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THE BEE: OMAHA, WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 18, 1914.
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Nnbacrlberii leaving tho city tcni
Vorarllr ahanla hnTo The Bea
mailed to them. Adilre-a will bs
chanced mu oflnu ua rcqneatad.
Huerla scorns to hit everything bur
pitchers throw hStn. Thoy ought to
-work the aplttcr more.
The now loan organization, spread
ing over tho country- alms to furnish
loans without the liharks.
Still, tho divorcing ot tho Southern
Pacific and Union Pacific watr not
due to an unprofitable union.
Vegetables Meet. Headline In Texas
Evidently a convention of delin
Although illiterate, Villa seems to
be able to read the signs of tho times
In Mexico with fairly clear discernment.
Tlios aviators may fly around tho
'world without a loss, but they aro apt
to meet up with a lot of Mlssourlans
along tho way.
Looks as If this wholesale appoint
ment of probate attorneys for the In
dians by Commissioner Cato Sella
might be another pork-barrel affair.
The next thing In order will ba a
definition of the pool hall. Does It
Include a billiard room? Or a ton
pin alley? What about a dance hall?
Not only President Wilson, but
Boss Murphy, promises his support to
Governor Glynn In "any uplift" that
will boost tho party Vlf uplift Is the
An exchango la puzzled ovor our
"Futuro oil supply." Does It think
paying that measly $12,000,000 tax
is going to Interfere with tho resources?
Camlnettl's views of Chinese and
Japaneso Immigration do not, wo aro
told, accord with tho president's.
Neither does Catnlnettl'o views on
the white slavery law.
We still think the Chicago vlco
commission's remedy tho best for
curlBg the social . evil "Just annihi
late It." Somobody Bhould havo
thought of that 4,000 years ago.
It Is aanounced that n new bull
moose club has Just been organized,
with a roster of about twenty mem
bers. A few more will havo to be
dratted to fill all tho places on tho
A. senator being sued by an alleged
.blackmailer hints at grand jury ac
tion when his trial Is finished. Why
Should not those engagod In thti
hold-up business answer for their
A "pay-as-you-exlt" church Is pro
posed to relievo the tender Benslbill
ties ot stay-at-homes disturbed by
the contribution box. But that doc
not go to the core ot It, for the so
called "free" churches Bhow plenty
of empty pews.
A Question of Legal Ethics.
A nlco question ot legal ethics Is
presented Just now before tho people
Tho people of this community are
paying $5,000 a year of their money
to John h. Webster to servo them as
nttorncy for the Water board.' The
attornoy who has been taking tho
city's money, however, now appears
fighting tho city as attorney for tho
street railway company, seeking to
enjoin the submission of tho seven-for-n-quartcr
Perhaps the streot railway com
pany pays tho pooplo of Omaha's
Water board attorney moro money
than he draws out of the public
treasury. Perhaps Home other law
yer would bring the suit for tho
street railway company If he did not.
Perhaps it Is merely a legal tech
nicality, anyway. We do not be
lieve, however, that Mr. Webster,
while accepting the streot railway
company'a money, would accept any
one's elso money to bring stilt against
the street railway company.
So much for legal othlcs.
Tho committee to audit and con
trol contingent expenses in tho sen
ate, evidently finding little to do, has
offered a resolution limiting to $00
a year tho ntnount each senator may
spend for "froe" telegrams. Natu
rnlly, It provokes sharp differences
of opinion nnd debate, and, in view
of tho fact that all the senators com
bined spont only $ 2,522 for tele
grams In throo months, seems a sheer
waste of much ammunition on Tory
email game. Why not, as Senators
Bryan of Florida and Lodge suggest,
simply let tho old rulo obtain of leav
ing It to each senator to distinguish
between prlvato and public business?
Evidently there is no great amount
of abuso now under that rule,
Senntor Qalllngcr offers an amend
ment, concurred In by Senators Root
and John Sharp Williams, to abolish
freo uso of totographlc wlros, each
senator mooting tho oxpenso out ot
his own pocket. To this Senator
Thomas objocta that as a mattor ot
consistency It would obllgo them to
abolish nil perquisites, Including tho
clerks and secretaries, which scorns
to bo a rather strained construction.
Surely with so many solf-appolntcd
public monitors of prlvato morals,
tho old rule should continue safo
Power of College Athletics.
Thoy reckon without . their host
who think athletics havo not taken a
vital and official hold on tho conduct
of tho American college What at
first was but a slde-llno diversion Is
today as much a part of tho average
college lite as Bdonco or tho classics.
It occasions no aorlous commont
when a bdard votes a larger salary
to tho physical or athletic director
than to a loading professor.
Lnfayetto college in Pennsylvania
has Just furnished a striking illustra
tion of tho power ot collogo athletics.
For noarly a quarter ot a century Dr.
Ethelbort W. Warflold has served
that Institution as president, In
which time it has onJoyod "a growth
without precedent" in Its own his
tory, nud President Warfleld has
taken his placo among leading col
lege executives, But bolng old-
fashioned In his Ideas of a college, ho
opposed tho prominence given ath
letics. Ho might as woll havo ten
dered his resignation and boon done
with It, for ho has virtually been
recallod" by students and alumni,
and at tho end of tho present scholas
tic year will stop down and out to
make way for a president who be
lieves that othletlcs foot ball, baso
ball and all tho rest belongs along
side the Greek root, calculus and tho
history ot llfo as a part of modern
education. And wo do not know but
this case may be considered m
Of course, tho rightful place ot col
lege athletics Is not to bo denied, but
It Is one stdo of tho life that will al
ways call for the very wisest reguU'
tsMriue ram bis nus
Can It be possible that the Influ
ence of our Ministerial union has
fallen so low in Us own estimation
that it withholds a merited endorse
ment for fear it might provo a detrl
ment Instead of a help? Are theso
ministers willing to admit that tbcro
are more ungodly people than godly?
According to our esteemed friend
' Dill" Curler, whatever odium has
come upon the lawyers is due to tho
fact that they do not brag enough
about themselves. We nominate the
Hon, William F. Gurloy to be head
professor ot brag in our local law
school, and move to make It unanl
Congressman Klnkald has bo far
eschewed matrimony, but let no one
accuse him of not bolng an enemy to
race suicide. AH be need do by way
.of proof Is to hold up the bill he has
Just pushed through the lower house
ot congress to encourage Cupid by
safeguarding the homestead interests
of both parties to wedlock
Thirty Years A go
Omaha Piatt Deutchen Vereln. a Ger
man benevolent society, has been In
corporated. II. 8. Jasper Is president;
II, B. Bernard, secretary; Hans Young,
Henry Hagadorn and "Wllhelm Von
The Board of Trade meeting with
President Falconer met and considered
an amendment to tho constitution, and
received another communication from E.
Kitarbrook about the establishment of
a market house on Capitol avenue, be
tween Ninth and Tenth streets.
John II. Krck has gono to pay a visit
to his daughter, wno Is living in Alle
ghany. The second annual tournament of tho
Nebraska. State Fire mens' association
has been fixed for next June. The fol
lowing committee has the local arrange
ments In chargo: J. II. Butler, chair
man; Jerome C. Penzel, secretary; D. I,
Mitchell, treasurer; Ed Whlttlg, Charles
Hunt, T. HcroUl, It. Tagger, M. Gold,
smith, T. 8. Mnlcom, E. Falst, Jacob
Houck, James Donnelly, K. Pflagllng
and William Baxter.
Mrs. M. Wooley has gons to Keokuk
to visit her parents.
J. B. Grant, governor of Colorado, anl
Mrs. Grant are at tho Millard.
The real estate transfers note a deed
from Jefferson TV. Bedford to John W.
Holden conveying lot 12, block 12, In
Klrkwood addition for W0-
Twenty Years Ago
T. w. Mooro,, traveUng man for the
Co-Operatlva Supply company, with
offices In the Granite block, was badly
beaten and robbed while going from the
Burlington depot to his home. Twenty
fifth and Uurdette streets, very early In
the morning. He says his assailants, a
white man and a negro, followed him
from Lincoln and waylaid him about
Seventeenth and Chicago streets. There
ho heard a loud colio ana turning to
discover tho causo was seized from be
hind. He was beaten Into unconscious
ness and left lying for police officers to
rescue. He lost $55 In cash and a watch
All was as merry as the tinkling bells
of Christmas at the Murray hotel, where
J. "VV. Tinkle and Stella' Tinkle of Mis
souri Valley were registered.
Rev, T. J. Mackay, preaching at All
Saints Episcopal church, declared that
there waa reason to think M6ses may
havo been a socialist and there was a
good ileal In common between the ancient
Jewish lawgiver and Henry George, our
prcaent-day political .economist.
Out at Frtd Chrlstlanson's home, 1JS3
North Twenty-fourth street, a pesky gas
oline stove got obstreperous and did
about J00 damage to the place, though
none to the occupants, so, Inasmuch as
there was JJ.OOO of Insurance to cover the
property loss, Mr. Chrlstlanson managed
to beor up with fortitude.
Ten Years Ago
umor arauna me urain exchange and
Commercial club was to the effect that
ot last Omaha business' men had risen
In their iro and might combat the rail
roads or discriminating against this city
In tho matter of rates and service. Presi
dent Stlckney of the Great Western was
spoken ot as. a prlmo. mover In the
Colonel Charley Rlggs of Beatrice, sec
retary of tho Roosevelt club, was in the
city, so waa former Senator W. V, Allen,
but not with the same affiliations.
From Council Bluffs camo tho sad news
of thi dealh of' Mrs. Deborah Naylor
Porter, a Nebraska pioneer. Her hus
band, William B. Porter, who camo to
this stato, settling at Plattsmouth in
1856, was ono of tho oarly "freighters" ot
tho west. It was arranged to hold the
funeral at Plattsmouth.
The American Flro Engine company
won out with a bid to tho city council,
through Hs advisory board, for ii new
9S.000.flro engine, $3,000 f. o. b. Clncln
natl. Tho board decided on appropria
tions ot somo $23,000 all told for apparatus.
"Tito Silver Slipper" drew out one of
the largest and most classy audiences ot
the season at the Boyd, and everybody
seemed to think. It Was somo slipper and
that Earn Collins was some comedian and
had some company to support him.
Month of Red Xetter Bays.
February Is a short little month
nnd often a squally little month In
tho weather line, but It Is the month
of months when It comes to red-letter
days. Thero is groundhog day to be
gin with, then Lincoln's birthday,
Valentino day and Washington's
birthday, nnd It we recognlto tho dls-
puto prevailing in somo sections ot
the country as to whether groundhog
day properly falls on tho 2d or tho
14th, which leads to tho observance
of both days as a compromise, wo
have flvo Instead ot four ot thesa
But in addition to UiIb galaxy ot
gaieties. Fobruary makos a still
larger appeal to popular acclaim as
the month In which tho professional
ball players moblllto and move for
ward for their spring training. In
ye olden times men knew tho back
bone of winter was broken when thoy
Baw the geese fly north: now they re
allze it In tho flocking ot the ball
players to tho southern training
camps. It is even a surer sign than
the chirping ot the first robin, for
robins are often deceived by unseas
onable balmlness; base ball never is
No. tho liquor people Bhould not
accuse Uio World-Herald of lncon
alstency. They should merely charge
themselves with damphoollshness for
having furnished the votes and tbe
money to send tha editor of tho
double-endcr to the United States
People and Events
Twice Told Tales
Th Knuler Wny.
Speaking of the work being done by the
Carnegie Foundation, which recently hold
Its annual meeting In New York, Jacob
Gould Schurman, president ot Cornell,
university, said In Ithaca:
"The generosity, tho Intelligence and
unselfish devotion which Mr, Carnegie
has shown In this philanthropy have
won for him the esteem of the wholo na
"The esteem of one's fellow men Is not
an easy thing to win, but, an Mr. Car
negie haa proven, not so difficult, either,
as the sage considered It to be.
"A youth, you know," continued Presi
dent Schurman, "sought a sage nnd In
quired of hhn;
" 'What shall I do, O sage, to have my
fellow men speak well ot me?'
"The sage's reply 'was:
"Die." Detroit Free Press.
George Lansbury, tho English parlia
mentarian, said in a labor address in
"The British laboring man adheres moro
and more to the labor party. He Is find
ing out moro and more that he has little
but promises to expect from either tho
conservatives or tho liberals.
"A liberal millionaire was addressing
one night a political meeting of working-men.
" 'Vote for the llbeial candidate, our
dear Lord Dacre!' he cried. 'Conserva
tism, Indeed! What havo you working
men got to conserve? Why, nothing ab
" Hlght you are, old mani' roared a
worklngman from tho back of tho hall.
'And we ain't got nothing to bo liberal
with, either!' "-Now York Sun.
Apropos of the onenlnr of th nchnnl
and colleges. Dr. O. Stanley Hall, presi
dent of Clark university, said at dtnneMn
'Wo all Incline to think our own seat
learning the best nnr. huf
beware of this Inclination, for In Its na
turo It Is unoleasnnttv lib h lm.,. .
Worcester schoolma'om received the other
" 'Dear Mis Teachor'-so the letter ran
'Please do not nush wiuin
so much of his brains la intelleck that he
ought to bo hold back hard Stead nf twtlnn-
pushed hard or he will run to Intelleck
entirely and I do not doslro this. So
pleoso hold him back hard ft A ffi Iroitn
his intelleck from getting bigger than
nis Doay ana so injuring him for life.' "
Mr. and Mrs, Theodore Tuttle ot
Speonk, Long Island, declare that they
never had a quarrel In alt their sixty-five
years of married life. Isn't that record
Miss Anna Brennan, the pioneer woman
barrister In Victoria, Australia, has Just
conducted her first case in Melbourne
county court, dressed in white, with the
usual professional gown over her frock.
Ignatx Yeaaky of Bloomfleld, N. J., sold
his house for fiOO cash Saturday after
noon, after the time tor savings banks
to close, applied to the chief ot police for
a night's lodging and waa assigned one
of the best cells In the house.
Dr. C. W. Bell drove from Strong,
to Karmlngton, a distance ot fourteen
miles. In fifty-five minutes with a 11-y ear-
old horse. He wired ahead that he waa
coming to make connections for a pro
tesslonal trip and the train was held five
minutes tor htm.
While the yellow Jacket has been the
favorite decoration, second only to the ax.
bestowed on opponents by the president
ot China, he adds novelty to his rewards
by bestowing the double cross ot the
"Order of the Blue Goose," the bestowal
of which signifies that life Insurance
won't save him.
Some surprise Is expressed In Chicago
newspapers over evidence pointing to
rake-oft of $81,000 on the purchase of two
school sites. Some of the later breed ot
Gray Wolves are not as slick In covering
tracks as their predecessors, and their
clumsiness In getting away with the
goods is both surprising and shocking.
Mineral, Mo., is 'puxxled over the prob
tern ot a nonresident mayor. C. B. Coss
resigned as mayor three weeks ago.
Frank banning, president of the common
council, moved fifteen mites away to
Scammon several months ago. but when
he heard ot Com' resignation he an
nounced that he was mayor ot Mineral.
August Pajonk of La Grange, lit, with
a string of aliases aa long as an arm.
has been caged by Chicago postoffloe
sleutha for trifling with tha affections ot
persons drslrlng to plunge into matrl
mony "imslght, unseen." If proof wore
needed ot the financial value ot adver
tUlhff the La Grange sport could furnish
It. Pajonk playd for the money of both
sexes, and from two flve-llners one
baited for men, the other for women-he
cooped In $;,0CO In six months.
Indianapolis News: Mr. Carnegie has
moved up another $2,000,000 toward dying
poor; but, withal, ho doesn't appear to
be making much headway.
Brooklyn Eagle. Presidont Wilson haa
done thirty-one remarkable things since
ho becamo president. For tho thirty-
second or thirty-third degreo let us havo
done with jangling- and start fresh for
the achievement of good times.
Philadelphia Ledger: Tho outlook Is
that the present congress will appropriate
$100,000,000 more than any other congress
ever appropriated and set precedents for
future appropriations before tho country
realises what Is going cn. "Economy"
comes high, but wo must, have It.
Boston Transcript: One ot tho psy
chological puzzlers In connection with the.
alleged American mind is tho fact that
the very newspapers which In 1SU con
sidered Wllllaip H. Taft too reactionary
to be president for a, four-year torm now
are tho most enthusiastic indorscrs he
has for a Ufa seat on' the supreme court
Pittsburgh Dispatch: The Pullman com-l
pany puts on tho extra prlco for prlvato
fctatcrooms, with the statement that "It
Is not designed to bring In larger
revenues" but to minimize the losses
caused by tho cars being partly empty.
Some one should start a subscription to
'cscue this company from the embarrass
ments caused by Its unprofitable busi
Henry Wattereon, In Louisville Courler-
Uournal: Federal ownership? Govern
ment censorship? Partylsm by process of
self-perpetuation? Hitherto It has re
quired only, a revolution to effect a
change ot parties at Washington. If the
people, blindly paying tho fabulous de
mands, put theso giant powers In the
hands of any group ot public men. It will
require on earthquake. Progress, Indeed;
after the telegraphs and telephones, why
not tho railways; after tho railways, why
not all the publlo utilities? And then, as
far as our old-fashioned Jeffersonlan
democracy goes, why not the deluge? I
know not how to differentiate public
measures from party leaders. As the egg
Is to the shell, Is the statesman to his
case. All the republics ot which wo havo
Unowledgo came to grief and were carted
to the boneyard through the Inability ot
the people to distinguish between the truo
and the false among their publlo men. In
every age and clime the rescript for
demagogy has been the same. It is as
old aa the hills, as simple and familiar
as the selling ot gold bricks, and yet ap
parently as effective as ever.
Tin Anirrlennit I.nck Patriotism t
SOUTH OMAHA. Neb., Feb. 17.-To the
Kdltor of The Bee: Is "patriotism" a
lost word? Have we no nationality? Why
Is It that an Omaha, audience remains
seated while the orchestra plays "The
Star Hpangled Banner?" As a. natural
ized American, I waa astonished on Lin
coln's birthday when the national air
was played and Lincoln's picture dis
played at the Orpheum, to realize that
only throe people arose. We pride our
selves on being citizens of the "Great
Republic," but the citizens of no other
nation would have shown so little respect.
Play "God Savo the King" and every
English subject Is on his feet. While
the children in our public schools sing
"America" or "The Star Spangled Ban
ner" they always stand. Why do theso
little Imitators forget the reverence and
respect for patriotism? Is It not becauso
thoy watch the "grown ups" In their
blase attitude toward these things? Could
not the theaters and other public places
help if a suggestion of some sort was
made to their audiences.
ONE OF THE AUDIENCE.
Actual Cost of Ltvtnir.
COUNCIL BLUFFS, la., Feb. IT. To
tho Editor of Tho Bee: You havo a num
ber of times printed articles concerning
the cost of living and also the present
high cost of living. I havo kept a strict
account of my expenses, nnd I thought
it might interest some of your readers by
giving them a few pages from my bud
get I have been married for thirty years
and raised a family of flvo chlld'en, and
most of this lime have been In Pottawat
tnmlo county, Iowa. My total expense
from June 1, 18S3, to January I, 19H, hat
been $,?, divided as follows: For table
expenses, $8,6SI; for rearing of children,
$10,000; for solf and wife, $5,043. As to
cost of former years with the present
time, I give you the per capita expenses
uy me years:
Year. Table. Total.
1K3 $144 MO
oar. raoie. Total.
Over the Seas
A recent census ot England and Wales
shows clghty-slx women plumbers.
Tricycle taxlcabs havo been Introduced
Into Germany with great success.
England haa more than 100,000 women
and girls working In thtlr own homes
Tamatave, Madagascar, Is to have a
port at a cost of $3,000,000, to be con
structed by Frenchmen only.
With a population only two-thirds as
great aa the United States, Germany has
1,000,000 more labor union members.
In Japan girls In spinning factories
work on an average thirteen to fourteen
hours, and those In weaving factories
fourteen to sixteen hours.
Perth, Scotland, where golf is now a
municipal Institution, la the city whero
the first act was passed In 142t by James
I. forbidding the playing of "golfe, lute
ball or other silt unprofitable sportes."
The Influx of foreign labor Into Den
mark shows an Increase from year to
year. During . the last summer there
were 12,62! foreigners engaged In man
ual labor In this kingdom. 2.S7J men and
The diamond Industry of the Nether
lands and in Belgium la In a serious sit
uation, there being over fi.OOO diamond
workers out ot work in Amsterdam,
while the situation Is said to ba as bad
or worse In Aptnern
Tho last two years children In high
school and college.
A READER OF YOUR PAPER.
A Negro Spcnks 1IU Sllnd.
OMAHA, Feb. 17. To tho Editor ot
The Bee: Will you kindly allow mo to
ask our citizens why the negro should be
censured In view of tho following condi
tions: Our white neighbors claim that we will
not rise; that our social and moral status
Is at a standstill. They seem to expect
us to do from a social and moral stand
point In fifty years what It required
thorn hundredu of years to accomplish.
Tho great mass of negroes aro forced to
spend their lives In certain grades of em
ployment, such as porterlng work In
barber strops hotels, saloons and public
Some negroes aro glad to get this class
ot work, first, because it Is about the
only field opened to them; second, be
cause tho remuneration Is better than In
other lower grades Of employment, and.
third, tho patrons of theso places show
them more kindness and consideration
than whites in other vocations. But
hero they are brought in contest with
types whoso traits ot character and hab
its constantly mould their actions. Un
lctted and Bomplemlnded negroes aro
forced by the cruel hand of fato to work
In this lower claas ot employment If
one,, by education or Innato ability,
struggles to rise above the common herd"
he is hurlod back In the vast abyss by
that ever-crouching and yearning white
beast ot prejudice.
I have In mind a negro porter who
worked In tho law office of the Nash
ville Ss Chattanooga railway nt Nash
ville, Tenn. He waa educated, a fine pen
man and kept the books for months when
tjio stenographer was sick or away on a
vacation. If any legal paper were wanted
about the office, Billy got them; If they
were to be drawn, Billy drew them. One
young lawyer that ho greatly assisted
became the head railroad lawyer of tho
Illinois Central at Chicago. Had Bllly'H
skin been white, he, too, no doubt, would
have gone to Chicago. He went to work
as a porter and died in the same ca
pacity. There aro many Billies all over
the United States whose ambitions are
throttled and crushed by the people who
say the negroes will not advance.
Locally, one can often hear It said. In
the big offices up town, or by the silk
stocking bunch, mat tho negroes are
largely controlled by Tom Dennlson and
his gang. Why not? Dennlson and his
gang are the only people In the city who
show the negroes any consideration
They want to see them have fair play.
They get them work; then get them food
and get them shelter Why shouldn't they
stick? We haven't heard of anybody from
the "Farnam district" going out ot their
way to do this
Dennlson, who Is portrayed as having
the unseen horns on his head, took money
out ot his pocket and paid off the mort
gage on an old negro woman's property
that was about to be sold from under her.
She was too old to work for htm. She
could not vote, so ono can see he had no
selfish object In view.
Then, If your critics would help the
negro to acquire what yojt say he hai
not, you must show the spirit ot doing
something tangible. Thow open the doors
of your stores, factories, foundries nnd
mills to our common and skilled laborers,
to our clerks and stenographers, and If
then wo do not provo ourselves worthy
men, put us out: but not till then.
A NBGKO RI5ADBR.
"Tills Journalist who wants to see
I refuse to be Interviewed!" exclaimed
Senator Sorghum. "The last bunch of
anecdotes he thought up and attached
my name to weren't anything like up to
standard." Washington Star.
"If the MaTy of the old nursery rhyme
had been a new woman, she would have
found her place In Wall street."
"Because she always had a little lamb
In tow." Baltimore American.
"Study your lessons, my boy, and you
may be president."
"Anyhow, If you're not president, you'll
be fitted for the lecture platform."
"Let me sing the ou- donss In your
parlor, ". lisped tho girl Alio thought slio
was a prima donna.
"Pleaso don't," begged the landlady.
"But your boarders will bo carried
away by my singing."
"That's Just tho trouble. Tho last time
you sang thoy were carried over to the
next boarding house." National Monthly.
A lady was surprised to hear a woman
ot apparent cultivation pronounce the
word "mural" as though It were spelled
mooral. She slipped out and consulted
her dictionary, remarking to a friend on
her return: "She Is wrong. Mu Is pro
nounced mew, as In cat." Christian Register.
SUCH 18 FAME. t '
nli I earn News.
What Is the uuu or tamur Behold thq
Of tho "smart Aleck" who was once
And surtry iuo mighty Caosar'a name
jlus to a proews una preserves to rame,
uuns ocoius, xiso una scholarly out,
Sun hi, in "dunco" nnd eke the "dunce's
cap." . ,
By "trfjuls XIV." most folk understand
a style oi tuiniturb on, ruonarcn grand 1
ino tirst Nupoicons Known vcat uy his
The thiru by whiskers now no more tha
Marsnuis Jaquemlnot and Nlel disclose
Their warlike Jtcords, each witnin ts
Fair Josephine, who lost her lord and
Is still uumlrcd In a type ot gown.
Tho "boots" of Weillnston nnu "Blucher.
Show how great names posterity max
Lord Dtrby is a hat nnd Cardigan -A
Jacket, and Pilnco Albert coats a man!
Hawarden's sago lives In a "Gladstone
But now, dyspeptic muse, tho Yankee's
"John Hancock" Is the slang for elgna
McClellan? That's a saddle tree why,
sure! , , 1
BurnBlde Is whiskers of a certain style-
And ro men pass into tho after while!
The living heroes thank their lucky stars
If they have named for them 6-cenS
"flMJL not slowly after a while but at
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8:09 A. M.
345 P- Ma
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MONON at 9:40 a. in. for Louisville and South
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NICKEL PLATE at 10:35 a. m. for New.Yorky
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ARRIVING CHICAGO 7:00 a. m, ior connew
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RIG FOUR at 10:15 p. m "Royal Palm,,',
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