Omaha daily bee. (Omaha [Neb.]) 187?-1922, February 09, 1914, Page 4, Image 4
HIE BEE: 0MA1IA, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 9, 1914. TBB OMAHA DAILY BEE FOUNDED BY EDWARD ROSBWATKlt, VICTOIt ROSKWATBR. EDITOR. TIER BU1LDINO. FARNAM AND 17TH. Entered at Omaha postofflce as second- class matter. TERM OF SUBSCRIPTIONS, .'. .$2.00 Euncay Bee. one year Saturday Bee, one year J-?? I Dally Bee ana aunany, one yrar .w i nRi.ivif.nEn nv harrier. I SSSJSS.flSLS.'S SS ISSSffiriSS Dally Bee, including Sunday, per mo..Cc W.u'r,fflKfflS: In deliveries to City Circulation Dept. nBMITTAVCK. I i n.-it u V no.lnt 'order. payablo to The Bee Publishing company, only r-cent stamps received in jinyuiuiii. nf mull ACrniints. Personal checks, ex cept on Omaha and eastern exchanges, OFFICES. Omaha Tho Bee Building. South Omaha 231S N Street Council Bluffs-14 North Main Street Llncoln-M Little Building. Chlcago-901 Hearst Building. New York-Room 1106, JS6 Fifth Avenue. St Louie 503 New Bank of Commerce. Wshlngton-723 Fourteenth St. N. W. Communlcatlons relating to news and! editorial matter should be addressed ! Omaha Bee, Elitorlal Department. JANUARY CIRCULATION. 50,542 State of Nebraska, County of Douclas, ss.t r I 4 KFIlllo Ma nlMiilntlnn tMSrlSffsr of Tne Bee Publishing company, being SitefitolorJth "TILm?, )9U,' was W.H2. ; ciixuiatlon MansBcr. Subscribed In my presence and sworn to UOIUIO linn U UB Ul iciiiuaij, , ROBERT HUNTER, (Seal.) Notary Public Subscribers leaving the city tem porarily should hnve The Bee mailed to them. Address will lie changed as often as requested. And Bryan had charge of the plat form, too. Now, they are crowing over tho "Chicken trust." Radium as 'a cancer cure may still be quoted on tho market among tho I futures. I An official consignment of base uans nas oeen Bnippea Boumwara, Guess the answer. Murder will nut. na th frlr. of bawdy house criminals Is now doubt- less beginning to realize. Is thero any significance In the plan to erect the now reformatory adjacent to the penitentiary? There must bo mothod in tho madnesB of tho St. Louis team in tho Outlaw league having striped unl- formfl. Knw thot Prosldant WlUnn hnn Andy Jackson's old hickory cane, let ... n if con It Ilka a hli? fttlCK 'I 11 1 m eflyailafakWHl contTnue ibrfTai I 'live." Yes, that Is what they all say. Toll It to Croker. Tho colouol has bocomo a botanl- cal scout, we arejold. Perhaps If ho roakos good ho mfght land later aB a baso ball scput. A Wisconsin town evidently fear- ing somo .Kansas burg might boat It has passed an ordinance outlaw- ing the tango. Fort dmaha will' bo a nice placol (or Nebraska National Guard head- quarters, and tho movo may sol vol the armory problem, Why call names over the differ- eac la opinion of the canal tolls? Js it Inconceivable that the differ- ence may be an honest one? Now come the leaders of tho dom- ecratio party and confirm the Well established belief of tho country that tay didn't know what thoy wero do- irk, bi uatuHiore. Congressman Stephens has an- 6tHer nlco problom to solvo, one of hla primaries for postmaster having resimca m n tie. uut tnis ougnt not to be so very hard, either. Commissioner Hall has now re moved any doubt that may have ox- isted aB to his Intention. Tho office looks pretty good to him, and ho would like to have another term. Traveling men and nth, rnmln... into tha citv on lon.dMavi rrin in the shank of a cold, winter night, are qualified to speak upon the ad- vantage of not having "owl" street cars. An exchange asks the ueonlo of its. city If they are'ln a mood to con - template with equanimity'' eight' years of billboard litigation. Is Jt ' any worse than the billboards, them- selves? Brother Harvey's satire on Brother Pendell as the "original Wilson man," makes It very evident that! Brother Harvey is not going to bo cheated out of anything that belongs to him without a protest. The democrats aro waking up to the fact that government costs money, and that we cannot have all our great array of boards and com missions and deputies and the like unless we pay for them. The St. Louis Republic says three East St Louis girls tied in a spelling- match after getting away with 3,560 words. Wonder If thn business ram of that city complain of spell- las; as sMott &rt in the schools. Fool Makes One Point. Doputy Stato Labor Commissioner Tool's reply to Ihe charges of non enforcement of law would bo more convincing If moro direct. The Im pressive thing about the charges, preferred by reputable- men and women. In that they are sneclflc. v"'"."'t ; ....,....,., of the violation of the female labor law brought definitely to Mr. Pool's attention without action on his part, Mr. Pool may be able to satisfy all crjtciBm 0f him. but if BO ho will -t i "ve urI' Boneraiiuen aim cuuiu straight to the point. But there is qno thing in the com- mlssloner's published defense, which, though of indirect application, chal lenges serious attention. He points to the fact that the last legislature only appropriated J3.000 a year for the conduct of the bureau of labor. That, of course, is absurdly lnado- narcd with the scope and Importance , . . anmn IS I HU l Ul V .J VU 14VS4.W Ut MWasv inexplicable reason Nebraska legis latures have always chosen to make a farce of this department by their parsimony in financing It, and more than one legislature haB seriously considered making no appropriation whatever, taking U1I3 backhanded moans of abolishing the bureau. So for aB concerns much of the work It la supposed to do, It might as well bo abolished as sot aside with the niggardly budgetB provided, Feeding the Faithful. The report of the belated entente cordlale between Honorables Bryan and Hitchcock floating In just ahead of the cold wnvo could not have been more propitiously timed. This "watchful waiting" la bad enough on a hungry democrat, let alono ac centuating tho gnawing pangs wlth tho severe- rigors of winter. While, therefore, only a few small' crumbs hnve as yet fallen to two or three nnnr T.nT.nrnnra thn fnrt that tho d.nfinf.or(1 of ,, dIo hfivn come to an agreement Is unction to tho soul and food to the body suffl- "0"1' wo vruBl 10 "IK lltt.l . &mon Nona's democracy to hold out faithful to tho end when all will bo fed. How About It? With referonce to tho mismanage ment of tho Now York, New Haven & Hartford railroad, Senator Cum- mine saw on the floor or uio sonata; I predict the stato of affairs here finds fara"eI lR lno capitalisation of a dozen rauroaas. JB il 1"1 wen, Wiuro IB lllO co. and. t.h,ero ls tho ?ock .lBland- uol' iuraiBiuiiB oxBini'iOB 01 very imauuiuBi T,UlllUi JUil CWIUID LU the New Haven or not. Are thero 91, Are not the facts -ali-Mdjr ttdd!ced with "ferenc- to -these r0RUB rea80nao, Hrounas IOr bubpi clon? Sonator Cummins adds! ve nave nnown u was going on tor vniir ntiil rfiiHMl tn civ IVik Tnteratntrt Commerce commission power to rcculate such matters. Now, It tho lownn has torn oft tho mask, why should congress not go In and tlntsh tho job, by giving tho commission plenary powers insofar as thoy are roqulrod to make lta service otflclont and effectual and make railroads common carriers be' fore they aro frenzied financiers? Service in Congress, Tho estoomed Stato Journal ruleos a very" pertinent question in connec tion with tho matter of docking the pay of congressmen "While not prcs- ont - In Washington. It compares tho action of Congressman Hobson In campaigning- in Alabama In sup' port of what ho deems to bo a vital principle, and that of Congressman Magulro, who remains in Washing ton. merely to register hla vote as the caucus has determined, and asks which ls doln creator service to his constituents. Without eolnc Into th llobaon easn. Thn nn will cron that MaffUiro hna B0 far boen about L, UBe,6B11 to th8 plr.t NehrMka .. tHcl a representative In congress well could bo. One Complete Job. New York supplies tho amazing Uectacle of landing m nrls i,th ,,, , .., hrlhorv tu ,, tha tnnr. Tt ' . I Eesv J MSwa v 4 a UVVUOIUII J 0 - . . A ll t a 1 ,ur curaHlw,l wcubo it, bhowb mm. Buch n hin can be done, even when the Principals are or have been men of prominence. It is ono complete Job of this kind and one profound inspiration for others Mr. Wlllet, who thought he had "nought" a juagesnip, was ilrst ac lcused tr,ed and convicted, then Mr Cassldy, "boss of Queens county,' who "sold" the orrice, was rounded UP nnd Bven- R tl ne of 1,000 and I0ne antl one-half year& In the peni tentiary. Thus far, tho latter part of the sentence has not been "sus- pended." Surely, times, aro looking up In I Gotham, when a real, tlvo "boss" of tho Tammany stripe can be put bo- hind real steel bars. It Is a terrlblo thing to think of men buying and selling judgeships as it they were peanuts or pineapples or any other article of commerce, but tho terror Is toned down when both buyer and seller are caught and seriously dealt with. Possibly there ls a ray of hope In this for a better day In politics In New York and elsewhere. "I'm here to tell the truth," ex claims the Same Old Bill. What, the whole truth and nothing but the truth? looking JJackwar t Jh5j)ay in Omaha COMFILZ9 fHOM DEE n FKOKUARY 0 Thirty Years Ago A hot fire destroyed the Brown block, corner Fourteenth and . Famam, this afternoon. Two mm, R. O. Patterson nnd Mr. SandborB. wero rescued by lad ders from tho third-story window ledge. The principal, losses were sustained by A. V. Morse & Co.'s shoe store, John Ia Wobetcr's law library, Drs. Charles and Wlilnnery's dental parlors nnd 8. R. Brown owner of the building. Two policemen broke up a coasting partv of young women and gentlemen on Dodge street last evening, to' tho In dignation of the coasters. James Crelghton, chairman of the Board of Public Works, Is back from an ex tended trip east as far as Montreal, on whlrh he Inspected pavement and sewers In other cities. , Mrs. Frank Arnold of Omaha, while visiting friends In Kalamazoo, Mich., fell at a roller skating rink and broke her arm. County Superintendent Brunner visited the county schools all week. Cards have been received announcing the marriage of Frank Crlee and Miss Bonasolle of Han Antonio. Miss Bona solle Is well known to many friends in this city. M. Olbb, receiving clerk of tho local freight office of the Union Pacific, s setting them up over the arrlvsl of a bouncug boy. Twenty Years Abo Vice Presldont and General Manager Potter of tho terminal company went to St. Louis to consult General Manager Doddridge of the Missouri Pacific as to the construction of the viaduct to con nect trie two lines. Judge Moses P. Klnknld of O'Neill was registered at the Dellone. The heavy snow came, but also came the delegation of fair school ma'ams from Nebraska City, not a bit daunted, but pink and pretty, to spend the day looking over our schools; Thoy were met at the train by City Superintendent Fltspatrick, by whom they wero escorted about the schools. In addition to the feminine dele gates, there were several men teachers nnd school officials. x Ten Inches of snow fell on Omaha and Mayor Bemls sent out a call for men from the Rescue hall to arm themsolves with shovels and attack the snow on side- wnlks. Maria L. Htoutenborough) sister of Mrs. , W, Van Nostrand, passed away and plans wore made for burial In' Brooklyn, N. Y. Hound trip fares for California wero offered at JG3.W. John M, Thurston, general solicitor of the Union Pacific, returned from Denver, where he argued a caso for his company. Ten Years Agi Members of Kountze Memorial Luth eran church and other friends tendered reception to the new pastor. Rev. J. 1J. Hummon, and Mrs, Ilummon at tho church, concluding with' refreshments, A telegram of congratulations was read during tho evening by Elder Leslie Allen from Rev, J. A, Turkic a former pastor. The Swedish-American Garfield club met and' endorsed, Theodore Jloosovelt and John L Webster as republican can didates for president and vlco presldont. President T, C, Woodbury of the Omaha Water company and former Gov ernor James E. Boyd, chairman of the Omaha water board, exchanged some hot words at a meeting, whereat the delay In the report of tho appraisers was tho chief subject, pf discussion. Or. Augustus K. Detweller and Miss May Gates were married at C p. m. at the winter homo of tho bride's parents, Mr, and Mrs. John Gates, 2412 Dodge street. Rev. E. H. Jenks performing the cere mony. Mrs. Detweller, mother of tho groom; tho parents of tlto bride and Mr. and Mrs. Frank N. Clarke were the wit nesses. Dr. and Mrs, Detweller left on art evening train for Chicago, whence they Intended proceeding to New York to sail for Europe for a honeymoon trip, People and Events Douglas WhlttsJcer of New York talked to hlti sweetheart In WInthrop, Mass., by toluphono the other day for an hour -and It cost him 121.(0. The crusade against spitting In street cars In Chicago Is crowding the hurry wagons and fattening police court treas uries. Twenty-five dollars a spit Is a sure boost for a swallow. Only the positive Instructions of tho court prevented a New York Jury from returning a verdict of Insanity against a lawyer who sprung on a witness hypothetical question of 13,000 words. Wilbur Glenn Vollva of the Zionist church scoffs at the "Go-to-Church-Sun- day" movement In Chicago, and slams it as "a piece of nonsense." Vollva assumes the air or a man who knows Chicago. Life Is living up In Denver and show Ing lta old-time vim. Jack Crawford shot up the snore of Fred Shove arid sent him to the hospital. Jack plugged the anorer through the partition of a rooming house. The 'biggest Boy Scout In the world ls probably one named Cook, In Philadel phia. Although only 15 years old he stands six feet seven Inches In his stock ings and weighs 183 pounds. Mrs. Louise Bethune, who died In Bnf. falo last week, was the first w,oman architect In thn country. In he,- girl hood she showed great talent In planning houses and so decided to' take up archi tecture as a life work. After four years' practical experience In bffl raising, Jens Hanson, a retired farmer from Clear Lake, Cal.. registered for tho short course at the agricultural college In order to take the course in bee raising, which he offered for tho first time this year. Hanson ls 63 years old. By an unexpected, speeding up of the smoke habit In this country during the last two months of IMS the American Tobacco company was enabled to get the wherewith for a 20 per cent dividend and put considerable coin In the reserve can. Consumers of the weed will find some material for reflection in the fig ures. Mrs. Sarah Miller, who celebrated her ninety-fourth birthday recently In Cald' well, N. J., perhaps has more descend ants pvlng than any other woman In the country. She Is the mother of ten chll dren, seven still living: has thirty-four grandchildren, fifty-eight great-grand children and thirteen living great-great grandchildren, 113 living descendants at together Twice Told Tales A Game I,oer. They wero talking In the smoking room of the Mauretanla, about steamship sharpers, nnd "AIP Hayman, tho Im presario, said; "I'll tell you a story about a Chilli- cothlan. 'A Chllllcothlan, on the way back home from a summer tour of Europe, shared a stateroom with two men who, he had reason to believe, wero sharpers. 'He believed they were sharpers be-1 cause they were continually proposing the most tempting bets to him bets where It seemed Impossible for him to lose and yet, as soon as he put up his money tho two men took It away from him. "80 ho came to believe that the bets were crooked. Nevertheless thoy were all so tempting that lie cotildn't resist them, and finally his funds got down to $3.30. 'On tho last day of the voyage lie said to the twd men: " 'AVcll, follows, you've cleaned me out of everything but my honor and $8.00, and I'm willing to risk the 15.50 on a last bet with you, provided you'll let me decide what the bet Is to be.' 'They agreed, for thoy wero curious, and thero was little to be lost. "Well, fellows,' ho said, 'this ls the bett I'll bet you I&.50 that, as we sail up the bay, I'll yell louder than the ship's steam whistle "He looked In their astonished faces and added: " 'Of courso I'll lose, but. by gosh, I know the whistle can't be fixed." "New York Mall. The Test of Tenchers. Sunday afttrno6n the Infants' class had como to an end and the teacher closed her book, more than satisfied with tho Interest which had been shown by the boys throughout tho lesson. Before de parting, however, she decided to try to reap some of tho fruit of her labors; so, turning to the class, sho said: "Now, would ony of you like to ask mo any questions? I have a few minutes to spare, so If thero Is nnythlng you want to know don't hesitate to ask." Little Freddy roso to his feet with ah eagerness which delighted his Instructor, "Plense, teacher," ho Inquired, -without the scmblanco of a blush, "have you got any cigarette pictures on you?" Houston Post. 'o Cheescpnrer, The late Georgo A. Hcarn, the New York nillllonalro art collector, was- noted for his generosity to his employes. To a reporter who once congratulated; Mr. Hearn on the high wages nnd un usual comforts that his employes received Mr. Hcarn said: "I don't believe In cheesoparlng econ omy In the treatment of those whose hard work makes a man's success. Chccspar Ing economy, applied in that way, seems to me as mean and paltry as tho Yonkers man. "A Yonkers man was summoned from his evening paper by his wlfo's frightened cry. " 'George, como quick! Tho cook has tried to kill herself by Inhaling gas! " 'Good gracious!' growled George, as he rushed to the kitchen, leaped over the cook's prostrate form and turned off tho cock, 'good gracious, think what tho gas hill will be this month!' "Now York Sun. About Women Mrs. Charles M. Walker of Indlanano- lis was elected for the twenty-sixth tlmo president of tho Indianapolis German Literary society. Sho tried to resign, thinking somo one else should have a chance to wield the gavel, but the club thought differently. Miss Mattte Tyler, granddaughter of John Tyler, president of the Uhlted States. Is poatmlstrces at Courtland, Va., ana will seeK to retain the position on the grounds that she Is a descendant of former president, Sho ls not able to take tho examination recently held, as her age, 68, bars her from that privilege Sir Herbert Thlrkell Whlto In his new book, ' A Civil Servant in Burmah," tells story of a young woman who cams to him ono day for a reduction of her Income tax. She said she earned her living by selling In the baxar, and when Sir Herbert asked her what hor hus band did. she replied, "He stays at home and minds the children." Countess Molltor, well known in Eng land for her adventures In the wild places of tho earth, has gone on a peril ous journey across tho Ruba-el-Khall, the great sanay desert of South Arabia, Other European explorers have tried this joumoy and all have fallod. Yet the in trepid woman believes sho can make the trip without other aid than that of tho natives. Men who are married or who think of marrying out In Colorado will glvo grave contemplation to the decision of a Denver Judge that a wlfo cannot commit forgery in signing her husband' nnmo to a check on a bank in which he has an account, and that he Is, under Colorado law, responsible for the checks so signed by her Tabloids of Science The range of vision of a caterpillar ,s limited to two-fifths of an Inch. Whllo the heart of the elephant I4 beating thirty times, that of a human Is pulsating tovertty. Tho recoverable copper content of the ores produced In Arizona last year was more than 1.000,000 pounds a day, u new high record. Throughout the world one-fourth of all children die before six years of age one-half before they aro 16 and only one person In each 100 lives to the age of 63. As a universal danger signal, a Den ver firm has designed and copyrighted signs bearing a human hand, aoross the palm of which appear the words, "Safety First An eminent authority lias estimated that tl per cent of the people of Paris havo the germs of tuberculosis In their blood and are capable of spreading the disease. Electricity plays no small part In tho manufacture of hardware of alt kind Were it not for the electrically driven, high speed machinery, hardwaro would be considerably higher in price. Teats having shown that reconnola- ssnce work cannot be effectively done at greater heights than 2.000 feet, tho French army has decided that its war areoplanes roust be armored against rifle bullet J UL Women mifl Fnlntlnn Ilerthn. GRAND ISLAND, Feb. 6.-T0 the Editor of The Bee: In my travels some two weeks ago I came across a booklet. "Clothed In Scarlet." Caught In the blltsard here, have read It through. Have known Rev. avldge for many years as a worthy, deVoted Christian, who ls fol lowing In tho steps of Christ as near as he can. Would thnt we had more min isters like him. I could not help but think as I read the cutting criticism by Jean Barker. And where shtf says one chance In ten thousand of saving this Bertha. How narrow sho was In her views regarding this case. Something like a great M. D. In my home state, Denver. Colo., I think, who somo twelve years ago wrote up an article stating tho hopeless Insane should bo given a mild dose of poison. Under my own ob servation during tho lost five years I have known of hopeless cases of the worst type to be cured entirely by faith In God and prayer. And the way Bertha has started out selling her own life gives mo cause to have great faith In her re form, as that and that only takes moro faith and courage than Jean Barker or many of us possess. In reading on page 31 about the big good people that stand up for Rev. Sav- Idge and what he ls trying to do for Bertha, It ls Bad to see among the list not one woman. All aro Omaha's best business men. Thank God, a few of Rev. rfavldge's Christian workers among tie women are trying to help Bertha, God bless them. If all these women that con demn Bertha and say nothing will savo her would look Into their own lives and pray for Bertha, knowing and under standing she la God's child fully as much as they are, tho mtllentum would bo at hand: our homes every wnere wouia db purer and better. But as long bb women will kick down their own sex and send bouquets to the worst kind of reprobate because ho Is a man, take him right In their homes and kick their own sex down, -all the suffra gists on God's green earth, all tho women's clubs and societies will not do ono speck of good toward making the world better or men better. When women are loyal and true to their own sex It will not be necessary for them to.parado the street to get votes. When tho women aro loyal and true to women and helpful wo will have such a good class of men on earth wo will. not want to vote. God hasten that day as it's a long way off now. L, JONES, Laramie City, Wyo. IlenlliiK with. Mexico. HARTINGTON, Neb., Feb. B. To the VMtnr nf The Bee! I notice In ine uee of tho 2d Instant the report of on ad dress made before the Philosophical so ciety of Omaha by Ignatius J. Dunn, Esa. I would like , to believe tnav me gentleman was misquoted. Ho attempts to show an analogy between tho conduct of tho pressnt administration towards Mexico and the conduct of the Lincoln administration towards Mexico during tho French Invasion of half a century ago. There ls no similitude, either ns n pntidltlnns or conduct. Mexico between 1821 nnd 1867 had flfty-ono changes of govornment. Some adventurer wnue tem nnrnrllv holding the reins of power In Mexico contracted a loan with sohie Swiss bankers. This transaction woum nave shamed an Omaha loan shark. It was like giving your note for J100 and getting $50. When President Juarcx became the head of tho ropubllo ho was willing to pay what his predecessor actually re ceived, with interest, and no more. The Swiss bankers moved over to France and then called upon the. emperor of the French for protection. Thero Is little doubt that this movo was a frame-up to glvo Louis Bonaparte an excuse to pounce on Mexico. England ana opain johicu him In a triple alliance, but abandoned him at Vera Crux on tho assurance of Juarez that ho had no Intention to re- pudloto any part of any obligation to British or Spanish subject. After tho caDturo of Mexico, Xuls Bonaparte tried to make Maxlmllllan Hapsburg emperor of Mexico, Ho propped up tne mronc with French bayonets. Tho United States an. In the middle of the slavenomers rebellion and they had their hands full. Mr. Dunn quotes Lincoln's secretary of state. What tho crafty Seward may have said I do not know. Any language com ing from that fox should astonish nobody. There ls llttlo doubt that he told the Con- federate icaucrs uim w... purpose to let the erring sister states go In peace. After tho slaveholders' rebel lion was crushed. President Johnson loH no tlmo In notifying Bonaparte through this same William H. Steward, secretary of state-to withdraw the French arm.y from Mexico. Bonaparte replied that he would remove ono-thtrd of them In-the fall of 66: another one-third In tne spring of '67 and the remolnder In tho fall of '67. Tills was satisfactory, Rut fall came and no part of the army was removed. Prosldent JohnBon, through the same secretary of stato, called Bona parte's attention to what he had failed to do In rather a caustic communication. B)apartc promised to' remove all the troops I'J tho spring of ism. this no mu and left Maxlmllllan to his fate. The abandoned emperor called on his brother. Frances Joseph of Austria, for asslstanoo. Maxlmllllan had been recognized by every nation except the United States; and his brother considered himself Justified In sending the assistance. President John sonthrough thla same secretary of state notified Frances Joseph that the day on which tho Austrian troops embarked for Mexico the American minister at Vienna ou!d demand his passports. The troopa did not embark. Maxlmllllan felt and was shot June 19. 1867, as a common pirate and murderer. I am unablo to see what analogy there Is between tho attitude taken by the Lincoln and Johnson administrations, and tho present attitude of the Wilson ad ministration towards Mexico. I do not presume to say that both administrations were not and are not exactly right. WILBUR F. BRYANT. Differs ivttU Dorothy. BLAIR, Ntb.. Feb. 6. To the Editor of The Bee: In your issue for February 5 appeared an article by Dorothy Dlx, "Let Wives Earn Money," etc, in which an idea which I bellevo to be directly con trary to the best Interests of our Ameri can citizenship ls given nromlnence. I refer to the following sentence: "Ob viously they can't marry on that ($1,000 a year) without taking undue chances of having the wolf at the door f.ir a watchdog." I beg to ask: How large a percentage of the families In our United States have more than $1,000 a year to live on? And why should we kindle or foster dis content in the hearts of the many oy such a statement in such a place? In my humble opinion the author would do less Injury to society and to the coun- 1 try by turning her attention to tho pro ductlon of tho ordinary type of dime novel than by publishing such state ments. H. SKOV NIELSEN. Coat of Witter Meters, OMAHA, Feb. 7. To tho Editor of The Bee: A few days ago I read an article In your paper regarding the profit mado by the water board on the sale of meters to water consumers. Below Is an Itemized statement of the .actual cost to myself of one meter? One and three-quarters-Inch fcolder nipple , AS One-pound solder. 35 One nnd three-quarters-Inrh reducer .10 One and one-halt-lnch nipple 10 Two-Inch couplings 20 Two feet pipe ., 10 Three hours labor at 70c 2.10 Brick box , 12.00 Meter, five-elghts-Inch 8.) Total 123.50 Tho profit for Installing this meter was at least 25 per cent The profit on tne price or water is still more. I am a property owner and a taxpayer, and know from experience that we are pay ing more for our water now than wo were before the city tpok charge of it. Tha cost of the same amount of water for the month of December, 1012, was C3o and for December, 1913, $1.57, more than twice as much. If the water board was not charging such nn exorbitant rate, for their water they would not have the large amount of money that Is In tho treasury 'at the present time. Besides, when I paid for my meter, there was nothing said to me about being allowed to pay In "very small Installments," as was stated In the article referred to. This ls purely a matter that calls for Investigation. The city is not only mak ing a profit, but It ls taking money that rightfully belongs to the peoplo of Omora. AN OLD TIMER. Quaint Bits of Life Because he received .many years ago a spanking which ho did not deserve, Fred erick Crum of Syracuse, N. Y., has re ceived an additional $."00 by the recently probated will of his father. The queer case of a Pennsylvania girl who Is dying from rabies, although never bitten. Is puzzling the doctors, whoso only theory is that she, through an ex-ccssl-e fear of dogs, ls suffering from auto suggestion. Joseph and James Martin, brothers, liv ing in Syracuse. N. Y havo built a twelve-foot windmill attached to an or dinary buck saw. It cut wood so fast that a man is necessary to keep It sup piled, but it cuts as much wood in a day as twenty-five men. James Calway of Showhegan, Me., has finished, after six years' work, a clock seven feet, ten Inches In height, In three stories, and made entirely by hand from many different kinds of wood. Over 20,000 pieces go to make up Its construction, which Includes mechanical figures which march and go through evolutions at cer tain hours. Somewhat unusual was the sentence at Frankfort of the German prisoner Hopf to death aid fifteen years' penal servi tude. AVhlch comes first? But his crime was as unusual as tho sentence. Hopf, who at one time had been employed In a druggist's shop In London, and had been by turns a dog breeder, a dealer In fodder and a professional fencer, was shown to have kept on hand a' tolerably full set of bacilli, though in his murders he seems to have made use mainly of the germs of tuberculosis. The Most Popular Strictly First Class Water Resort in Special 19U Winter and Spring Rates Cf R.00 Per Week for Rooms $12 and Meals The famous Colfax Mineral Water has a reputation for relief and cure of Rheumatism, Liver and Stomach troubles. In the LaWes' and Men's Mineral Baths you will find the very best equipment and skilled attendants. Colfax Is located on main line of the Rock Island Rallwav All tmin, stop. Hotel Colfax, located one mile east of the city opeVates its own electric car line from depot direct to hotel. operates us own For further information ask any Rock Island agent or write Hotel Colfax and Mineral Springs, Colfax, Iowa. Everybody knows where The Bee Building is Can you have a better address for your office? ' For offices apply to the Superintendent, Room 103, The Bee Building Co. HUMOR t AW OWAK! (Setccted from the "Heavenly Number" of the University of Nebraska Awgwan.) , Professor, do they bar flics from htaven? Ah, but pardon me, there are no bar ' flics In heaven. Professor No. 248. Oh, yes Gwendoline will you please explain your figure? Gwendoline S h7! First Voice Mabel says she'd rather dance than eat. Second Voice Don't blame her she eats! at the same place I do. Enterprising Young Awgwan Reporter I Say, Coach. Just how aro we fixed for 19H foot ball material? Coach Plenty of good material on hand 1 as they say In the lumber yard. Getout Who mokes these pool chips? Getunder Why tho makers' names aro on tho other side. Getout Who are they? Getunder Pat 'n Ted. "Did you go to church last Sunday?" "Yes, and, say, it was quite enjoyable. I Tiad no Idea that a preacher could be as Interesting as the ono I heard was. He seemed to be right up on his subject." Chicago Record-Herald. "Working hard?" "I should say so." refilled the student. "My foot ball was so poor that I'll have to see If I can do something to plcaso father with my Latin. The only thing ls that I can never get him to tako the In terest In books that he does In foot ball." Washington Star. To what do you attribute your success In business? Well, I've always beat the other fellow to It. For five years L used to get up at 6 o'clock every morning to sell my goods ahead of my competitor. Oh, I Bee your success ls duo to your early training. The door opens slowly. A youth in the last stages of exhaustion falls through. A curious crowd quickly gathers. "Give him air." Tho youth stirs and murmurs, "In vain, in vain," and again collapses. A strong pipe applied to his nostrils brings him to. ..... . ... . . "What's In valn-qulck," shouts the by stander goat. ,. , , ' "Tho letter 'v,' " the youth cuckooed wildly, and tho populace turned their thumbs down PRINCIPLE. "There Is no placo where I am not. Eternal and Invisible. 1 am tno servant 01 w And men. No planet or no sun Rolls on In silent majesty Without my help. I regulate All sciences and all the arts, As well as nature her true self; I am the soul of mathematics, The balance Of all entity. Thero nothing is too great or smuu TjVti mn tn rin. I Rnk no one To let mo serve, but all who seek Mo find an everlasting inena. Men mav refuse to trust In me, May scoff at mo and curse my name, And say that I am not, but that Does not my aisposiuou uubukc, I serve them when they want me. Just Tho same. I am dispassionate; I represent the rational. I am Impartial evermore, Impersonal continu'iy. v ,; "I banish suDerstltious fear. And in Its place give faith In me. But leave tho fear of doing wrong As man's Incentive to advance. I prove to man the foolishness Of all unscientific things, From suns rebellious In the heav'ns And falling out Into tho night, To subtle, mean conspiracy Or sly temptation's double deal; To undeserved ridicule, ' Which comes back like a boomerong And strikes the sender In the face. Wrong Justly punishes Itself. I want no ono to leave li'-s friends Or relatives on my account, I show Imposture's cunning claims,- And settle falso appearances. "There ls not time enough to tell All I can do. Suffice It now To say that I am smallest part Of God." Thus speaketh Principle. WILLIS HUDSPETH. Priced, Mineral America