall all over themselves to pick up a package far a strange woman when they would let their own wives do their own picking up. Cincinnati Enquirer. Am to Gtrl Shoe Shiners. OMAHA, Feb. M.-To the Editor of Tho Bee: We take great pleasure in thank ing Mr. Main tosh for his boost to the trust busters ot the Twentieth Century shining parlor. But we wish to corroot his sentences about Ihi girls being too proud to wash dishes. It isn't that; it Is only to show the public that they are not too proud to get their hands dirty The Greeks and colored men are stepping In and taking the girls' places, and then they go In as waiters. Why should we not shine shoes? At least we would be making an honest living, and I '.h'.ul: Omaha should be proud ot such gitls, Well, we aro not going to get discouraged and quit. Wo aro going to trutt or bust, and win In the end. ONE OF THE TRUST BUSTEH'S. Mexico. FAIRFIELD, Neb., Feb. 26.-To the Editor of The Bee: It Is now apparent that President Wilson's Mexican policy of "watchful waiting" Is a failure, and that his refusal to put himself In accord with the other leading nations In recog nizing Huerta's government was a mis take. Huerta appears to be made ot the right kind of stuff to make a dictator and tyrant, and such a government seems to be the only practicable one for Mexico In its present condition. Mexico has been in a state of chronlo revolution slnco its Independence from Spain, with tho ex ception of the administration ot the dic tator, Diaz. Diaz know Mexico and what kind ot a government was practicable. During his reglmo the country made great progress In civilization and econo mic development. Foreign capital camo in to build rallronds, to open mines, to develop agriculture, stock raising, etc To be sure ho ruled with an Iron hand, but he made Mexico prosperous. Of course a benevolent dictator, and a soft glove on the Iron hand would be prefer able. Tlmo has demonstrated that Mexico Is not yet capable of self-government. Hucrta camo Into power by the revolu tionary route; so did Diaz, and under circumstances but little less reprehensi ble. There la nothing of the soft glove about Huerta, but tho "raw one" is better than anarchy. It appears that Mexico must submit to one of two evils, to tyr anny or to anarchy, and history proves that tyranny Is the lesser. C. M. PINCKETT. Says Omaha. Ceta the- Worst of It. SHENANDOAH. Ia., Feb. SS.-To the Editor of Tho Bee: I note an advertise ment In your paper calling attention to tho new "low" express rates. Wo ship pers Into Iowa territory Immediately tributary to Omaha are somewhat touched by the Immense "reductions" in rates. Before February 2, 100 pounds of food products (second class matter), could be expressed over here for 40 cents. The now "low" rate is 68 cents, or an In crease of almost IS per cent. Towns within forty miles or less of Omaha pay this higher rate, while St. Joseph, from two to three times as far, can ship to the same towns at the same rate. Several merchants have Informed mo that they have cut Omaha houses off their trading list because of this raise. Surely this is a matter of enough Im port to Omaha business men to demand their attention. S. A. L. Why nn Army and Xsry. BRADSHAW, Nob., Feb. 6. To the Editor of The Bee: We have for some tlhie been wondering what use our er.Htiv navy and army have been to our country since tho Wilson administration set in. and even before. For tho last two years this country has suffered at tho handa of the Jingo government of Mexico, alt kinds of bluffs, bluster and even rtnwn. i richt Insults. Vet lh imiiM.nl nf kt. . - - w.v ..uuiulii. u . k.na glorious America, with Its proud army' ana navy, says "Sch, sch, wait; there's a hen on." an4 this dn.nntiilnn- vin,i r-r policy toward tho mlxup n Mexico has' oeen neia out eo long that Huerta. thn so-called federal dictator, and Villa, the rebel usurper, have become so bold that tney make no bones In tclllnc this tnw. ernment to go to now, and they will rollow out their custom of executing whomsoever they choose that may hap pen xo ran into their hands. Ana e-jln we ask, what have we an army and navy ror, anyhow? JOHN B. DEV. Lincoln and Spiritualism. OMAHA, Feb. 26. To the Editor of Tho Bee: The Bee tho other day had a short notice of Dr. Eddy's "stunts," In which la the following: Perhaps the most remarkable bit of work was the movement of a table about the stage and the motion of the table was not retarded even when two of the men (of the four from the audience, who were to view the work at short range, pre sumably to find fraud) climbed to the top of the bulky affair. I quote this particular part ot the item because It reminds me tof somo things in connection with President Abraham Lin coln, of whom so much has been written In regard to his being Inspired during the late civil war. ! There are several millions ot spiritual ists in this country who understand how Lincoln was inspired, but those who know nothing of the phenomena of spiritism know not the source of the inspiration. A book entitled. "Was Abraham Lincoln a Spiritualist?" would Interest every one interested In Abraham Lincoln. Tha author was, at the time of the civil war. a girl In her 'teens, who had occasion to go to Washington to see about getting a brother home who was 111 In the south, a union soldier. This girl. Nettle Colby by name, was a medium and held seances In Wafhlngton and nearby points, which were attended by Lincoln, his wife and several officials of prominence, and advisers of Lincoln. Tho special incident lecalled by the artlclo in The Bee occurred at a seance where there was a "physical" medium, that is, one for whom heavy articles of furniture, etc., are moved without visible force. This medium was playing the piano and the piano would be lifted up and down, keeplnk time to the music. Lincoln said that he believed he could hold the piano down by sitting on top of It. and climbed onto It. But the piano did such stunta that he was glad to get off. One of the prominent men who had ac companied Lincoln, said to him: "What shall I tell." mentioning another prominent person, whose name I do not remember, "when I see him." This man was presumably a skeptic. for Lincoln replied: "Tell him that If he will come here and put his foot under this piano that T think he will be convinced by the weight ot evidence brought to bear upon his under standing." Many other seances are described in which Lincoln participated. But all these transactions were kept secret for fear that If they became pub lie Lincoln would be accused of being Insane, and it was advised not to make those things known until they could do htm no hard. MBS. A. BOWEN COOPKB. Quaint Bits of Life Robert Goodnight ot Mlchlgantown, lnd., has a hen which tcgularly goes on the nest and comes off cackling, but has nover laid an egg. She has, however, hatched and raised several broods of chickens. A triplicate birthday was recently cel ebrated in Stirling, O., by Clinton Bur llnghamc, Mrs. Ida Gladden and Mrs. Ada Cady, who claim to be the oldest living triplets In the United States, It not the world. L. B. Johnson of St. Albans, Vt., gen erally attracts attention when he drives through the town behind his pair ot 2-year-old steers. He has trained them so that they will obey the reins as well as a horeo. While the watchdog wept peacefully, a cat pulled tho covers oH tho bed where Charles Kelley was sleeping In Phila delphia, with tho result that he captured the burglar who had alarmed tho cat, and turned him over to tho police. Two years ago a grindstone disappeared from John Sweda's yard and afterwards appeared In Michael Jenco's domain. Since, then court litigation has been going on, and after a bill of costs aggregating 300 had been Incurred, Swcda received a Judgment of $1. Thomas Smith, a Chicago street car conductor, bested two men who held him up and not only recovered his money, but returned to the rear platform with a re volver for a souvenir of tho brush. Neither motorninn nor passengers knew that any such incident was taking place, and the hero himself turned in no report of it. Not worth mentioning, he thought. Fruit Laxative if Costive, Bilious, Headachy-"California Syrup of Figs"1 Delicious "regulator" for stomach, liver and bowels; for mamma, daddy and children. If you're headachy, constipated, bilious or stomach is disordered and you want to enjoy the nicest liver and bowel cleansing you over experienced, take a tablespoonful of "California Syrup of Figs" tonight and In the morning all tho constipation poison, bile and clogged-up waste will gently move out of the sys tem without griping and you will feel splendid. Every member of the family should us a this fruit laxative as occasion de DR. 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Hotel Colfax, located one mile east of the city operates it. i Swn electric car line from depot direct to hotel. operates its on For further information ask any Rock Island agent or write Hotel Colfax and Mineral Sprincs Colfax, Iowa. r b ' YOU may dodge Advertis ing teday, but tomorrow what? Every season brings the problem nearer and makes the need keener. Face the fact now, that the Ameri can people buy and swear by advertised goods. SMILING REMARKS. "Been little Chawlle Browns soit coat. Says he paid no ror it. unaivlle', extravagance is getting worse an worso." "It should be checked." I "It was plaid." Cloveland Plain Deals A stingy chap died, and his chum, aim stingy, was bemoaning him. "We weie very closo friends," said he. "Yes. I know you were." said a by. slander, who had known thorn both well. National Monthly. Sunday School Teacher When the prod igal son returned, why did his father or. der the fatted calf to be killed? Muddled Youth Because, miss, all thi pigs had run down Into tho sea and got. drowned. Boston Transcript. "Is the doctor taking the proper terest In your case?" "I think he's doing his best. I lot't uri A. fntir. him thero was nobody to pay him uri less I got well." Louisville Courier Jour nai. "Is that man going to abolish graft?" "I don't think so," replied Senator Sorghum. "My Impression is that he wilt do away with certain old-fashioned fornix of graft nnd create something modern." Washington Star. PEGASUS MOUNTS A CAR. Chicago Record-Herald. Pegasus was speaking, and Peg wag some sore. Paid he: "I am off of this stuff: I've winged yon and hither for ages and moro, And pinions were speedy enough. But men have Invaded my airy domain And chased me all over the place So hook this, be geo, no more wingleta for me. I'll grab off a car In their place. "Henceforth when I saunter a stanza or two I'll jump In my automobile And sonnets and epics and gushy goo-goo I'll dream to tho pulsing of steel. No moro will I flutter on wings soft ami white 'Neath tho cold steely stare of yon star, For, wings soft and white, I have kissed you Good iNlght! It's me for a big auto car Har! Har! A new '14 model gas-car." mands. It Is Just as effective for grand pa as It Is for baby. It simply cannot Injure. Even cross, sick, feverish chil dren Just lovo its pleasant tasto and mothers can rest caey after giving It, because It never falls to effect a good "inside cleansing." For thirty years "California Syrup oft Figs" has been recommended by physi cians as tho ideal stomach, liver and bowel cleanser. Millions of families who are well informed use nothing else, but recently there has come a flood of spur ious fig syrups, so wo warn the publlo to ask plainly at drug stores for a 60 cent bottle of "California Syrup of Figs," nnd seo that it is prepared by "California Fig Syrup Company." We make no. cheaper size. Hand back' any "counter felt" with contempt. Advertisement. Week for Rooms - I mm a ana meats